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285e93 No.57870

File: 1470825184507-0.jpg (70.23 KB,1080x906,180:151,Emilia_valtteri_qt_2.jpg)

File: 1470825184508-1.jpg (148.42 KB,1080x1349,1080:1349,Emilia_valtteri_rio.jpg)

File: 1470825184508-2.jpg (692.63 KB,2048x1534,1024:767,Emilia_valtteri_rio_1.jpg)

File: 1470825184508-3.jpg (1.06 MB,4096x2730,2048:1365,Emilia_valtteri_rio_2.jpg)

File: 1470825184508-4.jpg (87.97 KB,750x750,1:1,Emilia_valtteri_rio_3.jpg)

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285e93 No.57872

>>57869

>olympian women get zika

>get fucked by olympian men

>olympian women get preggo

>olympian women have retarded babies with amazing sports genetics

2036 Special Olympics are going to be amazing

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285e93 No.57873

>>57870

I wonder if he's there to support her, or if he's there because he's worried about all the wild sex stories.

>probably both

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285e93 No.57875

>>57872

They do have millions of condoms.

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285e93 No.57876

>>57875

>implying the condoms are high quality

>implying the condoms won't break

>implying the Brazilian's can do anything right

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285e93 No.57877

>>57876

I don't think they would break

I think she just wouldn't use any or put holes in them.

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285e93 No.57896

File: 1470879435526-0.jpg (108.42 KB,1920x1080,16:9,US _Basketball_team.jpg)

File: 1470879435526-1.jpg (29.8 KB,700x426,350:213,Emilia_rio_3.jpg)

>>57873

>Valtteri has already had to leave the village

Looks like Finn is back on the menu

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285e93 No.57910

File: 1470948400869-0.jpg (246.81 KB,1084x916,271:229,Emilia_rio_4.jpg)

File: 1470948400869-1.jpg (80.84 KB,1080x810,4:3,Emilia_team_finland_rio_5.jpg)

One of these is not like the other

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285e93 No.57915

File: 1470961432581-0.mp4 (1.35 MB,320x180,16:9,Nico_mana_dive.mp4)

File: 1470961432581-1.jpg (913.23 KB,2048x1536,4:3,Nico_mana_holiday.jpg)

File: 1470961432581-2.jpg (138 KB,796x634,398:317,Nico_mana_holiday_1.jpg)

File: 1470961432582-3.jpg (455.48 KB,2048x1536,4:3,Nico_mana_holiday_2.jpg)

File: 1470961432582-4.jpg (214.82 KB,1136x640,71:40,Nico_mana_holiday_3.jpg)

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285e93 No.57917

File: 1470964758082-0.jpg (118.21 KB,1080x810,4:3,Emilia_team_finland_rio_6.jpg)

File: 1470964758082-1.jpg (54.22 KB,800x533,800:533,emilia_thirdberg_2.jpg)

>>57910

Okay this is now confusing me.

Why is Emilia always wearing a different colour?

She doesn't go first or last.

She has the same sponsorship deals.

It makes no sense.

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285e93 No.57924

>>57917

>She has the same sponsorship deals.

Maybe it's a personal sponsorship vs a team sponsorship.

Team ones are probably plain because that's what Finland Swimming demanded, while Emilia's is "full look at me" for marketing.

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285e93 No.57931

File: 1470993566287-0.jpg (113.92 KB,1080x1080,1:1,Jennifer_jetski.jpg)

File: 1470993566287-1.jpg (65.1 KB,1080x1080,1:1,Jennifer_smug.jpg)

File: 1470993566287-2.jpg (104.91 KB,1080x1080,1:1,Jennifer_holiday.jpg)

File: 1470993566288-3.jpg (61.58 KB,1080x1080,1:1,Jennifer_holiday_1.jpg)

>tfw no luxury holiday with Jennifer using the money from Sauber

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285e93 No.57938

>>57931

>tfw you will never eat that ass

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285e93 No.57940

>>57938

I don't think you have to spoiler it anymore to be honest.

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285e93 No.57941

File: 1471011205607.jpg (Spoiler Image,239.66 KB,1008x759,336:253,sdfdsfdsfs.jpg)

>>57940

Pretty sure I do, m8.

>don't want Sutil to glass me

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285e93 No.57943

>>57941

I'm not saying they've split but he hasn't turned up in the photos.

And this holiday seems to be just her and her sister.

