/f1/ - Formula One

Thursday Press Conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO5GD93cO0M

>>56630

good pic

>f1 strategy group just voted down the halo

Does the FIA have any way of forcing it through?

https://mobile.twitter.com/tgruener/status/758701987269578752

Holy shit, not only is the pussy cage kill, the radio ban and track limits enforcement will be kill.

Croft must be suicidal

>>56634

>Does the FIA have any way of forcing it through?

Signs point to yes. On "muh safety" grounds.

>>56636

>Radio ban lifted during races

but lets keep it during practice

>>56636

>the radio ban and track limits enforcement will be kill.

Correction: ARE kill

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-strategy-group-agrees-to-free-up-radio-communications-803101/

>>56639

>ARE kill

As in immediate effect.

>>56638

I noticed that as well.

Pretty fucking retarded if that's how they've implemented it.

>>56642

Halo's not really dead yet

Who knows maybe this means someone will come up with a suggestion that doesn't fit as well as an aftermarket spoiler on a car

>>56646

>Red

>Come back home

>Halo sorta ded

>Track limits ded

>Radio rules ded

>Wet starts confirmed

>Sushi was alright

>Corned beef hash for dinner

There has to be a catch

just think of the children

>a not-mercedes, not-audi pole for spa 2h4

thak you va ginnsbergnen

>FP1 in 5 bongs

HYPE

>FP1 in 1 bong

MORE HYPE

Anyone else think they gave Nico waaaaaaay harder questions then anyone else?

>how many races did Nika Lauda win

>how many race winners during the 1982 season

>name all the current drivers to have won the GP2 championship

RIGGED

paddock uncut coming thru

>paddock uncut

>Ted interviewing Ricky

>Ted says that Mercedes are terrible in dirty air

Yet when Nico can't get past Lewis, it's because Nico is shit

SKY LOGIC

>i have a contract

famous words

>nico how mentally destroyed are you?

>fernando alonso… mentioned how mentally destroying it is to have lewisha as a teammate. how mentally destroying is that?

17%

It's funny how Sky are claiming that Nico is MENTALLY DESTROYED because Lewis has been repeatedly complaining about his pole lap under double waved yellows.

>do something cheeky to get pole

>get away with it

>the guy you stole pole from marches up the stewards to complain

>complains to the media

>complains in the press conference

>still complains a week later

Sounds like someone has their jimmies rustled, and it's not Nico.

>>56662

What's the reduction in "life safety" by riding a motorcycle to the circuit.

i've never seen anyone be so verbosely upset about being flipped off

>>56665

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6A6t55qXk&feature=youtu.be&t=91

>he threw the fancy ceramic handpainted trophy in the air

what a shit

STREAM

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>Henno:

>FP1 will not be streamed live, FP2 will be live

>FP1 will be streamed immediately after FP2 ends

FUCK OFF WURZ

FUCK OFF AND DIE SOMEWHERE

it takes brundle to finally bring up the tray getting snagged under that shit

>>56672

it was obvious they were going to pull him in

>ant

FUCK

>>56673

>says it doesn't bother him

>obviously you must be:

>MENTALLY DESTROYED

SkyF1 logic

does anyone on earth actually like fondant?

quit making cakes out of it you cakemaking assholes

>>56677

anyone else remember fatchicksinpartyhats.com

residence UAE

>mfw they had to manually paint the orange Emirates signage on the muh track limits area, because Vettel will drive over it in his orange car and make a digital version bug out

yes ted blame the track and not the shitty racing and overpriced tickets

>>56682

also thats racist.

he is calling hungarians poor.

