/f1/ - Formula One

>>60115

>Assumed it was a Jap site that google translated

>It is actually english

>It is is actually by a Weeaboo BR

Life is strange

>>60103

this from the hominid that was making fun of grown men playing video games a few races ago

>>60117

Wasn't that Jenson?

>>60119

I thought you were talking about Jenson making fun of Pokemon Go players.

FP1 in 20 bings

>if you are using hopto, their normal source ch506 will be showing bathurst practice 5 instead so ymmv

sky apologist machine kicking in for lewisha snapgate

shocking

>Ant

inb4 he mentions his time at super aguri

Man I'm tired

such a convenient time

they should have all the schedules like this

>F1 session during US primetime

>NBCSN show Mecum Auto Auctions instead

>FP1 always world feed only online

>FP2 always live with commentary on TV

I guess FP2 @ 1AM EDT is 10PM PDT, but still.

>>60132

we must pray to General Custer

were those petronas branded helmet cleaning products?

does anyone actually have an uncle named bob

>Fred

>Alonso

>gp2 spin gp2

Nico's knowledge of his own engine mentally destroyed by Ted's logic

>they try the gas in the engine before they use it on track

ant gunning for mark hughes job

>monster understeer

way to work in the sponsor

>and now, several minutes of ferrari mechanics just standing the fuck around

better not switch away from that, use the split screen

>>60145

But at least they got to read some tweets saying Rosberg is just lucky and undeserving.

It is what we all want to hear.

>>60146

>brilliant undeserving action!

>definitely lucked out

>just

>drive

just drop some dirt on the track

poor Grosjean

clearly his brakes have been sabotaged in favor of steve

i thought that was actually vet

>>60154

She looks like she models to pay for her sons costume

>open up turn 7

took him a while but he got there

Crofty talking about driver coaching….

have they tried turning it off and back on again

how many more blowups do we need for secondberg to clinch firstberg

did christian just make a watch/engine joke? was out of the room

>>60162

i hope he at least can seal it before abu derpi so sky has to put on an entire race weekend of salt

>>60163

I actually just want him to win every race to the end of the season and long after already winning the title.

No doubt Sky would go

>"Well the title has already been lost so you are left wondering if Lewis is really fighting in these remaining races"

>>60166

Finger point emoji with colour modifier.

RIP Unicode Consortium

>>60168

why does merc mclaren girl have a white baby

how much does RB-Tag pay for their engines now anyway?

>sainz offer worth $31

Good job Ant

the title sponsor for this is Emirates, innit? but all the signage is heineken

nm there it is

>>60175

>>60176

Emirates for the east half of the track

Heineken for the west half

I like it

this current batch of sky ads is really getting on my tits

not just one of them either, several are reach for the mute

those things always smoke when theyt pull out

>Sky focusing on the Rosberg smoke hoping beyond hope it's a failure

octopus cunt

Crofty literally losing his mind…..again

did they give those motivational posters as an assignment at the local grade school

>130 degrees

BRUNDLE STOP IT

>you can buy p-zeros with big friggen yellow stripes on them now

mein sides

TRACTOR CUNT IS BACK

>>60189

Well the old one would have been broken

>>60190

they could have buffed out that mark

>That segue from Bianchi to Verstappen

That was insulting for all involved

>douchebag insults a room full of professionals

>let's get rid of the traditional press conference

sky logic

>in the same way the press conference doesn't work

they're really going with this now

Romain is losing it again

here's an idea, how about you stfu max

>>60197

Do you reckon that he would have more drag and less engine performance?

>Sauber will run 2016-spec Ferrari engines in 2017

>running old engines will make them faster since they 'know' the current PU better (???)

>"It is a strategic decision." t. Currytits

odds are Sauber are severely 'under-resourced' temporarily, aka everyone got laid off, so this can't bode well for their 2017 chances regardless of Monisha spin. she knows what she's doing after all.

>Sauber in prime position to be the lantern rouge next year, too

>>60201

's okay it's confusing when things are on the fucked side of the international da– wait a minute….

>>60202

because it's worked so well for toro rosso with their fizzy drinks budget and james key, it should work for sauber with their… cows

>>60202

currytits should be sacked, she has drove the team into the ground, lost money with the VDG lawsuit, and now makes the BRILLIANT decision to use year old engines, that worked out so well for Toro Rosso this year.

