e73e76 No.16656164
We all know it. We all hate it. We all swallow Gillette razor blades because of it.
And now? Now we're going to hopefully end it for good, aside from a few side things that you'd have to threaten to rape my waifu for me to do them.
>What the hell is going on, OP?
Today, July 1st, is the day that Ackk Studios, the hacks who created this shitpile of the game called YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, promised to spill the beans on how to get the ungodly elusive third ending. With this, we can finally see the ultimate ending of the game and be able to rest easy knowing that it had a satisfying ending that single-handedly makes the experience worth i-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Why do you care? Endings 1 and 2 were utter shit.
Yes, but I want to never have to play this game again. The sooner I achieve that, the better.
>A promise doesn't mean anything, considering this faggot's track record.
I have a backup plan so this thread wasn't a total waste. Pic 5 related.
>YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR TWENTY DOLLARS BACK
I know. It hurts.
>So where will this happen?
https://cytu.be/r/uncommontimeafterparty Right there. Feel free to add videos while we wait, unless I should start the "surprise" game now.
0a64e7 No.16656182
can anyone sum up the Dick cameo I cant be arsed to touch this game
cc7211 No.16656185
Is the main character seriously wearing a shirt advertising the development team?
e0174d No.16656187
>only time of the week that I have something to do
I'm never ever going to watch these streams from beginning to end.
a06761 No.16656188
>>16656164
Can't wait, because I'm sure the cuck is just bullshitting us.
4263b6 No.16656192
>>16656172
>another leftist developer screeching that gamers are children for not liking his shit product
Like pottery.
90071c No.16656194
>>16656164
GET READY FOR THE PAIN TRAIN
40b7cc No.16656195
e678d2 No.16656208
OP, I think you have an unhealthy obsession.
e73e76 No.16656216
31e478 No.16656227
>>16656208
Show me a gamer with a healthy obsession. I don't think you'll find any.
4263b6 No.16656232
>>16656227
I'm obsessed with stories about vanilla harems that end up in marriage and pregnancy. That's healthy.
1c036a No.16656237
>>16656227
All obsessions are unhealthy by definition, retard.
aebade No.16656241
>>16656172
Jesus, he sounds about as much of a fag as I'd expect
e1f1e7 No.16656255
>>16656232
That sounds nice. Have any recs?
cc7211 No.16656260
>>16656227
WiiFit speedrunners.
309e8e No.16656271
e678d2 No.16656272
>>16656227
My only obsession is with Großgermaniums, perfectly natural and healthy.
789222 No.16656274
>>16656216
What's another healthy obsession you have?
842791 No.16656281
>>16656172
>Think I'm an artist
>Create art
>People interpret my art differently than how I wanted, and criticize it
>I don't want to be an artist anymore
4263b6 No.16656304
>>16656255
Too few, sadly.
Wild Romance is a fluffy one where the protagonist bags himself a harem consisting of a fox girl, cat girl, dog girl and tanuki girl, who are all his childhood friends.
Kyonyuu Fantasy is relatively good, though the sex scenes drag on for too long. Has a surprisingly engaging plot for what it is.
Eiyuu Senki is similar to Rance, only without the raping part. Good art and somewhat fun gameplay, though it pales to Rance.
Evenicle is good for the most part, though one wife gets raped by pigmen and then you have to marry her. Alice Soft are cucks, but beggars can't be choosers.
Duel Savior requires you to unlock the harem route (by playing through all the heroine routes beforehand), but it's pretty much the best route in the whole game. Just be aware that the little sister route is pure shit and understand you have to suffer for the harem ending.
As for games with a harem ending you have Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Criminal Girls 1 and 2, Little King Story for the Vita, Tales of Wuxia, Conception 1 and 2.
Sadly, most of the good shit is locked behind the moonrune wall.
f3cfe6 No.16656342
>>16656304
>Sadly, most of the good shit is locked behind the moonrune wall.
<Implying that a man of culture won't learn moonrunes for his waifus
6d64c0 No.16656356
>tfw shit internet
>Twitch doesn't allow "smaller" streams to have quality options
Fuck. I keep missing this stuff, missed Anonymouse agony too.
cc7211 No.16656361
>>16656356
You could have good internet and twitch would still work like shit because it's quite possibly the single most badly optimized video playback site on the planet.