FUCK OFF ANT

FUCK OFF AND DIE SOMEWHERE WITH WURZ

>>56682

>Ted:

>complains about muh heritage circuits

>has no problem with F1 cars not being open cockpit

>the hans device is just like the halo

>we've stopped wheels coming off the cars so we need something to block wheels

>>56688

halo wont stop ramming into a tractor

>>56689

maybe they could make a big hoop that goes around the tractors

>>56690

but it hungers

>95% of the drivers

>1/20

Hulk against it

Romain against it

No doubt someone else against it

"95%"

>"saying no to the Halo is like getting rid of seatbelts and helmets"

FUCK ANT AND HIS FALSE EQUIVALENCIES

>>56693

>Ant's house gets robbed

>starts digging a hole

>his wife asks him what he's doing

>Ant tells her he building a mote

>his wife says she doesn't want a mote

>Ant tells her not having a mote if like taking the locks off the doors

ANT LOGIC

>>56694

>mote

*moat

>>56695

go home ausbro im drink

ted: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

HE'S STILL TALKING

cropfty went to take a shit

>>56697

Still better than Croft's: halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban halo track limits radio ban

>>56699

He's probably doing a Mika and crying behind a bush because track limits will no longer be enforced.

dat crowd

>>56704

longbow's agent to keep currytits in line

>Radio: "take it easy this lap Daniel"

>Croft: "yeah, let the tyres cool down a lap Daniel"

What happened to

>Croft: "STOP TELLING HIM HOW TO DRIVE THE CAR!!!!"

>47, round UP to 45

More of that flawless Ant logic

>>56709

kinda homo

Mclaren are looking good, P7 and P8, Singapore podium maybe?

>>56713

they always look better on friday

>>56692

Palmer said that Vettel lied.

They never held a vote.

wehrmacht again showing his local knowledge

>button understeer

>Fernando still assblasted about Vettel

What a cuck

Why do williams keep building a shit car, traction looks awful.

>>56718

Vetcuck wanted the halo thong m8.

>>56719

>Vetcuck wanted the halo thong m8.

Still doesn't make Alonso any less assblasted :^)

>>56720

Vettel is salty Ferrari is heading downhill fast with Allison leaving. Their front wing is asymmetrical as well, what the fuck.

Alonso made a good move with Mclaren, they will be title contending next year if Ferraris chassis department keep losing their crayons.

>grosjean offroading

>"donate now or this child dies and it's entirely your fault" ads

>Mat-u-sheet-a

You're not fooling anyone.

Guys I've got 30 mins until I have to leave to buy a new phone.

What phone do I get?

>>56726

Have been using Wiko phones for years, they're basically rebranded chinese phones and I've never had any issues with them.

Alternatively, a Windows Phone because they tend to be cheap and do the job extremely well if you're not into playing flustered avians for days.

Overall, if you're looking for an Android aim at 2 GB of RAM, an SD card. Chinese brands that are quite known are good choices as well

>>56726

>Overall, if you're looking for an Android aim at 2 GB of RAM, an SD card. Chinese brands that are quite known are good choices as well

this

Moto(rola) G from last year was decent but I dunno what the UK market/carrier you're using has or what your budget is

best of luck

>>56729

Budget is a non issue really because I'm not getting anything under a stupidly large contract or planning on upgrading from this for a while.

I'm more annoyed that I can't blacklist my old phone after it got nicked. I've got to have the IEM number and of course because I kinda stole it from brother I don't have it.

I can cancel a credit card online in seconds but not a phone.

>>56729

>Moto(rola) G from last year was decent

>be me

>own old Moto G

>want to upgrade to current model

>fingerprint reader

>nice try NSA

>keep old phone

>>56730

just make sure it has the current Android OS version (6.0.1) and an upgrade path since 7.0 is allegedly coming out in the next month or so

>>56731

you could always just not use the fingerprint reader. I bet you keep location services turned off too :^)

>>56732

>I bet you keep location services turned off too

Like the setting makes any difference.

>>56730

>stupidly large contract

Are you planning on buying a phone outright, or getting a contract subsidized phone.

Pretty significant difference.

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/strittige-regeln-neu-interpretiert-doppelt-gelb-heisst-jetzt-rot-11502253.html

>all lap times under double yellow deleted

the keks are rising

>>56735

Outright.

I've got the pay as you go sim and there are more than enough sim free phone options.

