/f1/ - Formula One

first for Hannah 2016 WDC

>>30858

>>30859

>>30860

Pls anon, no bully

anyone have the hulk team radio when the engineer told him to shut up? I seem to have lost it or mislabeled it

>>30866

the one I have is 12mb

I could recode it I guess

>>30867

what is with that asshole anyways? I'll just DL thr YT vid and all but wtf? Why is he so hard on him?

>>30868

ah there it is

>>30871

There is still no explanation on what was going on in the engineers head.

I think the guy was having a bad day and wanted to take it out on the driver, shame on him for letting his emotions take control.

>>30872

I like how he tries to get all betty again @"driving"

>>30873

like he's trying to accomplish something

Once you say "shutup" to a driver you have officially turned the tables.

>>30872

>I think the guy was having a bad day and wanted to take it out on the driver, shame on him for letting his emotions take control.

I suspect that kind of exchange is pretty common with drivers who aren't little bitches (ir Hamilton) when the cameras aren't rolling.

>note how Ted is always telling people that they're "live" and not to swear when he does the notebook

The letting his emotions take control was a fair call though.

are there any good rally stuffs to see during the winter?

I know of the Sno*Drift in late January but is there anything else? Autocross? Motocross? Rally?

>>30874

>mfw I has to deal with screaming little cunts all day every day for 6 weeks

Are the "little cunts" cute or not? That is the question.

>>30878

Well, the upside of school holidays is all the teen sluts around.

>see teen slut at the mall

>stare at their tits in the most obvious way possible

>do it for ages

>make them feel uncomfortable

Stare rape is fun.

>>30880

I ignore them as much as possible.

One of the grills has said to hello by name to be a few times.

I think it's because I ignore them so she wants what she can't have

>typical female

One of the boys had a random piece of metel the other day, and was pretending to trim the lawn edges, and rubbed the other end of it down the side of my car.

I swore at him, grabbed it off him and threw it. He's scared of me now.

>luckily it buffed out

>>30877

dakar starts jan 2

loeb is driving this year

>be me

>sit on an old ass wooden chair that was left to rot in a beach house for over 20 years

>it creaks, squeaks and cracks everytime i drag it when i sit

>its probably nothing

>come to sit right now

>crack , creak, squeak

>its noooooot-fuck

so it just broke and i went backwards, thankfully i have a ton of boxes behind me so they cushioned my fall.

>well fuck i need a new chair

>go to grab the other chair of the same type that my aunt broke when she sat on it a few weeks ago(this one was already broken)

i'm gonna fall again, i guarantee it.

>>30883

I'd imagine Eva had a pretty decent tasting pussy, but I cannot confirm on the specific taste.

>>30887

>probably not obvious because of the shit pic, but it has wheels

>>30890

I'd like to turn her over if you know what I mean.

Anyways, I need some ice/snow racing league shits

>>30887

>tfw i want a Dxracer

>tfw super expensive and not sold in my country

its so annoying when someone that is sold in the US doesn't ship here.

will Sky become full BBC by 2016?

>>30893

That would require an improvement.

>Indonesian government confirmed to be paying 15 million euros for Rio Haryanto to drive and Manor (or whatever they call themselves) next year

I want a Jap driver god dammit

>>30894

Why do all these second world countries think they can become relevant by having a driver in F1?

>>30895

Potential international reach I suppose. Though being the "backmarkerest" in a Manor means no visibility.

Powers going to go out in a few hours when we get switched back to mains power. It's been a fun few days.

>Louis' music is gonna drop "soon"

>played it for Kanye and Pharrell

>claims it's a mix of the weeknd and drake

mite b cool

providing it's not shitty autotuned R&B like that leaked track from a couple years back

>>30902

That first pic is one of the gayest pictures I've ever seen. If I wasn't an F1 fan and knew who these two were, I'd instantly assume they were 100% homosexual.

>>30894

>indonesia

>shit 4th world country

>haryanto

>garbage driver

>>30874

Having kids around the house means you can't walk around naked. Bummer.

