/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

>>405179

Thanks for the strings tip, packing station won't help though. Still have to walk with the packages past some people I know. I'd still get asked questions since I never order anything online and rarely get packages

>>405184

Order to package station. Go to package station with backpack. Put package in backpack. Open package at a private place, get rid of packaging material. Put toys in backpack, cover them up with something else.

As for the string bondage, be careful with it You wouldn't want the blood in your member to go septic, you really wouldn't want that . Done it a few times, and it's pretty good. If you do it right, impossible to get a hard on.

>>405176

Do you not have sex shops in your area? I can't order stuff to my house either so I just but it in person, put it in my backpack and no one knows.

>>405246

No, I'm living in a rural area and everyone knows each other, that's what I'm so fucking afraid of.

Takes just one person to see something and the entire region knows, which is also why the backpack idea from >>405191 isn't gonna work out. Walking in the post department with a backpack as someone who never does it and quickly storing a suspiciously unsuspicious package in it qualifies already as a gossip topic for some.

>>405255

Then leave the rural area under false pretense…if people can smuggle drugs into Europe, you should be able to smuggle a fucking dildo/cage/whatever somehow. Just have to be creative.

Have you anons ever found a FWB or BF on a site other than /cb/? If so which? I've pretty much exhausted my options on here and wanna try other sites.

>>405688

theres fetlife if youre kinky in any particular way, and grindr, if you really wanna put yourself through that. you could always try 4chan britfag threads, or any other thread there that takes your fancy if you wanna get chatty with people in trap or gfur or whatever threads.

i met my boyfriend on /b/ some 5 years ago now, met a fair few people on /b/ in fact. was a different time back then though, and i dont browse /b/ anymore for a whole host of reasons.

>>405855

for slut elfs body id wager a low calorie intake and vigorous cardio and calisthenics are what you want

>>405855

>skinnyfat

try intermittent fasting and look into leangains/ body recomp diet.

>https://rippedbody.com/how-to-calculate-leangains-macros/

low bodyfat is all about eating the right things and doing it in a manner that doesn't make you so miserable that you give up after a few weeks.

keep track of what you eat and just generally try to cut out sugary drinks and beer as much as possible. vodka and whiskey are still ok

artificial sweeteners have been linked to increased abdominal fat storage so just avoid them entirely.

don't worry about doing too much exercise, even with heavy lifts the most you can gain is about 1-2 pounds of muscle per month. bodyweight programs are also good but they require more dedication imo & don't target the lower body as effectively as weights do. so you should consider some weight training b/c depending on your genetics, getting lean might make your butt smaller too ;_; unless you compensate by building muscle

>>405880

>>405863

I already do intermittent fasting.

I have a barbell. I have a total of 16kg of plates with it. And two dumbbells. Not a lot.

I am thinking couch to 5k for cardio.

Then lift weights with a three day split. So Monday is push day, Tuesday is pull, and Wednesday is squat, then repeat the next three days with Sunday being a rest day. I'm low calories and not enough protein to get big so it'd just fill my muscles out a bit more but not make me bigger than I want, correct?

Push day would be floor press (No bench), overhead press, tricep extensions with the dumbbells.

Pull would be deadlift and rows. Should I do pullups in addition?

Legs are just squats and calf raises.

Do crunches and planks every day except Sunday.

I've been doing this for a while except the couch to 5k, and I just wanted to make sure it's right. But then I thought maybe it should just be bodyweight. It's so confusing.

I want to have a nicer waist, I also quite like corsets, is there anything like a corset that wouldn't accentuate my bust? I don't really want to have boobs but I'd like to have something I can wear under my clothes that would pinch my waist and put more emphasis on my hips.

How can I obtain a better/more feminine waist-hip ratio? I'm not a rectangle but I'm not curvy either and I really want to be.

What are some exercises I can do at home with little to no equipment? All I own is some 2-5-10 pound weights, and a treadmill. I'd go to the gym but I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so the drive isn't worth the trouble.

Anything to tone myself, get a butt, whatever. Working on my diet too so that should help down the line.

>>406201

>>406201

reddit search bodyweight exercies

how do i get rid of chin fat

im not overweight at all, i just gathered it over the years i guess

>>406132

glute exercises id think would be your best bet

>>406226

thats not how it works fam, are you sure you havent put on fat at all?

>>405855

Godly genetics help too

>>406609

>>404622

Hey, wanna chat? With Sieg?

Discord Sieg#6256

Anybody have recs for some cheap faggy clothes (arm warmers/stockings/panties/etc)? Not looking to make it serious :^) but I might as well give you guys a good nut before I get cuteboy death.

Also, my phone cameras sucks. Anything cheapish that can take good quality lewds?

