/f1/ - Formula One

340 kph

Do you have some "chocolate senna goes in the trash" variety of fresh memes?

320 km/h

Meerkats please

>>19964

> Kobayashi's drive at Suzuka in 2012 was more impressive than what Hulk and Perez have accomplished imo

Perez's epic Malaysia 2012 choke

>my sides

>>19964

>tfw if he didn't get held up by the toro rosso he would have jumped Massa

>tfw KA-MU-I KA-MU-I KA-MU-I KA-MU-I KA-MU-I from the Japanese crowd

One of the best moments of F1 recently.

Vettel was doing his usual silly thing of going faster at the end to set the fastest lap and get the grand chelem. He could have fucked it up…..

Pls Lotus p1

Oh look, a BrazilNigger forced a get.

They'll hit 355, but only once.

They'll go 1994 km/h and then explode into a fiery effigy of ayrton senna.

In all seriousness, put me down for 330km/h.

popped on the 2012 italian gp and I see this

>mfw the competition has been so one-sided since two years ago

>rosberg and hamster aren't even in contention

;__;

>>20006

>>20007

>You must choose a prize in your entry

:^)

>>20008

Nice place, I used to rent a nice yellow villa in country side of sweden during the summer, its great to have a little reprive from the stress of everyday life. Plus the gooseberry pies were great.

>>20013

I seem to remember a lot of moments of Rosberg having braking issues

>>20010

I'm fine with either.

>>20014

Rosberg has had pretty significan issues with the rear brakes that Mercedes are either unable or unwilling to fix. Austria qualifying was a pretty embarrassing case off the top of my head

Oh whoops put me down for a senna trash image.

>>19957

347, Meerkat

Now, what are the chances of red bull not being shit this weekend?

>>20021

>Sounds like Maldonado is out of a drive

I'm sure his money will find him a seat somewhere.

>Monisha signs 3 drivers again

>>20022

>I'm sure his money will find him a seat somewhere.

why do you think hulk was so quick to lock down two years at force mallya?

>>20022

Yeah it looks like Sauber would be the most likely option. I did some digging around and it sounds like PDVSA doesn't actually supply any fuel or lubricants to Lotus so that won't be a problem

check out the Venezuelan propaganda on the Lotus website tho:

>The New PDVSA is the most authentic demonstration of the sovereign oil policies of the Venezuelan people. PDVSA, along with its workers, is one of the key engines of the Bolivarian Revolution, continuing the legacy of President Hugo Chávez Frías through programs that contribute to the wellbeing of the Venezuelan people, under the leadership of President Nicolás Maduro.

>PDVSA is the fourth largest oil company in the world and has the largest proven oil reserves on the planet: 297.7 billion barrels. PDVSA, along with the Bolivarian Government, is responsible for the exploration, refining and production of Venezuelan crude oil, tasks which are carried out with efficiency, expertise and reliability. The ultimate goal is to fulfill the dream of Liberator Simón Bolívar and use Venezuelan oil as an instrument to foster solidarity and independence. Day after day more than 100 thousand workers help make possible the Oil Harvest Plan which promotes the overall development of the Venezuelan people though sports, housing, healthcare, and education programs. Thus the oil revenues reach all children, youth, adults and elderly persons in the nation and contribute to their development. PDVSA belongs to the Venezuelan People

http://www.lotusf1team.com/partners/pdvsa/pdvsa/

>>20024

Doesn't Grosjean have a deal with Total?

I think that is the fuel/lubricant deal.

>>20024

Lotus use the recommended Petronas fuels and lubes for the engine, but use total's gear oil for the gearbox as lotus makes its own transmission.

>>20023

Interesting point.

Why do you think pastor sucks worse this year than last year? He had some stand out qualifying performances last year, outqualifying grosjean 4 times. But he has only out qualified grosjean once this year, and that was due to an issue grosjean had.

>>20026

>Lotus use the recommended Petronas fuels

Unlike Williams who use Petrobras, then claim that their engines make less power than the works team because conspiracy.

>McLaren were something like 50hp down last year (Merc powered) with their shit awful Mobil fuel

>can't be helping Honda either

>>20028

The season is not over yet but Maldonado has not really shown any of his speed, except in the first few races (where he either crashed or was crashed into or had mechanical failure)

>>20029

I miss the jungle juice from the late 80s and 90s that was like 60 percent toluene and could only loosely be called gasoline.