>>30903

they are

>>30904

how does he even have a super licence

>through 40 points in other series' in the last 3 years

nope: 30 points

>5 F1 starts in the last year or 15 in the last 3

nope: 0

>F-e champion

nope

>demonstrated "outstanding ability in single-seater formula cars" + 300km in an F1 car

he has the 300km but that rule was really only implemented to have things like the schumacher comeback

>>30907

3 wins in GP2 and a load of cash will count as outstanding ability.

Also he already has one as he did the Pirelli test a few weeks ago.

>>30907

according to f1f there was a revision to the rules that having a superlicense in the last three years qualifies.

money talks I guess

>tfw American Hero Alexander Rossi is of similar ilk

at least our Manor-tier pay driver still managed to btfo the other ones

>match Merhi's best finish but lose on countback

>simply outrace Stevens

>>30911

better hope the USGP falls off the calendar for his sake

>bringing anything like that to Texas (even relatively liberal Austin)

just look what happened to clock kid

>>30912

He wouldn't be the first Muslim driver in F1 would he?

>>30913

>all these sandbowls on the calendar

>first muslim driver isn't even an arab

what a waste

seriously though Nasr is part lebanese, so there's a chance there

>>30915

I think Nasr is Christian.

Malaysia have Islam as the state religion but I've heard that Alex Yoong practised Buddhism.

>>30916

>get excited going through wiki list as I see a Moroccan driver

>actually a Frenchman racing under the Moroccan flag

there's probably an interesting story behind that

>somebody call Joe's Award

nvm found it on ESPN

>Robert La Caze was born in France but is the only F1 driver to race under the Morrocan flag. He spent most of his career competing in rallies in North Africa where he eventually caught the attention of a young Ken Tyrrell and was offered a drive at the 1958 Moroccan Grand Prix. Racing a mid-engined Cooper Climax, he went up against some of the biggest names in the sport and finished a respectful 14th from 23rd on the grid. He later ran a garage in Marrakech and was also a national skiing champion.

>>30917

He technically isn't an F1 driver because in the only race he took part in he was driving a Formula 2 car as were 6 others including Brabham and McLaren.

You can decide whether that counts but personally I say it doesn't as does StatsF1

>>30902

The difference is that other kid actually grew up and isn't a child anymore.

>>30923

What did he do for his 3 GP2 wins this year?

>>30924

2:42

Doesn't drink it, sprays it but doesn't seem into it

>though none of them really did

H A R A M

A

R

A

M

8:30

>he takes a swig

>>30925

He did get win in Bahrain and did drink the rosewater

>>30927

>>30926

He seems to only take small sips

He did the same in Auto GP when he won at Valencia

1:10

>>30911

which verse is it?

>>30929

Throne Verse or at least a part of it.

It's the famous one which says that Allah is all powerful

>>30912

>just look what happened to clock kid

not that it's relevant, but you know that he was a plant and that whole thing was premeditated in order to help his father's political career right?

>>30915

>seriously though Nasr is part lebanese, so there's a chance there

Nasr has arabic on his helmet as well

>>30916

>Malaysia have Islam as the state religion but I've heard that Alex Yoong practised Buddhism.

Yoong is malaysian chinese not ethnic malay. The state has malaysian chinese as de facto second class citizens because the resent the achievement gap between malay and chinese.

Also of note regarding 4th world south east asian nations: Malaysia is infamous for it's state sponsored anti semitism.

http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/robert-fulford-anti-semitism-without-jews-in-malaysia

>Mahathir's public remarks about Jews date back as early as 1970 when he wrote in his controversial book The Malay Dilemma: "The Jews for example are not merely hook-nosed, but understand money instinctively."[90][91]

>In 1997, during the financial crisis, he attributed the collapse of the Malaysian ringgit to a conspiracy of Jews against a prosperous Muslim state: "The Jews robbed the Palestinians of everything, but in Malaysia they could not do so, hence they do this, depress the ringgit." Under strong international criticism, he issued a partial retraction, but not in Malay-language media sources.[92]

Lastly look up 1 malaysia development bank scandal: the prime minister casually pocketed oodles of cash from the national bank.

>>30922

sick

>>30923

>implying he wont follow the leader and crash as well

>>30924

We all make fun of GP2 but holy shit it must have gotten bad for him to even be able to win a race.

>>30920

not entirely related, but when teams ran third cars back in the day (and i cant find the actual written rules for this) the third car didnt score points, but points weren't redistributed. Do i have that correctly?

