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Grab the bitch by the hair and jerk off on to her face.

What's the problem?

>>96870

The problem is that his dick, unlike your's is actually long enough to go into a woman's mouth.

With your's it's like licking a Braille dot.

>>96871

"The problem is that his dick, unlike your's is actually long enough to go into a woman's mouth."

You would know faggot.

>>96880

Yep, I do know because I was with him when we spit roasted your mom. Then afterwards she said "damn, you guys are real men. Not like my microdicked son. When he cums, the sperm have to line up single file to get out. It's not an issue though because no woman will ever touch him."

>>96870

>>96871

>>96880

>>96884

You all failed penis inspection day

>>96867

I know this is a hypno board, but I am not sure if hypnosis is your answer.

It might seem impossible, but stop looking at porn, and significantly cut down on jerking off. I'm not going off on some NoFap bullshit; they are a cult. But I am saying there is some legitimacy to their logic.

Before the internet, the only way to see tits was to go to a porn shop and buy a movie or playboy, go to a strip club, or actually go out and try to get laid. Access to 24/7 porn at your fingertips is a VERY new thing.

Cut back on all of this shit. I can't tell you exactly what that is, because it means something different to everyone. But figure out what that means for you, and cut back for at least a year before you start to SLOWLY introduce things back in.

I messed myself up by jerking off way too much to hardcore BDSM porn throughout my teenage years. I would watch 1-2 hour videos, and slowly jerk myself off for the duration of the video. I didn't know this at the time, but this trained me to need extreme content to be turned on. I needed a lot to get hard, and it would take me a while to cum. I convinced myself that everything was okay, because I could squeeze one out pretty quickly if I wanted to. But I was using a very tight death grip when doing so, which is something that no pussy or mouth could ever replicate. I was ruined and had no idea.

I was 27 by the time I finally got a girl back to my apartment, and we started to fool around. We both got naked. It was the first time I had ever seen a nude woman in real life. So, I got hard from the excitment of that. Then she started to use her hand on me, and I couldn't feel anything. She then started using her mouth. It felt a little warm and wet, but that was it. She told me she wanted to "get it nice and hard and fill myself up with it." I felt flutters in my brain, but within a minute of her saying that, my erection went away. She left my place holding back tears, and I never saw her again. About an hour after she left, I grabbed my dick and jerked off to completion within seconds. It was pathetic.

>>97144

You'd think that would have been the moment I woke up, but I honestly had no idea what happened. In fact, I started to jerk off more in an attempt to train myself for the next time. The next time I got a girl in bed, I was able to get hard, and get my dick inside of her. After about 5 minutes of thrusting, I once again realized that I couldn't feel much of anything. I eventually had to fake an orgasm to avoid the embarrassment and to save her from getting upset.

So, I couldn't get hard the night of my first blowjob, and I couldn't cum the night I lost my virginity. And I didn't think this was extremely strange.

I got into a relationship with a girl for almost 2 years, and I was generally able to get hard with her, but I can count on one hand the number of times I was able to achieve orgasm with her. Maybe 3 times inside of her pussy, and never from a blowjob. I would often fake it when I was inside of her, wait for her to get into the shower, and then quickly jerk off alone. Pathetic. Through all of this, I was still jerking off with a death grip, and regularly watching porn.

One night, a bunch of my friends were talking about past relationships and encounters, and they were all talking about how amazing pussy feels, and how a blowjob feels even better. I told them I didn't like blowjobs, as I couldn't feel anything, and I didn't think pussy was anything special. They all laughed and asked me if I was a faggot. One of my friends brought me aside and told me I should see a doctor. Even after everything I wrote above, this was my first indication that anything was wrong.

>>97145

So, I am writing this to hopefully let you (and anybody else reading this) know that not getting pleasure from a blowjob is not normal. Not being able to cum inside of a pussy or a mouth is not normal. Sure, we all have our nights when we just aren't in the mood or we are a bit tired, but generally, a healthy male should be able to get hard, fuck a girl, and cum without it feeling like effort. If you can't do that, you need to do something about it, and you should start doing it now, because it takes a long time to get that sensitivity back.

By looking at porn, you've trained your brain to need the hottest girls doing the most extreme stuff in order to get off. You've rubbed your dick so much that the nerve endings of your penis are no longer nearly as sensitive as they should be.

So, how do you reverse these things? You simply do the opposite. Used to looking at extreme porn? Watch normal stuff. Normally look at the hottest girls in the world? Watch normal looking girls. Maybe even some fatter chicks. Perhaps you don't use any visual stimulation at all. That way, when you finally do get a girl in bed, it is the most exciting thing you've seen all month.

You also need to cut back on how often and how hard you rub it. Jerking off once a day? Cut back to 1 or 2 times a week. Using a death grip? Use a looser grip, and add a bunch of lube. This will make the nerves more sensitive over time. No matter what, don't grip it any tighter. Can't cum tonight? Put it away, go take a cold shower, and try again tomorrow.

As I was training myself, I would literally slather my dick in lidocaine cream (which desensitizes the nerve endings), and then use one finger on my dick to softly rub the underside. When that got too sensitive, I added a layer of underwear, and then a sock. I would set a timer, and look at a slideshow of clothed, average looking women.

I went an entire year without seeing a single nude woman. By the end of the year, I got myself to the point where I could cum in under 5 minutes with lidocaine on my penis, rubbing it very softly, at a medium pace, through 3 socks and my underwear.I committed myself to a full year of this desensitization training, and I stuck to it.

Toward the end of that year, one of my friends set me up on a date with a girl from his work, and things ended up going really well. We had sex, and I was hard before she took my pants off, which was a first (despite my previous 2 year relationship). She started to give me a blowjob and it felt AMAZING. After a few minutes, I told her she had to stop because I was about to cum. Instead of just going right into fucking her, I had to give myself a moment to calm down. So, I ate her out for a bit before moving on to fucking her. Once I did, it felt like nothing I've ever felt before. I came pretty quickly, despite using a condom.

It's been a few years since I did all of this, and I have pretty healthy and regular sex now. I've also been able to slowly add in more and more to my own masturbation. At times, I can watch more extreme stuff, and sometimes I can even watch a longer BDSM clip. But that has taken years to get myself back to that point in a healthy manner. I will still keep an eye on things, and cut back when I feel it might be getting out of control, as I know how hard it is to come back from that.

Cut back on things. Start today. You'll reach the promised land. You won't regret it.

Thank you guys for ansvers.

>>97146

>>97146

I have had problems with too much porn and jerk off and deathgrip, but that has been sorted since many years.

I tried to get to the bottom of this and I think its deeply psychological in my case, not just a habit I need to change. I come from a not super good familiy dynamic, which caused me severe anxiety and generally gave me the approach to life "others first". I mostly left the whole thing behind now, I am not part of the dynamic, and my anxiety is very low although still present. But I am successful and happily married.

But! When it comes to sex i cum like 95%percent after her, and always with penetration. If not, Than she does not come at all. Sofar i can not let go in my mind, that she should also get satisfied. Of course my wife doesn't care and would be very happy to swallow my load, but this stupid remnant of my family dynamic is very much in my core and I do not know how to change it.

This was the realisation of the last couple of days.

Anyway if there is hypno for letting go, with this specific psychological angle let me know. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.