>>407150

aliexpress sells costume quality slut clothes dirt cheap, but if you wanna feel lood nothing beats the real deal. try visiting lingerie stores and seeing what takes your fancy.

>>407206

nah, and if it does and it aint too bad dont worry about it. youre a fucking dude, anyone who bitches about receding hairlines would find their time better spent fucking women.

I accidentally cut myself shaving and now I have a visibly whiter mark on my skin just above my dick

What do

>>407256

color it in with a sharpie

I want a plump butt. How do it??

>>407260

yo but seriously though

Any advice on talking to a friend who thinks he’s “gross looking”? I just found out he’s been feeling down because of his male appearance. I see nothing wrong with his looks.

Also noticed on his social media profile it says feminine pronouns which he hasn’t mentioned to me.. I think he’s embarrassed/ashamed.

I just don’t want him to think he has to be someone he isn’t around me.

o heck, also my hair's also naturally super ultra curly, I do straighten it after washes <3

>>407626

yea my hairs pretty cruddy atm, I just use random conditioner my flatmate gets, though I'd be keen for any reccomendations for people who straighten their hair ^_^

I do use heat spray though and I did just get some hair straightening cream to try out because of the recent dryness ;-;

after I shower I just wrap my hair in a hairtowel for 10-20 min till it stops dripping then let it dry naturally from there, or I use a hairdryer if I wash in the morning and have to get ready for uni (at night I'll sometimes wash my hair before bed then sleep with a towel on my pillow)

I rarely use shampoo, just conditioner most of the time ^_^

I'm glad to take any recommendations on hair products for in shower though

>>407631

I used to use treseme but was told it was uber trash so I stopped using it ;-;, as of recent though I've only been using the sunsilk stuff.

if I can find the other stuff online I don't care for price as long as I can do part payments lol

do you have a discord to continue to convo there? I don't wanna annoy people here with my extensive hair questions ;-;

this is mine: SoyboiSupreme#7675

though I do have other socials if you'd prefer?

Sooo, how do I go about determining my size when buying clothes clearly meant for girls? I've never bought clothes before, I've only slowly collected what my sister was going to throw away over the years. I'd like to start buying some from amazon, since they can ship to a pickup location instead of my house. Is there a universal size chart I can go by? Also, is there a starter pack for cute clothes any of you would recommend?

>>407863

Goodwill & other thrift stores have fitting rooms…

Quality new clothes at a cheap price & new high heel shoes & boots as well…

take notes cuz all sizes are not measured the same from different manufacturers

>>407863

I'd honestly look up common size measurements then measure your own clothes with a ruler/tape measure to determine your girl clothes size.

because I sometimes buy things from wish I tend to do that since I love super over sized clothing and their sizes are mega off lmao.

plus I only wear girl shorts when it comes to pants. (though I've gone to fitting rooms for that most of the time)

>>407864

>>407907

Thanks!

Also, Amazon gives me the option to ship to a pickup location, are there any other online stores that provide that same option? I'd like to avoid shipping to my house if I can.

>>407997

idk how it works in the US, but here, supermarkets are pick up locations for stuff you buy online.

I'd personally ring whatever amazon considers a pick up location and just ask them if they hold on to items from other stores ^_^

otherwise if possible, ship things to a friends house <3

>>408003

It would slowly destroy your bones, do not attempt.

>>408005

it doesn't destroy your bones

however, there is some inherent risk still not fuuullly understood but I'm pretty sure it comes mostly in the form of peeing too much or mildly fucking up your liver, depending on which drug you take

if you're already in good health there really shouldn't be a problem, and in the event you notice bad things happening, if you're on a low dose you can probably stop

there are also ways to do it that don't grow tiddies, but keep the other effects

I'd say go for it, but be on the lookout for warning signs

3x Pushups To Failure

3x Squats To Failure

3x Pullups To Failure (Can't do a single one now but working towards it with scapula pulls)

3x Side Planks For One Minute

3x Crunches To Failure

Lost fat, but have shitty body composition. Can I just do this?

>>408051

You'll be better off doing a series of set amounts, and doing the last set to failure.

Figure out how much you can do to failure without pause and then do like 80% of that.

Crunches do them every day of the week, alternate for the rest of the muscles. If you're looking for tonification you're actually looking for hypertrophy, so look up on that topic.

Recomended is 4 to 5 sets of 8 to 15 reps, and again, if you wanna do to failure do just the last one.

Eat lots of protein and fiber, and healthy fats (cheese if you're not lactose intolerante, nuts walnuts and all that) and avoid sugar as much as you can. Remember grains and bread and flour based food also count as sugar.

Good luck cuteanon, feel free to ask anything I'll be cheking this for the week.

