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 No.13163 [Last50 Posts]

Thread dedicated to single page cyoas that are light on content and you're not sure if they deserve their own thread.

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 No.13176

File: fe03f94a94289ce⋯.jpg (7.03 MB,1280x8694,640:4347,Hidden Planet CYOA v2 (sin….jpg)

Hidden Planet CYOA. It's about creating your own little planet, populating it with some creatures and living 50 years on it.

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 No.13179

File: 3631e74e950f910⋯.jpg (2.59 MB,2498x2318,1249:1159,space janitor.jpg)

>>13176

>Desert X3

>Draco

>Technology

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 No.13180

>>13176

Question: If I take the City Biome, does the doubling of the population happen before or after my choice to exchange 25 members for a new biome. Like say I want to take the city biome, then give up 50 people to get two more biomes on my planet. Is my final population going to be 100 ((100-50)x2) or 150 people ((100x2)-50)?

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 No.13184

>>13180

For balanced purpose I would say after the exchange. EX: You start with 100 pop and you burn 50 for 2 perk/biome. After its all done, double de rest, so back at 100 (But 50 of your chosen race instead of 25)

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 No.13197

File: ac6e81123ecaddd⋯.png (5.68 MB,1200x9636,100:803,Blade-Dancers CYOA.png)

Blade-Dancers is about becoming a member of the most renowned guild of sword fighters.

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 No.13198

File: 4b2300998740cf0⋯.jpg (2.65 MB,1200x4836,100:403,24 - Fantasy World Translo….jpg)

Fantasy World Translocation is about starting new life in a fantasy world.

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 No.13200

File: c0a954b88c64d61⋯.jpg (2.9 MB,3498x1752,583:292,7.jpg)

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 No.13201

File: 25dba78a623e20f⋯.jpg (1.02 MB,1600x1122,800:561,SPECIAL.jpg)

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 No.13217

File: ec6b8fab341812c⋯.png (570.13 KB,990x5978,495:2989,All things change v3.png)

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 No.13218

File: 2764f0d0e8a8a3c⋯.jpg (2.43 MB,1600x4200,8:21,Change is Good CYOA.jpg)

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 No.13220

File: 1c88d5aab590899⋯.png (2.68 MB,1000x8000,1:8,Pre Apocalyptic.png)

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 No.13225

>>13198

Race: Demon (10)

Lifestyle bonuses: n/a

Physical bonuses

Grace x1 (2)

Strength x2 (2)

Regeneration x1 (2)

Magical bonuses

Magical affinity x2 (4)

Lifespan x2 (4)

Setting:Low magic

Low magic setting keeps me near the top of the food chain and reduces danger somewhat. Since I'm immortal I have plenty of time to study magic and refine my physical traits. For combat I'll rely mostly on melee using magic to augment myself. Once I feel that I've exhausted all potential for growth in this universe I'll get to work on learning how to access the rest of the multiverse.

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 No.13245

File: c300894bb02f131⋯.jpg (6.84 MB,1600x8300,16:83,A Merry Drunkmas CYOA.jpg)

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 No.13252

>>13176

Biome: city, ocean, forest, desert x3

population (100 x2)-25-25=150

50 animas, 50 cherubims, 50 fair folks

perk: planet

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 No.13253

File: 69057ee90df91b8⋯.jpg (7.63 MB,1400x6541,1400:6541,Minor Conveniences CYOA v1….jpg)

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 No.13254

File: a54c2fb050c2829⋯.jpg (6.79 MB,1400x8673,200:1239,Moderate Conveniences v1.0.jpg)

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 No.13257

File: c397a472096a990⋯.jpg (2.53 MB,1200x7398,200:1233,Darkworld CYOA.jpg)

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 No.13258

>>13218

peace+crime -2B,growth -1B, reality -1B

beauty -1S, heroes+worms -2S, magical races -1S,

ratio -1S (80%female, 10% futa, 5%hermaphrodites, 5%male), affect gender -1G (affect groups -1B): in this world due to the hight number of women, harem are allowed by the law the most common "couple" consist in 1 man/herm/futa and 8women. all women and herm have hyperfertile womb. herm/futa are very feminine. a few women are tomboys, gay men are all femboy/trap/sissy. homosexual people have also the right to have harem

produce pheromones -1B, ignore -1B, perfect body,mind,ageless -3B

fetish ignore -1S, magical harem -1S, idol -1S: as an idol a lot of people want to be part of my harem i even accept herms and futas to be part of it and their harems join mine

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 No.13259

>>13245

mug

Don't mind the food

physique+ one and done

ties that bind genderbent

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 No.13262

>>13257

Strength

Intelligence

Determination

Lifespan

Senses

Intangibility

Traveler

Time manipulation

Sword

Armor

10 years

Insects

Birds

Humans

seems pretty comfy here, actually

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 No.13330

File: a37c8799ce4997f⋯.png (3.86 MB,1000x4519,1000:4519,Andromeda CYOA v1.1.png)

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 No.13347

File: b8be2a2cdccbfa3⋯.jpeg (45.12 KB,600x600,1:1,284B8C1E-3242-4E29-B73E-B….jpeg)

Devestated +2

Titan

I’m assuming that I can take all the Level 0 perks so I will

Durability Lv 2

Intelligence Lv 2

Repair Lv 2

Manufacturing Lv 2

Power Lv 2

Combat Lv 2

Kaiju

Lee

Angels +2

Past +2

Police +Ally

With my extra 4 points I choose Energy Melee, Ballistic and Energy and my last point on Strength Lv 1

With the extra ally I’ll pick Ranger Newton so he can either persuade the police to join me or dissuade them finding me

- [ ] So all of this together I’ll use the repair ability to have my titan repair itself, then I’ll have Lee sketch some blueprints for war vehicles than will be improved and modified by the AI and churned out by the manufacturing and energy abilities. After making a sufficiently sized robo-army I’ll either make negotiations with local authorities or take the place with as little force as possible. After this I’ll make the town my home base for fighting off the Kaiju and Angels with my army. Then, I imagine, they’ll attack other regions of the world and request my assistance. Eventually the whole world will be under my sovereignty as any threats are obliterated and everyone gets genetically modified waifus and husbandos

Just thought I’d have a little fun with this thread

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 No.13384

File: fe65f5cbee6534f⋯.jpg (2.48 MB,1400x3153,1400:3153,space magic.jpg)

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 No.13385

File: 27d719e8c6bb6d7⋯.jpg (1.52 MB,1399x3580,1399:3580,time magic.jpg)

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 No.13386

File: 190a9d545f6135d⋯.png (4.08 MB,1452x2508,11:19,{Boon} Simple Choices [oc].png)

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 No.13395

>>13385

Upgraded reincarnation definitely. It's basically unconditional immortality with the added bonus of time travel.

>>13384

Probably upgraded teleportation here so that I can circumvent the slow travel of the days before the internal combustion engine and also for cool nightcrawler powers. Exploring the galaxy is cool too. Incorporeality looked tempting but it just doesn't have as much application as teleporting.

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 No.13405

File: 5e60e3de159a484⋯.jpg (2.76 MB,1904x3572,476:893,pol cyoa.jpg)

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 No.13422

>>13405

This one fills me with melancholy. It pulls me back to the times when /pol/ wasn't a disgusting socialist shithole and was instead more like, I don't know, a "politics in general" board. You can see the stormfaggotry here, it's true, but not the "I'm a NATIONAL SOCIALIST :^)" shit you get now.

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 No.13489

File: 3324f2f0c09bc59⋯.png (13.1 MB,1280x11610,128:1161,Yandere Maker.png)

a new Yandere thing lads and lasses

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 No.13541

File: 56545ba1d1c2322⋯.png (1.82 MB,1050x2050,21:41,Escapism CYOA.png)

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 No.13543

>>13489

Origin: Ancestral Spirit, Guardian Angel Spirit

Yandere Tendencies: Cook, Singer, Stalker, Ritualism

Personality: Kleptomania, Paranoid

Supernatural Abilities: Dream Walker, Mind Reader, Foresight, Possession

Similarly to the case of the trailblazer of waifuism Proclus, my mind gets possessed by a goddess, except this one is a particularly insignifant nature spirit that also claims to be my "divine" ancestor from a distinctly more heroic age. She has planned a glorious future for her chosen host detailed in a long epic she won't stop reciting. When not driving me crazy by going on about my wyrd, she tries her her best to supply my needs, which mostly involves stealing valuables and food, convoluted supernatural protection rituals and taking over other people's bodies to serve her fucked up goals namely involving the continuation of her blessed line.

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 No.13544

File: 186c0a4e6e2cf67⋯.png (617.49 KB,800x6000,2:15,Master PC CYOA (by monkeyb….png)

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 No.13608

File: 3673dd35c1ec72b⋯.jpg (866.13 KB,700x4137,100:591,Isekai Genie Gallery.jpg)

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 No.13609

File: 4b5d00f8d8379f2⋯.png (Spoiler Image,510.97 KB,340x928,85:232,Isekai Genie Gallery Bonus.png)

>>13608

Bonus/Mystery Box

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 No.13651

File: dbc88d475c822ca⋯.jpg (2.54 MB,1204x9936,301:2484,eSw38c2.jpg)

World maker

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 No.13660

File: db85acebfb3fa0c⋯.png (2.68 MB,1200x6470,120:647,Life as an Alchemist.png)

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 No.13665

File: 7b2f71470c9a9c6⋯.jpg (2.34 MB,1354x8384,677:4192,fVcwhk8.jpg)

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 No.13670

File: 090106fed19198c⋯.jpg (987.13 KB,1280x6020,64:301,5UXI0YV.jpg)

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 No.13678

>>13670

spread: sexual +16

change period: weeks +2

symptoms: sneezing +1

boons: strnghtened immune system -3, stabilize cells -3, optimized physiology -3, improved memory -3

benign mutation: optimized gender ratio -3, reintroduced pheomones -2, multiplied pleasure -2

euphoric success

>>13670

catlands:

-special massage

-nap time

-> cat-ification

succubi valley:

-native contact

cow hills:

-taking off the heat

->cattle-ification

futa metropolis:

-compétitives creampie

->futa-fication

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 No.13721

>>13651

Kind of ecchi fantasy world where humans and clockwork are dominant. Magic and catgirls are common.

Portal - Common Magic - Steampunk - Bright - Perfume of Eroticism - Humans, Fantasy Races, Lewd Races

Land is more mountainous than on Earth. Cliffs and narrow passes are much more common, it is very unusual for any place on land to not have mountains in view. Often when land meets the sea there are tall cliffs instead of beaches. Because of this airships are common for transport. It is difficult for lands to attack each other or for empires to grow very large and the world seems much bigger and full of mystery due to the terrain.

