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 No.260711 [View All]

The nights are getting colder and the autumn winds are blowing, it's a bit chilly outside. Make sure that you get all warm and comfy inside, it will make you feel better.

OLD: >>259965

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 No.261425

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 No.261426

>>261424

He is not that crude.

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 No.261427

>>261426

he has base desires

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 No.261428

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I'm going to try and fool the wankruptor. Hopefully while trying to stroke the shame away, he will think it is a wank and lessen my debt.

It's like the solar panels of wankery, I wont get free wanks but I could work off my debt.

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 No.261429

>>261427

That's why he came back.

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 No.261430

>>261429

He missed me.

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 No.261431

>>261428

Wank work!

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 No.261432

Doggo has been walked. It was the first walk we have done since I got sick. There was a lot of coughing along the way. I kept having to spit vile stuff out on the side of the road. I felt like a Chinaman.

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 No.261433

>>261390

>returned

I would not expect me to stay long. I have just popped in briefly to illumine you all with my grace.

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 No.261434

>>261405

Good morning my friend. What an unwholesome image.

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 No.261435

>>261432

Go to the doctor.

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 No.261436

>>261434

Without your illumined grace this is what I become.

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 No.261437

Another record low electricity bill. I have reduced my consumption by a further 10%.

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 No.261438

>>261436

I know it. But you will always find forgiveness from me.

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 No.261439

>>261435

I would sooner die.

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 No.261440

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 No.261441

>>261440

Morning.

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 No.261442

>>261437

Solar wanks?

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 No.261443

>>261439

You've been sick for too long mate.

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 No.261444

>>261443

I think the depression has killed my immune system. I have been dead inside for so long and now my body is decaying too. I am at peace with it.

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 No.261445

>>261444

It hasn't, if NK has shown us anything it's that we can keep going hard until the very end. Perhaps you need to go walk about?

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 No.261446

>>261269

Most importantly how was the toilet?

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 No.261447

>>261444

Nothing a few meet ups with cruisey couldn’t fix.

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 No.261448

>>261447

Discovering Weber II

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 No.261449

>>261440

Morning, when's your next shift?

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 No.261450

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 No.261451

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Time to wage, have a good day NEETs.

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 No.261452

>>261450

We love you Webby.

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 No.261453

>>261451

Have a nice day. See you when you get back. maybe.

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 No.261454

>>261452

That wasn't me you dipstick.

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 No.261455

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 No.261456

>>261445

NK is losing his hair and needs drugs just to function. He is on the downslide.

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 No.261457

>>261456

He's on the uptick. His poos are getting better quality and quantity, he's planing to move to a new NEET lair and he's become much kinder.

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 No.261458

>>261457

The metamucil changed his life for the better

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 No.261459

>>261458

It has. It also good he's visiting Dan and Craig on a regular basis. Tonight is:

C R A I G

N I G H T

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 No.261460

>>261457

He has been consorting with unsavoury tatted up riff raff. He has fallen far from the NEET ideal.

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 No.261462

I am washing my linens. It is time to change over to the flannelette sheets and the heavy winter quilt. The NEEThog has seen its shadow.

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 No.261463

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eat hing Game of Thrones. As this blonde princess goes around freeing a bunch of brown people slaves, I can't help thinking that one day a bunch of sjw's are going to be so horrified by the message that they'll burn copies of the videos to disks just so they can burn the disks in a great big bonfire.

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 No.261464

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>>261460

>consorting with unsavoury tatted up riff raff

He famili

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 No.261465

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>>261463

We'll put those fires out with goon.

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 No.261466

>>261463

whitegirlvisitsmelbourne.jpg

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 No.261467

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>Mr Nasr was able to eat more than 20 pieces of KFC at a time and drink up to six litres of soft drink each day, amounts that Dr Kormas said would make an average person sick.

>When a team of 20 firefighters cut a hole from the wall of Mr Nasr’s house last July, he was desperately ill with skin infections and pneumonia.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydneys-fattest-man-once-charged-with-murder-after-gang-members-death-in-pool-hall/news-story/9f2d1ff8afc9a08258054b90261156f1?nk=1095843e0b0aad368435056565cc65d8-1556581582

Why did I not know the story behind this executive?

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 No.261468

>>261467

What a man!

>Before Mr Nasr — also termed Australia’s heaviest man — went to hospital, he was consuming a staggering 50,200 kilojoules or 12,000 calories a day — six times the average consumption recommended for Australians.

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 No.261469

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No Game of Thrones spoilers please.

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 No.261470

>>261469

CIA comes back to life and kills everyone

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 No.261471

>>261470

Don't do that please.

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 No.261473

>>261471

My favourate scene was the scene where CIA did a big poo.

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 No.261474

>>261467

that story made me hungry might go and grab a family feast and a 2L coke

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 No.261475

New Thread: >>261472

New Thread: >>261472

New Thread: >>261472

New Thread: >>261472

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 No.261476

BUM RASH

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