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Rules (Revised 10/29/17)
Welcome to /jewess/, 8chan's number one board for kosher babes.
1) This board is for posting photos of Jewesses, SFW and NSFW, as well as advice on how to date, seduce and even subordinate yourself to them. Converts and cryptos are also allowed, anyone else will result in a deletion/ban in the event of repeat offenses.
2) Images, texts, videos, and other content admiring/sexualizing/loving/marrying/procreating with/etc Jewesses is actively encouraged. You're either stroking yourself off to a Jewish babe or planning on getting into bed with one, otherwise you can politely fuck off.
3) Anyone and everyone is allowed to post here, whether you're Jewish yourself, Asian, African, Arab or even Aryan. White nationalists in particular are among the most closeted admirers of Jewesses, and if /pol/ can have a secret group of trap lovers who are under the impression that they are welcome there, then there's no reason as to why they cannot have a contingent of Hebe Hunters either.
4) Fetishes are allowed, as long as they do not involve or imply the harming of a female Jew. From now on, using the term "Gassed" with regards to a female Jew will be a bannable offense. SS/Nazi-related fantasies are somewhat different and not subject to this.
5) No trolling, shilling, or blatantly off topic threads. Shit like Nahal Toosi will be deleted on the spot.
6) No males allowed, the board's called /jewess/ for a reason. There cannot and never will be such a thing as a "Jewish trap"; the physiology of a biologically male Jew is too different to that of the female.
7) All 8chan globals still apply. No Illegal content or DMCA violations.
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No.8
>>1
damn, i'd brutally fuck and impregnate that beautiful wifess with the force of a thousand suns and shove her in the oven right after that to avoid giving birth to beautiful wifespawn
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No.9
>>8
>not doing the right thing and marry her and raise your Jewish daughters with her
wew lad
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No.13
>>1
>8chan's best selection of kosher babes
What, both of them?
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No.15
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No.54
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No.70
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No.104
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
If you replace the raptors with jewesses, Robert Muldoon's proposed methods of control sound appealing.
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No.134
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No.146
>>134
No mention of it in her Wikipedia article (yeah I know, but I'm sure Wikipedia would love to have her as a Jew if she was one).
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No.147
>>134
Yes she is, well past her prime too.
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No.171
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No.173
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No.180
>>173
i thought this board was supposed to be lewd
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No.185
bumping the board i guess?
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No.186
>>171
5 months later but added nonetheless, any more banners?
Also interested in a custom board .css if any of you have one.
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No.187
>>186
My Hebrew is a little rusty, could you fill me in on that the tatto say?
According to doitinhebrew.com, it is I will remember… - a reference to the shoah?
Apparently tattoos are a big no-no in Judaism: http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/631046/jewish/Why-Does-Judaism-Forbid-Tattoos.htm
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No.190
>>187
Not sure what it says either, matched it letter-by-letter and got something even more gibberish than your result but I did find a sauce on the pic:
http://www.wusfeetlinks.com/klara.html
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No.193
>>190
FreeOnes & IAFDb tends to have info on tattos & piercings, but in her case, FreeOnes simply states: Text on upper right foot
Not even the autists over at WikiFeet were of any help: https://www.wikifeet.com/Klara_Smetanova
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No.231
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No.271
>>231
>בעדת השם
"In the Name of Hashem", says Google
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No.363
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No.367
>>363
I'd help out if my usual image editor program worked; GIMP is just really cumbersome and takes ages to load.
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No.370
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No.371
>>370
Here's also a logo if someone wants to make more
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No.377
>>370
Add them, fucking beautiful wife mod
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No.378
>>377
>beautiful wife
and delete these retarded word filters
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No.437
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No.473
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No.513
>>473
can't find anything on her being a jew, so i guess she's just a very ugly woman
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No.528
File: 63132892cce11ba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,115.01 KB,1198x800,599:400,ruven_afanador_tristan_god….jpg)
File: 78763ea0f4c0b7c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,899.16 KB,567x800,567:800,Rossy_de_Palma_-_Magazine_….png)
>>513
Don’t tell anyone, but I kinda find her looks alluring and exciting – she’s like a guilty pleasure.
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No.530
What about some new spoiler images?
A female version of the classic mystery poster maybe? Or the Pokemon version?
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No.544
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No.545
>>544
Neat! Looks better with dark hair - just how I like my Jewesses; dark-haired & blue-eyed.
Let’s hope the BO adds it as the new spoiler image.
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No.547
File: a1c058eaf8a1b67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,410.18 KB,936x1585,936:1585,full-lesley-ann-warren-tv-….jpg)
>>545
>>544
Cropped it slightly to center the text and improve legibility, but it should function as intended. Had to clean my cache in order to see it correctly though; make sure you all do the same.
Anyone want to take a crack at the deleted/no file images or any other board assets? Any more banners?
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No.548
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No.663
Updated rules in the face of increased traffic. Also here's the restored OP image so it should no longer show up as blank.
>>548
Won't work. Needs to be 140x50. Like the idea though.
And as always, more banners are always welcome.
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No.667
And finally one last word of warning before I go, when we get up to around 900 posts I will be locking down many of the older threads to prevent sagebombing from the sad fucks over at /spint*/. Over the next 200 or so posts if there's anything in particular you wanted to discuss during the Winter season make sure to keep it regularly bumped. Once >>1001 has been posted, I will unlock all of the threads accordingly.
In closing I dedicate this post to >>473 and >>528, to a woman that looks so irresistably unconventional I deem her a crypto that you are free to post about on here regardless of her genealogical and spiritual religious affiliation. She's fucking sexy, that's all there is to it.
