/f1/ - Formula One

most recent 2017 calendar:

26. March - Australia

9. April - China

16. April - Bahrain

30. April - Russia

14. May - Spain

28. May - Monaco

11. June - Canada

18. June - Azerbaijan

2. July - Austria

9. July - Britain

30. July - Hungary

27. August - Belgium

3. September - Italy

17. September - Singapore

1. October - Malaysia

8. October - Japan

22. October - USA

5. November - Mexico

12. November - Brazil

26. November - Abu Dhabi

>they split the PC in two just for merc

>>62100

>muh thicc

Are they still made out of marshmallows tho?

>>62101

>display tires

they are probably fondant with a marzipan base

>>62102

>inb4 that's the analogy that Ted will use next year

>walk with jesus

>cut to ham

subtle sky

pirelli does it again

>make mclaren great again

are we still doing this ted

May or may not be here for the full day.

GO GO NICO

>>62111

Not gonna be here

Oh well

>>62112

not going to miss much

>HAM ROS VES

it's the last ever johnny's show and tell

maybe because he destroyed $20k worth of clutch plates last time

>Hamilton gearbox problem

SABOTAGE

>it's the williams video game livery

can we get rid of this race yet

>standing starts after every SC

clowns and tightropes when

>i think it's an electronic tool they use [to set the front wing]

it's called a cordless drill ant

dorothy's dog getting really defensive and testy in the tppc

really going along with the idea that they are going to let ham lose and not 'nico stop the car' 3/4ths into the race after they fail some sensors from the pitwall

f1 press a shit

wew this is riveting

>possibly going to watch some FP replays if I am really bored

should probably cook dinner but i am still fugged from yesterday…

>>62127

do you want spoilers? then you could watch Planet Earth 2 or something instead

>i watched so people don't have to

>>62128

maybe i can be like the guy who is deliberately living in ignorance of the election results

http://www.today.com/news/man-doesn-t-know-donald-trump-won-presidential-election-t105159

i wonder how he's doing a week on

>>62129

>wearing a sign and headphones around

>no internet

he seems well-adjusted

>tfw i managed to avoid most of the campaign and all of the primaries just reading my normal interests sites none of which are political

i thought trump was just a meme until a couple months ago and even i saw the election result the same night

>>62130

yeah he's like the japanese soldiers still fighting wwii on okinawa

badger time

>swapped gutierrez for ocon

>predicted lewlew-seb-thirdberg podium

lewisha has this race in the bag, lads. but nico will have to make a major choke even by his standards to lose the 'hip.

>tfw every story in the epically long upcoming off-season will be about how weesha should have won

it's essentially April until the first race right? and only one test?

>>62131

stories for the break:

-mclaren's new livery (SPOILER: grey)

-scarbs exclusive reveal of some team's trick interpretation of the rules

-lewisha: great comeback, or greatest comeback ever? (after merc throw him the title on sunday)

-new sky intro: ham standing on top of his car pointing to his jesus in the sky, audio:WORLD CHAMPION!! rosberg walking dejectedly away from a parked merc

.

aus is at the end of march, there are supposed to be two tests at barca but they are nearly back to back so basically one long one

>tfw it's 5:30am and I just made myself a chicken jalfrezi cheese toastie

Feeling fucking filthy but it worked.

I'm fucking terrified for this weekend

Not niggerton, not again

>>62136

Yep.

Lewis winning would just be horrible.

>>62137

At least we have sexy tires for next year. When do we get shorter cars?

>off making cocoa

>come back to ant describing in detail the difference between things that take a long amount of time and things that don't take as much time

too early for this shit

>>62138

when refueling comes back

Ted please just stop.

Oh boy, here we go …

Based Merc mechanic sabotage pls

mentally destroyed

SABOTAGE

It's officially Christmas.

Finally seen the Cocacola lorry ad

do those yachts have enough fresh water capacity to shower the desert stink off all those hookers? or do they have to take a hose onboard at night

Ferrari surge!