If he has split then Sutil deserves never to drive anything again

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285e93 No.57946

File: 1471020686257.jpg (Spoiler Image,145.53 KB,1176x759,392:253,sdsds.jpg)

>>57943

I fail to see the problem :^)

(read the story first)

>Jennifer catches Adrian cheating

>she gets the locks changed on their apartment and leaves his belongs outside

>Adrian gets home

>he flips out, breaks a window to get in, and threatens to glass her

>Jennifer calls the police

>the police arrive, calm him down, and tell him to gather his possessions and leave

>Adrian, without much choice, does as he is told

>as he's leaving, he spitefully says to Jennifer: "good luck surviving on your own, bitch"

>she has never had a job and has always relied on Adrian

>luckily the apartment was paid until the end of the year by Adrian

>she resign herself to relying on her savings for now

>a few months pass

>she decides the best solution is to find a new F1 driver to be her boyfriend and provider

>she packs her sluttiest outfit and attends the next F1 race to try and catch a drivers eye

>she gets to the race, catches up with old friends, and flirts outrageously with the drivers

>unfortunately her plan fails when all the current single drivers are losers who are too scared to talk to a girl

>depressed by her plan not only failing, but it also wasting the majority of her savings, she decides to have lunch at McLaren hospitality for the delicious Japanese food in an attempt to cheer herself up

>she notices a women sitting alone and asks if she can sit at her table

>the women enthusiastically agrees to Jennifer's proposal, it's been months since anyone has wanted to sit with her

>the women introduces herself as Brittny, and compliments Jennifer on how classy and sophisticated her outfit is

>they talk as they eat lunch, but Jennifer doesn't really warm to Brittny because she doesn't seem to be the brightest girl

>after she finishes eating Jennifer quickly tells Brittny she has to be somewhere, and excuses herself

>Brittny with a desperate tone in her voice asks Jennifer of they can "do lunch" again next race

>Jennifer tells her she won't be attending any more races in the foreseeable future due to her money problems

>Brittny tries to help by telling Jennifer how she sells her used bikinis on Instagram to make a little bit of money

>Jennifer tries to not laugh at Brittny's demeaning business venture, and politely thanks Brittny for the advice

>a more few months pass

>Jennifer begins looking for a job

>she doesn't want to have to work like, but it's that or starve

>unfortunately being unqualified to do anything but be adorable, she doesn't even get a single interview

>more time passes, and finally Jennifer runs out of savings

>desperate and hungry, she decides to take Brittny's advice

>however, since she is not a bikini model she doesn't have many bikinis to sell

>but she does have an abundance of sexy panties

>reluctantly, she puts up an ad on Instagram for her panties with an email for contact

>as if it wasn't already humiliating enough to be selling her panties, people reply to her post by laughing at her and call her a slut

>she takes down the post, and makes another saying she was "hacked", and that she would never do something that demeaning

>Brittny leaves a rude comment

>depressed and out of ideas, she goes to bed early

>she wakes up the next morning

>there is a new email in her inbox with "Instagram panty ad" in the subject line

>an Australian pervert is offering to buy her panties, as long as they're worn an unwashed

>they haggle for a while, and agree that she will send one pair of dirty panties very week, for $50 a week

>it's not a lot of money, but it's sufficient to buy enough food for tiny girl like Jennifer, who doesn't eat much to keep her figure anyway

>eager to get things underway, Jennifer goes to her panty drawer, selects a sexy thong as requested by the Australian pervert, puts it on and heads off to the gym

>after a tiring gym session of squats, she gets home, takes off her soaking thong, puts it in a sealed ziplok bag and posts it to Australia

>several days later she receives an email from the Australian pervert telling her the panties arrived, and that they smell and taste fantastic

>she's a bit put off by the comment, by reminds herself that she needs the money

>Jennifer continues to dutifully sends her soiled panties to Australia every week, receiving her small fee in return

>she becomes quite adept in stretching her meagre food budget, and can even afford to eat out once every few weeks

>the arrangement continues for a few months, until one day she receives an email from the Australian pervert

>he says he loves her panties, but he already has so many pairs, and can't afford to justify buying even more

>desperate to continue to have money to eat, Jennifer proposes she include some pics of her modelling the panties from now on to sweeten the deal

>the Australian pervert replies that he has already seen pictures of her in her panties on Instagram, and she'll have to offer more than that

>reluctantly, Jennifer agrees

>pic related

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285e93 No.57947

That ended up being a lot longer than I thought.

>deleted post and reposted to add: (read the story before you look at the pic)

>"error" message body too long"

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285e93 No.57948

>>57946

Oh man Australia you know how much I love long rambling sex stories

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285e93 No.57949

File: 1471025391244.png (11.43 KB,284x284,1:1,happy.png)

>>57948

Did you like the Brittny jokes?

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285e93 No.57950

File: 1471026061214.jpg (1.7 MB,1280x1920,2:3,Brittny_playmate.jpg)

>>57949

Obviously

Although in reality Brittny would probably have suggested selling her body first.

