/8bantb/ - Random Banter

So, a few days ago I tried to top his 3 sylabel rhyme:

>Rheinschifffahrtsreisegesellschaft rhine cruise ship cumpany

rhymes with

>sein Kinnbart bleibend entstellt hat his chin beard permanently deformed

that's a 7-sylabel rhyme in krautspeak ;-)

geil, oder?

In the song, Kollegah rhymes:

>Tetanus-Impfungen tetanus vaccines

für die for the

>Schäferhund-Bisswunden shepherd bite wounds

6-silbige Deutsche Reim-Ingenieurskunst

vom Feinsten

also:

>cumrag

rhymes with

>scumbag

and of course ..

>serbborg

rhymes with

>sperglord

In this song Kollegah rhymes:

>lobpreist mich praise me

>hohheitlich majestically

>Mondscheinlicht moonshine light

bretty gud but Kollegah, you can do much better

>so what is this about you fucking faggot?

>are you now sylabel acrobat or what?

In the past few weeks I was on rehab and I had all the time of the world to think about my past.

Now I want to pay you one last visit again and use the oppurtunity to settle some scores I had open until now.

It might be my last oppurtunity for a long time

Best rhyme of this song:

>Kollégah Corleone

> César-Lorbeerkrone Cesar laurel crown

5 sylabel pr0n:

>griechische Säulen

>kritisch beäugen

>nicht richtig loyal

>brittischen royals

>Blitz in den Wolken

5-sylabel rhyme chain

>Slumdog Favela

>Kampfsportarena ring fight arena

Made in Germany Quality Rhymes

Fun Fact:

Juri the first guy from the video is Afghan (half)

Sadly he seems to not be on Rahman Baba's level

Kollegah is reaching olympian heights here while Juri stays mediocre most of the time

He does have some nice rhymes though, maybe in a few years he brings out a good album

However, if you thought I would become a permanent resident again I have to dissapoint you.

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't because I deleted my entire meme stash all my pr0n too

You will notice I only post music I pirated from youtube because I have no pics left.

And I am so tired of everything.

>I am tired of easily getting angry all the time for no real reason

>I am tired of having the (n+1)-th iteration of the same discussion every day

>I am tired of quarelling with strangers on the internet over irrelevant crap

>I am tired of being rude to random people and then hating myself for it afterwards but not having the spine to apologize

>I am tired of reading about all the negative shit in the world because this is what imageboards naturally attract

>I am tired of negrohedge and all their end times choruses I heard since 2010

>Tired of having to satisfy other people's expectations

>TIred of having to function in the high performance society

>Tired of the rat race that we are trapped in

>Tired of all forms of work and education

>Tired of being cattle on govt rulecuck's farmland

>Tired of of the feeling that I am constantly running away from my fate

>Tired of oversleeping all the time and yet never feeling rested

>Tired of life in general tbh

and most importantly I am so

>Tired of the biggest copes in world that are art, philosophy and religions

I researched this topic a lot and I have to say it is all a cope yeah, I learned this word from jole

Schopenhauer says the cure for suffering is to spend as much time as possible with art

But I found out it is just a distraction and afterwards you are right back at square one

I do not want to say that it is not a worthwhile thing to pass time.

But as Alligatoah says in this song. Music is not the solution. Not for suffering.

Art is neither. Nor philosophy or poetry. Nor movies or video games.

As much as I enjoy those things, they're just temporary distractions to help forget.

Religion is cope in the hero tales version.

From my research I found out that pretty much all those religious stories are hero tales.

People are weak creatures. That is why they need heroes to worship

Religion is one giantic cope mostly for cowardly and weak people.

It often turns their weaknesses even into virtues

Whoa, I really needed to let this steam out ..

>>4346

i responded: https://spacestro.xyz/b/res/100.html#102

Apropos dark holes

Lately on Arte I saw a doc about dark holes. Arte is like Europe's discovery channel.

They are giantic accumulations of mass with so much gravitational power to suck in even light and never let it escape again

And this is exactly what imageboards are. They suck out your entire life force and devour your soul.