As a team that is fighting desperately for points, Longbow Finance might get sick of her mismanagement and oust her. It would be very recommended.

>>60206

I've got a model of Kamui's 2012 car.

He could have done so well in the race at Belgium if not for Grosjean

>>60207

>>60207

>He could have done so well in the race at Belgium if not for Grosjean

Everyone could have done better in that race if not for Grosjean. haha

Alonso in particular

I'm still salty about 2012

>>60206

Man, Kobayashi and Perez where fun to watch in Sauber.

>buxton truly outdoing himself in stupid op-ed dept.

ain't even gonna link it

>circuit breaker went

>go to the cellar and see the kitchen sockets triggered it

>unplug everything in the kitchen

>flip the switch

>immediately reflips

>now it is the downstairs sockets causing the issue

>unplug everything downstairs

>still not working

May or may not be here for practise.

My room is fine upstairs but every check resets it and shuts the power off.

>>60214

Only guess now is that a slug crawled into a socket and caused a short. Can't be arsed searching for it now.

>>60213

agreed for the first part, but he does have an interesting perspective

Since the advent of F1-specific television stations, however, the need to provide more content has led to these conferences being broadcast live and unedited. But therein lies a major issue. The quotes garnered will now be in the public domain and no longer new or interesting when used in tomorrow's paper. As such, fewer and fewer questions were asked by the print press. And, knowing that they would only be leaving the print conference to face further time with TV crews immediately afterward, the drivers for the most part started to switch off.

Sky ruining things as always

>reminder that the US will have more free-to-air races than the UK soon

>>60216

people on reddit see this stuff already from a network i don't work for, so it's bad

he should be kicked back to a local beat like that black guy who axed about black people last austin, see how much time he gets from the drivers in the pen. if he would even be allowed back there with his sex offender status

>>60214

just jump across the breaker with a piece of coat hanger, i'm sure it will be fine

BREAKING NEWS

>Pascal Wehrlein is set to receive a five-place grid penalty for an unscheduled gearbox change

lewisha changed his helmet lining from senna-green to white

>it's a crofty and ant weather fill episode

gill me

>Steve

Esteban going to do the whole lap in reverse

>you know you're losing time, you can feel it

they also have the delta on their steering wheel being updated constantly as they go through timing loops…

BREAKING NEWS

jenson has understeer

MASSIVE UNDERSTEER

getting a few visible vortices off the rear wings now

hey this mclaren run doesn't look too bad

>P14

oh

>>60230

It's gonna be a fun weekend

renos matching

Rosberg been pretty on top of it so far.

starving the tractor so it will be extra hungry for quali

>simulcast on sky sports 1

gives us some alternate streams

time to play 'can sky say the word rosberg without mentioning the word lucky in the same sentence' game

>10 seconds

i so hope that

>oh no nooo

gets into the intro next year

paddy sticking to the story that it would be impossible to engineer a blowout like that

not much faith in his engineers tbh

>>60238

It goes into the CGI engine like in F&F as well

Would be perfect

>why are they so popular, these japanese cars?

because they are cheap and have turbos you can replace the wastegate on and if they blow up you don't care because it's just a ricer shit

crying baby sounds on television should be illegal

nice jet of unscpecified manufacture and dodge hemi funny car at this jap fest

>he can see wind

i can too after a big curry

I feel I am healthier for not watching pre-session coverage anymore.

>>60245

i wasn't using those brian cells i just losted anyway

inb4 grosjean red flags the session

>Stream now going to shit

>dat 4 wheel grosjean drift

>behind a sauber

that's gotta sting

>Ferrari 1 and 2

button bumped

that was surprisingly brutal

obligatory

>McHonda

>>60252

softer tyres

>p17

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>Jenson out in Japan

Very good

GO GO NICO

ham mentally destroyed

inb4 someone says noahs ark

>that mark hughes pro tip about williams/bottas being P3 or something

the kiss of death

>Kvyat beat Sainz

Well that is something

tentative

just look at all those palmer and gutierrez superfans

nearly time for grosjean to freeze this order by crashing into degner 2

FIRSTBERG

wait they're doing the Formula e talking to drivers thing now?

the fuck this in car interview

>Steam died completely with 5 seconds to go

Utter piece of shit

love this autistic banter

>>60269

i though you used 2288? was up the entire time for me, still is

>>60271

I was.

