/f1/ - Formula One

China vids from the last thread

Thursday drivers press conference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEtvdrBd_ag

SkyF1 - The F1 Report (China preview)

https://vimeo.com/162739134

Really enjoying the inconsolate rage from newfriends on reddit over Herbert and Watson's comments on Alonso and the GPDA. Just shows they don't rate any drivers who weren't champions.

>or know who they are, for that matter

>>42189

That wheel is taco'd, the angle is what makes it look fine.

>Williams still hasn't made a second new-spec front wing

behind-the-scenes video of the Williams factory

actually fits pretty well if Elrond=Frank and Arwen=Claire

>>42192

>That wheel is taco'd, the angle is what makes it look fine.

It's actually apparently a Chinese bike and a Korean car or some shit, but it's about the funny not the facts

>>42192

>inconsolate rage from newfriends on reddit over Herbert

Especially over Herbert.

They've reached pathological rages levels I've never seen from there before, and it's fucking hilarious. It reminds me of when children (and low tier adults) rage so hard that they lose the ability to express words and just start making angry screams, grunts, and squeals to express their emotion.

>>42192

>Watson's

did he give another interview or his appearance on Sky? because all i remember was he was salty about thin models and some communist idea that f1 teams exist to serve the public and free practices should be entertainment and then i glazed over… something about an onion on a belt

>tfw out of it because just got out of bed

>maybe 2h sleep over 13h trying

also wtf is up with the captshit again

>>42196

He said the GPDA letter was a joke on Sky, haven't watched the video yet to evaluate the bantz content.

>>42197

oh. yeah he did say that but i don't see how anybody could rage over it, if you watch the thing he was obviously on a tirade. it was a bit sad if anything

>this press conf

>drivers trying to pretend they give any portions of shits about the china track or coming to china or china staying on the calendar

how long until V8s? since it is now next wednesday in aus

>>42199

http://www.v8supercars.com.au/phillip-island/whats-on/track-schedule

TV starts in 4 hours:

>channel 506

>https://www.foxtel.com.au/got/whats-on/tv-guide/grid/2016/04/15/1100

>"For me a challenge is an opportunity to rise, so I'm really excited about the opportunity, from where I'm going to start hopefully in the best possible position with the penalty.

>opportunity to rise

How long will Louis keep #rising?

>>42200

>no haytch queues

why even have an event

>>42204

They're actually a pretty good series, that produces some exciting racing.

It's just a shame they have to pretend to be "little V8 supercars" or else bogans wouldn't ignore them completely.

Also, it's pretty funny when you realize that they have just as much in common as the production cars they're meant to be as a V8 supercar does

>full space frame

>scaled body panels to meet spec regulations

>fully fabricated suspension

>bespoke driveline

V8 supercars aren't even touring cars anymore, but don't tel them that.

>>42206

>Although they are small in size they are big on performance with a top speed that has been clocked at over 230kph down Mount Panorama’s Conrod Straight at Bathurst, and lap times at Wakefield Park: 1.min.05 sec and Eastern Creek: 1 min 41.

they look fun

>When driving gear changes are made simply by lifting off the throttle and clicking to the next gear. Gears are selected in milliseconds (like Indy Cars and F1).

or… like a yamaha FJ with a power shift kit

srsly tho that is a great choice of engine always liked the FJ

>tfw i've been having a great day and F1 FP1 is in a few hours

also for good measure reminder that this exists and its not really all that bad.

>>42210

>F1 FP1 is in a few hours

doublecheck the times I'm showing less than a bong now

>>42212

ayyyy even better!~

Rolled 71 (1d100)

dubs and harry anto doesn't cause a red flag in FP1

Fucking Henno

>Notice: FP1 and FP2 will NOT be streamed

>Because enabling SSL I forgot that all content including the streams must use HTTPS and that architecture hasn't been created.