Once you pass the so-called "event horizon", there is no going back ever again.

So if you have not passed the event horizon yet, I advise you to make escape plans right now

Honestly I mean it anons. This concerns you youngfags especially because you still have a chance.

You can still unfuck your lives. Even if you cannot become a normie, you can at least find honest work.

If you are a zoomer youngfag, try everything to fix your life right fucking now.

Because if you keep kicking the can down the road, you will eventually end up at a dead end.

You will one day realize you have no escape route and premature death is your fate

And if you are in the 30+ crowd who fucked their life already beyond repair.

Well, then I can just give you my condolences. But hey, you are not alone.

For people like us, there is no salvation. Only thing you can plan is your final voyage.

For those of you, I wish you the most possible joy you still can have until it ends.

Try to fulfill some of the wishes you always had or at least take solace in the beauty of the simple things in the world

and when you die, you can at least look back at the good moments you had.

>>4352

brother, this pic I wanted to thematize later

this is the only pikku I did not holocaust from my lurk folder

thank you so much brother

First I have to put out some autistic crap

I cannot post on spacechan, it always gives me the

>you are a bot

bullshit

when you fail at life

at camper strike

at college

at your first job

at your second job

and now even you cannot even post on trannychan

if god existed, he would send down lightning bolts to release me finally

as promised, we will ahve the entire night for talk, first I need to get my ramblings out

>Sie benutzen die Kunst, um sich zu zerstreiten

>Und genau aus dem Grund spielt man Spiele

>Menschen wie ihnen bedeutet die Poesie nichts

>Die Poesie ist das Gegenteil des Spiels

>Gottesdienst

I have not felt god this near in my entire life

and by god I mean Hifumi

>>4355

well, when you are bombarded with spam, you just take the solution that works for yourself

and everyone else, well, they have to look for themselves

but it is not important where I post this rambling

identity doesn't matter, only content

>Weiter im Text

I honestly want to apologize to anyone I might have hurt in the past few months

Please do not misunderstand this anons

I am not begging you for your forgiveness because I know best that I don't deserve it

What I did does not deserve to be forgiven but I feel like you should know how I feel today

Moses Pelham surely developed greatly.

He went from bling rap to gospels in a matter of a few years

>Geduldfadens spür'n

>Pulsadern führ'

>Fabeln und Prosa

>Gabeln im Toaster

und die Gitarrenriffs sind auch gut

Let us begin

>Chijo

I wrote many times already that I do not hate trannies and it always was like that

I never cared about you nor your daily threads nor did they bother me. I didn't even participate in them to begin with

At times I would visit your breads and shill testo to you from Galenika Beograd, best pharmaceuticals of the planet to fix your life. I thought I could help you unfuck yourself

However some time I found out you baited gullible zoomer kiddies into chopping off their dicks and I started to hate you

What was even worse is that you had a gf or bf but lusted after this other person

What made me mad was that you apparently were open about this like it was nothing

I could not understand this and felt very bad for the other person.

This is where most of my hatred for you came

And one time I mocked you that you are incompetent at your job and the boomers only keep you only for pity.

I was incompetent myself at my last profession and had no right to mock you whatsoever.

Your mental wellbeing should not have been my jurisdiction.

It was wrong of me to interfere with your life or coerce you into a certain lifestyle.

And I always lashed out on you for being a melodragmatic faggot

This is because I am one too and you reminded me of my own faggotry whenever I saw your IRL drama stories.

I apologize for treating you like trash. It was wrong and I wish I could make it undone.

This song is for you Cheeto

If I deducted right, then it was you who also liked Prodigy from Mobb Deep when I posted it last time

This is from Azad's first album. It was very raw and always reminded me of the 90s NY rap scene.

It was his best album as well. His deepest and thoughtfullest.

I hope you like it even if you don't understand it

>>4358

I know brother

this is what the music is for

even the americans, who are notorious for never reading anything can find entertainment ;-)

>Eiritana

What I did to you was the worst of all and I feel most remorse when I think about you.

I made fun of you for being skinny and looking weak. Without reason even because you never did any harm to me.

