/f1/ - Formula One

>>36233

>ROS + 2.057s on tires two steps slower

I want to believe in Ferrari but there is so much pace in that car. They're bringing a new nose tomorrow apparently (today for AUS)

Skyf1 nightly testing coverage in 30 bings

>Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes, followed by Ted's Notebook

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Potatostream:

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99 percent sure this qualifying bullshit is a threat. They keep proposing shitty shit at ecclestone's behest. He wanted these shit formulae removed and the manufacturers and todt stopped him, so now he's twisting the knife.

He's showing that if he doesn't get his way he'll have to fuck it up.

>repostan from other thread bc it got slow as shit

>>36237

>Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes

Sexy

>harry talking about 7 years in Euro single-seaters being a 'long time coming'

that's what the sandbaggers would say in my bicycle races about how they would stay in a category until they won something

>all them indonesian companies where you probably can't even buy their product

just like petronas

Just when you think they can't surprise you any more…

Reddit actually likes the new qualifying idea.

>Not just one or two either, the majority of them…

>you'd like my wife

ted confirmed for cuck fetish

>>36242

I saw that.

I genuinely didn't think they could be that retarded and started checking to see if they were FOM accounts set up to defend it.

Oh man they got busy in that meeting alright

>Formula 1 agrees to bring in 'halo' for 2017

>>36251

kill list

>group b

>american open wheel

>f1

>>36253

i liked how at the next race (China) Sainz blamed his doing a spin into T1 on his engineer talking to him through the corners

>webum incoming

>Sky setting their 'ted explains the 2016 regs' video to the musical stylings of grimes

not sure if I'm embarassed I can ID this

Ted's Notebook

>>36252

Missing Group c/world sports car and endurance racing as a whole

>>36259

I was going to put that actually, but if you add Group C, then you need to add Group A, and it just becomes a shitty list.

>>36260

Just say world sports car. Then it covers all endurance racing

>>36256

Officially as pathetic as hamilfag

>>36258

Haryanto's face angers me

>>36264

I don't even get that broken captcha icon though. I guess some people do, it depends on the browser.

>>36263

Previous thread

Think it is just unnecessary shit that isn't needed and shouldn't be changed.

>>36265

I didn't either

>>36266

I should have looked through the previous thread, my bad.

I was too busy sperging out over the DNSBL bypass shit… I was literally smashing my keyboard

>>36269

I'm still not 100% sure how I feel about this.

Remy LaCroix has also started getting a bit chubby. Not Lexi tier though.

>>36270

a former close friend of mine who became a whore claimed that girls who suck dick get fat because of all the sugary shit they eat to get rid of the taste.

>>36270

i gave up normie porn so long ago but it still makes me nostalgia sad

>>36273

MEXICANED

>>36274

and yet she never got a sweet ass like >>35983

she went straight from no ass to lard

>>36274

But she still has her head?

>>36272

>>36273

>>36274

>>36275

>>36276

>>36277

10/10

you have rekindled my faith in shitposting

Why do I feel that

>>36269

is somehow related to

>>36273

>>36275

>>36271

>>36273

This makes so much sense now.

>gimi in the car today

spin and red flag when

>>36283

needs to practice blocking the track for the new qualy 4m@

Isn't Hamilton supposed to be driving today instead of Rosberg? Is lew still hung over or something?

>>36286

they are splitting morning/afternoon

two of the three live commentaries i'm looking at got it wrong so they must have given out confusing info

>Romain in the Haas

So torn between cheering for based Romain, and making fun of Haas

>>36288

why not both?

I wonder if there will be an influx of "muh dirty air" fans at the US GP because of Haas

>09:27 - The 'Hulk' is sporting a new neon green helmet this year, probably to match his nickname

what was the first clue? that it says HULK in giant letters across the back?