>>408054

OK how is this.

>4 sets 8-15 every other day

>Then 1 set to failure

>When I can do more than 15 on any set, do a harder variation of the exercise

Is that correct?

Why do crunches every day? What if I progressed to a harder ab workout like leg raises or hanging knee raises. Do those every day too?

>>408055

The setting you're describing is good. I'd suggest to do 3 sets and one to failure if you're just beggining and struggling, but if you manage to do 4 just roll with it.

Abs everyday because that muscle group recovers faster, since it is everyday of your life under stress. If you do a harder workout, the aim would be to do it everyday anyways, but don't rush it or you'll be wornout. So do the hard workout three times a week and work your way up to every day.

Remember to hold your stomach as flat as possible, as if you were 'sucking it in' to avoid having an outward belly. Also during crunches or similar movements you should exhale at the same time you contract the abs, pushing the belly in and do the movement. Takes a little bit of practice and then it'll be like breathing.

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I don't get how anyone could be satisfied with knee-high or just slightly overknee socks. I just don't feel like they're complete if they don't go all the way up.

I wanna buy some striped socks really badly but for the love of god, I can't find any that have at least a 70-80cm height.

Does anyone have any idea where to get those? Unfortunately, discrete packaging is a must a well.

>>408438

sockdreams is a thing

there are other similar places, i believe

>>408440

But they don't have pink/white ones:

https://www.sockdreams.com/extraordinarily-longer-striped-thigh-high-socks.html

Or is that colour just temporarily out-of-stock? Never ordered there.

My problem is that, according to their site, they have to put their company name as the return address when shipping to places outside of the US, which somewhat violates discretion.

>>408473

looks out of stock

i havent either but i know a bunch of people who have and they say theyre legit.

also, they sell fanct dude socks as well so theres that.

>>408509

Please define 'alchohol only in moderation'. Different people do have different tolerances to that sorta stuff.

>>399182

This is going to sound psychotic but pluck them with a tweezer, its tedious but you get really good results from it especially if your skin is really pale and tranluscent like mine.

>>408557

aah fuck i sometimes do that myself

i really should get an epilator, it would be a better idea than manually tweezing

>>398553

I like the outfit and like to dress that way myself. Also you look like you could be related to me somehow even though we're on different continents. Almost thought you were my brother for a second.

>>408543

I mean only 1-2 regular sized bottles of malt liquor (about 11.2 fl. oz. each) a week on average, if that really

>>408586

I'd avoid that if I were u, and I'm saying this as an Irish girl

get some vitamins and omega 3 from the store, that seems to help a lot with healing. Also drink lots of water.

also don't shave against where your hairs grow because you'll just get ingrown hairs that way.

>>408604

Thanks for the suggestions anon, I'll try them and hope they help :)

Was fat. Lost weight. Still improving. My ass however is a saggy and revolting. The ass of a dumpy post wall woman.

Tell me how to fix it please. 100 squats every day?

>>409073

aah fuck, i have this exact same problem when stood up straight. im hoping that dropping to 130 lbs or lower will force my skin to respond a bit by removing the remaining back and hip fat that keeps it as it is.

if anyone else has any knowledge on the topic tho id love to hear it, as is im hoping going borderline anorexic then packing on muscle will help.

>>408509

Ugh your body is fucking disgusting my friend. Please never again take a photo of it I am very sick now fucker.

>>409073

You should get plastic surgery from a Muslim :^)

>>409087

English are a fucking plague with the ugly if you understand my drift fuckhole.

>>409105

take your french niggetry elsewhere, faggot

>>409109

Ohohohoh silly little fucking english. Where are you with fucking talk like you are so big eh? If I was there I kick punch you face and then what can you do but cryy to me boy. Why your a womens are fucking pigs and you are disgusting too yes?

>>409111

over in england, silly

yes our women are ugly, its why so many of us date men

>>409183

not at all, anon. youre one of the lucky ones who can stay aroused up front like that

Warning! /pol is threatening to firebomb gay parades

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>>409210

>actually going to pride

will anything of value actually be lost?

>>409269

I have pretty much the same problem with red spots on my thighs. I also have some bumbs at hair foliculis at my neck area where I usually tweese the facial.

Considering I am still hiding my body hair removal from my family, I am getting really discouraged to keep trying. Its awful…

>>409278

*Tweeze out my neck hair

Is there a way to make my body hair weaker?

In some parts I have those little blonde hairs and others are just hairy af

I'd like to have those blonde hairs everywhere. Any creams for that?