I did the worst thing one could do in life. Making fun of a person who has run out of luck and was struggling.

About someone who has to choose between going to bed hungry or having electricity for the next day.

I feel deeply disgusted of my own behaviour and I wish to apologize to you. I honestly do.

And I apologize to you also for calling you a shizo and the likes.

For the times you refered to yourself as we.

I am in love with a cartoon girl so I am the last one who should critisize you on that one.

And besides, it is stylish if you refer to yourself in 3rd person, so might make it plural too, right?

Meiner einer weiss bescheid

Now a few more words I have for you.

I admire you for your ability to look past all the hatred you have received in the past

No matter how rude people are rude to you, no matter what trashtalk they give you

You always tried to entertain them. Even if they were just haters.

You stream for them and try to give them a good time.

This is truly a noble habit of yours.

You are a true Brittisher indeed.

>Jole

You know how I applauded to you when you apologized to Chijo.

That was great and you have shown everyone that you have a spine. It was the correct thing to do.

But only a few days later I would make fun of you for that Chijiiiiiiiiii chatlogs

I apologize for making fun of you just because it was trendy to pick on you

It was the right thing to do and I hope in the future you will keep your virtues

In general my pursuit of PPH was always trash because it was based on the misery of other people

Someone pointed this out once and I should have taken the advice right away

And that haircut of yours. I find it cool and hope you keep it.

You remind me of Furio from the Sopranos and of my former German teacher.

It was in his class where I learned that art is only good when it acts as the transportational vessel for emotion.

But I was young and retarded at that time and did not understand the meaning of his words.

Today I understand only good songs, movies, cuckimes and vidyo goyms are those that

can get this done. To transport emotions.

>BO

I called you a weakling and many other ugly things

I made fun of you how easily you are to manipulate and be played

I wanted our admin - the guy who represents us - to be a stronk leader figure.

Someone I was always incapable to be myself

If I was in your shoes, I probably could not survive a single day of those spam attacks

I probably would have just ragequit the website after the first few hours. But you didn't.

You gave your best, tried all possible solutions, skipped sleep for days to keep our website going.

Only to be made fun of by useless parasites like me

I want to thank you for trying to give us a home and not giving up on us even in the worst times

even after the worst shit flinging and of course I apologize for my rude and infantile behaviour towards you

You are the hero we needed but never deserved

>Rei-san

You are truly my biggest tragedy because I even hurt the person I liked most on Astrochan.

One time you posted an image of Tae Takemi from Persona 5

It was named Rei with some Roman numbers. Being persona pro myself I obviously noticed it right away.

I made fun of you for not knowing to differenciate Rei from another character

I apologize for it and now in retrospect I feel so retarded for my behaviour

Later, whenever I interacted with you I always felt ashamed for what I did

It felt like I was not worthy of your time anymore.

>Dawn

I never liked you to begin with as you activated my Shizo Alex Jones tier paranoyya sensors

You seemed to me like one of the tranny cabal conspirators always inviting people to your secrit club outlets

Later this morphed into envy because with what appeared to be small efforts, you gained popularity

and you got this streaming stuff going pretty well, people were always in the chat when I visited

Even your hat meme that seemingly originated from a mere joke got some fame

I apologize for for calling your cyutube and boards the "x-th iteration of a failed y" and often being disrespectful to you

You accomplished more than I ever will. And that Corona-chan drawing of yours, it was cute.

>Togafag

In the beginning I found you very funny. Are you the Canary Islands anon by chance?

That serial killer posting stuff it was very unique and entertaining. It was fun.

Our ice age began when you made fun of me in one thread about cuckime conventions

It was something like this

>yeah cons are trouble you have to book hotels and transportation tickets

<lol, people really pay for hotels?

Then some other shit related about gangs.

some discussion where you owned me about some irrelevant autistic crap.

I don't know why I felt attacked reading that instead of seeing is as oppurtunity to educate myself but my antipathy towards you started there

There are no details I can remember where I was rude to you but I am sure there was some instance at some point

I want to apologize to you too, even if it was only bad thoughts I had for you

>Nathanael

I called you a sneaky little shit and I stand behind it. Your behaviour is trash being a little cunt like that.