>No cars on track right now, but can hear the ticking of a Tag Heuer engine from below…

gj I'm already sick of clockwork jokes and the season hasn't even started yet

>>36294

it seems pretty bad on the face of it but i've got two hands it to them they really dialed it back from what i expected

RED FLAB

>>36295

timely keks

Just testing something

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>>36298

woo it worked we got red flags on the board

>>36298

how u do dat

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>>36300

copy and paste unicode blocks

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>>36304

slippery surface should be jessica

i remember there is one for the safety jew

but is there one for the virtual safety jew?

if harry goes into the wall today will rossi cancel his indycar deal

meanwhile someone finally woke gimi up and he is brushing his teeth will be down after a shower

Streamguy returns

https://www.periscope.tv/publogic/1OyKAzpOALWGb

harry's # is 88?

does he realize that is a nazi skinhead thing

>>36309

My Formula 1 team retains the services of a pay driver. It turns out he's really shit. He crashes constantly and costs a heap of money in parts. Now, should we fire him? Take the number of crashes per year, A, multiply by the amount of points positions lost, B, multiply by the average cost of parts, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the amount of sponsorship, we don't fire him.

tripod action

>20:42 The track is still silent.

Yet all 11 cars are out.

>>36316

>not including the shorts

>Ferrari is suffering with a fuel pick-up issue which has prevented Raikkonen from leaving the pits so far today. Already lost two hours of track time.

>Vettel runs the car until empty yesterday

>pickup sucks up all the rust and crap in the bottom of the tank

>fuel system ruined for Gimi

:^)

Simon seems to be putting a lot of short videos on Twitter atm

https://twitter.com/publogic/with_replies

>We hear from Mercedes: new nose will be put on in the afternoon. So we have to be a little more patient

>>36317

The Carmen image I found wasn't wide enough to make it fit so I did some cuts

>>36322

I used the same image :^)

>#skillz

>>36323

you're so good at making small things fit australia <3

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>>36324

In Carmen Jorda :D

I just used the clone tool to extend the black portion of the image. Look how my guys elbow is further away from the Maldonado sign

(I was down the supermarket)

>Sainz caused a red flag when he was sent out with a loose wheel and stopped just after the pit exit

How the fuck do you do that in testing?

Not exactly a time critical high pressure environment.

>America and Mexico being too casual to get up to watch text coverage of testing at 3am on a Wednesday.

Fucking casuals :^)

>>36331

He's pretty much everything at this point, from shooting rifles in america to crashing cars in monaco.

>>36332

>Kimi not doing a time lap before lunch

>Ferrari in charge of not being an unorganized Italian sterotype

You were asking about this before Australia in regard to body dimensions.

http://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/bodywork_compare.pdf

>>36333

He doesnt even shoot rifles well. He just magdumps without real aim and has shit for trigger discipline on top of not utilizing the safety properly.

At the very least he keeps it pointed down range… barely.

>>36339

Just in time for the FIA to fuck everything up….again

http://www.fia.com/news/fia-statement-f1-commission-confirms-new-bodywork-regulations-more-dynamic-formula-one-cars

>>36338

To his credit, and my surprise, at least he didn't hold it sideways.

>>36340

>Viewers will be encouraged to vote online for their “Driver of the Day” throughout a Grand Prix, with the winner to be announced as part of the race broadcast immediately following the conclusion of the race, when the driver will be presented with their prize.

#BestFans #give #it #to #Hamilton #every #race #blessed

>tfw working a meme more powerful than any we've ever seen before

>>36345

/hype/

>>36347

the biggest douchebag on earth

>>36347

could you be more of a cock?

you can't

>>36347

>can't even walk a dog right

poor coco (?) is being dragged around

>>36351

I can't believe that hamilel actually gives a flying fuck about his dog. It's just another accessory

>The Volkswagen Group will not enter Formula 1 until the ownership of the sport and the technical regulations are settled, according to its motorsport boss Wolfgang Durheimer

VW out

Red Bill BTFO

>>36353

or until VW figure out how many billion dollars of damages they have to pay out

>Kimi yet to do a lap

And that's why you don't hire meme drivers

>>36355

And he finally does a time

>tfw shamed Kimi in to doing a lap

>clicked submit 3x

>still not going through with the classic 8ch error message

let's see what shows up

>>36347

by the meme gods this is perfect

>skysports

why am I not surprised?

