/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Old Bread

>>46065

>>46832

I really should know better but not really, heard Broad Burger is good but never been myself, also I looked up your hotel, it's an Suburb where you probably will find decent Hipster food

All the plonkers are stuck in the old thread.

>>46836

wew

>>46829

Auto-correct is based on a nation's definition of spelling.

Between the foundation of the US and Australia, Britain had a heavy influence from France and incorporated some words and spelling from them (iirc French Revolution). It happened in between the formation of the Eastern states in Australia and SA which accounts for some of the different pronunciation.

Like the way we say France, dance, castle etc.

The term La-di-da is to do with that, the elongated "A" sound aah, like how SA says castle (caahstle) was associated with a more refined breed of people. Half due to kicking all the bottom dwellers out as convicts to Australia.

>>46836

No link to new thread.

Not cool.

>>46839

True NEETs can sense when a new thread has been given birth.

>>46839

>>46840

Yeah took me a while to realize why there was no activity for 40 mins.

>>46840

True NEETs see that as work.

It has been several hours since my last PC crash. I am hoping that my driver updating has fixed the problem.

I swear if I get another one now as I am just starting to relax I will scream so loud every NEET in Adelaide will hear.

>>46843

>realize

Stop using that auto correct or add the correct spelling to dictionary.

Frankie Valli could really sing

Sometimes I get sad and listen to Tenterfield Saddler.

>>46848

Jesus.

That takes me way back.

>>46850

Good night.

>>46850

Sleep tight.

>>46850

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

I sleep loose as a goose.

I feel like I'm plunging from a bell tower

>>46857

Mustn't be a very high tower.

>>46858

It depends on exactly where the toilet is located.

I'm seriously considering committing suicide.

>>46860

Don't do it. It ruins too many other peoples lives. Think of your poor mother. You have to struggle on like the rest of us.

>>46859

as long as there are windows you'll be right

>>46861

They would get over it. They will still be able to live vicariously through my successful older siblings.

>>46863

No they would be destroyed and never recover. Do some research into surviving relatives of suicides. Suicide is a selfish act.

>>46860

You matter more than you think you do, even if you (perhaps rightly) think you're being completely taken for granted and ignored/abused.

>>46865

Both my parents bitterly resent me. They often bring up how much they spent on me only to end up the way I am. Life's not a movie, parental love isn't unconditional.

>>46866

They don't resent you they are just frustrated that they have been unable to help you and have run out of things to try.

>>46864

It would be far more selfish for anyone to expect me to keep on living.

>>46868

Everyone else does it. I don't see why you think you are so special. You need to stop being so self-involved and look outwards instead of inwards.

>>46869

Why?

This is an interesting song.

>>46870

You will be less unhappy that way.

>>46872

Why would I be less unhappy?

>>46838

You might want to revisit your history. From the year 1066, when England effectively became a French colony, the English language took on fucktons of French vocabulary, but over the centuries French influence began to wane and further centuries of war against France instilled in the English an antipathy toward the French that endures to this day (see Brexit).

In the 18th Century hostility between England and France was extremely high and the English were taking on fuck-all of French anything.

But I know Adelaide needs to feel important, so just say that the Australian accent is just Irish/Cockney convict accent and Adelaide is proper posh free-settler accent. It's not true but it should work for you.

>>46873

Because you would gain greater perspective on your suffering by seeing other peoples experiences instead of just your own.

>>46866

Are there steps you can take to improve your own life?

Can you work towards getting enough work or welfare to afford your own little bedsit where you can live in peace without Mummybot and Daddybot reeeeing at you?

>>46875

I'm hyper aware of others completely meaningless suffering. I go to great pains thinking about it.

Scratch you name into the fabric of this world, before you go

>>46877

You are actively resisting any help you are offered to get better. You are determined to be miserable and stay miserable. You are taking the wrong side in the argument. You are arguing against your own best interests. You have been possessed by the depression demon. You must resist and do your best to cast the demon out.

>>46874

We speak in a cultivated way unlike you 'ocker' types. We are important.

This song is my guilty little pleasure.

>>46880

See? You're catching on already! You South Australians aren't all as dim as everyone says you are.

The artificial sweetener in the Farmers Union Iced Coffee effectively lobotomises them.

>>46882

We only act like we know what you are all on about when the rest of you forget how important we are.

Thank you.

>>46879

What you mean is: leave me the fuck alone, I have my own problems and can't be bothered to deal with your shit seriously. This society has no space and time for sympathy and compassion. Everyone suffers by themselves without showing it. It's just when your situation is so bad that it becomes unbearable that people ask for help. Since nobody wants to or is able to spend extra resources to help we have implemented a whole institutional system around such problems. Which sadly is based on money and efficiency instead of good will and empathy. That's why we live in such a cruel environment because we outsourced main humanly features - like suffering and weaknesses - to an inhumane system just to not having to deal with it in everyday life. No wonder why this mix of social Darwinism and rigorous individualism makes people feel alienated and makes everything revolve around consumerism

>>46836

No new-thread-link means there's no way to get out.

>>46884

Say hullo to Mr Stobie for me.

>>46885

That was just a word salad.

>>46886

And yet here you are.

>>46847

Did you ever see the biopic film directed by Clint Eastwood? I did and thought it was fantastic and really enjoyed what I was hearing even having never heard of The Four Seasons before going in.

If possum was here you'd all be getting an ear full.

