How do I kill myself and ensure all the people who knew me know that I have killed myself? My mom is so obsessed with family image at if she were to find me dead with a suicide note she'd try and cover it up.The picture included is of Evelyn McHale, a

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Doomer 06/13/20 (Sat) 07:37:41 No.27617

How do I kill myself and ensure all the people who knew me know that I have killed myself? My mom is so obsessed with family image at if she were to find me dead with a suicide note she'd try and cover it up.

The picture included is of Evelyn McHale, a woman who jumped off the empire state building in the late 40s. This picture is called the most beautiful suicide.

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Doomer 06/13/20 (Sat) 08:12:26 No.27618

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Simple solution: Write each person that should know what happened a text message before you end your life.

The picture included is of a known pedophile who used to kill his victims. He boasted on old-style bb forums about his deeds and thought he is internet savy while he forgot that you can unswirl a swirl and went to jail.

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Doomer 06/13/20 (Sat) 10:40:52 No.27621

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>>27617

Your mom is in the right. Hands down.

That said, you could do it in public.

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Doomer 06/13/20 (Sat) 23:41:31 No.27628

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>>27621

This. Do it in a public space. you could hang yourself in a park from a tree like August Ames did and then some dog walkers would find you and it would be all over the local news.

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Doomer 06/15/20 (Mon) 12:44:55 No.27640

>>27628

I knew she hanged herself but I didn’t know she did it in public. Bad example though because she was already famous before.

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Doomer 06/15/20 (Mon) 15:41:20 No.27643

Blow your fucking brain out in the middle of the main square or something. With your phone, wallet, everything on you. Hesitate a bit if you wanna be a dramatic little bitch about it. Just make sure nobody can stop you in the act of doing it.

I mean, I could go on about how it can get better. And it probably might, if you take a step back, by yourself or with the help of someone.

But you've made up your mind about it obviously. Far more than I have at least.

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Doomer 06/15/20 (Mon) 16:24:47 No.27646

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Send an email or faceberg chain or something. Some roastie famous model even programmed her social media updates before an hero and her account kept posting shit after she was dead so setting up something like that shouldnt be that hard to figure out. It should not be hard to figure out.

Also you are fag, what kind of douche emo wants to die so he can get back at mom? you just want attention you femboy slut.

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Doomer 06/16/20 (Tue) 11:41:59 No.27659

>>27640

True everyone would have found out about her anyway. But I think if you do it in a park even for a nobody it would be hard to cover up and people will be talking about it.

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