>>36352

He desperately wishes he was an American nigga.

Red Flag

>Renault

>>36363

was trying to post that earlier

only problem is a mirror would reverse the view so it would need to either be a pentaprism (think SLR camera) or a screen

>>36365

Reddit Tier question

Do you think a screens inherent latency could possibly slow down laptimes?

>>36367

there's always going to be a lag but some OVF (optical viewfinders) on cameras are pretty good right now. I'd be more concerned about safety/peripheral vision but the FIA is totally ignoring that with the halo/side head impact protection.

>>36368

>mercs reliable engines

>open-wheel open-cockpit racing losing its identity

WEC 2.0 when?

>>36369

I'm starting to think motorsports are all cucked at this point

I'll gladly funpost about roidpedal if you guys want :^) first legit "classic" race of the season is this weekend fyi

http://www.steephill.tv/classics/omloop-het-nieuwsblad/

also the current world champion isn't a tool

>vid related

>>36372

Looks sort of like a bloated sylvester stallone with those shades.

Feel asleep because I'm a >casual

Did Mercedes run their new nose concept?

>>36377

No

>Mercedes only order medium tyres to the test

I….I didn't realise you pre-ordered your tyres for the test.

>>36381

They have to preorder their tires for races so it would make some sense.

sounds like Louis has been lurking here

>"That is just ridiculous," Hamilton said when told about plans to make the cars heavier. "They were great at 600 kilos. It was easier for the tyres.

>"In the last few days I've been driving with these tyres and thinking to myself "Why is it so difficult? What are the physical challenges for Pirelli? And why is he car sliding the way it goes?

>"But I don't have all the answers, I just have a preferred type of car I'd like to drive. I love a V12 and big, wider tyres."

>"It's not better, that for sure. It just feels like a harder tyres. It's not giving me any more grip. I think I prefer last year's."

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-says-move-towards-heavier-f1-cars-is-ridiculous-675505/

>>36383

>a 5cm thick horseshoe shaped steel pipe

top kek

>>36384

hes not wrong.

>>36384

>I love a V12

He'll get in trouble for that with Mercedes.

>contradicting the hybrid V6 marketing campaign

>>36383

Quality engineering kek

Can't wait for Bernie's bullshit rule in reaction to this, something like cars have to do the formation lap in reverse or whatever

>>36384

>I think I prefer last year's.

Already laying out excuses in case he gets his ass kicked by a German I see

>>36366

that's actually kekworthy

>>36370

>I'm starting to think motorsports are all cucked at this point

I almost want it to crash altogether so we can just start over.

>>36372

what if they're just stoned?

>>36383

>based tobias

>>36384

>yfw that hamilfag shitposter is actually louis himself

>>36335

he was just nostalgic for pre tilke days

SkyF1 testing roundup + Ted's Notebook in 10 bings

Acestream:

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Potatostream:

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

>>36395

>crichd.tv

>disable your adblock to access fullscreen and brightness

>disables adblock

>pc screen gets plastered with ads; virtually cant even turn on the player as its covered with fake buttons.

I fucking hate when they do that, piece of shit cucks. (no blame to you ausbro, thanks for the links.)

>>36397

yeah i found that. thanks anyway :P

>>36400

Pls Sweden, no bully, this is a safe space.

