/cow/ - Lolcows

>>241000

>>256388

my bad. that one's also on autosage though

>>256393

shit, i forgot /cow/ autosages at 400.

polite sage

The moon rock catapult was in the Robert Heinlein book THE MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS.

I think Flyntwu thinks that, since Heinlein is considered to be a "hard" science-fiction author, anything Heinlein might have envisioned is not only theoretically possible but practical and inevitable.

They'd have to be very large boulders to survive Earth's atmosphere and then you'd have to attach computers and sensors and rocket boosters to the rocks for course correction and to be able to aim them at the specific targets on Earth instead of just having them land in empty ocean or sparsely populated areas of land.

It would be a lot less expensive and infinitely more practical for an evil rich man with more money than kek just to build ICBMs on Earth than to spend decades launching hundreds of colonists to the moon with adequate resources and infrastructure to build a giant catapult on the moon thinking nobody would notice what they're up to.

Johnbrianna Flyntwu is off "her" moon-rocker.

>>256428

>I think Flyntwu thinks that, since Heinlein is considered to be a "hard" science-fiction author, anything Heinlein might have envisioned is not only theoretically possible but practical and inevitable.

Is that why he's so obsessed with grokking agendered Martian jizz?

Some sites picking it up

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/28/brianna-wu-claims-companies-could-destroy-cities-b/

https://thefederalist.com/2017/02/28/party-science-democrat-congressional-candidate-doesnt-know-gravity-works/

https://heatst.com/gaming/brianna-wu-is-running-for-congress-to-defend-earth-from-falling-moon-rocks/

http://www.dailywire.com/news/13949/democrat-running-congress-thinks-you-can-destroy-hank-berrien

>>256428

Sooooo

you would need a method of shooting a 'rock"

1) with enough velocity to escape the moons own pull without significant loss of energy

2) escape the moons own orbit aroudn the Earth

3) not get pulled into a separate orbit around the earth

4) not burn up in the Earth's atmosphere

5) not fucking up the moon's own orbit in firing the device

all while being accurate.

wew.

>>256537

Anything exceeding this velocity before it reaches earth (which is certain if it leaves the moon at escape velocity of 2.38kn/sec) wouldn't even hit the Earth. It would fucking BURN UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE!

But yea, Wu is nuts despite having them chopped off.

>>256579

>He wasn't dropping it on population centers

He did actually. He dropped 5th Luna on Lhasa, Tibet.

Hahaha, it's on Slashdot:

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/17/03/01/0416232/congressional-candidate-brianna-wu-claims-moon-colonizing-companies-could-destroy-cities-by-dropping-rocks

Wouldn't the moon rock bombs just burn up in the atmosphere?

>>256718

Yes, or miss earth after being thrown. He's just too stupid to know that. This guy is the gift that keeps on giving. The other 2 Who's are not even close to the level of stupid and funny Wu is. Just when you think the well is dry, shit like this happens.

>>256848

Zoe Quinn is a manipulator with severe, untreated BPD. Anyone familiar with BPD will spot all the symptoms a mile away. More than anything else, I feel sorry for her, because she has a serious mental disease and everyone around her just enables it.

Anita Sarkessian makes me feel nothing, because she is nothing. Her whole personality in her videos is reading some junk written on a teleprompter. Her job is to stare blankly at a camera and repeat things other people told her.

Brianna Wu, of the three, is the true lolcow. >she is absolutely insane and says crazy stuff, and the best part is she gets a major platform because she has friends at CNN and tons of >her parents money.

LMFAO Null has a top secret war room where he is trying to get users to help him sink her campaign.

>>256957

It's like there's some record they feel like they have to correct to the public. This can't backfire on anyone at all.

>>256957

Did people at least try to tell him that Johnny has no chance of winning at all?

>>256974

Dynastia wants to help Wu to win, or so I've heard.

>>256977

Is Dynastia some kind of god? Does he have experience in working miracles? Because that's what it will take

Dynastia is shitposting, but I would love to see Wu win. Why people want to stand in the way of lolcow success I will never know. If Wu wins and Wu is a lolcow, then the fall will be priceless.

>>256989

>Why people want to stand in the way of lolcow success I will never know

Because Johnny has genuine mental problems and will troll his power. He's already talked about trolling his power. He's only funny when he's not making life miserable for people who genuinely didn't deserve it.

Not that it matters, he won't win.

>>256851

Zoe Quinn is such a terrible human being that I have no pity for her even if she has legit mental health problems. I agree with your take more on Anita though, even if both managed to ride their 15 minutes all the way to the UN. (But really, all that does is illustrate how even more worthless the UN has managed to become since the cold war ended, if such a thing was possible.)

>>256989

>>256992

I'm mixed. On the one hand I want to see Wu win as well, because he would only discredit the Democratic Party further. It's incredibly easy to see him get snarky, pissy, and underhanded even with his supposed allies. The fact he's even mounting a campaign at all should have Democrats leery. Of course, I don't want to see the American polity as we know it take a legitimacy hit due to Wu winning. But since he has no chance in hell, it's a moot point to worry.

>>256999

UN was always pretty worthless.