It was buffering constantly throughout the session and just fell over with 5 seconds to go.

mercs repeat catalunya tomorrow and cheeky kimi win

i have a strange craving for a cigar

was there subliminal there

now for england to lose to malta

>>60276

But Morecambe will beat Carlisle….right?

Pls say yes.

>>60277

0-0 tie

>>60278

>poll position

>>60279

I'll take that.

They are gonna have more fans than us despite us being at home and Charlie Adam killed half our players the other day.

>>60282

I thought you were gonna bring up darts

Hamilton walked out of a press briefing by the way

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10609514/lewis-hamilton-refuses-to-answer-questions-at-japanese-gp-press-briefing

>>60283

i just saw that waiting for peterborough bury to start

ted's qual notebook should be starting in 5 bings

>>60285

I would like some nice lacy emirates panties pls

>>60286

preheated like those cans of coffee

sky already writing vet out of ferrari

>>60283

this whole snapchat incident fallout is really snowballing isn't it

I'm not sure who's playing who here creating news vs. reporting it but it's a safe bet Hamilton isn't masterminding anything imo

>>60280

sry

>>60295

wot is hopto and where is a link?

>>60295

http://motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/ (vlc)

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/ (vlc)

same as ace:

c8b03380b2ac11239254a7c94c3cbd2ca04cce16

also if you are using vlc it helps to put both in there on playlist repeat because it tends to drop connections every so often. comes straight back up tho, always been configured like this

sky "pit lane live" garbage starts in 40 bings

>>60300

it's also going to be simulcast on regular sky sports 1

which would normally currently be

ab226ed6eaaf04d5a564753246495d12bef7e495

or

02f7fdc99376e8f0a1b0f845cc13ac11dfa75c50

but which have been down every time i've looked lately

anyway if potato streams are needed people can use either a sky f1 or sky sports 1. if someone wants to find reddit streams they'll have to do it themselves because last person stuck with that job is asleep/gone

>>60303

takes him out of max turn 1 threat range i guess

>tfw checking cuckchan out of boredom/curiosity and can clearly pick out straya's posts

oh it's a repeat of ted's notebook

track parade at the bottom of the hour

>>60306

>Ted spreading conspiracies about Seb and Ferrari

>Vettel talking to Marko and Horner = 2018 deal confirmed!

you know it's bad when you're getting called out in your own segments

they have a bretty neat bit coming up at the fan stage with an unexploded honda pu in a glass box

all these people hanging out all day even with nothing going on, all this cosplay

suzuka is a con, isn't it

what is an appropriate cocktail that isn't a kamikaze? because i ran out of triple sec. also midori so nothing with midori

>>60310

maybe something with japanese whiskey. I'm sure there are niche cocktails that are japan-themed but japanese folks might be more into sake etc. practically speaking

>>60308

was going to meme about them putting the Honda PU that close to their deathtrap magnesium f1 car but looking it up that was a different model

>>60311

i had a really good panty peeler sake-based cocktail once that i stole from a fancy sushi bar happy hour. iirc it had flavored momokawa but could mock it up with peach schnapps. think there was a chick vodka in it like ketel one or grey goose? orange peel twist, frosty martini glass. bitches love martini glasses

i found a bottle of tanqueray rangpur in the back. i think i'll make gimlets with it, should be close to kamikazes

>>60313

>>60314

sounds good, not bothering with /snacks/ this evening myself tho

>still slightly full from shawarma 8 hours ago

who is this fom dude they have doing the track parade interviews the last couple of races? sounds like a morning news host

>we are here live at the farm next to the chickens where farmer bill will share his tips for selecting beets

sky employing their gymnastics over the ham antics

>if he wins this will all be forgotten

we all know you live for Lewisha wins, Ted

>Seb and Bully sharing a ride

RED BULL 2018 CONFIRMED

>spark plugs

why are they having Ted explain this

>sky audio dude strikes again

at least it wasn't babymetal

newey btfo villagenew

>teardrop

SKY AUDIO DUDE

rom benis giving short answers

must be tired from sucking all those executive dicks at the home race

>yeah, definitely.

they've finally found a youngster who doesn't mix 'no' in there

stoffel van doors wdc 2022 (after moving away from mclaren)