>>56736

>inb4 hamiltons best lap gets deleted

>>56739

Wait they used sabotage again in the latest one?

Or do you mean the cliff diving scene from the first film?

>>56737

Then why not buy it online? Or are you in that much of a hurry?

>>56726

>I have to leave to buy a new phone

>>56739

>my logic is what's the point of having a nice smartphone if you never use it

I mainly just disable stuff like location history, thanks to our pleb tier government making it available to any agency that requests it under their "metadata retention laws".

>>56741

Because when I said I've got a sim I mean if I go to an EE store I can pick up the replacement sim because it was stolen for free.

If I do it online it's £10+ to replace and that is stupid.

So if I'm going into town I may as well buy a phone at the same time.

>>56718

>>Fernando still assblasted about Vettel

http://www.marca.com/motor/formula1/gp-alemania/2016/07/28/579a2512e5fdeaa36c8b45a5.html

>07/28/2016

>Fernando ruled on the controversial achieved pole for Rosberg in Hungary under yellow flags

>I remember Vettel ahead of Jean Eric Vergne (2012) in Brazil with yellow flags and was champion of the world …", he alluded .

>bringing up old fanboy theories that were proven to be utter bullshit to justify why you were beaten

ASSBLASTED

>>56740

yeah, it's in 'Star Trek: Beyond'

Bad guy has a swarm of fighters communicating on VHF aka FM radio frequency space. After lots of technobabble the crew of the Enterprise decide to blast Beastie Boys over VHF to wreak havoc on the swarm. The enterprise does a fly-by as the swarm attacks a space station and the radio magically does >explosions in space to all bad guys

>>56745

JJ……pls

>>56743

>If I do it online it's £10+ to replace

wat

How cheap can a carrier be?

>>56747

Pretty cheap I think.

I have no idea how it compares to the res of the world

dat nationalism on the rise

williams has the special de-motivational plague

One thing that's rustled my jimmies…

>grosser preis von deutschland

>grosser preis von österreich

Why do German speakers feel the need to translate it?

Almost every country calls their race "Prix"

>German prix being special snowflakes

inb4 sky bitterly complaining because a spin ruins the pole lap of their house negro

>>56756

>Why do German speakers feel the need to translate it?

>Almost every country calls their race "Prix"

>A surge in german nationalism

>rules changed that track limits won't be enforced

>Charlie Whiting issues a warning that track limits will be enforce

>I don't care what the rules are, I'l do what I want

BEING THAT ARROGANT

17%

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>>56763

>Ted: "One driver went off 14 times. They didn't name him"

Is that so?

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/whiting-confirms-three-strikes-rule-in-place-at-turn-1-803378/?s=1

>Whiting confirms ‘three strikes’ rule in place at Turn 1

>Charlie Whiting has emphasised that he will not back down on track limits by issuing a note to teams indicating a clampdown on drivers running wide at Turn 1 in this weekend's German Grand Prix.

Does Charlie think he has autocratic control of F1 now?

>for the next season

>dutch asshole with a flag

>faggot with mueller shirt

that gay rainbow section confirmed for gayest rainbow section

jenson having VD flareup

>Jenson Button has gone to the medical center for an "irritation"

Did he accidentally turn on SkyF1 and listen to Croft?

>>56776

Told him he shouldn't have bought Britnny's underwear

Pretty based interview by Smedley

>Ted: "Why are you unhappy?"

>Smedley: "I'm not unhappy"

>Ted: "You looked unhappy when you were talking to Sophie"

>Smedley: "I looked unhappy when I saw you"

Then later:

>Ted: blahblahblah "Jenson Button was poorly after the session"

>Smedley: "Oh was he? Hahahahahahaha"

>Ted: "Don't laugh"

>During P1 many drivers appeared to make little or no effort to stay on the track on the exit of turn 1, in fact, one driver left the track 14 times.

>Therefore, for P2 and P3 any driver who is judged to have left the track three times at turn 1 will be reported to the stewards for not having made every reasonable effort to use the track.