>>257001

Oh, I know. But they went full first world problems with letting Zoe and Anita speak.

>>257002

Speak? More like whining and want censorship on their haters because of their feelings hurts. They really are liars and they suck.

Does anyone remember or have screenshots of when

>she

first started running for office and was talking about what arcade cabinets they wanted in their office? I remember it was a good bit of drama where one of multiple people who were voting in

>her

district were like "why are you even talking about that? Where do you stand on boring municipal issues???" I can't remember Wu's reaction but I assume it was entertaining.

>>256537

Not only that, but the moon escape velocity is 2.4km/kgs. In order to throw a 1kg rock at earth, they would need an cannon that accelerated the rock to 2400m/s — or 8640km/h.

>>257002

Saudi Arabia is on the UN Human Rights Commission.

>>256537

The rock won't hit Earth with ecape velocity, but terminal velocity due to air-resistance. This is generally slower than the escape escape velocity

If any of you have a foxdick account I suggest logging in and checking out Null's "war room" it is great cocks.

>>256520

Not to mention the energy requirements of all of that would be orders of magnitude more than just using that energy on who you are trying to attack

>>256957

I don't want her campaign to sink, there are so many more laughs to be had

>>257464

You think this is the end? Wu is the gift that keeps on giving, anon. Don't worry. He'll be here for a long time.

>>257475

I think that it's only going to get better. Imagine there's going to be a few more news interviews and my fingers are crossed extra hard for a primary debate! Who knows, Wu's campaign might end with Representative completely unheard of Republican.

>>256973

>beta nerd virgins

It's what they do.

Kind of surprised Wu's token sci-fi issue is space rocks rather than life extension and other explicit medical advancements. Theoretical immortality/eternal youth/improved looks (including advances in plastic surgery to at least try and look more female) seems way more up his alley and is rather more likely to be an actual class-based issue than moon rock genocide.

>>256380

someone post pics of her beautiful visage for my peen plz.

>>256579

>jeopardies human life by fucking the weather up with space rocks

>it's okay though because he didn't directly jeopardize human life via mass murder

This is what Charfags actually believe

a draw fag needs to draw Flynt on the moon throwing rocks at earth

>>257808

He was saving humanity by forcing them to evolve. All so they'd understand better why he had to drop a giant rock on them to force them to evolve in the first place.

Even though he and Amuro didn't understand each other for shit

>>257830

And I thought Mobile Fighter was the dumbest thing to come out of the Gundam franchise.

>>257822

>I weep for whatever shithole she's running as a congresssubhuman for.

Probably the district that contains Harvard and MIT.

>>257822

>Implying dropping rocks from orbit would be any better

>Implying there's anything better than ICBMs with nukes

>>257916

For what definition of "better"? Titanium rods dropped from orbit are precise weapons that don't leave fallout, nukes are city-killers that salt the earth for hundreds of years. They're fundamentally different animals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

>>257918

>Salt the earth for hundreds of years

Unfortunately, life isn't Dr. Strangelove and nukes don't work that way.

They're better, since they're far more powerful, just as accurate, and aren't an absolutely massive waste of resources which orbits where everybody can see it.

>>257833

He wishes. It's a working class district. The incumbent there has been unbeaten since 2001

>>257831

You've never seen CCA? It's good actually. Confusing, because Tomino cut the novel it was based on in half and only animated the second half. But it's good nonetheless.

>>257833

Harvard maybe, I can't see MIT going for Wu. He's already proven his embarrassing lack of scientific knowledge.

>>257925

I didn't say I thought it sounded bad, just that Char's reasonings are dumber than Trump deciding to build a giant laser boxing ring around the Earth to protect from illegal space aliens or trannies launching Moon rocks.

Or, is Char supposed to be completely batshit in this movie? If that's the case, then I take back what I said and I'll check it out.

>>257931

Basically his reasonings are bullshit. He doesn't really care about Zeon, his father's ideals or the advancement of humanity. He just wants another fight with Amuro Ray and will attempt to drop a giant rock on Earth just to get it.

>>257892

Epic.

Hey you know what never existed? Inflation art of Brianna Wu.

>>257975

It wouldn't shock me if Char and Wu had more in common than just being preoccupied with dropping large rocks from space onto Earth. It wouldn't shock me if Brianna Wu liked the underage

>>258240

His wig's coming off

>>258251

Transsexuals often tend to be paedophiles

>>258252

>Transsexuals often tend to be paedophiles

Speaking of, has Nyberg already been vanned?

>>258251

Actually, thinking about it, if you watch/read The Origin, Char's a fucking sociopath, although not to Wu levels despite killing many people.

>>258274

I don't think anything came of that. Milo was a cockgobbling faggot as usual

>>258275

Nyberg's most recent tweet was 3 hours ago, has a Patreon with 44 backers paying Nyberg $166 a month and still has a sizeable audience. I'd say that Nyberg is still free. Otherwise, I can see Milo waving around a Polaroid asking if people have seen this man.

>>258279

>has a Patreon with 44 backers paying Nyberg $166 a month

You know, Nyberg's one of few on this board that really do deserve a shotgun to the face

>>258281

Used to be overshadowed by Nick Bate, but now that Sick Nick is behind bars, it's time for a new cow to send to the slaughterhouse.