>>401243

Based. You're Schutzstaffel-tier. Please have Aryan children for me.

whats the cheapest one should spend on an epilator to get one that will actually get the job done? im sick and tired of the issues with razors and nair, but i cant throw down a lot of money on a device i cant return and im not sure if i will want to use.

ive got a LOT of questions on how you guys do this shit

>be me

>shave pubes

>instant ingrown hairs and acne

>try sugar scrub

>dosent work

my groin is now inflamed and looks like i have a std even though im a virgin

also how do I get a bigger butt lmao

>>409302

shaving well comes down to proper tools and technique, but for some of us its never perfect. i started when i was like 20 and 5 years on there are times my groin still looks like a bomb site if i fuck something up. go hit up /fa/ and find a shaving thread, learn to shave your face well then apply the same shit to your junk. alternatively, pick up a body trimmer and be content with never quite being smooth all over but being mostly smooth in less important places. if you need a super smooth body your only options are to have hair permanently removed with lasers/electrolysis as a lot of trans people do, get waxed professionally on the regular, or get an epilator. word to the wise though, never use an epilator on loose or sensitive skin like your face/junk.

theres also nair, but using that frequently will give you ingrown hairs and if youre sensitive to it like i am it will give you chemical burns on your junk that you wont feel til you go to wash it off and it suddenly feels like youve lost a layer of skin there or two.

>>409302

>also how do I get a bigger butt lmao

genetics or squats

the heavier the squat the faster the glute development, but dont half ass your squat form or youll fuck your knees/back up potentially for life.

What is best way to shave my body hair??

>>409322

>>409303

Keep getting zits on my ass, just past the bum crack close to the bottom part. Anything I can do or is it just one of those things you have to deal with sometimes?

>>409333

are they zit zits or just ingrown hairs?

>>409334

Zits I think. I can pop them and pus comes out.

>>409335

doesnt mean it isnt an infected hair folicle

What is best exercises to lose weight I'm 60kg

I'm 169cm

>>409367

objectively, swimming if you only want to do a single thing. if youre willing to do a mix, then cardio of your choice every other day and lifting weights (focus on heavy compounds and get someone to teach you how to do them safely) or doing a variety of bodyweight exercises for your other days. dont forget to stretch daily too.

the main thing in losing weight tho is calories, its far far fucking easier to simply not eat the calories than it is to burn them off. if youre active, a 1500 kcal diet should be fine. if youre sedentary you may wish to go lower for speedy results, but always keep it above 1000 kcal and if you find yourself simply too tired to do things you need to then eat a little more.

>>409381

very effective and avoids things like ingrown hairs that shaving and nairing can easily give you if you can deal with not being baby smooth. be wary of catching yourself with the blades tho, you dont want to nip yourself.

>>409384

no, im afraid to inform you that you are in fact clearly sub-saharan african in descent

>>408556

It´s on the UK amazon.

Do we have a /cuteboys/ approved skincare routine

I'm retarded and don't know anything about it

>>409561

nah, tbh cuteboys could do with a wiki of some sort for good info. theres a lot of shit that would benefit cuteboys that you just sort of have to learn through googling and talking to people more experienced than you.

in general, vitamin e moisturiser with cocoa or shea butter or something right after youve showered and before youve dried off properly is a good idea, then let yourself air dry and towel off after. face wise i dunno, most facial moisturisers are stupid expensive so i just grab nivea stuff.

>>409566

*probably

My body is white but for some reason my buttocks are much darker, how can i solve this? pls help

>>409575

between the cheeks or on the cheeks themselves?

>>409579

the cheeks themselves

>>409611

not a clue then tbh fam. certain creams and soaps can lighten skin like kojic acid based ones, but they might not work.

where the fuck do I find good porn, everything on tube sites is garbage and tumblr is dead

>>409796

twitter or /b/, pick your poison

>>401243

you are so beautiful aaaa

Best way to remove hair? Should I use different methods for different areas?

I get hair on chest, abdomen, legs, forearms, shoulders and on my buttcheeks and around my taint and butthole. And of course hair on my benis.

Dumb question:

Say you got a fairly masculine face, frame (i.e. broad shoulders), and are already way past puberty – early 20s – should you kiss all hope of being 'cute' goodbye? Or are they various things you can do, short of hormones that is, to get some sort of desirable shape?

(i.e. mainly a thicker, rounder, more bubbly ass. Or would that look weird on a guy with a more masculine frame?)

What are your experiences with IPL depilation machines?

Specifically the ones that you use at home.

I'm doing some depilation at a center, but the staff is all woman and she doesn't enjoy watching a homo's ass for a job, so I thought I'd try the other option.

>>410330

depends on what you want really. do you need to be baby smooth? if so, youll either pay a premium for good waxing or epilation (which are painful), or if not you can shave and risk ingrown hairs, or nair and get better results but worse ingrown hairs, or trim with a trimmer and just be sorta smooth.