>it's like a banana sandwich with a silver arrow in the middle

that's not how sandwiches work ted

installation to pits

ruh roh

MIC

who was that smoking

chokelton

conspiracy

grid confirmed racist

>dat Vettel start

YESSSSSSSS

why do americans complain

morning races are comfy af

i've just woken up, eating breakfast, and there is f1

>Hamilton mentally destroyed

>>60338

because they are casuals

GIMI

>jenson button update, he's still last

brutal

octopus on lewisha's aerial

>>60344

racist rubber

since rarri is staying out longer on softs that means that is definitely the wrong strategy rite

palmer doing just enough to be a shit who ruins everything for everybody

FUCK YOU JOYLYRON

>utter shit start drops half grid

>merc still so dominatrix he will end up p2

modern formula ftl

haas 2uality brakes™

And a Haas spun

>>60349

I'd hit it both of them

this gratuitous hondalonso coverage

nice to see honda able to compete on a level field with the massive might of toro rosso

vet only has this one set of hards innit

well he was 6 sec and now 5.081

bully just nowhere

>ferrari going really aggressive

>>60358

come on my son

>he's not even losing time defending against a ferrari on two steps softer and newer tires

fuck this gay earth

Daily reminder that either of the red bulls would have made that pass

Everyone whining about blue flags

ok max you have one job now

crash into ham when he tries to pass

be more than you can be

cmon max

keep him behind

thank you based amd amx

aaand that's it for this race

Get ready for some proper salt

haroo

FRISTBERG

i hope they have some hot j bint doing the podium interviews and not aguri or kobayashi

>merc wcc shit

hai guys

i'm new to f1

why do they always play this song after race?

at least he didn't pick to run under monagasqueinger so we only have to hear uber alles 1x

>>60377

It's the FIA F1 Anthem

oh god no kai ebel

wtf japon

they could have got the hey! hey! hey! guys

or utada hikaru, she has a new album after 15 years or whatever

firstberg, the only one who really swallowed all that drank out of the shoe instead of pouring it down his face like the kind of faggot that would marry the ugliest oldest spice girl

Need translator for these questions

still better than andretti

>who what what

>have a hat

PATCHGATE

patch of damp cunt

even sky can't mental gymnastics up a max illeagle move story

they might need more time

button is never getting back into a mclaren but

2018 haas

american housewives love that james bond shit

bathurst over but opening of formula E coming

>>60392

start of new season, mitebcoll

fyi

gimlets while delicious probablynot the ideal race length dink

>>60390

beautiful

>he could even thirdberg once

>>60397

b-but they have new front wings that look like a box kite

>watched every session this weekend

>slept through my alarm for the race

>missed Nico win and Mana happiness

Someone please kill me.

>>60406

i forgot to look for mana

>>60411

>The Stewards convened a hearing of the Protest lodged by Mercedes AMG PETRONAS Formula One Team against the driver of Car 33, Max Verstappen of Red Bull Racing.

>The protest was lodged in accordance with Article 13.4.4 of the International Sporting Code.

>At the commencement of the hearing the Stewards noted that neither driver was in attendance and hence was unable to give or refute any evidence.

>After hearing initial comments by representatives of Mercedes, the Stewards decide that in order to ensure fairness and afford both drivers the opportunity to be heard, the matter should be deferred and in accordance with Article 11.9.2.s of the International Sporting Code, the Stewards delegate their authority to the Stewards of the 2016 United States Formula One Grand Prix. Both team representatives agreed to this.

>>60412

why don't they just get them to attend on snapchart

>Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula One Team has notified the Stewards that it is withdrawing the protest lodged at 18:14 on Sunday 9th October (document 41).

>“I was just managing the race really because there is no need to pull out 15 seconds or something, the important thing is to keep a healthy gap and that's it really. That's what I was driving to and it was the last race on my engine cycle – I'll have a new one in Austin

firstberg big bear end failing incoming

>>60419

Mercedes limiting full power mode on their engines. It is quite worrying that they seem to be having issues with their new engines.

>>60422

for them, maybe

>woe is us, we are only 3 tenths faster than the rest of the field instead of 6

also

>tfw deliberately went to sleep around lap 26 and am not really interested in watching the other half of the GP

this is most unsettling

>>60423

Watched the race on highlights and it wasn't that bad but in the second half I saw the lap counter jumping quite a bit.

>>60305

You can easily see mine.

They find me extremely autistic so I just post to further it and see how far I can take it.