>I apologise, if it can't be fixed for qualifying I will revert my changes until it can be deployed properly :P

>>42215

russian ace reasonable, russian ace HD not currently streaming

NICO HIT ME

Satellite breakup ace:

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Russian HD ace that will hopefully be up for the session:

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

i take it back >>42216

2288 went to shit right as the clock turned :45

732fd82e57eb63f2d5d8698571f5bf87091603f8 is movistar spanlish backup

>even Brundle isn't buying the Alonso ribs story

Okayish flash stream:

http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-formula-1-shanghai-china-practice-1-motor-sports-298241.html

>the russians haven't managed to fix this shit in over a month

wtf boris

damn almost forgot session was starting.

>no HD streams

what a truly awful time to be alive.

Potato stream still works

http://cricfree.sx/update/skysf1.php

What I've done:

>load breaking up ace stream

>pause

>load potato stream

>unpause ace when potato stream catches us (use session timer)

>mute ace, use potato audio

At least that way the sound continues when it breaks up

watching F1 is becoming increasingly difficult nowadays.

THANKS FOM! keep making it fucking impossible so everyone can stop watching this fucking joke.

>tfw i expect the movistar commentary at any moment to scream GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL GOGOGOGOGOGOGOAAAAAAALLLLllllll

>movistar has two audio tracks

right click audio audio track

>but they are both spanish

the point of that

>>42229

spanish from spain that is fucking shit and spanish from latam that is actually not that bad?

>>42229

Maybe one sucks Alonso's dick constantly, and the other doesn't.

>if only Sky offered the same

Another flash stream:

http://wizhdsports.com/live/stream25.php

>>42230

as if i can tell the difference

they don't sound like they are lisping all over each others dicks so i'm guessing it's not spain spanish

>>42233

its the goddamn same lol.

the same 2 guys lol.

>massa

>felipe baby, stay inflated

>mas mejor

i can't watch the fucking spanish commentary goddamn they are retards.

is radio 5 live doing this? what are the chances of audio stream of that

>>42238

Just use potato stream for audio

>>42239

>flash

i'm not going to spend my valuable brain cells figuring out the rtmpdump

>>42240

Meh, suit yourself.

Movistar + Sky audio from potato stream is /comfy/ here

>red flag

what happened i wasn't paying attention.

>>42242

Debris caution caused by Massa

>I think

Movistar ad breaks are considerably shorter than Sky's

>session timer still going despite red flag

Ripped the fuck off

>>42243

that explains it.

>>42244

yeah it throws me off because i'm doing what you suggested, potato audio and movistar ace.

>Hamilton spins

>blames the car

topkek

>Annabelle likes things that begin with P

so does anyone know how to make espresso coffee without an espresso coffee maker or a stove espresso coffee maker?

goddammit

>suddenly boolee-A interview in english

>>42249

Add hot water to it

>>42253

>>42252

dammit

>>42254

although that stuff is horrible to drink it is good for making tiramisu

>HAM

>ROS

>VET

i want to get off this ride

>>42255

fuck it, i'm getting a cheap espresso stove coffee thing.

>>42256

>Kimi still being meme

massa racking up the pirelli bills

did massa pop a tire again?

maybe they are running the squirt slot floor area too tight

>just like ur mom

>floor cuts hole in tyre

>send out with new tyre

>happens again

Ahhahahaha Williams

BANDERA ROJA

>>42263

that means red flag

Waiting for this Kmag replay

>Suspension failure, or tyre failure taking out the suspension

way to catch the action camera dudes

>>42266

sure, my friends already use me as google translate english to spanish.

>>42269

that is pretty fucken hitech

>>42270

One of them says

>Forza Seb!

>>42270

still better that being the weatherman at red bull.

remember that guy at spa a couple of years ago in the middle of the field with a meager shitty umbrella? lol

>>42273

that's only what bald people deserve

>>42275

it's a real Nessin

>>42275

good shit good shit.

>>42279

I'm too old to watch children's shows :^)

SLOW DOWN BROOM TRUCK

way to ruin everything for everyone williams

BANDERA VERDE

>>42286

that means Green Flag.

oh hey we are back!

i already lost all interest, fucking pirelli and red flags

>>42287

How do you say blue flag?

