/cow/ - Lolcows

“Unless he's going to a soup kitchen to help out,” says Elena.

“Well,” Callie says, “He doesn't usually do that unless it's around Christmas time. He did say he's going to do a Thanksgiving tradition of his own.”

“What type of Thanksgiving tradition makes him go into the city?” asks Angela.

We then cut to an hour or so later, as A-Log exits the subway and takes a walk in the city as the night falls. From what he sees, he can tell that Manhattan is still reeling over the Thanksgiving Day Parade that made its way through the city. He passes by many of the citizens, as well as many families overjoyed that the holidays are soon arriving. He walks a long distance before entering a bar. He looks up to see that the name of the bar is “Down the Ale” and then enters the bar.

As he enters the bar, he sees several people partying after their Thanksgiving away. As he scopes around he notices several beautiful women surrounding the place. From human to anthros, as well as few pokemorphs, the beauty is everywhere. He also notices a lot of turkey girls cavorting throughout the bar. As you can tell, this is his own personal Thanksgiving tradition; after spending the day eating a dead turkey, he spends the rest of Thanksgiving night eating out a live one. He continues to scope around the bar until he sets his sights on a particular turkey babe sitting at the bar. This turkey has brown feathers, a nice set of curves on her body, especially her onion shaped booty, 44K sized breasts, finely tuned beak, three feathers on her head representing her hair, red waddle below the bill, and is wearing a black cocktail dress which does well to show off her many curves. “Target acquired!” he thinks to himself as he checks her out from afar. “Now let me get some of this bird before the night is done!”

He walks over to the bar and sits on the stool next to her's. He then strikes up a conversation with her. “Hey there!” he says. The turkey girl notices him and takes a look at his body structure. “Same to you, darling!” she says with a soothing and sexy accent. “Do you come here often?”

“Only on certain occasions,” he says. “Do you?”

“Well, I'm a little new here,” she says. “I've been here a couple of months at that law firm, and I really want to unwind after Thanksgiving.”

“Big family?” he asks.

“Yes,” she says. “This is the first Thanksgiving where they visited me for a change. Keeps a single girl like me some company this time of year.”

“I see,” he says. “I almost forgot; name's Anthony, but everyone calls me A-Log.”

“Charmed,” says the big turkey girl. “My name's Tammy, Tammy Gobbleberg!” She takes another sip from her glass and says, “It's nice to meet people in a place like this.”

“Agreed,” he says. “But it's nice to see someone as beautiful as you.”

She blushes and says, “I bet you say that to most of the other turkey girls you meet!”

“All a part of the charm, Miss Gobbleberg!”

“Please,” she says with a soft and alluring voice as she places one leg coyly on top of the other, “Call me Tammy!”

As she continues sipping her drink, A-Log cannot help but check out her curves. Her breasts softly heave and wobble from her tight dress, and her smooth legs also capture his eye.

Tammy notices this and says, “You're checking me out, aren't you?”

“Oh?” he says, snapping out of his trance. “You can tell?”

“Look at me, sweetie,” she says with pride, “I've got a body that has a lot more to love, and I've been turning heads with a body like this!” She then leans forward to show off her cleavage to tease him and says, “I bet you want to play with my girls, don't you?”

Nodding, he says, “Definitely!”

“How's about we continue our conversation in a more…” she trails off as she places her hand on his thigh, “Private area?”

Knowing that he has this turkey girl all set for a night of passion, he says, “I know a hotel nearby. Let's go!”

Tammy places her money and tip down on the bar for the drink and grabs her purse as she and A-Log walk out of the bar. As they walk out of the bar, he can feel aroused as he walks by her, feeling her body sway as she walks alongside him; her breasts bouncing up and down as she walks, as well as her round and brown turkey booty. “This is going to be a fun night with this chick! She's already better than Teri, that turkey girl I fucked last year!”

Moments later, we see them check into a fancy hotel in the city. A-Log and Tammy make it to the hotel clerk who immediately recognizes him. “Spending another Thanksgiving night here, Mr. LoGatto?”

“Yep!” he says proudly. “Got myself another turkey girl this time. And she's eager to get going!”

The clerk notices Tammy and says to A-Log, aside, “She's got a little more meat than the last few girls from your previous visits.”

“Don't worry,” he says reassuringly, “Tammy's got everything you want in a turkey girl; especially a little more meat in her bones!”

“I see what you mean,” as the hotel clerk notices her 44K size breasts. “The usual room?”

“Of course!” says A-Log.

The clerk then gives the key to A-Log and lets him and Tammy go into the elevator. Tammy does have a little suspicion on how A-Log knows the hotel clerk and the other times he was there on Thanksgiving. But she doesn't want to ruin the night for themselves.

As they make their way up in the elevator, Anthony and Tammy make out to pass the time. As they kiss each other in mad passion, A-Log takes the time to guide one of his hands behind her and gropes her ass as they make out. He starts rubbing her ass with his hand, feeling how round and big it is as her tail feathers react with arousal.

She releases herself from the lip lock to say, “Can't wait to give me a try, huh baby?”

“With a fine turkey girl like you, I can't hold it for long!” he says and they continue making out in the elevator. This lasts until it hits the 20th floor, for which they stop as the doors open. They exit the elevator and they make their way towards their room for the evening.

As A-Log unlocks the door and opens the door, Tammy is amazed to see the décor. It is a lover's paradise with silk sheets, a big bed for two, champagne, and various other items strewn about. “How did you get digs like this?” she exclaims.

