def9e9 No.16025582
I caught AIDS for this salt party, dealing with attention whoring twitter thots and cuckchan, this better be a real good one.
Anyway: confirmed ending is as follows.
>Sora gets REKT by Xehanort and there’s a fake game over screen
>his hearts still beating
>fucking reaction command into a beam struggle
>Donald and goofy help him
>fucks xehanort over
>everyone’s fine except Sora gets lost in time
>final scene is Sora and Kairi on destiny island holding hands
>she goes to kiss him and he evaporates
The end. That’s seriously it. Final boss is Sora vs 13 xehanigger clones, then baphomet-xehanort, then x-blade xehanort. There’s some cool shit in the penultimate fight which takes place in a FUCKING MAZE but it’s overall garbage tbh fams
6b6430 No.16025588
>>final scene is Sora and Kairi on destiny island holding hands
I only played the first game and didn't like it because it was garbage and I saw this coming a million miles away with just second hand knowledge. people waited almost 20 years for shit
2ea4c4 No.16025595
>>16025582
Source on this? I wanna be accurate before I send any messages.
def9e9 No.16025619
>>16025595
Leaker kh3islife who’s confirmed to finish the game has a gf
She’s retarded and DMd some guys the ending then deleted her account
Everything else she said in her DMs was confirmed today by leaker cginfernoblast including some of the more insane shit like a QTE where Sora is surfing on keyblades and you have to mash triangle around 300 times (while the Names of the fags that had the mobage pop up) so it’s legit.
def9e9 No.16025625
The state of these leaks is FUCKED. It’s all attention whore namefags and they’re withholding the ending footage and distributing unlisted videos to their twitter and forum buddies, I wouldn’t even know the ending I hadn’t seen her DMs with all the other shit that’s now confirmed as legit.
Her DMs got leaked on fucking gamefaqs of all places.
630e28 No.16025660
>>16025588
Anyone not expecting a shit ass sappy fag love story hasn't been paying attention to the state of the entire world for any of the last century
f5578a No.16025668
>final scene is Sora and Kairi on destiny island holding hands
YAOIFAGS BTFO
def9e9 No.16025679
other spoilers:
>terras heart was inside Ansems「stand」the whole time
>lingering will rips his own heart out of corrupt terra and heals him
<has a genuinely cool voice
>blonde org thot wants marluxia
>vexen is back with the replica shit
>axel breaks the fourth wall in true redditbait fashion
>Donald doesn’t die he just got tired from casting flare
>aqua got saved very early and almost dies to vanitas
>proximity to Sora wakes ven up
959b19 No.16025681
>>16025677
I do feel bad for spoiling fellow anons but what must be done must be done.
c351c3 No.16025693
kh3's the final game in the series right?
def9e9 No.16025698
>>16025693
Probably not at this rate.
9a771e No.16025735
>>16025668
I don't know what they were expecting, the whole of the first game was them fighting over Kairi.
def9e9 No.16025736
>>16025721
The ending is pure soy fuel.
Also Riku and Sora combine keyblades against that swarm enemy before they fight / save aqua from getting blacked.
def9e9 No.16025771
And it’s only Sora that fights Aqua, despite what the trailers implied.
I’m not a fan of this game so I’m probably going to fuck up the names here:
The whole endgame is broken up into chunks
First one is keyblade graveyard which is a straight up ripoff of the Nier Automata credits.
Second one is a maze where you can sort of choose your boss battles, you fight most of the org members there and team up with the different protagonists of all the spinoff games to do this.
The third is in scala ad caelum which is a new world. Xehanort can twist the battlefield in one phase
It’s a fucking small arena despite the area looking huge. Massive waste of potential there.
You fight him underwater and in a floating section
He casts a spell(?) and you fight him on that circle from full metal alchemist, this is the final battle I outlined earlier. Kingdom hearts is in the background and he has the x-blade.
