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Brown Pill --- YLYL Thread Backmarker 06/06/15 (Sat) 23:27:18 591065 No.11931

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfHave you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

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Backmarker 06/07/15 (Sun) 01:05:37 591065 No.11937

>>11931

Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?

Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.

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Backmarker 06/07/15 (Sun) 01:08:47 591065 No.11938

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>>11937

>Replying to a bot

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Backmarker 06/07/15 (Sun) 01:26:11 591065 No.11939

>>11938

I just came on this website, and I couldn't help but notice that jocular image! A banana, stripped of it's peel, and holding it alongside itself as if it's naked! To add to this metaphor, the banana also covers it's private areas, as if the viewer has caught it… in the nude! I believe, however, that the innocence of this scene is corrupted by the expression on this character's face. If this were simply meant to be a juvenile display of "being caught nude", then I think the banana would have a rather shocked expression on its face. But this is not the case at all. Look into that face. That is the face of a SICK, SADISTIC PERVERT! This nude display was no accident. Suddenly… that banana gives me the creeps. My skin tingles just from the sight of it. Is it a rapist? I stare into it's demented, sadistic eyes, and break out into a cold sweat. The covering of the privates, which once seemed like a move done out of embarrassment, now tells a different story. This banana is a male, and he is covering his penis. He does this to build suspense before he RAPES the viewer. The holding of the peel, with the small finger stylishly raised, only serves to reinforce this theory. Desperate for an escape, my eyes turn toward the top of his head, and what I see disgusts me to the core. This banana is no ordinary pervert. This banana is a SCAT FETISHIST! Why else would the top of a banana be brown? Clearly, he has smeared feces on his forehead, and now intends to commit the crime of rape. This banana is a true psychopath, and exists for the sole purpose of living out its twisted fantasies. I feel the need to vomit now. Who knew that a picture so seemingly innocent could have such undertones of perversion, sexual abuse, and depravity. Despite it's jovial appearance, I strongly urge parents NOT to share this image with their children, lest they grow up to become a degenerate just like this insane, sickening banana.

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