0b233f No.16368939
How the fuck did this game series from being adult Aladdin to edgy fucking grim lord??
The tone shift is so jarring.
3c3415 No.16368971
the first was really successful and they thought that tapping into the mid 2000's trend of gay edgy protags in combination of answering the criticism of the combat in the first game sucking would be a good idea instead of focusing on the fun platforming and puzzle solving and maybe re-contextualizing combat.
Western devs really struggle with good combat systems.
b89cc8 No.16368977
Couldn't be worse than Jak and Daxter's shift to grim dark.
0b233f No.16368984
The combat is way more fun in this for sure. But holy fuck what is this music and everything it seems like a fucking parpdy
bedecb No.16368994
drinking water and nothing but water in that game. also fuck that boss fight in the huge room.
16ce70 No.16369018
>>16368971
>instead of focusing on the fun platforming and puzzle solving
But that's what PoP 2008 did not very well, but not terribly either, and everybody hated it.
99135a No.16369031
>>16369018
The platforming and puzzles were brain dead easy
b61150 No.16369442
>Not racing your chariot to complete level 6 so you can decrypt the murderer's secret Excel database
4b599f No.16369537
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>>16368939
>How the fuck did this game series from being adult Aladdin to edgy fucking grim lord??
Because they were marketing to edgy fucking grimlord teens who listened to shit like Korn, Evenescence, System of a Down, and Marylin Manson. Pretending you have a mental illness for sympathy and attention, or to just absolve yourself of responsibility, isn't a new thing. And that's the kind of shit you get when you indulge these confused kids in their fantasies. The big difference between then and now is, that back then you gave kids prescription drugs and blamed their parents. Now, you give the kid hormone therapy and blame society.
0c43a8 No.16369608
>not liking Warrior Within
YOU BITCH
The Dahaka fight was pretty fucking neat. I liked a lot of the ideas presented in PoP, particularly every action being bound to a key and stringing those actions along into logical combos was something I had hoped to see in another game, but never did.
c56f30 No.16369745
Warrior Within is best PoP game. Too bad it is too good for this gay world.
b79b46 No.16369781
>Unleash catastrophe with the potential to end the world
>lose your family
>have to kill your father
>team up with pajeet princess to undo it all
>fuck up just before the goal
>get betrayed by pajeet who runs off with your dagger because you were a little bitch
>have to watch her die too
>man the fuck up and finish the job and undo all of the shit you caused
>nobody will ever believe you because it was only real in your head now oy vey
>think all's good again but actually get chased to the depths of hell by a terrifying beast that is seemingly invincible
>set sail to sand island to save your own ass round 2
>get attacked, lose crew, be all alone again
I mean the prince had quite the rough time right until he found the Mask on the island. I can understand parts of his edge.
0c43a8 No.16369782
>>16369745
Why the hell can't the prince wear that sick cloak he does in the intro cinematic ingame?
bfbb5f No.16369790
>actually hating on Kino Within
Fags, all of you.
This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.
4c97b1 No.16369805
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Honestly, I'd take edgy over modern soyshit any day.
3359f9 No.16369814
>>16369790
holy shit I fapped to that ass back in the day so much… and also on dem tiddies.. kaileena's also.
PoP WW da best!
captcha: imxgud
dce2a2 No.16369824
>>16369790
>that scene
>all the sand monsters stand still and look at her intensely as she gently touches them
>"YOU BITCH"
That was excellent but I liked the empress and her massive tits more honestly.
The game would be on a ban list if released today.
>>16369781
The prince had a hard life.
>>16369018
The platforming was bad and the combat was even worse in that game.
And the two reboots in a row made it nearly impossible to follow the story or care about the new prince in any way because there was no buildup of any kind to his tragedy.
ea3ebb No.16369841
>>16368939
The tone shift isn´t jarring at all. In the first game the prince is still a naive but brave retard who unleashes hell upon the world and has to even kill his beloved father. In the second game he´s depressed and moody because of the events of the first part and also he gets chased by an immortal devil, who literally wantso to completely erase him out of the timeline. Then in the third game he slowly transforms into a wise king who is ready to lead his people.
If you think this is jarring then you have no idea about storytelling.
0c43a8 No.16369853
>>16369841
I like how the ending of the third game is the opening quote of the first game. It was such a nice touch.
