>Be me
>In a hotel on the graduation trip with my homies
> Everyone playing pool
> "Guys, I'll take a break"
> I sit in a corner and start listening to music on my phone while surfing the net
> Out of nowhere I see someone approaching and block the phone by instinct
> "Hi, why did you turn off your cell phone screen, something I can't see?"
> It's a girl
> "Ah… Hmmm… Well… Yeah… I was listening to music…"
> Turns on the phone screen
> Jesus Christ wallpaper appears
> "Ah, this is one of those things that they put on to decorate glass, isn't it?"
> Wtf.jpeg
> "Ahh … Well … It's an orthodox icon of Jesus Christ …"
> "Whose?"
> WTF.wtf
> "Jesus… Christ?"
> She stays for 10 seconds without speaking
> "Ah… Well… You can continue to do what you were doing…"
> She leaves and I am alone watching my Jesus Christ wallpaper
> At that moment I noticed that Jesus had literally expelled a thot for me