>>20032

>that was like 60 percent toluene

More than that!

>Toluene at 86% by volume fueled all the turbo Formula 1 teams in the 1980s, first pioneered by the Honda team. The remaining 14% was a "filler" of n-heptane, to reduce the octane to meet Formula 1 fuel restrictions.

>>20032

Didn't it basically just blind the fans nearby?

At least that is what all the old farts say.

who /ticket/ here

>>20033

pretty cray cray

>>20035

ayyyeee its an ayyettalian

have fun listening to lawnmowers!

>>20034

Never heard of that. When CART had turbo methanol cars there aren't even stories of people getting hurt by it (other than the fires they caused being hard to see).

>>20035

Have fun. I miss all the shots of people sitting on the parmagiano reggiano sign at the lesmos from the 90s. Maybe there's some cool shit like that now.

>>20038

Well they weren't blinded just that the fumes coming out of the exhaust were so irritable that people had a hard time watching through the tears and the stinging.

I'm sure I've heard of someone being a bit nostalgic for it.

>>20039

I remember smells from the lower formula races I've been to and remember that fondly. In vintage racing I've had rich running carbs sting the eyes a bit, never been too bad, but of course I wasn't attending gps back then.

>>20040

I found one line from James Allen

>In the early 1990s, when I started, the fuel makers used to chuck in all kinds of additives which gave up to 100hp extra and I remember the exhaust fumes would literally reduce you to tears.

And I have heard similar things from Ben Edwards and Tony Dodgins who have both done F1 coverage since the 90's.

I guess working in the pitlane would make it much worse. Crazy stuff.

>>20041

Sounds awesome.

>>20042

yeah that sounds fucking neat. pitstop guys wear helmets and goggles anyway.

>>20042

Agreed. The blood sweat and tears is gone from f1, but that was so much a part of the charm.

Everything is so sanitized now, we've lost the grit of grease covered mechanics wrenching until the last minute before qualifying, the cars pushed to their absolute breaking point (systems failures with homologated complicated nearly spec hybrid shit doesn't count), the bootleg repairs, the attrition, the inherently high risks taken in reliability to get a higher result, the bittersweetness of points only barely lost, the sourness of defeat, and the ecstasy of victory, the mechanicalness of it all.

Listen to speedway at Nazareth and tell me you don't feel it too.

>>20044

>>20043

>>20042

>tfw 'murica

>>20046

Nico is dating Laura Zinnel

I would provide pictures but I'm on leave.

>>20046

For that matter, other than Roy nissany, that south American Jew that force India hired, and tomas scheckter (who's career seems to have fizzled despite him having real speed), is there any Jew that is anywhere close to an openwheel race seat?

>>20048

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Goldstein

He's actually good in the series that he's raced in, although I've never heard of those series, which may be telling.

>>20048

You have never heard of the JRDA?

http://www.jrda.co.uk/JRDA/Welcome.html

Also I found some pics of indy 1994 and it's fucking packed, I cant find pictures taken in the same place from 2 years later, but i bet everyone was in michigan instead.

>>20046

>not realizing that finns are their own ethnic group and are closer to hungarian and estonian than they are to german.

>>20056

Yeah, F1 lost a lot when drivers stopped dying on the track.

I demand more blood for the motorsport gods

http://www.enterf1.com/italian-grand-prix/monza-weather

>tfw missing the open pit today

>ywn do a few lines with maldonado

>>20059

>going bald

>bleaching his hair

>starting a music career

Does this all sound familiar?

>>20060

I was wondering the other day what would have happened to Ham's career if he didn't win the 'hip in 2008. Technically he did already move to the Brackley team so him and JV have that in common too…

>>20061

He would have probably stayed around for a few years, maybe even until now. He was young and showed some potential. Not sure Mercedes would have picked him up though, so perhaps if he didn't win in 08 Rosberg would have 2 more WDCs.

>>20062

Is there something happening today or are you just bored and wanted to go outside?

>>20063

the pit's open on thursdays so you can go autograph hunting.