One of the attacks is summoning all the org-13 thrones and his clones blasting you and rushing you from them
Destiny islands is somehow connected to the realm of darkness
Ansem the Wise is a pussy for some reason now
a2ee72 No.16025817
One thing we can say about this game for sure is that the fujoshits have been utterly btfo.
def9e9 No.16025847
lol prcucks
Ending incoming judging by how much of an attention whore this guy is
f12500 No.16025858
I would join in on spoiling this on twitter but I am currently banned for a week for calling Takei on being a sodomite worthy of a lynching.
cba772 No.16025860
>>16025858
Very edgy anon, very edgy.
def9e9 No.16025863
>>16025858
top heh. I think YouTube is better for spoiling people since more people on there have open messages.
Personally waiting to get home from wagecucking and watch these videos with sound before I head to the salt mines
def9e9 No.16025893
Scalia ad Caelum is built on the ruins of Daybreak Town from the mobage
505e24 No.16025943
Oh good, I was wondering when some anon would find out the ending. Tomorrow's going to be fun.
>>16025721
gif related
a2ee72 No.16025944
>>16025943
Well ending with an asterisk anyway,
f37861 No.16025950
I wish someone has the final boss music
530a56 No.16025962
This ain't /cow/ but it sure beats talking to glowniggers on the patio all night.
def9e9 No.16025979
>>16025962
salt parties are against the rules now? what the fuck has mark been smoking?
def9e9 No.16026039
condensed into one salty sentence
Sora gets lost in time after he defeats xehanort and evaporates in front of Kairi
Also Xehanort kills kairi and it looks a lot like Griffith mindbreaking casca.
He just straight up freezes her and shatters her to “motivate Sora”
Also Sora uses darkness / rage form to defeat xehanigger and xehanigher uses light. So poetic, simply ebin.
def9e9 No.16026041
no idea how Kairi comes back btw.
there’s some massive asspull in the ending nobody has effectively leaked yet.
It’s not important because the salt creating bit is sora evaporating in front of kairi
a2ee72 No.16026047
>>16026039
>evaporates in front of Kairi
I don't think we know this specifically yet. I believe the leak that Sora disappears but we don't have the full context for it and keep in mind there's a lot of telephone game going on about it.
>>16026041
>no idea how Kairi comes back btw.
Luxord's wildcard if I were to guess. We still haven't seen what it is. If it's not that, then I'm gonna guess it lets Sora come back in the downloadable epilogue.
a2e256 No.16026048
def9e9 No.16026053
>>16026047
I’m admittedly not a kh fan so I’m super unclear as to the laws of their games
I played like half of one and all of two and none of the “spinoffs”
Leakers gf was pretty concrete about describing that scene where he evaporates in front of her, is say it’s legit and even if it’s not it will piss twitter off.
a2ee72 No.16026057
>>16026053
Ah I thought she just said he disappears and is lost in time. I didn't see that she described the scene.
>I’m admittedly not a kh fan so I’m super unclear as to the laws of their games
It's not really a "law." Luxord gives Sora a card when he beats him in the final boss gauntlet. It was obvious foreshadowing, we just don't know for what, but it could be some kind of plot coupon.
def9e9 No.16026062
>>16026057
Okay I’m on my way home from wagecuckery so I’ll be watching everything soon and miming
b24379 No.16026066
>>16026057
>Luxord gives Sora a card when he beats him in the final boss gauntlet. It was obvious foreshadowing
I'm gonna call it now, it's setting up for a DLC that Squenix will release later on down the line.
3cd2ec No.16026440
Wasn't there a study mentioning how people actually enjoy something more if it were spoiled?
e9b7d7 No.16026470
I'm so glad I never wasted my time on this pile of shit.
>>16026080
For some reason the fucking video won't load for me.
ba9f32 No.16026529
New Salt Party
What spoiler quote should we cuntpaste everywhere?
9ea9d7 No.16026561
>>16026529
Make it simple and clean - Go with the Sora/Kairi fruit trade. That alone will trigger the yaoifags, whose voice will echo through the Web.
a84381 No.16026581
>>16026440
That's true, yeah. But people get mad when they are initially spoiled, hence the salt party.
59101b No.16026605
>I like disney in my final fantasy
You're the fortnite kids of your generation.
f37861 No.16026617
I want to ask, did anyone leak the ost?
def9e9 No.16026707
>>16026605
>thinking fucking anyone takes KH seriously here
Final fantasy is the game I play when I’m home alone and want to scratch my jrpg itch
Kingdom Hearts is the game I play when I want to take a bong hit but I’m all out of weed.