>>258282

What is it with guys named Nick and children?

>>258283

Maybe it has something to do with Nickelodeon.

>>258281

It could be worse. You could be the shittiest human being on the planet and if your victimhood story can still sell, it'll make bank. Like so: https://www.patreon.com/zoe

>>258355

What a fag

>>258352

Quinn's scum but I don't think she actually tried to molest children. She probably still deserves a shotgun to the face but not as bad as Nyberg

>>258355

>It is an unconsciously sexist assumption.

It's a damn fact that goblins have a natural -2 INT modifier.

Has anyone seen who he is trying to beat?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_F._Lynch

>Lynch was previously an ironworker and lawyer, and served in both chambers of the Massachusetts General Court.

>He became the ironworker union's youngest president at age 30 while attending the Wentworth Institute of Technology.

>He received his J.D. from Boston College Law School in 1991.

>He won a special election to represent the state's 9th district in the United States House of Representatives in 2001, and has been re-elected ever since.

>He currently sits on the Financial Services Committee and the Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

>Lynch provided free legal services to 14 teenagers, all white, who were accused of physically attacking a Hispanic teenager and harassing the family of his white girlfriend over a period of six months. Lynch, who claimed the youths had been "overcharged," helped some of the teenagers to avoid criminal charges and eviction by the BHA.

(You know he's going to harp on this relentlessly as well as…)

>He was arrested in 1977 for smoking marijuana at a Willie Nelson concert at the Illinois State Fair, leading to a $50 misdemeanor fine. He was again arrested in 1979 for assault and battery of six Iranian students at an anti-American protest in Boston, a charge which was later dropped. Around this time, he developed "a problem with alcohol," leading him to join Alcoholics Anonymous. (He reportedly stopped after meeting his future wife several years later, although he continued to attend occasional meetings through the 2000s.)

&

>Lynch was a one-time tax delinquent.[9] In the mid-1980s the city of Boston placed liens on four properties he owned due to several thousand dollars of unpaid property taxes. He owed $2,000 in overdue taxes to the state of Massachusetts from 1985 to 1998, and for several years owed $4,000 to the federal IRS.

&

>He opposed a hate-crimes bill which would make racially charged language a felony, and harkened back to the 1994 racial violence case as an example.

&

>He is pro-life[48] and has been attacked by pro-choice group NARAL.[49] He sided with conservatives in the 2005 Terri Schiavo case, voting for federal court intervention in the case.[50] In more recent years, he has advocated for and defended funding for Planned Parenthoood. He has sided with Democratic leaders on gay rights issues, however, opposing a Federal Marriage Amendment and supporting granting medical benefits to domestic partners of federal employees.

&

>A supporter of American intervention in the Middle East, Lynch has made twelve trips to Iraq and a total of ten trips to Afghanistan and Pakistan.[54] Part of the purpose of these visits was to ensure accountability in reconstruction projects.[39] He voted for the Iraq War authorization in 2002, against the Democratic House leadership, and later voted to continue funding the war.

Long story short, this guy should be able to run circles around John Flynt and I hope they get to debate because that's gonna be amazing.

>>259991

If this guy wanted to and if the Democrats wanted him (which they wouldn't) he could become president

So how did Wu's "town hall meeting" go?

>>260193

I hope it went well. I want to see how long this can go on for. I want to see him almost make it and fail. Then all he can say is "I almost did it." for years. Thats's right John "almost." just like you "almost" made a game and not a pile of shit.

Is there an explanation why Johnnie boy is manlier with his balls cut off and HRT than his fatass or his Buffalo Bill university days?

>>259995

Yeah but the DNC is set on two paths either going KILL WHITEY FUCK YEAH DIVERSITY or running another neoliberal centrist who appeals to sheltered well-off urbanites. In short they're royally fucked.

For the lulz.

http://briannawu18.com/

Brianna Wu at the JCSU: "GamerGate are the KKK of the game industry!"

Talk about beating a dead horse, just because his game sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRLlQ23LuVY

>>270737

His entire career has been about beating a dead horse

>>257831

The fact that G Gundam was dumb is the entire appeal of it. It's meant to be a goofy superhero-ball-z series

>>258240

That hairline is horrifying

>>258355

Does he actually think LeEbinRussianHackers are baiting him? Talk about unwarranted self importance

>>270737

>implying he actually has a career

>>256380

>rocks

>dropped from the moon

lolwut

Why not just use intra-amosphere asteroids? Better yet, make aerodynamic projectiles that don't burn up in atmosphere.

>>259991

the dude is beloved in his district for basically being a Republican in all but party affiliation.

Brianna's campaign is going to crash and burn, considering >her platform is full far-left social justice.

>>270667

which one is the scary one?

>>258240

>interviewer asks why John hasn't tweeted about wikileaks despite tweeting all day about stupid shit

>"i-if you were an engineer like me you'd know that wikileaks isn't important"

surely the irony isn't lost to John that he just mansplained to the interviewer?

also

>"you've said you identified as queer growing up. in what way were you queer?"