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/fia-satisfied-with-pirelli-s-conclusions-after-spa-tyre-failures

>Pirelli investigated the failure of their own tyres and came to the conclusion that Pirelli is not at fault

>>20066

To be fair it makes sense that tires get damaged by debris and shit, but if Pirelli noticed the issue in practice and qualifying, why didn't they tell Ferrari that running a single stop was dangerous considering Spa is, as they say, a demanding circuit and there's a high probability of debris being produced by support races and crashes during the race?

Was the engineer they gave Ferrari completely incompetent?

in the spirit of the Italian Grand Prix i'm thinking of making homemade pizza for the sunday grand prix.

>Mercedes using all 7 tokens and modifying the petronas fuel

Prepare for rape

>>20070

>upgrades are unreliable

>both engines blow up during the race

>vwl

>>20069

remind me again of how low sidepods and high noses are not permitted, but this shit is somehow?

>>20074

pretty sure its anti dmca shit

>>20076

but the audio is all the same as well

that's like the first thing those check

>>20078

could be shit that people think works but doesnt

>>20074

Just hold control and scroll your mouse to zoom the tab.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/120605?source=mostpopular

Jenson Button says it's time for closed cockpits in Formula 1

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/120598

Le Mans winner Nico Hulkenberg against closed cockpits in F1

TIL Jenson is a faggot.

>>20090

aaaand plebbit cites Max "corrupt retard who doesn't understand economics in addition to having nazi hooker orgies" Mosley

>Paraphrasing Max Mosley from that One documentary:

>"If you give almost any driver two cars, and tell him one is very very safe, the other is very very dangerous, but 2 seconds faster… he'll always pick the cars that's 2 seconds faster. That's why it depends on the attitude of the organizers to make the sport safe."

>TL;DR: its usually not a good idea to trust the drivers views when it comes to safety features. They all generally feel invincible anyway.

I hate this sport's fans. Fuck these apologist retards.

>>20092

Thanks Germany.

One day your people's commitment to organisation will see you take over the world.

>>20090

>Doublediffuserbabby Jenson Button says it's time for closed cockpits in Formula 1

>Le Mans winner Nico Hulkenberg against closed cockpits in F1

FTFY

>>20093

They've already taken over yurrup.

>>20094

That's more like it.

>>20090

>>20094

>guy who's retiring wants to make F1 into sportscars

>guy who's won in sportscars wants to keep them separate

also,

>zero (0) podiums

Hulkenmeme is well on his way to becoming the next Adrian Sutil

>>20097

What pisses me off the most, is that the Daily Mail hounded Murray Walker into retirement for making less blatantly WTF mistakes than that.

>they pushed the narrative that he was too old and his mind was fading, thus leading to mistakes

>>20098

There are a lot of things to complain about in modern f1, the loss of Murray is definitely one of them.

>>20098

It the daily mail.

They will probably accuse him of paedophilia when he dies.

>>20100

>implying it wouldn't be an honor to be diddled by Murray

>>20102

how short must those women be to be his height in heels?

how do you find two near identical women that height?

>>20103

I'm somewhat ashamed that I know who they are

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cheeky_Girls

>>20104

>Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

heh

>>20107

Looks like it could have used another 10 minutes in the oven, anon.

But if it tastes good, that all that matters.

>>20108

Yeah, it wasn't not done but it surely could have been in the oven for a few more minutes but i fucked up and i turned the oven off because i saw a black part and i thought "shit its burning!" but it was just a rogue piece of cheese that fell of the pizza and i didn't feel like becoming the human torch trying to light it up again lol.

>>20104

>ashamed of knowing the cheeky girls

No one can be ashamed of cheap dance party pop at discos/weddings.

If it wasn't 4:30 am I would be listening to vengaboys and Macarena because of you linking to them.

>>20110

I'm an old metalhead anon, so it's not something I'd willingly admit to.

They're also not really known outside of the UK/EU, so having niche knowledge makes it seem like I care.

>posting Slayer because it's not 1:30pm here

>>20111

They aren't my normal taste either but due to the amount of times they get played they just embedded into my mind.

I think secretly everyone in the UK likes it. It's the only way to explain how spice girls, S Club 7 and Girls Aloud became so popular.

>>20112

>They aren't my normal taste either but due to the amount of times they get played they just embedded into my mind.