9324c3 No.16656363
>>16656361
>>16656356
Have you tried using youtube-dl or streamlink?
4263b6 No.16656366
>>16656342
Working on it, sadly being a wagecuck severely limits the amount of time and energy I have available to learning.
6d64c0 No.16656370
>>16656363
I haven't actually, but my shit tier internet also comes with a tiny datacap that means I need to not view much if I want to pirate or download a vidya.
cc7211 No.16656372
>>16656363
It's mandatory for anyone who doesn't want ~3 GB of their RAM pissed away on whatever in the fuck noneuclidean spaghetti code horseshit twitch runs off of.
789222 No.16656379
>>16656274
>>16656216
Hey, nigger. I asked you a question.
e73e76 No.16656395
>>16656274
>>16656379
Whoops, my bad.
That would be with my wife, Magilou.
f3cfe6 No.16656400
>>16656366
>mfw my job encourages me to learn languages thus playing nippon vidya is not a loss but an activity
I am really surprised why people are not learning more languages and start being translators. Don't ever work at the vidya gay industry, just be translators at law firms, hospitals or companies.
9324c3 No.16656403
>>16656395
Magilou's divine pits
2877fc No.16656415
>>16656403
>Pit nigger
Fuck off back to r/kappa
789222 No.16656422
>>16656395
That doesn't seem unhealthy, but ok. So long as you're happy with her, anon.
9324c3 No.16656427
>>16656423
>2D of 3D of 2D
Life is funny.
4263b6 No.16656428
>>16656411
>Evangelion Q never
Fuck you Anno.
a222c0 No.16656440
>>16656429
She's only good for raping the self-absorbed bitch out of her.
b4005a No.16656448
>>16656400
Would learning German, Polish or Ukrainian be a worthwhile venture? They're my ancestry and I'm not enough of a weeb to consider taking 10 years to learn Japanese.
I also could relearn French, but fuck that.
00b03a No.16656452
>having any waifu from Eva
You people make me sick.
e1f1e7 No.16656472
>>16656304
Thanks for all the recs.
>though one wife gets raped
Except for this one.
702da6 No.16656482
>>16656452
>Being a furfag
I'll take a evafag any day.
90071c No.16656488
>>16656452
Don't throw stones from fur-covered houses.
37fb6c No.16656493
YIIK, how do I unpack this?
6d64c0 No.16656520
>>16656493
With 7zip, obviously.
702da6 No.16656566
>>16656493
>unpack
That's the second time I've seen that term. What does it mean in sjw lingo?
a222c0 No.16656577
>>16656448
Ukrainian and Polish are worth while. Hungarian is a bit harder, but also probably worth it.
a222c0 No.16656582
>>16656452
Imagine being a fursodomite.
00b03a No.16656587
>>16656482
>>16656488
>not enjoying the beauty of fluffy 2D women
You have my pity. You’re also missing the point
90071c No.16656600
>>16656587
The only acceptable fluffy.
e73e76 No.16656622
>>16656403
Don't tempt me to turn this into a Magilou dump. I won't, please don't ban me vols
>16656415
You're not getting my (You).
>>16656422
Thank you, and nice ID trips and dubs.
>>16656600
Is the animu that the second pic is from worth watching? I can look up the source myself, I just want to know if it's worth the wait.
Anyway I'm sick of waiting, so we're playing the mystery game. Link in OP.
00b03a No.16656625
>>16656622
Are you a massive tank autist? If so yes you’ll enjoy it.
90071c No.16656628
>>16656622
>Is the animu that the second pic is from worth watching?
It's better than it has any right to be. Well worth a watch
702da6 No.16656630
>>16656600
Dubsman is correct.
>>16656587
Furfaggot is entierly wrong on so many levels, it's not even funny.
9a5743 No.16656635
>>16656622
No Magilouposting.
e8871e No.16656667
e73e76 No.16656674
>>16656635
You can't use a picture of my favorite 2hu to shame me, that's cheating.