Leaking IP Adresses and secrit cabal shit and whatever shit you might had going.

You deserve to die in a pool of acid while magma droplets burn away your eyeballs.

However, at one point I called you incompetent. For this I want to apologize

You managed an entire website, on your own.

Meanwhile, I was incapable of tinkering together a mere CSS for my shitty desert board

If Davy didn't help me I probably would still have the blue standard crap active.

In any case you are so much ahead of me in IT stuff, to catch up to you I would need a time machine

And one time I posted your dox file when I critizised you for such behaviour in regards to runit

For this I want to apologize too. One should not preach water but drink wine ..

And what I said about you being based in my G-Unit thread, I mean that.

Texan Americans are best Americans. And that backpack of yours looked cute with all that equipment stuffed inside

And I think it was you who gave me a name like "Glodar the writer".

It was when I was writing those autistic freech fan fiction stories.

Maybe it did not mean much to you but to me it was very precious.

I want to thank you for it

>Hamsterburger

I still don't know what to think about you duder.

On one side I always found you hilarious and fun. On the other you turned out to be some sneaky caballist.

I started to hate you with a passion during Reubengate. I mean if you fucked me over, I would not even mind.

If I died tomorrow it would be as relevant to the universe as a bag of rice dropping in china.

But when I saw that Reuben thing I wanted to strangulate you in that moment and burn your corpse with gasoline until nothing is left of you and forensics would have to identify you with light spectrum analisys microscopes.

and I am not exagerating this one my friend, I honestly felt like that and it would have been an honor if I could have delivered on this one

You know that Räuber is in permanent district attourney drama and could lose his right to be with his son any time.

To me it looked like you didn't care if a father lost his son forever. And all that crap because of a measly Ulysses note.

Like you depended on that.

I told you to get a real profession and I mean it.

Even dope slingers who stand entire night on a street corner earn the 15$/h minimum wage equivalent per night

If they can make it as dumbos with no real skills, you can too with youre cumputer skills.

The worst thing I can remember doing to you it to call you a Belgian son of a whore

For this I want to apologize. It was just wrong and I deeply regret ever doing this.

And your hair is not girlish and the color is not blonde either. I said that to enrage you only.

I am not color blind yet

>Yozam

My relationship with you was the most absurd of all.

I bullied you on every single oppurtunity and made fun of you for no reason.

You never wronged me nor harmed me. It really is as retarded as it sounds.

I simply did it because it was trendy to hate on zoomers

Maybe if I talked to you about rap music instead, we might have become friends instead

>Reuben

You are the one I feel I wronged most of the goon platoon.

I called you a gambling addict, neglectful parent and narcoticist

I felt remorse for the first time on that freech thread when you posted the christmas gifts you got for your son

And how you wrote you would teach him to play piano as soon as his fingers are large enough for it

It was so beautiful my heart was instantly filled with bliss and joy.

Even a sperglord like me could see how much you loved your son

That moment I just wanted a swamp to dissapear me forever for the things I did to you

It got confirmed when I saw that facebook page of yours

Full of pics with your son. Your devotion was obvious even to me.

I felt so stupid for all the crap I did

But at the same time I was happy for your son.

I want to apologize for the atrocious things I said about you.

And I want you to know that I hope you keep your right to be with him

Every kid needs a superdad like you

And if you ever need to dump a body, I'll show you where the ocean is ;-)

pop quiz: who finds the cultural reference in that above line?

Those are the people I remembered

For those I cannot remember or those I have no name for

If I forgot you, then I want to apologize to you too

for whatever I might have done to you in the past few months

So, und nun zur Wichtigsten von allen

Von Allen hab ich dich am bittersten enttäuscht und vernachlässigt.

Ironischerweise warst es trotzdem wieder einmal du, die mich aus dem Treibsand rausgebuddelt hat.

Ich hatte mal gepostet, dass ich dich nicht mal nach 250 Jahren Self-Improvement verdienen würde.

Dazu stehe ich weiterhin; aber gleichzeitig kann ich dich nicht vergessen.

