/f1/ - Formula One

The only thing I am dreading is the inevitable Rosberg locking up being beaten to death again but after that unbearable storm passes, it should be nice.

There are a few taking points this weekend:

Can HAM break Nico's Monaco streak?

Can Torro Rosso continue to impress?

Will McLaren be able to score in a non engine dominant track?

Will there by any miracle drives like Jules's last year?

>>8760

>The only thing I am dreading is the inevitable Rosberg locking up being beaten to death

Yerp. Sky is going to be unbearable.

I guarantee Crofty will mention it in Q3.

>Spa will be the same.

On Friday it is the Amber Lounge party.

Drivers confirmed for the Amber Lounge Fashion show are:

>Felipe Nasr

>Nico Hulkenberg

>Sergio Perez

>Daniil Kvyat

>Ericsson Marcus

>Roberto Merhi

>Will Stevens

It will be presented by Crofty and Susie Wolff

Jessica is so far the only WAG I have seen confirmed but the WAGs of the drivers confirmed will probably be involved. (Mehri, Marcus and Kvyat? don't have GF's though)

Pinkham will also take part.

Reminder that Monaco is the most boring track on the calendar and is only kept around because of its history and prestige.

>>8806

What is she holding in her right hand? Also, fetish gear takes a ton of weight off of women and she is no exception. Hot diggity is that a departure from the fat karting pics.

>>8809

>serious_racing_driver_not_a_PR_stunt.jpg

>>8811

>His smile and optimism: Gone

>>8812

I'll post in the WAG thread just to leave this one alone.

>>8815

wow that's some quality bantz

>>8805

Qualifying is one of the best of the year and while true the race can become an uninspiring spectacle , it has some moments.

>Only kept around because of its history or prestige.

It's history and prestige is so great that they don't even pay a race fee. It's not like they make a profit anyway.

>>8831

when i see a manor i automatically think tractor

>>8833

that's a jayCEEbee

>>8805

Wet races on Monaco are great but that's about it. It does have some interesting challenges for car designers as well.

>>8847

Totally the most degenerate board. Ahaahahah that's actually super HQ oc

>>8830

>Is so great that they don't even pay a race fee

Meanwhile Bernie wants more money from the chumps over at Monza or he's scrapping the race.

Guess Monza aint so prestigious after all.

>>8854

What became of Ivan Capelli's attempt to save Monza?

Also bring back chicane-less monza with the faster lesmos and the Oval!

>>8857

yesyesyeysyesyeys, couldn't agree anymore with your sentiments

>>8857

would you be willing to see some dead drivers ?

>>8862

i wouldn't like to see a death driver.

its really not a cool thing, its not fun and it's really really saddening.

>>8863

None of us want to see anyone die (with the possible exception of hamilton) but if it meant getting much better tracks/better renditions of tracks, I think people would accept more danger.

To be honest I don't think anyone here has any issue with making the cars safer through stiffer chassis, or better barricades. It's when you slow the cars down or regulate a given kind of wing, or start chopping up the tracks that makes it a problem.

Also wolfgang von trips died for reasons completely unrelated to that layout of monza.

>>8866

>American poster defending an American driver

PLEB TIER

>>8867

Gotta root for someone until Rossi gets there m8.

>>8868

wow are they going to fight with plebbit (who dream of tonguing brundle's shitring)?

>>8869

Rossi who sucks and is only notable for being american. Rossi who fucking grinds gears and demonstrates complete lack of car control.

>Vid related he locks up the rears ad nauseum and grinds gears notably at 1:53, 2:49, and various other times in the video.

Scott Speed (who committed career suicide recently by saying he wouldn't consider a full time indy drive because he's afraid of ovals) is many times the driver rossi will ever be.

>>8871

Scott Speed and even Marco Andretti are more qualified for the Haas seat.

REMINDER THAT FP1 AND FP2 ARE ON THURSDAY, NOT FRIDAY

>>8868

What's wrong with Crofty? His segments are the ones I've been enjoying most so far, except for Brundle racing. That was great.

>>8878

Mah nigga.