KH is the proverbial bong hit of video games, most people have dabbled in it but it’s not something that’s talked about openly in serious circles.
4fd15b No.16026799
>the world needs someone strong
>someone to lead
>someone to stop the weak from polluting the world with their endless darkness
XEHANORT DID NOTHING WRONG
4fd15b No.16026802
>a real leader knows that destiny is beyond his control
>and accept that
reminder that sora is and always will be a cuck
a84381 No.16026815
>>16026605
Are you even reading the thread? It's a thread about spoiling the game for people and enjoying the salt.
b58132 No.16026962
Why do these kids/teenagers sound like they are 30?
d55dd6 No.16026987
>>16026962
Because they started voicing their characters 17 years ago.
b25174 No.16026998
>>16025847
>umm guys this spoiler isn't good for the company
I can smell the stench of soy from here.
124070 No.16027036
>>16026080
I don't understand. This makes even less sense than the ending to Final Fantasy 8. What is happening.
124070 No.16027055
>>16025847
>not good for the company
Somehow I think Square and Disney will survive.
e145f2 No.16027150
>>16027134
>implying they're not scrambling to create a new scene as we speak
Or even better
>Squeenix purposefully dropped the game early to gauge the ending reaction
>fully aware that if they didn't satisfy a horde of faggots waiting for the conclusion of this flaming piece of trash they would be decimated
086ff9 No.16027348
e145f2 No.16027763
>>16027348
There won't be any because mundane shit like "x dies" is so expected from this game that you can come up with the most elaborate ruse and people will doubt it as much as they'll believe.
What this means is you can go out and say anything you want, because there is a high probability it will happen in the game.
f004d7 No.16028690
Someone needs to put an end to Nomura's rampant autism.
b58132 No.16028697
>>16028690
Someone needs to put an end to Nomura.
edf4c9 No.16028721
>>16028697
Someone needs to put an end
139c64 No.16028792
Uploaded a small MP4 file to make it easier to spoil because >>16026080 is too retarded to download the footage.
Also
THE WRITING AND VA IS HOT GARBAGE
So happy I've never played this trash series, not even once
Simple and Clean is a bop though 👍🏿
5711ea No.16028819
>>16028792
you wouldn't happen to be posting on an iphone would you?
353637 No.16028836
I remember the ending to the first KH. When they just stopped the bad guy, Riku was trapped with Mickey, and Sora just saw this huge empty path surrounded by a serene landscape. It felt infinite! Like the whole world was waiting, that even if the situation isn't good now, it'll all work out and everything will turn out for the best. 10+ years later, I feel as dead as Sora in the ending.
3793db No.16028883
BOSTON SALT PARTY V3 WHEN?
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI
a2ee72 No.16028894
>>16028883
Honestly this picture alone would do it.
127a8c No.16028901
>>16025582
>>16025679
>thot
Why are people still using this niggerspeak?
a2ee72 No.16028904
>>16028901
>He didn't hear of the thot audit
798eaa No.16029024
>>16026080
>>16028792
Here's an easily digestible Thanos meme for social media normalfags. The salt must flow.
>>16028737
Keep crying you literal nigger.
8deefc No.16029042
>>16025679
>>terras heart was inside Ansems「stand」the whole time
I've wanted to know what the fuck the deal is with Ansem's stand for 20 years and this is the least satisfying answer possible.
4b15f6 No.16029058
Kingdom Heartsfags are worse than literally every single bad game fanbase combined (not hyperbole) so I'm looking forward to this
4b15f6 No.16029074
Though to be fair, even now that we do have spoilers I unfortunately doubt this'll even go anywhere, considering the absolute state of /v/ as of the past year
Nobody is able to get anything done and it sucks
0110a0 No.16029105
>>16028792
I think if you cut the last part with Utada Hikaru singing, and then passing it off as a fan music video for KH would be good.
798eaa No.16029143
I've been spoiling this game from a bunch of camwhores on Twitch for the past hour. I haven't had this much fun since the Han Solo dies leak.
a2ee72 No.16029149
>>16029143
Post some screenshots my good man.
cbd3c6 No.16029155
>>16028901
Because they're dumb normalfags.