“There's a lot of things I've done with my jobs as comedian and DJ that have helped me pay for this stuff,” he says as he walks in. “What do you think?”

“You've got a lot of taste,” says Tammy. “I'm guessing that you have a lot of experience with girls of my type?” she says as she places her hands on her hips.

“Well,” he says, “It's a little tradition of mine I do for Thanksgiving. So far, I've been doing this since I was 21!”

“And you look for a girl like me for some fun?” she says.

“Yep!” he says. “How else am I going to spend Thanksgiving night?”

Tammy then goes into thought about A-Log's tradition of fucking turkey women every Thanksgiving. She does know of the irony of him eating a dead turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, and then go out to “eat” a live turkey girl later that night. She then becomes intrigued and asks, with a seductive tone, “So, am I like the other turkey girls you've fucked so far?”

“One way to find out…” he says as he starts to kiss her passionately once more. Tammy kisses back by having her tongue connect with his, in a French kiss. As they make out, she guides her hand down to wrestle and grabs a hold of his erect cock, touching it as it pitches a tent inside his jeans.

She breaks the kiss and says, “I see that you have a monster down there! I didn't expect a fox like you to be this huge.”

“Why don't you take these slacks off and find out?” he says. “You know what they say about curiosity!”

Intrigued by his words, Tammy kneels down on her knees and unzips his pants. She licks her lips as she readies herself for what will spring up. She then pulls them down to reveal the erection emanating from his boxers. His boxers are then pulled down to reveal his large six-inch penis bobbing up and down in front of her surprised face.

“Jesus Christ!” she exclaimed. “You're this big?”

“Still the average size, but compared to others, it's bigger,” he says. “What are you going to do about it?”

Tammy cannot find the words to describe what she saw. His penis is standing erect in front of her face; pointing at her as the one to give it pleasure. Without a second thought, Tammy engulfs his penis into her mouth and starts to suck him off, thus bringing them into a blowjob. A-Log takes a sharp moan as he feels her warm mouth bathing his dick with her saliva; her tongue coiling around the shaft in hunger.

“I can see that you haven't had a good dick in a while,” he says, enjoying the sounds of her sucking his cock.

For a brief moment, she releases the cock from her mouth, jerks it with her hand to keep it erect and says, “Not since my last office party back around Christmas last year!”

Surprised, he then says, “I'm surprised that your office would allow such activity. Isn't that sexual harassment?”

“I know,” she says. “But it does help that a girl like me can get some stress relief during the holidays. I'm considering you an early treat for me!” she says erotically as she continues to suck him off, her head bobbing back and forth, her bill getting all of his penis in the process.

“Oh shit, Tammy!” he says. “I can see why you're popular at your law firm! You're very good when it comes to diction and oral presentation!”

Tammy contains a giggle at his humor as she continues the blowjob. As she sucks him off, she places one of her hands in between her legs and feels her pussy getting wet with anticipation. She fingers herself feverishly as she thinks to herself on how he'll fit inside her plump pussy.

“Tammy, baby,” he says as his cock continues to get sucked on. “I love how you give head, but I want to return the favor!”

She releases his hardened cock out of her mouth and says, “Oh? How so?”

“First off,” he says, “I want to fuck those plump turkey breasts of yours!”

“You want to see my girls, do you?” she says with a teasing tone, placing a finger on the middle of her top. He nods and says, “Of course! Out all the turkey girls I saw at the bar tonight, you outdid them when it comes to tits!”

“Glad to hear that!” she says erotically. “But I do need you to do at least one thing…”

“What's that?” he says with a quizzical tone.

“Take a seat on the bed,” she says with much eroticism. “Let me do all the work!”

A-Log complies and he sits on the edge of the bed, shaking off his pants from his ankles and taking his shirt off in the process. Tammy proceeds to take down her top to free her 44K sized knockers. Her breasts are big and soft, brown with her feathers as does her nipples. She comes over to his erect dick and teases him a bit by slapping his dick onto her breast. After this bit of teasing, she places them in between her cleavage and gives them a tight squeeze, letting him release a gasp of air in delight.

“Ready, baby?” she says erotically.

“I've been waiting to fuck these tits all night,” he says. “Do it!”

On cue, Tammy uses her hands to push her huge bosoms up and down with his dick stuck in between them like a heavenly bond. Her soft breasts caress his hardened cock as she feels how warm his dick is in this mammarial vice grip. A-Log takes a deep breath as his foxdick is massaged by her butterball sized breasts. He is amazed on how good she is when it comes to tit-fucking.

“Damn Tammy,” he says as he catches his breath throughout this joyous torture. “Your tits feel so soft…!”

She gives him a seductive smile and says, “That's because they're real!” She winks at him and continues to have his dick penetrate her boobs. She also intensifies the situation by licking the head of his erect cock, letting her saliva coat it as her breasts comfort his cock like a meatier security blanket. A-Log arches back as he continues to enjoy Tammy's tit-fucking.

“I'm sure I've got those other turkey girls beat with these tits!” she thinks to herself. “I bet he's met at least one turkey that had some silicone implants from his little yearly tradition! But at least I know mine is all natural, and fit for this boy's tastes!”

She continues to squeeze his dick from in between her engorged melons, when she feels it writhing around, signaling that he is ready to pop at any moment.

