/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>3184

Hmm. So if you took maise and highrise, you can't take the cave. But I really want that extra boon, so what if you lived in a highrise, with a maise on the ground floor and a cave underneath for the vault and other valuable shit.

That sounds like a lair to me!

>>3184

Archetype

EnlightenedNEET DRAGON

Hoards

Money

Medichamber (+2 Dragon's Blood)

Magical Leyline (+3 Dragon's Blood)

The Holy Grail (+1 Boon, +1 Dragon's blood)

Magic Artifact (+3 Boons)

Dragon Powers

Strength Lv3

Immortality Lv3

Element Lv1 (Lightning, Sound)

Breath Lv2

Form Lv3

Scales Lv3

Extra: Large Wings

Boons

Maid -> Maid Dragon

Manse

Fortified

Pubic Unrest

Level 2

Enemies

Miserable Families

The Wizard

Jew Crew

Lancelot

Josaiah Jofag

I'm a melee beast. With three points in strength combined with the +50% strength bonus for having three points in form, I hit as hard as possible.

I will deal with Lancelot with a large two handed hammer. While I may not be as skillful as Lancelot, I will not need to be. When Lancelot approaches me to engage in melee combat, I will use sound breath on him. It was stated that sound breath stuns him. While he's stunned I'll hit him once with my war hammer.

The Jew Crew use 0.5 bullets, which would be ineffective against my scales. I will rip them to shreds or blast them with lightning breath whenever they show themselves.

The wizard can use the glove to make a flat round shield, but that shield can only protect himself if he's attacked from one single direction. My dragon maid would take one side and I would take the other. We would both hit him with dragon's breath.

On the off chance that something goes wrong and one of them manages to kill me, I get three instant respawns. They'd have to kill me three times and kill my dragon maid once to get whatever they are after. With my combat stats I don't think that will be possible for those tier 2 threats.

>>3189

With my strength I could also throw boulders like a hulking hurler. My Maid Dragon is my waifu. She's a bit yandere but that's OK because I don't have any other women in my mansion. My mansion is fortified because I imagine it will be a pain in the ass to constantly have to hire people to fix my mansion when Jews shoot holes in the walls or when the wizard or I break things while we're fighting.

I will just leave Josiah Jofag alone, even though I probably have enough dragon powers to take him on I will let him live provided he's not too annoying. There are plenty of rooms in the mansion after all. He can room in the other side of the mansion. My side will be off limits.

Since I'm not a public enemy and I'm freaking rich I see no reason why I can't hire a private security team to keep the miserable families off my lawn.

Since I have so much money I should have no problem ordering whatever I want online. I'll have the latest computer, solar panels, great internet, good food, and anything else I want. All without having to leave home. I'll hire another servant with my money (a male servant so my dragon maid doesn't go yandere on them). I'll have that servant go out and buy things for me or bring me expensive food from restaurants.

Seems pretty comfy!

>>3184

Some of these boons seem like they're not worth it, like the butler. If the old butler isn't immortal then he'll die in a few decades. That's not worth a boon point unless he's automatically replaced by another cool old guy butler. If it's just one mortal butler then I'd rather just hire a butler with my money and use the boon on something else.

Looks fun

>archetype

Enlightened NEET. Which is basically me anyway.

>hoards

Money, medichamber, porn stash, cold fusion micro reactor and harem.

All easy to manage as long as I don't go nuts about it.

>powers

Strength 3

Immortality 1

Form 2

Scales 3

Breath 2

And as an extra I'll take the claws. My element is darkness.

>booms

Fortified

Maid

Butler

Komodo dragon

>enemies

Miserable families

THAT guy (kill, incinerate body. EZ)

And Josiah Jofag

Even if I can't use my breath, I have the durability to tank anything he can hit me with, and can use my own immense strength as well as the claws the eviscerate him every time.