Magic is difficult to learn and few people are good at it. Clockwork technology running on enchanted mechanical power (e.g. wind-up, pendulum) is dominant and reliable. Coal and oil are used sometimes since they can provide a lot of power without relying on magic.

Humans

Men push themselves to excel and are good with technology. The best in the world at something is usually a man even when another has a natural advantage.

Women are naturally talented at magic, but few are able to develop it very far. To be good wives they are expected to learn magic to preserve their beauty and heal.

Fantasy Races

Fairy people like elves, dwarves, and goblins are all similar: small and mischievous. They appear weak, but have strange powers and it is a bad idea to mess with them.

Lewd Races (Female only)

Catgirls are energetic and have difficulty mastering any one thing, preferring a wide range of skills. They love being around humans and each other, but are too restless to make good wives. They have a hard time getting pregnant and almost never give birth to humans.

More exotic monstergirls include harpies which usually live simple lives in the mountains and can fly great distances; and mermaids which can live for hundreds of years and disorient enemies with their voices.

Succubi are not a true race. Very powerful wizards can sometimes use magic to cheat death and live indefinitely. No matter what they were before, this will turn them into a cute girl. Few people know this, but this is why it is common to have a powerful queen who seems to rule forever. Liches still exist because some wizards find it easier, or more preferable, to become a skeleton.

Lewd Races (Male only)

Beastmen look wild and may have animal parts like hooves or horns. They are strong, but undependable and usually prefer to live in the wild. Most don't take life seriously.

Tentacle monsters usually avoid humans and look scarier than they are.

>>13665

I'd tinker with people's personalities to make them more inclined to want to be useful, less inclined to hate/blame others for their own failings. Without that I wouldn't bother.

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 No.13745

File: dce85fb8e073292⋯.jpg (1.56 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Supereme Blessings.jpg)

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 No.13747

>>13745

Personal Universe - Invalidates basically every other choice, assuming I can suppress my omnipotence and live more like a regular person albeit with access to console commands when I need to.

Bliss - Sure.

Invincible - In case I decide to leave my universe for whatever reason.

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 No.13748

>>13745

The supercomputer intrigues me. Infinite memory and processing power? It makes Wealth redundant, as you can simply have your supercomputer learn to play the stock market. It potentially could create Utopia as well, if you have it develop new clean power sources and medical technologies. It might even be a more satisfying result as well, because you worked toward it instead of it simply appearing. It could develop full sensory immersion systems that would grant a lesser version of Personal Universe, and could manufacture anything you might create there if connected to the right machinery and supplied with materials. It might potentially be able to calculate the Meaning Of Life, but I'd be wary of giving the computer such open-ended or abstract tasks. Who knows what might result?

I'll take the Supercomputer for the reasons above. Invincible and Personal Universe, because someone might want to imprison me and make me use the supercomputer for their ends, this renders me immune to any sort of mind control or torture and gives me an infallible escape.

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 No.13754

>>13745

Supercomputer

Invincible

Super Psionics

That should be sufficient to be eternally entertained, maybe solve a few problems if I feel like it.

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 No.13775

>>13489

origin: muse

tendancies: singer, cook, training

personality: kemonomimi, sadomasochist

abilities: time stop, videogames mechanics, midas touched

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 No.13793

File: 7ce5bc839f01b6b⋯.png (2.32 MB,1280x5879,1280:5879,Stat Cancer.png)

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 No.13806

File: a7a614827c3192e⋯.jpg (2.2 MB,2908x2886,1454:1443,1549237221538.jpg)

File: 66c4176863c3784⋯.jpg (2.3 MB,2904x2594,1452:1297,1549232794053.jpg)

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 No.13808

>>13806

Single page cyoas…

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 No.13809

>>13808

They are technically individual cyoas, the first one it's an update and the second one it's… well, the author didn't explain it but i suppose separate form the first one.

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 No.13819

File: d6bb5e9fec561bf⋯.png (6.76 MB,1200x6352,75:397,Support CYOA.png)

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 No.13831

>>13819

Abilities

Good Looks, Cunning, Haste, Spellsong(Multi-Spell level 1 free), Shield, Miracle Worker, Druid

Allies are 2xfast, tough, regenerating, and whatever other effects spellsong and druid add. Shield (or Earth Magic) is at least needed to make me tanky: good luck winning against an enemy team if you cannot take out their healing and resurrection. With druid and spellsong I can defend myself without allies. Cunning because intelligence is always the best skill. Weakness is I might get tired from singing, removing bard effects and multi-spell.

Higher level multi-spell is tempting, but rulers would want to abuse my power to crush other nations. They might not take kindly to no and it would be a headache to argue about it all the time. Lower numbers also keep things in range of my songs for maximum effectiveness.

Quests

Eternal War: Use cunning to convince both sides to fight the other anon before fighting each other. Cunning is the best skill.

Ruin Has Come: I have multi-target super holy magic, but it might still be too hard since I don't have a military build. No reason I cannot go in slowely to see if I can handle it.

Huge Problem: Don't know if I can do this, but I do have cunning. Maybe regular yuri sessions can prevent the symptoms from manifesting at all? Medical necessity, of course.

Demon King: Obligatory.

Stop The Wall: Cunning is the best skill.

Ecological Disaster: Sounds too hard without a military build. "Perfect" predator is pretty bad and might be equal to my allies completely buffed.

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 No.13890

File: 5e479effd35a0cb⋯.jpg (156.36 KB,640x2650,64:265,i86Qnla_d.jpg)

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 No.13917

File: 25b74e6e37ad47e⋯.jpg (1.3 MB,1280x6162,640:3081,Interdimensional Alchemy S….jpg)

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 No.13933

>>13917

It has been two days, could you share what the mystery potion does?

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 No.13935

>>13890

This one's simple but quite well made, i'm kind of stuck between 1 and 4, not that the others are bad. but i'll opt for #1 with perk 1. not an easy decision, but a good one.

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 No.13936

>>13933

I don't think it was ever stated what this potion does. At least there weren't anything where I found this CYOA and a quick search on google didn't bring anything up except a slightly updated version if this CYOA.

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 No.13937

File: 88be1bc10359c4c⋯.jpg (1.95 MB,1280x7194,640:3597,Interdimensional Alchemy S….jpg)

Update

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 No.13942

>>13936

Thank you; too bad.

Was wondering, it could be anything from 'the first potion you drink has opposite effect' to 'you become a girl' to 'you now smell like banana'.

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 No.13944

>>13942

<huh?

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 No.13947

>>13937

>Potions

Fortune (-20): Not as important as the cheese, but well worth the points. Combined with hard work I can easily live a good life while also funding anything I want. Assassins would have trouble killing me too unless they also used this.

Intelligence (-5): I wish I could have more of these, but this should at least allow me to better decide how and when to summon cheese. With improper planning I could get sick of eating it.

Cheese (-5): This one is great if you have some way around the health problems.

Regeneration (-20): Need it so the cheese potion doesn't kill me. Can fix my problems from severe childhood abuse that Healing and Mental Health might not. Do they cure the results of being drugged, starved, and beaten? They are mental, physical, and developmental injuries all at once.

Metabolism (-10): It is as if this whole CYOA were about the cheese, which it should be. This fixes any remaining problems on that and I now have infinite cheese for only 35 vouchers.

Toughness (-5): It also helps strength and speed a bit since I can push myself harder without problems.

Translation (-10): I can now play Madou Monogatari 123 in its original language without being dependent on some sjw future translator. I've wanted this whole series translated forever and this lets me play both the pc98 and MSX versions, which I will probably do many times and write essays on which is better. The MSX version looks like it has better style despite being on the inferior system, but there is only one way to find out for sure.

>More Vouchers

Blood Donation x4 (+20): Each of these is around 10% blood volume and over 15% is unsafe. However with Regeneration more can be taken safely, effectively reducing its cost to around 5.

Write it Out (+5): Was going to do it anyway so free points, but I am using it as an excuse to sperg/blog while laying the blame on the CYOA maker. His fault. Can you believe that guy? What a jerk, right?

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 No.13948

>>13947 doubleposting

There was someone who wanted to translate those games, but seemed to be disturbed by how gory the battle descriptions were. Which is awesome. Might be why he didn't get it done. I need to play these games in unbutchered form some day. Please, someone think of the children. Think how much you thought that stuff was cool when you were 12. They need these games. Do it for the children.

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 No.13949

File: 6fc31bf5d5c5394⋯.jpg (56.54 KB,500x460,25:23,djjdusjsj.jpg)

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 No.13984

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 No.14002

File: 7829a4a9f763050⋯.jpg (3.89 MB,1200x6400,3:16,pkmntcg cyoa v1.0.jpg)

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 No.14007

File: 91edfffab2a3edd⋯.png (492.53 KB,640x460,32:23,640px-Wigglytuff_and_Chato….png)

>>14002

Wigglytuff

>Hocus Pinkus

That's adorable.

Hoopa-Ex

Pichu

Relicanth

Unown

I'll open the portal in around 20-40 years to have an adventure.

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 No.14013

File: 8677674d51e1872⋯.jpg (354.75 KB,635x950,127:190,70045097_p0.jpg)

>>14002

>Alakazam's telekinesis

>Gardevoir's telepathy

>Salamence's wings

>Kecleon's camo

>Clefairy's shrinking

>Unown's language

There's a lot for movement here.

Wings is self-evident for traveling.

Shrinking goes well together with wings so you can move around freely and reach high, tight spaces like air ducts. Eating while shrunk lets you enjoy foods longer. You could build small-scale objects to use less material and then shrink down to use it. It's a comfy skill when you can resize at will.

Camo for sneaking and voyeuring.

Telekinesis lets you move shit in general even while you're shrunk or camouflaged.

Telepathy because I'm a hypocrite about privacy, hate liars and be less acoustic when dealing with people.

Languages to read dojins and shitpost internationally.

Smooth Criminal build:

>Meloetta's talent (Acting)

>Purrloin's silver tongue

>Kecleon's camo

>Klefki's keyring

>Gardevoir's telepathy (to sense people)

>Meowth's money or your choice of pokemon

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 No.14020

>>14002

Hoopa: Transport to the world of Pokemon. Earth is ghey.

Lopunny: Become HOT.

Ditto: Alternate form of Vaporean. I wanted either flight or aquatic and Eevees are strong and pettable. Choosing this means I can understand Pokemon and become the ultimate trainer. I can learn Surf and Dig myself, mastering land and sea.

Relicanth: Never age and only able to die of unnatural causes. I can be ultimate trainer with ancient wisdom; special snowflake extraordinaire.