I know that feel.

Commercial pop music is an unavoidable parasite.

>>20111

>it's not 1:30pm here

>couldn't decide to say it's not 4:30am, or to say it's 1:30pm

>my mind did both

>>20113

>unavoidable parasite

I caught myself once humming 'Call me maybe'

That is when you know it is bad.

Any way enjoy lunch ausbro I'm going to bed.

>>20115

>action

auction*

>>20115

That's fucking great.

>>20119

>be me

>listening to the drivers press conference in another tab

>hear someone butchering English

>can understand most of it

>pay attention for a second

>hear "Latvian Grand Prix"

>nope

>not in the mood for this shit

>close tab

>>19957

>>Entries must be in before FP1

20 BINGS TO GO

>>20122

He'd still look like someone who's a fedora away from looking like a Reddit superstar.

>hamilton knows he won't win another championship if other cars have the same engine power mercedes has

>>20125

He'd need to trim it close enough to get rid of the curlyness.

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

don't be ant

FUCK

FP1 hyoe

>>19957

also.

254 KPH - a Meerkat webm.

>SkyF1 not understanding that Akayamanami-san was referring to the combustion engine, not the power unit

Are they literally Go-Pro's ?

LMAO

>>20133

Right on cue, Ted confirmed.

…or you could just not race around sage karam

I just realized something

>Jenson always being pro open cockpit until now

>"WAAAAAAAAAA I knew the guy who died, this is important now"

He's literally being a bitch about it because he knew Wilson since carts.

I'd ask for a larger windscreen before going for a closed cockpit concept. If possible, allow teams to use a lower front structure to improve visibility.

I wish they would go about this from a different perspective. Instead of going with a closed cockpit we could:

Make sure the fucking spring is attached to the car and doesn't go bouncing down the road and hit Felipe Baby

Make sure you design a nose cone that doesn't break off in one giant piece that can smash someone's face in

Make sure you don't have a goddamn tractor cunt on track where a car can hit it

Problem solved, no need for closed cockpits

>>20137

its understandable, lets say you are against kangaroo hunting but suddenly your friend dies killed by a kangaroo, i'm sure you would turn pro-kangaroo hunting to combat the problem.

>>20139

Of those, I'd say the Massa incident would have been impossible to prevent but agreed on tractor deployments and nose cone tethers.

>>20140

>trusting a kangaroo, ever

Sainz, this isn't a rallycross course.

>Saintz

SIESTA TIME

I watched a video the other day were Sainz was complaining about the gravel being reduced at the Parabolica.

Seems they didn't reduce it enough for you Carlos.

>>20146

To be fair, that looked more like a car problem than a carlos problem

>>20148

They might improve a little.

>>20131

i just realize i was so sleepy i said 2 instead of 3.

lmao

>Crofty's hamilnigger bias becoming so unbearable that even Ted "No Sparkplugs" Jewvitz is calling him on it

Kill me now. Kill me before the american hamilfag gets here

>>20150

I think Finland fucked you tho, Mexibro

>355 779f07 Finland either

>354 2d4106 Mexico Meerkat

>347 2beb09 India Meerkat

>340 0dcc75 France Do you have some "chocolate senna goes in the trash" variety of fresh memes?

>333 447ad8 America I would like a "senna helmet-wearing reddit mascot goes in the trash" meme pls.

>330 4cf53b America Senna

>320 0abd4e Sweden Meerkat

>>20152

>Ted "No Sparkplugs" Jewvitz

Speaking of which, I made this video/account this week

It's not on the normie internet anywhere, and I don't want people to forget it

>>20153

eh, its okay.

i have faith Honda engines are too shit to go over 354.

>>20155

But the rules, Mexibro

>If nobody guesses correctly, the winner will be the closest guess that didn't go over

It will literally need to be 354 for you to win

>all this Verstappen cock sucking over the last few years

Meanwhile Esteban Ocon had better stats

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Hamilton bleached his hair

>>20159

How did I miss this?

>and why wasn't it posted

>Hamilton: I'm going through an experimental phase in my life

it's called midlife crisis

>Carmen Jorda on screen

>my dick stirs

>>20059

>>20059

>>20160

>>20160

>>20059

There were no good pictures on twitter yesterday

>>20163

>>20164

Well, fuck.