>the penguin book of baby names

plz die whoever approved this at amazon

is ferrari doing the full power low fuel in practice thing again

>sauber quicker than toro rosso

Are they preserving their engines or some shit?

did they even cover that vet lap

>>62150

toro rosso fucked with their car to make it not shred tyres

>>62152

Oh really, they were nuking their rims that fucking bad? What the hell did they have to change to make them this damn slow?

>Ferrari & Red Bull faster than mercedes

>Hamilton takes out Rosberg in the first corner

>only finishes 5th

>Rosberg WDC

>>62154

>Ferrari & Red Bull faster than mercedes

>mercedes switches their engines to on for qualy

>half second faster than everyone else

will GUT finally score this weekend

>>62156

Let's hope so. How much will it take for curry to lose her money?

>>62157

manor two points i think? not sure how it works out if they tie now

>>62157

>>62158

manor needs a 9th place, one point from 10th will tie but sauber wins the tiebreak with their 9th place vs 2x10th for manor

Julian Assange was just confirmed dead by the way. Rip nigger, he did it for the lulz.

>>62160

Current finishes

Manor:

1x10th

1x12th

1x13th

Sauber

1x9th

1x11th

4x12th

2x13th

so if manor finishes 9th with half points they'll overtake with more 10th place finishes

>>62162

so all cases manor need 9th except if sauber gets 10th then they'd need 8th

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

>C4 having to edit out all the celebrations of Jessica during Jenson's montage

HAM ROS RIC

>All these random sluts

>gimi fireworks

come on button, go out fittingly in q1

>i dont know …

Grosjean sounds like he wants to just end it

Wherlin crushing it

Why does Sauber suck so much in qualifying but then end up chasing points in the race? Is it because they are so poor they run the engine in race mode for qualifying as well?

>>62177

Don't think so

>Bottas

>Button

What's Rosberg going to do? Go for it or safe it for P2?

these buildings are so fucking tacky

ham ros who nonhype

Here we go, and I have the thread all to myself!

>>62182

Secondberg gonna thirdberg

>>62183

>these buildings are so fucking tacky

Sandnigger esthetics, mang.

i miss the brake bias lever being down off the steering wheel

>>62187

Quality parenting.

is gimi really being the strongly performing geezer or does seb just suck

>Webber 2013 pole

forgot about that

He was on pole at Japan and choked that too so nbd

>firstberg?

>firstberg??

>secondberg

>>62167

HAM ROS RIC

mfw Kimi won Vettel in qualifyings over the season

>parc ferme

that part that merc sabotaged for tomorrow is already in seconberg's secondcar

What is choko going to try tomorrow? If he tries to push secondberg second can just collect him and get it over with.

power unit failure wouldn't look good for the company so i'm gonna go with bergs gearbox blowing up on lap 44

if they crash into each other we'll never hear the end of it

>>62200

lewisha aims to win from pole, that's all he can do really.

>>62201

nico's URS crapped out in the 2014 title decider and most were not outraged.

>>62202

in every sky intro from here to eternity. so, until when f1 collapses in the next few years.

>>62204

I was just reading the Brawn/Parr book and the current Toto/Paddy/Niki trifecta came up. based Ross stopped short of calling Wolff a snake but brought up how Colin Kolles bootlegged a conversation between Toto and himself that confirms all the behind the scenes stuff.

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/ex-formula-one-team-boss-kolles-tried-to-blackmail-wolff/

>totally went over my head at the time

nice husband's children btw

>>62203

>and most were not outraged.

exactly, there is precedent so why not do it again. 2ndberg was framed as the villain that year because of monaco, this year as the beneficiary of lewis' mechanicals so it would be put in terms of karma

-merc happy because weesha sells more cars than ros

-sky happy because weesha sells more sky subscriptions

-#bestfans over the moon and buying heinekens and pirellis and rolexes and etihads

-bernie and liberty happy because title unpredictability and more visible champion doing free PR

they'd be stupid not to throw it to weesh. just one tiny unseated wheel nut at a stop and it's all done

>>62205

>The German news agency SID said Wolff could not be reached at time of publication.