Some quite harsh and insensitive talk going on at present.

Just telling someone to man up is socially acceptable way to show complete disdain and disgust for any concession of weakness.

I think when someone tells you to man up what they really mean is to simply repress the emotions you are feeling. Deny their existence to both yourself and others. I think this sort of emotional repression is natural to men because we evolved in an environment that was highly competitive between other men and any sort of emotional weakness would be exploited instantly. You would lose social standing and responsibilities and your life would become much worse if you showed weakness. This is why men have traditionally only voiced their emotions to a trusted female partner. Without that, a man's best option is to just deal with it in silence and pretend the issue doesn't exist. It's the next best thing because no one will be able to help you if you can't help yourself. People are searching for help that just doesn't exist except in the form of romantic intimac>>46888

y.

>>46891

No I haven't seen it. I might give it a look.

>>46881

Is that Miley Cyrus?

>>46896

Yes.

>>46892

>harsh and insensitive talk

What are you meant to say to someone who threatens to kill themselves on an anonymous internet forum?

>>46855

Those are tears of joy I assume. Were the chopped potato sticks any good or is your local KFC as useless as mine?

>>46899

possum would know

>>46899

Do a barrel roll

>>46903

I'm a slut for the named NEETs, NK's the only one that wont accept my advances. It's rape or nothing.

Was that Monk who posted the other night about having lots of xanax?

Are xanax dangerous?

Have an assignment due tomorrow, how do I motivate myself to do it?

>Might go to bed and try do it tomorrow

>>46906

Withdrawals of xanax can kill you, mixing them with even a small amount of alcohol can cause you to black out and come to the next day after ruining your life.

>>46907

Just start it. Write one word and that will lead to two, and so on until before you know it you are in the groove and the whole thing is done.

>>46908

What sort of ways can you ruin your life on xanax?

>>46910

Imagine blacking out while being pretty sober, it pretty much just strips you of the ability to say "no" to whatever you think about doing.

>>46911

That doesn't sound good.

>>46911

I thought xanax had been pretty much banned in Australia. Has it made a comeback?

>>46911

Sounds easier than speed-dating

>>46909

Maybe, I've done half and I don't want to ruin my sleeping, finally got a good schedule

>>46913

Nah your thinking of barbiturates, xanax is a type of benzos which are way safer than barbiturates

>>46912

It'll only happen if you mix it with alcohol or try to OD on it IIRC.

>>46913

Not banned, just tighter restrictions so it's not given out because you tweeted about having anxiety once like in America.

>>46916

>>46918

The camels call to them.

Islam would do a world of good for indigenous Australians.

>>46921

Less drinking. Wife beating and child sex about the same.

>>46918

It's just shitty clickbait media, I don't think anyone actually believes there are a substantial amount of Muslim people outside the capital cities.

>>46918

>convert

LMAO cucked

>finally calming down after spending all day freaking out with regret over ghosting someone because I'm a freak

>remember I'm executive sized

>stomach suddenly feels like it's half way through fucking eating itself

>have only eaten half of last nights dinner, a lamb sandwich, and a mouthful of chips in the last probably slightly over 48 hours

>>46925

Was this a romantic interest?

>>46926

Sorta, but they were legitimately the nicest and seemingly most caring a person has ever been towards me and because I'm a headcase that means there was 100% some ulterior motive and that's what has me messed up.

>>46921

Even the much harder Catholics/Protestants gave up trying to do anything with Abbos, it's not just the current candy-ass government.

>>46929

Did you send nudes?

>>46929

Maybe it was pity. "This guy seems pretty solitary and I pity them" is technically an ulterior motive, but a pretty benevolent one.

>>46929

Is it too late to get in touch and salvage it?

>>46931

No. We had only been talking for four days

>>46932

That's what I thought at first, but they spent a whole lot of time with me in calls. I'm still not sure because I can't not think about it with paranoid delusions though.

>>46934

>paranoid delusions

Are you on medication?

>>46933

Only deleted them 24 hours ago, but I literally cannot bring myself to re-add them and apologize like a normal human being without some indication that they'd want to add me back, which is obviously impossible now.

>>46935

No. They've always been there before now, but never to this extent so I've just tried to manage them. This time I think it was so much worse because of a combination of how fucking nice she was and the fact that other than my parents, the only people I've talked to are on imageboards and even then there was no real actual talking.

The past week I've been wiping my hard-drives, my USBs, put them in salt water then smashed them. I withdraw the $100 remaining from my savings. I'm taking my sleeping bag and backpack with my laptop, phone and a few other things. I'd rather be on the street than put up with this any longer. I changed phone numbers a few days ago so I cannot be contacted by family. I'm so fucking sick of them, taking my money, deriding me and slamming the doors outside my room. There was an altercation recently if you've ever heard that Louie NEET video it was just like that except there was no defense. I kept doing work for the dole and the environment their is sick and has made me even more anxious.

I don't know whether to leave right now at night or wait for later.

>>46934

You'd be surprised how many people are willing to "adopt" random people for "longterm projects". As in "I'm alright sparing 2-4 months to fostering a friendship with this person out of pity".

It's not always successful and sometimes it backfires, and after that 2-4 months the honeymoon period is over and unless you've lived up to their expectations they'll get cold and distant but if you didn't look rich at all then I wouldn't be too worried they were conspiring to steal your piss bottles and tendies.