“Oh shit, Tammy!” he says while gripping the sheets with his hands. “Those tits are so good, I'm about to cum!”

“Aww, too early?” she says with a teasing tone. “I sure hope you'll have enough stamina for some more?” She winks at him and presses her tits tighter against his cock. With just one more hard squeeze lets him release several ropes of cum onto her awaiting face and bill. When the cum subsides, she cleans his dick with her mouth, leaving his cock still erect in the process.

Catching his breath, he then says, “Sorry for popping too early. It's a rare occurrence nowadays.”

“Don't worry about it, baby,” Tammy says as she licks the cum off the edge of her bill. “As far as I'm concerned, you have a lot left in the tank,” she says, gesturing to his still erect manhood. “Why don't you return the favor?”

“How do you mean?” he asked.

“Anthony, baby, do you really need to ask?” she said teasingly as she unzips her cocktail dress and letting it fall on to the floor. “Why not eat this turkey girl out?”

A-Log thought of her words for a moment, but it didn't take too long for him to get what she's saying. “Good idea! But let me have a taste of some other parts as well!”

She giggles softly and says, “If you wanted some more of my breasts, you're welcome to have another taste!” She then lays down besides him as she awaits for him to pleasure her. As she lays down, A-Log then gets on top of her and starts to suckle her swollen nipples. His tongue hungrily circles around her nipples and suckles on them as he fondles her large bosoms. After doing that, he slides himself downward to her wet pussy and proceeds to lap up her juices as he eats her out. Tammy gasps sharply as she feels his tongue going in and out of her pussy. She cradles her boobs together as she allows him to dig in further into her pussy.

“Lick that pussy, baby!” she says erotically. “Eat this juicy turkey out!”

A-Log willfully carries onward and sticks his tongue even further inward. He is enjoying the fact that he is eating her out, but he decides to take this into overdrive. As he moves his tongue up to lick her clitoris, he inserts two of his fingers inside her snatch and moves them in and out. Tammy opens her eyes wide as she feels his index and middle finger move in and out of her pussy like a piston. She tries to refrain from yelling her lungs out, so as not to disturb the other guests in the hotel. But she soon realizes as she feels his fingers going in faster and faster, she can't hold it any longer.

“OOOOOOOH! BABY, OH YES!!!!” Tammy screams in delight. “THAT'S THE SPOT! THAT'S THE SPOT RIGHT THERE!!! KEEP THIS UP AND I'LL CUM!!!!!!”

A-Log obliges as he fastens the pace his fingers and tongue, as Tammy is on the throes of an upcoming orgasm. After severing licks and finger thrusts, Tammy lets out a powerful moan of delight as she has her first orgasm of the night. She arches her back as she holds on to the back of his head until her orgasm subsides.

“Well…?” she says as she catches her breath. “How do I taste?”

“You taste wonderful, Tammy!” he says, wiping off the womanly cum off his muzzle. “Has anyone ever given you that strong of an orgasm like that?”

“Very few,” she says. “Most guys wouldn't taste my pussy for that long. I'm just glad you're patient enough to work me out!”

“With a pussy like that,” he says, “Who could resist?”

“I know, right?” she says.

“Anything else you want me to do?” he asks as he gazes at her naked body.

“Now that we have a taste of each other,” she says seductively, “Why not go all the way?”

“You mean…?”

She nods and says, “Of course. But first…” she trails off as she eyes his erect cock once again, “I want another taste of that fat dick before you fuck me!”

“Really?” says A-Log with surprise on his tone. “I'm surprised you haven't been addicted to A-Log Jr. as of yet!”

“Don't be silly, baby!” she says. “At least I won't get killed for giving a BJ to a lover!”

Before A-Log continues, Tammy sits herself up and bends over to suck off A-Log's tool once again. She knows that she wants to coat it with enough saliva so it will be slick enough to enter her pussy afterward. Not only that, she wants it remain hard for the rest of the night. A-Log can't help but moan as Tammy continues to suck his cock. After several seconds, she gives it one last long lick with her tongue, and releases his cock from her mouth.

“Now…” she says erotically. “I want you to fuck me! I want you to fuck this hot body of mine!”

“That's all I want to hear!” says A-Log. “But…”

“But what?” she says.

“Why don't you lay on your side?” he says. “I've been thinking of trying this position since I first saw you.”

Tammy does as she's told and lays on her side. She then asks, “What do you have in mind?”

“I'm going to give a variation of spooning a try,” he says.

Curious, she asks, “But shouldn't you be lying besides me?”

“I know,” he says. “But I would love to see that body jiggle as I fuck you! Wouldn't you agree?”

“I do,” she says.

A-Log then proceeds to insert his erect penis into her awaiting vagina. As he slowly inserts it in, Tammy lets out a slow moan of satisfaction as she feels every inch of his dick; her pussy tightening up as he enters her moistened valley.

“Ready, Tammy?” he asks.

“Yeah…!” says Tammy. “Fuck me, baby! Fuck this turkey hard!”

A-Log starts to thrust himself into her pussy as he places his hands onto her plump ass cheek. As he gets a steady rhythm, he starts to go faster with every thrust from his pelvis; putting his back into it as he fucks this curvy turkey babe. With every thrust he's giving to her, he can feel her pussy tightening up to his cock.

“Please don't cum too early, Tammy,” he says in thought. “There's so much more positions I want to fuck you in before Thanksgiving is over!”