>However, if we are satisfied that a driver left the track at this point for reasons beyond his control such a crossing will not be counted towards his total in the session.

>Jenson taken to a proper hospital for an "eye irritation"

Shouldn't have gone down on Brittny

>>56780

>not having made every reasonable effort to use the track

all my wat

>On my way back to Hockenheim from the Mannheim hospital for an eye examination, foreign body found & removed

>"Jenson how the fuck did you get a rhinestone in here?"

>>56784

Brittny is totally the sort of person to bleach and vajazzle their own anus.

>teams are protesting against whiting enforcing track limits

Man this years merry go round has no brakes

>50% chance of rain during the GP

so half a chance the race will be intredsting

>>56787

inb4 it's a silverstone like SC start and the race is a total borefest

F1 Show

https://vimeo.com/176762738

>>56789

>Hamilton show

ftfy

>>56790

dat delivery

>>56789

didn't watch the drivers' press conference but read Vettel's remarks, finally seeing the video I'm sorta surprised he wasn't joking about this would be first time in human history we have learned a lesson and not changed something

>>56788

pls no

>>56788

>>56793

But it would now be standing start on a mostly dry track on full wets so that is something

>>56795

i thought that was for next year

>>56796

The rule changes happen so fast I get them mixed into one.

>thinking about /snacks/

>realized it's friday night

>summer weekend

guess i'll get creative

>>56799

>state-of-the-art detection technology to pop out of the car

>creating even more debris

genius!

>>56799

I like it. Would look rad as fuck to see a bit of wing flying towards an F1 car, only to be blown to dust.

>>56800

Would work if you can split the debris into small enough bits.

>>56802

>if you can split the debris into small enough bits

>implying those bits couldn't be sucked into the intake of the following cars

>implying all of those bits wouldn't cause a yellow flag

>implying this "thing that 'pops out'" could actually spit anything

I don't even know what they are talking about here but it sounds like a joke. I honestly think they are trolling.

>>56803

This system is supposed to be protecting drivers from bits of front end thrown at their faces. If it can split the wing but will fuck the engine of the cars behind, it's a win.

And tbh, if a bit big enough to kill someone has been lost there's a chance the yellow flag will come out anyway, because sometimes just tried to make love to the barriers.

But yeah, the whole system trophy bit is a stretch. But I can see the cockpit being surrounded by bulletproof windows, retracted inside the bodywork and raised when a foreign object is detected to stop it.

>>56804

>If it can split the wing but will fuck the engine of the cars behind

What are you even suggesting here? Some sort of explosive device that can somehow dissolve carbon fiber in seconds? Sounds like a grenade.

The entire concept is fucking ridiculous.

>>56805

A system trophy is basically a shotgun that aims at whatever comes to it, and I suppose it would be enough to shatter a wing. I don't really know, I don't have a wing nor a shotgun handy. But they sure as fuck are not putting a system trophy inside the cars, accidentally shooting at the crowd would be bad publicity.

Hence the window thingy I mentioned, which seems like a viable option and would not even change the shape of the cars.

>>56806

I don't know man, the entire thing sounds ridiculous to me, I'm just saying…

If this ever did happen, it would be a decade down the road, at least.

>>56807

Yeah, but here's to hoping someone makes it work before the halo is officially chosen as 2018 cockpit safety measure.

>>56808

here's to hoping the halo never becomes a thing

*cheers*

accidentally left a few frames from the next scene in the first upload. looked horrible when it looped

>>56810

>>56811

>>56810

>>56811

>>56812

You realize that I mentioned moto3 just to summon you?

>>56813

Well derr…

>>56814

anyways, I summoned you to ask you what you think about Verstappen currently.

>>56815

Same as I always have; an over-hyped arrogant little cunt.

>>56816

so do you just hate underage b& fags or do you hate him because he is overtaking your heroes?

>>56817

I hate people who think they're better than what they've achieved.

He's not a "future world champion", he's a race winner.

