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File: 110889f8e37f358⋯.jpg (29.97 KB, 220x282, 110:141, 220px-Sands_of_time_cover.jpg)

0b233f  No.16368939

How the fuck did this game series from being adult Aladdin to edgy fucking grim lord??

The tone shift is so jarring.

3c3415  No.16368971

the first was really successful and they thought that tapping into the mid 2000's trend of gay edgy protags in combination of answering the criticism of the combat in the first game sucking would be a good idea instead of focusing on the fun platforming and puzzle solving and maybe re-contextualizing combat.

Western devs really struggle with good combat systems.


b89cc8  No.16368977

Couldn't be worse than Jak and Daxter's shift to grim dark.


0b233f  No.16368984

The combat is way more fun in this for sure. But holy fuck what is this music and everything it seems like a fucking parpdy


bedecb  No.16368994

drinking water and nothing but water in that game. also fuck that boss fight in the huge room.


16ce70  No.16369018

>>16368971

>instead of focusing on the fun platforming and puzzle solving

But that's what PoP 2008 did not very well, but not terribly either, and everybody hated it.


99135a  No.16369031

>>16369018

The platforming and puzzles were brain dead easy


b61150  No.16369442

>Not racing your chariot to complete level 6 so you can decrypt the murderer's secret Excel database


4b599f  No.16369537

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16368939

>How the fuck did this game series from being adult Aladdin to edgy fucking grim lord??

Because they were marketing to edgy fucking grimlord teens who listened to shit like Korn, Evenescence, System of a Down, and Marylin Manson. Pretending you have a mental illness for sympathy and attention, or to just absolve yourself of responsibility, isn't a new thing. And that's the kind of shit you get when you indulge these confused kids in their fantasies. The big difference between then and now is, that back then you gave kids prescription drugs and blamed their parents. Now, you give the kid hormone therapy and blame society.


0c43a8  No.16369608

>not liking Warrior Within

YOU BITCH

The Dahaka fight was pretty fucking neat. I liked a lot of the ideas presented in PoP, particularly every action being bound to a key and stringing those actions along into logical combos was something I had hoped to see in another game, but never did.


c56f30  No.16369745

File: 8f3a46a1819bfe7⋯.mp4 (9.53 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Prince of Persia Warrior W….mp4)

Warrior Within is best PoP game. Too bad it is too good for this gay world.


b79b46  No.16369781

>Unleash catastrophe with the potential to end the world

>lose your family

>have to kill your father

>team up with pajeet princess to undo it all

>fuck up just before the goal

>get betrayed by pajeet who runs off with your dagger because you were a little bitch

>have to watch her die too

>man the fuck up and finish the job and undo all of the shit you caused

>nobody will ever believe you because it was only real in your head now oy vey

>think all's good again but actually get chased to the depths of hell by a terrifying beast that is seemingly invincible

>set sail to sand island to save your own ass round 2

>get attacked, lose crew, be all alone again

I mean the prince had quite the rough time right until he found the Mask on the island. I can understand parts of his edge.


0c43a8  No.16369782

>>16369745

Why the hell can't the prince wear that sick cloak he does in the intro cinematic ingame?


bfbb5f  No.16369790

File: 52f4dceec742e23⋯.jpg (31.25 KB, 603x402, 3:2, this cinematic shaped many….jpg)

>actually hating on Kino Within

Fags, all of you.

This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.


4c97b1  No.16369805

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Honestly, I'd take edgy over modern soyshit any day.


3359f9  No.16369814

>>16369790

holy shit I fapped to that ass back in the day so much… and also on dem tiddies.. kaileena's also.

PoP WW da best!

captcha: imxgud


dce2a2  No.16369824

>>16369790

>that scene

>all the sand monsters stand still and look at her intensely as she gently touches them

>"YOU BITCH"

That was excellent but I liked the empress and her massive tits more honestly.

The game would be on a ban list if released today.

>>16369781

The prince had a hard life.

>>16369018

The platforming was bad and the combat was even worse in that game.

And the two reboots in a row made it nearly impossible to follow the story or care about the new prince in any way because there was no buildup of any kind to his tragedy.


ea3ebb  No.16369841

>>16368939

The tone shift isn´t jarring at all. In the first game the prince is still a naive but brave retard who unleashes hell upon the world and has to even kill his beloved father. In the second game he´s depressed and moody because of the events of the first part and also he gets chased by an immortal devil, who literally wantso to completely erase him out of the timeline. Then in the third game he slowly transforms into a wise king who is ready to lead his people.