With his hips making contact with her's, he can also feel her ass jiggle every time his penis makes contact with her pussy. As he fucks her, he reminds himself of the first turkey girl he fucked: Trisha. He met Trisha in the city when he was 21, and he remembers how good she felt. Her breasts weren't as big as Tammy's, but he remembers how firm and round her ass was when he made love to her. Hard to believe that Trisha got married two years after he fucked her, but he knows that a girl like her is being treated well by her hubby. He wonders the same for Tammy in regards to her future after tonight.

“You like that ass, don't you?” Tammy says erotically, snapping A-Log out of his thoughts.

“Damn right I do!” he says as he keeps fucking her. “If only I could see more that tail feather of yours!”

Smiling to him, she says, “Ask and you shall receive!”

Before he says anything, she moves off her side, thus letting his dick go free. She then goes on all fours and presents her big ass towards him, her tail feathers swaying with delight. “What's wrong?” she says teasingly. “Haven't seen a set of tail feathers this good before?”

“On a girl like you?” he says, “Hardly. But they wouldn't be the only part of you that needs some shaking!”

Before Tammy can say anything else, A-Log shoves his cock into her pussy; this time in the doggy-style position. A-Log places his hands on Tammy's hips and gets a grip on her round ass as she pounds his pud into her pussy in a quick pace; her ass jiggling with each time her ass makes contact with his hips.

A-Log still can't get his memories of Trisha out of his mind as he continues to fuck Tammy doggy-style. Both turkey girls have a nice ass– plenty of meat where it counts. But they still have some subtle difference; mostly in breast size and weight. But the past was the past; he's fucking a fine turkey girl tonight.

He then lets go of her hips, and lets her move her hips onto his, letting his penis probe her repeatedly. Once more, her ass jiggles each time she makes contact with his hips. She breathes in and out as she continues to be fucked by A-Log, enjoying his erect cock in the process.

“That's right, Tammy…” says A-Log. “That's how you defend yourself; work that turkey ass!”

“Like this, baby?” she asks erotically as she continues to thrust herself on his cock.

“Yeah… like that!” he says, “Just like that…!”

“I bet you're gonna make me cum again if I keep this up?” she asks.

“Even so,” he says. “But I still want to keep fucking you until you make me cum as well!”

She smiles back as she continues to thrust herself onto his hips. He then thrusts himself back to drive himself into her, trying to make her cum a bit faster, still letting her enjoy herself at the same time. Suddenly, he smacks her ass with his hands, thus letting out a surprised moan from Tammy.

“Enjoying that ass, baby?” she asks erotically.

“Damn right I am!” says A-Log as he keeps fucking her. “Never have I fucked a turkey with an ass as great as yours!”

“Oh?” she says teasingly. “And I suppose my ass is better than the other turkey girls you've fucked in the previous years?”

“Yeah… one in particular!” he says as he keeps drilling her.

She smiles at him and says, “Bet she never had a bod like mine, didn't she?”

“No ma'am!” he says. “For one, your tits are bigger than her's!” As her pussy tightens around his cock, he says, “Just thinking about the two of you is enough to make me cum again!”

“Uh uh uh!” she says teasingly. “First you've got to make me cum again! You'll end it when you want to!”

Like an obedient dog, A-Log does as he's told and continues to fuck her doggy-style. Tammy can feel her orgasm coming again, as she grips the bedsheets in anticipation. After a few more thrusts, she lets out a long moan as she cums on A-Log's shaft, draping it with her womanly cum in the process. After a few moments, A-Log takes himself out of Tammy and lays on the bed besides her.

“Enjoy that doggy-style, Tammy?” asks A-Log.

Tammy catches her breath and says, “Anthony, nobody has ever fucked me that hard before! I'm surprised you're an ass man as well as a breast man!”

“I like whatever pleases me,” says A-Log. “Any other position you want to do now?”

“Well…” she says as her mind thinks on what else to do. She then says, “Why not a 69? I suck you, you suck me?”

“As long as I can have a nice grab of that ass of yours, it's worth it!” he says with pride.

A-Log moves upward on the bed and places his head on one of the pillows. Tammy then joins him as she places herself on top of him, placing her pussy onto A-Log's face. Once more, she is face to face with his erect cock. To her, this is the best dick she has tasted for a while. Before she decides to dig in, she turns her head towards him and says, “Ready?”

“Dig in, baby!” he says, as he immediately starts to lick her pussy again.

Tammy moans as she gyrates her hips on his face, getting the full length of his muzzle inside her pussy. She can feel his tongue dig deeper than he did a few minutes ago. But she knows that she can't be the only one receiving pleasure; she leans downward to suck his dick once more. Her head bobs up and down as she fills her bill with his cock; fully enjoying his erect penis as it throbs in her gullet. Her tongue reconnects with every inch of his cock, coating it with her saliva once more.

As she continues sucking his cock, A-Log feasts on her pussy; paying close attention to her clitoris as well. As he does this, his hands are placed on her firm and round ass. His hands caress her big buttocks as her tail feathers sway back and forth, as if she's fanning him. As he continues eating her out, he can't help but slap her ass cheeks with much joy, thus letting Tammy releasing some muffled moans of satisfaction.

“Damn,” she says to herself in thought, “He's really enjoying my ass! Looks like he's not only a breast man after all! But I still have to remind him to play with my tits before the night's over!” She then feels his hand swatting her ass again, and thinks to herself, “But still, no other man has ever paid attention down there before. I suck and they fuck; why can't they pleasure me like that once in a while?”