05a82d No.16369857
Prince of persia was killed so asscreed could be made, now look at where it is.
941e9c No.16369863
Pandering to edgelords back in the day isn't even that bad, at least WW was well written for the time and even the worst pandering to edgelords games were at least still ok if the game around it was fun, the edge only made it extremely cheesy. Compare it to games pandering to soylords today which are neither good nor cheesy, they're casulshit and insufferable.
639200 No.16369866
>all these people thinking that I think Warrior Within is bad.
The game is fantastic I have no actual problem with it.
But playing it DIRECTLY after playing the first one and the game switching from the Arabian theme to sands of time to
blood dripping loading screens and heavy metal
I just put me in a state of lolwut
dd4a13 No.16369869
Remember when western devs make sexy bitches.
PoP remembers.
05a82d No.16369871
>>16369866
it made sense from a story point of view.
from a gameplay point of view it was a tone shift but everything really improved.
two thrones was boring.
0c43a8 No.16369877
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>>16369863
Edge is always great.
>>16369871
Two thrones had a nice atmosphere but it was clearly rushed to the point that bosses, weapons(including their properties) and enemies were directly copy pasted from WW.
1d587b No.16369878
>>16369871
I think the game would have been better received if it hadn't featured the song from that fag numetal band.
0c43a8 No.16369883
dd4a13 No.16369884
Goddamn I fucking hate time travel in media.
It fucking makes no sense.
1d587b No.16369886
>>16369883
Which game? Warrior Within. As for the song, all I remember is that the band was Avenged Sevenfold.
941e9c No.16369892
>>16369886
No it wasn't, Godsmack was the band responsible for all the boring buttrock nu metal riffs in the game.
05a82d No.16369904
>>16369886
>shitting on a7x
fuck off
ea3ebb No.16369910
>>16369892
As far as I know Godsmack had only one song featured in this game and it didn´t even play in the actual game.
1d587b No.16369913
>>16369892
Yeah, you're right. Complete brain fart on my part, but it's difficult to tell then apart when they all sounded and looked the same.
I still believe that the song, and the tone it set, was more of an issue than the edginess of the game.
>>16369910
I seem to recall it did play when some "epic" fight was going down. But, as with the band, I might be wrong on that too.
5ebfdd No.16369918
>>16369866
Do you hate the late 90s/early 00s or something? Cheesy edge was one of the best things about it, another game with that kind of aesthetic that comes to mind right away is The Suffering.
>>16369904
They're a goddamn boyband with guitars, your taste in music is absolutely fucking horrid.
941e9c No.16369919
>>16369910
>>16369913
iirc the Dahaka chase scene and the main menu music were instrumental versions of one of their songs
68ff41 No.16369925
>>16369918
>They're a goddamn boyband with guitars, your taste in music is absolutely fucking horrid.
this
90fd61 No.16369927
>>16368939
Literally it was the fashion at the time.
See when you work for major publishers it doesn't matter how much creativity or talent you have, one day a shithead in marketing, having just finished his "xers" these days breakfast of lead paint chips looks at something one of their dreadful friends have sent them and decides this is the secret to success. An even bigger shithead in suit thinks this marketing person is a genius and proceeds to have everything torn up in order to fulfill this goblin's vision. Other marketing departments see this and like the hive mind they are decide it's the hot new trend that every game must follow. The subsequent sea of shit no one wants poisons any number of series, costing devs jobs while the marketing teams look for something else to ruin.
5ebfdd No.16369930
>>16369918
I just remembered another great example, Vexx, a cutesy 3D Platformer collectathon of all things got the Edge treatment.
0948bb No.16370024
>>16368939
First one was written by the guy that did Beyond Good and Evil and the new Raymans.
He's a master of lightheared and nice things
But you can't have that in a ubisoft AAA production.
c73c0b No.16370198
>>16369857
I'm just glad they used AssCreed as their garbage milking cow isntead of PoP. Even though I'd really like to see a new Prince of Persia, there's no way Ubishit would actually make it good.
They'd probably turn him into a muslim raghead or some shit.