>>8864

strangely i totally agree

emulating sennas death would be the greatest achievement in hes quest to emulate senna

>>8866

sometimes i think he is a rapper who drives racing cars

https://soundcloud.com/heart-kent/lewis-hamilton-rap#t=0:00

>>8881

wow, that's pretty insightful. That was some time ago and none of his current teams, I think, have criticized his attitude openly.

Perez can drive quick but he does come across as a bit of a moaner. And regarding cash, almost all drivers bring cash directly or indirectly to a team. But the mexican duo of Guttierez and Perez seem to have it going good for them with Slim behind them.

>>8882

mclaren called him lazy iirc

McLaren q3 calling it now

>>8883

Oh okay, I don't seem to remember it then.

>>8885

It's still a very close call. I don't think it's possible given their s3 times from Barcelona and at a place where you need good drivability, its still grim. But I could be wrong and I hope I am as seeing Fernando at the back is a waste of this talents, he should be at the pointy end.

>>8881

I recall someone possibly ex-force india comparing him to DiResta for having a shitty attitude.

The drunk rental car story is enlightening.

>global fan survey

>hashtag

people who speak english and are on twitter =/= global fans

>>8889

yeah, what's up with lotus' minimal development this year?

>>8889

>Twitter

>Speaking english

>>8864

>start chopping up the track

I'd personally say they are a lot more reason not to do with safety as to why a track would be changed (Hockenheimring for example) compared to affecting the car.

I'm not justifying changes to tracks but I can understand why it happens a lot of the time (at least more than I can understand changes to cars).

>>8891

i only write in english when i'm on twitter.i'm more myself on twitter where just 2 of my friends use on twitter.Twitter is great.

>>8893

It was more of a joke on the fact that the majority of Anglo twitter users seem to be illiterate.

You put effort in. Your English is better than theirs

>>8892

I did not understand what you said. Not to be rude, but the grammar threw me for a loop.

>>8893

See Mexico >>8895 even I'm illiterate

>>8895

I meant that there are more non-safety based reasons for track layouts to be forced to change than there are non-safety based reasons for car design rules to be changed.

In other words I'm more accepting of them changing the layout of a track over them changing the rules governing the car as there are more reasons to change the track.

Main example being hockenheim with the changes in 2001. None of the changes were to do with safety. It was to do with money, fans and dealing with the local government. The FIA never told Hockenheim they had to update the track. Hockenheim themselves took the decision.

>>8889

>America acknowledging the world exists outside the anglosphere

Who are you?, and what have you done with America?

>>8899

They have professional bus stop standers in Britbongistan?

>>8900

I had to count passengers.

For 11 hours.

From 7am till 6pm.

I don't even know who we are doing the job for but I have the cheapest day rate so get given shit jobs.

I shouldn't complain as it is money but god damn was that boring.

There was no wifi either of course.

>>8901

Sounds like the perfect job to make your own fun at, or to bring your phone and/or mobile gaymen device to fuck around on for half a day.

>>8901

>I had to count passengers.

…wat?

Why can't they just check how many tickets were sold? You don't pay to ride the bus in Bongistan?

>>8903

How do you know when someone with a bus pass (OAP for example) gets off?

All they do is walk on, swipe their bus pass and sit down. It's free for them. Same with kids who have bus passes.

Yeah you can count tickets but it only gives you some data.

Ideally buses would be like other modern forms of transport which actually count how many passengers come in and out of the doors using sensors but these are small services run by small operators.

>>8898

>true american

>thinks Hamilton is god

see >>8866

You make me sick. Get back on your banana boat and GTFO of my country shitskin.

Who will set the new lap record this weekend?

>>8907

Hamilton, no doubt about it.

>>8907

Maldonado, followed by him mowing down another Marshall and getting banned from racing in Monaco again

>>8893

>that awkward moment 6 hours later when you read this and realize you wrote like a retard.

i'm so sorry, i was tired and in a hurry.

>>8910

You made me realise that it is 1:30am and I should be in bed instead of listening to Steps and Vengaboys

Thanks Mexibro

in case anyone is bored

and part 2 is https://youtu.be/4aOMNJLHA80

shit, pasted wrong link for pt2

plz no bully

>>8913

put em in the documentary thread

>>8912

what the fuck did it give you a beastiality video?