>>20165

New Mercedes token motor looks to be bullshit

>>20169

full transition to San Francisco lesbian.

HOLY SHIT

Something not useless on the F1 site that isn't paywalled

http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/f1-live.html#leaderboard

>>20172

LMAO nope

5 out of 6 tabs are "premium feature only"

Still better than nothing

>just

>be Croft

>take a shot at Vettel for winning in 2011 "without having to do any overtaking"

>cheerlead for Lewis

>my ace stream finally died after some long ass time

welp…

does anyone has a stream?

>Ant talking about "investing in one off race aero"

You mean like aero package that Mercedes used in Spa AND Monza?

>dumbfuck

>>20175

http://cricfree.sx/update/skysf1.php

>potato

>>20177

potato is better than no potato.

thanks

>BESTFANS tweeting that Palmer is a future F1 champion

My sides

>Kravitz calling out Croft

Literally saying that Croft is "on his high horse"

Crofty vs Ted

Round 11

Has Kravitz finally had enough?

>>20182

Probably, i mean Crofty spews so much bullshit someone has to stop him.

Crofty and Ted hate each other nowadays lol.

Even Ant is hating on Croft now

>Croft not knowing about invisible methanol fires

>Ant audibly annoyed

>two former F1 drivers tell Croft there isn't an advantage gained by running wide

>Croft still thinks he knows better

What an arrogant cunt

>croft as a steward for a weekend

>PENALTIES FOR EVERYONE BAR HAMILTON

>HAMILTON IS GREAT

>10 POINTS TO HAMILTON

>IM A GREAT STEWARD

alright, FP1 is over.

see you all for FP2, hope this place is more alive then.

>>20189

Me too, Mexibro

>too many American here that sleep for FP1

>>20190

And many europeans are workingµ

>>20191

>tfw 6pm and 10pm on Friday night

/comfy/

yooh FP2 hype

>Croft buying the excuse that Mercedes hasn't given the new motor to customer teams because it's experimental and not fair to give their customers an untested engine.

Is he really that naive?

>Croft not even making it 5 minutes in to the season without resorting to reading tweets because he's run out of things to say

>>20195

I'm not watching because holiday but that is really stupid.

Surley they haven't given them the new motors because that would require all the teams to move on to another engine. When they move on to their next engine set it will be the updated one.

>>20197

almost everyone's running new engines for monza anyways

>>20197

It's more that Mercedes want the new more powerful motor all to themselves on the most power dependent track of the year

>>20198

Okay then.

New changes to the calendar with Malaysia now in December

April 3 - Australia


April 10 - China


April 24 - Bahrain


May 1 - Russia


May 15 - Spain


May 29 - Monaco


June 12 - Canada


June 26 - Britain


July 3 - Austria


July 17 - Europe (Baku)


July 31 - Germany


August 7 - Hungary


August 28 - Belgium (potentially September 4)


September 4 - Italy (potentially September 11)


September 18 - Singapore (potentially September 25)


October 9 - Japan


October 23 - USA

October 30 - Mexico


November 13 - Brazil


November 27 - Abu Dhabi

December 4/11 - Malaysia

>>20201

>September 4 - Italy (potentially September 11)

>September 11

>Haas spergs out and refuses to race on such a "sacred" day

>Danny Fiat

Kills yourself Croft.

You are literally the only person in the world who pronounces it that way, but you're so fucking arrogant that you think you're right.

>>20204

They'd better allow more testing.

>>20205

They aren't. I think they are removing a session.

>>20204

I guess they are trying to compact the calendar so as to reduce the 2/3 week breaks during the season.

>>20208

Better than Abu Dhabi and it has already been last once.

It is just because Singapore and Malaysia don't want to be next to each other on the calendar.

>>20209

i wish we could get Brazil back

>Mercedes upgrade their engine

>too much power makes brakes explode

>>20211

>Hamilton sennas out in the fastest corner in Monza

>British fans find a whole new dimension of obnoxiousness

>5 laps remaining

Sunday race confirmed to rain and a time race

>>20202

>they run a special livery with pictures of Bush

bung us a smoke ay lads

>>20214

CP used to fly out of your screen on 4chan, like 8 years ago or so. Nowadays it's pretty tame because pedos go on Tor and admins are actually deleting illegal content.