639200 No.16370253
>>16370198
Wouldn't Muslim myt-
I was going to say something stupid, like "would Muslim mythology technically be correct" but then I realized, no it would probably be Persian. Mythology
5b3061 No.16370308
>>16368939
This might honestly be the single most overrated game of all time. It got 10s consistently everywhere and it's like a 7 at best. Really when I started noticing game journos blatantly prop up okay to mediocre games while actual good ones were either trashed or ignored.
54bf86 No.16370329
Does no one remember the Broderbund PoP anymore?
7ba28a No.16370362
>>16369790
Goddamn. I miss the edgy times. Nowadays games are shit.
1309a9 No.16370369
>>16368939
Marketing. Dat ass, and the Dahaka was pretty cool though. Gameplay was really solid and outside the out of place soundtrack the aesthetic was pretty consistent. At least Warrior Within tries to justify the Prince being a dick by essentially being a sleepless paranoid wreck.
35d57e No.16370407
>>16369608
IMO warrior within was the best one but yea they are all just bootleg DMC games with actual platforming.
16ce70 No.16370450
Also, the movie wasn't terrible. It was a nice action flick that didn't shit on the legacy of the games and had some pretty fun fight and climbing sequences, which is honestly a fucking miracle.
0c43a8 No.16370458
>>16370024
>new raymans
Someone on Origins knew exactly what they wanted out of life, and God bless them for it.
>>16370450
I liked it for the qt princess.
13d262 No.16370477
>>16370024
First one was written by Jordan Mechner, the man behind the original PoP. Ancel had nothing to do with Sands of Time, and thank god, because Beyond Good and Evil is overrated trash (I liked Rayman Origins though).
52821d No.16370491
>>16368939
This stupid game is dead, by the way in d movie the actress was hot, know her name?
815400 No.16370517
>>16368939
Prince of Persia 3D wasn't a success, despite being a better game than everything that came afterwards.
cb7715 No.16370595
I SMOLDER WITH GENERIC RAGE
c7d233 No.16370716
>>16369927
>muh marketing
Bullshit the faggot even self-insert by adding one of his tattoos on the character
da36e8 No.16370735
>>16369018
They rehashed the Ass Creed engine for PoP 2008. Every mechanic in the game was a rhythm minigame. On top of that the dialogue plays out like a bad Disney movie. PoP 2008 was irredeemably bad.
a8e717 No.16370751
Edgy games were cool back then, just look at NFS Most Wanted, Shadow the Hedgehog, Prototype etc. That said, Warrior Within was really good.
3a0bc9 No.16370759
>>16370751
Most wanted was edgy? I don't remember much of it besides how infuriating the pink slip system was.
25d947 No.16370815
>edgy
There's that word again.
ec981b No.16370874
>>16369790
>This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to go back
a8e717 No.16370887
>>16370759
>bullet for my valentine
>SK4TER font everywhere
>everything is dark
>fuck the police crash everything
It was the definition of edgy and by far my favourite NFS game
7ba28a No.16370906
6ae55c No.16371709
>>16369790
>kino
>>>/tv/
and stay there.
bfbb5f No.16371715
4b599f No.16371804
>>16369790
>This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.
The soy infusions weren't high enough back then to cause outrage, but even back then it was being pointed out and causing discomfort in certain circles.
4f7f23 No.16371855
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Fun fact, there's a prequel to Warrior Within on the DS that was a turn based strategy game. Didn't play it, but I thought it was interesting to take a platformer/action game and twist it into a strategy game. Also, I only played Sands of Time, but holy shit that soundtrack was 10/10. That was the game that made me start paying attention to soundtracks.
d14d63 No.16371865
>>16371709
>kino
Kino is a Cinema on russian.
8557d1 No.16371869
>>16371804
Plate is a dwarven scam.
2c06d6 No.16371887
>grim lord
Fuck yeah, those games tend to be better themed anyway.
095115 No.16371935
>>16371804
This thing has more words than a Buckley strp.
4b599f No.16371960
>>16371935
There are exactly as many words as there needs to be to convey the ideas being presented. This man is truly the Shakespeare of our time, and a wordsmith of the highest caliber.
979f51 No.16371979
>>16368939
Sales. Sands of Time whiel critically acclaimed didn't meet Ubishit's sales expectations, so it was decided to make it edgy. I believe Warrior Within did actually sell better in the end.