>>3193

>Even if I can't use my breath, I have the durability to tank anything he can hit me with

Your scales make you immune to piercing attacks, but not to blunt trauma and his stand teleports around hitting with truck-force kicks. That's massive blunt damage so you probably could not tank those. Whoever gets the first hit would probably win there.

>>3198

With practice, I can learn some agility. I'll have plenty of training by the time this annoyance appears.

>>3184

Archetype

RichNEET DRAGON

Hoards

/k/ Stash

Really Bitchin' Fitness Course

Library of Liberandia

Cornucopia

Money

Medichamber

Magical Leyline

The Holy Grail

Magic Artefact

Holodeck

Dragon Powers

Strength 3

Immortality 3

Element 0

Breath 0

Form 3

Scales 3

Extra: Dragon Claws

Boons

Maid -> Maid Dragon

Butler

Manse

Fortified

Enemies

Muh Libruls

Miserable Families

Wytch

The Wizard

Jew Crew

Lancelot

Josaiah Jofag

The Enterprisers

Muh libruls and the miserable families can just be ignored. The Wytch is a joke. I can easily kill her at any moment. Lancelot has normal human strength and durability so I could just throw a boulder at him or something. The Jew Crew can't pierce my scales so they stand no chance. The wizard isn't even immune to bullets. All it takes it two people with guns shooting him from two different directions to take him out. I doubt the wizard would even make it past my hired security guards.

Josaiah Jofag is annoying but he's not openly hostile. That means I get the first move, and my first move will be a maxed strength dragon's claw to the back of his head. He doesn't even respawn. Instead, "another one" takes his place when he dies. That other one will not have his memories, so I could just sneak attack that one as well.

I would not fight the enterprisers. When they ask for the holodeck I would trade them my medichamber instead. The only reason I took the medichamber was because it gives me two blood points, and since I would have already been enhanced by the medichamber I get to keep those blood points anyway. Star Trek medical technology is far beyond ours, but it still can't heal everything short of death. This means that the the medichamber exceeds their technology. They would definitely want it. If I take serious damage my immortality allows me to slowly regenerate even without the medichamber, and if I don't feel like waiting I can just kill myself and instantly respawn to heal. I don't need the medichamber.

Since I am not a public enemy, money would be extremely useful. I could buy anything I want and have it delivered to my mansion. I could also hire private security teams to keep adventurers and other undesirables out of my mansion.

I would spend my time in the Library of Liberandia reading novels, on the internet, keeping fit in my bitchin' fitness course, or on the holodeck living out all kinds of fantasies and adventures. I'd romance my dragon maid as well and sometimes take her into the holodeck with me, or just lounge about watching movies with her. I'd stop by the bar and have a drink sometimes and may play a round of cards of chess with my butler.

I took cornucopia as an extra because why not? While I am not a public enemy, I am still not liked. I don't want to order takeout from a restaurant to find that one of my haters placed boogers in my food.

The infinite /k/ stash would go towards arming all of my servants.

EnlightenedNEET Dragon

>Hoards:

The Princess, Really Bitchin Fitness Course, Holy Grail, Money, George Chained to a desk.

>Enemies:

Prince Lv1, Lv2 Lancelot, Lv2 The Wizard +1Lv0 Harold)

>Dragon powers:

Level 2 Immortality, Level 1 Element(Cold and Sound), Form Level 3 Scales 3, Breath 1, Claws, Full Dragon Form.

>Boon:

Meido

Scales 3 should make me costly invulnerable to all the enemies in the list, Lancelot is dangerous but I've got sound breath to kind of handle him if he gets up close. For the "X tied to a desk" option I'd like to have my favorite doujin artist working full time, though if I really only get a single piece of work it's kinda useless, not sure of what would I get them. Money+Meido together simply remove any other kind of responsibility I might have, letting me just lay back and play vidya with an eternal bro princess.

Don't you just love when a robot makes anything at all? It's always a 10/10

<enlightened (+1 unrest, 10 blood)

>Nazi regalia

>Transporter

>magical leyline

>/k/ stash

>Medichamber

So that's 2 public unrest and bonus 15 Blood total.