I believe chans are scary because of their lack of structure. You just go and shitpost. No need to register, go through dozens of hoops to post, start arguments between known figures of the community before getting your post deleted by a disgruntled admin.

Also no way to easily say that you like/thanks/support/upvote a post and report/dislike/downvotes opinions you are against. And it's really, really hard to see that people have different opinions that you may not agree with but it doesn't make them lower people or some shit.

>>20207

>>20201

Race timings when?

>>20219

It feels to me that Reddit is built upon sharing images and external links then commenting on them. By banning such links, the mods are effectively removing what made reddit reddit (ie. a sharing nexus with a bit of commenting and this option to let the community "filter out" the irrelevant content - in theory at least) and just enforcing a shitty rule. For many pictures, you don't need more than a one liner (the title) to explain what it is.

I never got the point of gfycat. It's basically a service that turns gifs to webm, right? So why bother with the initial gif? If you're ripping from a video feed there are dozens of software that let you cut bits and encode them as webm, why bother using PS or whatever to wreck quality and make a gif?

Janitors make sense. Hopefully for them, the admins will let that happen. Most admins don't want to lose power.

>>20220

gfycat is html5 video, so webm or mp4 with an option to save as a massive gif

the admins don't seem to be on a powertrip, but it's really just a kneejerk reaction to this one guy posting "the evolution of X" albums of multiple drivers over time. it seems like more of a problem that the userbase thinks that's interesting content and the mods were a bit out of touch with them.

>>20121

What is this Latvian gp nonsense?

>>20136

Why cant we go back to blaming the driver that kills someone (ok I know it was hunt, not patrese that killed Peterson), its so much easier to call sage karam a retard meathead than it is to fuck the sport over more than it is already

>>20217

Honestly this board is super civil by Chan standards and pretty much so far an exoneration of its anarchic format.

>>20221

>kneejerk reaction

Plebbit, knee jerk reaction? Say it ain't so. Lololol

Also I saw those retarded evolution of X galleries getting linked to by retards elsewhere. Stupid policy. If their users are upvoting shit, let them live in it. Its not as if its being spammed or filled with cp.

>>20222

>What is this Latvian gp nonsense?

There was a Latvian reporter in the press conference who asked what the drivers thought about hypotethical GP in Riga so he could write a story about it to his local latvian news papers. People of small countries are infinitely interested in what the big world thinks about them.

>daily reminder that jolyon Palmer (granted after 4 years) has a gp2 season win and multiple poles, fastest laps and racewins, while Alexander Rossi got like his first win this year after 3 years in gp2 and and years of garbage in Fr3.5 anyway.

Why are there only shit American drivers going through openwheel motorsports? Indy sucks, but holy shit why cant this country make a good driver anymore.

>>20224

Oh…one of those. We'd have a Hamas Grand Prix of the Gaza strip before a Latvian GP.

Actually, call Bernie, I have an idea to leech money off of the UN.

>>20225

the potentially good ones are already too fat as a child to fit into a race car

>>20226

Pretty certain the various Shekelbergs and Goldsteins would quickly double their offer for a race in Tel Aviv or Haifa.

>>20227

Ooh, sick burn. Shame we still have a minimum weight when I increases the cost of competition and doesn't improve safety.

If we at least went back to a very low to unreachable minimum weight, we could have fat guys like Alan Jones again.

>>20228

Israel could actually host a good Mediterranean gp. There's space to do it (either as a street circuit or in the desert), transportation and infrastructure is good, the money is there, you could actually have champagne on the podium (more than can be said for the rest of the middle east), Israel actually had an auto industry (Kaiser Frazer and Sabra cars were manufactured there) and some automotive heritage, and it be an opportunity to make shekel jokes.

Non trivially, the Jews have the money to make a non tilke kebab track and bribe jean todt to allow it.

>>20230

On the other hand, there's always the possibility of it torpedoing Bernie's relations with the gulf states AND it would also require quite a bit of investment from some very, very stingy people.

>>20232

Fair enough. Jews will dump money into investments that bring money into the country. Israel has competitive professional sports teams thanks in no small part to that. I dont think f1 is any exception.