>"I… I used to be bisexual! yeah that"

kek, that interviewer really did do her research. she was trying to get John to admit he's a tranny.

Johnny's """secret""" trannyism is really going to bite him in the ass the instant he goes up against someone who isn't coy about pushing the issue. politics isn't a field where you can get away with being deceptive about something so integral to your identity.

>>271246

>"I… I used to be bisexual! yeah that"

Leave it to John Boy to get caught on his back foot that easily, not realizing that this is tame compared to what he's going to have to answer should he continue down this road. The twitter meltdown alone should be one for the ages.

>>282051

PLUMPF will never recover from this. Watch hyr win the 2020 election with Sophie Labelle as xir running mate.

>>256579

A liberal Zeon Zanscare AEUG lawyer professor and psychoframe doctor was teaching a class on Zeon Deikun, known Spacenoid

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zeon and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than General Revel!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-Earth Titans Pilot champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Earth Federation stood up and held up a rock.

”Where is this rock from, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Zeekishly and smugly replied “The Asteroid belt, you stupid Earthnoid”

”Wrong. It’s Came from our mother earth. If it was from the asteroid belt and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be a Newtype now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Life & Times of Ghirin Zabi. He stormed out of the room crying those Zeek Z’gok tears. The same tears zeeks cry for the “spacenoids” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Earthnoid job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Ghiren Van Aznable Haman, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist AEUG professor. He wished so much that he had a zaku to blow himself up from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all enlisted in the EFSF that day and accepted Jamitov as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Bask” flew into the room and perched atop the Federation Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Revel himself showed up and enacted anti zeon movements across the board

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the zeek plague SPACE AIDS and his soul floated off into space because it wasn’t bound by mother Earth’s gravity.

>>282051

>Impeaching Jrumpf

That's certainly not an unrealistic and tired talking point. That's still fresh, original, plausible and actually has a realistic chance of happening.

>>282088

It's as realistic and plausible as the wealthy deciding to pull an Operation British on all the poorfags on Earth using moon rocks.

>>282088

True, at this point, it seems like the most likely outcome will be that he'll resign.

>>282120

I'm not sure he has it in him to admit defeat at this point. Plus I just doubt the republicans in the house will vote to impeach. It's so gerrymandered right now that there is no way for a democratic majority to happen through midterms. Republicans are just better at rigging the system. That's not to say that democrats don't try. They're just bad at it.

>>256380

Is this dumb tranny saying he is a populist?

Well jeez and here I thought populism = BAAAAD because muhdrumpf meme

As always is only bad when the other side does it

>>282120

>the most likely outcome will be that he'll resign

And that's about as likely as him getting abducted by aliens.

>>282273

>Actually saying/doing what the people want is bad because racism

Kids, this is your brain on marxism.

>>258352

It's interesting that she's not even making the average American salary off of this. Imagine kicking off the chain of events that gets a shitposting billionaire into the oval office, pissing off the entire internet, and speaking in front of the UN about censoring the internet, yet still only making $30,000 a year in E - begging.

Small world.

>>282273

t. /leftycuck/

she's on Gab

gab.ai/spacekatgal

try to spin it so it sounds like she joined the alt-right

This is how a real womyn plays video games.

>>271244

The one at top left.

>>256428

>implying that faggit read heinlein

He probably got the idea from that shitty movie iron sky where a bunch of moon natzies start hurling rocks towards earth using flying saucers

Thats when I realized the finngols were truly a nation of spergs

>>258352

Down to $2300, guess the free ride is over

The countdown to porn begins soon

>>259991

Sounds like a fucking white male and that's the only argument mr.wu will use

>>270737

Literally a shit-tier college

>>271246

>he just mansplained to the interviewer

But mr.wu is a wuman!

>>282051

IMBEACH BLUMFF :DDD

What a fucking tranny retard

>>282058

Underrated post

>>292153

I'd say Wu got it from Gundam, but I don't even he'd be smart enough to even understand the one with the bodysuits and giant sombreros in space.

>>292164

>Zoe Quinn's Patreon is at $2300 while Jim's is at $3600 3 years after nuking most of his old fanbase

If you ever wanted to see where the culture went, there you go.

So Larry Flynt is John Flynt's father? I never gave a shit about gamergate and only know of this thing from occasional dips in cow threads and Wheelie man movking the shit out if it.

If that is hid father do you think you could provoke a reaction by asking him if his daddy's porno buddies diddled him and that is why he is all fucked up and retarded.

>>292758

Source? This could be vital info.

>>292763

>>292758

The absolute state of /cow/

>>292754

Did anyone went to twitter with that?

>>292758

Don't be a retard

>>292774

Not sure. Brianna has never admitted to being Johnny so it would be easy for him to ignore.

>>294113

>>294114

LMAO. Does anyone know what the polls look like? Does she have a chance in hell of winning?

>>294117

Media isn't going to poll a congressional primary this far ahead of the vote. There are no indications that the incumbent is unpopular or endangered at all or that Wu is actually a contender. Contenders would be out knocking on doors 24/7 and doing everything to get him name in front of the people who would actually vote for him, they'd be lining up endorsements (which leads to fundraising).