>>410439

is being a twunk not what you want? because if youve masc features thats more or less the optimal youth look

>>410514

home IPL aint as good as professionally done stuff iirc

>>410525

Apparently it takes more sessions more often, but the results are similar.

Anyway I wanted to know the board's opinion

>>410573

fair

>>403195

>Laser: extremely expensive scam with predatory and dishonest marketing techniques. somewhat painful

>Electrolysis: FUCKTARDEDLY EXPENSIVE scam with highly manipulative and dishonest marketing techniques. EXTREMELY painful

>shaving: cheap, huge amounts of work. causes enough irritation that you grow back before your skin recovers anyway, and high risk of insane painful itching all over.

>hand held epilator machine, expensive one time investment, like waxing, but slower and therefor more painful because it's not all at once, but with the amount of inconvenience of shaving because of doing a lot of work. misses a lot of hairs or breaks them instead of pulling them out.

>Nair or similar products: unhealthy horrible shit that will give you chemical burns and not really help you in any way.

>Waxing: expensive unless you know a fairly priced place, and they do exist, but you have to tip 10% at least if they do a good job. 20% if they do an insanely good job. very difficult to find a place that does guys. even more difficult to find one that gives guys a fair price. Helps to be cute, because they don't like creeps, and they get a lot of them. Waxing goes from not painful at all, to extremely painful for a very short amount of time depending on the place on the body. regrowth speed depends on your DNA background. Best method for your money as long as you're not going to a scam place. It's the only method that actually removes hair and leaves you smooth and clean for a while, somewhere from 4 days to a month depending on your regrowth speed, but even then you have a while before you get too fuzzy again. All other hair removal type places always tell you "If you walk out I can't give you this great deal anymore!" and try to get you to sign horrible wallet bank account rape contracts. They also refuse to make promises that anything they do will remain permanent, because they are a bunch of liars and they want to scam you for all your money. They will never make promises to keep treating you if you regrow hair.

Waxing, as long as it is a good place is the only thing that I felt was not a scam because they only do what they promise for a set amount and no contracts, and nothing more nothing less. You get exactly what you pay for.

>>410778

Someone please screencap and save this for other people who need help in the future. I'm not typing it out again. Hope it helps.

>>409303

lazer electro are a scam.

>>409575

stop using aluminum based deodorant

>>410330

Wax is the only non scam.

>>410780

>lazer electro are a scam.

i know people whove done laser who say otherwise

>>410965

i mean, a little in some ways. most of how you look depends on what you do with what youve got tho. a good haircut, the right clothes, maybe the right products if youre so inclined. they can all work wonders in terms of cute factor.

>>410973

>i mean, a little in some ways.

can you specify?

>>410979

nose and chin a little i suppose, cant really explain it well. lighting might also be hurting you i think.

>>410981

My nose and chin? Are you sure you're not just noticing my masculine features and are used to people covering up their face with a mask? lol

>>411007

I'm sorry fam, but the other anon is just being honest.

Don't put yourself out there if you're not willing to swallow the truth.

>>411007

what >>411016 said. weve all got our flaws, but the only way to get around them is to know them and make the best of things. i look like a fucking lemon half the time in photos tbh and my foreheads too big. i dont think its just masculine features, its just not particularly pretty ones.

>>411017

>>411016

What truth? You didn't even say anything other than "nose and chin." What about my nose and chin?

Fucking Chile, lol.

>>411028

chill, anon. its the shape of them. maybe masculine is the right term, i dunno. to me the shape looks off, less than ideal for a feminine look. not to say all of us have perfect faces either but theres a reason so many people wear masks and shit.

>>411053

theyre not uncute, but thats not the question they asked.

>>411035

> less than ideal for a feminine look

I'm not trying to look feminine, I'm a guy.

>theres a reason so many people wear masks and shit.

Because of autists like you that think masculine features are ugly :/

>>411053

hey thanks :)

>>411071

No problem!

You have very gentle looking eyes, that faint smile gives me shy yet cute vibes. Plus that's a top qt hairstyle and it looks very soft from that pic.

Tl;dr Your face ain't ugly <3

>>411071

>I'm not trying to look feminine

you sure about that, anon?

>Because of autists like you that think masculine features are ugly

fam i didnt say you arent cute, i just said those seem to me to be imperfect in a way that i dont think is just masculine unless your hair is hiding the worlds most aesthetic jawline. you dont need to be a 10/10 to be cute, and imperfections dont make someone genuinely ugly. dont misinterpret this as me trying to put you down or anything, you asked for an honest assessment and i gave you one.

>>411094

>you sure about that, anon?