>>30932

>the third car didnt score points

What era are we talking about because Ferrari locked out the podium at the British GP in 61 and all drivers scored points?

inb4 they mess up haryanto podium with monaco flag

>>30931

yeah the entire clock kid saga is very suspicious. I vastly prefer this texan clockmaker:

https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/alexs-nixie-clock/

is there actually an explanation somewhere of what ahmed made or is at all usatoday-tier descriptions?

>>30938

I was under the impression he got a clock and repackaged it in a box.

Like he didn't really change much.

>pirelli going with SS, S, M compounds for Australia

>S and M for the race (use one)

>SS for Q3

wow risky stuff

I thought the ultrasoft was available at the street circuits tho, or does Albert Park not count in Pirelli's mind?

>>30940

>ywn solder CPUs

>>30941

Albert park doesn't really count as a street circuit for a lot of people.

>>30941

i thought it was going to be S&M use both and SS handed back after qualy

these rules are byzantine

>The quali set will be given back to Pirelli after Q3 for those who qualify in the top 10, but the remaining drivers will keep it for the race, as is the case currently.

so… everyone out in Q2 gets to use reds in the race but the top teams don't? fucking sheeeesh

britbro did you ever got a new pc?

or… if the teams assured of getting to Q3 (eg mercedes) nominate red by three hours from now or w/e then they have to hand back the qualy reds but can use their nominated reds in race as long as they use a white or a yellow also ?

>just fuck me

>>30946

I still don't see how that is sick or shameful

>>30946

I mean hannah montana up top there does way worse stuff

>>30945

n…no

>>30948

It was his background and father which made the whole alleged (He lives here. I'm not risking getting sued for implication) Nazi theme much worse.

Also the fact he is president of major international corporation in charge of major international sport.

>>30951

Got an SSD yet Mexibro?

:^)

>>30950

>much worse.

does worse mean hotter

like how that chick from ABBA was a product of nazi superbreeding program

>>30955

but did the ghost of jacko bum his monkey?

>>30957

don't they give the Q3 guys an extra set of the ones they force them to use and hand back?

(why do they bother with all this nomination shit and just call them Q3 tires)

>>30958

yeah those are the current rules as well.

the difference with the 2016 rules is that Pirelli is creating an illusion of choice. in theory the teams have more options but by setting aside those two sets Pirelli is funneling the teams into using them in the race and making at least two stops.

>took me this long to figure that out

>>30959

how dare sex they drink tea, what an outrage

also uk sex dungeons look like shit and that nazi outfit looks like standard boring costume you might get at a bachelor party when the best man is a neet

>>30960

so… whatever manor is called picks reds in their choices they have to use all three red/yellow/white in the race? (if they used the reds at all) because it's not just one of the pirelli mandated white/yellow sets but both?

what happens if it is a wet race? can they go inter red red

>i fucking hate this

>>30933

Presumably it was later than that. 1984 Italian gp osella had a second car (their entry was single car) finish 5th and no points were awarded.

>>30937

Never forget the death threats when they raised the Irish tricolor for irvine and played god save the queen

>>30941

>ywn solder CPUs

Get an Altair kit and build an old timey one. Some of the ball grid array CPUs can still be done by hand.

>>30944

Yet more artificial bullshit

also

they have to bring these Q3 tires for everyone so they can have them all mounted on rims and balanced ready in case they are needed

so they will automatically throwing away all those sets of tires every weekend plus giving sets of backmarker tires a pointless world tour

>>30967

>implying they aren't

>>30961

That is the whole alleged part.

Mosley has always claimed it was not nazi themed. It was prisoner themed and he spoke German as the women were more comfortable speaking German.

His father being president of the British Union of Fascists and getting married in Goebbels' backyard with Hitler as a guest does not make it anyway Nazi related but it did give NotW one hell of a story to make.

>>30950

>He lives here. I'm not risking getting sued for implication

>British speech and libel laws infamous for being terrible

>>30954

>like how that chick from ABBA was a product of nazi superbreeding program

Source?