If you think this is jarring then you have no idea about storytelling.


0c43a8  No.16369853

>>16369841

I like how the ending of the third game is the opening quote of the first game. It was such a nice touch.


05a82d  No.16369857

File: b021c30c04a68cd⋯.jpg (78.25 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 7076098c8d9bae601fc9ee4888….jpg)

Prince of persia was killed so asscreed could be made, now look at where it is.


941e9c  No.16369863

Pandering to edgelords back in the day isn't even that bad, at least WW was well written for the time and even the worst pandering to edgelords games were at least still ok if the game around it was fun, the edge only made it extremely cheesy. Compare it to games pandering to soylords today which are neither good nor cheesy, they're casulshit and insufferable.


639200  No.16369866

>all these people thinking that I think Warrior Within is bad.

The game is fantastic I have no actual problem with it.

But playing it DIRECTLY after playing the first one and the game switching from the Arabian theme to sands of time to

blood dripping loading screens and heavy metal

I just put me in a state of lolwut


dd4a13  No.16369869

Remember when western devs make sexy bitches.

PoP remembers.


05a82d  No.16369871

>>16369866

it made sense from a story point of view.

from a gameplay point of view it was a tone shift but everything really improved.

two thrones was boring.


0c43a8  No.16369877

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16369863

Edge is always great.

>>16369871

Two thrones had a nice atmosphere but it was clearly rushed to the point that bosses, weapons(including their properties) and enemies were directly copy pasted from WW.


1d587b  No.16369878

>>16369871

I think the game would have been better received if it hadn't featured the song from that fag numetal band.


0c43a8  No.16369883

>>16369878

Which one?


dd4a13  No.16369884

Goddamn I fucking hate time travel in media.

It fucking makes no sense.


1d587b  No.16369886

>>16369883

Which game? Warrior Within. As for the song, all I remember is that the band was Avenged Sevenfold.


941e9c  No.16369892

>>16369886

No it wasn't, Godsmack was the band responsible for all the boring buttrock nu metal riffs in the game.


05a82d  No.16369904

>>16369886

>shitting on a7x

fuck off


ea3ebb  No.16369910

>>16369892

As far as I know Godsmack had only one song featured in this game and it didn´t even play in the actual game.


1d587b  No.16369913

>>16369892

Yeah, you're right. Complete brain fart on my part, but it's difficult to tell then apart when they all sounded and looked the same.

I still believe that the song, and the tone it set, was more of an issue than the edginess of the game.

>>16369910

I seem to recall it did play when some "epic" fight was going down. But, as with the band, I might be wrong on that too.


5ebfdd  No.16369918

>>16369866

Do you hate the late 90s/early 00s or something? Cheesy edge was one of the best things about it, another game with that kind of aesthetic that comes to mind right away is The Suffering.

>>16369904

They're a goddamn boyband with guitars, your taste in music is absolutely fucking horrid.


941e9c  No.16369919

>>16369910

>>16369913

iirc the Dahaka chase scene and the main menu music were instrumental versions of one of their songs


68ff41  No.16369925

>>16369918

>They're a goddamn boyband with guitars, your taste in music is absolutely fucking horrid.

this


90fd61  No.16369927

>>16368939

Literally it was the fashion at the time.

See when you work for major publishers it doesn't matter how much creativity or talent you have, one day a shithead in marketing, having just finished his "xers" these days breakfast of lead paint chips looks at something one of their dreadful friends have sent them and decides this is the secret to success. An even bigger shithead in suit thinks this marketing person is a genius and proceeds to have everything torn up in order to fulfill this goblin's vision. Other marketing departments see this and like the hive mind they are decide it's the hot new trend that every game must follow. The subsequent sea of shit no one wants poisons any number of series, costing devs jobs while the marketing teams look for something else to ruin.


5ebfdd  No.16369930

File: 2935e44cba475a3⋯.png (280.54 KB, 322x404, 161:202, vexx.png)

>>16369918

I just remembered another great example, Vexx, a cutesy 3D Platformer collectathon of all things got the Edge treatment.


0948bb  No.16370024

>>16368939

First one was written by the guy that did Beyond Good and Evil and the new Raymans.

He's a master of lightheared and nice things

But you can't have that in a ubisoft AAA production.


c73c0b  No.16370198

>>16369857

I'm just glad they used AssCreed as their garbage milking cow isntead of PoP. Even though I'd really like to see a new Prince of Persia, there's no way Ubishit would actually make it good.