Strenght: 3 now I cand deal with anyone save the King.

Immortality: 2 only in recognizing our own mortality can we make a difference, still, can't waste this opportunity

Form: 1

Element: 3

Scales: 2

All Extras (4)

Boons: Cave, Maid and Dragon Maid.

Enemies:

Normalfags will be beat up to near death, but not actually killing them as I should so I don't increase the Unress. I'm sure my robrothers will deal with them.

Jews and Wizard are easy to deal with. jews will be deat with no matter what.

I must also pick another level 2, who will be Lancelot since he can be killed. I want to pick Yania, King and the star cucks too because I despise subhumans like them, but oh well.

The Plan:

>barricate the fuck out of my cave, use teleporter as the only door (It doesn't requires energy, right?)

>use taiwanese rice fields to and teleporter to arm my men with the /k/ stash and start the race war

>strike crippling blows on the jews and steal their shekels using the teleporter

>use and abuse of shekels and teleporter, rape, help my resistance, rape, hire mercenaries, etc

>win the war and become the Overlord of our new Imperium

So basically follow the original plan I had for my life.

>>3189

>implying the force of the bullet wouldn't fuck you up

>"they learn with their past mistakes"

>>3218

>not having a plan if they don't accept the deal

>if I don't feel like waiting I can just kill myself and instantly respawn to heal.

>>3193

>My element is darkness.

>>7881

>not fucking the princess

>>7882

>porn is better than sex

>>7914

>being a delusional LARPer

>>3184

Enlightened Neet

>Hoards

Money

Magic Artefact

Holy Grail

Magical Leyline

>Powers

Strength 3

Immortality 3

Element 0 (sound)

Breath 0

Form 3

Scales 3

Extras: Tail, Wings

>Boons

Manse

Fortified

Saber

Butler

>Enemies

The Wizard

Jew Crew

Lancelot

Josiah Jofag

Saber automatically deals with one level 2 threat per week. Once Lancelot is killed the other two only show up once per year so it's fairly unlikely I will need to handle them myself at all and there's no chance of failure. On the off chance they do show up in the same week I should still be able to handle them. Josiah Jofag is a serious threat, but even if I lose (which is unlikely given my powers) he doesn't actually take anything. I also only have level 1 public unrest which Manse negates, so that's not an issue either. One more hoard slot is available but I'd rather not take any more enemies.

>>3184

richNEET dragon

hoards: unlimitate fig collection, money, medichamber, katana collection, holy grail, magic artifact

dragon powers: immortality 3, scale3, strenght 3, extra:wings

boons: manse(free), fortified, maid, maid dragon, butler, saber

drawback : filth

public unrest: lv1 (no effect)

enemies: mom, harold, miserable families (the butler will help with these)

otherkins, ken sama (me and my dragon maid will team up and kill them easier)

Lancelot (saber will help me kill him)

josaiah jofag (the only one who isn't possible to get rid of, but he is away mostof the time so i just haveto be patient when he is there)

>archetype

enlightenedNEET

>hoards

money

library of liberandia

holodeck

holy grail

>dragon powers (11 dragon blood)

lvl 1 strength

lvl 3 immortality

lvl 1 element (fire and acid)

lvl 3 breath

lvl 3 scales

>drawbacks

filth +1 boon

>boons (2)

fortified

komodo dragon

>enemies

wytch

lancelot

the wizard

the enterprisers

<unrest +1 (practically no effect)

I'll use the holy grail to deal with lancelot and the witch and then hopefully convince the enterprisers that it's as valuable as the holodeck. If it succeeds I'd lose the lvl 1 strength and fortifications, but if it doesn't I wouldn't risk fighting them every month. Even without the holodeck I'd still have a library, almost infinite money and a pet komodo.

>>7915

It said the enterprisers would accept something equivalent(ish) in value. The medichamber is more than equal to the holodeck, since it greatly improves their existing technology. There's no way they wouldn't be interested in that.