>>8915

Porn sites just insert fake beastiality titles to get you on the site

>>8915

b-b-but it's n-not documentary, it's topical today Monaco GP (21-24 May)

>>8917

Just a suggestion. I guess you're right.

http://surveys.haymarket.com/s3/GFC-survey-2015

If you've learned anything in your time on this board, It's to spam this survey with end gimmicks, open up formula, return to 3 liter formula responses.

>>8919

I was just going to post that. Yeah I did my part to fix all the fucking problems in f1 since 1994 what about you?

T-2 BONGS 40 BINGS UNTIL FP1

>look through channel guide

>CART Indy 500 1985 !!!??

>you can order this channel in minutes

>keep looking

>watching ARCA reruns

>wonder what it costs to buy a drive in this series.

>it's fucking 1AM

>FP1 starts in 2 hours

>woke up at 7 yesterday.

i wnat to sleep.

heaaalp

>>8924

You've got three options.

1. Drink some coffee

2. Take a power nap a little bit before the FP1

3. Stop being a lil' bitch and tough it out.

>>8925

>coffee

i'm a hipster i only drink cold coffee that wasn't made by me.

>nap

probably what i'm gonna do

>stop being a lil' bitch

fuck you, you don't know my life homie, i aint a bitchboy you bitchasspussy

>>8927

>pic related

>actually looks like a super fun time

How many bongs and bings

>>8930

54 bings

http://www.f1calendar.com

>>8929

>Comes to the track ready to go

Is there anything this man CAN'T do?

>28 bings to go

>Streams no up yet

PANIC

>>8929

Stop being jealous of him Australia.

He's the king of speed at the moment, he can do whatever he wants.

>>8934

Finally, a fellow HamilGOAT connoisseur.

>>8933

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

>>8935

I'm more of a Ferrari guy, but I have enormous respect for the H.A.M.

>>8935

>implying

>>8934

>isn't just you using Hola unblocker

>>8938

You know how fucking hard it is to regain the same IP with ANY VPN, let alone a free one, without having paid for a static IP? Next to impossible m8.

Just accept that I am now in great company with my patrician driver tastes, and you are in prole company with your Nazi driver tastes.

>>8941

>Chatango

>Ever

It's the YouTube comment box of discussion mediums, except Chatango has hotpocketeers so it's infinitely worse.

>>8942

such fucking in your face self righteous hotpocketeers

Nico hit me Nico hit me

NICO HIT ME

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>just drive

>just drive

>stop sucking my dick and look at the road

>you ready for the fight today?

So I don't get it, do people actually go to Monaco, or do the rich people that live there just spend all day fucking around doing rich people stuff?

4 MINUTES AND SKY HAS ALREADY MENTIONED LAST YEAR'S QUALIFYING DRAMA

>>8954

At least they only mentioned it, not harped on it.

>>8956

We haven't heard from Crofty yet…

>>8956

>>8954

don't worry, give them time

>>8955

Love how the guy just looks at his phone first.

>>8956

brundle said they were going to look into it with many extensive features over the course of the weekend

>No Ant this weekend

EVERYBODY REJOICE

>herbert

>>8963

down with the cuck

>>8964

I recently looked at donington 1993 and saw that johnny herbert only stopped once (in a race where prost stopped 7 times) and came 4th for lotus when the car kind of blew that season. Impressive. He actually compares super favorably to hakkinen.

>mclelren

>more honda problems

>Ted talking about how shitty the U.K. is

serious question: when they fuel and refuel the cars for qualifying, does that not require a reasonably quick refueling rig that is moved around race to race too?

do you think they can tell which way the weather is changing depending on how strongly the smell of russian prostitutes is wafting in?

>>8969

It's just a regular refueling rig bruh, nothing like the rigs we saw back 10 years ago.

How long until Sky mentions Marussia's first points last season?