>>46936

>Only deleted them 24 hours ago, but I literally cannot bring myself to re-add them and apologize like a normal human being

Ah well. At the very least, consider it some lessons learned and not just regressing further into your Misery Hole.

>>46937

You sound like you've made up your mind, NEET.

Good luck.

>>46937

VaporNEET?

>>46941

Which NEET are you?

You don't seem to want to re-establish contact so I guess it's as good as done. Take it as a lesson and move on, there really isn't much more to add. It sucks, we've all made mistakes and it feels awful - All you can hope to do is learn from it and move forward, I can promise you it will get your feels going less the more time that goes on.

>>46909

well I've done a quarter of what I had to do, stuck on how to paraphrase something, once I've finished the paraphrase I'll go to sleep and do the rest tomorrow.

>Night night everyone

>>46944

Night neet, good luck with your assignment!

>>46944

Good night NEET

Also why so you NEETs make a new thread without notifying anyone?

>>46947

Everyone tends to get too caught up in posting and doesn't keep an eye on how many replies there are.

>>46948

I understand, it'd still be nice to know when a new thread is open, I needed like an hour to realize a new thread was open. We need BO/cheesy back, with nobody to watch over this board it'll degernerate into chaotic shitposting.

>>46949

BO and cheesy are two separate people. BO put cheesecake in charge while he was away.

I am cheesy btw

>>46950

I know they are seperate, it's why i put a slash inbetween the two. I also know BO put cheesecake in charge, don't worry I kind of follow the general.

But you are cheesy? How are you? Any new videos in the works?

>>46951

Yeah I am. I'm feeling depressed, like usual but moreso because of something that happened over the internet the past few weeks. It has nothing to do with the general, and I don't want to discuss it more in detail. But, it was an opportunity that I have always dreamed of and even though I tried it slipped through my fingers. Perhaps if I kept trying rather than giving up initially things would have been different.

I'll probably be making a new video soon I guess. Do you have any ideas as to what I should talk about?

Boom! New review out. Bada bing.

Took some measures to try and improve the audio, at least to the point there shouldn't be those spikes and dropouts anymore. Still tinny. Looking for a new mic.

Quicker review. Aiming for like, 5 minute reviews for shorter games and 10-15 minute ones for games I actually have indepth things to say about. So I can alternate and maybe try to put more of these out.

And hate to sound like a fag but thanks for the support, guys. Played comfy catchup in the thread and turns out I missed a couple of replies to my last paintpost. Sorry.

>>46952

Thats sad to hear.

I hope you don't feel too depressed about your recent issue. My guess is it has something to do with a female?

If you'd like, you can talk about your recent issue. If not, maybe talk about drug abuse and NEETs? It'd ring true with me.

>>46954

Ah, fuck it, I will spill it. I doubt she will ever find here and read it anyway.

There was this girl who made youtube videos, she was around 16 and Australian. She had a lot of self esteem issues and was very insecure about her appearance despite being pretty cute. She was very much into the whole incel/lookism movement and that is what she mainly talked about, in addition to lamenting about her appearance. I was attracted to her for some reason (which is very rare for any girl really) and decided to send her a message on youtube (her account got shut down due to the drama forthcoming).

Anyway we talked on discord for a few days before she eventually ghosted me. During a /r9k/ thread (her videos were posted there) it was revealed that she has had e-boyfriends with three other people and one of them was still very emotionally attached to her despite them being broken up. Some other drama happened and her parents took her internet away supposedly for a few weeks.

About a week ago I found out she got the internet back and was posting on lookism, she made a thread about how she was looking for a incel to meet with her that is local. Keep in mind she is a KHV as well due to her self image issues, I should have mentioned that before, tbh. Anyway, apparently she lives in the one place that women online never live in - Perth, right where I live. Despite being somewhat cautious and mindful, I felt that it was such a rare occurrence that a girl so similar to me happened to be in the same city as me I took it as some kind of sign of destiny, or some bullshit.

I was too late to that thread (by the time I found it, was days old) and she then was posting suicide attempt threads. Lookism also has a tinychat server, where people can chat and use webcams and etc. Anyway I joined it and she was cutting herself and attempted to hang herself on a shower head. I didn't know what to feel, as this girl I wasn't really that emotionally invested in I thought, but overtime she just kept creeping in my head.

After this she then proceeded to make a discord server for incels, and she proclaimed that she wanted to help them, but she stated she actually made it to find someone to meet with near her. I joined it 12 hours too late and apparently her father found out about her suicide stream and banned her from the internet again. During this time someone hacked her account on lookism and made a bullshit post about how she went and got fucked or something, eventually she discovered this and was furious she decided to delete the discord server, so I can't PM her, (which I should have done while it still existed) I should mention I was a discord friend of hers a few months ago but she deleted everyone on her friends list around the time she deleted the youtube channel.

I never got to tell her I live in Perth, if I did she would have surely wanted to meet with me. So in short I fucked up the only chance of meeting a girl that would accept me for who I am and realistically, I shared so much in common with that I doubt I will ever find anyone else like her that lives near me.

I should be angry with myself since I fell back into the anxiety pit that ruined my previous chances with women in high school, but I am not.

>>46953

I'm watching it now.

>>46955

You did about as well as anyone could given that situation, dude.

>>46955

I don't know what to say, other than thats some rough shit. But don't think this was your only chance, life is still young and you have time left. All I can say is that you shouldn't make your life depend on someone other than yourself, as hard as that probably sounds to you right now.