>>16368971
>the first was really successful and they thought that tapping into the mid 2000's trend of gay edgy protags in combination of answering the criticism of the combat
Ubishit explicitly stated Sands didn't sell as well as they hoped so making it edgier and focusing on combat would boost sales. And no one complained about Sands' combat you lying revisionist nigger.
979f51 No.16371987
095115 No.16372026
>>16371979
>And no one complained about Sands' combat you lying revisionist nigger
The combat was shit though, easily the worst part of the game which was a shame because it was also the largest part. I don't remember what people said about it at the time but it was definitely the game's biggest problem.
c8f723 No.16372062
Are you kidding me? I actually miss this edgy shit now that everything is safe, sanitized, and confirmed kosher for the goyim and children. Plus the combat was greatly improved and I liked the idea of the Dahaka stalking you throughout your whole journey. Sure it may have been stupid as fuck, but at least games were allowed to be that back then. If Warrior Within released today, there would be a huge controversy about it.
8496d0 No.16372109
3a7215 No.16372110
>>16371935
>>16371960
The author probably has an anal vore fetish.
ff20dd No.16372111
So just beat up booty babe in WW.
I still dont hate the game. But it really doesn't feel like I'm playing the same prince at all.
3c3415 No.16372131
>>16371979
Quiet revisionist. it was a common complaint by journos.
7ba28a No.16372132
>>16372062
Second every single word.
Dahaka was the best thing in the game
4b599f No.16372138
>>16372062
>I actually miss this edgy shit now that everything is safe, sanitized, and confirmed kosher for the goyim and children.
It did have a certain charm to it, but it was pretty insufferable back when it looked like things couldn't get any worse.
dc30a7 No.16372186
> to edgy fucking grim lord??
dahaka killed the prince mother in front of him and forced him to run away for over 10 years
8eed82 No.16372700
>>16372186
>dahaka killed the prince mother
[citation needed]
b2e16a No.16372741
>>16372136
>2nd comic
I didn't want to read it because too many words. Now I regret reading it.
91d938 No.16372923
>>16372186
All of that was a bunch of shit they came up with to justify a 180 degree tonal shift into edgefaggot garbage. The Dahaka didn't even exist in the first game. It was so ridiculous that it felt more like a massive retcon than a reveal. Not to mention that they gloss over the supposedly extremely part of the water dude appearing and chasing the prince for years.
>…and so ends the fairy tale of the Persian prince. BTW right after that a fate monster appears and chases him for years and he turns into a disgusting edgelord and then suddenly we're at the island of time or whatever.
I honestly don't think I've ever seen a more abrupt (and bad) tonal shift and terrible excuse for it.
1309a9 No.16372940
>>16372923
Lack of sleep makes me an asshole so I can see the prince being one from sleep deprivation. How exactly a being that goes through time and space needs to look for him when it appears is where things stop making sense.
aaa693 No.16372999
>>16371804
That guy is really obsessed with her ass. Why would you even imagine ass vore like that?
a8ce44 No.16373107
>>16369790
>this ass
AHHHH TEENAGE BONER IS RISING FROM THE PAAAAST
979f51 No.16373117
>>16372131
Mind posting your sources then instead of search engine numbers that are most likely filled with whatever prince of persia fan porn google has archived in your results?
4b599f No.16373127
>>16372999
>Why would you even imagine ass vore like that?
At least get a better artist if he's going to be making up such scenarios.
c56f30 No.16373392
>>16372026
>The combat was shit
It is best part of game. I understand you prefer gay princce from Sands of Time but Warrior Within is flawless.
>>16373117
Combat in Sands of Time was bad joke. I stoped playing that after hour because it simply wasn't fun. I finished Warrior Within 3 times.
6d5cbb No.16373556
>>16372026
I don't think it was shit, it was just there and it never really got in the way that much besides the "bosses".
>>16372923
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sands of Time didn't exactly end on a positive note and actually mentioned the Prince's fuckery with time won't go unnoticed.
2e17ae No.16373572
Wasn't there a DS game that took place between sands of time and warrior within? I vaguely recall some tbs game like that.
832cae No.16373575
>>16373572
Forgotten Sands, except it's a big "next-gen" game.
It was forgotten.
2e17ae No.16373584
>>16373575
No this was a different one. Looking it up it was called Battles of Prince of Persia. It covered how the Prince first encountered the Dahaka and the ensuring events up until Warrior Within.