They'd probably turn him into a muslim raghead or some shit.


639200  No.16370253

>>16370198

Wouldn't Muslim myt-

I was going to say something stupid, like "would Muslim mythology technically be correct" but then I realized, no it would probably be Persian. Mythology


5b3061  No.16370308

>>16368939

This might honestly be the single most overrated game of all time. It got 10s consistently everywhere and it's like a 7 at best. Really when I started noticing game journos blatantly prop up okay to mediocre games while actual good ones were either trashed or ignored.


54bf86  No.16370329

Does no one remember the Broderbund PoP anymore?


7ba28a  No.16370362

>>16369790

Goddamn. I miss the edgy times. Nowadays games are shit.


1309a9  No.16370369

File: 53ae1c4fe5a552a⋯.jpg (37.25 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Char Assnable.jpg)

>>16368939

Marketing. Dat ass, and the Dahaka was pretty cool though. Gameplay was really solid and outside the out of place soundtrack the aesthetic was pretty consistent. At least Warrior Within tries to justify the Prince being a dick by essentially being a sleepless paranoid wreck.


35d57e  No.16370407

>>16369608

IMO warrior within was the best one but yea they are all just bootleg DMC games with actual platforming.


16ce70  No.16370450

Also, the movie wasn't terrible. It was a nice action flick that didn't shit on the legacy of the games and had some pretty fun fight and climbing sequences, which is honestly a fucking miracle.


0c43a8  No.16370458

File: 45f7410be0eaf3b⋯.png (127.21 KB, 900x980, 45:49, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16370024

>new raymans

Someone on Origins knew exactly what they wanted out of life, and God bless them for it.

>>16370450

I liked it for the qt princess.


13d262  No.16370477

>>16370024

First one was written by Jordan Mechner, the man behind the original PoP. Ancel had nothing to do with Sands of Time, and thank god, because Beyond Good and Evil is overrated trash (I liked Rayman Origins though).


c56f30  No.16370487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16370378


52821d  No.16370491

>>16368939

This stupid game is dead, by the way in d movie the actress was hot, know her name?


815400  No.16370517

>>16368939

Prince of Persia 3D wasn't a success, despite being a better game than everything that came afterwards.


cb7715  No.16370595

I SMOLDER WITH GENERIC RAGE


c7d233  No.16370716

File: 9dfe22bc119808e⋯.jpg (23.23 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>16369927

>muh marketing

Bullshit the faggot even self-insert by adding one of his tattoos on the character


da36e8  No.16370735

>>16369018

They rehashed the Ass Creed engine for PoP 2008. Every mechanic in the game was a rhythm minigame. On top of that the dialogue plays out like a bad Disney movie. PoP 2008 was irredeemably bad.


a8e717  No.16370751

Edgy games were cool back then, just look at NFS Most Wanted, Shadow the Hedgehog, Prototype etc. That said, Warrior Within was really good.


3a0bc9  No.16370759

>>16370751

Most wanted was edgy? I don't remember much of it besides how infuriating the pink slip system was.


25d947  No.16370815

>edgy

There's that word again.


b79b46  No.16370864

File: 0c1413210de82de⋯.jpg (36.05 KB, 365x306, 365:306, edgy city.jpg)


ec981b  No.16370874

>>16369790

>This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to go back


65a411  No.16370882

File: 332029198eee4db⋯.jpg (116.36 KB, 736x708, 184:177, LAME-O.jpg)


a8e717  No.16370887

>>16370759

>bullet for my valentine

>SK4TER font everywhere

>everything is dark

>fuck the police crash everything

It was the definition of edgy and by far my favourite NFS game


7ba28a  No.16370906

>>16370882

ow the edge


07132f  No.16371684

File: a7d54d49a94a1a5⋯.jpg (84.47 KB, 488x516, 122:129, 3e3.jpg)


6ae55c  No.16371709

>>16369790

>kino

>>>/tv/

and stay there.


bfbb5f  No.16371715


4b599f  No.16371804

File: 480325a2276c506⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1948x1230, 974:615, i-n3mmKsL.jpg)

>>16369790

>This would create a scandal nowadays, think about that.

The soy infusions weren't high enough back then to cause outrage, but even back then it was being pointed out and causing discomfort in certain circles.