These long wheelbase cars (especially the toro rosso) look retarded going around the hairpins. bull in a china shop looking shit

>IT MAY BE SAFE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT

aaaand here come the tweets

That McLaren lit up like a disco

>>8974

fucking with the barricades didnt solve any problem. Serious injuries of recent memory like karl wendlinger's more or less career ending crash had to do with the sudden rule changes for 1994, not any inherent danger of monaco

>>8977

also

>DAE remember when the sauber's were fast?

ES RESTRICTED AREA

>McLelen in charge of energy storage

>>8978

that was a joke I hope people get instabanned if they say DAE

>>8978

>DAE remember when Sauber were likeable?

>>8981

quality quip m8

>DAE

I had to look up what that meant. Fucking young people

>>8980

>tfw you're only in your twenties yet abbreviations like DAE and bae make you feel like you're 60.

I-I'm still hip with the kids, I swear.

>>8983

>>8984

>>8985

it's like exclusively a redditcunt thing.

>>8985

bae is actually a backronym, in that it did not originally mean BeforeAnyoneElse. It just was how the scum of the earth called their fuck object. After the fact a slightly smarter sweatpants wearing orange fake tanned wigger made up the acronym

>>8989

yeuuup

Also, just you wait for the conspiracy theorists: "nico rubbed the barrier to steal spare parts from hamilton"

Phenomenal understeer from Kimi

>they moved the barriers

>power steering is too easy

>they can't go wheel to wheel enough

>it's been resurfaced

>people on twitter hate fuel

>my pen doesn't work I want to go home

does Sky even like this sport?

isn't it funny how we had 3 french drivers in 2013, and only 1 now.

>>8993

Not really, no.

>missed the first 30 minutes

dammit

>>8995

>Mexican oversleeping

What else is new?

>>8992

does anyone since 2005?

>>8993

funny étrange or funny au hauw hauw

>>8993

Yeah I don't either get what's so funny about it. Drivers come and go. Like we had 1 Spanish driver in 2013 and now have 3.

>>8996

sorry, your mom was sitting on top of my dick and i couldn't get up

>>9001

sick burn

>>9000

tfw we shitpost this fast

Is it just me or does the Honda engine sound a lot less shit than usual? It actually sounds like a mostly working engine right now

>>9005

Their cylinder cutting is not as aggressive as it was.

vtec kicked in yo

>>9004

>In a little over month we've amassed 6k posts.

>>9005

Reminds me of this

good thing ted is policing the tires on rosberg

>>9010

We've all seen what happens when the Germans aren't policed, and it isn't pretty.

>>9010

I really hate that cunt. I'm glad Vetlel bullied him about his gay sandals

>>9012

and his notebook. That was beautiful.

>>9011

yeah they have a thing about hitting walls

>ted discussing big bulges

>this johnny herbert spanish alcohol police story is interesting

>tfw you're old enough to remember that races at jerez were used to hype the sherrys that came from that region.

>You know how we used to call them pregnant nose?

No Ted, only you called them that, to hide your homosexual tendencies.

Those tyres are stone cold, Rosberg can't get temps in them after 3-4 laps

>Check cuck/f1/ for reasons

>All Yuropoors, only one Murrifat

The literal fuck is with Yuropoors and that shithole?

The same thing happened with brit/pol/ over on 4chins. When Moot showed his true colors and nuked the board they fled here, but when the board was restored they flocked right nack and very few stayed.

>>8993

Wait i'm a moron. We had 4 french drivers.

>>9021

I couldn't care less about halfchan any more tbh.

The conversation here is sooo much better, and the banter is much higher quality.

/comfy/

>>9024

>>9025

I just don't get it, though. It's the same case for /sp/. There's one Sheepfucker, maybe two Strayans, and only 2 Britburkas. The rest are Americans.

What is it with Yuros and overly oppressive hugboxes?

>coded messages

Sneaky HAM

>>9027

And Sky laughs it off….

Could you imagine if it was Nico?

>>9027

What did he say? Was getting some drank.

McLaren need to be ahead of Force India as that is still the launch spec car.

>>9028

Call for stewards inquiry

>>9029

"is the weather good"

he used that to get feedback on his sector 1 performance.