Or just been a snarky bitch.

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285e93 No.57951

Emilia will be competing soon

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285e93 No.57952

>>57951

>inb4 BBC don't show it because a Brit has a chance at a medal in some random "how that fuck is this even a sport" sport

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285e93 No.57953

>>57952

Nope

Exclusive swim channel showing it

Lane 7

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285e93 No.57954

Finland 6th

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285e93 No.57955

>>57953

Just checked local TV (first time I've turned it on in over a month), unsurprisingly they have the swimming on.

>swimming is the only sport Australia is good at, so they cover it endlessly

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285e93 No.57956

Yeah so pretty much not qualifying for the finals

oh well that was expected.

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285e93 No.57957

Was she wearing the black outfit?

>think she walked behind the poolside Aus TV reporter

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285e93 No.57958

>>57957

Yes.

I asked her on twitter if she always wore a different swimsuit earlier. Never got a response…..

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285e93 No.57959

>>57958

Well at least I can go back to fawning over the dweeb, goofball yet kinda qt Chinese swimmer and the qt North Korean table tennis player

Oh yeah time for track cycling

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285e93 No.57960

>>57959

Surprised your not into track cycling Australia as all the riders have extra big thighs and bums

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285e93 No.57961

File: 1471028583045.jpg (104.06 KB,1920x1080,16:9,vlcsnap-2016-08-13-05h01m5….jpg)

>turn off living room TV

>go back to bedroom

>load up BBC olympic coverage on ace

>this is on

>turn it off

DOING HORSE TRICKS ISN'T "SPORT"

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285e93 No.57962

>>57960

I like tiny petite girls more than thick PAWGs

>that's not to say I won't like thick PAWGs

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285e93 No.57963

File: 1471028843146.jpg (156.75 KB,727x1023,727:1023,Mears.jpg)

>>57962

Well your also successful in this with Meares and the power arse

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285e93 No.57964

File: 1471029129140-0.jpg (107.28 KB,1920x1080,16:9,vlcsnap-2016-08-13-05h11m4….jpg)

File: 1471029129141-1.jpg (126.41 KB,1920x1080,16:9,vlcsnap-2016-08-13-05h11m5….jpg)

>>57961

>go back to see if it's over

>it's not

>but it's not all bad

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285e93 No.57965

File: 1471031358800.jpg (163.89 KB,1024x576,16:9,Emilia_team_finland_rio_7.jpg)

In case you missed her because she didn't turn up on any of the coverage

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285e93 No.57966

File: 1471031579922.jpg (324.17 KB,1600x900,16:9,Emilia_team_finland_rio_7.jpg)

>>57965

Better quality

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285e93 No.57967

>>57966

>tfw you know you're about to get badly beaten

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285e93 No.57969

File: 1471035168506.png (176.75 KB,1428x1426,714:713,best.png)

Eleventh, but still the prettiest in the pool (pending what the Danes look like)

Incidentally, the top 12 teams are the only nations in the world worthy of existence.

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285e93 No.57970

File: 1471035273547.jpg (114.09 KB,1024x768,4:3,Emilia_team_finland_rio_8.jpg)

>>57969

Yeah I think they matched their bronze European time

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285e93 No.57972

File: 1471036894132.jpg (84.33 KB,1080x1080,1:1,Emilia_team_finland_rio_bl….jpg)

>girls you are sucking off Usain Bolt and he says about to cum, make your game face

Emilia obviously winning that one

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285e93 No.57973

>>57972

>"poke your tongues out girls"

>other girls playfully poke their tongues out

>Emilia pokes tongue out like she's about to receive a mouthful of cum

Force of habit, I guess.

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285e93 No.57974

>>57973

Crop it, send it to cum tribute guy

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285e93 No.57975

>>57974

He's mostly in to asses though.

But it might work.

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285e93 No.57976

oh shit

>743 replies

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285e93 No.57977

>>57976

OH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA TAKE LONGER

NO MORE POSTING GIVE ME A MOMENT

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285e93 No.57978

File: 1471037955030.gif (24.65 KB,511x510,511:510,spin.gif)

>>57977

>NO MORE POSTING

Okay.

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285e93 No.57980

You have been called to the Olympic village for the /WAG/ Olympics:

>>57979

>>57979

>>57979

Free condoms are on the table by the door

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285e93 No.59137

>>45220

>>45220

>Miya: "Nico's really flying this year isn't he?"

>Mana: *Very emphatic/over the top expression of love.*

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285e93 No.59138

>>59137

>responding in an old thread

I mean it's great to translate it but come on man.

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