>>20235

In a secret Nazi facility building an army.

>>20220

Exactly. Reddit is a link aggregator with voting.

For mods to ban content that is being up voted is just a power trip, and goes against the entire "hurr hurr democratic voting" concept of the site.

>>20235

>other sites amazed at the Hannah baby news

>8ch knew about it month ago

>>20238

>month

months*

>>20232

>Kikes somehow manage to build a circuit overnight

>Is now shoehorned as the final race this year

>During the race, Hamilkek gets fucking obliterated by a rogue Hezbollah rocket before he can get the third championship

I would cum buckets

>>20240

Ahahahahahha. Watch it be a last minute stand in for Mexico when the track (with the raped layout) isn't finished in time.

>>20242

>hurr durr single tire supplier

If a company sells you broken shit, you go to a competitor. But we're practically a single make series now so…

>>20242

Vettel's outburst at Spa scared Pirelli.

>>20244

More like Bernie is laying down the law

Same as Giedo settling with Sauber at the last minute

>>20238

I do my best.

>Instead of banning image posts, we're going to moderate more aggressively

Plebbit logic.

I really think now that this championship is HAM's to lose. There is no physical way of Rosberg "outdriving" the car unless he can tame his demons of not having THE PERFECT car, which I highly doubt he can get on top of this season so far into it.

It would need a divine intervention of biblical per-portions for Lewis to not win this.

I'm bitterly disappointed in Williams though, they have underperformed this year.

>>20248

Wontiums was never going to move forward. They didnt have the money to keep it up (lotus 2013), nor did they have some special engineering talent to make up for it, long gearing and a Mercedes engine was never going to be enough. Also their strategy is still clueless.

>>20248

Also pray that we never have to deal with faggilton again.

>>20249

Smedly was supposed to fix the strategy issues and it is worrying that he hasn't been able to do it in his second year there.

I get the money part, but they should have had just that little more without them shooting themselves in the foot on strategies, specially Silverstone.

>>20248

Honestly at this point I spend most of my F1 time thinking of ways Hamilton can get injured on track before he clinches the third championship. At the very least I hope once he gets the third hip he decides he's happy with his Senna amount of hips and fucks off to go do rap music and other niggerish things and never steps foot in an F1 car again

>>20238

>everybody making a fuss about Vivian being pregnant at spa and how Nico had a private jet to get to her in case

>Sev had Hanna pregnant on the sideline like it was nothing

He must have been so smug knowing he didn't have to deal with all the shit baby interviews.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/11845062/McLaren-set-to-lose-20m-in-sponsorship-next-year.html

Project four racing to lose johnnie walker sponsorship worth 20 mil.

Ron Dennis turned down a title sponsorship offer in 2013 claiming that 43 mil was not enough money. Further confirms that this Autist has no respect for time and value that is not his own.

http://www.speedcafe.com/2015/09/02/video-throwback-nascar-liveries/

NASCAR teams do vintage liveries for Darlington. I like the stp petty car. Shame that it isn't a Plymouth like petty made famous.

>>20255

>tfw Jenson is kicked out for Pastor and his oil money

http://www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/13583200/pirelli-issues-quit-threat-lack-testing

B-b-but testing is bad and the costs and lesingletiresupplier.

>>20257

Hahahah I would erupt in laughter.

>>20259

Ron sits in his Autismbox hyperventilating knowing that Pastor is going to go out and wreck the nice smooth car he spent ages getting his mechanics to clean and polish.

>>20260

>Ron starts buffing out scratches and spitpolishing the compromised chassis that pastor flung into the wall

>>20261

>Ron

>doing work

>>20262

Sorry, you're totally right. He yells at Kevin magnussen to do it. And threatens something sexual under his breath when Kevin advertises his disinterest.

Paul Tracy should make a comeback. Nothing would make indycar look more retarded. He would talk shit til the cows came home.