4f7f23  No.16371855

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fun fact, there's a prequel to Warrior Within on the DS that was a turn based strategy game. Didn't play it, but I thought it was interesting to take a platformer/action game and twist it into a strategy game. Also, I only played Sands of Time, but holy shit that soundtrack was 10/10. That was the game that made me start paying attention to soundtracks.


d14d63  No.16371865

>>16371709

>kino

Kino is a Cinema on russian.


8557d1  No.16371869

File: d182ddfef2da22b⋯.jpeg (184.64 KB, 760x596, 190:149, armortech.jpeg)

>>16371804

Plate is a dwarven scam.


2c06d6  No.16371887

>grim lord

Fuck yeah, those games tend to be better themed anyway.


095115  No.16371935

>>16371804

This thing has more words than a Buckley strp.


4b599f  No.16371960

File: f0075ceb61feb1a⋯.jpg (26.55 KB, 263x369, 263:369, 6fd56d10a30e150c630facd3c6….jpg)

>>16371935

There are exactly as many words as there needs to be to convey the ideas being presented. This man is truly the Shakespeare of our time, and a wordsmith of the highest caliber.


979f51  No.16371979

>>16368939

Sales. Sands of Time whiel critically acclaimed didn't meet Ubishit's sales expectations, so it was decided to make it edgy. I believe Warrior Within did actually sell better in the end.

>>16368971

>the first was really successful and they thought that tapping into the mid 2000's trend of gay edgy protags in combination of answering the criticism of the combat

Ubishit explicitly stated Sands didn't sell as well as they hoped so making it edgier and focusing on combat would boost sales. And no one complained about Sands' combat you lying revisionist nigger.


979f51  No.16371987


095115  No.16372026

>>16371979

>And no one complained about Sands' combat you lying revisionist nigger

The combat was shit though, easily the worst part of the game which was a shame because it was also the largest part. I don't remember what people said about it at the time but it was definitely the game's biggest problem.


c8f723  No.16372062

File: bd1324ccd932743⋯.jpg (2.07 MB, 2800x2175, 112:87, caravaggio-david-with-the-….jpg)

Are you kidding me? I actually miss this edgy shit now that everything is safe, sanitized, and confirmed kosher for the goyim and children. Plus the combat was greatly improved and I liked the idea of the Dahaka stalking you throughout your whole journey. Sure it may have been stupid as fuck, but at least games were allowed to be that back then. If Warrior Within released today, there would be a huge controversy about it.


7ba28a  No.16372102

File: 0b22caf7632145e⋯.jpg (153.81 KB, 625x790, 125:158, ssol.jpg)

>>16371869

>>16371804

I hate games comic


8496d0  No.16372109


3a7215  No.16372110

>>16371935

>>16371960

The author probably has an anal vore fetish.


ff20dd  No.16372111

So just beat up booty babe in WW.

I still dont hate the game. But it really doesn't feel like I'm playing the same prince at all.


3c3415  No.16372131

File: 75a04901f0d5ddb⋯.png (5.97 KB, 658x162, 329:81, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16371979

Quiet revisionist. it was a common complaint by journos.


7ba28a  No.16372132

>>16372062

Second every single word.

Dahaka was the best thing in the game


8557d1  No.16372136

File: 48e3917de81a71d⋯.png (63.22 KB, 486x1000, 243:500, comic-chess-privilege.png)

File: 25b6f5e0a051596⋯.jpeg (171.87 KB, 526x1024, 263:512, ohforf_comic_casuals.jpeg)


4b599f  No.16372138

File: 811ca0fa6faa51d⋯.png (147.3 KB, 500x522, 250:261, crawling-in-my-skin-these-….png)

>>16372062

>I actually miss this edgy shit now that everything is safe, sanitized, and confirmed kosher for the goyim and children.

It did have a certain charm to it, but it was pretty insufferable back when it looked like things couldn't get any worse.


dc30a7  No.16372186

> to edgy fucking grim lord??

dahaka killed the prince mother in front of him and forced him to run away for over 10 years


8eed82  No.16372700

>>16372186

>dahaka killed the prince mother

[citation needed]


b2e16a  No.16372741

>>16372136

>2nd comic

I didn't want to read it because too many words. Now I regret reading it.


91d938  No.16372923

>>16372186

All of that was a bunch of shit they came up with to justify a 180 degree tonal shift into edgefaggot garbage. The Dahaka didn't even exist in the first game. It was so ridiculous that it felt more like a massive retcon than a reveal. Not to mention that they gloss over the supposedly extremely part of the water dude appearing and chasing the prince for years.

