/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

>>146747

It's not fat it's muscle guies

I don't get what's wrong with Jason Blahas physique. He looks like mashed potatoes, or melting ice cream. Too much loose skin? Unproportionate musculature? It seems like a little of it all. I know untrained guys who look better than him.

>>146775

He looks like a Klinefelter patient.

>>146747

>And to never again fall for SS/powerlifting training routines

This. Also, let's be honest, 99% of "powerlifters" are simply bodybuilders who can't put the fork down.

>I just discovered his content a week ago

>I can't be bothered to keep up with the times

Oh, I forgot to mention that is a photoshopped picture; look at how uneven his chest looks.

>>146747

That’s an old picture. Watch his new videos; he isn’t nearly as chubby as he used to be.

>>146861

Hey Jason what's up buddy ?

>>146866

Look at his newer videos if you don't believe me, autist. Why would I lie about how a youtuber looks???

>>146869

I watch his new videos loser and he looks even worse like Krang or a living turtle. Pale white corpse skin. Missing teeth. Cellulite legs in booty shorts. If you mean the picture where he has abs its not even great and was doctored and he still looks like shit. In lighting he has man tits and is flabby and has fatceps etc.

>>146869

Newer video here looks like trash even more.

>>146879

>In lighting he has man tits and is flabby and has fatceps

If you think that's fat, then you have a body image disorder and require psychiatric help immediately.

>Pale white corpse skin. Missing teeth. Cellulite legs in booty shorts

He's in his 40s, for gods sake.

>>146881

Also, why are you so concerned with how another man looks, fucking faggot?

You're also weak as shit I'm stronger and only been lifting 3 years. You lifted for 10 and wasn't ever natty yet look at what you do. Go put on your booty shorts and cry yourself to sleep.

>>146891

>Fuck off Blaha

>anyone who doesn't shit on Blaha is Blaha

Autist brainlet. You ramble like a woman; all emotional and hysterial.

>>146891

>Scooby

Of course a fag like you would use Scooby as a comparison. I hope to god that you don't claim to be a "high test" man when you critique other men's bodies like a thot lol

>>146894

Anyone who doesn't shit on Blaha is either Blaha or is supporting a pathological liar, fraud and all around piece of shit. If you train like Blaha you'll get results like Blaha.

>>146895

I'm such a fag for being a married man and having women catcall at him yea whatever buddy boy.

>>146897

>If you train like Blaha you'll get results like Blaha

>implying basic progressive overload doesn’t work

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>>146898

You’re still a faggot for caring this much about another man’s body. Just admit that you like dick and call it a night.

>>146910

>implying doing 5x5 for 10 years and low volume programs work after 6-12 months

>being this supportive of a stolen valor pathological liar who discusses young men all day on YouTube yet I'm gay not him

I bet you have a shit physique and shit strength too. Little Jimmy. Your milk is getting cold btw

>>146923

Also let's look at some of his lies:

>more muscle mass than any other natural on earth, bigger than ryback and rich piana

>used to be a male model and competitive bodybuilder but pictures burned in a fire

>use to car and trick out street cars for illegal races

>ran an illegal steroid lab for Olympic athletes

>bank robber aunt

>astronaut uncle

>mercenary and paid science fiction writer (the darketernal posts)

>ladies man had more than one threesome

>black belt in martial arts

>reverse grip benched 500 lbs (which would be a world record)

>marathon runner

>claims he's low bodyfat atm when he's clearly not

Also flipflops on routines and diets. Starts drama with any other fitness YouTuber for attention and views like a gossipy bitch. He had to leave state and his family disowned him because of statutory rape charges. Used to expose himself on forums to other men and teenaged boys. Owned a purple dildo. Calls out fake natties when he is a heavy gear user himself for over 10 years and still only has the lifts of an intermediate. Makes fun of people being manlets when he's a dwarf himself. Socially awkward and autistic acting. List can go on. Let's not forget all the death threats and the ASMR cardio gamer shit.

>>146927

ICF 5x5 works because it's a rip off of 5x5 programs. And novices respond well to any sort of training even brosplits that's what the science says. No one said linear progression, concurrent periodizarion, Bulgarian, etc or whatever the flavor of the week Jason is doing don't work. It's how he applies it. And only doing compound lifts at low volume it doesn't have seemed to worked for him either. Neither strength wise nor physique wise. There are guys older than him who are stronger or have better physique and are natty.

>>146927

>more muscle mass than any other natural on earth

he never said that; stop lying

>Calls out fake natties when he is a heavy gear user himself for over 10 years

He only has a problem with gear users when they try to attribute their gains to supplements.

>claims he's low bf

He said it was lower, not low. I can tell English isn't your first language. 17 percent body fat is mid tier.

>h-he starts drama

And you follow it and care this much? Confirmed as low test beta. Real men don't give a shit about another men's personal lives; especially internet personalities they don't personally know.

>h-he made up stories

I really don't give a damn. It gave him views, so that was a smart marketing tool, in my opinion.