96a272 No.16373613
>>16373392
>It is best part of game. I understand you prefer gay princce from Sands of Time but Warrior Within is flawless.
I think he said that about Sands.
c7d233 No.16373618
>>16372131
>it was a common complaint by journos
>by journos
you don't say?
b6e4f6 No.16373675
>>16373614
You could even say they're supreme.
45f499 No.16374392
>there are people unironically claiming sands of time combat was good
This is some serious rose tinted glasses if i've ever seen 'em. Go play it right now, and be ashamed of yourselves. The basic ground combo only works on maybe three enemies you only see at the start of the game, every other enemy blocks it. The enemy vault is the same way. There's the dagger attack which does no damage and can freeze enemies at the cost of sands, but ends up being blocked 9/10 times. Then there's the wall-kick attack (press jump & attack near a wall) that is literally the only fucking way to damage late-game enemies. Warrior withing is overall the worse game, but anyone claiming that it didn't improve on the outright fucking broken combat of sands of time hasn't played the games.
005442 No.16374406
warrior within was only good prince of persia because the gameplay didnt suck dick
7e80cc No.16374432
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>>16369919
>the main menu music were instrumental versions of one of their songs
The main menu theme was original by Stuart Chatwood. It's also baller as fuck. I spent hours just in the menu screen to listen to it.
7e80cc No.16374438
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>>16374432
The Empress' boss theme was also fantastic.
ff20dd No.16374442
Having literally JUST played Sands of time.
The combat wasnt terrible but it was very barebones
6d5cbb No.16374449
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There has to have been a PoP clone at some point. If you don't count Darksiders 2, which I don't.
>>16374432
That theme gets remixed later.
>>16371804
>dude video games lmao
ff20dd No.16374465
So okay I think I'm half way through warrior within now.
Then I've got Two Thrones, but after that, I swear there was another game in the series, am I smoking crack?
45f499 No.16374468
>>16374465
Don't worry about it, every game after WW is pure and irredeemable dogshit.
ff20dd No.16374472
>>16374468
We I should at least play two thrones.
Right?.
7d62cf No.16374475
>>16374465
There was another reboot after that. It was supposed to be a "tick tock" sequel of series with Assassin's Creed (Creed one year, PoP the next, alternating etc) but once AC took off and the PoP reboot-reboot didn't perform as well, they dropped the sequel to the cel-shaded PoP which bummed me out because despite being Easy Mode: The Game it was still kinda fun.
The other "version" you might be thinking of is the Wii port of Two Thrones which had a different name and which was all but unfinishable because of the frame-rate drops during the final boss fight that required QTE waggle to complete.
But the original version of Two Thrones is worth it.
16ce70 No.16374478
>>16374472
Two thrones has alright combat and it looks nice, but everything else is dogshit.
5ebfdd No.16374491
>>16371684
lol holy shit. The Torchlight 2 design they're whining about is practically a burqa yet they say "This is showing off inappropriate levels of skin". You will never please these people. They want us to regress back to a time when showing off your ankles was considered scandalous.
7a1cb0 No.16374492
>>16374472
You should, it's not better than WW but it's still fun enough.
7d62cf No.16374507
>>16372110
Every now and then PA does a "Jerry comic" where he gets to vent and rant with his fun words. Another perfect example is the "World of Warhammer Online Craft" strip where Tycho goes nuts on Gabe for claiming Warhammer is ripping off Warcraft.
7a1cb0 No.16374513
>>16374491
It comes from Puritan Prot morality of being an insufferable holier-than-thou faggot while also being a massive hypocrite. That's why you have shit like Muslim levels of covering women up being acceptable in media while also championing literal whores.
5ebfdd No.16374521
>>16374507
I understand the hate for WORDS WORDS WORDS comics, but that one is actually hilarious.
b960e5 No.16374560
Prince of Persia: the arabian fairy tale
1. Sands of time
2. Forgotten sands wii version
3. Prince of Persia remake from 2008
Prince of Persia: the edgy comicbook
1. Warrior within
2. Two thrones
3. Forgotten Sands multiplatform
There is really two Prince of Persia series, one dreamy and another edgy tryhard. Don't get swayed by ignoramuses who shit over POP2008, the game is extremely comfy after you get over the bad combat. It's also untrue that the game's finale is locked behind DLC: the extra chapter in the dlc is unneeded and ruins the trick in the game's ending. Referencing Shadow of the Colossus, you have to choose between saving the world and leaving the princess dead (quitting the game) or dooming it again by resurrecting her.
a1bf81 No.16374569
>>16374491
The hypocrisy is the bigger problem. If society were to ACTUALLY "regress back to a time when showing off your ankles was considered scandalous" it would be a great thing. Instead what they want is for attractive women, especially fictional ones, to be covered up while hambeasts IRL walk around naked.