>>30964

Quaint britbro Christmas

>>30967

>didn't stop tsarnaev despite his photo being brought to every checkpoint with instructions broadcast to stop anyone who looked remotely like him

>Leland yee smuggles tons of illegal firearms into us all while gleefully voting for gun control to pad his pockets

>tsa constantly misses like half of all test bombs while harassing old women

>many tsa agents are on no fly list

>civil liberties being eroded at incredible rate

No, this is the last straw, qt kpop stars should be allowed in even if they are hookers.

In all seriousness that's fucking funny.

>>30969

>British people are required to tell both sides of the story lest they be sued

Considering Mosley is always in damage control from his own retarded ideas I'm inclined to want to believe there were nazi themes even if they were in his own mind.

>>30970

anni-frid (the not blonde one)'s dad was a wehrmacht officer during the occupation of norway just after which she was born

officers breeding with hot norwegians was policy like how the british had to grow moustaches for war one

>>30970

this >>30973 is also why she grew up in sweden btw

>>30976

I have yet to see an android phone that isn't horrendously optimized. Dont they all still run their apps in dalvik vm and have built in spying courtesy of google

>>30977

IIRC Android 5 replaced Dalvik with something that runs better. And if you manage to get a phone with stock Android, or at least a light layer of built in apps, it runs really well. Until you realize Google disabled the ability to install apps to the SD card and have to change your entire phone because it has no memory.

Spying is built in indeed, but apart from retuning back to 90s era feature phones I don't think you can really escape that.

>>30975

>some forum where dudes rate each others dicks

Link? :^)

>>30979

it was one of those ubb type bords with the avatars and the power levels of how many dicks each poster has rated and when he joined the dick rating community and how many dick raters are currently logged in and viewing dicks so they can rate them

also it now takes like 15 circuit refreshes to even get into a google search so some actual shenanigans are going down. cloudflare was just the first symptom

>>30980

I guess NSA enabled their backdoors on the Tor network and that slows down the entire thing

>>30978

Ok I looked it up. It's no longer in dalvik like you said, but everything is still in interpreted code with some ahead of time interpretation.

Why can't someone port linux to arm and have everyone skin that instead of android? Android is a mess.

Has Samsung given up on Bada?

>>30982

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tizen

Cross your fingers for this. It got the native code (C++ application layer) from bada. Also it's actual Linux and not some freak show made by google.

>>30981

it's someone abusing the tor system for some purpose (there is some speculation as to who and what) and getting many many (all afaict) exit nodes automatically flagged

it's weird that nobody has been talking about it but it's not a problem if one willingly de-anonymizes ones self by turning down the Tor security settings and running javascript to answer captchas (cloudflare's and google's give unanswerable challenge loops at high/no-j settings). My guess is ppl are downgrading settings and/or just waiting for it to blow over

>>30988

>dat snow

thats cool

>dat deer

obligatory bambi reference

also… is that a graveyard? wtf

your back yard went from magical snow land to fucking snow terroe.

>>30989

I do some volunteer register work at old graveyards on occasion.

There is nothing better then seeing the look on peoples faces as you walk into a graveyard with a shovel to clear the dirt of the top of the gravestones.

Then you get the fun of cleaning them up and trying to read the old writing and then geolocating them and putting the burial info online.

>>30989

>>30990

Also this is coming from a country which has day of the dead.

>>30992

to be fair I don't think they bury their corpses there, they just leave them hanging around

>there's like 5" of unplowed snow over 1/4" of solid ice on the road out front right now

>my neighbor just took off in his ridiculous massive Toyota Tundra and went up the hill like it was nothing

and here I always make fun of him for dick compensation

>>30991

are you a fucking saint of something?

>>30990

>>30992

yeah no thanks, i don't like the idea of living next to rotting corpses.

>>30991

>trying to read the old writing

I was watching an archaeology docu about some danes getting massacred and they were trying to read a weathered stone inscription and it was like

>this team of phds are now going to use a high tech technique called [something]

then they waited until dark and shone a flashlight at it obliquely

>>30995

It was something my mum does and I go out and help her when I have nothing to do.

It really is quite fun trying to figure the information or deciphering the words especially when they are in old English.

A lot of gravestones a really weathered so it gets interesting.

>>30997

you are gonna get killed once the zombies start coming out

>oh shame how he died?

>the first stages of the zombie apocalypse

>but that didn't happen

>yeah police was enough to contain them but the ones at the graveyard didn't had means to defend themselves

>>30998

We talk slow zombies or fast "zombies"?