Also the game is Max An Autistic Journey: Max's Birthday, for those who didn't care about mysteries.
e984de No.16656703
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Behold the pinnacle of RPG maker games that transport you to the autism realm.
37fb6c No.16656730
>>16656566
When there's nothing to explain about some common sense thing that they hate, but they have to pad the article, so they deconstruct the common sense thing into being something somehow bad
23c396 No.16656737
>>16656452
guaranteed replies
8ed9f3 No.16656749
>>16656703
>Argent
Good taste. I miss Aurini and the neo-reaction wave that rocketed on the first exodus
e984de No.16656782
Hyde, is this your review?
e73e76 No.16656790
e984de No.16656791
>>16656790
Don't lie nigger :^)
1cd38b No.16656818
>>16656164
>Soy the Game
>actual thread for Soy The Game
why?
121d37 No.16656825
>>16656372
<It's mandatory for anyone who doesn't want ~3 GB of their RAM pissed away on whatever in the fuck noneuclidean spaghetti code horseshit twitch runs off of.
>blaming twitch and not xsplit
I have no problems with OBS, but I also have enough RAM to not cry about video processing/broadcasting software using up ~3gb.
cc7211 No.16656837
>>16656825
Love it when tech illiterate people try and spout opinions regarding things they are addicted to but don't even comprehend remotely.
3895e7 No.16656843
>>16656227
Are waifus a healthy obsession?
e73e76 No.16656847
We're going to play a YIIK parody next because STILL NO ENDING THREE FUCK.
121d37 No.16656849
>>16656837
>implying i'm tech illiterate
You've confused stream broadcasting software with stream viewing software, or at least made your thought ambiguous… When I watch twitch streams none of my browsers use 3gb; so I made the assumption you're a retard that doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
565dec No.16656867
>>16656818
the same reason we have Uncommon Time threads
cc7211 No.16656896
So did the developer ever say anything yet or what?
3895e7 No.16656910
>>16656896
Not yet apparently.
e984de No.16656921
WE'VE REACHED PEAK RPG MAKER
3895e7 No.16656967
>>16656921
We can only pray that it won't get worse.
6f27ed No.16657004
>>16656967
It will, but in a very hilarious way.
3895e7 No.16657012
>>16657004
You were right in the worst way possible.
e984de No.16657027
>Everyone watching this game right now
0ecbc0 No.16657043
>>16657027
>Tom Bombadil, Elder of the Autism Realm
f42032 No.16657068
>>16656281
>>16656172
Quick somebody edit this
>I deliberately created a thing that got interpreted differently and now I'm mad
df941d No.16657138
>>16657129
Dev seems to have cucked out and isn't revealing jack shit, but hopefully that could change. I bet there was never a third ending.
928a4e No.16657142
>>16656448
learn german.
polish and ukrainian are useless, just learn russian instead, theyre irrelevant countries anyways and all speak russian as second language
928a4e No.16657150
the only difference between
>>16656630
>>16656600
and
>>16656452
is 1 chink magic rune letter
both are for faggots
8f21da No.16657168
>>16656164
>Imagine being a low key developer trying to shill your failed low testosterone sjw project on /v/ by being a defeatist about it
>Shoving this pile of shit game on the front page when nobody cares instead of letting it die a quick death like it should have
I miss it when /v/ used to discuss good video games and not current year trash like this. Oh well, back to /vg/ I go.
df941d No.16657175
>>16657168
>discussing good video games
>/vg/
67c849 No.16657201
>>16656237
Being a fanatic about something doesn't have to be bad homo.
fa809c No.16657217
Apparently I got a sudden ban? I just wanted to comment on the stream. What happened? Someone was spamming boi repeatedly.
e73e76 No.16657226
Arbalest, get a new name and come back. Sorry.
6f27ed No.16657231
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's an aperitif for you.
cedd16 No.16657323
>>16656172
The problem this guy had was going into a game with the intention of writing a story.
Very few veteran devs can pull that off and this guy was a complete newbie in the industry, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
6589d7 No.16657330
>>16657323
Nah, the problem is this guy has terrible pacing and tonal whiplash all over the place.