879c87 No.16374591
>>16369537
>Now, you give the kid hormone therapy and blame society.
I unironically think that this is the case now as a lot of those types are metalheads and punk rock listeners.
4714b8 No.16374604
>>16374569
theres nothing to gain from that. what they want is for people to fight
adcc6e No.16374615
>>16371804
>steel thong
>deep in my ass
>adventure in my colon
This comic sexualizes her ass more than the game does.
4714b8 No.16374628
>>16372741
it had a sunday funnies feel to it
a1bf81 No.16374632
>>16374604
Nothing to gain from re-establishing stronger social mores?
b79b46 No.16374641
>>16374465
Technically there is Forgotten Sands which I think takes place between Sands and Warrior Within.
It was made a lot later and I heard it was not that good.
I also think there was a DS/PSP game but I sure as shit know nothing about that
9b9de6 No.16374660
>>16373392
>Combat in Sands of Time was bad joke.
OK, but where are the proofs more people (like journos) said that?
4714b8 No.16374662
>>16374632
nothing to gain from promoting ugliness and hiding beauty. disinterest in games that try to pander to that seem to imply its not profitable and these people are very familiar with what is profitable, theyve never had a problem finding something profitable.
but it is an easy to maintain divide and conquer distraction, because who the hell wants to give in to madness?
adcc6e No.16374698
>>16374660
It was good but Warrior Within improved on it massively.
9b9de6 No.16374832
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bf018c No.16375203
they fell for the 3d meme
4530ea No.16375237
>>16374824
Have to admit Warrior within was pretty kino.
Shame they kinda shit the bed with Two Thrones and the remake.
>>16374560
You'd be right about the ending not being locked behind DLC if it was a standalone game and the DLC didn't follow on from the ending of the game, but the issue is the DLC takes any illusion of choice away from the player by exploring the ending where you doom the world by reviving the girl because you wanted to get your dick wet making that the canon ending, and to add insult to injury the DLC itself doesn't even have a satisfactory ending, it's all fucking sequel bait for a shitty DS title and the series has been pretty much abandoned ever since.
7ba28a No.16375308
>>16372136
>second pic
Is that even supposed to be funny?
705f4d No.16375505
>>16371960
WHY AM I SO BALD
cb838c No.16375510
>>16368939
Prince of Persia is shit. It wishes it were doom but its gameplay simply is too clunky to even match it.
c04c4a No.16375514
>>16373392
>It is best part of game.
He was talking about Sands of Time's combat.
518375 No.16376167
>>16368939
The Prince of Persia on NES made me almost killed myself.
I would have rather played Alien 3 on the NES. I'm dead fucking serious.
f14aab No.16376176
>>16375510
>PoP
>anything like Doom
Seriously, what the fuck is going on in this thread? This is one of the worst I've seen in the catalog in a while.
a209c8 No.16376185
>>16376167
>I would rather play the game with a Jeroen Tel OST
No shit, anon.
6ae55c No.16376196
>>16374839
>>16374854
>>16374824
All of you need to kill yourselves.
>>16376176
It's just fags coming over from other boards plus cuckchan.
518375 No.16376198
>>16368939
Prince of Persia on NES was fucking shit. You didn't even have the rewind dagger ability.
It took 3-4 fucking seconds just for the jump to respond on time. F
Your character took 3 whole seconds to turn around and jump
Fuck whoever designed that game.
You know what else needs being fucked in the ass? The Prince of Persia movie.
Why the fuck did they KEPT REFUSING to follow the goddam source material which is infinitely more reliable than those trash LOST /tv/ writers is beyond anyone's guess. Just goes to show that idiots will abuse anything vulnerable if there's no real opposition.