>…and so ends the fairy tale of the Persian prince. BTW right after that a fate monster appears and chases him for years and he turns into a disgusting edgelord and then suddenly we're at the island of time or whatever.

I honestly don't think I've ever seen a more abrupt (and bad) tonal shift and terrible excuse for it.


1309a9  No.16372940

>>16372923

Lack of sleep makes me an asshole so I can see the prince being one from sleep deprivation. How exactly a being that goes through time and space needs to look for him when it appears is where things stop making sense.


aaa693  No.16372999

>>16371804

That guy is really obsessed with her ass. Why would you even imagine ass vore like that?


a8ce44  No.16373107

>>16369790

>this ass

AHHHH TEENAGE BONER IS RISING FROM THE PAAAAST


979f51  No.16373117

>>16372131

Mind posting your sources then instead of search engine numbers that are most likely filled with whatever prince of persia fan porn google has archived in your results?


4b599f  No.16373127

File: 0e5a54464b7c4f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 800.23 KB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, E3.jpg)

File: 53a079a922cca63⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 924.81 KB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, E4.jpg)

File: 7f91779f5ef7417⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.21 KB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, E5.jpg)

File: c8447db083f1509⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 815.46 KB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, E6.jpg)

File: ef042703c734bae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 709.66 KB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, E7.jpg)

>>16372999

>Why would you even imagine ass vore like that?

At least get a better artist if he's going to be making up such scenarios.


c56f30  No.16373392

File: ee0a9a4ecf831dd⋯.jpg (383.88 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, 36575-aleni.jpg)

File: b6059b689468ba9⋯.png (328.24 KB, 413x549, 413:549, dahaka.png)

File: 9c7c85fb3d3728c⋯.jpg (135.33 KB, 1024x819, 1024:819, sandwraith.jpg)

File: 307b3fd1c3cb3c5⋯.jpg (99.35 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 6b87b8a24c6db1b0c97525c651….jpg)

>>16372026

>The combat was shit

It is best part of game. I understand you prefer gay princce from Sands of Time but Warrior Within is flawless.

>>16373117

Combat in Sands of Time was bad joke. I stoped playing that after hour because it simply wasn't fun. I finished Warrior Within 3 times.


6d5cbb  No.16373556

>>16372026

I don't think it was shit, it was just there and it never really got in the way that much besides the "bosses".

>>16372923

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sands of Time didn't exactly end on a positive note and actually mentioned the Prince's fuckery with time won't go unnoticed.


2e17ae  No.16373572

Wasn't there a DS game that took place between sands of time and warrior within? I vaguely recall some tbs game like that.


832cae  No.16373575

>>16373572

Forgotten Sands, except it's a big "next-gen" game.

It was forgotten.


2e17ae  No.16373584

>>16373575

No this was a different one. Looking it up it was called Battles of Prince of Persia. It covered how the Prince first encountered the Dahaka and the ensuring events up until Warrior Within.


96a272  No.16373613

>>16373392

>It is best part of game. I understand you prefer gay princce from Sands of Time but Warrior Within is flawless.

I think he said that about Sands.


c7d233  No.16373618

File: 8b1d9b83bdc8734⋯.png (129.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 8b1d9b83bdc8734648fac08310….png)

>>16372131

>it was a common complaint by journos

>by journos

you don't say?


b6e4f6  No.16373675

File: 6879c5f6453bff7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 137.64 KB, 350x350, 1:1, image.png)

>>16373614

You could even say they're supreme.


45f499  No.16374392

>there are people unironically claiming sands of time combat was good

This is some serious rose tinted glasses if i've ever seen 'em. Go play it right now, and be ashamed of yourselves. The basic ground combo only works on maybe three enemies you only see at the start of the game, every other enemy blocks it. The enemy vault is the same way. There's the dagger attack which does no damage and can freeze enemies at the cost of sands, but ends up being blocked 9/10 times. Then there's the wall-kick attack (press jump & attack near a wall) that is literally the only fucking way to damage late-game enemies. Warrior withing is overall the worse game, but anyone claiming that it didn't improve on the outright fucking broken combat of sands of time hasn't played the games.


005442  No.16374406

warrior within was only good prince of persia because the gameplay didnt suck dick


7e80cc  No.16374432

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16369919

>the main menu music were instrumental versions of one of their songs

The main menu theme was original by Stuart Chatwood. It's also baller as fuck. I spent hours just in the menu screen to listen to it.