>>60425

yah idk how I feel about our psuedo-anonymous cuckchan diaspora being able to ID each other this easily

>>60429

was that srs his alonso accent

>Nico Hulkenberg is on the verge of finalising a switch to Renault next season,

is that officially every driver linked to that seat yet

>>60432

a factory drive is great but Renault at the moment is possibly not the best place, but no one else is going for him so can't blame him.

RIP KMAG

>rapedsib trying to drop rumor of impending 2nd honda team news

assuming 2018 one could make a case for a number of teams depending how shit the next units are mid season when a deal would be struck

>sauber-honda

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/katie-hopkins/katie-hopkins-slates-lewis-hamilton/

Katie Hopkins is a grade A absolute cunt but this was a bit funny.

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiegel.de%2Fauto%2Faktuell%2Fbundeslaender-wollen-benzin-und-dieselautos-ab-2030-verbieten-a-1115671.html&edit-text=

>in stunning display of liberals ruining everything, Germany proposes banning combustion engined vehicles in just 14 years.

This is a good reason why the defeatism that allows the hybrid fuckfest to exist is a bad move–Letting the no fun crowd win or compromise just encourages them to do more shit like this.

post yfw the motor law passes

>>60417

>wow those expressions and hair and glasses and shit tier facial hair and tattoos all scream reddit

>looks closer

>plebbit username

>checks out.

>>60397

>>60398

>>60399

we should seriously think of other things to move on to. This board is a good cast of characters but it declines in usership as f1 gets shittier.

Maybe we should watch other sports or something.

>>60442

this reminds me of california and their Zero Emissions Vehicles statute

which has been so successful as originally envisioned and hasn't had to be constantly revisited at all

>>60445

is it a yuropoor thing for women to change hair color every 3 minutes and get shittons of tattoos and piercings? it just screams "I'm SPECIAL" It's a thing here too, but just not nearly as much.

>>60446

at least you spoilered it and we had an idea of what it was before clicking from the post.

>>60448

it's almost as if mandating what people can and cannot buy of commonly owned and purchased products is a fucking non starter.

I hate this obsession with taking visible action over worthwhile action. Cars are a fucking minor part of pollution, but these people want to fuck over ordinary people and hobbyists because they think it's feasible.

The more I read, the more I'm even becoming a climate change skeptic. I'm not well read enough to be secure in that believe yet, but it sure is fucking convenient that this narrative is mandatory

>>60452

She is actually from DC not Finland but I know what you mean.

>>60449

The restrictions on posting are too great for me to consider going back.

I think we might have to hope that Japanese moot fucks the site up enough that people are forced to leave.

>>60450

well memed

>>60454

Why would we ever go to cuckchan? it would bring us back into a community of mouthbreathers. Several of us arent even originally from there. Most importantly this is a *people post less because F1 sucks badly* thing not a *we need more people* problem. We need to open new topics of discussion and maybe watch videos together or something else so there's something worth talking about as this sport goes to shit.

>lewisham skips out on testing due to "sore foot"

mentally destroyde

>>60470

Kicked the toys out of the pram too hard

Wobbler retiring

http://www.motorsport.com/wec/news/webber-announces-retirement-from-racing-after-2016-838165/

>pirelli complaining about bad weather for test

>want special warm weather test

meanwhile they can't produce a wet tire for shit and don't have development ones to test in this weather because who could know

>Hembery said: "Obviously the weather hindered progress to some extent, both today and yesterday, as is not entirely unexpected at this time of year in Europe.

in4 another special wet test with sprinklers

it's almost as if they are incompetent

>Nico Hulkenberg agrees F1 deal with Renault for 2017 season

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/126644

MADMAN

>>60476

>2 year contract with a one-year option

based on Hulkenmeme's past career moves this will go horribly wrong

>Mercedes and Ferrari both have vacancies in 2018 and Renault are still in the midfield

sky f1 suzuka review: WARNING: BUXTON

https://vimeo.com/187070412

onbroads:

https://vimeo.com/187061994

>>60479

*although right now they are in bathurst reruns

WEC is going on at fuji. another practice and qualy today but it doesn't look like there is tv coverage until the race.

if i spot a restream from the app or summat i'll put it in the weec threed

>>60481

Cool

>tfw looking at torrents to complete my 2016 f1 collection and can't remember details of most of the races

I think Mercedes won a few of them… only remember malaysia and singapore for Ham being btfo