No.45
Hello, Hello Martian!
This is Earth speaking.
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No.46
My saucer's warranty is fine. My taxes are paid (and not via iTunes gift cards). I don't need a new phone plan. You are not my niece stuck in a foreign country. I have no interest in helping you smuggle money out of Nigeria into martian banks.
STOP CALLING ME!
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