Wu booked a theater to watch Star Wars and made a "campaign video" too long to air on TV and completely incoherent anyway, with a Chinese man dressed as Godzilla stomping around under a neon light.

>>294117

>Does she have a chance in hell of winning?

It's been said many times before. It's a working class district, with an incumbent who's been elected every term since 2001. He's basically a Republican in everything but name. When he first ran his competitors were 5 Democrats and 3 Republicans and they claimed they found it hard to think of points they disagreed on. Johnny wants to run on social justice and 'tech' issues and, what's more, he's disastrously incompetent. He's having a difficult time getting the 2000 signatures he needs to be able to run in the first place.

He has a snowball's chance in hell of winning

>>292776

He's in for a shock when he tries to enter the political arena

>>294123

>get hired to do oppo research on Brianna Wu

>autists on the internet already dug up all the embarassing shit, right down to the Buffalo Bill comparisons from his old college mates

Imagine having to explain this creature to your boss, a 62 year old man with a distinguished political career in local and federal levels of government.

>>294125

Imagine that creature having to explain himself. It's not like Twitter or his safe spaces where he can just deny who he is and expect people to buy it. He has to fess up to who he is if he even wants the remotest chance of winning

>>294123

This is what I've been wondering since day one. I don't know anything about his opponent but even on the chance that he wins he's going to try to continue to the political ladder and the first time Brianna has to face off with an actual republican opponent he's going to get ripped to shreds no holds barred.

>>294133

>>294123

>>294130

>>294125

The Lewinsky editorial is basically career poison. I think it would end not just Johnny's political aspirations (lol) but if they were reported by someone reputable (and actual media rather than some random Twitter guy), he would find them hard to run from.

You don't just give a vacant stare when someone confronts you with having called Monica Lewinsky, in an editorial, a whore who was asking for it.

Since everyone else seems to be sleeping on it… how do we do it?

>>294142

We wait until he's actually in the running, and then we give it to Stephen Lynch, his opponent.

>>294143

Is there a place where he explicitly denies being John Flynt? I know the mountain of evidence that proves it, but one of the problems is the complexity of it.

He's literally lying about everything, down to claiming he was "only 17" when the Lewinsky scandal happened. That's just a completely gratuitous lie, too. Nobody even asked.

>>294145

If you don't think foxdick fags haven't already drowned his opponent's email inbox with links to every shitty thing he's ever said or done you're naive as fuck. He has plenty of ammunition for Brianna during the election the problem is going to be having actual citations of these events. The old testimonial about him getting a restraining order against him for screeching racial slurs for example, is only documented on Null's lolcow wiki and a few other obscure places online. Unless people can get actual journalists to cover this kind of stuff all Brianna has to do is chalk it up to GooberGate soggy knees.

This :

>>294157

Should've been a reply to this.

>>294142

>Since everyone else seems to be sleeping on it… how do we do it?

Oops.

I'm so excited to see him get destroyed politically, it's going to be so fun, in several different ways. I've seen several live shitshows unfold and I think while not the biggest one, this will be the funniest one.

>>294157

In the event that he's actually in the running people can always be produced who actually knew him back in college and pre-transition, not to mention his estranged parents. A congressman probably has a lot more resources in this area than your standard internet autist.

>>294173

With how partisan things have become you’d have to literally produce charges of child molestation. Even then it might not be enough. It’s become about party over country.

>>294177

It's Boston and it's a Democratic primary. In cities like Boston and Chicago and NYC, the primary is usually the "real" election because Republican organizations are microscopic.

>>294168

>This is actually not surprising, about the signature drive. That would require Johnny either standing out in public with a clipboard for quite a few weeks or paying people to do so.

His solution is basically to e-beg for $25,000, which he says will go towards paying for a con where he can get the requisite number of people and get them to sign for him. He's this delusional

>>294177

I think 'Fraud who lies about his real name, his education (because you know at some point he's going to flaunt his supposed degrees) and his background' would be more than enough to disqualify him from the race even in a district where the constituents are likely to be hospitable to him, never mind this one where the constituents are apathetic if not completely against everything he stands for

>>294181

Haha wow. Yeah, that's an elegant solution: rather than paying people to stand in shopping malls and parking lots collecting signatures, throw a convention and invite them all to one space.

>>294222

Trips don't lie, but I don't think it's even going to get to that part. Even if Johnny doesn't take the first opportunity to depart (while claiming some kind of systematic problem that makes it harder for people to run for Congress from their Twitter feed), he really is so unknown locally that he'll just be another goof.

You know what would be really fun, though? In Chicago, for years, a professional clown ran for the Republican nomination for mayor every year. And every year he won, because enough members of the mayor's electoral machine would cross over to vote and make sure he won that primary. I can't imagine Republicans could pull this off to elect Johnny in the primary to ensure an easy R pick-up but it would be fucking hilarious.

>>294145

Nobody has to ask because it's something that trannies organically create over a long term process. They desperately wish to become a fictionalized personality in their heads and basically world-build an alternate history timeline for themselves. People like Wu have their self-image's prevaricated life history and adventures memorized like some spergs can spout the biography of a Star Trek character. Eventually they just start trying to fake it until they make it and relate those tidbits of information in lieu of reality. My friend used to follow the Faceberg account of a fag he knew in college who eventually decided to transition and now said fag is basically using social media to roleplay claiming that he was born in a different state 5 years later than he was and graduated with a completely different major of study.