:P

hahahah Rosberg taking vettels place as the kravitz bully

>>36402

>bullying the Britsh

>German national sport

>>36401

Nah, he needs to go back to the shed

>Autosport spergs out because I have already viewed 15 free articles this month

>delete autosport cookies

>reboot router

>new IP

>15 more articles

>Autosport BTFO

>lose based purple ID

>me BTFO

>>36407

>>36408

Everything's coming up Australia

>>36408

>>36415

i'ma just wait for seventy-X+1 to poast it

>tfw missed it bc was on roof replacing blown off shingles

>tfw almost died 5x srs (6 if include near heart attack)

>coming back down

>steel prybar slips and falls

>lands hooked on electrical service entrance

>Graham Goodwin and Joe Saward having a bitch fight on twitter

GET THE FUCKING POPCORN

so i'm not been following testing because i turned into a casual.

who is winning? did Vettel champion again? is williams podium? how many just parked the cars till now?

>>36423

why? looks cool, wonder why there aren't more white steering wheels.

>>36422

Reliability has been high.

Renault is now McLaren though

Ferrari have set fast time but on softer tyres.

Mercedes have just been doing ridiculous mileage on medium. Just none stop laps to 900km

Red Bull seems to be doing better

Williams are williams

Haas is seemingly going to be okayish apart from the front wing failure they suffered

Manor are manor

This though could all be bullshit because it is testing.

>>36424

it a 3D printed part

>>36424

>white steering wheels

>not RBG steering wheels

>>36424

looks like one of those cheap plastic alternative controllers you would buy for your gamecube

>>36428

R+G+B

>>36430

Well fuck

>tfw typing too fast

>>36422

>Mercedes PUs putting down epic mileage

>Ferrari a bit more subdued, presumably cos they changed their PU layout

>Honda's Arai-san got replaced by the guy who ran their F1 program before (brilliant idea)

>Manor looks decent

>Haas only partially shambolic

>Mercedes put Rosberg and Hamilton on half-day shifts since they were getting sore from all the race distances they completed

>Merc also didn't ask for any of the three softer compounds and they're still setting competitive times

>>36418

more exciting than my meeting for sure

>>36425

I'm pretty amused by all the Euros wearing coats, especially since the forecasts online say it's around 60degF during the day

>>36431

dat tiny blonde with her titties out

>come to think of it, haven't we talked about her before?

>>36434

It's ** either side

>>36438

Or do tags work too?

[spoiler]testing[/spolier]

>>36426

>>36436

awesome

>>36439

Might work better if I spell correctly

testing

>>36441

Interdesting.

** is still easier though

>>36436

I was going to say they all live in Monaco but it is colder there according to the forecast.

>>36439

>>36431

Shit I forgot the fucking /

I'm still used to the cuckchan days of highlight and ctrl+s

>>36445

i don't think mexicans get monaco tax breaks

>>36446

No he moved from Switzerland to Monaco while at McLaren because it was more convenient to get to England (And you know it's fucking Monaco).

>>36447

probably fewer decapitations too

than in switzerland i mean

>>36437

If we haven't we have now

It's Algerian fashion/lingerie designer and former underage prostitute Zahia Dehar.

Famous for getting paid paid to have sex with Franck "Glassed-as-a-child" Ribéry and Karim "Totally-not-recording-your-sex-tape" Benzema two members of the French national team. As she was 17 at the time she was over the age of consent (15) but under the age for being able to sell sex (18). An investigation happened just before the 2010 World Cup. They would have received 3 years in jail if convicted while she got nothing as being prostitute isn't illegal but in the end the case was dropped because they didn't know she wasn't 18.

The french national team collapsed spectacularly in world cup leading to a player revolt and last place in the group stages.

>>36451

how come the french get teenage hooker scandals and all the english get is stabbed by turks?

>>36451

Does she still prostitute?

Because I can save up :^)

TED"S NOTEBOOK

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/10180215/teds-notebook-day-3-pre-season-testing

>not geoblocked or paywalled

>>36454

>and that face….uhhhh

Urgh, yeah not with that face.

She has a great body though

>I love tiny petite grills (as long as they have some boobs)

>>36454

Holy shit that thing is disgusting. Its like something created via the oblivion face generator.