>Webber is another example. Upon retirement, he literally declared himself to be the equal of one time world champions.

>>56818

>He's not a "future world champion"

He has some pretty decent overtakes in '15. The guy is still a rookie (and a teen), yet he is still defending against sharks (vid related)

That must be saying something…

>>56819

>That must be saying something…

They said the same thing about his Daddy.

>and a fuck load of others

>>56820

we'll see in the years to come..

>>56821

Exactly. But let's not declare him world champion yet.

>that's the whole point

>>56822

>But let's not declare him world champion yet.

I'm not, I'm a Vettel fan, I'm just saying the kid has got talent.

Well, I have to go to bed. Just look at this video if you need inspiration to kill yourself.

I want to die

2 hours to go m8s

>>56825

they could have just made it one thing and not made it a solid…

>>56825

There's a risk it might actually look good, like some sort of futuristic racer

Also something something car is on fire and on the roof.

>>56828

I was thinking explosive bolts for the canopy, and a bunch of fire extinguishers around the car, 1 for the cockpit, 1 for the fuel/engine/gearbox.

Maybe drivers can wear pressurized suits with oxygen helmets like in fighter planes if they are stuck in it? Maybe we can have a race on mars haha.

Also the shifted forward cockpit is another idea that will improve visibility, and make the drivers "sit" upright in the cars again, like the 80s.

Couple that with 1000hp turbos and f1 is great again.

>>56830

The irritating part about the current ruleset with engines is they are not exciting enough, sure the tech behind them is if you are a anorak.

We need them spitting flames, special quali engines with 1500+ bhp, less restrictions on the amount of engines used per season, so the manufacturers don"t have to spend a shitton of money on R&D to make bulletproof engines that have to last 2000+kms and have exorbitant costs, cheap engines that can last for 1 race but are much cheaper to make are much more economically viable.

Higher kg allowance on fuel so not as much fuel saving, I want the cars to be so powerful that the drivers are really struggling putting the power down, oversteer on throttle application.

Currently the cars just look too easy, stable and boring to drive with all the conservation, Alonso agrees with me on this.

jeepeethree starting

sharl le claire back with the pleebs

>>56831

what we need is some NHRA-tier engines to just blow fire in their face and eat fuel like it was air.

We need to go back to the golden days and just embrace internal combustion engines, but that will never happen. The green party and the liberals will always say we are shit, yet they promote the very things they use (cellphones, iphones, the internet, technology etc..)

>>56832

>rookies write off 10+ cars over the weekend/race

>Dallara must be making so much money selling cars

The racing is pretty fun though, stuff like 3 wide into maggots/becketts. Or was that the GP2 race?

do you think ferucci brought those fancypants jeans

>reminder that the Spa 24hr starts in 6 and a half bongs

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=3255&iso=20160730T1630&msg=Spa%2024hr%20Start&sort=1

>it's the series with a girl in

>>56834

>The green party and the liberals will always say we are shit, yet they promote the very things they use (cellphones, iphones, the internet, technology etc..)

Pretty much, they think 20 cars that drive 500km~ a weekend will have an effect on co2 emissions ect.

I understand the advertising PR stuff that the manufacturers want, (influencing road cars, promoting their brand image ect) but what happened to just making an engine to go racing for fun? Not just "muh eco hybrid" advertising babble.

>We need to go back to the golden days and just embrace internal combustion engines, but that will never happen.

Exactly, they should set a 1.5L, turbo or 3.5NA and just let the manufactures experiment and make the best engine they possibly can.

>Alesi Jr

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Where are the streams and stuff?

>>56806

Sounds like they want to use some kind of high powered laser to shoot debris, stuff like that has been tested by military ect.

Imagine the laser draws power from the battery pack, if the drivers don't harvest enough they have no laser protection haha

>>56841

Get ace stream and input this into the ID.

50fps 720p, and is always streaming. Better than hennos autism.

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>>56843

but what about VLC and open source free like beer not speech

>>56844

Isn't acestream player based of VLC?