Fucker couldn't write a story unless he wrote implicit instructions for how to open the book first. 3 times
3895e7 No.16657369
When the fuck are those devs gonna spill the beans about Ending 3?
850a30 No.16657386
>>16657323
he's also just not good at writing.
<the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion
This is an actual fucking phrase used in the game.
Nothing that contains words can be considered good if it tends towards so much redundancy they say the same fucking thing three times in a single line.
5811c9 No.16657391
>YIIK stream
>enter
>suddenly pony rpgmaker game
>autism special attacks
>metokur of all fucking things
>now YE YE (YE)
what am I watching
850a30 No.16657394
>>16657391
>what am I watching
stream anon's descent into madness as he waits for a third ending that will never come.
e0d7ad No.16657396
Why the fuck would you even want to look at this piece of shit SJW game that not even SJWs like?
28f2e5 No.16657418
>>16656172
>Went to school with their character designer
The was cute.
ec762f No.16657464
Truly a masterpiece of game design.
3895e7 No.16657503
And the devs still haven't said shit about Ending 3.
29be28 No.16657548
What a stream, thanks for enduring that autism for us.
>>16657503
I doubt there is an ending 3, I bet he plans on making one, patching it in, and pretending it was there all along.
442091 No.16657557
>>16656164
>game was so shit that the usual skilled people that datamine hidden stuff in games in a matter of hours after release didn't care enough to even check if there was an ending at all
c72f82 No.16657581
>>16656172
>My obvious self insert was supposed to be an unlikable piece of shit
>My game is special and unique, yet is riding on the concept of being a "love letter" to retro gaymen like mother
>People want an atlas shrugged tier character, that's why they hated my terrible writing
>Writing about a character naturally progressing from asshole to a good hearted person is somehow unique to my game
Literally Phil fish 2.0. He's basically the stereotypical hipster narcissist in every way, in that he apes past concepts while not understanding what made them great, then when he gets called on it, he throws a tantrum about "society".
4d377c No.16657601
>>16656164
soyboy Cuck characters
6d4578 No.16657602
Remember to play S4 League!
e73e76 No.16657635
yeah fuck this I can't be bothered to wait any more. I'm doing something else. Will bump thread with a shitton of redtext if the dev isn't a lying faggot. Hope you guys enjoyed the streams, despite the false advertising it turned out to be. Sorry for that, by the way.
ac86ad No.16658103
>Check dev's twitter.
>Last tweet was 13th of May.
It's dead, Jim.
bb47a8 No.16658120
Aren't there already 3 endings though?
e73e76 No.16658125
>>16658120
Nope. There's Ending 1, the standard "reality gets BTFO, Alex goes to Soul Space, player is recruited to kill the original Alex" end, Ending 2, the WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING "Alex goes to KNN, does errands, finds Semi again, nothing important is revealed" ending. Ending 3 is yet to be revealed.
2d8ec5 No.16658156
>>16658125
You can get ending 3 by pressing alt+f4
bb47a8 No.16658158
>>16658125
technically there's also the joke bad ending
e73e76 No.16658174
>>16658158
which one, Alex joining the Dark Alexs or telling Alex to fuck off
bb47a8 No.16658176
>>16658174
wait there's multiple joke bad endings? nevermind then
679486 No.16658185
>>16656172
I am surprised that this hasn't attracted the "games aren't art" crowd on here. Or did those faggots finally die out?
Video games are Gesamtkunstwerke
c77cd4 No.16658187
>>16657068
There is the concept of existence and now I am mad.
24f53a No.16658199
>>16656172
>what is no more fucking heroes
>you know, a game directed by a person with a genuine love and understanding of the medium
>who actually developed a game considered an auteur piece
>who actually wrote his own stuff starting out in his own studio before ripping off Star Wars to get into the mainstream
You know what faggots, let's make this a No More Heroes and Grasshopper Manufacture thread instead. Do you think Goichi will have the balls to kill off Travis in the first five minutes of 3 as a commentary of how nostalgia murders the cultural icons we love?