>>36455

>but it is flash only

>>36457

i can see the one on the right calling me an n'wah yeah

>>36455

>>36458

YouTube version

>>36460

( >>36418 )

>>36461

Your point being?

>>36462

you could have left the (You) out of it you abbo bully

>>36464

ted literally tells people during the notebook to look stuff up on a well known internet video site

>>36465

Yes but that could be a throwback for working with the BBC and having to kinda dodge any form of publicity.

>Other video sharing websites are available

>even boullier doesn't know really why he voted to change qualy

>>36468

>the network that hired Ted in charge of technical intertubes

also he just promoted jewtube to a hass employee

right before making a comment about steve's freakishly large neck

>>36455

>that photographer almost getting run over by Hamilel in his pit box

top kek

>>36473

I assume he was actually a Mercedes photographer (They all have to wear the same media vests) because of the board they held up behind Lewis for the shot.

The mechanic was telling him that Lewis was going to need to reverse back into the pitbox so he needs to stand back so Lewis can have room.

Lewis then decides to play chicken with him.

But it is more fun to say homicide so go with that.

>>36474

>>36473

Or the driving towards the camera was actually intentional for the shot.

But no I definitely prefer not trying to defend Lewis. So go with homicide

>>36476

they're trying to show it as if it's some great design, but every dimension listed on there is defined by a regulation.

>>36477

TBF most of the dimensions do have max or min before them

>>36478

if there was a choice between a max and min and they picked one, that is still being designed by the regulations.

>>36479

Yeah I'm just saying they do point it out as a regulated measure.

>>36480

>>36479

And of course they have included which regulation it agrees to underneath.

The only one which doesn't have one is the wheelbase which isn't a regulated length

>>36480

>>36481

the point isn't to state that they've been disingenuous, the point is to illustrate how hilarious it is that nearly every significant dimension of the car is functionally dictated not chosen.

>>36482

Yeah sorry I mistook your 'great design' for the drawing itself. We now the regs are stupid.

Still a nice drawing and nice to have visual guide to FIA stupidity as ironically the drawings in the tech regs are shit.

inb4 build lewisha milton's championship winning w06 commercials

>>36484

>lewisha milton's

Was this an error or this Lewis' ghetto sister?

>>36485

every proud black women is lewis' ghetto sister

>>36487

minnesota's population is 5.5M, that should be closer to 6 in every ten million

also probably a lot of lewishas aren't on the dmv and tax rolls and they probably shoot census workers in they neibahoodz

>>36488

Yeah it's the fact it is a name in the first place.

Though I guess I can't really speak given I'm working with data from London at the moment and the names leave a lot to be desired.

>>36454

that's the sort of face that would force you to abort the cumshot and make the sperm crawl back up your urethra.

>>36491

I'm not going to name names as that feels like a quick way to get fired as it is sensitive data but yeah.

Top 3 last names are Smith, Khan and Yusuf

>>36477

Hahah

>>36493

Wow. And here I thought we were exaggerating

>>36494

I'm really enjoying this show so far. Fuck all of the people that expect it to be a copy of BrBa and claim it's boring.

>>36497

>I'm really enjoying this show so far

Me too.

>>36497

>Fuck all of the people that expect it to be a copy of BrBa

This.

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>>36282

>>36500

Except the Autosport one is new

http://beta.autosport.com/live/commentary/id/1876794/formula-1-testing-2016-barcelona-f1-test-day-4

>with Raikkonen on course to post his first lap of the day.

why?

>>36503

disregard this, I read it as "final lap of the day" for some bizarre reason

>>36502

but that's… on the other side of the nose attachment bits

>>36505

There's a scoop that feed it on the underside of the nose.

(where the black part is)

>>36502

Looks like a pointy finger

>>36506

i see it now

>lame

>nose reveal is fucking stupid

>tickers are just reporting meaningless times

>waiting for something to happen

>put this bbc docu sitting around about botticelli's venus on other monitor

>it's hosted by some fucking stupid bitch who runs a chain of dildo stores or some stupid empowering shit

>"what is the mystery of its enduring appeal?"