>could not be reached

that's an especially rich nugget

>>62206

>muh swapped mechanics

nevermind Nico won 3-4 races in a row at the end of 2015 before the swap occurred. the conspiracy fits well with the lewisha 'I wasn't really trying after securing the WDC' narrative, tho.

>>62211

red bull was supposed to give VET one of his cars but on a delay so it couldn't be mined for sekrits

did that actually happen or did they conveniently forget

>>62211

>it's just the tub

i guess he can fill it full of caviar and fuck hookers in it

>>62213

Newey got one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull_RB5#Newey_gift_car

http://autoweek.com/article/formula-one/red-bull-gift-sebastian-vettel-f1-car

>But team boss Christian Horner said Vettel will not be getting the Adrian Newey-penned car just yet, because "We don't want it turning up in Maranello."

>>62218

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>eating what must be my seventh meal in a row of thanksgiving leftovers

inadvertently going for the record of how many times i need a massive shit in three days

>>62219

intredsting

>>62220

mercifully I didn't take any leftovers (food or wine) back from our family one, of which there were plenty since my extended family are lightweights.

>saved from myself

quadros and rosberg chokes the championship tomorrow

>>62222

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

>>62221

i made the entire dinner this year so the only way it's leaving is if i make it happen

>i live alone

>no guests

>>62223

yeah I guess there is no such thing as a one-man portioned turkey

>science hasn't gone far enough

>>62224

Hamilton getting knocked out at first corner would be the most fitting end for this championship fight.

>>62218

>get google pixel

Enjoy everything you do and say being recorded by the NSA.

GP3 in one bong

>>62231

>gp cars going by are louder than f1

Formation lap.

Let's hope for memes.

>dat synchronized weaving around opponent

10/10 shot

SC

Nigga looked like he's hurting.

Did anyone get the teeth of that mechanic??

>>62239

the one on the left looked like somebody who works at the local kinkos

>>62240

They made a a perfect reaction pic together.

will they get two laps without another sc

>>62242

I bet three.

>mmm, bollards

they are trying to have a big crash but not quite accomplishing it

he's just taking the hamilton line

Ham is going to do it and the stewards are going to permit it and you know it.

Is choko in the race in disguise to do recon?

GP2 at :15 after the hour

what was that crunch sound with everyone going

>ooooh

in the background? someone drop a camera?

how do those dudes keep their dresses so white

I heard it too. I expected the camera to turn to something.

Also let's hope we don't hear this anthem again.

>>62252

Bleach and a hundred replacement robes.

That shot of them dragging the cars while sliding away was like an optical illusion.

>>62254

they must not ever sit down or lean against anything

unless when people aren't looking they have some sort of dainty pinafore

>>62256

>they must not ever sit down or lean against anything

I think those rich fags just change robes ten times a day because they're rich. It's not like it's hard work to change a nightgown.

Did we ever get any more sightings of the cute bashful Williams or was it Haas?

>>62258

ruth buscombe?

>>62259

Maybe. I only remember how cute she was.

I checked. Yes it's her.

Buscombe is cute. Cute!

Bloodshed first corner.

>everyone survives first corner

Well fuck.

NO SC

>gp2 runs mediums here

i wonder if the indian gp circuit has cows living in it yet

the nato train

>shower

>stock up on food and shit

>get my rifle in case I need to kill myself

Time to go get ready.

>>62269

it's probably a shitting field now

just woke up and made myself a tasty egg breakfast sandwich. It's all downhill from here lads

>jenson just thanked me

i think

>Federer on C4

That is pretty nice

I suppose this is the day I stop being a lurker. Nico, you better not fuck this up. I can't stand another year of self-righteous bestfans.

>Hamilton: This year hasn't been very good for the world, see Brexit and Trump. But there has been positives with me recovering points.

Lewis….