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 No.14022

>>14002

Relicanth - Immmortality (costs 2)

Celebi - Time Travel

Slurpuff - Metabolism control

Mew - Dusknoir

Unknown - Language mastery

Immortality is usually essential to me and time travel gives me something to do with all that time. Slurpuff is there to increase my survivability and turning into a ghost would greatly increase my resistance to attempts on my life, plus ghost powers. Unknown lets me talk to humans and removes the language barrier that I will encounter in the past.

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 No.14025

>>14002

Alakazam, Gardevoir, Relicanth, Ditto. I'm okay with swapping Alakazam with Meowth, though. Starting funds for something I can spend centuries building upon would be a fun experiment.

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 No.14035

>>14020

Instead of Vaporeon only to risk getting tentacled to death in the depths, I could go with Espeon and aim to be a leader of other Eevees. Instead of using my psychic powers to protect my master, I'd use them and my human powers to protect and direct my Eevee team mates. Someday I could be the first Pokemon Pokemon trainer to win a league. Theme is important for Pokemon trainers for some reason. I don't know why, but all those gym leaders must know what they are doing? Maybe it is a league rule for gym leaders? As a theme "Eevee" is much better than going with "ground" or some other type. No matter what types you use, we could win.

I probably sound like a nine year old furry.

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 No.14059

File: aa5efd07553b0a0⋯.jpg (1.47 MB,1200x3064,150:383,Netherlord's Reward.jpg)

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 No.14063

>>14059

[Harem -8]

Smart Ladies, Serving Ladies, Waifu, More Waifus

[Estate -3]

Ultimate Library, Gardens, Hestia's Kitchen

[Lifestyle -4]

More Money, Companions, Panacea

[Personal Upgrades -7]

Intelligence Augments, Body Augments, Shapeshifting, Magical Talent

[Drawbacks +2]

Fewer Ladies (10)

A close group of me and a some waifus. Extra money so there is plenty for all of us.

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 No.14068

>>14002

>Hoopa

Fuck this gay earth

>Wigglytuff

Get me a shinx for my starter. Is it a bit of a waste? Probably. But fuck you, I want my bro

>Relicanth

Immortality, just like that

>Salamance

Normally I'd make myself into an angel, but I think a more generic glowy magic effect is more setting-appropriate

>Meowth

Show me the money

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 No.14131

>>13651

>Simply teleport.

>Maybe magic/maybe normal

I mean there will be people who can be fakes… or not? That amulet makes you feel better? Or is it all placebo? Maybe that one building actually is a few meters bigger on the inside…? Was the measurement taken correctly? etc.

>Post-colapse modernity becoming more feral/medieval in time

Everything was ok before the EMPs. From then on, no successful attempt at making elecricity worked; it simply doesn't work. Nobody knows who or what is making the EMPs, or if they are natural at all… In time the know-how on making just about anything is getting lost, as the logistical infrastructure colapses. Ammo gets scarcer, guns get broken, buildings crumble under the pressures of civil war, etc. People are more preoccupied on surviving on the few food they can get to simply transmit the knowledge, and it's not enough to keep the knowledge existing through the generations. Bodies are getting piled on the street as houses get abandoned: the food can't get to the cities without electricity. And those who have the knowledge barely have the resources. It's not enough to avoid barbarism. In time, bandits form their tribes. A strong enough warlord could organize it all into a feudal state, but time will tell.

>Normal (gray…? Sometimes it can get hard to believe that this world harbors good people), but people increasingly regain the sense of honor

As people stop being atomized by modernity, the old ways start coming back. While not everyone will be honorable, and at the beginning all that matters is survival, in time people will start regaining the sense of chivalry. After all, if we're back to -at most- a 19th century level of development, might as well regain some of the taboos back then. They seemed to work for that society.

Also if I die in the world I can come back. And I have like whatever shit I need.

>Lewdness

Average.

>Population

Humans

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 No.14132

>>13937

>Feast:

Fortune, Intelligence, True Love, Cheese, Regeneration, Mental Health, Strength, Speed, Toughness, Memory. And diligence.

I also give him two iters of blood to get more strength, toughness and one of metabolism, and another speed one.

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 No.14137

>>14059

>harem

smart ladies

athletic

kinky

magical

>estate

kitchen

gardens

virtual reality

>lifestyle

ultraprime

drugs

companions

>personal

intelligence and body augments

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 No.14148

File: 72ee61f52efb111⋯.jpg (48.39 KB,564x1034,6:11,posia.jpg)

>>13745

Gemini x3, combine with the "Magical Realm World CYOA" for an additional 30 points which, when combined with my 3 drawbacks, nets me 205 points.

Time to worldcraft!

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 No.14153

File: abc57caf80daaa2⋯.jpg (3.79 MB,1400x9750,28:195,Petplay.jpg)

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 No.14165

>>14153

>cuckime

>lewd

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 No.14184

File: 946800ebc9b5e78⋯.jpg (2.57 MB,1250x8600,25:172,Indulgence.jpg)

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 No.14203

File: e57ef6ba54fe190⋯.jpg (4.53 MB,1250x3890,125:389,Surviving a New Life.jpg)

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 No.14214

File: ee99a4ebb3216f5⋯.jpg (4.06 MB,2908x5036,727:1259,7th Sorcery 0.9 full.jpg)

>>13806

Slightly outdated

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 No.14225

>>14203

Shroompunk

Mods are Prophet, Magic Affinity, Fellowship and Manuscript.

Drawbacks are The Stalker and Pepper Knights.

My plan is to save humanity from the shrooms by bringing a group together to overthrown them, having both manuscript and prophet will give me hint on the best possible way to beat them, and having magic affinity and fellowship will let me resist or avoid both the stalker and pepper knight. I hope I can live long enough to save this world and not get killed.

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 No.14246

File: a5f92d5bf6f4f8e⋯.jpg (2.72 MB,2138x5925,2138:5925,Tyrant & Daughters CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14264

File: 7b2a21687430f1f⋯.jpg (2.77 MB,1379x7181,1379:7181,Surrounded by Fools! CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14274

>>13651

>transportation

portal

>magic

common

>technology

industrial. I love the steampunk aesthetic.

>danger

Bright the occasional greedy factory owner, sky pirate and robber baron.

>lewdness

perfume of eroticism. seems the most appropriate, the higher level seems a bit much.

>population

humans

droids (think clockwork styled robots and cyborgs. they walk among us and are fully functional)

lewd (the standard suite of monster and plant girls)

>possibilities

none spply.

well this will be pretty comfy. the mixed victorian/steampunk aesthetic, now with 100% less child slavery!

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 No.14275

>>14264

This is fucking magical.

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 No.14277

>>14264

Well, with a premise like this, how can I not play?

>>I am: A Genius Inventor

I am probably one of the most brilliant scientists of my generation. Some may call me 'mad', but I prefer to call myself 'creative'.

>>I Have: High IQ, Charisma on Tap, and Lots of Toys

High IQ is pretty much a given considering my occupation, and I'm always inventing new and wonderful toys for me and my minions to use. And though I'm a scientist, I'm also a smooth talker, capable of deflecting suspicion just as easily as I am at commanding the respect of my underlings.

>>My Shortcoming: Monologuing

What's the point in being a charismatic supervillain if I never get to flaunt it? Sure I may sometimes go on for just a bit too long, giving the 'heroes' enough time to foil my schemes, but my victory just wouldn't feel right without a proper monologue detailing just how brilliant my trap was, and how minuscule their chances at victory are.

>>My Enemies Are: Licensed Characters

Pretty much all these pictures qualify as this anyway, so I might as well own it. Heck, might as well just throw me into the DCAU. With Lex Luthor in the Source Wall, someone's got to take his place as the charismatic super scientist, and I'm more than capable of doing so.

>>My Minions: A Cast of Characters

…or at least I would, if my subordinates were at all capable of following my schemes to fruition. Still, it's not like I can just get rid of them. Sure, they aren't the brightest bulbs in the bunch, but the Amazon warrior is my current girlfriend, the fire-controlling metahuman is an old friend of mine, and the guy I turned into a cyborg assassin is like a little brother to me at this point. I may be evil, but I'm not heartless, and despite their shortcomings their loyalty is second to none. The only thing that keeps me from trusting them with my life is that I doubt they are actually capable of protecting it effectively.

>>They Have: Blunt Swords, Luminous Uniforms, and Questionable Diplomas

You'd think that with a cyborg assassin and a freaking Amazon warrior on my side that those mono-filament blades I give them would be put to good use. But it's like they never actually use them on the heroes, or if they do it hits some kind of force field or super science armor or Kryptonian meatshield, or just gets deflected by another sword-wielding hero somehow. And sure, people in our line of work tend to wear colorful outfits, but does my assassin REALLY need to have that many neon lights on his armor at all times? It looks cool in an 80s cyberpunk kind of way, but he's supposed to be my stealth expert for Christ's sake! A former member of the League of Assassins should know better! Though come to think of it, it is rather odd that despite working for the man directly, he can never seem to pronounce 'Ra's al Ghul' correctly, or even consistently…

In fact, I'm starting to suspect that none of my crew of elite supervillains are as 'elite' as they led me to believe. As hot as she is, I'm having doubts that my Amazon girlfriend was really exiled from Themyscira because she was, in her own words, 'so awesome at fighting and stuff that Hippolyta got super jealous' when she ends up getting disarmed in every single close quarters fight she ends up in (even against freaking Stargirl). And while my friend supposedly got his pyrokinetic powers in a lab accident involving a new type of fusion battery, it's odd that he doesn't seem to know how one works at all, and that he always changes the subject whenever I ask what college he got his doctorate at.

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 No.14278

>>14277

>>They Are: Serial Bunglers, Captive Takers, Hilariously Overconfident, Critical Quips

Here's how a typical mission tends to go for us. I explain my brilliant master plan to my crew, then explain it again using smaller words, then explain it a third time with bullet points and at half the speed I was talking before. After about an hour and a half of answering questions like 'why do we need kryptonite again?' and 'can we get McDonald's on the way?', we set off to fulfill our assigned duties. The first phase of the plan tends to work out, barely, and the Justice League figure out we're planning something. During Phase 2, one of my companions inevitably decides to challenge a member of the League to one-on-one combat, and one of two things happens: they either win and bring the hero alive back to our headquarters for the week as a hostage (despite how many times I tell them NOT to do this), or they lose and get interrogated, which usually ends in them getting tricked into revealing where we're hiding out. Either way, the heroes figure out where we are and what we're up to, and by Phase 3 the entire plan's gone to hell in a hand-basket, and I'm running damage control just trying to salvage some kind of victory out of all this. My subordinates, bless their hearts, stick with me and fight to the end, but nine times out of ten the whole thing ends with the heroes kicking our asses while making admittedly clever one liners, and the four of us being carted away to the nearest prison. Thankfully the prison system in this world is garbage, so I'm always able to engineer our escape in less than a week, but it's still a pretty vicious cycle that we're trapped in.