>something something trying to sound fancy

yeah it's a chick with her tits out ready to get fucked on a plate

somebody red flag plz

>>36510

>>nose reveal is fucking stupid

What's fucking stupid is how hard Mercedes is trying to hype is on le social media.

It's just the same nose with a scoop, like half the field has.

>>36511

and how amus has a gallery of 482 pictures of it

>that everyone is talking about

they got us

>Das Technik-Update soll aber nicht nur cool aussehen,

sorry I can't hear you clearly with all that merc cock in your german mouth

>>36515

Isn't the innovative bit about the intake, like its shape or positioning or something ? I haven't really followed S ducts and shit but weren't the intakes like at the tip of the nose ?

>>36516

they were under the bulkhead

this is a whopping few inches forward

>>36515

It's not even a Sauber thing. The F2008 had it too.

Impressive from Raikkonen to get within a tenth of K-MAGS soft tyre time on medium tyres. Lets you know probably how far behind Renault are behind really.

As always in testing, can't read too much into these times.

And the McLaren is back in it's natural habitat. The Pits.

>>36520

Fuck, autosport bodged the numbers. It's 4tenths.

>>36520

Renault are on course to be this year's McLaren, having car breakdowns and being overall slow. Could just be testing glitches, but it's not a very bright start.

McLaren on stands and no nose

Normal service has been resumed for them.

Truly is back to form for McLaren. Not running again until after lunch.

is the 8ch broken?

>Protip: You don't have to click "ok" to clear the error message. Just click the darkened screen over the replay button. Makes spam clicking to post a lot faster.

>>36529

I kinda liked having the carbon firber exposed

>>36535

But did it explode?

>>36536

>Can't they just rejuvenate the pre '09 aero's instead?

people would complain that F1 cars wouldn't look like f1 cars and more like dump spaceships because aero is retarded and the wings on wings on wings were stupid and shit.

>>36538

They looked far better than what they do now.

I always imagined that my this time we would have active aero's and all sorts of cool shit on the cars (drs doesn't count) but instead we have fuck all.

>stupid and shit.

The current cars are stupid and shit, and thanks to the restrictive ruleset there's absolutely no way for the different teams to distinguish themselves and they all look exactly the same, and they look shit

If they open up the rules the the teams would find these 4-6 magical seconds on their own accord by just making better cars.

and if Pirelli can't handle it they need to make better tires or just fuck off

lel

>>36544

>Laps completed today:

>Alonso, 3

keks

>>36544

>I hope this isn't a new 8ch fail thing.

It has been happening to me all day.

http://www.f1today.net/en/news/f1/209141/haryanto-may-need-more-money-for-full-manor-seat?

>trusting indonesians with money

>ever

crash some more haryanto, I'm sure your seat is secure ;)

>>36548

Renault were able to drop Pastor because he breeched his contract when PVDSA didn't make a payment, so that makes it very questionable if he still has money to buy a drive.

>>36551

>>36551

new badger gp is ready if anyone is interested

>>36552

Noice

Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes + Ted's Notebook on SkyF1 in 30 bings

Acestream:

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Potatostream:

>http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

ted needs to give up on this superpaint red bullherring

it's like crappy and his electromagnetic singapore hotzone

when do we get the new nicos hitme

Rachel's voice sounds fucked

>someone's been deep throating

rachel's voice has been taking a pounding from something

>>36560

throatcucked

>>36562

:^)

>taylor swift desktop

classy ted

>>36564

>obvious cheap gag is cheap

like Taylor

referring to the gagging, not the cheap

>amazing the tiny little pillars can take all the load

Except for Haas :^)

>>36565

taylor swift's pussy is like a twix

except after you get through the chocolate there is more chocolate

>twisted pillar

what a great transsexual metal band

how much would it cost to send ted a freshman correspondence course in basic aerodynamics

>SNOG frozen yogurt

that sounds awful