Shovel helps and I'll bring my slingshot next time.

>This is the extent of British weaponery

thoughts on DiRT rally?

Dirt 3 physics aren't actually that bad imo. The game is fun but it just doesn't have that much content when it comes to courses. I haven't played the early access version yet, but I bet one of you fags has.

>>31000

>but it just doesn't have that much content when it comes to courses

don't worry, it's Codemasters, they'll fix that with lots of paid DLC

>>31001

I'm hoping it won't be like that again.

>>31004

You did watch Mercedes cars and Stars today right?

Lewis got beat by Wehrlein.

>>31004

>>31006

Also there was Sepang 12 Hours

>>31008

I love ovals, I like to dwell in dirty air

>>31007

>>31004

And the Gulf 12 hours

Like m8 you just missed 3 decent sized motorsport events

>>31010

What about V8 supercars?

>>31010

Maybe if people actually posted links when stuff was on…

>>31011

Over for the year last weekend

>>31012

Admittedly I also missed all of them.

I also missed the BBC season review and need to catch up on that.

>>31013

I'm glad you were aware of that, for Christ's sake, considering you're a ausfaggian

>>31016

>BBC sucking Hamilton's cock for an hour

Maybe Britbro can lodge an official complaint to the BBC about bias, forcing them to make another doc critical of Lewis

>>31016

They just title it that.

It's just a normal 2015 season review.

Admittedly they only started this titling thing last year and I doubt they would continue it if someone else won.

>>31016

no jennie gow

what has buxton done this time?

>>31019

Jennie is not a full time BBC employer and I'm pretty sure does some work elsewhere. She is also the secondary pit reporter behind Tom Clarkson.

It is why Jack Nichols is not on that list or James Allen despite them both doing commentary work for the Beeb

>>31021

they said yellow like a year ago before the renault shit was happen

they called dibs mang

>>31022

is that worse then "It Was Fair"?

Because that one was seriously bad.

what's bang bong bing count on the next test?

70 bangs 20 bings 15 bings

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=31&iso=20160222T00&msg=F1%20Pre-Season%20Test%201

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=31&iso=20160222T00&msg=F1%20Pre-Season%20Test%201&sort=1

>>31031

Meant for:

>>31027

>>31031

Oh wait, add like 8hrs to that.

>won't start at midnight

>>31031

>>31032

I should just become an her now

*hero

>>31033

>autism mode activated

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=31&iso=20160222T08&msg=F1%20Pre-Season%20Test%201&sort=1

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=31&iso=20160222T08&msg=F1%20Pre-Season%20Test%201

>>31031

70 days

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan thats too long

i'm tired of racing!

bye guys! its time to move onto my new adventure!

i'm gonna become a twitch streamer!!

Not really i still love F1 and i will forever do

>>31038

No, but I would def fuck the shit out of linetrap back in the day no homo

First Qualy predictions:

1.Vettel (it was rainy and he won)

2. Gimi (had a solid qualy, no errors made)

3. Nico (I made certain mistakes based on a lack of judgement, i'm still learning i'm not a complete fucking carbabby

4. Hamilton (I can't get this clutch to work, i'm uses to stealing automatics)

>>31042

Though lets be fair as tattoos go they are shit

>>31043

TAG-Heuer engine drops out with

a timing problem

>>31045

Trust me if the Ferrari is much more competitive Mercedes will be more than willing to sacrifice a driver to get a win and If Nico jumps Lewis they will sacrifice.

>>31048

I think lauda is about to jump ship, not because he is a fucking senile old man but because he likes a good battle, and knows that merc is shit i the future. Niki should just be part of Ferrari.

>>31049

princess grace knows something about that

>>31052

its all about confidence and bullshit on tv man, your average viewer wouldn't catch this.

>>31054

>there is some concern these low nose regulation could actually cause cars to underride each other

>jayne mansfield probably knows all too well hehehe

-simon lazenby 2016

>>31054

I still can not believe he thought he could get away with that. I would have said that he got asked to do it as a bet.