>>I Want To: Try to take over the World!

Still, despite our constant failures I'm nowhere near ready to give up yet. Sure my minions are completely incompetent, and I'm pretty much considered a laughingstock among the supervillain community at this point because of it, but like I said I don't keep them around for their brains. The cyborg assassin knows I'm the smartest guy in the room and loves testing out all the new inventions I come up with, the fire metahuman is a total bro to hang out and play video games with, and though she isn't the best warrior my Amazon GF is always supportive of my goals and there to pick me up when I feel like things are hopeless. So even if I might actually improve my odds by ditching them and going solo, I'm not going to. Because at the end of the day, what's the point of taking over the world if you don't have your friends by your side when you do?

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 No.14282

>>14153

me: master

her: monstergirl, sheep, sexuality:once bitten, training:mixed signal, Tsun

collar; choker, snug, accessories: all

petplay in public: collar only

petplay at home: act like an animal

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 No.14284

File: 63e2b2208d595f8⋯.jpg (4.85 MB,1400x7500,14:75,Hope blossoms CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14300

File: 3dd72cd943e7e9b⋯.png (3 MB,1958x3401,1958:3401,ThenStopFuckingBees.png)

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 No.14306

File: b442370bee270a8⋯.jpg (4.52 MB,1600x4180,80:209,Hope and Positivity CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14318

>>14284

Didn't read most of it, sounds like cuckime

>enslave adopt the fox loli

magical

>Pain Sponge - I'm doing for selfish reasons, fuck off

Miracle

<mind reading

<pocket bed

<healing

Shitty cyoa, take this crap to /cute/

>>14300

>amerimutt measures

How quickly they grown and reproduce? Normal?

>Abigail Gather Super strenght and speed

>Flare Gather Find 40 sheckels a day

+1 000 000 money, gonna buy a few houses in a small city.

>Mia Queen Everyone thinks my bees existing and me raping children perfectly normal

>Hyacinth Brewer Infinite stamina no need for sleep

>Sunny Brewer No need to eat or shit

Now those powers go for all my bees, I'm still not letting them work at night.

>Marin Breeder Pregnancies last a week and have no ill effect

>Rosa Breeder My cum will always impregnate

Incest has no negative effects on the children I have with my breeders

>Celestia Minder Kids reach adulthood in 2 weeks

Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE!

>Daisy Minder Kids born knowing the basics

>Silvelle Warrior No need to breath, temperature resistance

<Aura

<Pheromones

<Eyes

<Benis :DDD

<Build (I hope this shit doesn't make me weaker)

Good stuff

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 No.14327

>>14318

>cuckime

>amerimutt

You're the worst of all worlds. I'm going to rape you with my foot-long schlong while you puzzle how many multiples of ten meters that is.

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 No.14337

>>14306

First, Wizard. Because magic. Second, Will, because as it says, a wizard is only limited by imagination and strength of will. Oh, such spells I will invent. Third, Permanence for immortality.

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 No.14346

File: f203de8b4b12954⋯.jpg (151.19 KB,1885x1414,1885:1414,bumblebees-flowers.jpg)

>>14300

My BaBees

Abigail

Daylily

Seville

Amber

Mia

Ruby

Marin

Rosa

Celestia

Daisy

Roles

>Gatherer

>Warrior

>Queen

We're controling entire countries in the next few centuries and our next job is colonizing space.

>Breeder

We are the master race with hives all over the Earth.

>Minder

Next time bring your A game.

Mutations

>Bee Aura

>Penis+

>Pheromones

>Build

I can train my wings to support the extra bulk I'll pack on.

>Wings

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 No.14390

File: 40bcfc0813c55dc⋯.png (6.44 MB,1280x6337,1280:6337,Supernatural Academy.png)

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 No.14401

File: 65a6a2865f88b33⋯.jpg (25.75 KB,678x452,3:2,images.jpg)

>>14346 might as well go god emperor bee mode by adding

Bees

Peridot

Spruce

Kiwi

Chesnut

Hycainth

Topaz

Sugar

Helio

Magenta

Sunrise

Citrus

Saffron

Cupcake

Fantasia

Magnolia

Sunny

Roles

>Scholar

A spy network is critical to my goals

>Builder

Homes for my people

>Brewer

Products for the outsiders

>Hoarder

>Healer

>Maker

>Performer

For negotiations

Mutations

I can't go back to being human anyway **It's okay to be a bee.*

>Golden eyes

>Yellow skin

>Blonde hair

>An extra pair of arms

>Chitin limbs

>Black and yellow clothes

>Antennae

>Buzzing

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 No.14402

File: 1c6b1223f8c330d⋯.png (3.73 MB,2003x3662,2003:3662,ThenStopFuckingBees.png)

Bees got an update actually

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 No.14409

File: a92cf293f5e03ae⋯.jpg (296.21 KB,1024x1413,1024:1413,God Emperor of Beekind.jpg)

>>14402

Neat, and also saved.

>Gatherers: Abigail, Daylily

<Powers: Super strength, Luck, synergy

>Brewers: Sunny, Hyacinth, Topaz

<Powers: Sustenance, Endless Energy, Immunity, Synergy

>Makers: Cirrus, Saffron

<Powers: Cleanliness, Repair, Synergy

>Builders: Chestnut, Sapphire

<Powers: WiFi, Super Sight, Synergy

>Hoarders: Sugar, Heilo

<Powers: Teleport, Porn Physics, Synergy

>Breeder: Marin, Rosa, Magnolia

<Powers: Quick Pregnancy, Fertility Control, No Refractory Period, Synergy

>Minders: Celestia, Daisy

<Powers: Quick Growth, Basic Knowledge, Synergy

>Scholars: Peridot, Spruce, Coral

<Powers: Eidetic Memory, Iron Will, Rapid Thought, Synergy

>Queens: Mia, Harbor

<Powers: Normalise, Locator, Synergy

>Preformers: Cupcake, Fantasia

<Powers: Sexually Skilled, Omniglot, Synergy

>Healers: Sunrise, Dawn

<Powers: Regeneration, Arousal Control, Synergy

>Warriors: Sivelle, Mythia

<Powers: Adaptation, Spider Sense, Synergy

27 Bees total, 13 mutations

>Penis, Antennae, Wings, Build, Eyes, Limbs, Arms, Buzz, Pheremones, Instinct, Stinger, Hair, Skin

>B … but Anon, why so many mutations?

Because fuck you, I'm the Immortal God Emperor of Beekind now. Set up the initial hive on a nice chunk of empty land in a temperate region (using builder synergy power) and add on as much land as practical with the $ million from the gatherer synergy power. Have the builders work hard to build an ever growing, neatly organised, tower of 10ft Hex cells over the entire patch of ground, it shall be known as 'The Tower of Imperial Incest'. The Tower of Imperial Incest will get higher and grow faster as my daughters join their mothers as builders. All bees will be kept permanently pregnant (by me) until there's just too many for me to handle by myself. We will grow and conquer (with secret outposts filled with constantly pregnant bees for me to be reborn in just in case the nations of the world accept that they might as well nuke me) and the world shall belong to the Beepeople.

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 No.14410

>>14402

>still no option for a proper cooter

Dropped.

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 No.14447

>>14410

>wanting to be a woman

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

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 No.14454

>>14447

I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but I'm assuming they want to be a different sex.

>>14410

sorry friendo, but in this scenario they are bee girls and your one job is to procreate with them.

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 No.14457

>>14454

>I'm assuming they want to be a different sex

Do you know the joke about british/matematician's answer? That is, one being both completely accurate and absolutely useless? If that was your goal, you've nailed it.

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 No.14468

File: edf25ed1d4a6815⋯.png (621.8 KB,1654x4174,827:2087,Spacetime Magic.png)

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 No.14469

File: 43e74ff70aff0b0⋯.png (4.68 MB,1280x6838,640:3419,Essentials Meta.png)

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 No.14470

File: 34c238b7b1bd387⋯.png (497.79 KB,1822x940,911:470,sarte.png)

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 No.14479

>>14470

this one is pure kino

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 No.14480

File: a17647764858168⋯.jpg (1.83 MB,4000x4000,1:1,DragonCYOA.jpg)

Is this one around? Doubtless you've seen it before but … be a dragon!!

One friend said "BOOM! Red behemoth! What else is there to consider?"

Another chose Masked guardian manta; he would maintain a national park and never show his face.

Myself I leaned toward dragon-normal, scaleless, hunger/sagacity, with a hope of developing a good relationship with some humans in a small town in the mountains – I stay in human form most of the time, they feed me and I don't eat them when I patrol in dragon form during the summer months.

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 No.14482

File: 68bd911ee5f99c5⋯.jpg (2.79 MB,1867x9022,1867:9022,Demigods CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14483

File: 9e627c75bccd425⋯.png (7.42 MB,1200x8031,400:2677,Generic Superpowers CYOA.png)

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 No.14484

>>14480

I've seen a CYOA which (I suspect) is a newer version of this one, spanning 4 pages. It was called "Dragon King" IIRC

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 No.14487

File: 4ce35f33ed20c52⋯.mp4 (4.89 MB,540x360,3:2,Russian dub TMNT vs Foot C….mp4)

File: 455304b9012f5c9⋯.png (132.39 KB,500x622,250:311,crusader-fall-back-its-too….png)

>>14264

Surrounded by fools cyoa

I am a mighty warrior famous for

>Bulging muscles

>Charisma on tap

I love that extra intimidation

>Good connections

That would make the average crime boss jealous.

>Stubbornness

My enemies are the destined heroes

Fate commanded them to die by my hands.

'''My minions are "experienced" goons"'

I try not to get attached to them after operation Mama Mia. bless their souls They have

>Questionable diplomas

>Impractical implements

>Cardboard box armor

>Luminous uniforms

Their flaws are

>Captive takers

Well I do want to make a public example out the heroes.

>Hilariously overconfident

>Inverse effectiveness

Groups of more than 5 are asking for trouble.

>Magnetic attraction

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 No.14490

>>14482

Divine weapon - AKMSU underfolder chambered in .308

Sanctuary

Telekinesis

Emissary * WAR GOD! 10/20 -200, = gain 170

Teleport 20

Shadowform 15

Emissary's weapon, extra 10

Illusionist 10

Tongues 10

God's Eyes 10

Ascended 35

Engineer 20

Speed 20

Demonic pact! Add 80 eventually!