>>62280

dunno much anything about TV cameras sadly

Oh God. 8chan thinks I'm a canuck. This is going to be awful, isn't it…

On that note, gonna be sad Felipe baby is leaving :c

>>62282

ted mentioned next year is 4k but i don't think the kit looks like that. the other shit they are doing is with those round 360 cams and that is def not it

>>62283

Jen's son is giving up at long last, door can't hit him hard enough on the way out

>couldn't hang on long enough to pass Rubens and the Michael in GP starts

some disturbing commercials on NBC just now

>bringing McDonald's on an airplane

truly heinous

>fuel pump

SABOTAGE incoming

>Jenson getting a guard of honor

Pls just fuck off

i could do this track overview in two seconds

>it sucks

>back to you

Once Marchionne has Arrivabene taken out back and shot, who do you think will replace him next year?

>>62294

ron dennis

Inshallah, may the spirit of Schumacher be with him, just crash into Lewisha in the first corner.

Brundle Wobbo and Buxton all fighting for Max there

hey it's the guy whose name is on everthing

crashing this plane…

don't much care for fancy flying raound these here parts

>>62299

on niggerton …

Why is Hamilton standing with the sheikhs?

>>62302

muh drivers representative for the anthem. He's still the current champion.

>Lewis racing through a jungle in a merc ad

Poetry

If Ham Ham loses, the resulting salt will be even tastier than that of the Shillary supporters.

>>62302

>>62119

>they have the same thing this year with 45

>>62306

will they have a cry-in

>>62308

le conspiracy meme

>>62306

NOT MY CHAMPION

>okay girls, remember to smile

>or you don't get paid

>teeth and tits

>No one knows more about title deciders than you Mark

That is really pushing it

>>62306

maybe Seb will cost Nico the 'hip but Ferrari will protest the result

sky with some shitty edgy tears for fears cover

HYPE

I have a sandwich but I'm too nervous to eat it

>>62316

Can't stand the /hype/ either. Hopefully something meme happens and it's decided on the opening lap.

AND IT'S HAPPENED IMMEDIATELY

GO GO NICO

pls

Is the NBCSN coverage slow!?

it begins

>>62322

Nope? About to go green

>verstappen

>Max

Already a good race

vershitten

Gimi not fuck this up

lol at Verstappen. Get fucked.

>and verstappen gets driver of the day for driving through a field of slower cars

wew, image crashed

>Verstappen spun

Thank god

>merc 1-2

>"it's absolutely epic"

croft-e-journalism

>inb4 Verstappen makes some overtakes against slower cars and is called amazing for no reason

>>62334

>half-spin last two races

>brilliant car control

and now the long wait until mercedes takes out secondberg's car

>>62334

lol, Grojean was faster than Max

>he just drives into a space and people have to get out of the way or crash out of the race

brilliant move

>Just pushes him off circuit

Felipe is behind his teammate

Feelsbadman.png

Oh fuck got back with pizza just in time to see the start.

My nerves can't take this shit.

>Tries to dive Hulk

>Hulk having none of it

Based Hulk

>them kvyat moves on the opening laps

>>62340

somehow he never hits the wall

it must be some newey magic, like vet in brazil

Max claiming he didn't get enough

>safe space

>>62341

not anymore, Finland loses again

Hahaaaaaa!

Curry got a grip on that money.

they aren't going to mess ros stop until his final set of ultrasofts with the cross thread nut

>inb4 ferrari gets disqualified for holding up hamilton

COME ON NICO

kek, Ferrari bullying the mercs

nooo ferrari what are you doing

>Max already on 2nd place

>>62356

4th place of course

Fucking Ferrari

Get the fuck out of the way, Max.

Verstappen bullying Rosberg now

Don't do it Nico!!

Mad Max is going to fuck everything up!

sky amazed rosberg doesn't want to risk crashing out by passing an fia-protected maniac

did minttu get a lip injection

Red Bull reminding us why they're the most hated team on the grid.