>>42290

>roja

>azul

>verde

>>42290

Bandera Azul.

>>42289

lel

>tfw my mous a lump in my bed at the wrong time, and I bounced up and hit reply

>>42295

>>42294

>>42295

I had a Dell that smoked to death one.

Fucking northbridge chip burnt a hole in itself

did the gringo commentary say what happened to steve gut?

>>42299

Wasn't paying that much attention tbh

>the red flags kinda killed the hype

http://f1.channel4.com/news/the-jolyon-palmer-column-1241679/

Jolyon Palmer wins the 8chan/f1/ redpill driver award

>A: I would rather not race with it. I’ve taken the risk for all these years because I realise that safety is important and the driver’s head being exposed is the biggest risk but it’s a risk I’m happy to run with because the nature of F1 should be open cockpit. The driver’s helmet is an important part of who they are, the crowd can see you working at the wheel and if you covered the cockpit you would lose a human part of the sport as well as its history.

>>42301

he's the hero we deserve

>>42304

>tfw bought a really nice high powered Corsair PSU with a 7 year warrenty, but sold the PC after 2 years

oh hey session ended, didn't even notice.

fucking red flag.

Two years for Gary Brabham for loving lolis

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-15/gary-brabham-jailed-for-rape-of-young-girl/7329576

>>42307

>inappropriately touched the girl who was sitting on his lap in a car while they towed rubbish down a long driveway.

this is "rape" now

>>42308

The sad part is, that people will convince her that what happened to her was the worst thing imaginable, and that her life is ruined forever now.

>FP2 not for 2 bongs 2 bings

Fuck

>>42309

well yeah psychiatrists need something venomous to do

>AUS F4 qualifying bandera roja

>>42307

>>42308

Am I the only one who thinks this is /susp/?

like if I'm a semi famous racer and I let my friend's daughter ride on my lap and put her feet on the pedals when i drive am I some how an abuser?

rosberg got fucked again?

>>42313

I've got to go buy some metal epoxy and repair my glovebox lock

>fun

>>42314

Was fastest, but engine went to limp mode at the very end of the session.

>>42317

honestly the fact that it's such a short sentence makes me think more so that it's weird. Like they couldnt prove enough to get a stronger conviction.

>>42316

so was hamilton sandbagging?

>>42318

and two serious sounding charges for one bad touch offense. it's all sketchy

more broadly what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays i mean we all had to suck plenty of old man dicks back in the day and you don't hear us complaining about it still and we turned out fine amirite

>>42319

He spun twice and blamed the car

coffee update

i made coffee but i shouldn't follow the instructions.

coffee made with water sucks, i should've use milk.

but its good still.

>>42322

>not just making an ice coffee

>>42322

>i should've use milk.

That's disgusting. Do they have Starbucks in Mexico?

>>42324

Milk and coffee is one of the fucking greatest combinations man, water and coffee is watery and boring.

and yes and i yes i love starbucks.

>>42323

australia pls i ccan barely make a cup of normal coffee and you want me to add ice? thats such a foreign concept to me.

>>42325

>yes i love starbucks

figured

>>42325

>australia pls i ccan barely make a cup of normal coffee and you want me to add ice? thats such a foreign concept to me.

Couldn't be easier

>instant coffee

>sugar

>splash of hot water for it to melt

>some ice cream to cool it down (optional)

>top off with milk

>>42326

whats wrong with milk and coffee?

>>42329

The fuck is that?

>>42330

it's the end of the exhaust to deflect it outboard of the tire

he also had one of the air jacks loose

>>42328

I hate even adding a bit of milk or cream into my coffee, I just like it black, but making coffee entirely out of milk sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>42329

looks like an exterior exhaust manifold.

>>42333

>so you are just a milk hater.

Nope, I love drinking plain milk.

so I missed FP1, which streams were actually working well?

>>42339

holy fuck her head is actually a potato, she is a fucking potato, it finally happened, someone breed with a potato.