Elementalist 30

Living Nightmare 15

Shapeshifter 15

Puppeteer 20

*about here, I need to take War God to keep spending. Spend 20 points then hole up in the slums of Chicago, I think we're done here. As I can, I'll accumulate the rest on this list. My emimssary will normally look like a ferret, but will assume the shape of a burly black dude when I probably need a body guard. When I gain some points I'll give him a divine lever action in 50BMG that comes equipped with an extra long bayonet, so it'll effectlively be a gunglaive.

Meh. Since by this time I'm pretty used to perceiving death, I'll move my sanctuary to NV's Iwhyhee wilderness, then run into town, any town, for entertainment. Be a mule for some crack, or human slaves, in exchange for their soul; take the slaves to freedom for their soul (rape them anyway) and kill or creep the ever living snot out of anyone that can come close to stopping me.

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 No.14491

File: 197aa51d5a6278e⋯.png (163.06 KB,270x368,135:184,Illithid_Sorcerer.png)

>>14390

I'm a mind slaver now

Level 4 spells

>Technomancy

>Dimensimancy

>Pullemancy

>Haemomancy

>Cryomancy

>Friends

Nope, learnin' spells

>Apartment

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 No.14493

>>14483

I hate it when powers are presented as numerical multipliers or percentages. It just feels so meaningless. Use examples instead.

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 No.14494

File: edd44418311b16a⋯.jpg (20.4 KB,365x205,73:41,newsEngin.23434514_jail-ce….jpg)

>>13179

Interesting

>Prison janitor gig

For gathering materials.

>Universal translator

>Entanglement cubes

In case shit happens

>Yobot

>Nobot

>Station Map

>Hidden Cache

>Energy shank

>Stun gun

Hold still while I shank you

>x2 Jumpsuits

>Toolband

I should be fine if I keep my head down low.

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 No.14505

>>14264

I haven't seen a decent Saturday morning cartoon in a while now, let's do this.

>A Cunning Schemer

>High IQ, Charisma on Tap, Good Connections

>Monologuing

>Plucky Underdogs

>Ninjas

>Blunt swords, Terrible disguises, Impractical Implements

>Captive Takers, Clumsy Oafs, Pathetically Weak, Inverse Effectiveness

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Just don't ask me what I want to do with it.

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 No.14507

>>13163

<From the stars cyoa

>Rusted and abandoned relic

>Infiltrator

My plan is to dominate the world with my robot army.

Capabilites

All free powers in addition to

>Durability level 2

>Humanity level 1

>Intelligence systems level 2

Hopefully she creates an immortality serum.

>Repair systems level 2

>Manufacturing level 1

>Skinwalker

>Shapeshifter

<This support unit was made to subjugate civilizations

<Allies

Jimmy Scott and Ranger Newton are the only ones that I trust.

<Threats: Local police

These small fries are nothing to worry about.

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 No.14508

>>13176

>City x3

>Cosmic - Biological Immortality

Population

Max. population 150

>150 humans

<Perks

Charisma

Technology

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 No.14512

File: df4ec1741f12146⋯.png (6.73 MB,1200x9500,12:95,Adventurer Guild CYOA.png)

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 No.14513

File: b9d8f9618a89833⋯.jpg (3.86 MB,973x10000,973:10000,Tentacle Monster CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14527

File: eb793efa1152b68⋯.webm (2.06 MB,320x240,4:3,Armour_Aerobics medieval ….webm)

>>14512

Having so much testosterone I became I fascist, I am tempted to go with Dark, but I should think with my head not with my head. I pick Comfy where I can rape and conquer easy, as none of those faggots will be able to stop me.

Guild as I don't have patience for bullshit. Altrough Knight Order seems tempting.

Southern Wilderness I wish the romans had genocided the snow niggers of the Northem Nations.

Features:

>Branches (free)

>Romms (free)

>Grand Hall

>Library

>Hospital

Malaria is not fun.

>Laboratory

Needed for this unexplored jungle.

>Contacts

>Family Business

<A new recruit

Italian family conquering a unexplored land, like center-east brazillians.

Is there a part 2? Anything about skills and magic and monsters and epics? This shit is simple but has some potential.

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 No.14528

>>14527

Center-west*

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 No.14569

File: 8e979f18eb2dd27⋯.jpg (2.12 MB,1200x9500,12:95,Steel Break CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14610

File: 48e789efcec0109⋯.png (4.22 MB,1123x6137,1123:6137,The World Between The Tree….png)

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 No.14643

>>14569

This was fun.

Lands (cause hate) / Army (kill the head) / Money (project oceans eleven, steal it all)

With me I take:

the tutor, the dancer, the golem, and the monk.

The tutor can keep my mind refined and on-task; no room for mediocre strategy

The dancer will be fine about stealing, and even the monk should be quick on his feet.

Speaking of that monk, he can advise on driving out just the right monsters.

And the golem will make the fight against the general … doable.

(would love to take the blade master, or the envoys, but I think this is my best plan)

Skills:

Boost, Sharpen, Fire*, Beasts, Necromancy.

So, especially in full army combat, the tactic is to kill one - and command it to rise. Meat shield or successful killer, it matters not for soon I'll be able to boost-kill another. And command it rise, rise!

Other: wait, I'm actually battling a skin-walker? Nifty.

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 No.14655

File: aa4e4c9535f5456⋯.png (1.95 MB,813x6666,271:2222,An Implausibly Powerful Se….png)

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 No.14663

File: e2038fee476bede⋯.jpg (845.08 KB,2048x1536,4:3,Volunteers-erect-informati….jpg)

Search engine cyoa

>>14655

I'll form a community in the woods

>Upgraded to an HUD

>Health diagnostic

Physical health

>Motivation

Mental health

>Superior skillshare

Skills

>DIY

Applying those skills

>Agormatic

Finding my people

>Way, way back machine

Gets better over time

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 No.14665

File: 9375f86952fe45d⋯.png (623.91 KB,500x667,500:667,3g5qtRy.png)

>>14569

The Lands - Normalplebs forgive me but I need them to make an angry mob.

The People - Can I not do both? How about this, start a revolt and start with the nobles.

The Army - We can just do this one after the other 2. Peasants will refuse to give food because of the rebelion, and while the army is busy beating them up, we assassinate the traitor.

The Money - Stealing sounds easy. Can I use this to hire the Blue Company? Tell them to kill my uncle. I'll give them a deadline, andwhen they are done I kill them and take their shit. Either way, surely I can hire mercenaries or bribe some other people.

The Love - Sodomizing my cousing should get her on my side. Otherwise, I'll just kill her. (can you get me her pic?)

Allies (can you get me the pic of the captain?)

>The Princess

Should make Rival and Cousin jelly. With the kingdom cripple, I can request troops from her kingdom. Her bodyguard should come for free.

>Envoy

Surprise me.

>The dancer

I'll be needing an assassin.

>Monk

Even if he can't send the monsters into villages, he can still pull an Wise Monk on the normalfags and convince them to riot and get me back on the throne. He can Handle The Lands quest while me and the rest handle the rest.

I like the magic lore here, specially the skills. You got some original and logical ones here.

>Portal and Void

Too usefull to pass. I can make fucking portals, none will travel faster.

>Illusion and LIght

Scorching bean > lighting bolt.

>Boost

Mostly defensive.

Complications

>Rival

Convince her to stop being retarded and just marry me. She can't do it with what she has anyway, she need me one way or another. Otherwise, well, I got an assassin…

10/10

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 No.14667

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 No.14669

>>14665

Missed a row.

Take the Other (I knew my family wouldn't betray me) and Restoration.

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 No.14693

File: 4f50862277b6761⋯.jpg (799.65 KB,780x4095,4:21,Fire Emblem CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14726

File: 240fcf41f056cd1⋯.jpg (186.85 KB,1000x752,125:94,510060-hect.jpg)

>>14693

Fire Emblem CYOA

Martial

Build you class

Why pick trainee for only 1 perk?

<Specialist

>Martial training

>Sure-footed

<Base

>Martial perfection

>Blessing of speed

<Promoted

>Blessing of strength

>Sure shot

Current Items

>Hand axe

>Brave killer axe

>Flycatcher

God save the lord

>Gained 1 pack of Vulnerary and Panacea

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 No.14753

File: 68868fed2554bf1⋯.jpg (2.78 MB,1280x5976,160:747,1556289419377.jpg)

someone on tg remade a meta cyoa

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 No.14781

File: c44feacf60cc45d⋯.jpg (3.29 MB,3000x3262,1500:1631,Trap Queen CYOA.jpg)

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 No.14785

>>14781

traps are gay

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 No.14807

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 No.14864

>>13253

>Time management

>Half minute timestop

Easy peasy

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 No.14865

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 No.14871

File: e3b4563e15e078d⋯.png (281.28 KB,587x462,587:462,51b.png)

>>14852

why is it whenever a puritan sees something they dislike, the first reaction is to impotently bitch about it

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 No.14874

>>14871

>puritan

>why bitching

I thought that was part of the definition?

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 No.14877

>>14871

>Muh puritans.

Why is this the first phrase out of the mouth of every degenerate butthurt because they got called out on their shit taste?

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 No.14878

File: 293a5626da43106⋯.png (707.59 KB,899x636,899:636,IMG_0279.PNG)

>>14877

Case in point, this retard. The kind of people who actively seek out things to complain about. A strange mentality.

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 No.14879

File: 1edb4b3af64c95e⋯.png (53.56 KB,270x360,3:4,1556577947782.png)

>>14878

You enjoy replying to bait, don't you reddit?

Ignore the kike.

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 No.14887

File: 25bc7c181a0de15⋯.png (7.59 MB,1117x4978,1117:4978,Solitude CYOA.png)

>Person who made this found pictures all in the same artstyle.

Wholesome and comfy.

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 No.14895

>>14887

>Person who made this found pictures all in the same artstyle.

It's the same artstyle, they all have the same girl, and there's only a single artist credited in the image.

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 No.14946

>>14895

According to the claimed creator, he based this CYOA on this artists many works rather than choosing images to match his story. It really is a wonderful and comfy feeling collection of images and accompanying story.