>>31057

he did get away with it, he kept his job with 15 seconds of apology

probalby worth it for the lulz

>>31062

what was the shitter handle from a couple years ago that made it through? it was like muckerfother or something really obvious

>>31063

>not watching the webm

>>31064

not that one, it was a free practice voiceover

>>31065

Can't say I've heard of that one before

something along the lines of

>DuckmySick69 says: Vettel is a third rate driver in a first-rate car

(i may be combining two separate incidents)

>>31067

oh i remember this one, it was india i believe.

>>31059

Sky have sacked people for less.

>Using the word 'holocaust' to describe someone having a poor game

>Using 'Toon Army in Asia' as a joke when referring to Newcastle United ('Toon army' being what they call themselves) and the box day tsunami

This of course ignoring the entire sexism scandal.

>>31067

I remember that. That was someone on cuckchan and Brundle got really annoyed at it. Said something like "if this is really what the fans believe then I just don't know anymore"

>>31068

>>31070

I thought it was Canada and that Karun was in the box with him.

>>31071

was it canada? i just remember chandok, thats maybe why i thought it was india lmao

>>31072

I remember Canada.

Specially said somewhere around the Turn 8/9 chicane. The one with a bridge over the braking zone.

I think it might have been Karun who got annoyed.

>>31073

>watch him when it loops

>>31078

to be fair that girl is a qt.

>>30988

Wow that's beautiful thanks for sharing.

>>30990

>they are the best neighbors possible

Neighbors are quiet

>>30998

He lives in the land of the free. He must have fucktons of guns.

>>30999

I feel so sorry that you cannot have the arsenal of democracy at your disposal.

The British special forces designated marksman rifle is an off the shelf American AR platform rifle. (Lewis machine and tool)

>>31000

Can't say I've played it. Is it meant to go in a different direction than dirt 3?

>>31004

>tfw so desperate for motorsport I'd even settle for Formula E atmMaybe even IndyCar. Maybe.

Top kek

>>31021

>no stars and stripes and burger

>>31038

That's such an ugly creature

>>31050

Lauda worked at Ferrari in a consulting role in the 90s

>>31069

>speed limit

>racetrack

No

Also the lesmos were so much faster and the first chicane was much better.

>>31060

Holy shit those tits are beautiful

>>31081

I love how they still use the v8 cars because even though the fuckfest cars are now 2 years old and legal to do whatever with, they're still expensive to operate and sound like shit.

>>31082

I love how it took FOM almost a year to replace the sound in the bumper that starts each session

>>31083

I would be shocked if that weren't deliberate

>>31084

I don't think it's a conspiracy, it's just that CVC are fucking cheap and want to bleed every last dollar from the sport they can.

Look at the complete lack of "broadcast technology" in the world feed compared to other sports, that's simply because they don't want to spend money. Literally the only improvement they've made in recent times is virtual advertising, which makes more money than it costs.

>>31085

what about the little team color splats they have next to the names now

and finally moving the order out of the 4:3 area to the actual left

those must have blown the budget

>>31087

>Xmas

You heathen scum

>>31088

its hard to write christmas man, its a long word, it has an H and R and S in close proximity, then theres that T , come on man!

>>31082

Nah it is 3 years old before you can use them outside of any event

So they have to wait till the end of the 2017 season to use a 2014 car

>>31086

>and finally moving the order out of the 4:3 area to the actual left

I'm pretty sure that is amazingly a broadcaster decision.

Like some broadcasters chose for some mad reason to have a 16:9 feed but use 4:3 graphics because FOM offer them separately.

>>31088

If you really want to read into this, the stars look like stars of david

>>31087

he has nice kitchen appliances.

>>31092

WRC on this when???

>>31104

>Kubica rolls and dies withing 65 corners

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS WAS A THING?

They need to do a modern day version.

>>31106

no fun allowed in todays F1

>>31107

Imagine Dennis doing it

>Autistically prepping his car before the race

>Basically just cleaning it over and over

>Is slow as fuck and comes last

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minutes-ot-hear-lewis-hamiltons-first-songs/

Get to hear some of Lewis' music

It's exactly what you would think

>>31087

>>31098

those are lucky charms

he left out the pink hearts green clovers and blue diamonds

horseshoes are haram

>>31109

still getting mileage outta that 'lookin at me lookin at chu' hook I see

>>31111

Charlie Rose gets so much pussy

just look how good he is at pretending to be interested/impressed/taking this shit seriously

so much pussy

>>31109

he is outright a bad singer lol, not even a catchy or fun tune also even his voice sounds bad.