>>56841

hey could you translate this for us? :^)

>>56840

was about to say how the good drivers make their family get real jobs then I remembered Senna and Prost. Rosberg sort of gets a pass since he has eclipsed this dad's career (besides the meme WDC)

alesi using the full power of kfc

>>56846

Something in particular? I'm not going to do the whole 13 minutes.

50mins hour till FP3, the teams might be doing so qualifying simulations.

Look out for McLarens pace, the Williams seems surprisingly poor at this circuit, their new floor doesn't seem to make much difference, they might be able to outpace McLaren on engine power though, as they don't turn the Honda up as much.

>>56849

ok thx mark hughes

>tfw messed up and thought FP3 was at 4AM and it is in fact 5

sigh

>>56848

was going to request a spot check that it's not all about underage drinking and lezzing out, then I realized only the US has cucked itself in that respect

>>56841

just as predicted

i just remembered i have tim tams

>>56853

>tfw no chocolate for /snacks/ because getting too fat

>>56854

>he said teams looking for a better race-ability on their car would run LESS downforce

Maybe he means less wing so they can get more speed and divebomb pass at the hairpin, but he's too retarded to make his point clear

>>56853

>>56854

>>56855

>tfw no /snacks/ since the only place open nearby at this hour is a 24/7 supermarket with nothing worthwhile

actually come to think of it I have some microwave popcorn

>>56854

until a week or so ago i would have needed to order them from amazon but pepperidge farm is importing them now

just the original and one other kind i don't remember

>>56856

>Maybe he means less wing so they can get more speed and divebomb pass at the hairpin, but he's too retarded to make his point clear

Isn't that what DRS is for? haha

If I was a driver though, I would want a smooth, stable car in the race.

>>56858

How much do they cost over there? If Americans want a aussie ute they are like 60-80K USD there.

>>56843

Sorry but that quality looks really low in my opinion.

>>56860

i think they were $3.99, fairly expensive

would probably not have grabbed them if i didn't already know what they were

i'd imagine if they are a hit they'll just produce them under license domestically and then they will be cheaper but also shit

>>56861

just as predicted

>>56863

Are you suggesting this poster is bernie under a dutch VPN? haha

>>56863

But it does, don't you have anything better?

>>56865

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>>56862

>but also shit

inb4

>contains high fructose corn syrup

actually a quick web search it seems pep farm has tim tams for a short while every few years

never seen that before in my life but then i don't live in a big market

>Sky going back to NICO'S HIT ME

>>56865

That one is only on when the sessions are on, not all the time like the other one.

>potato downer piece

>>56869

I still think that was a racing incident.

>>56866

Oh thanks, much better. 3.5k/s.

>>56864

Nope.

>>56876

when it started i saw that irish midget and assumed it was going to be schumi

>tfw centipede cunt is crawling on my walls again

one of the few downsides to textured wallpaper

15 mins lads

Sky is GO

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>>56884

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>hamiltion going for pole

>rosberg spins on purpose to get out the double yellows

>rosberg on pole

JUST FUCK MY QUALI UP

>>56886

Scumi would do it

>remember why they brought that in, because there were lots of complaints

yes from crofty and ant and ted…

ted with the autism sunblock

using a qtip to get shit out of your eye is actually how they do it tho

>jenson eye problem

Maybe he will use a few tokens on a eye replacement and have to start at the back of the grid.

he seemed really chipper for someone who is mentally destroyed

Lewis snitch confirmed.

SURE

IT WON'T LET YOU DOWN

FAIRFX SKY SPORTS FAIRFX SKY SPORTS CARD

time to play my drinking game, 'drink every time you want to kill ant'

>>56895

>ANT

"MUH SAFETY BRO"

Where is Bruno Senna when you need him?

ricky bringing the /snacks/

Red bull have a sweet jar on the top of the car, that won't be good for aero, driver energy will be improved though.