>>294246

That's interesting. You might remember this story about a tranny that called himself "Dr. V." and who claimed to create a "magical golf club." Much of the selling was based around Dr. V's supposed credentials as a scientist. A writer started investigating and found a bunch of holes in the story, typical of the kind of things con-men lie about (in fact, his ex-wife's brother, when he died, said "Well there's one less con-man in the world.") He even wrote like Chris Chan, with randomly capitalized words and odd punctuation. The tranny even threatened to kill him at one point.

Dr. V. killed himself when it was close to being published, and the writer and publication accused of "transphobia" because they said a guy who claimed to have a degree from MIT didn't have a degree from MIT. It's really quite amazing to read back on it now, but it's exactly what you're talking about with the added dimension that a writer simply trying to find out who invented this device with amazing properties was.

http://archive.is/njpxD

>>294179

That's not true of NYC. Especially in Mayoral elections

>>294120

>with a Chinese man dressed as Godzilla stomping around under a neon light.

Gee, wonder who that could've been.

I kinda wish he does win the primary just to give us another red seat in the house, and to make things worse for his cause than if he'd never gotten involved.

>>294286

what the fuck are you talking about? with the exception of bloomberg buying off the democratic donor groups and buying ballot lines to basically be a republican/independent in name only, New York's mayoral elections follow that description to a t.

It took Giuliani 3 runs at the office with dinkins fucking burning the city to the ground in the mean time for him to win by a tiny margin.

>>297538

Eh he wanted to be myopic rather than wrong and succeeded. There's one Republican Congressman from New York City (Staten Island and some of Brooklyn).

His original post:

>>294177

had zero relevance to Wu at all or even to the post he was replying to.

>>297502

>will use all energy on earth by 2020

Can someone please explain this to me? I get that Bitcoin rigs require a lot of juice but not nearly as much as say, a factory or a television station. That's like saying computers will use all of the world's energy because everyone has one now.

Besides, if that much energy was being used to produce Bitcoins, wouldn't that devalue the currency? I mean, I assume what gives BCs their value is the difficulty and resources it takes to produce them. If we had all energy on earth devoted to creating them, wouldn't inflation render them worthless? You'd be better off farming WoW gold.

>>297542

It takes some effort to try to see anything from Johnny's perspective.

My guess is he saw an infographic about the increasing difficulty of mining 1 bitcoin from bitcoin's inception into the future, and it concluded with something like "At this rate it will take more energy than the world produces in 1 year to mine a single bitcoin."

Which has nothing to do with ANYTHING AT ALL but it's probably all he actually knows about bitcoin and brandished it to see knowledgable. Johnny strikes me as the type of person that just gobbles up bits of pointless trivia rather than knowledge.

>>297546

Right, but that would be a very poor understanding of the issue, then. Just because it would "require" all the world's energy for a year to create a single bitcoin doesn't mean that those resources would be allocated towards it.

Fuckin' Wuwu.

>>297572

Does this mean that I should finally get into bitcoins?

>>297883

It's as believable as Johnny Flyntstone being born as a woman.

>>297883

Not helping the "women can't drive" stereotype :^)

>i could name 50 things i need to be doing

Then stop tweeting trying to make your shitty driving about mass shootings and gun control somehow.

>>297887

I've been in a situation before where I was unbelievably busy to the point where I didn't have time to just sit down and eat and I even had a set time to sleep and wake up so I would squeeze the most of the day before going to bed, and would wake up at the exact time needed to be just rested enough for the next day. Fortunately that didn't last long, but one thing I sure as hell didn't have time for back then was telling people on social media how busy I was.

There's some shit I'll never believe when I see people posting them on social media, and "I'm really busy right now" is on the top of my list.

>>297883

>The police officer that wrote my acciden report had and M-16 assault rifle in his passenger seat.

Did fucking SWAT come out or something? Are cops even allowed to use something like that outside of extreme circumstances? He's fucking lying anyway and just looking for attention.

>>297883

>police departments receive practically free milsurp from Iraq & Afghanistan because the government's desperate to offload it

>police departments aren't really sure what to do with it so they stick assault rifles in every cop car and fool around with MRAPs whenever they possibly can

<"It must be white people's fault! I bet it was those rascally Columbine kids again…"

How insane can one person be?

>>297991

I can confirm this is a thing, the police around here carry rifles in their cars and use them over the most mundane of situations

>>297991

>He's fucking lying anyway and just looking for attention.

When isn't he?

>>294117

>she

wew

>>297572

Remember that this is the guy that thinks a rock thrown from the moon would hit the Earth with the force of 100 nuclear bombs.

>>306311

Why I like to call her Tard Aznable or the Red Cockpit.

>>306307

I know this post is over 2 months old but still:

> "Bolder" in a borderless white "light" (as in thin) font over the white Capitol dome.

Great design choice there.

>>378466

>Tard Aznable

I giggled

Bumping thread thread because a lot of chatter in the Wheaton thread.

