Number 10 to Major Tom
Number 10 to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Number 10 to Major Tom (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff)
This is Number 10 to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the garden if you dare
This is Major Tom to Number 10
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here am I waddling in my Zimmer frame
Along my mansion path
The NHS is poo
There’s only shuffling I can do
Though I'm past one hundred years old
I'm feeling very still
And I think my Zimmer knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
Numer 10 to Major Tom
Your wife’s dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear-
And I'm floating around my massive garden
Far above the pavement
The NHS is poo
And there's nothing I can do