>>56897

ch5

>GUT still hasn't scored points yet

Why was he hired?

oh look it's sluts taking pictures of themselves with their phones

and ferrari hats

what a unique occurrence

>dat seb cosplayer with the same oakleys

not bad

>toro rosso make a knee-jerk reaction and now have a shit, under powered engine

Red bull main team must be pretty smug, and McLaren will know that feel from last year. But the Honda has much more HP this year after Honda management sacked Arai.

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/fia-agrees-to-hockenheim-track-limits-change-at-turn-1-803718/

> the FIA has elected to move the control area further out at Turn 1 – with the electronic sensor being positioned further away from the track.

>This means drivers will be able to use the full width of the kerb – which is what the Strategy Group wanted – rather than being forced to keep part of their car on the track

the fuck is this drunk talking about

DHL

SKY SPORTS

>is that an unsafe release?

>cue mental gymnastics defending Lewisha

That toro rosso is running very little wing.

>implying Bottas will be in F1 next year after he catches Zika from Emilia

>torro orange-o sidepod

>Acronis

the garbage for cloning your hard drive?

>tfw slightly burnt the microwave popcorn

out of practice with the kettlecorn but sugar+burn is actually sort of good

>Ted claiming Honda won't buy Stoff a Manor seat because it's a waste of money.

Is Ted even aware of Honda's F1 program?

>Ted: " "where's the money, honey" one of Arrivabene's favorite sayings"

It's was "no money, no honey" you fucking retard

yeah give the kid an air horn

that is a good idea in a crowd

>>56916

I think it is more likely sauber becomes the honda b team and vandoorne gets a drive there.

>I'm not biased in any way

>it annoys me when people say I'm biased

top kek

>>56917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XKxDI5frqo

>ant claiming hes not biased

>>56919

>sauber

>b team

Going to have to go further down the alphabet, m80

>Sky Shocked that #TeamLH44 puts his own interests before the Mercedes team

>>56923

Sauber were pretty good when they had the BMWbux, don't you remember? A little cash and talent can go a long way.

Grosjean: ==ARE YOU SURE THE AERO IS CORRECT?==

Who has the psychological advantage at haas?

>Sky casually talking about Romain being told to not change gear

What happened to:

>"hurr hurr stop telling them how to drive the cars"

>meerkats with macaulay caulkin

is he becoming a meme actor like NPH?

>>56929

More like this is a better pay cheque than sucking rich old man dick.

HAR 334.4

IT'S LIKE A ROCKET ON THE STRAIGHTS

>>56928

Crofty is just following what his trusty rulebook tells him

>>56931

>miracle

>ted shilling sausages

VES is pretty close to the mercs

>Mexican mowing the grass

>Renault are 8th and 9th

What the fuck?

ANT YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT DOESN'T HARVEST THE HEAT, IT HARVESTS MECHANICAL ENERGY

When will the MGU- ==H== meme end?

>>56938

Practice session m8

talking about his gf again

>>56941

I think we all thought that :^)

>Romain gearbox penalty

just think of the badger points

Vettel is driving the fucking wheels off that thing.

>>56944

What a waste of time

it's a Ferrari, they'll fall off by themselves

>>56945

>based Gutjahr

>sauber not handling brilliantly

>when they had no money to develop the chassis

Thanks for the insight Ted.

>>56945

BASED

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RAI is very close to the mercs, get hyped.

>>56622

>>56841

>>56861

Then gone…

>>56951

Why is that?

>>56951

I'm here. I'm just a quiet person.

sessions over m8s.

Wonder why BUT had such poor pace?

>>56954

He is driving a McLaren.

Something with his eye.

>>56955

Might have floor damage too.

>>56956

I thought he got that fixed?

Quali in 2 hours.

Here is a fun fact, Paddy Lowe was born in Africa.

>>56959

wtf is wrong with her skin?

>>56960

sunset light coming through the window?

its clearly sundown so that gives it that orange hue

>>56957

>I thought he got that fixed?

No, he's still driving a McLaren

>>56962

To be fair it is decent this year, just needs more HP.

>>56964

Good job m8.

>>56964

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