>>406085

>>406089

>>406092

>>406104

>>258240

TRANNY GOING BALD

>>438553

>ABriannaFuture

Should've gone with ABriannaFutature

>>473441

>The Fifth Reich

This dude is dumber than a sack of hammers.

>>473477

How did she spend $47,000 already? Something tells me this is her latest scam.

Article related: http://archive.is/Wr0uo

>>473441

>if he'd turn off the TV and read a history book

>Hitler and the Fifth Reich

wew lad

>>473722

hahaah good job. On one hand I wanted this to be serious for the meme potential, on the other hand I think the scam angle is hilarious and we should contact his donors to tell them they're being defrauded/get an FEC audit.

>>473441

>>473784

>We

>contact

Quit larping.

>>473790

>on this board we love our cows and only observe

k faggot.

>>473799

Don't misunderstand me, I don't have a problem with seeing them sperg out because some anon tweeted at them, but this larping about contacting some up and coming congressman and getting him to use random information he got from basement dwellers is a fucking joke. Wu will withdraw or fade into irrelevance, this larp about engineering some political downfall is simply cringey.

>>473722

>lunches, crosscountry trips and, oh yeah, "reimbursements."

Holy shit. My noggin is a joggin. Who could have seen this coming? Oh right, literally everyone that's not retarded.

>>473841

Fuck off Sargon.

>>473799

Larp more, faggot.

>>473841

>this larping about contacting some up and coming congressman and getting him to use random information he got from basement dwellers is a fucking joke. Wu will withdraw or fade into irrelevance, this larp about engineering some political downfall is simply cringey

You're too verbose. Just say DO IT FAGGOT until the faggot does it.

>>491060

So why did Paypal take the money?

>>491060

I think Chloe was the one who did a fake kickstarter to buy HRT? I remember she made her first thread for that scam on a forum I used to frequent, The Indie Stone forums. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Cunt almost got me banned.

>>491705

People claimed he said "I didn't think it would hurt this bad." before dying off third degree burns, so who knows what was his plan. https://archive.fo/58FD1#selection-621.74-621.113

>>491123

He basically opened a kick starter because he was apparently dying of metal poisoning or something like that, but then he used the money to cut his dick off

>>500596

be sure to tell democrats, and any media stating that Gab's a cesspool of white supremacists, that Wu has a account on Gab (https://gab.ai/Spacekatgal)

that way, they'll think Wu's a white supremacist, and luls will ensue

>>530056

>>530060

Imagine getting any press coverage. Most candidates get none unless they can afford a paragraph in the paper.

>>530060

Already starting the 'oh poor me look how muh soggy knees is keeping me from running plz gibs more monies!' I see.

>>530071

Even better, imagine being some working class Masshole and some six foot tall tranny walks up to you in cats eye glasses and says in a baritone HI I'M ONE OF THE WOMEN RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. The things you'd hear if you mic'd those guys up as soon as Johnny and Frankie slinked off.

But I'm pretty sure even this one hour canvass was strictly for show for the idiot from Kotaku. There is no indication that he's campaigned at all. He got free media every time he opened his mouth but was just too lazy to even bother with that most of the time.

>>530216

>was just too lazy to even bother with that most of the time

This seems to be an all too common theme with these """oppressed wymyn""".

>>530056

So a tranny runs around playing pokemon go and claims this is politics?

Yeesh. Vox published an all-softball interview with Wu by one of her most consistent ass patters, Anna North. I think this one merits going though line by line since it's such a horror show.

https://www.vox.com/2018/9/4/17805606/massachusetts-democratic-primary-2018-brianna-wu-gamergate?utm_campaign=vox&utm_cocks=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

>>530060

>Literally did a photo shoot with them

>Literally

Literally Who strikes again… what's up with that? Is it years of teaching people to use flowery and emotional language that forces them to clarify every fucking statement they make? Is it because these people are so up their own asses and unstable that they only occasionally mean what they say and have to preface it with "literally"? How is it possible for such a useless word be that popular?

>Could you pass me the salt?

>Oh! So I look angry to you?

>No. I mean, literally the salt.

>Oh, I'm literally sorry, I literally didn't understand what you were literally saying.

>>532998

It's plainly obvious he's not campaigning in any form that anyone would recognize. He never gives speeches, never sits in union halls and spent a grand total of 1 hour knocking on doors for the benefit of the cameras. Any reporter can see it and could verify it by just coming back at random times for a few days and likely seeing Wu sitting on his couch watching Netflix all day. Actual campaigning is labor intensive and expensive, you paper the district in your signs and leaflets and speak anywhere they will have you, especially when you're going against a popular incumbent.

Yet not one outfit has even suggested that what is plainly happening is happening. They're all pretending that this is real and important and "here's why that's a good thing."

>>530350

Just that quote? The guy on the left looks like he's having a stroke. The guy on the right looks like he shat his pants and hopes no one notices. Then, Wu, right in the middle, looks downright batshit insane with wide-opened eyes and a demented grin on >her face. Brianna's reaction is of course "OMG, where's the dress!!!", completely obvious to how crazy >she looks in that picture.