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 No.15075

File: 5597003f5a0c896⋯.jpg (6.05 MB,1600x9122,800:4561,65c7f9b93d48068889cad47eff….jpg)

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 No.15083

File: 7045babd1edbea3⋯.jpg (362.95 KB,988x600,247:150,1416562562826.jpg)

File: f3471d811c78fb7⋯.jpg (2.9 MB,3500x1750,2:1,1417644615218-0.jpg)

File: 4cbbb0b928a5454⋯.png (1.34 MB,2018x3003,2018:3003,1427239178817-0.png)

File: f7f081879a8352b⋯.png (1.02 MB,2018x2500,1009:1250,1427239178817-1.png)

File: 83e4094f246c900⋯.jpg (883.52 KB,2461x2346,107:102,W7Rs6Bb.jpg)

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 No.15086

File: 886a5b176633a05⋯.png (2.88 MB,1054x8325,1054:8325,Fuck_U3.png)

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 No.15101

>>15083

Green or Blue would be pretty cool for the totems. Sloth has always been my boy, and since it helps you stay rested it's the damn best sin. Lawman or High Elven because everything else looks retarded and worthless for firing any sort of projectile, what a horrible-looking bunch of weapons. Blade of the Meek or Longsword; the swords aren't as bad on the whole but what the name of anime is going on with some of those?

>can only choose a garden OR animal pens OR weapons in the yard

>livestock only lasts 10 years, can't breed them or grow more food for them whatever the problem may be

>medicine OR some kind of place to shit with no latrine option outdoors

>entire room where there's a fucking "party" option but nothing for moving something more useful into it

>alarm system takes up the entire inside of a shed

Come on. You can make a decent yield of plants with almost no room at all and still have room for rabbits or chickens, bird manure being a bonus for the plants. They didn't rule out hunting and scavenging is outright stated elsewhere so whatever. Shooting Range + Weapons (+5), Toilet + Soap/Basin, Library, Tool Shed (+5), Water Station, Canned Food, Sniper's Nest + ammo (+5). Arizona for the experience and additional pair of shooting hands later, Billy & Steve since the bear seems chill and I can probably teach the kid how to handyman, and Shifty sounds like he has his uses. If nothing else he's a meat shield.

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 No.15124

File: 4815f2d96156a42⋯.jpg (7.44 MB,1350x8000,27:160,Fantasy Jobs.jpg)

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 No.15125

File: a2e07e51a177c6b⋯.png (3.35 MB,1200x7200,1:6,Bleu CYOA v2.png)

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 No.15126

>>15124

So wait. Is "immortality" always included, or does it just refer to the reincarnation thing for the entertainers?

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 No.15148

File: 3f235413573dbe3⋯.jpg (1.38 MB,973x7329,139:1047,Free Magical Powers.jpg)

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 No.15149

>>15148

Alright, mr. wizard, I'll do it, but I refuse to do it for the rest of my life. Not the best deal I've seen, but whatever. However, if my work helps a lot of people, please consider granting me a point or three more. Sucks that I can't have everything I want, but whatever. Now, helping 1000 people can mean a lot of things; do I help them physically? Or is just making them happy enough? Well, I'll probably find out. I have 6 points to spend on magic. My magics, in order from left-to-right, top-to-bottom, is;

>Summon Servant 1 -one-

I'll be busy working, I need help keeping the house clean. Also good for getting my rocks off should I need it.

>Reshape Body 1

Max IQ please, handsome features, strong muscles, at least 2 meters tall, maybe add a few centimeters on top of that, fantastic lungs, heart, cardiovascular system, just make me a superhuman, thank you very much.

>Pocket Dimension 1

Shame about the "no summon objects inside the pocket dimension" part, I guess I'll have to fill it out myself. No making my own robot army to take into the real world for conquest and genocide, got it. Time will stop completely whenever I use pocket dimension. Guess what, this doubles as storage dimension, but better, yet not really the same. I'm moving there permanently. I will spend my time making video games, comics, and all sorts of other entertainment.

>Instinct 2

Aw yeah. I never really know which way to go, or how to start, so this helps a lot. I'll use this to learn code, art, language, music, and many other skills that I will use in my works. Still need money to kit out my dimension however. Does the Pocket at least come with free internet, water and electricity?

>Perfect Mind 1

Can't allow myself to go insane inside my pocket dimension considering how long I will spend there at a time in the frozen time.

I will make videogames, comics, tabletop rpgs and much more, some free, other things I will sell. I need money to eat, since I apparently can't summon food inside the pocket dimension. Sucks, I wanted to save both time and money by being able to eat and shit whenever I wanted. Being able to work inside the pocket, I will ruin the competition through sheer quality of my work, making better, smoother code, putting out better stories, and animate faster than anyone. Hopefully this will help 1000 people in a short amount of real world time. Still need money, though. Hrmm.

I liked it better the first time I read it. I missed the part in the Improvement wizard's deal where I had to do help people for the rest of my life. Fuck that. One thousand, that's it. I also have no reason to trust the pleasure wizard, my work will indirectly help someone anyway. I had hoped the pocket dimesion would work like in those pocket dimension CYOA, but better where I didn't have to choose anything away. I guess it was not to be. Whatever, at least I have some powers now, look better, and I have a sharp mind. Still as autistic as ever, unless Reshape Body fixes that as well.

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 No.15152

>>15148

This unbreakable deal thing makes no sense. They want to win a bet with a hard time limit (5 years), so they place a permanent curse on you? Moreover, the first guy will have you work your ass off running around helping people (200 a year means more that 1 person every 2 days), and the other guy will prevent you from helping anyone ever? Neither have any reason to enforce anything on you beyond the duration of their bet, and the second guy has utterly unreasonable standards – all he really needs is that you don't help 200 people each of the next five years.

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 No.15153

File: d32ffd5756b2afa⋯.png (2.94 MB,1200x2800,3:7,Be Evil CYOA.png)

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 No.15154

>>15148

>Free Magical Powers

Immortality, Reshape Body (cute girl), Dimensional Travel, Convenience

As a cute girl I'm 1 Youtube video away from helping 1000 people somehow. Even just one jpg. Still not taking the deal. My existence will be spent living in the moment, learning (and forgetting) how things work and going where I want without always needing to worry about how to eat etc.

>>15153

>Be Evil CYOA

Type: Devil

Perks: Strike a Deal (free), General Magic, Girl, Attractive

There is so much potential with this. I can worm my way into places easy and play it by ear, patiently gaining trust before I deduce how best to use my powers. I can fly under men's radar easily, but women and demons are threats. I could mess with the schemes of a more powerful devil unknowingly so I'll need to be very careful to learn how things are before attempting schemes of my own.

I would like to be a "good" demon and avoid making things worse. I might be able to do some genuine good, but I probably won't be able to save the world or anything. Maybe just some people, or a very small corner of the world if things really go to hell.

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 No.15174

>>15154

In my "Free Magical Powers" response I wasn't very clear on my goals. I could travel the multiverse freely and learn how things work, make cool things etc. With high intelligence (human peak goes with reshape body), immortality, and convenience I could focus on what I do with few worries and do great things. Specialized magic powers are unneeded. Because my memory is not perfect knowledge would be lost on its own so I'd never run out of things to learn.

Both these responses didn't so much give me powers to do specific things, as eliminate obstacles to whatever I might decide to do.

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 No.15203

File: f1b7ec30e5aaf31⋯.jpg (4.64 MB,1280x9617,1280:9617,Occult.jpg)

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 No.15205

>>15203

Now this is neat.

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 No.15222

File: e15758135a754a4⋯.png (2.18 MB,1181x4000,1181:4000,Martial Hero CYOA v1.1.png)

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 No.15228

File: f047c289f92ef71⋯.png (6.38 MB,1200x9142,600:4571,The Patrollers.png)

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 No.15235

>>15203

Cool. But it looks like it's a rehash of Black Magic.

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 No.15237

File: e28ddd774129274⋯.jpg (3.66 MB,1165x10000,233:2000,Last Man on Earth.jpg)

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 No.15238

>>15237

Location: Lonely Earth

Mindless Companion: Pretty girl.

Teleport Home: I plan to explore and don't want to get stuck in quicksand or a hole for years.

Healing Factor: Don't want to spend years with my entrails on the wrong side of my skin either. I'd rather have a slower healing power, but this is all that is available.

Luxury Toiletries: So I don't have to go back into town to get rid of a nasty rash or something. Can keep my mindless companion clean easily. I might not have chosen this if I had a few more points.

Reward: Change Body

My plan is to explore the city before going out towards the wilderness. I can do a lot of snooping without other humans around. By the time I'm done I will have a good idea of how to survive on my own in the woods.

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 No.15239

>>15235

yes. it's literally a word for word copy.

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 No.15240

>>15239

If so it's a trillion times easier to read.

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 No.15244

File: 457d7ccd632cf4c⋯.png (3.95 MB,780x8327,780:8327,Forced Solitary Simulation.png)

>>15237

Update

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 No.15245

>>15240

So you have shit eyesight?

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 No.15246

>>15245

I like Black Magic but you can't really deny it's really hard to read for the resolution and quality of the image, I can understand if some people got their eyes burning from reading the first entire column.

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 No.15247

>>15246

It's honestly no differant than 7th sorcery. So, I don't know, man. I don't need to squint at all for any of it. Perhaps try opening it in another tab.

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 No.15251

>>15244

>World:

Lonely Earth

>Upgrades:

Means of Transportation

Interdimensional Media and Technology

Conjure Meal

>Reward:

Change Body

Monetary Rewardx2

>Drawbacks:

Increased Danger

Memory Wipe

Presumably the RV I get will be pretty fancy with the interdimensional upgrades and infinite fuel. I expect at least easy-to-use and convenient atmospheric (and possibly surface-to-space-to-surface) flight in addition to extensive accommodation facilities. Might as well slap in a central computer with a proper general AI. Anything the RV doesn't provide should be easy enough to scavenge, but hetting my meals magically instead of having to scavenge for them would be a huge convenience, though the RV might be able to do that too.

I'd spend my time as a hyper-tourist. I suspect I could handle that without going insane for at least 5 years. Still, going insane is no matter, as the reward will fix my mental health and remove the pointless memories. Even if the virtual tourism was enjoyable, getting those memories wiped would be a bonus, as with the extended life span and nest egg, I can do it all over again in the proper reality.

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 No.15257

>>15244

World

- Barren Wasteland

Supplies 29/30

- Daypack -3

- tent/hammock/bivy -5

- Conjure Tools -5

- Conjure Raw Material -4

- Luxury Toiletries -2

- Food Pills -1

- Library -4

Bonus 4/4

- More Points (+10)

- Change Body

- Monetary Reward x2

Drawbacks

- More Time x2

- Creepy

just fuck my shit up

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 No.15285

File: b1a1c94ae444df3⋯.jpg (526.71 KB,1118x1393,1118:1393,Burgess_Meredith_Twilight_….jpg)

File: 9e3314e11151344⋯.jpg (88.72 KB,500x695,100:139,Time Enough at Last.jpg)

File: 3e25d020c7b29f8⋯.jpg (18.72 KB,640x400,8:5,tmg-article_tall.jpg)

>>15244

Cool

Location

Lonely Earth

We're gathering supplies before settling down. Military bases have to good stuff.