>>9031

>Is the weather good

KEKE, he wasn't even subtle about it.

>jenson laments end of in season testing

>>9029

Was only half listening, but I believe it was:

Lewis asked "was turn 1 ok?"

Radio told him they can't answer that.

Lewis immediately asks "is the weather ok?"

Radio tells him the weather is fine.

>>9029

Hamilton: how does the first corner look like

Engineer: we can't tell you that

Hamilton: how's the weather like

engineer: good

>they won't suspect a thing

>>9035

welcome germany

>Sky continuing to pretend the coded message never happened

If it was Nico, Crofty would literally be reading from the rulebook about now.

Crofty is literally speaking like a shill right now.

fucker mentions villeneuve arnoux, missing that the reason for that was the asymmetrical performance between the turbo renault engine and the 3 liter ferrari flat 12

>>9040

The annoying thing, is that tards believe that racing was always like that back then, when that "battle" was just as unusual back then as it would be today

>Ted was a Sennafag

it's all making sense

>>9042

We were all Sennafags at one point.

johnny herbert actually made mika hakkinen look ordinary on a number of occassions when they were with lotus

>>9043

nope, skipped that stage

>Herbert still going on about MUH CARS THEY USED TO BE A CHALLENGE!

Fucking hell old man.

>>9043

>I was a Mansellfag

>>9046

he's right though

>>9047

somehow that's better

>>9048

>Whining about how physical a car is to drive

>Completely ignoring how tricky modern day F1 cars, especially with the reintroduction of the turbo, are to drive

He's just reminding everyone that he used to be an F1 driver at one point, just like how Brundle does whenever presented with the chance.

>Dat drifto

Kamui would be proud.

Vettel Drifftooo

>Sky pushing the Ferrari bias angle again

If you have a new part, you run the old one on one car, and the new one on the other.

That way you have directly comprable data. It's what the teams have always done.

People like Ted know this, but Sky is tabloid tier.

>>9049

tricky =/= rewarding of skill, cerebral, or physical

they're just fucky.

>lovely farts from the mclelen

>>9052

They seem to get amnesia all the time with Ferrari.

Ferrari always run back to back comparisons.

>>9053

>Implying throttle modulation and car control at 200+ MPH isn't rewarding of skill in any manner

Every F1 driver that's currently not in F1 pulls a Brundle, and Johnny just did.

He's kind of tolerable, but he's pushing it. At least he's better than Ant, though.

>MUH WEC.

>Williams proving that their 2014 form was due to being the only non-joke tier team that had a lolmercedeswins engine

>>9056

low end throttle control is practically automated. The cars are quite limited in power (peak or otherwise) any real difficulty with these is due to failure to tune the electric motor to make up for the shitty engine, or vice versa. This is compounded by the reduction in downforce and high ride heights. That's arbirtrary as shit. Why not send them around the track in soap box derby cars and lawnmower motors?

>meerkats!

>>9057

I love that wontiums thought they would actually be a contender when they gave away a race win last year.

>>9056

At least Johnnie is a proper lad.

>Sky did a promo with the presenters throwing paint at a wall

>Johnnie touched Pinkham's tit with his painted hand

>>9057

Their were a glorified midfield team.

RedBull and Ferrari were horrible and they capitalized, but they even failed to do that properly buy not being able to win when Mercedes tripped over themselves.

>>9058

F1 cars from Herbert's day were very negligible in their differences to today's F1 cars in how much skill they took to control. The only major differences being aero. The cars still stuck to the track like glue, much like cars today.

The point being that Herbert going on and on about how easy cars are to drive today compared to back in his day, is a load of horseshit and he knows it.

>>9060

Was this before or after he went gay for Hill?

>>9063

>Listening to Sky audio

>Not muting the stream and putting literally any other form sound over the top of it

>>9063

>Keeley Hazell

Now I feel old.