>>42338

Movistar ace in spanish

Sky SD ace with satellite breakup

various potato flash streams

>best option imo:

>sync potato stream sky audio to Movistar ace

>>42342

I bet that seat smells amazing

>>42342

dat chin tho

>>42346

kek

>>42351

Luckily it wasn't Harry Anto, or else the Indonesians would cry about another conspiracy.

>>42351

what else is new

>>42354

on fire is new

>>42355

oh lol that was the hasa

How long until Mexican (I don't mean you MexiBro, calm down) conspiracy theories about how it's always Steve's car, never Romains

>>42358

also never, mexicans don't care about F1.

they don't give a single fuck.

>>42359

>he always loses and starts screaming conspiracy.

>implying it isn't

>los pneumaticos

>>42361

it isn't.

He reels in supports by saying "oh yeah things for everyone" like a communist but always fucks it up by being friends with Venezuela and that kind of dictators, then people realize he is just a fucking Chavez that wants to change constitution to be president forever.

or something like that, i don't really care

>>42361

it isn't.

He reels in supports by saying "oh yeah things for everyone" like a communist but always fucks it up by being friends with Venezuela and that kind of dictators, then people realize he is just a fucking Chavez that wants to change constitution to be president forever.

or something like that, i don't really care

>>42366

that's been happening forever on here. 8chan allows you to cross into another dimension

anto 2nd fastest through the speed trap

>>42367

one of this days i'm gonna end on a dimension where i'm a formula 1 driver.

i believe!

>>42368

The Indonesians were literally posting speed traps from Bahrain on the Manor facebook page the other day to prove that Harry is better than Wehrlein.

those neumaticos superblando

We should make a drinking game for Haas. Every time a part fails, you have to take a shot.

>>42372

but i don't want to die yet

>>42373

well I could learn some russian off CSGO so spanish off a race stream is doable

>>42373

could probably just learn a few more words and figure out everything

>gearbox

>penultimate

>aquaplane

>>42375

this from a people who call potatoes apples from the earth

>>42376

are those the words you still to learn?

>>42375

i went to 4 french classes like a year and a half ago.

i almost choked saying the 1-9 numbers.

also wtf is wrong with you people, why are numbers so hard, you add and subtract to say numbers or someshit like that.

>>42378

>>>42375

>i went to 4 french classes like a year and a half ago.

>i almost choked saying the 1-9 numbers.

>also wtf is wrong with you people, why are numbers so hard, you add and subtract to say numbers or someshit like that.

also my teacher was a hack, so i don't know.

i might have learn something with a better teacher.

>>42378

just some exapmles

>safety car

>pace

>downforce

>boxboxbox

probably quite a few but i bet one could make a generic list for watching in any language

they should get rid of that last painted line that is 6 seconds from the finish

it's like a spoiler

>>42380

if you need one that needs translation and can't get, i'll help you out.

>>42377

It's not our fault if the weed smokers gave us this idea a few centuries ago. But in everyday speech we also use patate which is taken from the more traditional spanish spelling of the word.

and yeah I did check wikipedia because I never wondered why we said that

>>42378

>also wtf is wrong with you people, why are numbers so hard, you add and subtract to say numbers or someshit like that.

idk never found it weird, probably never really thought about it

>FERRARI

rb should keep the nucular green lower body paint

could make them interesting again

>>42386

only if it comes in matte

>>42389

FUCK

is Pedro De La Rosa still alive>

http://wizhdsports.com/live/stream25.php

>>42392

Nope, breaking up.

http://nowwatchtvlive.co/watch-sky-sports-f1-channel-live-sky-sports-formula-one-stream/

TED, EXPLAIN THE KINEMATICS OF MY ASSHOLE

>>42398

My asshole is matte so poo doesn't stick to it

>they paved hamilton beach and put up a parking lot

other customer teams confirmed btfo by Gene Haas

>"Let's put the record straight here: first of all there are only two constructors in this whole series," he said. "That is Ferrari and Mercedes.

>"They design their own cars, they design their own engines, and for the most part they probably make 90 percent of the parts in-house or with their designs. Everybody else gets the major component, the engine, from another supplier.