>I never got to tell her I live in Perth

I know the feeling of missed opportunity. If she comes back online again and you manage to contact her, you know what to tell her. I wish you luck NEET, sadly I can't do more for you, I wish I could.

But it's good you shared your feelings here, talking about problems always makes them feel less hard, at least in my opinion.

>>46953

this is actually decent stuff

>>46957

It wasn't good enough though. I was given multiple times where I could have told her how I really felt about her and that I lived near her. She probably ghosted me initially because I sounded like an autistic journalist asking her a bunch of questions about her life. I am just shit at talking to women, even the one that should be the most understanding and easier to talk to due to shared experiences, but the fault is on me for just being so fucking rubbish at socialization.

Because of this more and more anxiety is just creeping back into my life as a result over the guilt and hate I have for myself for fucking this up poorly. There is a car on gumtree I want to buy and I can't even call the owner because I am too anxious about it. I made a lot of progress on my anxiety the past few months which I am thankful for but I am just fucked again over this. Why must I have such high inhibition and not grasp opportunities even when they fucking present themselves right infront of me? It is like my subconscious wants to keep me feeling unfulfilled and despondent all the time.

>>46958

I didn't depend on her, oddly I felt nothing after all this happened, and then a few days ago it all just hit me like a fucking train. The fact is I am not young and all the girls my age have had 50,000 boyfriends (which means there would be no connection and I will just be another dick to them) and are all normal successful people, I'll never meet someone who is a shut-in, KHV, neurotic, and a failure like me who I can truly bond with.

I've tried to add her again on discord but I don't think anything will eventuate. She will probably just ignore it because she believes she isn't good enough to meet anyone. Anyway, thanks for the kind words.

>>46960

>girls with 50,000 dicks inside them

It drives me mad. But still, I'm always happy to make a fellow NEETs day a bit better at the very least. Coming here made me realize how much I still have in life.

Excruciating aboriginal ejaculation

>>46961

You'll always have us.

>>46963

Thats a nice thought

>>46960

You need to cheat the system, the sooner you stop caring about what the normal people are. Normal people in the current Western world are in debt, tired, hoping that the system keeps them comfy like the Boomers but it won't. Things will just get worse, eventually hedonism won't please them.

Invest your welfare, sell drugs, anything besides prostitution to get money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75PcK_y0XnI

>>46965

>tfw no tiny house and left-wing extremist gf

>>46967

Morning m8

Good board

>>46969

Was.

>>46959

>>46956

Cheers, guys. Gonna keep trying to improve. No better way than practice.

>>46955

That's rough man. But given that she ghosted you and was e-whoring with three other people as well, I can only think of not meeting her as a good thing to be honest.

>So in short I fucked up the only chance of meeting a girl that would accept me for who I am and realistically, I shared so much in common with that I doubt I will ever find anyone else like her that lives near me.

It's reasonable to feel that way. I always did about women in high school.

>>46962

UNNA

WHERE IS KAREN?!

>>46975

Morning.

>>46955

Sorry to hear that mate.

>>46967

>>46975

Mornin' Dudes. It's only just occurred to me that the Easter school holidays here in QLD are starting tomorrow. I'm going to leave the house today and stock-up on all the essentials.

>>46981

Get me some hot cross buns, thanks.

>>46982

Traditional, fruit-less, chocolate or brioche?

>>46983

brioche if they have it, if not, traditional.

>>46984

I shall not return until I have them.

Got a Rode NT mic for 180. Seemed like a semi-decent price and since Blue Yetis are going for 200 and above because memes, might as well go for the better mic for a better price.

>Easter sale

Shit, good idea. Todays a good day for a NEETwalk.

I just deep fried chicken wings for the first time. Went pretty well.

>>46988

Top-tier breakfast

>>46955

I know the girl you're talking about and you need to relax, there's not a snowball's chance she wasn't addicted to the attention from all the orbiters, some of whom would have been very physically attractive and socially adept in ways you aren't. She knows she's not a 3/10, she has been in relationships in the past, and she's not terribly different from any other sixteen year old Australian highschool girl. You didn't miss out on anything, relax.

I haven't seen another human being for four days.

>>46991

High score.

Probably not the high score though.

3/10 needs more cake.

>>46990

What a small world, NEETs knowing other NEETs' oneitises

Got a migraine, went to bed with it too,

Had some painkillers and anti-inflamatories and about to have a radox bath then hopefully go back to sleep.

Not a good start to the day.

>>46955

>So in short I fucked up the only chance of meeting a girl that would accept me for who I am and realistically, I shared so much in common with that I doubt I will ever find anyone else like her that lives near me.

It is very naive to think in this manner, you have no clue that she would accept you based on your similar circumstances, also why would want to hook up with someone who has huge mental health problems? People like that will only make your life worse and much more complicated.

Stay away from the crazies.

>>46995

Sorry to hear you are suffering mate. I hope it passes soon.

>>46996

This is sage counsel. it can seem tempting to want someone who shares your problems but what you really need to do is overcome those problems and then find someone normal.

>>46996

>Stay away from the crazies.

If he did that, NEETgen wouldn't have a temp BO.

Put your left for in, cotton eye Joe.

>>46955

>Site dedicated to ugly fucks and incels

>1 girl still has a whole band of fucking betas begging her

Jesus fuck when will you cunt stop measuring your worth by fucking women. Women the most irrational, flippant living things.

