>get a new job in an office
>air conditioning and less activity is nice, but you don't want to start getting fat
>hit up /fit/ for advice
>get recommended food, supplements, and exercise routines
>"Remember, anon, no drinking."
>whatever.jpg
>start appreciating your gains
>roommate decides to have a party on her weekend off, invites a bunch of people over
>mingle a little
>have a couple of shots
>one of roommate's friends, some tall blonde, hangs out on the couch with you and starts flirting
>she seems familiar, but you know none of roommate's female friends are over six feet
>a few more shots later, you both stumble into the bedroom
>she keeps calling you short, and laughs when you scoff and say you're average height
>get down to business and rail her like the champ you've come to feel like since you started working out
>end up going three rounds before running out of steam and going to sleep
>tittypillow.jpg
>wake up with a hangover
>she's already in the bathroom, taking a shower
>you roll out of bed and stumble
>not sure what just happened
>did someone put the bed on stilts, or…?
>wait, no, it seemed like it was higher last night, too
>same with the night stand, and your dresser
>the water shuts off in the bathroom and the blonde steps out, wrapped in a towel
>"Wow, I, uh… didn't realize you were so short. I normally don't hook up with, er, you know…"
>you start at her for a moment, taking stock of her while she stands in the door frame that leads to your Post too long. Click here to view the full text.