Momentarily, she releases his cock from her mouth and asks him, “Enjoying that ass, A-Log?”

As he's eating her out, he says, “It's the greatest ass I've ever held!” and continues to eat her out.

Grinning to him, she then asks, “Did any other turkey girl have a fine ass as well?”

He stops for a moment, unsure of what to say. He says, “I'm not sure if it's the right time to discuss this!”

“Hey, you were honest about me not being the only turkey girl you fucked on Thanksgiving,” Tammy retorted, “So the least you can do is tell me about your first one?”

“I don't know…” A-Log teased a bit. “I need a little incentive in order for me to comply!”

“Oh?” she says. “In that case…” she then moves herself off of his mouth and proceeds to straddle herself on his stomach, facing away from him. She then inches herself towards his erect cock and, after lifting herself up so her pussy lips can meet the cock head, slowly inserts herself back onto his dick; a moan coming out from her lips. After a moment to cool herself, she turns her head to glance at him and says, “Why don't I get the truth out of you?”

Before he can say anything else, she moves her hips up and down, taking every inch of his erect cock once more. As she gyrates her hips onto his pelvis, A-Log cannot help but gaze at her ass jiggling once more; she really wants to know the first turkey girl A-Log fucked, doesn't she? A-Log then places his hands on her ass cheeks and gives them a good slap, as well as thrusting upward into her pussy. Each thrust from below, as as her ass being felt up, gives out a few moans from her.

As she's getting stuffed, Tammy glances towards A-Log and says, “So? Ready to tell me who your first turkey girl was?”

Having no choice, A-Log decides to spill the beans. “Ok Tammy, you win! Her name was Trisha; Trisha Turksworth!”

“Oh?” Tammy says, intrigued. “What was she like?”

“She was pretty sexy bird,” says A-Log, “But not as hot as you. A friend invited me over to the city during Thanksgiving a few years back and told me about a few turkey girls he knew.”

“It wasn't prostitution or anything, right?”

“Of course not; it was a party he was throwing after his family left!” he said. “Anyway, he introduced me to Trisha and we hit it off pretty well. She was a stockbroker who wanted to unwind after the holiday.”

“A stockbroker?” Tammy said.

“Yeah, she really knows how the money flows,” says A-Log. “Her breasts weren't as big as yours, but she had a nice big ass. Her ass was a handful as I fucked her brains out. But still, she had a great time with me. Still a shame that she got married two years later.”

“Are you still in contact with her?” Tammy asks.

“Yeah,” he says. “But she won't have sex with me, since she doesn't want to break it off with her husband yet.”

“Although,” Tammy says erotically, stopping herself from being fucked for a moment, “You did say she had a great ass, right?”

“Of course!”

“Did she ever take it up the ass with you?”

“No,” he says. “She wasn't a big fan of anal.”

Smiling to him, she moves herself off his dick and says, “In that case… why don't you shove it up mine?” Like clockwork, she inserts his erect cock into her awaiting asshole, much to A-Log's surprise, as she places herself back on her knees, her hands holding on to his shins, and moves herself back and forth onto his dick once more.

A-Log is still surprised to see that out of all the turkey girls he fucked, he gets one that is a total anal freak. He's not complaining, since he does enjoy a woman that can take it up the ass like the rest of them. “God damn!” he thinks to himself as his dick is being sucked into her tight asshole. “I thought her pussy was tight, but her ass is even tighter!”

Once more, he grabs a handful of her ass and repeatedly spanks her, sending shockwaves of pleasure throughout Tammy's body. She bites her lower lip as she continues to take all of his length she continues to get reamed up the egg-hole. She can feel another climax coming, but decides to fight it, knowing she doesn't want to cum too soon.

“Oh shit, Tammy…” says A-Log. “Your ass is definitely better than Trisha's! She would never let me fuck her up the ass! And she was a tight ass thanks to her job!”

“My job isn't as easy as her's!” says Tammy, as she continues to get fucked from below. “But I know my ass can take just about anything!”

Smiling, he then says, “You don't say? Why don't you turn yourself around? I want to see those big titties of yours as I fuck that fine ass of yours!”

“Still love my tits, don't you?” Tammy says. A-Log nods. “Your wish is my command, baby!” She then turns herself around to turn this into the cowgirl position, as the anal sex is still going on. Her knees rest on the bed once more and she places her hands on his shoulders to support herself. As they're in the anal cowgirl position, she moves her ass back and forth to get all of his penis in her tight ass once more.

A-Log smiles as he sees her large K-cup breasts bounce in front of him, so he decides to lean upward and starts sucking on each respective tit once again. Having both her ass fucked and tits sucked forces her to moan even louder than before. Tammy is definitely enjoying being fucked by a guy like A-Log– kind, gentle, nice, but has a bit of a wild side when it comes to sex. The only one to come to mind for her is a nerdy looking errand boy from her job, but she knows that he's too shy to ask her out. Maybe the office Christmas party will loosen him up, but she puts that thought on the back burner for later.

He also takes the time to shake his head in between her large bosom for a little motorboating action. Tammy can't help but smile at this hungry little boob nut, as she knows how her assets have helped her, as well her knowledge of law. She leans downward, her breasts nearly smother him in the process, as she feels her ass tightening around his cock. She thrusts herself a few more times until another orgasm hits her with full force. As she breathes lowly to herself, A-Log pulls himself out of her ass; his penis still erect. As she catches her breath, A-Log asks, “Did you enjoy me tossing your salad, Tammy?”