DO REAL THINGS IN YOUR LIFE AND GIRLS WILL COME

THAT INCEL BITCH WILL PROBABLY JUST GO TO A BAR AND GET DRUNK AND GET FUCKED

Is 11 AM too early for goon?

>>47002

A NEET's life obeys no schedules.

>>47001

It's the autism

>>46996

>>46998

This. Broken girls can seem attractive when you're broken. Fix your shit clean your room and meet a normal girl, it'll work out 10x better for you.

>>47001

>DO REAL THINGS IN YOUR LIFE AND GIRLS WILL COME

But, liek, not on a computer. Girls don't give a shit about your bideo games or programming. Do "real" shit like travel all over the world and take selfies in front of major landmarks that haven't been blown up by the religion of peace yet. Bitches love that shit.

Daddy, why do porn stars get fake tiddies?

>>47008

They think it'll make them look better / earn more.

>>47009

Women are stupid cunts that shouldn't be allowed to do anything without a humans permission.

>>47008

Stay outta my Pornhub (((Premium))) account, son!

>>47006

This is a bit true in my exp too.

When I was really into pot there there was a dealer who I had who had a bit of a junkie harem going on. There were four or five young (late teens, early twenties) living with him and I guess they all put out for crack as he sold that too. He was a really cool guy, like late fourties and chilled as fuck but still he was taking advantage of their situation. When I went there he sort of ordered them around and they'd do what he said, nothing drastic but shit like "go make a bag up", "go get my change cash" etc. Anyway, there was this one girl there who wasn't that hot but I felt something for her and I wanted to help her out, I never actually talked to her at the time but I told my mate about her and he payed me out about it for ages. I didn't even want to fuck her, she had a little baby and shit and I think the deal was that I thought if I could help her it would give my life purpose and might help my mental state or whatever.

I saw her a year or two later (that dealer went to prison and got stabbed in some junkie battle or whatever they get up to in their spare time) and she was with her kid and tried to sell me a bud for $10, I probably would've bought it just to help her out but I had no cash and I think I was selling at that time anyway so I had pot.

I used to think about her a fair bit but never made an advance, the dude probably would've been all cool with it, he was kind of a hard edge hippy and free love shit but I didn't want to lose him as he was the only dealer I had at that point.

>>47011

kek

>>47014

Not much.

>>47012

You've got a bad case of wounded bird syndrome that is going to fuck your shit up if you're not careful.

There is no saving these hoes, get yourself a nice girl.

>>47017

That was about 7 years ago.

>>47019

7 years ago was 2011.

>>47020

Looks like we've got a mathematical genius on our hands.

>>47021

Could be.

>>47014

Might pay Dan a visit too, gook beer on sale for $14,99 per six pack.

>>47018

Yes April - September is maximum comfy.

>>47025

Poor lads been visited by the NEETGANG. NEETGANG NEETGANG.

>>47025

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>>47012

That's a sad story, NEET. You gotta stop hanging out with people like that though.

>>47025

>Those stocky manlet legs

>>46955

This has to be cheesey

>tfw severely depressed

>>47032

Fucking nice haul.

>>47032

Ching chong nice beer, race traitor.

>>47032

you have the same helmet as me, except mine is solid black

>>47033

Thanks.

>>47034

Ping ning nong to you too.

>>47035

I was going to get a black one too but thought I needed some lighter colours to make me more visible.

>>47036

Ni hao.

>>46829

Not a seppo, but a shitskin

AirportNEET here

I think I'm going to start looking for a new job.

I am NOT happy with the hours and ESPECIALLY not with having to work Easter Friday like some shitskin heathen.

>>47039

Probably a good idea.

>>47039

oh and I don't think I'm paid enough to move places, there's that too. I'd be happy making 20k less if it meant I get to work 9 to 5 and spend the rest of the time shitposting here.

>>47039

Found the perfect job for you m8

https://au.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=0478a1d6d7bc50d2&tk=1c9nnp0bu82hgaq4&from=serp&vjs=3

>>47042

>TAE40110 – Certificate IV in Training and Assessment is essential for this role

>TESOL

Why tesol? Isnt that shit for teaching shitskins English? What the fuck MAX

>>47041

>20k less

How much are you currently being paid?, as a NEET even a lousy 40k per year would satisfy me.

>>47042

lel

>tfw just realized I've been eating mi goreng wrong for ages

I used to cook 3 packets of it at once and add the flavouring to it which only worked half of the time. The trick is to cook one packet at a time so you get all the flavor m8s

Possum here. Just announcing that I am back because I saw that my bf was pining for me yesterday.

I actually came back yesterday but my PC shat itself so I spent all day trying to fix it and didn't get to post much.

The computer is completely fucked now. It won't even boot up. I am posting this on my phone. Don't know what I am going to do. I have never encountered a computer program I couldn't solve by re-installing windows or replacing a simple bit of hardware.

>>47044

I dont know, it's somewhere between 4k and 5.4k a month depending on the roster

>>47045

You cook all the packets you'd like to eat, pour the noodles into a sieve, hold the sieve over the pot you used to cook the noodles, then pour the drained noodles into a bowl and add the seasoning + your preferred volume of noodle-water.

>>47045

What difference does it make?

>>47043

>doubting Max's ways

>>47039

Wouldn't you get paid penalty rates for working public holidays? I'm working Saturday and Sunday and I'll be on around $60/hour

>$60/hour

Richboi

>>47052

>$100k 7-3

Living the dream.