Granted, considering how (((modern agitprop))) insists on having the viewers worship narcissistic, sociopathic and outright misanthropic (((antihero))) pieces of shit as examples to emulate it's utterly an achievement how he got Twatter to unanimously hate his SI.
It incenses me that this hackwork got featured in Travis Strikes Again, in a series that handily achieved his excuse for his failure with flying colors and not flaming hipster flagrancy.
f42032 No.16658222
>>16658199
>Do you think Goichi will have the balls to kill off Travis in the first five minutes of 3 as a commentary of how nostalgia murders the cultural icons we love?
He already did exactly this in the first level of Travis Strikes Again. Fantastic game. "Games are meant to be played, not lived".
Also half the shirts in TSA are from shit games but Suda51 doesn't really care about the final "quality" of their products as much as the passion and will of a bunch of small time programmers and artists to make something they wanted to make regardless of whether it'll be financially successful or not, much like Doug Tennapel said they would do back in the eighties and nineties. It doesn't really matter what game it is as long as you, like, make game.
c81fe1 No.16658234
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>>16658222
>as long as you, like, make game.
Kind of like this, you mean?
f42032 No.16658264
>>16658234
except for that guy
03d85a No.16658319
>>16656172
>Video games are art, but only when 100% of video games are leftist-produced "2deep4u" cynical stories about self-insert hipsters who speak exclusively in TV Tropes lingo.
Even if any of you think video games are art, you shouldn't, because these are the people that are attracted to the concept of art. You're not going to get professional artists, composers, or programmers getting into video games because you call it art, you're going to get people who are the equivalent of anime tertiaries and quaternaries(e.g. People who make Jojo references and joke about the FBI on reflex any time an underage character is in the foreground)
>>16656304
All those sound pretty good, except for that spoiler.
c9a309 No.16658649
>>16656164
>buying (((Gillette)))
c9a309 No.16658668
>>16656304
>who are all his childhood friends.
>>16656304
>As for games with a harem ending you have Neverwinter Nights
nani? how do you do that?
9f81d5 No.16658865
>>16658199
The problem is that Travis has some likeable traits that make us put up with his negative traits and thus the creator has made us willing to watch him grow. The Y2Cuck creator has given his main character no likeable traits whatsoever. At every opportunity, the main character only ever antagonizes other characters or goes on lengthy monologues about how everything is beneath him or some middle school grade nihilism.
Travis is a big dork and weeb who's only doing cool things because of his goals which vary from game to game but are usually fairly relateable (such as trying to fuck a hot French girl). Y2Cuck's protagonist is a know-it-all jackass who is begrudgingly participating in this adventure because the writing demands it of him.
>>16656427
I go outside every day, participate in social and work events I have no interest in to hopefully some day meet a woman that beautiful and wife her
00b03a No.16658874
>>16658865
>human isabelle
>chasing 3DPD
>being a fucking normalfag
2c1f9d No.16658945
00b03a No.16658951
>>16658945
Open his spoiler dumbass.
abfcf0 No.16658967
>>16656600
That right there is a demon and it must be exterminated
a1189d No.16658991
>>16658874
Lol, do furfags get assblasted if you 0% furry their waifus?
abfcf0 No.16659012
>>16658991
>do furfags get mad if you make a perfect version of bowser instead of the pozzed wide bowser who's pretty much a furry tranny?
cfb762 No.16659023
>plagiarism 101
How… original.
9f81d5 No.16659081
>>16659012
>Magic changing your biology to make you female is the same as tranny shit
>Because she has a tail and horns it's furry shit
I don't even know where to start with this
cb7e1a No.16659088
>>16659081
I think futa bowsette is hot
29be28 No.16659202
>>16659097
You deserve banning here too, not just the cytube.
2c1f9d No.16659287
>>16659097
having pics like those saved should be bannable, posting three in one post should be grounds for a rangeban
3895e7 No.16659337
abfcf0 No.16659356
2c1f9d No.16659360
>>16659356
nigger posting "boi"
abfcf0 No.16659371
>>16659360
i somehow still have the cache but didn't notice it.
1ae1d8 No.16659562
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!!!!11!ONE1
2c1f9d No.16659579
>>16659562
Something happened?
ab4caf No.16659589
>>16659579
Someone got muted on the cytube stream last night, so he spurged out and spammed "BOI" in chat.