I'm positive? I'm not a girl and I'm not a tranny.

>>411105

well in that case you look hella girly for someone who isnt either of those things. a lot girlier than i do. that said i stick by those being imperfections, not merely masculine features. bf says its mostly in the nose, but that youre still pretty cute all in all.

i wanna bleach me bum hole

wat do

this is new territory

>>411141

> hella girly for someone who isnt either of those things.

I believe its referred to as being androgynous. I have pretty broad shoulders and am 6 feet tall, the only people who mistake me for a girl are children, and even then its usually only when I have a hat + pony tail

My imperfections you're pointing out don't do anything for me either. At this point I just feel like I have a nice haircut (no wonder, I spend like 150~ a month on my hair) with a disgusting face. I want to fix my face.

>>411156

good luck ever getting a response

>>411161

i once got confused for a girl by an old man. mind, i was in a wool coat and has near ass length hair at the time.

best you can do is take good care of your skin and shit, but if youre dropping that much money on your hair i doubt youre not already doing that. roll of the die at the end of the day, you look plenty cute as is but i know what its like to want to improve on things so i cant really say much to that.

>>411178

you just gave me one

i can die happy now

>>411181

kek

some people say kojic acid works, but my bars of kojic acid soap dont do shit

>>411028

I'll fuck your shit up anytime, feo y la conchatumare <3

You're nose and chin are not aesthetic. That's it. However the other anon assesment is way more accurate.

>>411302

Well there is a /fit/ board if you decide to go that route.

Main thing to be aware of is that cuteboi mode is more temporary than being handsome. Although less people want to fuck you if you aren't a feminine male. My personal suggestion is it go with being /fit/. Even if you never get a bf like the rest of us you'll still have a nice body to be proud of and be in good health.

Take this all with a bit of salt, I'm not you nor do I know your situation well enough.

>>411302

I think going cuteboi is pretty great if you can. Its mostly about working on your femine beauty. You probably don't need to be very fit if your body figure is good enough by default. But like >>411318 mentioned, you can hardly go wrong with getting fit.

Though, obviously, if you grow too much mass and muscles then its not gonna be very beautiful, cute or femine.

Lastly, I disagree that if you aren't cute or femine, you are gonna have a hard time dating/sexing cuteboys. Maybe most of them prefer boys with similar looks but others, like me, prefer more masculine looks.

>>411322

>imo its more about where you grow it. if you get an athletic physique and maintain a lean body you can still look plenty femme.

Yeeah, you said it better, I agree.

Where do you find these pics, by the way? They look great.

>>411327

its a chilean boi who posts here once in a blue moon then gets shy and delets them

>>411344

qt in what sense?

>>411346

qt qt femboy

>>411344

I don't think so. You have some nice curves too.

>>411354

nah, you dont get those kind of shoulders unless you work a physical job or lift a lot of weights.

>>411362

>>411354

shoulders too broad to be femme enough for femboy, that is

>>411426

kind of?

Not as well as you might think

>>411426

i just recently grabbed an epilator on sale, a braun silk-epil 9000 series model with 5 heads i think? theyre good, but my experience has been mixed.

first, they take multiple passes to get all the hair. second, your first few strokes will hurt like hell even with a trimmed body. third, expect variable pain levels, my lower legs and my crotch are fine, but my upper legs, torso, and genitals hurt like shit. fourth, these results cant be beat by anything short of wax or laser. rare is it ive ever been this fucking smooth, and ive got way less irritation than any other hair removal method other than a body trimmer.

>>411431

>>411426

also, i got mine on sale for the same price as a 5000 series model, but if you can only grab the 5000 one i hear its good too.

>>411426

I bought one of those. I tried epilating my entire body with it. I used it for TWO HOURS just on the tops of my thighs. It hurt, left a lot of red bumps that took weeks to heal, and didn't even remove half the hair.

I've learned that it's only useful for small areas, and to apply menthol and baby powder on those areas before using it. I don't know if anyone have ever been able to completely replace shaving/waxing/Nair with an epilator, but I certainly haven't been able to.

>>411431

>>411447

Well.. Can't decide if I buy it or not, i just want something that will not give me red marks and folliculitis, especially on my ass.

>>411449

My brother says his works, but I found it easier to take a cold shower, dry off, apply nair with rubber gloves, let it sit for about 6 minutes, take another cold shower with no soap, air dry, and then spraying on some lotion I made from mixing menthol, witch hazel, coconut oil, and mineral oil in a spray bottle since regular premade lotion made my skin inflamed.

It might be worth a try though. Your skin and hair may be different from mine.

I remember seeing a greentext or story here about a guy coming to see an autistic cuteboy at his decrepit house. I think it was split into 3 parts with 3 different images. Anyone remember what I'm talking about?