>>47051

Yeah about that

>>47046

>bf

Wut, are you gay?

>>47055

>Not sucking dicks in CURRENT YEAR

Reported for homophobia

>>47051

Whose dick do I have to suck to get your job?

>>47049

When you cook up a few packets and add the flavouring you're rolling the dice of having all the noodles taste the same or not, if you cook them one at a time and add the flavoring of just one it'll taste great

>>47059

Learn to mix the flavouring nigger

>>47054

Why aren't you keen as fuck for that money?

>>47059

>When you cook up a few packets and add the flavouring you're rolling the dice of having all the noodles taste the same or not,

Are you still talking about mi goreng? every noodle from every packet has always tasted the same to me

>>47060

I know how but it takes ages

>>47058

I am glad you made a new video I always enjoy them. I won't be able to watch this one until I manage to fix my PC though.

>>47062

When I've cooked up many packets at once before sometimes I'll be eating it and some of it doesn't have that sweet ketchup manis taste as the rest of it, maybe I'm just autistic

>>47059

Your reasoning and logic seem poor to me.

>>47066

Okay

>>47028

Yeah, I'm all straightened up and flying right or however the phrase goes now days.

>>47046

I cook three packets at a time, put one lot of oil and one lot of powder in the water.

Everything else I put in a bowl and mix up with a bit of water then put the noodles in that and mix it through

>>47069

meant for >>47045

>>47046

Beloved NEET :3

The gen just isn't the same without you.

>>47061

Because my commute is like 4 to 5 hours starting at 1AM

>>47046

>before /ausneets/

>have possum

>after /ausneets/

>have bf

>>47073

I remember when fags weren't welcome around here

>>47074

PARTY NEETS IN THE HOUSE

>>47069

Don't you find the flavor of it mixes into the water and the noodles remain kind of tasteless? I cook the noodles in the water then pour them in a sieve in the sink, put all the seasoning and just one sachet of powder in the bowl, then add the noodles on top and stir

>>47077

Yeah aren't you supposed to put the sachet in after you've drained the water with mi goring?

>>47075

Is possum legit a fag? Utterdisgust.jpeg

>>47075

I remember when wagies weren't welcome around here.

>>47075

>>47079

Meh who cares whose a fag or not, as long as they don't cause drama I couldn't really give a fuck.

>>47080

Now we're talking.

>>47079

Possums will root anything when they are in heat.

>>47025

Nice quads tbh, though your calves could do with a little tlc. Not that this manlet has anything to show off.

>>47083

>Nice quads tbh

He didn't even get dubs.

>>47081

I don't really give a fuck either, but I didn't realize he was and I'm curious

>>47058

What bike

>>47084

Well bantered.

>>47076

PARTY NEETS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOON TIME

>>47086

Yamaha R3

>>47078

Nah you throw the noodles out and eat the sachet

>>47079

I don't think so but I don't care.

>>47032

Nice choice

>>47034

The 350 and 500mL canned Asahi is brewed in Japan.

>>47088

I got locked out of the house, gonna have to drink my goon on the street

>>47092

I thought it was only the 350ml

damn posting from the work shitter.

Had a going away lunch and i put away 3 pints. I actually p fucked up and not sure how i do my work

Fuckkkking parth on cunts

I thought I'd be happy making 50k a year, paying my rent like a good goy and just having enough money for a small car and video games.

But now that I see my sister making 85k and on her way to 120k I can't help but wonder if I should work harder and be a gooder goy for money wage.

>>47096

I could live like a king on 50k a year.

>>47096

A teachers job is not 9-4 job. If you want to go to university and get a degree to work towards a position like that you can but it wont happen overnight.

>>47096

They don't call it a rat race for nothing.

>>47095

Hah, hang in there you crazy fuck.

>>47099

Bullshit, I've had so many teachers ogling at girls and handing out printouts to 'study?' with

Realizing those faggots are making 80k a year pisses me off so much.

>>47101

More like 100k :^)

>>47101

May have been, in NSW all teachers need to be accredited and maintain their accreditation. Principals are also cracking down on the quality of teaching because they are getting hit with standards to ensure this quality in education in NSW. Go become a teacher, but in NSW you'll now need:

>Any two units of English (not English as a Second Language) Band 5, and Band 5 in two other HSC subjects. Any 2 units of Maths at HSC level or equivalent.

http://educationstandards.nsw.edu.au/wps/portal/nesa/teacher-accreditation/how-accreditation-works/guide-to-accreditation

>>47103

>band 5

That's fucking nothing, I got all band fives and one band 6 in HSC and did 3 unit maths

>Implying band 5 is anything hard to get

>>47104

Go become a teacher then, prove me wrong.

>>47104

>tfw no HSC

>>47106

>Special admission pathways are open for domestic educationally disadvantaged applicants

>>47105

You do know that until like, last year, it took only a one year diploma to become a teacher right?

And to do a teaching course in an online university you only need to show that you graduated from any uni?

I would become a teacher if I didnt have such a shitty time at school and get flashbacks.

Who the fuck would want to be a teacher, you could end up teaching at some boong school

>>47115

Excellent.

>>47109

Must be state specific course. In NSW you need to complete a degree then masters or complete a bachelor in education.

>>47110

They are open to everyone to apply. Most courses have this social disadvantage pathway, not just teachers. You could do economics course or account using the same pathway.