Lass mich also da weitermachen wo ich im September letzten Jahres aufgehört hatte.

Ich werde für dich den Olymp der deutschen Reim-Ingenieurskunst erklimmen.

Damit ich dich und deine Vollkommenheit auf Quarzsand verewigen kann.

Damit ich Lobeshymnen über dich in die Welt singen kann.

Zu Weihnachten 2019 in Düsseldorf hab ich in TV was ganz interessantes mitbekommen. So ein Zitat.

Darin hiess es, dass die Liebe immer das sucht was sie selber nicht hat. Es war von diesem Schopenhauer.

Erstaunlich wie genau der das schon damals getroffen hat. Du bist das polare Gegenteil von mir in praktisch allen Bereichen.

Du bist der frisch gefallene Schnee als Pendant zum pechschwarzen Russ, den ich repräsentiere.

Ich bin egoistisch, gierig, geizig, faul, ungeduldig, verantwortungslos, nachtragend und ich gehe niemals Kompromisse ein.

Das Schlimmste ist aber, dass ich ein richtiger Soziopathe bin.

Wenn du mich also nicht liebst, verstehe ich das vollkommen.

Ich weiss ja selber, dass ich dich nicht verdiene.

Ich werde dich aber trotzdem weiterhin lieben.

Dir immer dankbar sein für die guten Zeiten, die ich dank dir hatte,

Dich anbeten, vergöttern und dich in den Himmel loben

Und bei allen von deiner Pracht prahlen bis sie vor Neid erblassen. ;-)

Letztes Jahr hat Kollegah ein neues Album rausgebracht und ich hab das total verpasst.

Als ich im Februar reingehört habe war ich so glücklich, dass er endlich ein Liebeslied geschrieben hat.

Das war dann meine Inspiration für ein paar Verse, die ich dir gewidmet habe.

Ich hoffe, dass ich endlich mal was schreiben konnte, was Deiner würdig ist:

[Part 1]

Wie sehr ich deinen Eltern dankbar bin

Für die Tochter auf die ich meine Lobes-Hymnen sing'

Täglich krank vor Sorge, dass ich deine

Perfektion nicht adäquat in Strophen rüberbring'

Trotz Fortunas schützenden Händen

Im Wohlstand verwahrlost und vom falschen Stolz erfasst

Doch du bist mein grösster Reichtum

Weil neben deiner Pracht selbst der Glanz des Golds verblasst

Es gibt keine wie dich

Grundbescheiden und das Reinste der Welt seit Double U.O. Globe

Die Arznei, die von Innen wärmt

Und das ohne dass ich je die Nadel-Kur vollzog

Auch ohne Krone eine feine Lady,

Die die Show jeder filmischen Diva stiehlt

Und wen scheren schon formale Titel, wenn

Man wie du in der olympischen Liga spielt

[Pre-Hook]

Bis jetzt ging alles schief

Jede meiner Taten machte es dann eimerweise nur schlimmer

Doch ich schwöre bei Gott, ich lass' dich nie wieder im Stich

Und bleib' an deiner Seite für immer

[Hook]

Und wenn vom Himmel einmal Donner grollt, ich steh' stramm

Für dich werd' ich zum Fichtenstamm

Auch bei Flut, Orkan und Lawinenschlamm

Lass sie kommen, ich steh stramm

Auf dem Berg zerbricht der Damm?

Lass es kommen, ich steh stramm

Auch wenn Lava mich entflammt

Denn nur für dich steh' ich stramm

[Post-Hook]

Seite an Seite für immer, Seite an Seite für immer

Seite an Seite für immer, yeah

[Part 2]