549c0a No.16659692
ab32eb No.16661381
>it's the 3rd of July everywhere now
>FaggStudios still hasn't said anything
Fucking hipsterniggers.
2c1f9d No.16661586
>>16661381
>it's fucking nothing all along
This is probably the best end for this trainwreck of a game.
8bf195 No.16661608
>>16661586
>the meta in this game is so pretentious the third ending is literally nothing
c76f5c No.16661621
>>16658668
expansion shadow of undertide has the new pc enter a relationship with aribeth and the drow assassin if you play your cards right. That’s it, shame I wanted the original Mc to be happy but his is a forever alone ending.
cbbc72 No.16662372
>>16656164
>those shitty glasses
I really fucking hate that hipster shit glasswear everytime I see it on any game in this day and age, and the hairdo, that too is also hipster shit. Makes me want to puch the living shit out of that faggot like the good old days in junior high on minecraft of course :^)
cbbc72 No.16662373
ab32eb No.16664738
Heh.
Also turns out the devs didn't just plagiarize books, they used music from Shadow of the Colossus in their previous game.
03430c No.16664753
>>16664738
So aside from that whole post being an obvious meme reference, what I want to know is where's the cave man whether he's telling the truth and that shit is actually in the game, or if it's just a dumb joke post.
ab32eb No.16664770
>>16664753
99.9999% sure it's just a joke. I doubt the author would do us a solid like allowing us to get Rory to kill himself.
03430c No.16664787
>>16664770
Good point I should have thought of that. There are lots of games that allow you to persuade people to kill themselves, but that's definitely not soy approved.
9583be No.16664816
>>16664738
>Also turns out the devs didn't just plagiarize books, they used music from Shadow of the Colossus in their previous game.
It's always the "muh games are art" cunts who are the less creative and artistic.
cc7211 No.16664900
>>16664816
Same for people who think scientists are inherently right, or all books contain knowledge, or all actors are talented and so on and so on. Equality is just an excuse to drag everyone down to your level.
c16cd6 No.16664999
Never heard of this, but from the title alone my expectations are, not high to say the very least.
0fd716 No.16665380
You don't get it, the third ending can't be datamined. Ergo, it's not in the game. The third ending is OP going to Soybeard's house IRL and strangling him for wasting 60+ hours of his life.
5811c9 No.16665386
>>16665380
>The third ending is OP going to Soybeard's house IRL and strangling him for wasting 60+ hours of his life.
stream when?
fa9402 No.16665411
e73e76 No.16668233
LOL
Should I stream that one shitty VN? You know, Our World Is Ended? Might as well put this thread to good use. Consider this the eternal prelude stream. And by eternal I mean until I realize this is a terrible idea.
0fd716 No.16668328
>>16668233
You still have that shit on your computer? Awesome.
cddc25 No.16668381
>>16668233
I am reminded of a story about a man who asked his rich neighbor to borrow him some money. It went something like this.
<Hey neighbor, could you lend me some money?
>No, and you can thank me for that.
<I can understand that you wouldn't want to lend me money, but why should I thank you?
>Because, I could have said that I would give you the money tomorrow, and tomorrow I would have told you to come next week, and next week I would have told you to come in two weeks, then in a month. You would have kept coming back to me, asking for the money, hoping that I would give it to you, and never would you have bothered asking someone else for the money. Now that you know that you won't receive a penny from me, you can go and ask someone else. So you can thank me for that.
This story could also be applied to Half Life 3 and many other sequels.
848fd3 No.16668395
>>16668381
except in the case of HL3 they could actually tell people they aren't doing one and people would still go "oh they said they aren't on the 11th month, 11-2=9 and 9 is 3/3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED"
5811c9 No.16668447
>>1666823
stream would be comfy
5811c9 No.16668451
e73e76 No.16668457
>>16668447
Setting things up, then. Link still in OP.
9f6ec0 No.16668664
c3b496 No.16668673
>>16656172
>smug cunt says people only play who the identify with
nigger I play MGS2 all the time