>>31116

>>31117

Fucking Cripple.

>>31116

>welcome to myspace

those were the days

>>31113

>Monisha drives exactly like an Indian taxi driver

>Has the best pit stop though because she has hired a million drivers

I'm guessing Claire would overdrive hoping to win and not get punished by Frank

at least EJ just hires a bunch of musicians with his shekels

>>31120

I'm guessing they would cancel it after Horner wins it 10x in a row

>>31119

I left the start in just for that

>>31117

>this man is a Formula 1 champion

but yeah, its better than hamilton's

>>31122

You do mean Toto right?

>>31125

only if they ballast for his pecs and… hardware

>>31127

that shit is so awful, so much content gets permanently ruined because people make it no audio and 3mb for there and then it gets spread

like why would we want to know what the black chick is saying to the dude who pulls up to people jacking off in his car? it's so much better to just see their lips moving, i'm sure she didn't have a sassy comeback

>>31125

or, let's face it, it would probably be mercedes B-class and they would cheat

>>31128

>that shit is so awful, so much content gets permanently ruined because people make it no audio

Was thinking about that just yesterday.

We lost a classic Croft fuck up, because it happened during the cuckchan era, and thus didn't get meme'd because it was audio

>>31067

>>31111

Just think of all the new casual americans he might bring in…..shudder

>>31139

reddit f1 seems like a very retard place compared to several other subreddits i know off.

>>31106

>tfw Horner wins because shitty as he is, he's the only team boss that has even competed at the f3000 level

Also Chapman was a very highly regarded driver to the point where he got to drive for vanwall in the French gp but his car had the brake shoes installed backwards and he crashed.

>>31111

Haven't listened to it yet, if it gets blasted out of shit headphones by a hoodlum sitting rows down from you on the bus, does it just sound like whining Blackman interspersed with tr808 snare beats as all the other songs do?

>>31127

Hehe

>>31148

>>>/k/277202

Plebbit is all cancer, link related for more reasons than one.

>>31151

>implying bridcunt didn't have it coming

>>31153

Jailed for 12 months and banned from football for 6 years

What a madman

>>31153

punching a horse is reasonable though, they are giant and used as living weapons by the police and conquistadors

like punching a german shepherd

>>31155

>like punching a german shepherd

Fuck I despise police dogs

>Police unleash a vicious animal on you

>it bites and rips the shit out of you

>if you try to defend yourself by punching or kicking it, you're in even more trouble

Such utter bullshit

>>31156

>in the land of the free if they do a no knock raid, sic dogs on you, or otherwise enter your house without a warrant, you can shoot them.

>>31160

>left pic

kek

>I thought the standard procedure was to throw a flashbang onto a baby and kill it?

they'll absolutely still try, but you cannot be convicted if they carried out such an illegal raid and shot them. None of us pretend it's perfect.

>>31161

and you shot them*

>>31160

is that buck angel?

>>31161

you won't be convicted posthumously you mean

>>31163

>implying that the semi-autotragic babby killer black death maker salt rifle doesnt make its owner automatically successfully carry out mass shootings

>>31164

oh yeah I forgot

Feinstein told me they are designed so you don't have to aim them you just hose people down

*one motor

man haven't even hit the sauce yet

>BLOG

Fuck.

The guy we're renting our current house from finally (after 3 fucking months) got the internet transferred to his new place, so now I have no internet at home, other than mobile with fuck all data.

I want to move soon too, possibly interstate, so I really don't want to sign a contract to get the internet on.

Since F1 season is over, I might just not get it, and just use mobile instead. Need to spend less time on the internet anyway…

>>31170

>tfw my ID didn't carry over, and now I have this ugly color instead of heavy metal black

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/formula-1-overtaking-slumps-by-20-percent-in-2015/

>20% fewer passes

>almost a tenth of them courtesy of Mad Max

how long until they put in a push to pass DRS power boost?

>14% fewer pitstops

>17,580 tires used

for comparison the USA threw away 300 million tires in 2003, which I gather is above average internationally.