Upgrades

'"Mindless companions x2'''

Fuck toys

Infinite Daypack x3

Food Pills x3

Luxury Toiletries

Rewards

God Mode

Adds approximately 438 years to learn alien technology. **It's cheaper to use "god mode" for the required upgrades.'''

Change Body

Of course

Robot Friend

I'll make more with my enhanced intelligence.

More Points

Drawbacks

More time x2

40 years until god mode.

Strong smell

Any threats are getting shot.

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 No.15290

File: f4d12900df3ef2e⋯.jpg (1.41 MB,1133x10000,1133:10000,Transynth Ascension.jpg)

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 No.15291

File: 777fc8e0bba4e56⋯.jpg (1.13 MB,938x10000,469:5000,Omnipotent Throne v1.1 CYO….jpg)

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 No.15293

File: 51dbb42ccd9bd1e⋯.jpg (7.09 MB,1200x9000,2:15,Ravager of Humanity.jpg)

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 No.15323

>>15293

>being a girl

Gay shit is gay.

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 No.15367

File: f9671d1d9cea566⋯.jpg (2.07 MB,1200x12000,1:10,Cauldron of Monsters.jpg)

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 No.15375

File: c15faf5c44e8add⋯.jpg (2.41 MB,1400x7523,1400:7523,Goddess of Glory.jpg)

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 No.15388

>>15367

I can't read this. Anyone got a version without the coffee stains?

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 No.15390

>>15388

No. You have shitty eyes. Get yourself checked you abominable retard.

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 No.15394

>>15390

Now that's just unnecessarily rude.

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 No.15395

>>15394

I think it's important you realize how much of a genetic fuck-up you are, so please refrain from reintroducing your shitty eyes into the genepool, kay? If you don't want me to be rude you should go ahead and fuck off elsewhere where people will congratulate you for your sad disability.

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 No.15396

>>15395

You seem like a very sad person.

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 No.15397

Hey, maybe he just has a monochrome monitor.

…Dude, buy a colored monitor, it's 2019 already.

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 No.15398

>>15395

Wasn't me you moron. I was just pointing out you're a rude nigger. You sure did write a lot of words hoping that someone would read them. That sucks.

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 No.15400

>>15398

>two sentences.

>a lot of words.

was that hard work reading that, dude? i think i'm having a hard time reading the two sentences you've wrote too, that's a lot of words buddy. lel.

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 No.15401

>>15400

Just let it go dude, you are just like the guy on the Berserk thread sperging out for no reason.

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 No.15402

>>15367

>dark text

>dark background

It's like a bunch of thumbnails surrounded by really thick borders.

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 No.15404

>>15402

Another one with monochrome display? Or is it the same guy?

Get a proper colored monitor, you'll see that the background here is quite light actually.

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 No.15406

File: d7b29da6aaf3077⋯.png (290.92 KB,691x576,691:576,18e86329040720341.png)

>>15395

>he posts on 8chan while accusing someone else of having shitty genes

>especially on wish fulfillment: the board

Just remember you're in this autistic cesspit with us forever.

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 No.15414

File: 7afe31ab2cb2313⋯.jpg (17.58 KB,410x410,1:1,images (5).jpg)

>>15244

WILSON!

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 No.15419

File: 3a32b70ca250178⋯.png (6.75 MB,1872x3560,234:445,Seven Schools of Magic Exp….png)

Choose 15 Powers

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 No.15429

>>13176

>Biomes

City

Wonderland

Cosmic (Ocean perks)

Since I have the islands perk from Ocean but no actual ocean, I'll have the islands float around in the sky. I have Wonderland so that seems reasonable to me.

>Islands

Jungle

Forest (Isn't it weird that the forest is seemingly devoid of animal life unless you take it twice? I guess I can just import Jungle creatures and hope they don't completely destroy the ecosystem.)

Mountain

Desert

And I've now used up all 8 biome types so for the 5th island I'll choose City and just make the "city" island my house. If you really think this is cheating since I've already taken City, I guess I can just live in the city biome, but then what the fuck am I meant to do with the 5th island?

>population

Subtract 50 pop for a perk point

75x Humans

25x Draco (God, where am I going to fit those big bastards?)

50x Hephae

>Perks

Technology

Adventure (It'd get boring as fuck living in this OP society without any problems to solve)

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 No.15430

>>13201

Strength 0, I can just work out to reach level 2 with my Endurance score. How does the caloric multiplier work anyways, does tier-3 in STR and END make you need 12000 or 18000 calories/day?

Perception 1 (kind of sucks that your actual awareness doesn't improve until tier 3 but whatever)

Endurance 3. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward! Well, that and the ability to exercise my strength and agility to near-peak human levels.

Charisma 0, my confidence should be improved enough by the other stat boosts that I won't have to worry much about that.

Intelligence 1, not to be arrogant but I'm pretty damn smart so "noticeably more intelligent" would be a sizeable boost. Plus without ADHD maybe I can actually get myself to use that intellect on something other than CYOAs.

Agility 1, kind of BS that reflexes don't improve til tier 3.

Luck 1 (Minimal but still enough to consistently net a profit in gambling)

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 No.15431

>>13218

Couldn't finish it once I realized you can basically solve all the problems in the world with Remove Concept. What the hell am I supposed to do in a world without problems? I guess I could Remove Concept for boredom too but at that point the universe is in total bliss so what's the point of doing anything with the rest of my coins?

>tl;dr Remove Concept needs limitations

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 No.15433

>>13220

Lightspeed

Alpha Genius

Molecular Telekinesis

Limited Omniscience

Oracle

Neutralize

Welp, I guess I'm Dr. Manhattan Lite now. Not sure what the supervillain could possibly do to induce the apocalypse while I'm around but I'm probably gonna have to kill myself out of boredom afterwards unless I can use my literal 1000 IQ to figure out a way to make myself immune to boredom. I would take more balanced skills that wouldn't make me miserable but it's not worth the risk of the entire world getting fucked.

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 No.15434

>>13245

Meido Service (Would take the teddy bear but fucking with eldritch magic seems like a bad idea)

Access Granted

Physique+ (Crazy Gamble would make life too easy)

One and Done (Kind of a perk since you basically never have to pay for booze)

Magician Tutor

Lovey-Dovey (Not into the whole yandere thing but just decide to get with her and the drawback becomes a perk.)

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 No.15435

>>13245

>Teddy bear

I'm all about fucking with eldritch shit so teddy bear instead of meido. Sleep is good shit, the anxiety reducer is a plus as well

>Don't Mind The Food

I really wanted to take Access Granted here, but on the other hand it'd be pretty stupid to not take this since I'm not taking Physique+

>Crazy Gamble

I have shit luck usually, and this would allow me to functionally be a bit lazier I think

>One and Done

Not a drawback, since I don't really drink much anyway

>Magician Tutor

Learn magic with the capability of improving through study and practice? Hell yeah

>Lovey dovey

- >>15434 is right here. Just waif her and this suddenly becomes a perk, even if you're not that into yanderes.

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 No.15436

>>13253

Vaguely Ombipotent To-Do List

>keep perfect track of anything I might need to do

>lets me potentially predict and avoid any event that would realistically cause me to add a task to the list

Half-minute time-skip, actually way more powerful than it looks at first glance

>tying shoes, walking in from the car, etc.

Sure, you can do that, but how about

>basically replacing EZ Meal and Perfect Grooming Guaranteed by breaking cooking and grooming down into sub-30-second tasks

>taking 30 seconds to think about what I'm going to say or do before saying/doing it

>being 50% more time-efficient at all times as long as you remember to use the power

But we're still not at the limit of what this can do! How about

>teleporting as far as I can sprint in 30 seconds

>taking my car from 0-60 and hundreds of feet ahead in literally no time

>teleporting ahead over half a mile every 30 seconds on the highway

>doing pretty much any breif action you want to conceal with total imperceptibility

>teleporting behind someone and beating the living shit out of them in the blink of an eye

>aiming and firing several shots from a gun with the accuracy of taking time to aim each shot, or walking out from behind cover, dumping a 30-round magazine, retreating behind cover, and reloading all before the bodies hit the ground and without exposing yourself to fire for even a fraction of a second

This isn't a minor convenience, it's a high-tier superpower.

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 No.15437

>>13254

Devouring Phone and Just Add Imagination.

Just Add Imagination gives me any mundane item I could possibly need, and for everything else there's the phone.

I'd probably let the phone devour more or less anything I have that the cane didn't cover, so it can become a car, computer, etc. Also since the phone updates itself with superior parts from anything it devours I'm assuming that means it would have all the power of a high-end gaming computer while in the phone form and be capable of wacky forms like a car with a gun coming out the front or a TV that doubles as an AC unit, fridge, and wi-fi router.

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 No.15438

>>13257

Abilities

>IQ boost

>Superhuman grit

>Skill mastery

>Ripples in spacetime

>Longevity/Healing

Items

>Deluminator

>Bag of Holding

Drawbacks

>Avian Umbral

Memento

>Compass

The abilities are genetic? Glad I didn't take Font of Creativity, I don't want unknown intelligences fucking with my grandbabies' heads.

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 No.15483

>>13330

-2 Regeneration

-2 Sustenance

-2 Threat Detection

-1 Stamina

-1 Grace

-1 Discipline

-2 Speed Learner

-2 Speed Learner (It's listed twice so I took it twice, fuck you.)

-2 RPG

-1 Happy

-2 Google Glasses

-1 Shadow

-2 Pheromones

+1 Weak

I would've taken Durability but coupled with Regeneration it would make it very difficult to ever die even if I wanted.

Would've taken Mastery but with Sustenance, Discipline, 2x Speed Learner, and RPG, it's more efficient to just learn whatever I need to have mastered. 4 years' worth of study could easily be accomplished in about 8 months just with Speed Learner x2 and Sustenance, and Discipline and RPG will make my learning process far more efficient on top of that.

Would've taken Photographic Memory but having that radically different of a mind would make it so near impossible to relate to other humans that I'd have no hope of ever viewing anyone without the same power as anything close to a peer.

Would've taken Courage if it made you brave, but being without fear is NOT the same thing as having the fortitude to face the things that you do (and should) fear.

I would use my powers for good, and I think Discipline would ensure that I only improve my morality further, which Speed Learner and RPG would help me do.