>>408005

>>408556

I do all of this except the weight loss part. I'm at a good weight and have a fast metabolism still at 24. I'm slightly underweight tho. All I want is a bigger butt and abs. Should I diet for the defined abs or add weights?

How can I get rid of facial hair? I hate it so much, I try to shave but it grows back too quickly but too short so it's almost impossible to shave off the next day (stubborn stubble)

plus my hair is black and skin is white so it's very visible and gross

>>411646

You can shave against the grain for smoother results, and that should help with the small stuff but it can irritate your face real bad. You could also try a depilatory (my personal favorite) or an epilator, although I personally fucking hate epilators

>>411635

Not the bristle part right? If you keep it clean and don't try to jam it all the way in, you should be fine.

You could try a hairbrush too.

>>411701

Yeah only the hande of course x:

And i'll keep in mind the hairbrush thanks <3

What can I do to, uh, clean myself out if I don't have an actual enema kit or anything?

Also, any advice if I'm going to be with multiple guys at once?

>>411852

One day, you’ll remember what you could have had.

>>411421

halp pls

>>411990

improve by posting booty

i dunno everything seems good from what I see, maybe with a better picture would be easier to evaluate

>>411421

I thought about it too, but decided against it for the same reason you stated. Guess it depends on how much you want it and if you are okay with possibly regretting it in the future. Personally I want to transform in to a hairy, muscular daddie when I grow out of my twinkness.

>>404603

>hair

the average person sheds 90-100 hairs a day so by not brushing you're literally just clogging the vacuum cleaner xD

>>412178

It takes a while untill you see progress so dont worry about getting too muscly. For the actual exercises I would just look on the internett, try some out and settle for the ones you like and feel good about.

>>412260

Got a better picture? Maybe in the sun at straighter angle?

>>412274

uh no. I can't take good pictures because I always look pretty shitty.

>>412275

It'll certainly remain that way with that attitude

>>412318

Thanks for the sound advice.

>>412409

Bretty good tbh.

>>412409

You are super cute. Definitely a 10 out of 10. I have to admit I'm a little jealous of your bf, lol.

>>412448

Buy a butt plug and try slide it in. As you slide it in and it starts to hurt, hold it there for 30seconds - 1 min. Then slide it in a little more. Keep going until you can fit the whole butt plug.

Then after the butt plug, try put in a medium (5inch insert able length) dildo and slowly do the same thing that you did with the butt plug. I recommend buying a small, medium and large dildo set!!

Then put the larger dildo in and so on.

Weird thing is, i can fit in a 6.5inch (insert-able length) dildo in my butt but i cannot fit a finger inside my butt unless i follow the exact steps. Some people can just lube up a dildo and slowly insert a 7 inch dildo in but for me i like to prep for it slowly, is a bit awkward when you are in a situation where someone just wants to fuck straight away. But i'd rather enjoy it then be in pain.

Another important thing to do is relax and breath. Having people around always makes it harder for me because i get super stressed someone will walk into my room without knocking, which makes my butt hole clench a lot more.

Still, after this (in a real life situation) i still feel a slight bit of discomfort when getting fucked, but it's bearable and feels alright.

Make sure to use condoms on your dildos as well

>>412448

Use more lube, and then use a little more.

If that doesn't work, find something very smooth and small, like a sharpie. Go very slowly, and work it in and out. If it feels uncomfortable, slow down. If it hurts, stop. It might take a few days of gentle stretching with a sharpie before you can comfortably fit your fingers inside. Once you can fit one finger, slowly, slowly, start working another finger inside. Above all else, be patient. It's better to spend a few weeks or even months training your butt than it is to hurt yourself.

>>412443

Haha yeah… I'm totally not going through a pretty rough breakup right now : ^ )

>>412529

Aw I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have a discord? I might be across the pond but we can still chat or play some vidya.

>>319609

I don’t have any problems with acne and i have really nice thick hair, but I’m 6”7’ and 230lbs. I’ve been losing weight over the last few months, i used to be 250. Am i too tall/large to be cute? Also my thighs are absolute units muscle wise so no cottage cheese ass

>>410965

get some sleep anon.

Are there any exercises I should be doing to get a slimmer waist? As it stands I only do bicycle crunches, though I'm not even sure if what bicycle crunches do what I'm looking for, if anything does.

Additionally any exercises I could put in place of squats? From what I gather, squat form is important but I just can't seem to get it right, and my knees are sorta bad.

And for body hair, what parts can't you get professionally waxed? How much would it even cost? How about laser hair removal?