>>9062

90s cars had stickshifts and foot clutches, drivers had to rev match. 90s cars were wider and had more mechanical grip relative to aerodynamic, so they could drive closely. torque delivery was way more brutal in those cars. much lower ride heights and much more flexibility in setup (less regulated by FIA)

>>9064

Didn't mean to quote but it still works

Fucking bullshit compliments to Nasr when he just trulli trained the whole race and knocked maldonado and the ferraris off track

>>9066

If we're gonna argue method of gear shifting, then yeah, sure, stick shift is a no brainer it takes more skill to operate.

I could understand if Herbert was talking about the old turbo days, or if he was older and drove F1 in the 60s and 70s, but he didn't. Instead he was driving F1 when aero was starting to become dominant, and aided cars like no other.

>>9070

Aero was not huge in the early nineties. many cars were still being drawn by hand, even the tyrrell highnose was. sure the shape of the car mattered, but it's nothing like that suggests.

>>9070

He did test a benetton turbo car

>>9073

He never participated in the turbo era though, in a proper race season, was what I was getting at.

>>9074

ok then

>>9075

Yes, quite.

>The dash is confusing me, pls send help.

>>9077

>Hello I'm Clippy you car assistant.

>Would like some assistance today?

>>9078

>CLIPPY, MY TEAMMATE IS BEATING ME, WHAT DO I DO?

holy fuck just finally got rtmpdump working with crichd just in time for FP1 to end

>>9079

>It looks like you are trying to close the gap.

>Would you like help?

>* Get help with overtaking

>* Just overtake without help

>[_] Don't show me this tip again

>Red Bull refusing to answer Kyvat's question because he swore and was angry

Literally his Mum

so kvyat last year at red bull

compared to ricky he is pretty slow

>>9080

It's a 24/7 stream if that helps you at all.

back when there were 39 some cars the back of the grid had some great battles

>>9082

They probably did answer but the guy who decides what radio gets broadcasted just cut it to sound like that.

Always take radio with a pinch of salt because someone has chosen what you will hear. Even the pit radio channel on sky is only select quotes.

>>9084

yeah I was just missing the playpath and token, accidentally connected to some kickingball channel and knew I was close

>>9086

could you listen in with a scanner if you were at the track or is it all encrypted?

If anyone needs a stream

download ACE player

http://acestream.org/

media>open ace stream content id

a6192e7122c79a02346f674f7f9d964e713f8194

sky f1 good quality

>>9088

All encrypted

>>9085

So you're saying the solution for lack of excitment in F1, is to bring in more backmarkers?

I'm game. 40 car grid at Monaco would be the tits.

>Crofty wants to get rid of blue flags

Teams would literally use lapped teammates to block rivals so their lead car could catch up for position.

>>9090

spoiled by nascar in that respect

MAX

>>9091

not the solution, but an improvement. they were all in the 107% after all

>>9095

1989 was a pretty good season

>>9089

if the 576p one didn't choke to death with more than five peers it would be great

I wish they had a 240p or 360p or something to offload some of that

>>9098

It really shouldn't though, considering AceStream is p2p.

Let it buffer a bit.

>>9087

>I thought I was clever because I found the direct link for the player by using Chrome inspect so I wouldn't have to use the full Cric site with its spam.

>>9101

Gordon Smiley 2.0

>sexy random black guy voice out of nowhere on 5 live

Thanks for that BBC

>>9104

>BBC

You know what those initials actually stand for now

This Coors Light commercial is trying to make me gay or something.

I ain't having it.

>>9105

America pls…..that is very lewd

>>9099

yeah, it just takes forever to fill the buffer (unless I turn that down to 1 second) then it'll play for a few then buffer some more all the time getting further and further behind the live point and so getting less and less seeding and old info. often I'll get some loop of some few seconds from 30 minutes ago

also it saturates my upstream and my shitty netgear starts freaking out and thinking everything is a DDOS even though that shit is supposed to be passed through

>>9109

>Router shits the bed

IKTFB

Whenever I watch a stream more than 3000 bitrate and upload a file more than 1 MB in size, my router shits the bed and everything slows to a crawl for a few seconds.

>>9110

>On the internet nobody knows your a WAG

>Nobody

>Sky laughing Hamilton's coded message off, whereas if it were a certain someone else they'd be all over that shit.