>>"So those other nine teams are basically like us. We have a bigger percentage than they have, but they are getting a major component, that engine, from an outside supplier.

>>42409

>daily reminder to check your tire pressures with a gauge not your eyes

Why bother? It's only flat on the bottom

>>42415

Actually

>"@DarioCapitanio ends as the fastest of the day!"

Is this still testing, or are they racing yet?

The pit counter made me think it was a race

>fucking Renault in charge of anything

>>42418

>QUALIFYING 1 (AM)

>QUALIFYING 2 (PRO)

is jorda am or pro? (don't they have to have one of each?)

>>42420

is she speed or professionality?

>>42421

she's an advocate of professionalitism

>>42422

it sounds dumb irregardless

>>42424

indoubtedly, she's correct though

long beach practice 2 live

>tfw been ded

That was a surprisingly long break

>tfw too drunk as is to make it to qualy

probably be asleep by then

fair well lads

>tfw craving for coffee heath bar ice cream

>no DQ near for Blizzard

>ben & jerry removed heath bars and replaced them with some bullshit organic garbage that tastes like hippie asshole

>dreyers or breyers or greyers or w/e makes one that has proper heath bars but the rest is ice milk shit

>have to get a haagen dazs 10.8oz pint or some other overpriced coffee flavor ice cream and put my own heath bars in it BY HAND

fuck this world

>>42431

qualy is in life 8 hours?

go to sleep, fuck Fp3, and wake up for qualy.

>two pizza places near me open before the GP tomorrow night (2am EST)

it's just thin-crust pizza tho, idk if that can compete with the other /snacks/ on here

>tfw this same place has a deal with the bike store a few doors down where riders get free pizza after weekday night rides with the shop

that really hits the spot even if it's a bit counterproductive for the whole fitness angle

>>42445

are they gonna show this F4 race or just blow this driver some more

>ran him of the road

"brilliant wheel to wheel racing"

man F4 sucks

they should replace all these categories with ARC and make ARC utes

and replace V8sc with V8 ARCs

>>42457

That's actually the sad thing about ARC. It would make a great affordable category for upcoming young drivers, but instead it's a category full of middle-aged doctors and cashed up bogans.

>>42458

>middle-aged doctors

i would have thought they would all be in that radiktmariel x-atom3 or whatever it was series

>>42459

This follows the V8SC circus though, so it makes them feel more like big time serious racecar drivers.

>utes + rain = sideways

Noice

>Dunlop Series

>they only have 2 sets of tires

>>42463

Good shit good shit.

>>42463

Don't forget the Hue+

>tfw built a PC for my Mum

>put on AVG free edition

>she signed up to their $150 a year package because "I don't want people to get in to my internet banking"

>fml

Aussie Racing Cars in FIVE MINUTES

>Race 3

>>42465

The conversation for it went well:

>"Hey WAGsguy can you look at my computer? It's pretty loud."

>"Are we talking snoring loud or screaming loud?"

>"About your dad's snoring level" (He is pretty deafening)

>Open it up

>PSU feels so fucking cheap. Side flexes when I'm touching it. Making tonnes of noise.

>"Yeah that is pretty bad."

>"I didn't really notice it but I guess it is"

>"Wait….what? But you just complained?"

Turns out my dad couldn't get to sleep if my mum left her computer on and complained. She had just got used to the level of noise.

And then just when I'm leaving to look for an actual decent PSU of the same size she says in the least subtle voice I have ever heard:

>"It would be nice if it was smaller. *hint, fucking, hint* "

Which lead me on to now buying a HTPC case/efficient PSU and transplanting everything over.

Noctua cooler is there just for overkill to make sure this thing is silent. Fan controller is because the board doesn't have case fan headers and it doubles as an SD card reader.

>stream which has been steady for weeks suddenly ded

the jews did this just to spite me

>>42469

It has been particularly potato today

>>42471

turned it back on just in time for final lap

>it was showing old footage

>>42466

stop making fun of the fucking Hue+, yes its a bad name but its the best set of controller plus lights on the market.

>>42468

thats cool, you are a good son britbro.