Tony Ross confirmed for no pre race jimmy

>>62363

Pregnancy fat got to go somewhere

>>62363

Maybe she's pregnant?

What's wrong with the tire??

Shut up TED!

>Button

He just doesn't want to drive anymore

NBCSN is on cuckmercial. What's going on?

UNDERSTEER

>Univision showing infomercials instead of formula

thanks Donald

RIP …

>Button ded

YES YES YES YES

Buttons car just broke, he can still steer it.

;_;

he made it further than DC

That's genuinely sad.

F

;_;7

Ok, so that's the second car with a suspension failure.

>everyone is there to congratulate him (Button)

Besides Ron :^)

The eternal Dutchman at it again.

>>62383

Ron was in the background and then walked towards his autism booth.

thank god kimi is holding ricky and vettel for some time

nico probably will choke this still

cmon pass that amd amx

KVYAT

V

Y

A

T

Fucking finally. Get fucked Max.

>choke at the box entry

>stop your car next to the finish line instead

Rip Kvyat

>STR out

>honda out

just several many more and wehrmacht can fuck monisha in her brown smelly asshole

>Kvyat deliberately not triggering an SC

Wouldn't have minded one

No Safety Car Kvyat pls

>Jenson fucked it himself

HAHAHAHAHA

mysterious Russian man on bike sighted

>>62390

That was the support race pitlane

>russian about to get in an accident even off track

I don't look forward to another Red Bull dominant year in 2017 but watching the dutch salt spill when every other driver on the grid tries their hardest to give Ricciardo a championship by cheekily parking the bus on Verstappen will be hilarious,.

>>62400

I look forward to his roidpedal career

We got someone to fill Maldonado's shoes, after all.

>>62400

Needs to pop a wheelie

>>62400

Who is the bigger loser this season, Kvijat or Harry Hanto?

>>62399

Maybe McLaren will remember how to make a good car again

>Button retires

>Ron forced out

>Alonso cucked by Waffle

>Red Bull

Bullied hard

>Red Bull

>Red Bull

>Red Bull

Max truly is a madman

goddammit rosberg i was just about to start pissing and had to run back

YES GO GO NICO

>Cars didn't touch.

>Whiting will probably still find a way to penalise Rosberg.

>potato stream dies

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

What's happening?? Tell me!

>>62413

Rosberg closing in on Hamilel

>>62413

Rosberg trying to undo the undercut on Verstappen

>>62413

Red Bull just cucked Ricky's strategy even further but it'sfuckingnothing.jpg

>Ferrari

that italian strategy

That strategy could only be Ferrari

Steve Gut up for another strong 11th place

>perez, fearing for his life, doesn't defend against verstappen

What? What's happened to Ferrari?

>>62422

Left gimi out and got undercut by Ricky

Grosjean that wasn't even decipherable

>>62414

>>62415

>>62416

Did AMD box or did Rosberg get past him?

>potato wont load

>8captcha wont load

>>62422

traditional undercut, Vettel could still save the day for them

>I want to believe

>>62425

Rosberg made the pass

>>62427

Rosberg confirmed suicidal.

>Paris Hilton

Ferrari confirmed for bad taste

jenson can't even figure out that he broke the car on the giant orange kerb

>Paris hilton

Ferrari seriously?

>wondering why you're so slow

Is it habbening?

>Why are you slow

Merc with the mind games

>Lewis trying to slow Rosberg down.

kek if hamilton wins the champion's hip by backing nico to bulls

nico should just try to overtake hamilton and crash him

>Button with slags

>>62437

Villeneuve laughs about your proposal.

>>62438

Just the cheerleader effect, unless you really find his mom attractive.

Lewisha confirmed fugue state

I think I found a stream hosted by pygmies in the Kongo, but I believe I can make out that Rosberg is back up the ass of niggerton.

Is this accurate?

>>62443

Yes

>>62443

Yes, because HAM is trying to back him into RB.

>>62443

Hamilton driving like Ben Carson

Based Ocon bullying Eric's son.