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No.710
Ok, so now it's been sometime for the previous post to sink in, what do you guys think our list of permitted non-genealogical/spiritual Jewesses should look like? Here are a few ideas, but I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter.
>Anne Hathaway (married a Jew)
>Cote de Pablo (played a Jewess and IIRC was given Israeli nationality for her performance)
>Embeth Davidtz (HITF is that not Judaic, plus played a prisoner in Schindler's List)
>Katherine Heigl (always thought she was Jewish from her face plus that surname)
>Kate Middleton (ancestors are the Goldsmiths, a renowned Jewish family)
>Keira Knightley (resembles Natalie Portman)
>Milla Jovovich (resembles Lauren Cohan)
>Sharon Stone (practically lives with the Jews)
Obviously you don't want to fill a board centered around Jewesses with women that aren't, but I feel there are a few that should be considered as such under special circumstances, like the examples I mentioned above.
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No.711
And here's one last try at attempting to get the OP image to work, found a version that matched the given filesize
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No.712
>>711
Bang, perfect. That leaves just one thread where the OP image is missing, down from three, along with a small handful of individual posts.
In the meantime, please read >>710 and reply accordingly.
Also someone should make a banner from pic related, even though it has been pointed out that tits are more along the Jewess' forte.
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No.713
>>710
Fiddlesticks!
I could have sworn reading that Anne was a Jewess.
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No.722
Sup, logged on just in time to van a failtroll that was relying on low-energy grade school-tier insults in a poor display of hiding his true feelings for Jewesses and polluting the catalog in the process, nipped that shit right in the bud.
>>713
Technically, Anne is a chosenite as she converted when she married her current husband and due to that, in addition to her rather suspicious looking nose, is more than welcome here.
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No.723
>>722
>Sup, logged on just in time to van a failtroll that was relying on low-energy grade school-tier insults in a poor display of hiding his true feelings for Jewesses and polluting the catalog in the process
If he's found here already, he probably won't be struggling with his true feelings for jewesses for long.
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No.724
>>723
>If he's found here already, he probably won't be struggling with his true feelings for jewesses for long.
Indeed. No man of sanity can truly reject the advances of a Jewess in heat. Sooner or later her barbs will be planted inside the unwitting goy.
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No.732
And that's the second mouthbreather I've had to dispose of thus far today, wew. Was thinking of taking a day off but guess I'll have to keep tabs on the board in case some fuckery takes place and I'm not there to stop it.
semi-OT am I the only one who thought Scarjo was the best choice for Black Widow in the MCU? Sure, she's starting to get on a bit but in her prime (2010 - 2012) she basically looked exactly how I'd imagine her character to look in real life, far more than Emily Blunt, what most people I've talked feel was the right choice to go with could have looked. And I'm not speaking with a pro-Jewess bias, I honestly feel that way about her. Maybe it's that vaguely Russian visage that comes with Khazarian DNA.
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No.736
>>732
Looks like the board's been getting some attention as of late - I've seen it in the boards listed at the top more and more often, so there's bound to be an influx of trolls/shitposters.
Also, my favorite honorary* Jewess.
*she did marry a Jew - not sure if she converted to Judaism though.
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No.745
>>663
>140x50
Are you sure? it doesn't seem like the proportions i usually see in "deleted file" pics
>>710
I think women who are converted/married/somehow still related to the tribe are fine
I wouldn't take it too far and include women who simply look jewish or similar to other jewish actresses but are actually not, this is still a /jewess/ board after all
>>724
>tfw no seductive jewess succubi to make me her goytoy
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No.746
>>745
>Are you sure?
May not have been the case in the past, but it sure is now. Check the first pic.
>women who are somehow still related to the tribe are fine
>I wouldn't take it too far and include women who simply look jewish
Yeah, upon reflection I'd be inclined to agree as anons would end up finding excuses to include even the most Aryan/African beast on here on account of the most pedantic reasons (she's wearing blue and blue is the color of the Star of David on Israel's flag!) so we'll keep it to just women who are connected to the tribe. In the meantime if anyone wants to get started on an Annie H thread I'd be dying to contribute, don't feel like making one myself.
<tfw no seductive jewess succubi to make me her goytoy
iktfb ;_;
Anyway, made a couple of extra banners myself in an attempt to drum up some interest in them, what do you guys think?
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No.759
>>746
Ah, fair enough, i didn't realize the writing at its side was also part of the image
That can be easily fixed
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No.792
BO you are completely inconsistent. You rejected my request to remove Laura Loomer (for being hideous) and yet you have subsequently deleted two toptier Jewesses Golda Meir and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Since Laura remains, beauty is clearly not a criterion.
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No.795
>>792
Laura Loomer is about a 6/10, Golda Meir and Ginsburg are literal 1s. They're not remotely equivalent tbf
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No.878
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No.879
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No.1123
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No.1152
Souldn’t the fav star (★) be the Star of David instead? ✡
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No.1156
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No.1163
This is a good font to use for banners: http://www.1001fonts.com/sefer-ah-font.html / https://www.dafont.com/sefer-ah.font
I could try and whip up some more gif banners if anons want me to.
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No.1175
>Nearly 50 posts in the past couple of days
Could the board be on the verge of becoming not dead?
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No.1176
>>710
Lauren Cohan isn't even a Jewess, for the record. Cohan =/= Cohen.
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No.1178
>>1175
/jewess/ rises from the ashes :^)
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No.1179
>>1178
People are finally realising how amazing jewesses are
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No.1180
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