>ICF is a ripoff

Who gives a damn? He even admitted that ICF isn't an original program. You're just looking for things to complain about like a middle aged woman.

Also, the guy used to rep over 500 pounds on the deadlift on camera; how is that not strong??

>talks about men all day, and yet I'm gay for him

Dude, most of the people in the fitness industry are men. Of course he is going to talk about mostly men if that is the demographic of the fitness industry.

I'm calling you a fag because you are critiquing another man's body and caring too much about his personal life and appearance. You have a lot of feminine traits that you need to sort out.

I don't even like Kali Muscle that much, but most of what he says in this video applies to you

>>146941

Let me put on my +5 of shitposting and work on skilling up my hate.

>he never said he had more muscle mass than any natty on earth

He did in a past video where he's hugely fat with a beard. It was on one of the Blaha mirrors you can go find it yourself. I tried to look for it can't find it. And even if he didn't (which he did) he's claimed to be bigger than Kali Muscle, Rich Piana, Jeff Seid, Serge Nubret and Ryback. Which is the same thing if you're bigger than all those guys.

>He only has a problem with gear users when they try to attribute their gains to supplements.

He said supplements were scams before and yet when he was given money to sell supplements he sold them. He also said using gear is like smoking crack and stuff. Anyways this isn't a big deal to me, I just know he whines about steroid users aaaaalyot when he makes his own bath tub gear. I don't really give a shit

>He said it was lower, not low. I can tell English isn't your first language. 17 percent body fat is mid tier.

English is my first language I'm staying in southeast Asia for a bit. He claimed to be lower than that in some recent videos. Anyways I doubt he is 17% bodyfat. He's a chubby flabby mess. Anyways he's done bullshit like that before saying he was really lean and leaning out when he wasn't. And his strength is going down, he's gaining weight and yet getting lower bodyfat muh water weight gahs.

>he's strong

He's not even very strong, his best lift being a deadlift that's 2.25x his body weight, which is a joke by powerlifting standards. His other lifts are far worse and classified as intermediate: he cannot even come close to overhead pressing his body weight, and his best bench press is 335 pounds at 250 pounds body weight

>h-he starts drama

Yea because he's a jealous moron. You're starting drama with me so by your own definition your low T. Pot meet kettle. Gossiping about guys stronger or with better physiques than you is sour grapes crybaby antics. He also mocks them when they get injured and gloats about it.

>he made up stories

Okay so you supporting stolen valor among other things. I can just lie to you about every single thing and you can believe it and I wouldn't be an asshole by doing so by that logic. He didn't use it as a marketing strategy and if he did it backfired massively. Mooncookie even said he made $600/month from YouTube or something very low like that. And even if you get successful from telling lies and scamming then he's no better than the guys selling bullshit supplements. And we don't have to believe or listen to him either. I really don't get your point it's okay to lie to market yourself but yet good job Jason for debunking fake natty frauds. And yet he lied about himself not to sell any products or anything. Not all attention is good attention and if he's a "good Christian" now he wouldn't continue with that sort of bullshit. He recently said he has a bank robber aunt and continues with certain lies. Really don't get where you're going with that.

So stolen valor among other things is a good marketing tool? And it didn't backfire on him and it was smart? And he debunks frauds and such yet he's not a fraud or a liar he just made up stories to sell his channel which is cool? You know how retarded you sound right now?

>>146951

>ICF 5x5

His claim to fame is a workout program called "Jason Blaha's Ice Cream Fitness 5x5 Novice Program" in which he ripped off Madcow and added shrugs to them. He then gave himself props for popularizing 5x5 training, even though it's been around since Reg Park's day. He also responds to people complaining that ICF 5x5 has too much volume by calling those people lazy, which is ironic when you consider how lazy Blaha is; he could never survive his own workout program, despite being on steroids, but that sure doesn't stop him from insulting natural lifters who can't handle it. Blaha's nuthuggers love to defend him by saying that they made good gains off "his" novice program, therefore he's a genius who knows what he's talking about. Well no shit you made good gains: You're a novice! You can run ANY novice program out there and double your bench press, triple your squat etc. within a year. It doesn't mean you're forever indebted to Blaha for it.

>on calling me a fag again

He got a gross body it's fun to make fun of and he's a lolcow I like to laugh at. Doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted to men. If you think so then you should take it up with my wife she needs dick 3x a day non negotiable.

 in 2011 jason posted as JasonDB on the bodybuilding.com forum where he posted about his love of sticking his finger up his ass and getting penetrated with a strap-on. 

There is also the fact his ex wife admitted to finding a purple dildo of his in a drawer in their house. Blaha also posted as Dark Eternal on the David Icke forums. Where he admitted that he is a little gay inside.

Idk whose the fag here?

Alright that's it for today gahs hope it's been informative and I'll see you gahs next time.

That time Jason posted on 8chan.

>>146747

Complöötly Terrörfying Fysike

>>146954

>devoting this much time to an Internet personality

Jesus, get your fucking life together.

>>147075

At least I don't make $600/month and live alone with no friends like you Jason lol. You fat loser. You should do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>147353