>>47111

Take home pay is $1k a week. Rural and remote schools pay up to 90% of your rent for very rural places. With additional subsidies to help cover cost of living rural.

>>47117

Nope, recognized in Vic and NSW at least. I'm registered to it.

>>47117

>Take home pay is $1k a week. Rural and remote schools pay up to 90% of your rent for very rural places. With additional subsidies to help cover cost of living rural.

That's not bad tbh, If you could stick it out for 5 years or so, just save all your money and only spend it on food and utilities and the 10% towards rent you could walk away with a fair bit cash.

>>47118

What course is it? Is it the masters pathway?

>>47119

A lot of people do it. Your wage gets more with more experience. Teaching a few aboriginal kids is the pain of earning up to $117k in highest band is good. Principals starting wage is above $150k.

>>47120

Master of Teaching (Primary) from swinburne online

Also enrolled in the same course at ACU

>Read thread

>Realize census date is the 31st

>It's Easter so today's the last day to talk to someone

Thank you anons, I just managed to withdraw from my three courses

>>47123

It's good to hear you had a productive day. Did Cenno accept them as courses for NSA?

>>47117

>>47119

>>47121

Don't forget if you're a male you're practically handed a principal position in the regional areas because no one wants to work in that shithole and they need male teachers.

And 1k a week is if you're an undergrad, if you do a piss easy masters course it jumps to like 75k or some shit, 409 dollars a day minimum if you're a casual

>>47124

Yes, but unfortunately I didn't get any austudy money from it.

Oh well, I'll lurk for a few months and reapply for newstart, with the slave for the dole being reset

>>47125

>75k+ a year

>9 to 4 work

>No work during school holidays

We seriously need to import some foreign teachers

>>47126

It's good to hear that it benefited you. Have you been to/going to Dan's to celebrate?

>>47127

We already are if they can meet the English language requirements.

>>9 to 4 work

What lessons are you teaching today?

>>47128

>What lessons are you teaching today?

Whatever the next page on my teacher's aid textbook says

>>47128

Why did you quote my post from two months ago?

>>47129

What about your worksheets?

>>47130

Because he used two arrows for a link instead of one arrow for a greentext.

>>47131

That's for the day after

>>9

>>47129

Why not?

>>47130

I pressed > too many times and it registered number from the quoted post as your post number.

>>47133

How are you going to keep them quite?

>>47136

I'll threaten them to send them to the principle or detention. They're kids.

>>47137

*principal

i wish i could kickflip

>>47140

I wish I could die.

>>47137

Some kids don't care and will refuse to go. They will do it to push your buttons and class will no longer listen to you because your lost authority. Some kids are on pathway on prison. You cannot leave the class unsupervised because your responsible for their safety. What now?

You also have a meeting at 8:00 am and a playground duty at 8:30 am each week. Does this change when you get to school?

>>47141

>>47142

I'm 196cm and weigh 110kg, no kid's going to fuck with me

Classroom only goes for an hour

Oh wow a meeting and playground meeting once in a blue moon

I have a sister who's a teacher, not sure why you're trying so hard to pretend teaching is hard

JUST A AN EXECUTIVE NEET

LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD

>>47143

I stopped believing

its over

VIDEO IS DONE

>>47144

>I'm 196cm and weigh 110kg, no kid's going to fuck with me

You can't do anything physical to any student and every student is aware of this. When I was in school my classes would wind up the enormous metalwork teacher to hear him bellow and scream and try to intimidate us.

>>47148

was slightly irked you posting on my neet gen whilst being able to afford a motorbike but my vexation was soothed when you did that panicy sperg gasp of a laugh

>>47144

They're not going to touch you. They will sit at their desks and annoy you. The kids know you cannot touch them or they'll tell their parents. They'll get more kicks making you frustrated. It will become a competition to see how fast it takes until you explode.

Meetings are weekly and playground duty is several times a week. Means no break because your standing and eating after teaching for 2 hours.

You cannot walk into the classroom and teach. Those lessons will make kids nutty and they'll challenge you it's boring. Talk to your sister about her unit planning, ask her long it takes. Then you have to mark it all and collect data because you've got reporting coming up. "WHY DID MY SON TIMMY GET A BAND 4?" where is your evidence going to come from to justify this decision? Teachers can get taken to court over what they teach and can be questioned in court on what was taught as well as why it was taught.

>>47152

Nice handwriting.

>>47149

My teacher would just kick us out and call the parents if we don't comply. One fuckwit wouldn't even do that so the cops came.

>>47152

i recognise those floorboards

this man is not an executive

he is just pushing his very slight pot belly out as much as possible

>>47151

Wow just like any 9 to 6 job that doesn't give you time off during holidays

>>47148

I learned there is Dan's at Caringbah…

>>47158

It is well hidden.

>>47148

What's it like riding a bike? I always wanted to get a scooter or something since I thought it would be lot less maintenance and if there is an accident at least I'm likely the only one to die

>>47156

I'm 100% executive nigga haven't seen my dick in 20 years

>>47148

A good video, NEET! Enjoyed the whole ride.

>>47157

Most jobs give you a lunch break. You do not have a mandated break as a teacher. You can't go to toilet when sudden diarrhoea starting brewing.

Most jobs you can leave any unfinished work except for odd project. You are expected to get there early and work after completing administrative tasks.

>>47162

How do you know it's still there?

