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 No.59134

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7335 on: Today at 06:59:10 AM »

Quote from: K_Dubb on Today at 06:45:12 AM

This is all my fault, papi. It is only because you are hot, and kind to me. I am so sorry. If you need to kick me around a little, I understand.

Keeping it a buck, while I'm not at all impressed with your shenanigans of late, I know that slapping you around would give you a woody. And I'd rather not engage in that kind of thing right now.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7342 on: Today at 07:05:59 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:03:35 AM

With all the weird stalking that goes on between you and people on ellgab, I'm surprised no other photos of me have been posted.

You claim they're all over the net. Why not post some as proof that you don't give a shit?

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7348 on: Today at 07:14:10 AM »

I just realised how apropos the sub header of your show is! End of Days: The Michael Decon Program. You are a script running on a server! You are a computer program. You are not a human being! This is why you cannot inflect, express emotion appropriately and it is why Lee recommends you seek a vocal coach. Of course, being a robot, no vocal coaching would ever aid your emotionless voice. This is quite the Eureka moment!

Edit: "Everyone knows, I was born in front of a computer." - Actual quote from the Michael Decon.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7350 on: Today at 07:21:46 AM »

Even though you're a cunt, I kinda like you in some vague, hateful way.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7351 on: Today at 07:27:59 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:05:40 AM

He's desperate for attention…

I think you're getting me confused with Jackstar.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7353 on: Today at 07:31:11 AM »

Quote from: K_Dubb on Today at 06:57:02 AM

I have often seen it. Act all disgusted in public but once you are alone with them it is spank me daddy.

I would never and have never fucked a man in the ass. That is why I'm Bunny, and he's Papi.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7360 on: Today at 07:47:26 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:31:40 AM

I've generated an audience and continue to make more money doing [my show] than anyone else [on BellGab.]

Prove it, McFly.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:31:40 AM

Nobody listens to anything you are involved with…

Oh, I do have a few people who immensely enjoy what it is I do. I have the numbers, and they're higher than you'd expect. But I don't do what I do for numbers (for the thousandth time). If I can move one person with my words, its worth more to me than a million who aren't really listening for the right reasons. I don't need to flaunt my accomplisments to feel connected to the world. I am wired differently to you. And workaholism is an American quality, not a South African one. My values are not the same as yours. We live our lives in different contexts, as different people. You consistently listen and consume my content (maybe not 'Azzerae's World' now, but definitely my GabCast appearances). And before I began critiquing your show, you actually paid me compliments, said I was amusing and expressed a liking for what it is I did. I never listened to your show for more than a few minutes at a time because I couldn't subject myself to your voice. Daniel was even easier on the ears. I personally don't feel like you are a good interviewer. But I'm not just hating, I'm being as brutally honest as you are. Good for you for having an audience. But your ego is much bigger than your level of talent or list of achievements. And that's unappealing.

Edit: Kudos to you for what you have accomplished. I was never vocal about my aversion to your show when you went solo because I saw us as friends and didn't want to hurt your feelings. I don't down you now because I wish to hurt you, I am just being straightforward since you seem to constantly disregard my wellbeing.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:31:40 AM

I don't use "end of days" FYI.

Why? Is it because you want to distance yourself from the initial association with Daniel?

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 No.59135

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AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7375 on: Today at 08:01:49 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:50:34 AM

another SJW woke up

You're a dyed-in-the-wool leftist. You don't get to cast such aspersions.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7376 on: Today at 08:02:32 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 07:52:52 AM

That's the most truthful thing you've posted all night.

You need a brain scan.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7381 on: Today at 08:05:24 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:04:08 AM

You need a razor blade and a bathtub.

A handful of phrases on shuffle. Rinse. Repeat. Faggotry in full force: Presto!

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7384 on: Today at 08:07:21 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:03:49 AM

LOL okay.

Its true. Until I told you I don't really like your show because of your voice, you were cool with me. I see why it is you get along with Rubini now - you both have brittle little egos and noodledicks.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7391 on: Today at 08:14:25 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:13:34 AM

You voted for Obama twice.

Your voice is robotic and MV said you need vocal coaching.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7392 on: Today at 08:15:25 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:14:08 AM

People online are not your friends.

Pretend to laugh publicly while you cry privately in the fetal position with your thumb in your mouth.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7409 on: Today at 08:27:00 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:22:54 AM

Your voice is high-pitched and agitating.

Of course it is. Am I supposed to deny that? At least I sound vaguely human.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 08:22:54 AM

Vocal coaching, I'll make sure to remember that when I'm at the ATM.

So money is your only goal? There is nothing else to you? Interesting.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7420 on: Today at 08:31:07 AM »

Quote from: K_Dubb on Today at 08:28:33 AM

I like Michael Decon's star better.

You are Michael Decon's chocolate starfish.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7513 on: Today at 10:02:56 AM »

Quote from: Corona Kitty on Today at 09:22:14 AM

stubbed my toe

I just know this is a euphemism for something gay. I feel it in my bones. You sick fucks.

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7519 on: Today at 10:13:49 AM »

Quote from: K_Dubb on Today at 09:33:09 AM

No he is way too hot for a parking lot. All he would have to do is sit at home on onlyfans and talk to guys online.

Why do guys who swing both ways always seem to have underbites?

AZZERAE

The Michael Decon Program

« Reply #7521 on: Today at 10:14:52 AM »

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on Today at 09:33:37 AM

[Decon is] studying my old posts now?

Faggotry confirmed.

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 No.59136

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Hear my voice go up 2 octaves.

Hear me issue orders and edicts.

Hear me make death threats.

Hear me kill people.

Hear me do anything for your attention.

I am Azzy the Bellgab chew toy, and I can be your for Chirstmas too!

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