>>9112

>Actually lolling

>remembered potato jailbait

>having difficulty breathing

>lel

>>9113

I missed the start of FP1 what coded message?

Is this more of the bullshit radio rules?

>>9114

>tfw I get arrested and I have to try and explain why I stuck a bunch of bikinis on some potatos

>>9115

See

>>9034

>>9035

And Sky just turns a blind eye.

yeah max would have layed the smack down

>>9116

To be fair I'll turn a blind eye because the rule is fucking bullshit and only got implement to shut up Crofty (a 12 gauge would be much easier)

>>9119

BASED HERBERT

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>>9119

forgot the tweet link

https://twitter.com/nataliepinkham/status/441659094731354112

>>9119

I love it, for the guy most suspected to be gay, he'll just grab a boob and get caught red handed

>>9121

almost as good as razia's "cumpliment"

you guys going to watch indy lights qualifying for maximus chilton?

>>9123

I still can't see where Razia was cumming from with that.

She really doesn't look like Lisa Ann.

>>9124

>Dat fake anger at being hit on by a driver and your sexyness compared with a pornstar just after you have given birth

>>9127

>related:

http://www.vporn.com/bbw/drunk-stepson-abuses-stepmother-and-masturbates-mother-is-willing-to-help-him/623350/

>>9128

For some reason that's super funny to me. Yeah when we get to like 100 we need to shitpost like mad.

>>9130

Their technique is to inflate the board posts via sageposting, so be extra vigilant.

>>9131

wait what? explain pls

>>9129

I see the resemblance

>>9132

Going into an old thread, typically on the last pages, and just saging so the thread doesn't get bumped so the GET can come up quicker.

>>9134

Clever, very clever

>>9135

Never underestimate the craftiness of autismals in bunches.

>>9134

ok so pay attention to non sequential post numbers in the top threads. Remember that those fuckers don't want this board to exist.

>be /sp/

>bitch that topics don't exist there because "hurr hurr not a real sport"

>have threads about tying to get post numbers on other boards

>somehow that's a sport

I honestly couldn't care less if a bunch of autists steal the get.

The fact their board is such a dead shithole that the few people there have to resort to such stupid crap to stay entertained, says a lot.

>>9138

instead of shitposting, i think it would be better to stick to the GP topic.

>>9139

I still post there for a few sports, it's just GETBall has brought in so much cancer.

Right now it's really just Boreball threads and UFC threads. I'm eagerly awaiting the return of Football, so /sp/ can return to greatness, especially since it's 99% Americans.

>>9141

This. /sp/ prides themselves on GETball, and it's what they're known for sitewide. If we deny them the first major GET on this board, then they may very well never recover.

Do we really need 5 stickys?

>>9145

Not really, but we got em'.

>>9145

People were complaining that they didnt see the stream last time. and then 2 race weekend threads in difference series, and two recent happening threads. Bothers me too but it's super temporary.

>>9147

8chan/f1 grand prix racing. Bitcoin as title sponsor.

>>9148

Just post the stream link and mention it a few times during the race this Sunday like you did a few weeks ago. Problem solved.

>>9150

I'm not the mod. The stream link is in the header too, but no one looks there lol.

>>9151

Ahh, Burgermeister is an elusive fucker.

>>9150

also the stream is on friday night apparently because no one seems to have suggested an alternative time.

>>9153

probably because the indy 500 is on pretty much right after monaco ends.

>FI's aero is so bad they just tape off the wheel squirt slots

I slept over FP1. FP2 in one bong right?

>>9155

that bit of carbon sticking up from the floor? It's to stop the tyre wake from spilling into the deliciously sidepod conditioned air and spoiling it for the diffuser. It's interesting that they have blocked off the 'tyre squirts', wonder how many other teams have done that too.

>>9159

just under, yes

>>9160

I was drawing attention to the sticker

>>9162

>>9155

Skullcandy?

Damn…The meerkats look really shit when they aren't on some crappy stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvyYCeycSTk

>>9162

oh, well, they are strapped for cash, you could possibly get a very good deal for such placements.