No.46844[Last 50 Posts]
I've started to dig on google about the jewish toilet goals.
- The guy who made the world toilet organization received two award from two diferent jewish organizations.
- George soros open society has made sanitation one of their goals, Soros donated 10 million to some non profit organization in bangladesh to install toilets.
- The Sustainable Sanitation Alliance receive funding from the Bill Gates Fundation.
- One of the top 4 major toilet producers (Kohler Co) in the world was funded by a jewish inmigrant.
- Having every human on earth shitting on toilets has been declared a core goal for the Agenda 30 of the Millenium development goals of the UN.
- Jews own several of the major toilet paper producers on the planet
- Procter&Gamble 42% of it's supplier materials comes from jewish companies.
- Kimberly-Clark 60% of it's entire stock is owned by the State of Israel.
- Georgia-Pacific has a jew CEO.
- Central National-Gottesman is family owned by a jew family
- Jews developed an entire market of kosher toilet paper
- Jews also own the soap industry:
- Dr. Bronner’s soap company was made by jews that escaped the holocaust.
- Church and Dwight donates money to Jewish charities and fundations.
- Palmolive entire soap lines are kosher approved
Why is wiping your ass with toilet paper after shitting on toilets promoted among kids and among poor nations by the UN?
Why is George soros donating money to poor nations to build toilets?
Why is one of the major development goals for 2030 of the UN to have every human shitting on a toilet?
Why is toilet paper used as argument to invade venezuela?
Why jewish companies spend millions on TV advertising so we buy soaps and toilet paper?
Why the soap jew meme was invented in the first place?
Why nobody mentions how nobody talks about the jew toilet conspiracy?
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No.46845
Now this is some real conspiracy shit!
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No.46856
jews do have an obsession with shit…..
You have peeked my interest
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No.46860
>>46844
Do you think we could push this theory on /pol/ and make them stop using soap/toilets? I feel there's a lot of potential for trolling here.
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No.46863
>>46860
>Trolling
I'm sorry but if you actually use modern toilets you're a complete fucking tard.
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No.46866
>>46863
>not wafflestomping
Never gonna make it.
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No.46868
I believe this is absolutely 100% true, because I have read it on the internet.
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No.46872
>/leftypol/ or similar group makes some retarded false flag thread then immediately talks about spamming /pol/ with it
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No.46878
>>46860
jews also push for healthy eating and eating lots of fiber.
What happens when you eat lots of fiber?
You shit more?
Eating Fiber = jew propaganda so you shit more and therefore have to use more toilet paper.
Otherwise why the jews want every pajeet and chink and african to use toilets and toilet paper by 2030 if they wouldn't profit from selling toilets and toilet paper?
Imagine billions of people using toilet paper and all that profit that the jew toilet paper companies would have.
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No.46879
They are spraying soy on toilet paper to increase soy intake rates. Pajeet is the last one truly fighting the deep soy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xtfmdSmrFs
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No.46902
>>46878
Exactly. Not many people know this, but for most of human history, the average person defecated once a week or so. The idea that we have to shit every day otherwise we're "constipated" started getting heavily pushed by Big Toilet after WWII. Do you really think it's healthy for your body to produce that much waste?
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No.46906
>>46902
After WWII is also when fake addictive foods starting to be produced too.
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No.46950
>>46844
>Why is wiping your ass with toilet paper after shitting on toilets promoted among kids and among poor nations by the UN?
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>Why is George soros donating money to poor nations to build toilets?
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>Why is one of the major development goals for 2030 of the UN to have every human shitting on a toilet?
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>Why is toilet paper used as argument to invade venezuela?
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>Why jewish companies spend millions on TV advertising so we buy soaps and toilet paper?
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>Why the soap jew meme was invented in the first place?
So shitskins remain alive longer and consume precious tapwater to flush shit instead.
This favoring dysgenic demography and overpopulation, which ultimately is used against Whites.
This, when also applied to our countries, has all the migrants throwing their own feces and contraceptives into our waters, heavily burdening our filtering installations. Contraceptives aren't filtered anyway, which increases the hormonal disturbance that finds its way in tapwater, which people drink.
Because if shitskins didn't have access to toilets, they'd drop their shit in buckets, stay where it is and it would never reach rivers.
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No.46952
most toilet paper is recycled and thus has BPA in it
then you wipe your butthole with it, where the skin is very very thin. something to think about
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No.46955
Toilet Talk..
Dutch media calling out for 8chan: "Unregulated Breeding Ground For Terrorists and Security Services Are Very Worried About These Sites"
https://nos.nl/nieuwsuur/artikel/2276136-terreurexpert-dader-christchurch-gedreven-door-ideologie-alt-right.html
Oh Yeah: The Security Services Could Not Get Their Funds Fixed For The Next Years
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No.46956
>>46952
maybe this is why some brands cause irritation
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No.46966
>>46952
A part of the conspiracy but not evil enough. Many countries are banning Bisphenol A whole.
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No.46967
>>46955
What will we do if 8chan gets shut down? Should we create a bunker?
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No.46968
The Jews have been under our asses the entire time
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No.46969
>>46952
>>46966
if the third eye is really located in the cloaca, then could that be used to calcify it en masse?
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No.46973
>>46966
Not a single country has banned BPA.
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No.47004
>Jews also own the soap industry
I lol'd.
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No.47007
So your absorb BPAs and chemicals that make your a faggot through your skin with the products you buy from them like soaps with plastics, lotion with little visible beads, and phytoestrogens and gay flowers in shampoos.