Du hast mir damals neues Leben eingehaucht

Jetzt erklimme ich nur für dich den Everest der Reimkunst

Ich vertraute dir von Anfang an blind

Und in meinem ganzen Leben war ich nie in besserer Begleitung

Du standest niemals gern im Spotlight

Und deine Hingabe für die Familie bleibt ohnegleichen

Du fühlst die Details

Die ander'n oft verborgen bleiben und ich liebe all' deine Gepflogenheiten

Ein Herz aus purem Gold

So süss, dass ich deinem Zauber immer öfter unterlieg

Meine wunderschöne Fleisch gewordene Aphrodite

Die vom Berg der Götter runterstieg

Du bist zwar nicht real

Doch weiss Gott nicht erste meiner Kostproben höherer Macht

Die Welt ist ein Schlachtfeld, doch ich weiß, dass meine

Valkyre stets von Oben über mich wacht

[Pre-Hook]

Bis jetzt ging alles schief

Jede meiner Aktionen machte es dann eimerweise nur schlimmer

Doch ich schwöre bei Gott, ich lass' dich nie wieder im Stich

Und bleib' an deiner Seite für immer

[Hook]

Und wenn vom Himmel einmal Donner grollt, ich steh' stramm

Für dich werd' ich zum Fichtenstamm

Auch bei Flut, Orkan und Lawinenschlamm

Lass sie kommen, ich steh stramm

Auf dem Berg zerbricht der Damm?

Lass es kommen, ich steh stramm

Auch wenn Lava mich entflammt

Denn nur für dich steh' ich stramm

[Post-Hook]

Seite an Seite für immer, Seite an Seite für immer

Seite an Seite für immer

So, this is it from my side and I hope my message reaches the people it concerns

I wish every single one of you the best for the future

that all your dreams and wishes will be fulfilled and you find happiness in life

that you find something to dedicate your life to, something where you find fulfillment and joy

something productive to do entire day

something you can take pride in

your place in society

where you can reach your full potential and fulfill your dreams

I greet you all anons and wish you the best

Farid Bang releases his new album genki dama in may, listen to it if you find the oppurtunity

Genki Dama rhymes with Kendrick Lamar

Never forget anons, even if you are a trainwreck

A wreck is where treasures lie buried at

Zitat von Alligatoah

I think davy liked another song from this album

the 2 I post now are my favorites. There is also another funny song where he puts very big emphasis how important school is. For example how would you slang dope when you have no knowledge of mathematics. Or how would you brawl if you have no idea about anatomy.

Davy thank you too for your help with my CSS

of all the files I miss most from my collection, it is the saddam video with that swedish catchy song in background

And I hope you liked the music I posted. Those were some of my favorites

Generally if you get interested in Doychlund music, check out anything from Frankfurt/Mannheim region

Moses Pelham, Azad, Cassandra Steen, Sabrina Setlur, Xavier Naidoo, Namika, Torch, Apache 207

Those have the best acts. Rhyme Engineer Kollegah is Düsseldorf based but he is originally from Frankfurt area too

>>4352

and now to you my friend

since you posted the pikku already, I will post a new one to avoid doubles on dawns board

This pic here referencing the serbistaani flag hifumi I did not delete from my lurk folder.

It is from my christmas special in december.

It will be forever in my hifumi folder.

Whoever of you made it, I want to thank you again.

It made me very happy when I saw it!

And I hope that my christmas special made at least some of you happy

I remember chijo was not happy about the coffee though

Next time I will think of something better

If I am around

signed,

Serbborg

serbborg@airmail.cc

From time to time, write me hate mail about how much of a faggot I am

make sure you use good comparisons, metaphors and word play in them

Thank you for hearing me out and reading this autistic crap here if you did

It was a heavy burden on me for the past few weeks and I had to get it out

>Substantiv Reimkette

>Unterkiefer breche

>Bullemie Patienten

>Juweliergeschäften

>Schmuck-Vitrinen Ketten

>Bundesliga Wetten

6 sylabel rhyme pr0n

>Okay meine Freunde

>das war die Glodar Abschieds-Party

>Man sieht sich, meine Freunde

>Ey das is wie Spiegel

>Man sieht sich, meine Freunde

>Yeah

So und jetzt liebe Leute, geht es weiter mit Glodar's Nachtgespräch. Ihr seid alle herzlich eingeladen zu einer Letzten ebin Diskussion.

And now my dear, we continue with Glodar's night-talk. All of you are kindly invited to participate in one last ebin serious disqussion.