With a few gasps, she answers, “Fuck yeah, baby! I haven't had a man fuck me down there in awhile!”

“Fellow employee?”

“How did you know?”

“Just a shot in the dark!” he says. “Any other position you want to try?”

“Well, you're my lover for this Thanksgiving night,” she says with a sexy smile. “Why not give me a suggestion?”

Giving it some thought, he glances towards the window, showing the city outside. He then conjures up what to do and says, “Tammy! I want you to go towards that window over there and bend over!”

“Oh, a little daring, aren't we?” says Tammy. “I suppose you really want the city to see how lucky you are!”

“Don't worry,” he says. “It's a big enough city as it is. There's way too many distractions for the eye; what makes you think New York City's a popular tourist stop?”

“But won't the police spot us?” she asks.

“Of course not,” he says. “I'm really close with one of the cops. She won't mind.”

Smiling to herself, Tammy rises out of the bed and walks over to the window. As she gets close, the lights of the city, such as that of the Times Square area, gives her an aura of sensuality as the line flows around her body; the yellow lights give her brown feathers a lovely glow from the night sky. As she bends over, placing her arms folded on the windowsill, she eagerly awaits for Anthony to fuck her from behind.

A-Log smiles at this gorgeous site as he rises from the bed himself. He walks over to an eagerly waiting Tammy, as she shakes her tail feathers in anticipation. He then gets behind her and teases her a bit by holding his erect cock, and slapping it on her ass cheek. “Ready, baby?” he asks, teasing Tammy in the process.

“Fuck yeah!” Tammy says erotically. “Fuck this turkey raw!”

Smiling at the double meaning, A-Log inserts his cock into her vagina once more, releasing another satisfying moan from his plump lover. He starts off slow, but quickens his pace as Tammy's moans drive him further and further into her tight pussy. The glow of the city lights basks them into an aura of eroticism as they fuck by the window; nary a bystander has noticed the act being played out above the city streets. Not even tenants of the nearby apartments seem to notice, since they're mostly busy either preparing for the next big holiday or sorting out the leftovers from their Thanksgiving dinner.

“Enjoying the show, Tammy?” says A-Log as continues to plow her senseless.

“I'm enjoying every single inch of your cock, baby!” Tammy screamed aloud. “I want to be fucked by this dick forever!”

“You love this cock, don't you?” he asks.

“I can't live without it, Anthony!” she screamed. “I wish it wouldn't be just on Thanksgiving night!”

“Play your cards right,” he says, “And you and I will be fucking a lot more than once a year!” To emphasize his point, he gives her booty a large smack, thus letting out another moan from his plus-sized turkey girl. “Gobble for me baby! Gobble as loud you can!”

Tammy starts to gobble out in ecstasy as she continues to get fucked from behind. Her ass continues to back up to his hips as she lets every single inch of his erect cock enter her tight pussy; the pussy in question is squeezing his penis like a vice, like she doesn't want to let it get away. Her large breasts also sway to the rhythm, as well as becoming pressed onto the window as the lovemaking continues to intensify.

“Who's my turkey girl?” says A-Log.

“I'm… your turkey girl…!” Tammy says in between gasping every few seconds.

“Who's my turkey girl!”

“I AM!!!!”

As she says this, her ass continues to jiggle every time her ass makes contact with his hips. As they continue the standing doggy, A-Log can feel his dick writhe around her pussy. He can tell that he's about to cum any second. And he's not the only one.

“Oh, I'm such a nasty turkey girl!” Tammy screams erotically. “I want you to shoot that cum all over my big, plump, turkey breasts!!!”

“I might just do that, Tammy…!” he says as he gets ready to pop.

After several more thrusts, A-Log pulls off and furiously strokes himself off. Tammy turns herself around and kneels in front of him, holding her large tits as he gets ready to burst. Seconds later, A-Log shoots out several loads of cum all over her butterball sized breasts; several dollops of the white stuff land in between her cleavage, as well as her cheeks and chin. She is surprised that he can shoot that large of a load onto anyone. After several seconds, he finishes discharging his cum onto her bountiful bosom. Tammy licks the cum off her boobs, enjoying the warm taste that has come from her foxy lover.

“How did I do, A-Log?” Tammy asks.

“You were wonderful, Tammy!” he says, as he then kisses her on the lips. “I can tell you and I will have some more fun in the months ahead.”

“Fuck yeah!” she says. “Besides, I'm sure you've got a lot more women you need to introduce me to. I want to know how they love that cock of yours so much!”

He chuckles and says, “You really are that inquisitive, aren't you?”

“Well,” she says, “Before I went into law, I dabbled in psychology for a few spells. I really want to be a little more well-rounded.”

“Speaking of well-rounded,” he says, eying her tits and ass once more, “I really love to see more of that well-rounded body!”

“Maybe tomorrow,” she says. “But I need a little shut-eye. Need some rest before I get back home. Don't want my family to be suspicious after my visit.”

“Agreed,” he says as he and Tammy get into the bed and drape the covers above them.

“Out of curiosity,” says Tammy. “What about your other lovers? Aren't they a little worried about you?”

“Don't worry,” he says with reassurance. “They have plans of their own, and I'll be with them when I return.” He then reaches over the lamp and shuts it off. He kisses her and says, “Good night, Tammy.”