>>47161

It's fun, and everything is immediate which requires 99% attention compared to a car, 60km/h feels more like 100km/h since you are feeling the wind and noise, as for it being cheaper that is only the case for fuel and rego but bikes require servicing every 5000km and it's usually a bit more to get serviced than a car, that being said bikes are easy to service so I do it myself and save myself $250 every 5000km.

>>47164

>Most jobs you can leave any unfinished work except for odd project

Guess you never had a job huh?

>>47159

Just up the road from Cenno. Very cheeky.

>>47168

Also near that Job agency if it's still there, I forget the name of it.

>>47160

Speak for yourself. I'm a loser because of my decisions, not because of how I look.

>>47165

Cause I force two skeles to suck it, one to suck and one to hold my belly up

>>47145

TOOK THE GOON TRAIN

TO DAN-AN-AN'S

>>47170

cope

>>47167

Like 30+ pages each individually requiring marking and feedback. Any feedback opens up a complaint/meeting from a parent. That's each day as the standard.

When thats done. What's your preparation for tomorrow lessons. Got your resources ready? Have that lesson in your folder because it will be looked over by principal before it's taught and it's a legal document, which parents are legally able to request to read. Now how are going to support kids who need more support/those who need more challenging work. Now don't forget you've got a meeting with Timmy's parents about the extra support he needs tomorrow. Got everything you need ready for that meeting?

>>47169

That's no coincidence.

>>47175

Dan know's his demographic.

>>47174

Right because marking and feedbacks are SO hard.

Because parents complain ALL THE TIME and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM do.

Oh wow preparing for tomorrow how horrible. Oh wow the principal. Oh wow parents can legally read.

Oh wow a meeting.

Out of 12 years of schooling I can't remember more than 20 or so kids that needed extra work from a teacher.

Now lets look at your average casual work

Where you do work

You have to deal with customers' complains which comes daily

You have to clean and prepare the shop for tomorrow

You have to talk with your manager and get your performance reviewed

You will be called to do meetings with your coworkers

If I was a teacher I'd keep an iron dildo on my desk and any student who steps out of line gets a good ass ramming

>>47177

>>47174

I would say teaching is a very easy job for the pay academically, it's more just it requires more hard work ethic and putting up with shit for the pay.

Your average professional services/white collar professional for example would likely be way smarter than your average (emphasis on average) high school teacher, but thing is they don't have to put up with bureaucracy and whining kids.

>>47177

Or better yet, lets look at my work. "Eight hour" day.

1: Check fax and email and respond. Send bookings to hotels and do meal orders.

2: Go down and deal with the customers. Faggots who think because they're paying a little more than other people they deserve to be treated like kings.

3: As above.

4: As above.

5: Back to office, double check my paper work. Scan the documents to be archived. Send a copy to the head office. File the paper work.

6: More paper work. Everything gets audited by head office.

7: More work. Everything gets reviewed by my manager.

8: More work. I also have to prepare for tomorrow. Actually important work that can literally affect lives.

Then go home and do company's designated online course for staff where I have to learn legislation of different countries and states as well as two different computer systems.

And I'm on probation so every day is walking on thin ice unlike faggot teachers you can slap kids and still keep their job. Yes that happened in my school.

Oh boo hoo those poor teachers who do fuckall.

>>47179

Instead they put up with company policies AND compliance with bureaucracy and whining coworkers and customers.

Fuckwits become teachers for a reason, little work and high pay with next to no chance of losing your job.

Seems like you uptight wagies really need a four day weekend

imagine how hard the teacherNEET would REEEEE if there was an actual teacher on this board browsing on his lunch duties

>>47182

Joke's on you I work Friday and Monday

>>47183

I think there already is one

>>47185

I respect myself too much to do that

>>47186

strong cope

>>47187

Are you the one that has a teacher for a mommybot

>>46996

I already told her about a lot of my life and she wasn't objected to it.

> also why would want to hook up with someone who has huge mental health problems

Because I have them as well? I'd rather date someone that is understanding rather than some normie girl who has absolutely no comprehension.

>People like that will only make your life worse and much more complicated.

It's already shit, why do you think I went to dans yesterday?

>>47001

>Jesus fuck when will you cunt stop measuring your worth by fucking women

I wasn't doing that at all, I was just pissed that one of the few opportunities to meet someone I ruined. I don't sit around on forums whining about how my life is so shit because I don't have a gf. I feel the no gf sometimes but why they fuck shouldn't you measure your worth by relationship success? If you can't even attract anyone for a relationship you are missing something as a person and it makes me feel worthless.

>just do things in real life

Yeah, I'd probably attract some club slut who has had 100 dicks in her or some other normie girl. Why the fuck would I want to date that?

>>47173

Call it whatever you want. I think I know best what events led to me becoming a loser.

I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with my looks, since before I became a NEET I had females show interest in me. At that time I just didn't realize, because I'm still an autist when it comes to women.

The reason I'm a loser is that I decided its better to be a loser than to be tax cattle for the people who fucked up my childhood, seperated me from my friends and started my depression based on the fact that I had the wrong opinions and made a bad joke about my teacher.

>>47148

Played it through the tele. The sub made your bike sound tough.

>>47179

>but thing is they don't have to put up with bureaucracy and whining kids.

Try working with for Defence. Nothing but bureaucracy and whining adults acting like kids.

>>47192

How many East Timorese did you get to rape?