>>20267

and actually be good at driving. Fucking insane Quebecois.

eff pee free

>tfw banned from cuckchan

looks like this is home for the weekend

morning

crofty + ant combo is doing my fucking head in

what's the point of womens tennis? they aren't even hot

>>20273

>Serenawinslol

>>20275

i'd even take mcnish

EVEN MCNISH

>>20277

maybe if they made them all wear bright colored jelly strap-on dongs that flopped out from under their skirts while they played

>>20278

nigga u gay

>someone cracked/hacked/intercepted/whatever into Kimi's radio

lel

>>20280

>"push him out"

>kimi rams hamilton

morning

>got to pick parents up from the station at 1:50

poop

>Ricciardo's new engine is already dead

>Rosberg needs to change the engine

sabotage again

>>20286

Why can't hamilnigger just get in a fucking accident and break a leg or two

Jesus fuck surely it can't be that hard

Was that Alonso's new gf

Woah is that Lara at McHonda?

>>20290

I like that you always reuse the same pictures, Mexibro. Always easy to tell that it's you and not the other mexican.

Oh hey look it's Vettel ignoring track limits, what's new

>>20293

OMG A NORMIE

i'd like to shove crofty across some track limits

There's really no point to quali today

Nico is on an old engine, so he's at a power disadvantage at fucking Monza. And let's say Lewis crashes out at the end of Q2.

It doesn't matter. He starts from the back with that fucking OP Merc sunday and still gets a podium, guaranteed.

what's the fucking point?

>>20296

Did Nico blow a motor?

>>20297

According to Merc's twitter, they haven't found out what the problem is yet. They just went ahead and changed it

>>20298

Well that's this race over.

>>20296

maybe if they made the mercedes powered drivers all wear bright colored jelly strap-on dongs that flopped out from thier cock pits when they braked

>Jos starts punching mechanics

well shit

>Verstoppen

damn.

cooling the engine to the extremes.

F I N G E R T R O U B L E

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>that big carbon cover cost more than my house

>mad max in charge of illegally shedding weight mid lap

>>20306

Not anymore

>Golden engine

That shit gotta weight like shit, no wonder Renault is so slow

>>20309

they need to invest before the stock market collapses

why does nico get all the old and fat mechanics?

>Fourthberg

WOW

Brundle just literally claimed that the Tifosi aren't as good as the BESTFANS

Just

fucking

wow

Ericssonic

>Maldonado the only Mercedes powered car not in Q3

because prost has such a good record running his own teams

all these green lined helms

Calling it now.

Sev is gonna pull a pole out of his ass.

>>20319

>be Seb

>against all odds get pole in Monza driving a Ferrari

>make Tifosi line up

>have every one of them individually apologise for booing me

Rosberg is so fucked with his old engine.

Fucking Mercedes.

All bergs having problems

>>20322

>All Nicos having problems

FTFY

where is the ferrari pirelli rep? and what sort of chewing gum is he eating

>>20322

>>20323

>both are Nico

>both their last names end in berg

NicoBergApocalypse

Fourthberg

>>20326

>>20327

le gimind

And Finland loses agi…. wait what?

Fucking hell Mercedes.

Nico has stuck with the team since they became Mercedes. Stuck with them through all of their shit and under performance, finally got a win in 2012.

Hamilton comes in 2013 and the team fucking shove Nico to the side and treat him like the red headed step child of the family. Apparently loyalty doesn't mean shit.

It's fucking garbo and yes I mad

>>20332

Only because they can sell the shit out of Lewis.

if you want to get on tv you just need a stupid hat

>>20332

Nico is too stable and vanilla for the masses, Mercedes only wants the niggas money.

>rugby

>cricket

>tennis

wow there is fuck all else happening today

>>20337

At least you missed Q1 and Q2.

GP2 time

>mess up the roggio slightly

>engine demolishes Ferraris in the other two sectors

>Nico out of contention due to bum engine

mercifully I do not watch Sky so I am spared the gloating by Crofty

the NBC commentators are much more bemused than anything with Mercedes' dominance

http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/video/2015/9/Onboard_pole_position_lap_-_Italy.html

Hey Mexibro, do you know anything about this? #3 at 5:10. I'm assuming this is in Mexico.

I don't think I've ever seen a truck go this fast. Off road none-the-less.

>>20341

#3 is Brazil.

http://www.gpupdate.net/en/videos/2672/huge-formula-truck-accident-in-brazil/

>>20344

>only resulted in two broken legs, one broken arm and cut tongue

wow, that's like nothing considering how that crash looks