>I have dressed professionally every day for 2 years to present myself as a serious candidate

>-@Spacekatgal

What a fitting Twitter handle when you try to run for serious things and stuff.

The Vox article is just as incredible.

Looks like she got "Lynch"ed!

>Incumbent U.S. Rep. Stephen Lynch of Massachusetts has fended off two Democratic primary challengers, including a Boston-based software engineer.

>The win means Lynch, first elected in 2001, is virtually ensured another two-year term in the 8th Congressional District. There are no Republicans on the November ballot.

Congratulations, Mr. Lynch.

>>533245

The fact that John got more votes then anybody is nothing short of a miracle. At least he can celebrate his victory over sanity.

>>533308

Considering he did next to nothing, I think he'll forget about it pretty quickly.

He seems to have become one of those boring "politicians" who run every term but never really try to get elected.

>>533305

He got more votes because nobody knew who he was. It was a small local election, Johnny was never held up to any scrutiny. People seeing his name on the ballot probably thought he was a Chinese woman instead of whatever-the-fuck he really is

>>533308

The problem was obviously the picture with the anime hair (if I recall, the thing showed her new hair color and added: "look what years of gamergate did to me" - ow the edge). Therefore, the loss was caused by gamergate.

>>533245

23.3%? Are you fucking kidding? I know Lynch still crushed Flynt, but how could Brianna get these votes at all? >She is dangerously incompetent at worst, unqualified at best not to mention paranoid, delusional, a compulsive liar and emotionally unstable

>>533392

That's because he's one of the older trannies that actually believe the concept of you've transitioned, you've done your surgeries, etc. You're now a woman.

Most trannies now think they don't have to put forth effort to become the gender they want and they believe transgender is its own gender now rather than being on the male/female binary.

The reason he won't own being trans is because he fundamentally can't because he would personally not believe that he could be anything other than a man or a woman now that he's gotten the cut. Remember, he's a Mississippi boy from the 80s at heart and mind.

>>533365

>how could Brianna get these votes at all?

As I mentioned here >>533350 people voted for him because they don't know who the fuck he is. The 23% or whatever were presumably tired of Lynch and wanted to vote for somebody new. They probably wanted to vote for somebody non-white and if you didn't know anything else about the candidates and you saw the name 'Brianna Wu' on the ballot paper you might be forgiven for thinking 'that's a Chinese woman' rather than 'that's an insane white boy with a mutilated cock' that we naturally think because we know who he is.

>>533477

Also bear in mind that the Asian population must likely saw her last name and voted for her.

>>533365

>how could Brianna get these votes at all?

Wil Wheaton's followers tried to hack the election

>>533392

someone should start a conspiracy theory saying that he murdered John Flynt. that's probably the only way he'll out himself

>>533365

>dangerously incompetent at worst, unqualified at best

You're gonna have to be more specific, that could be any politician. Towns elect literal dogs, voting's been a meaningless pageant ever since we lost our unity. Choose your favorite color of Jew.

https://mailchi.mp/briannawu2018/top-secret-do-not-share-this-with-anyone-534673

Brianna just posted her phone number in an email to campaign donors.

Brianna Wu is obsessing over GamerGate again on this SyFy article.

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/space-the-nation-brianna-wu-hits-restart-on-her-political-ambitions?amp

Quote Brianna Wu: "I think that Donald Trump has unfortunately Gamergated the entire politics of America."

>>537520

Imagine living life looking at everything through a filter that rates things on gamergate out of 10.

>>537672

Who is this hacker gamergate?

>>794610

It's a good thing you CAN'T get a military combat rifle without an FFL and some of the most rigorous background checking and mental health evaluation in the world.

But you can still get a spooky AR-15! Oooooh!

>>794969

TBH this tweet has a point. If this tranny can get access to a firearm like that you need some serious changes to your system. Someone that mentally ill shouldn't be allowed to use a M16 with or without supervision.

>>795847

The problem is that the system things trannies should be handling rifles in the mIddle-east while the government lists Christians as the largest terrorist group in America.

We might as well make it open-season for everyone. I'm already drinking heavily because I had to watch my dead Uncle's beautiful MAC-10 be destroyed by the ATF because my Dad watches too much CNN.

>A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the Right of the People to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

Not sure if this was posted here already but Brianna Wu was in a Ventrilo Harassment video.

https://youtu.be/YsiSTX6ncDM?t=818

It begins.

>>943191

People elected the bitch right? I don't see any problem with that, it's their problem.

>>943321

She lost the last election in 2018 and immediately began campaigning for 2020 the week after losing.

>>943191

what the fuck is this "when I came out as a queer they disowned me" who puts shit like this in a campaign ad?

"then, in 2014, I was targeted by the alt-right in a hate group known as gamergate"

the ad just randomly places these quotes in, they barely make sense in context.

>>943617

That is fucking horrifying. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.

>>943513

>people were fed up with Stephen Lynch and had no idea who Wu was

People have also hypothesized that the Asian community probably voted for her just because of the last name without knowing jack shit about who she was.

>>943617

This is not even HRT, there's some trannys who are called traps for a reason. This fucking skinwalker is the result of having a perpetual frown.