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No.47008
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No.47099
>>46878
Actually fiber will leave a lot less of a mess, so you will need less paper.
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No.47103
Why do we force our children to sit in school chairs every day, even though we know it is criüüling for their backs? Why have most adults in western civilizations back problems?
If you shit without a toilet, you need to be able to do the baby squat.
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No.47109
>>47103
That chair makes me feel physically uncomfortable.
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No.47110
>>47109
>that chair when that chair was five years ago
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No.47205
We're through the looking glass here, people. Clearly the JEW invented hygiene to forever enslave the WHITE MAN. Ever notice that you have to bathe daily or else get rejected by society? The only logical, level-headed thing to do is to do the exact opposite of what they say. I, for one, will no longer bathe, nor shall I wipe after defecation, which I shall now only perform weekly.
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No.47215
>>47205
And also writing. The ancient Celts and Germanic tribes saw writing for what it really is - a tool of the Jew that makes us dumber by weakening our ability to memorize things… Yesterday I burned all my books and threw all the pens and pencils away. Don't you think it's weird how there's such a stigma against illiterate people in a supposedly progressive society? Do you ever wonder why the school system puts so much emphasis on teaching us how to read and write? We spend years learning those "skills"… because it's not natural. It's not what we were meant to do. And it's suppressing our natural powers.
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No.47241
>>47205
soap unironically lowers testosterone
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No.47243
>>47205
Oh America and your meme lifestyles. Daily bathing is actually bad for you and Americans attempt to bathe three times a day as being "ideal."
>>47215
Ancient Celts and Germanics had writing systems, not that an American would know history of course.
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No.47257
>>47243
Yes, yes, you like to smell "natural." Don't you have a country to surrender to, Frenchie?
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No.47263
>>47257
>Frenchie
>pic's filename is Russian
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No.47291
>toilet paper
I mean the solution is right in front of your eyes, yet you are so conditioned you cannot see it.
Here is the question that will awaken you.
Why do you wash your dishes with water but clean your ass with paper?
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No.47295
>>47291
paper is absorbent and somewhat abrasive, but you can use water if you really want to (looks totally messy and paper is still used to dry off so pointless, unless living in country where paper can't be processed by water treatment facility)
Scott also sells pre-moistened toilet-safe wipes
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No.47334
ah yes
let's just start shitting the streets
also being raised muslim, you are taught to wash your ass with water after shitting
they must know something about the jewish toilet the west does not
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No.47352
>>47295
Apparently those wipes actually clog the sewers, so the real conspiracy here is companies promoting "toilet safe" wipes that destroy our insfrastructure for a quick buck.
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No.47379
>>46950
>worshipping cumskins
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No.47396
>>47263
Or the Frenchie saved a file from a Russian and didn't change the name. Seriously, go get some fresh air. The fumes from all that Paris "aroma" are starting to get to you.
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No.47787
>thought it was weird my other family members shat nowhere near as much as I did, including my mother who shits just once a week
>now it turns out I'm the weird one by shitting approx. twice a day and with my absolute longest gap being around 48 hours
Really? All this time I thought defecation rate was down purely to your metabolism. Gym rats are borderline bulimic whilst fat cunts are literally full of shit. I'm in the gym a lot so I assumed that sped up all of my processes.
How do those of you who shit every few days manage? Surely after that length of time I would've thought your shit would start to rot your innards?
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No.47789
>>47787
I've been on both sides of the spectrum - used to shit twice a week, now do it every day - and I also think it comes down 70% to metabolism, 30% diet. What I remember from my constipated days is that I felt clean for not having to wipe my ass so often, but also like there was something wrong with me. Sometimes I wonder how could I survive all those years with all that shit inside me, and is it still inside me? How do I get it out? It's kinda weird when you think about it, we know more about deep space than what's inside of our asshole…
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No.47793
>>46844
Because nobody likes rivers and streams filled with human feces are you fucking retarded OP
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No.48001
>>46844
Even bad guys have standards of cleanliness?
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No.48054
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No.48065
>>46844
Based. Outhouses are superior to the compromised toilet.
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No.51944
Preserve your prostate take the squatty potty pill
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No.51946
>>47789
>both sides of the spectrum
Would that be the Rectum Spectrum, anon?
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No.51963
>>46844
Raise the standard so that they control the standard. Just like oil.
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No.51964
guys what if the vampires are planning to unflush all of the toilets back up our ass>?
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No.51971
>>46844
This is simmilair to OPEC.
Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries,
Literally dependence on paper. Muslims have it figured out.
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No.52018
>>47295
>paper is still used to dry off
No, you use a towel. Obviously. Why would you waste money on disposable cloths if you're clean through washing? Just dry your ass the same as you'd dry it after a shower.
>>47787
>defecation rate was down purely to your metabolism
Exactly this. It even changes in the same person if they change their lifestyle. I used to shit once a day pretty reliably, but now that I've lost some weight, am more active, and have a physically demanding job, I shit twice per day. And I'm not really eating that much more, and it's a lot less per shit, whereas when it was once a day it was toilet-destroying torpedoes.
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No.52661
>>47241
>this
So does soy.
There are soaps out there that don't have the chemicals making the frogs gay so you should get that instead of not bathing like that fag implied.
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No.56797
I have been trying to warn every one about the dangers of BIG POOP. Why does BIG POOP want to diddle my turds? What is in it for BIG POOP? NOT EVEN SEPTIC TANKS ARE SAFE! I bottle my stool and urine so that my shit is un molested, by the sticky fingers of BIG POOP. BIG POOP is a load of shit.
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