“Night, Anthony!” she says, as she and A-Log drift off into sleep after fucking the night away.

Meanwhile, back in Staten Island, we see a line at around 4 in the morning in front of Toys R' Us. We see two familiar figures in the line of people waiting for the deals; Mary Kay Foxman, the curvy vixen who is wearing a red winter coat and black pants to fight off the cold; and Blondi Bee, who is wearing a black and yellow snow jacket and cap that covers her beehive hairdo.

“Remind me again on why that husband of yours put you on Black Friday duty this year?” Blondi says with annoyance as she struggles to fight the cold.

“I just got the short straw of it all,” says Mary Kay, blowing into her hand and rubbing her hands to stay warm. “Besides, he did so last year, so it's my turn!”

“I just don't get it,” Blondi says in disgust. “Why is it so important for everyone to spend an entire night in front of a store just to get some deals the day after Thanksgiving?”

“They are some good deals,” Mary Kay says in recollection. “I remember getting a few deals on a few presents my daughters wanted last year.”

“Yeah, and I have to get some for my nephew at least,” says Blondi. “Cute kid, but I swear he can't wait for me to get it in December. I mean, how desperate do you have to be in order to do this?”

Mary Kay then taps the shoulder of another person in front of her and asks, “Excuse me? How long have you been on this line for?”

The male sea lion turns his head to her and says, “I've been here since September!”

Surprised, as well as shocked, at his answer, Mary Kay and Blondi look behind them at the long line, and then in front of them. Finally, in confusion, Blondi asks, “How do you survive and go to work?”

“I take my precautions!” he says as he holds out a jar that has some yellow liquid in it. Mary Kay and Blondi look at each other in disgust, as Blondi says, “Damn! Black Friday attracts the most desperate people!”

“I can see what P.T. Barnum said about how suckers were born every minute!” Mary Kay says, as she tries to keep her breakfast from escaping her esophagus.

THE END

Without checking in with A-Log himself, I'm sure the funniest A-Log news of the year came from Margaret Pless calling the Kiwi Farms "A-Logs all the way down."

In an award-winning 48-year-old news magazine with 400,000 print subscribers and 14,000,000 monthly web readers, Pless published a /cow/ meme.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html

If the man with a large six-inch penis himself is reading this, I'd love to know how you feel about it. If Margaret Pless is reading this, email me because I owe you a turkey dinner.

>>240576

>Like you have any room to insult you fuck. You're busy stalking Britbong.

Wow what did krause do to trigger you so hard?

>>240590

Not even >>240576 but van krause is one of the most gigantic faggots of the internets.

>>240678

Everyone knows vankrause/krapple is a gigantic faggot. He even acknowledges it himself. Doesn't make it any less silly that >>240576 got upset at him over a universally hated /v/ reject who makes shitty videos.

>>240680

Yeah, fair point.

>>240703

Who? Manlytears or Krapple?

>>240408

>after spending the day eating a dead turkey, he spends the rest of Thanksgiving night eating out a live one

I am speechless.

This is just revolting.

>>240779

Atlus is now engaged to a reasonably attractive girl and has a decent job. Krapple is still here. Still here. Krapple will basement dwell until his dying day and Atlus will have children and live a decent life. You let a faggot like this cuck you and then live a better life tan you? Pathetic.

>>241033

An ENGAGED status on facebook does not an engagement make. Pics or it didn't happen

>>241033

MFW seeing someone imply that someone having children puts them a step up on the autist ladder.

Any retard can stick their dick in another retard.

>>241856

Anyone but Krapple the Mexicante.

How did he manage to fall of the radar so quickly?

>>271082

He stopped posting cocks on YouTube. He did other things on his Radio Show, and Kikebook

>>271082

Probably realized that nothing good would happen to him if he continued to talk about Chris.

>finely tuned beak

What did he mean by this?

A-Log always just seemed like a typical furry/weeb, neckbeard, autist to me. I never really considered him a lolcow, tbh.

>>271412

This. It's somewhat unfair A-Log caught half the shit sent his way since the PVCC, particularly Cogsdev himself, behaved far worse than Mr. Foxdick ever did. It was obvious the antagonistic tone of CWCki's many articles (circa 2010-2011) informed A-Log, so his behavior reflected their attitudes. Only difference was A-Log was outgroup while the PVCC and CWCki editors were ingroup.

When it comes right down to it, A-Log's unrestrained behavior was going to make the original trollers look bad by comparison, so they threw him under the bus all for saving face.

>>271418

Makes sense to me.

>>271418

A-Log is the classic definition of a scapegoat. He should've at least used different usernames when writing his fapfics, but he's still nowhere near as messed up as someone like canine or Cogsdev.

Ex-foxdick: Will say that Robert Simmons V is a bro. That isn't saying much at all, but he's actually alright.

>>271412

>>271418

Just look at him. Read the story JEWS posted. He takes his mom to prom and everywhere else.

>6 inch fox dick

That's better comedy than a lot of cows on here.

>>271418

If he wasn't a lolcow he wouldn't have taken the tone to heart as much as he did, and he certainly would not have used the same name on his youtube that he did for his self-insert porn. Much less have his username be based off of his real name.

A-Log deserved all of it, and you know it fam.

>>271472

>>271473

>A-Log deserved all of it, and you know it fam.

t. PVCC

On a serious note, he's a creep and an idiot, but no, he's not even half as bad as Chris and, if he had a bigger footprint, Cogsdev would be a major cow.