>>42474

He'll keep using that radiator, I guarantee it.

>rained out FP3

well then

>>42480

it's pouring down, nobody will be out for a long time

>>42481

Thank you based Rain! i won't miss a thing!

Henno /aspy/ stream

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/W9nbhycXTsd

d6d06d59936b55cf2de03cb0e712a366ec7e4244

>>42484

3k henno ace

92860e9d44e8f46515d5e9063ca4b6c4848a2d04

>>42481

Thank god I need some sleep.

Got to go to Accrington after Quali

>>42483

>>42486

C A S U A L S

A

S

U

A

L

S

:^)

>>42487

i have a very important Pokemon battle to win, so fuck off with your casual shit, F1 is shit anyways.

>what a great shot

that fucking snail section at the end is utter garbage

>Invalid webm uploaded.

the fuck cripple

GODDAMMIT

the fuck is invalid about it?

sry for no spoiler on above

>>42493

>tfw the webm finished before he got drunk and raped her

it was because

Stream mapping:
  Stream #0:0 -> #0:0 (h264 (native) -> vp8 (libvpx))
  Stream #0:1 -> #0:1 (aac (native) -> opus (libopus))
  Stream #0:2 -> #0:2 (mov_text (native) -> webvtt (native)) 

it didn't like stream 0:2 which was subtitles ffmpeg automatically included from the source

Oh sweet, Russian HD ace is up

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

Fuck off Henno apsy donation spam

>>42496

switching IMMEDIATELY

iom watching the session, nothing happened for 15 minutes, then cars went out, and 5 minutes of ads.

>Di Resta used 95 RON fuel in his road car

What a fucking pleb

>tfw 98 RON master race

does the broom truck work in the wet or do they have a mop truck

>>42500

>if the broom truck doesn't come out because it's raining, does Montoya still crash in to it?

>not learning spanish for wet tires today

neumaticos intermedio

neumaticos aguas fresca

>microcapsules break with friction

i had some japanese lube like that and all it did was leave thousands of unpopped beads stuck in my pubes

Russian language ace

>you never know when you'll need it

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>>42504

if it stays up

that german sky went down before the race even started last time and my tiefen got all messered

>Ferrari running in the rain because it will put it out if it catches fire, again.

>>42506

then why is gut back in the pits

>>42507

Because Williams is out

>strategy 101: don't do what Williams does

Its not that i don't want Ferrari to win or get pole but a 3rd Rosberg victory in 3 races in a row would be fantastic for the championship.

>shota

WRONG

>buffering

did reddits with less than 3kays up find out

so lets say an F1 driver were to die today or tomorrow on an accident.

which driver would you miss the least and you would nominate as expendable?

im gonna say both manor drivers or palmer.

>>42513

any of the halo supporters

>>42513

hamilton

>>42512

The funniest part is, Reddit dogpiles on random flash streams when the main streams are down, which rapes the servers to death, but apparently that's fine by Reddit logic.

I've been watching F1 via streams for years (were talking back then Croft was on BBC 5live), and I learnt fucking ages ago, if you find a good stream, don't give it to thousands of people, because it won't be a good stream for long.

>>42513

>both manor driver

I know you don't like him, but Wehrlein isn't expendable in a field that includes Ericsson, Nasr, and old man Alonso :^)

Thanks to the fucking rain, I have no clue what to do for Badger.

>>42518

MWL

>>42519

>>42521

kek

>>42522

ok im not even buzzed yet, why the fuck is shit shit not working anymore…

sky somehow managed to shove a thirteen year old hamilton pole in here

>>42523

Just use ** on either side

>>42522

>>42525

>>42526

Ok. Lets try this faggotry again

>sips gin and tonic

>pretending they understand the sr-71 blackbird

SHUT THE FUCK UP TED. GO READ SLED DRIVER FAGGOT.

written by an sr-71 pilot of like 20 years… this triggers my autism sky

>>42527

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>>42527

what gin?

>finally opened my laphroiag

>reconsidering my choice of beverage

Hopto sure is running like shit today

this shitty lexus SC