I like the 2000s because it's a 3-parter evolution of the 90s and 80s. I was hoping for a 4th parter. Something that combines the sleekness of The Matrix Millennia trend with the edgy gritty bloody comic books/Newgrounds trend.
4d9f07 No.16379001
>>16375237
You said it yourself, the DLC is sequel bait and an unneeded extension. The actual good ending is to turn off the game after the princess sacrifice: reviving her is a bad ending which should receive no follow up, as she would rightly hate you as you wasted her willing sacrifice.
But who am I kidding, all idiots care about is that the DLC happens after the ending so it's the REAL one lel.
9c9b15 No.16380990
>>16368939
>this entire thread
4e3922 No.16381046
>>16369790
damn can never forget dat ass
>>16370874
me too anon…me too
e90378 No.16381064
>>16368939
it's because it's one of the first examples i can think of where a game company made a sequel specifically for the people who hated the first. everyone i know hated the combat of the first one, and that was a really popular opinion among the people who were too goddamn stupid to realize that the combat was a relaxing, cool-looking segue from the real boss fights, which was the platforming. and personally i can't hold WW's grimdark retarded shift against them too much, because that was still very much in vogue at the time, but i do agree that it should have stayed a playful, interesting and movement-focused platforming game instead of whatever the fuck they turned it into
8eed82 No.16381192
>>16381064
>but i do agree that it should have stayed a playful, interesting and movement-focused platforming game
You are acting as if the platforming was removed entirely, when it was just as good, if not better.
c56f30 No.16381740
>>16381064
Original Prince of Persia was pretty much same as Warriot Within. Grim race with time in catacombs. Sand of Time is gay aladin. Levels look cool but everything else is lame. Worst Prince of Persia game. I played almoust all of them except PSP and Wii ports.
Warrior Within is better at everything. Half game is not lame escort mission and Prince can actualy fight. I actualy care about story. Saving some gay kingdom is for Mario.
58fd7a No.16381835
>>16368971
>Western devs really struggle with good combat systems
>what is the warriors
you're not wrong though
b1bacd No.16382654
I loved Sands of Time, but never finished WW. I'd get obsessed with exploring every nook and crany and ended up glitching the game into skipping after you got the mask and had to start all over. It happened twice so I just abandoned it. Never had the energy to go through Two Thrones since I hadn't beaten the second one.
ba89b4 No.16382674
I wasn't into Warrior Within either when I was younger, I always enjoyed adult Aladdin more. That said, I went back and played WW about a year ago and had a good laugh when I got lost and started whacking on shit randomly and the Prince is getting increasingly agitated, yelling at shit.
That was pretty entertaining.
9fb8d0 No.16382695
>>16370362
>edgy
Fucking cuckchanners and your buzzwords.
There's nothing "edgy" about ass and tits you massive faggot.
b79b46 No.16382706
>>16382695
>There's nothing "edgy" about ass and tits
Ahem.
9ae478 No.16382780
>>16368939
They've flat out said in interviews before that WW was just the standard reaction to that timeperiod when fucking every game was going 'darker and edgier' route. Godsmack in the credits and trailer, heavy guitars playing during combat, etc. It was goofy, but honestly not as terribly done as people make it out to be. Probably the best part was that they actually made that shit make sense in lore, and addressed it in Two Thrones.
Sands of Time, prince is a plucky hero coping with fucking everything up and realizing monsters are real, but even by the end of the game he's gotten bogged down by how serious shit is.
Warrior Within, prince has been hunted by an immortal being for literally 7+ years, unable to settle down or rest and it has made him super fucking edgy and dark and spiteful.
Two Thrones, he's actually calmed down after defeating said immortal hunter and is starting to recover, and his mountains of angst actually becomes a secondary character he has to cope with while he's settling into a middleground of 'more laid back and lighthearted but still scarred and hardened by the shit he's seen.'
3a7215 No.16382811
>>16382803
Why does she have wine bottles for arms?
b79b46 No.16382814
>>16382780
>Two Thrones, he's actually calmed down
>Come home after barely escaping with your life
>have hot qt in tow though
>arrive to home in flames
>qt is captured
>have to fight with a butter knife for a good while
>pajeet who you wanted to marry doesn't even know you anymore
>well, at least I have calmed down a little
>>16382811
She's officially aussie and likes to glass people.
Deepest lore.