>>412739

If your knees are bad, look for low impact leg/ass workouts. There are some on YouTube from 15-30 mins same for slimmer waists, you can take the exercises from there and do them on your own.

ok so I've got some like pimples on my butt cheeks, and the skin around them is a bit darker

i will try to post a pic but just for now does anyone know a solution for that ?

like should i put some ointment antibiotic for the pimples or what?

>>412776

oh yeah one more thing

i looked on the internet

they say exfoliate and don't sit for long periods of times

i can exfoliate, but i have to sit for a long period of times due to study/work field

also, some say put olive oil and some say put moisturizers, some say use sugar scrub and some say use BHA i'm not really sure what that is

i don't really know which one to do that's why i asked

>>412781

just stand up and study/work

do you guys actually enjoy anal? ive recently masturbated with my ass for the first time and it was just meh

>>412934

>do you guys actually enjoy anal

It doesn't give me an orgasm but when i masturbate while using a dildo or anything in my ass it feels a bit better

but anal sex is much better

with a dick it's just a really different and much more enjoyable experience but of course not so much in your first time

>>412945

Ahm Ahm from a fellow Egyptian to other, where the fuck could you get the dildo?

>>413085

>>412945

inshallah, brothers.

>>413085

you date or be friends with a foreigner through apps and they get you one when they are visiting

>>412448

i personally started with a round sharpie pen when i was like 15, now i can easily take big cocks or my 10 inch dildo lol

you just gotta start small and work your way up, getting used to wearing a buttplug is another thing that helps

>>409333

I have it all the time and it's never gone away. Amlactin has helped control it a little though.

>>413271

UK

>>412338

I think you're cute anon. What products do you like using?

>>413224

Also, I'd recommend wearing loose pants sometimes if you're just sitting around at home.

>>412409

I’ve seen you at uni occasionally, you look fine to be honest however I’d consider a different hair style to your current one as it draws too much attention to your forehead, hope you get good results!

The herbs and so on that lots of internet stuff says will make you feminine etc etc, do any of them actually do anything? I tried some of them for a while and all they did was make me cum massive loads and smell like maple syrup (not a problem for me but not what I wanted) I don’t want hrt or whatever I just wouldn’t mind a little something to help alongside exercising, shaving, moisturising etc to look cute

>>413536

It's all bullshit, whether it's someone telling you to drink spearmint tea or eat onions.

HRT is the way to go if you really want to become more feminine that way. There isn't a thousand different way outside of it.

Now it's up to you to see if you really wanna take it or not but don't expect the kind of shit you see in charts to make you more feminine.

>>404687

Cum see me, got lots of good loads for you N Calif

Sexy cute body and perfect shoulders>>411344

Perfectly fuckable for a lifetime, omg I’d love to seed you>>412178

Mmm my tongue could lubricate well enough and my cock can fill you gently>>412448

Baby you’re gorgeous >>412338

Your face is perfect >>412409

>>413756

>>413757

>>413758

>>413759

>>413760

>>413761

Someone ban this stupid nigger

>>413773

I'd like to know where people like him come from. Are they Q boomers?

>>413786

I think so. Another guy from Q patriot research posted here thinking this is some kind of generic gay board.

Old fags out

>>413800

I don't care if they're old, but they need to lurk more and learn proper board etiquette instead of shitting up threads with cringe inducingly thirsty comments.

>>413849

Fair enough.

sweet

>>413870

sen de mi

>>412739

Stomach vacuums are said to slim your waist, other than that just increasing the size of your butt probably helps with proportions. Keep in mind certain ab workouts that target obliques can increase your waist.

I do goblin squats instead of normal squats, you could do lunges, fire hydrants, etc. Hip thrusts are a must, hopefully you are able to do those.

>>413786

>>413800

How dare you attack us Q boomers! We're the only thing keeping this site going.

>>414175

You should consider doing weighted barbell squats if you want to get form right, the weight forces you to have correct form.

>>414176

I haven't thought of it that way.. I'll see what I can do. Thanks!

>>414175

try squatting against a wall, but yeah even using some light barbells will naturally force you into a more correct position

im really skinnyfat and have been for a while, ive been cutting down on my eating habbits and lifting but im scared if i lift too much ill get really muscly and i just wanna look like a twink, any tips?

>>414271

You get muscly gradually so you will know when to stop

Attractive face, awesome nose, great legs. Please don't thin your eyebrows, but yes, trim off or cover the side burns and try a more pronounced part in your hair. That's a great dress, too. I'd take you to McDonalds now, especially if you have some Keds.

And remove your hand from your face.

Hey guys, I've being skipping rope for a while now and I'm losing weitght. Does it also help getting a girlier shape? What about my butt, does it help with it or should I implemente other exercises.

i want some hints to increase my butt size

>>414675

fuckin limey