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 No.15490

>>13489

Not into yandere so this is probably a pretty non-standard selection

Origin

>Oathbound.

>Seems somewhat less insane than most of the others

>At least I know she's serious about honesty

>Will probably respect my wishes, at least when she doesn't think it's against my interests

Almost chose Star Pupil though.

Yandere traits

>Cook

>Training

>Quantify

>All the good food I could ever want and more than enough to share, at no cost to me

>Trains in martial arts, and firearms/tactics and invites me to do the same

>Probably pays for my training supplies (gym membership, gi, ammo, maybe even new guns)

>Autistically calculates every aspect of our relationship

OK, that last one isn't really a perk but at least it implies she's somewhat intelligent and probably could help me with finances and shit

Personality

>Comedian (If she's going to ruin my chances of having any other romantic relationships she better make sure ours has some good banter)

>Sadomasochistic - Switch, primarily sub (Hawt.)

Abilities

>Android

>Shapeshifter

>Robobrain for the win

>Shapeshifting would be awesome in bed

>Ultimate bodyguard, can be anybody anywhere and suddenly turn into a machine gun turret

>What's better than an android with a bunch of gadgets? A shapeshifting nanotech android waifu that can turn her arm into any gadget she needs!

>Can make cool shit for me

>Never worry about not having the right tool for a job, no matter how obscure

>Endless ways to make money

I could go on all day but you get the point.

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 No.15497

>>13405

Libertarian, Masculinist

Can't hurt women/ anyone weaker than myself? No problem, I'll have one of my Libertarian minions honorably engage my weaker foes in single combat.

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 No.15498

>>15419

this would be better as part of something bigger

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 No.15499

File: 5d100cde7c41b45⋯.jpg (3.21 MB,1200x9800,6:49,Meioweapon.jpg)

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 No.15500

>>15499

literally incomprehensible. wtf am i supposed to do with this.

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 No.15501

>>15500

The original was posted to pelebbit. You may find some helpful info in the authors comments, but the CYOA premise is so fucky I wouldn't even bother.

https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/c84tzd/meioweapon_cyoa/

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 No.15527

>>13745

Supercomputer

Meaning of Life

Super Psionics

Warhammer 40,000

I'll be the greatest psyker since the Emperor, which I'll use to get the Mechanicus to hook my brain up to the supercomputer. Once I've got that done I can use my vast mental computation power to put my psionic powers to far more efficient use (and possibly make them greater in terms of raw power). I'll then use my ultimate wisdom from Meaning of Life to lead humanity into a second golden era of prosperity and maybe even figure out a way to restore the Emperor. Sucks to not be immortal but cybernetics and other tech can probably take me damn close, especially once I'm able to pull favors with Guilliman and Big E.

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 No.15528

>>13890

5.2. Really wanted to go with 1 but it would suck having to worry about pregnancy/STDs when I and everyone around me is constantly horny and DTF.

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 No.15529

>>13917

4x Intelligence

True Love

Regeneration

Diligence

Strength

Speed

Toughness

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 No.15530

>>13937

4x Intelligence

Regeneration

True Love

Diligence

Strength

2x Speed

Toughness

Memory

Translation

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 No.15531

>>14002

Klefki

Alakazam

Gardevoir

Based Kek'leon

Slurpuff

Genesect

Would've taken Wigglytuff instead of Slurpuff but if you don't take Hoopa the government will probably steal your pokebro and if you do take Hoopa you can just catch the pokemon in the wild. Considered taking Zubat since Genesect counters the drawbacks but I think being able to see in first-person is still important enough to keep.

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 No.15532

>>14013

Why take Salamence at all when Alakazam's telekinesis can eventually let you self-propel far faster and with more agility than natural flight?

Why take Unknown when Gardevoir's telepathy covers the majority of cases you would need it for?

For the Smooth Criminal build why not take Genesect instead of Meowth? His perceptive abilities will help you make way more than $50,000.

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 No.15557

>>15500

Have you seen the CYOA for giant fetishists in a recent thread? This one is for those whose fetish is being the Borg.

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 No.15565

>>15083

>XJR

Infinite laser shots are sweet

>Sword of Greater Politics

To have assistance on my quest for immortality.

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 No.15568

File: 3398c1341d93f45⋯.jpg (55.31 KB,600x400,3:2,Macaulay Culkin.jpg)

>>15083

Zombie Apocalypse!

House Equipment

>Garage

For when we go on raids.

>Canned Food

>Water Well

>Party Room

>Medical Bay

>Fuel Stockpile

>Sniper's Nest

Companions

>Macaulay Culkin

>Phoenix

>Shifty

The only free companion that I somewhat trust, he is our scout.

We should be fine with 23 defense.

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 No.15606

File: 8593bdd81d92ce0⋯.jpg (2.01 MB,1280x3215,256:643,1562090563567.jpg)

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 No.15607

>>15606

I'm on a quest to repair shattered and abused roads.

>Roadworkmancy

>Policeology

>Road Tripurgy

Eventual mastery over time and space!

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 No.15782

File: f1b8e98d68dff5d⋯.jpg (2.35 MB,1400x6853,200:979,Meta - Planar Travel Agenc….jpg)

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 No.15783

File: 07eeb5dab8e7109⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Voodoo Writing CYOA.jpg)

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 No.15785

>>15606

Crashtestesis, Road-Tripurgy, Thousand Manifestations of Truck-Kun. I will be a benevolent shinigami of the Road.

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 No.15789

>>15783

If you're planning on having more than one doll, might as well get Crafting since almost all options are per doll. I'll get Copyright, Invincible, and Permanent Link since I'm planning on using one on myself and I'd rather not be fucked with. I'll buy the Major Word ETERNAL because of fucking course I will, and then increase my word limit to 40. This one definitely benefits those with a larger vocabulary and the ability to convey meaning concisely. A bit of literacy and a healthy dose of imagination and the much desired eternal comfy shall be mine.

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 No.15791

File: bddc700987725a0⋯.png (5.9 MB,1200x10000,3:25,Secret Agent CYOA.png)

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 No.15792

>>15789

Actually, I think I'll take a 30 word limit and add a Warranty, just in case the dolls get stolen or lost. A lot can happen in a few millennia. The mechanics of this beyond the basics fascinate me though. What if you put "Lottery Winner" on your doll, won the lottery, and erased it? Would it take your money away? I'd do an experiment first. Something like writing "Clean", erasing it, and seeing if I become dirty again. A safer idea would probably be "Knows Tomorrow's Powerball Numbers", because you could play it, win, and then erasing it wouldn't matter. Also, definitely going to want to keep a few phrases on there all the time. "Free To Go" is a pretty good one. Do whatever you like, if you get arrested simply point out that you're Free To Go. "Seen As Normal" is another vital investment of three words. Anything else I should keep written? Maybe "Indestructible"?

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 No.15793

>>13201

Great Work!

Strength lv1: Just with the "Physical defects vanish" this is totally worth it. Does it include a reset in telomeres length?

Perception lv1: With this and the strength lv1, I am at the best health condition possible. Plus colors change.

Intelligence lv5: The real deal. the bonus is a bit useless, being able to learn anything fast, though.

I think the idea is good. Maybe it lacks some balance: Intelligence is clearly overpowered imho, and the only real cons are on strength and endurance. Also I'd pay higher the unspent points, otherwise is not an option.

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 No.15985

File: c0795f808896320⋯.png (1.99 MB,1280x6515,256:1303,Aus CYOA 1.png)

File: caffc787f639ae2⋯.png (2.13 MB,1280x2145,256:429,Aus CYOA 2.png)

Take this one, ya cunts.

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 No.16403

File: 11da59df9ee3b64⋯.jpg (1.23 MB,1200x6500,12:65,Rainy_Day_CYOA.jpg)

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 No.16440

File: 835374e3008a8f8⋯.jpg (27.22 KB,400x485,80:97,835374e3008a8f8215b567ac06….jpg)

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 No.16464

>>13890

both perks for one are amazing, with one you get mommy gf, with 2 you get 3 daughterus you can fuck

gonna have to go with 2, option 1 though, lactating cowgirls is the best

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 No.16551

File: b098b8b5e7f5e9a⋯.jpg (5.26 MB,1200x4880,15:61,Eldrical_royalty_cyoa.jpg)

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 No.16553

>>16551

interesting

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 No.16555

File: 887ea7adb385b06⋯.gif (1.83 MB,760x1167,760:1167,comfy_adventures_CYOA.gif)

File: de321ba3bd0da86⋯.jpg (4.82 MB,1200x7200,1:6,One_small_dream_CYOA.jpg)

File: da6230f24624c9f⋯.jpg (3.54 MB,1700x8872,425:2218,The_Threads_of_fate_CYOA.jpg)

File: 3742fa1543b815d⋯.jpg (3.45 MB,2816x3421,256:311,Ultimate_faction_wars_CYOA.jpg)

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 No.16563

File: 01c3e2c86e4b9c8⋯.jpg (2.27 MB,1379x6803,1379:6803,Out_of_the_way_CYOA.jpg)

File: 6d762a57f4117f1⋯.jpg (1.21 MB,1117x4978,1117:4978,Solitude_cyoa.jpg)

File: f20dc8e27164c1d⋯.png (4.11 MB,1680x4228,60:151,comforting_other_cyoa.png)

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 No.16582

File: 7365da5ebd38c18⋯.png (2.05 MB,1500x1882,750:941,Esoteric_Waify.png)

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 No.16589

>>16588

r/nsfwcyoa has decent content, just avoid the redditing and you'll be fine

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 No.16621

File: 1768eb8795770e9⋯.png (5.69 MB,998x6562,499:3281,Sit_in_Judgement_CYOA.png)

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 No.16622

File: da6810b05bbec3f⋯.jpg (2.01 MB,1300x3250,2:5,The_world_renewed_cyoa.jpg)

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 No.16623

File: e850069c137c686⋯.jpg (3.18 MB,1100x10000,11:100,To_A_New_World_CYOA.jpg)

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 No.16660

File: d730befa1192493⋯.jpg (914.14 KB,1900x3032,475:758,rUxf6a1.jpg)

>Patreon watermarked.

I'm dumping anyones that have this. It's not necessary.

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 No.16665

File: 943502feef79861⋯.png (2.09 MB,1844x2906,922:1453,WEAPONIZED_cyoa_v3.png)

My first ever OC from years ago

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 No.16705

File: 444cd83135ef18d⋯.png (1.91 MB,1200x4773,400:1591,Gaymer.png)

File: 904aa3c3336bada⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.56 MB,1200x3391,1200:3391,Gaymer_Mystery_Box.png)

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