7e80cc  No.16374438

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16374432

The Empress' boss theme was also fantastic.


ff20dd  No.16374442

Having literally JUST played Sands of time.

The combat wasnt terrible but it was very barebones


6d5cbb  No.16374449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There has to have been a PoP clone at some point. If you don't count Darksiders 2, which I don't.

>>16374432

That theme gets remixed later.

>>16371804

>dude video games lmao


ff20dd  No.16374465

So okay I think I'm half way through warrior within now.

Then I've got Two Thrones, but after that, I swear there was another game in the series, am I smoking crack?


45f499  No.16374468

>>16374465

Don't worry about it, every game after WW is pure and irredeemable dogshit.


ff20dd  No.16374472

>>16374468

We I should at least play two thrones.

Right?.


7d62cf  No.16374475

>>16374465

There was another reboot after that. It was supposed to be a "tick tock" sequel of series with Assassin's Creed (Creed one year, PoP the next, alternating etc) but once AC took off and the PoP reboot-reboot didn't perform as well, they dropped the sequel to the cel-shaded PoP which bummed me out because despite being Easy Mode: The Game it was still kinda fun.

The other "version" you might be thinking of is the Wii port of Two Thrones which had a different name and which was all but unfinishable because of the frame-rate drops during the final boss fight that required QTE waggle to complete.

But the original version of Two Thrones is worth it.


16ce70  No.16374478

>>16374472

Two thrones has alright combat and it looks nice, but everything else is dogshit.


5ebfdd  No.16374491

File: 3427cd3ee5df2f3⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 320x240, 4:3, lolanimu.gif)

File: 71aa10ad161df18⋯.jpg (141.43 KB, 600x600, 1:1, outlander_art01_huge.jpg)

>>16371684

lol holy shit. The Torchlight 2 design they're whining about is practically a burqa yet they say "This is showing off inappropriate levels of skin". You will never please these people. They want us to regress back to a time when showing off your ankles was considered scandalous.


7a1cb0  No.16374492

>>16374472

You should, it's not better than WW but it's still fun enough.


7d62cf  No.16374507

File: c79a403a7ab57df⋯.jpg (1021.46 KB, 1948x1014, 974:507, i hope you like text.jpg)

>>16372110

Every now and then PA does a "Jerry comic" where he gets to vent and rant with his fun words. Another perfect example is the "World of Warhammer Online Craft" strip where Tycho goes nuts on Gabe for claiming Warhammer is ripping off Warcraft.


7a1cb0  No.16374513

>>16374491

It comes from Puritan Prot morality of being an insufferable holier-than-thou faggot while also being a massive hypocrite. That's why you have shit like Muslim levels of covering women up being acceptable in media while also championing literal whores.


5ebfdd  No.16374521

File: 67c9af2a95d03f2⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 272x480, 17:30, laughing cockatoo.webm)

>>16374507

I understand the hate for WORDS WORDS WORDS comics, but that one is actually hilarious.


b960e5  No.16374560

Prince of Persia: the arabian fairy tale

1. Sands of time

2. Forgotten sands wii version

3. Prince of Persia remake from 2008

Prince of Persia: the edgy comicbook

1. Warrior within

2. Two thrones

3. Forgotten Sands multiplatform

There is really two Prince of Persia series, one dreamy and another edgy tryhard. Don't get swayed by ignoramuses who shit over POP2008, the game is extremely comfy after you get over the bad combat. It's also untrue that the game's finale is locked behind DLC: the extra chapter in the dlc is unneeded and ruins the trick in the game's ending. Referencing Shadow of the Colossus, you have to choose between saving the world and leaving the princess dead (quitting the game) or dooming it again by resurrecting her.


a1bf81  No.16374569

>>16374491

The hypocrisy is the bigger problem. If society were to ACTUALLY "regress back to a time when showing off your ankles was considered scandalous" it would be a great thing. Instead what they want is for attractive women, especially fictional ones, to be covered up while hambeasts IRL walk around naked.


879c87  No.16374591

>>16369537

>Now, you give the kid hormone therapy and blame society.

I unironically think that this is the case now as a lot of those types are metalheads and punk rock listeners.


4714b8  No.16374604

>>16374569

theres nothing to gain from that. what they want is for people to fight


adcc6e  No.16374615

>>16371804

>steel thong

>deep in my ass

>adventure in my colon

This comic sexualizes her ass more than the game does.