>>271505

Not to mention, A-Log eventually realized that going off the radar was his best choice and lo and behold, people stop talking about him after a few months. If I was some fishfaced admin of a website who wanted people to not harass me anymore I'd do that.

>>271472

>>271473

No one's arguing that A-Log isn't a lolcow (he's juicy, low-hanging fruit), but the elephant in the room here is the trolls fucked with A-Log to cover their collective asses. Deep down inside, all of Chris's dedicated trolls knew they were A-Logs all along, but they thought they could get away with it. A-Log threatened that sense of security, so they did everything they could to denounce him. It's instructive that the CWCki started to drastically change the tone of their articles once A-Log got the spotlight.

>>271667

A-Log might as well be renamed Emmanuel Goldstein. He's an autistic faggot, but so is everyone who has ever tried to fuck with Chris.

>>271430

Whatever happened to Robert Simmons V? As ex-trolls go he seemed relatively normal back in the day. Geeky maybe, but no more than the rest of us.

>>271505

>he's not even half as bad as Chris

HI A-LOG

>>271667

You're reading way too much into it.

Other trolls didn't make cringey videos of themselves doing standup comedy about Chris chan, release graphic furry sex stories, and wear a stupid fucking top hat in photos. LoGatto did all that.

Bump for the holiday.

>>240576

This is now a nigger thread.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

seriously though kill yourself manlet

>>293383

>SoulBrothaNumbuh3

There's a name I haven't heard in a long while. Is he still being an edgy faggot acting like he's superior to every single person he talks to?

>>293670

I actually watched one of his streams recently

>Still obsessively hates movie reviewers despite being in the same rut as them

>Is more SJW recently. Worried that people were going to fap to a picture of Avril Lavigne. Really weird for someone who mocks autism.

>Mocks cartoon fans, but has a very strange obsession with early 2000s stuff. Its not an act. Its just fucking pathetic.

>Called Sargon a neo-nazi

>Opinions on movies are based on faggot IMDB, and just fucking wrong 2/3 of the time.

This guy is the purest example of an A-log. He talks so much shit, but he does the exact same shit. Only difference is that he can be funny, but his shitty personality leaks in. He really has a deep haterd for youtube critics, understandable, but he is no better himself. All I know he did was some shitty VHS remix of the Pokemon move.

>>293778

Yeah, I'm not surprised in the slightest. I talked to him once and he was a complete ass. He acted like he was too good to waste his time talking to me. Fucking asshole.

>Hates YouTube critics despite the fact that he's also a YouTube critic without the slightest bit of irony or self-awareness

>Became an SJW, deleted his videos that had the dreaded "n-word" in them and called Sargon (who's practically a marxist) a neo-nazi

>Is an actual 2005s kid, which isn't bad except he ruthlessly mocks those exact types of people on a regular basis

It's just a shame knowing he isn't playing a character or doing a bit, he really is just a self-righteous asshole with a bad case of narcissism.

>>293795

He appeals to other autists who think they're funny or better than others. Even the group of people he associates have similar autistic traits. Its like a form of trolling. Granted, some of the people they find are pure gold. Not denying that. But there is some form of insecurity shown.

>>293907

I wouldn't call it a "form" of insecurity. I'd call it "raging, obvious insecurity." The guy's got talent, but he's an asshole and nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is. He thinks he's better than everyone because he's… what, "cooler"? What the fuck even is that? It's just a clique of bitchy, insecure people with big egos and nothing to show for it. IE, narcissistic personality disorder.

The more I learn about him, the less I think of him. You're 10000% right about him basically being A-Log.

A-Log declared his to be "a voice of autism."

>>395475

"A-Log, the number one name in troll shielding"

>>395475

Holy fuck. Praise the lorde and pass the ammunition!! This fat fucks mic is still awful

>>395475

>A voice of autism.

Well, he isn't wrong.

We make fun of foxdick Farms for shit like this:

>When you put something stupid/embarrassing/whatever on the internet, it's on the internet forever. After you put it out there, it becomes ours. We own it. And if we feel like digging it up and laughing at it, we will. And if you decide to chimp out over that, we will love you for it with all our hearts, and you too will become ours. And when something is ours, it's ours forever. We might get bored with it and put it down. We might play with it a little too hard and break it. But it never stops being ours, and someday in the future we'll remember it, and pick it back up again.

>Would you like to become ours, my dear?

And yet, after literal years of his becoming irrelevant, we turn our baleful fucking gaze on A-Log once again to see if he's done even the slightest thing worthy of being made fun of.

>>395475

>NextG

That brings me back (thank you)

>>397361

I don't think any human being is "mine" or whatever autistic shit this nameless faggot wrote. I just like laughing at people doing dumb shit.

I don't want to ruin A-Log's life or keep him from doing what he likes. Quite the opposite. I want to see him live a happy life doing what he loves, whether that's a hilarious trainwreck, a stable, emotionally-fulfilling life of success, or somehow both.

>>397365

>watermarking your YTPs

For what purpose?

>>397413

He's an egotist

I only put watermarks on collab entries

>>240408

>(((Gobbleberg)))

OY VEY

>>534605

Too soon.

BUMP

newfag

This thread is a good thread.

I liked commented and subscribed.

>after spending the day eating a dead turkey, he spends the rest of Thanksgiving night eating out a live one

Annnd I’m done.

>>644619

*hearts your comment*