>say the teams use 300 kg of fuel per car (100kg per race distance, say 3 race distances in a weekend) for a total of 6 metric tons a weekend

>total 114 metric tons a year

>one Boeing 747-400 long haul freight to 2015's 9 flyaways (leaving out AUS-Malaysia and USA-Mexico trips) takes up to approx. 1500 metric tons of fuel (170 tons w/ full tanks * 9 trips)

>total maybe 1600 metric tons annually (can't imagine driving to the Euro races adds much more)

>USA alone uses 388.33 million metric tons of gasoline (136.78 billion gallons=517.77 billion L*0.75kg/L for pump gas)

so in summary F1 uses 0.00041202% of the USA's fuel and 0.00586% of the USA's scrap tires annually

>clearly Pirelli cheese tires are 10x more wasteful than flying to all the sandbowls

and yes I am this bored

>>31173

>inb4 50 metre run off

>>31172

Durr hurr, need to ban all internal combustion engines.

>>31173

That looks like tilke saw phoenix and decided to make it even shittier.

>>30917

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Cohen-Olivar

Here's another accomplished Moroccan driver, but he's a French Moroccan Jew, not a Muslim arab.

You would think in pre war grand prix racing there would have been some sultan or whatever that bought an ERA or other vaguely competitive car and failed to qualify at some point in one of those years.

BLOG

Not wanting to add to Mexibros fantasy that I'm some form of secret agent but I just legally sifted through loads of peoples mail and have 72 hours worth of CCTV footage on a password protected hard drive.

This job sometimes…

>>31179

it aint a fantasy when you subtly drop hint after hint britbro.

>>31174

if you drop those live.aaaafoo.# files into ace player they will play with some stuttering

unfortunately mine is all abu dhabi and literally nothing happened worth screenieing

straight outta reddit

lost it at the schumacher reference

>Aston Martin is rumoured to be backing out of an F1 deal

So that is essentially Force India ded

>>31187

Topkek

How anyone was stupid enough to think it would actually happen…

>>31187

they were pretty much ded at this time last year and still managed to pull through. it's great that FI moved up a spot in the WCC to earn some extra berniebux but the prize fund should really be handed out at the end of the year. I don't even know why the payments are made in installments, is it to prevent teams from taking the money and running? obviously that didn't work this year with the team formerly known as Marussia. given that so much of the managment resigned at the same time (Lowdon, Booth, Bell etc.) I would not be surprised in the slightest if they disappeared after getting whatever cash is due for 10th place.

>>There was the interview with Danish television that he asked to start again after forgetting the name of the team’s young GP2 stand out Stoffel Vandoorne. They couldn’t of course. They were live. And so Ron compounded his error by talking up their other young prospect, Nick. Nick Heidfeld

He has fucking lost it

>>31189

Sauber and Lotus have on occasion had cash flow problems so they get it in installments. I didn't think that was how it worked for everyone though.

>>31187

aston was never going to provide much money, just the name would attract more sponsors

also "jagwar coming back into racing"

>formula E

>part of their commitment to moving the company towards EV

man and they used to not totally suck b— oh wait, carry on

>>31190

my impression was that all the teams are paid via installments and Bernie agreed to advance some of the payments for struggling teams.

>>31190

Did he mean nyck de vries?

Holy shit he must be senile on top of the autism.

>>31191

>man and they used to not totally suck b— oh wait, carry on

It really is depressing how none of these companies are able to fucking get it.

Their founder summed it up as "grace space pace" it is that fucking simple.

Also the jag fe team is basically Williams with jag badging

>>31193

williams, who only make the batter– er, Rechargeable Energy Storage System that everyone has to use

sort of like if pirelli ran a F1 team

>Aston-Force Pirelli

>>31193

>the jag fe team is basically Williams

The pitstop fuckups have huge potential.

>driver comes in to pits

>gets out of car with depleted battery

>Williams magic happens

>driver gets back in to same car

>re-joins race

>>31194

>williams, who only make the batter– er, Rechargeable Energy Storage System

Pretty funny when you consider Wiliams put their eggs in the flywheel basket.

http://www.williamsf1.com/advanced-engineering/case-studies/incubating-technology

>Williams in charge of BetaMax

>Williams in charge of MiniDisc

>Williams in charge of HDDVD