4714b8  No.16374628

>>16372741

it had a sunday funnies feel to it


a1bf81  No.16374632

>>16374604

Nothing to gain from re-establishing stronger social mores?


b79b46  No.16374641

>>16374465

Technically there is Forgotten Sands which I think takes place between Sands and Warrior Within.

It was made a lot later and I heard it was not that good.

I also think there was a DS/PSP game but I sure as shit know nothing about that


9b9de6  No.16374660

>>16373392

>Combat in Sands of Time was bad joke.

OK, but where are the proofs more people (like journos) said that?


4714b8  No.16374662

>>16374632

nothing to gain from promoting ugliness and hiding beauty. disinterest in games that try to pander to that seem to imply its not profitable and these people are very familiar with what is profitable, theyve never had a problem finding something profitable.

but it is an easy to maintain divide and conquer distraction, because who the hell wants to give in to madness?


adcc6e  No.16374698

>>16374660

It was good but Warrior Within improved on it massively.


67df84  No.16374824

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pure Edgekino


9b9de6  No.16374832


f4e4f4  No.16374839


67df84  No.16374854


bf018c  No.16375203

they fell for the 3d meme


4530ea  No.16375237

>>16374824

Have to admit Warrior within was pretty kino.

Shame they kinda shit the bed with Two Thrones and the remake.

>>16374560

You'd be right about the ending not being locked behind DLC if it was a standalone game and the DLC didn't follow on from the ending of the game, but the issue is the DLC takes any illusion of choice away from the player by exploring the ending where you doom the world by reviving the girl because you wanted to get your dick wet making that the canon ending, and to add insult to injury the DLC itself doesn't even have a satisfactory ending, it's all fucking sequel bait for a shitty DS title and the series has been pretty much abandoned ever since.


7ba28a  No.16375308

>>16372136

>second pic

Is that even supposed to be funny?


705f4d  No.16375505

>>16371960

WHY AM I SO BALD


cb838c  No.16375510

>>16368939

Prince of Persia is shit. It wishes it were doom but its gameplay simply is too clunky to even match it.


c04c4a  No.16375514

>>16373392

>It is best part of game.

He was talking about Sands of Time's combat.


518375  No.16376167

>>16368939

The Prince of Persia on NES made me almost killed myself.

I would have rather played Alien 3 on the NES. I'm dead fucking serious.


f14aab  No.16376176

File: 4a87b87e20da273⋯.png (229.04 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 4a87b87e20da2735552c2318ad….png)

>>16375510

>PoP

>anything like Doom

Seriously, what the fuck is going on in this thread? This is one of the worst I've seen in the catalog in a while.


a209c8  No.16376185

>>16376167

>I would rather play the game with a Jeroen Tel OST

No shit, anon.


6ae55c  No.16376196

>>16374839

>>16374854

>>16374824

All of you need to kill yourselves.

>>16376176

It's just fags coming over from other boards plus cuckchan.


518375  No.16376198

>>16368939

Prince of Persia on NES was fucking shit. You didn't even have the rewind dagger ability.

It took 3-4 fucking seconds just for the jump to respond on time. F

Your character took 3 whole seconds to turn around and jump

Fuck whoever designed that game.

You know what else needs being fucked in the ass? The Prince of Persia movie.

Why the fuck did they KEPT REFUSING to follow the goddam source material which is infinitely more reliable than those trash LOST /tv/ writers is beyond anyone's guess. Just goes to show that idiots will abuse anything vulnerable if there's no real opposition.

I like the 2000s because it's a 3-parter evolution of the 90s and 80s. I was hoping for a 4th parter. Something that combines the sleekness of The Matrix Millennia trend with the edgy gritty bloody comic books/Newgrounds trend.


4d9f07  No.16379001

>>16375237

You said it yourself, the DLC is sequel bait and an unneeded extension. The actual good ending is to turn off the game after the princess sacrifice: reviving her is a bad ending which should receive no follow up, as she would rightly hate you as you wasted her willing sacrifice.

But who am I kidding, all idiots care about is that the DLC happens after the ending so it's the REAL one lel.


9c9b15  No.16380990

File: 3d1dfcd09541d25⋯.jpg (64.95 KB, 1189x896, 1189:896, zrEyTCn.jpg)

>>16368939

>this entire thread


4e3922  No.16381046

>>16369790

damn can never forget dat ass

>>16370874

me too anon…me too


e90378  No.16381064

>>16368939

it's because it's one of the first examples i can think of where a game company made a sequel specifically for the people who hated the first. everyone i know hated the combat of the first one, and that was a really popular opinion among the people who were too goddamn stupid to realize that the combat was a relaxing, cool-looking segue from the real boss fights, which was the platforming. and personally i can't hold WW's grimdark retarded shift against them too much, because that was still very much in vogue at the time, but i do agree that it should have stayed a playful, interesting and movement-focused platforming game instead of whatever the fuck they turned it into


8eed82  No.16381192

>>16381064

>but i do agree that it should have stayed a playful, interesting and movement-focused platforming game

You are acting as if the platforming was removed entirely, when it was just as good, if not better.


c56f30  No.16381740

>>16381064

Original Prince of Persia was pretty much same as Warriot Within. Grim race with time in catacombs. Sand of Time is gay aladin. Levels look cool but everything else is lame. Worst Prince of Persia game. I played almoust all of them except PSP and Wii ports.

Warrior Within is better at everything. Half game is not lame escort mission and Prince can actualy fight. I actualy care about story. Saving some gay kingdom is for Mario.


2bfb96  No.16381747

File: 92544224e513259⋯.jpeg (164.37 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, These_16_photos_of_DEAD_R….jpeg)

>>16369790

>mom walks in


58fd7a  No.16381835

File: 6ac1cf845df1ad0⋯.jpg (25.25 KB, 474x334, 237:167, this ones going in.jpg)

>>16368971

>Western devs really struggle with good combat systems

>what is the warriors

you're not wrong though


b1bacd  No.16382654

I loved Sands of Time, but never finished WW. I'd get obsessed with exploring every nook and crany and ended up glitching the game into skipping after you got the mask and had to start all over. It happened twice so I just abandoned it. Never had the energy to go through Two Thrones since I hadn't beaten the second one.


ba89b4  No.16382674

File: 5479e6e76d1a339⋯.jpg (54.71 KB, 640x604, 160:151, cena's havin a laugh.jpg)

I wasn't into Warrior Within either when I was younger, I always enjoyed adult Aladdin more. That said, I went back and played WW about a year ago and had a good laugh when I got lost and started whacking on shit randomly and the Prince is getting increasingly agitated, yelling at shit.

That was pretty entertaining.


9fb8d0  No.16382695

>>16370362

>edgy

Fucking cuckchanners and your buzzwords.

There's nothing "edgy" about ass and tits you massive faggot.


b79b46  No.16382706

File: 60d2f0b0f0047b9⋯.png (954.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16382695

>There's nothing "edgy" about ass and tits

Ahem.


9ae478  No.16382780

>>16368939

They've flat out said in interviews before that WW was just the standard reaction to that timeperiod when fucking every game was going 'darker and edgier' route. Godsmack in the credits and trailer, heavy guitars playing during combat, etc. It was goofy, but honestly not as terribly done as people make it out to be. Probably the best part was that they actually made that shit make sense in lore, and addressed it in Two Thrones.

Sands of Time, prince is a plucky hero coping with fucking everything up and realizing monsters are real, but even by the end of the game he's gotten bogged down by how serious shit is.

Warrior Within, prince has been hunted by an immortal being for literally 7+ years, unable to settle down or rest and it has made him super fucking edgy and dark and spiteful.

Two Thrones, he's actually calmed down after defeating said immortal hunter and is starting to recover, and his mountains of angst actually becomes a secondary character he has to cope with while he's settling into a middleground of 'more laid back and lighthearted but still scarred and hardened by the shit he's seen.'


4714b8  No.16382803

File: 4d2582dd1287e25⋯.png (16.63 KB, 112x254, 56:127, Tifa-ffvii-field.png)

File: c0a91621a768bbc⋯.jpg (31.97 KB, 390x272, 195:136, ffvii_tifa.jpg)

File: 21f7112ea38de07⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 1140x817, 60:43, protective-eyewear.jpg)

File: 33800266dbb4ac9⋯.jpg (18.05 KB, 480x360, 4:3, marble.jpg)


3a7215  No.16382811

>>16382803

Why does she have wine bottles for arms?


b79b46  No.16382814

>>16382780

>Two Thrones, he's actually calmed down

>Come home after barely escaping with your life

>have hot qt in tow though

>arrive to home in flames

>qt is captured

>have to fight with a butter knife for a good while

>pajeet who you wanted to marry doesn't even know you anymore

>well, at least I have calmed down a little

>>16382811

She's officially aussie and likes to glass people.

Deepest lore.




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