798eaa No.16029184
>>16029149
I missed out on grabbing a screenshot of this nigger that looked Tito from Rocket Power, but his eyes lit up when he silently read my message. Niggers tend to do that when they read something they don't like.
baa1cd No.16029200
>>16028894
sea salt boston party
034b2a No.16029229
Fun fact: jewtube's username character limit allows for "SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES AFTER FINDING KAIRI" to be an acceptable username.
>>16029200
Perfect.
86a18c No.16029265
let the sea salt party commence
2ea4c4 No.16029295
Is it time to sticky the thread? We need more manpower.
9a1003 No.16029308
>>16029295
I'm going to sleep, make sure to archive everything so I can laugh tomorrow morning
bc750f No.16029527
Omegle spymode version:
Sora seals Xenahort and dies after finding Kairi. This is how KH3 ends.
We have 2 days to spread the message.
9bf418 No.16029548
I have never played a kingdom hearts game, it always looked like the gayest shit I could possibly imagine.
9bf418 No.16029553
>>16029229
How about just shortening it to "SORA DIES"
775c3c No.16029991
>black dude reads the comment out then bans me
>soy looking guy asks me why and tells me to get out
salt is incoming
004e27 No.16030010
>>16030002
MODS WE HAVE A PROBLEM! MODS WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
8ffc67 No.16030011
>>16026080
That was nice, better than I was expecting but I wasn't expecting to experience the fucking rapture from a kingdom hearts game to begin with.
I honestly don't see how getting spoiled on this could lessen the game.
004349 No.16030027
>>16030011
yeah it's not like it's some revelation that puts everything in a different context, or some kind of important plot detail. the hero dies at the end, kind of cliche to be honest.
ad0225 No.16030031
>>16030002
>Unrecognised command: /leftypol/
d8cbbb No.16030039
>>16026080
>>16028792
>All this CGI with wildly conflicting art styles
What am I supposed to be feeling?
775c3c No.16030056
>was going to spoil cosplay thots on chaturbate
<end up fapping
back to twitch it is
91a541 No.16030067
>>16028792
>serious voice acting
>Mickey and Gooby
>in the same scene
I will never ever understand
4c0438 No.16030080
>>16025904
>kingdom hearts 3 le…" is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party
People never learn do they?
a45041 No.16030081
>>16028792
>Goofy doesn't have anyone waiting for him
1827c2 No.16030089
>>16026080
Why did they make his hair even more retarded?
It migrated up with each iteration.
f8e736 No.16030090
>>16030081
he's a single dad fam didn't you watch the goofy movie?
>tfw max isn't in kingdom hearts
a45041 No.16030093
>>16030090
Oh that's right, I forgot.
Still pretty shitty.
4c0438 No.16030097
>>16029991
How none caught xxroxasbenisxx is beyond me
46d2e9 No.16030112
>>16028792
oh god, all the models are a massive uncanny vally, especially >>16025896 where the gold hase makes everything stand out even more.
52a371 No.16030362
five minutes until 6,000+ people get SALTed
52a371 No.16030379
im going to keep spamming it tbh
2bd26d No.16030384
>>16030123
Heihachi's hair is great you fuck though it peaked in t5
354e23 No.16030385
>>16030379
doesn't look like it's working. How embarrassing
a84381 No.16030394
>>16030379
Does he have donation reading on? You might need to throw a couple bucks out for the salt.
52a371 No.16030408
>>16030394
no i think it just plays the pillar men's theme when someone donates.
52a371 No.16030423
also can you get shadowbanned? i've tried on a few smaller channels and they don't even ban me anymore which makes me think the system got to me.
354e23 No.16030431
52a371 No.16030437
he read it on this account tbh.
>i assumed he'd die
kek'd tbh
a84381 No.16030444
>>16030431
Yeah, it's not going well. Partly because of where anon is doing it; the best places to hit are always forums and reddit, places where there are large congregations of goobers who are really into whatever we're trying to spoil. We should have been planning for this weeks ago.
52a371 No.16030445
>>16030431
wasn't working because i was shadowbanned. i don't use these aidsbog-tier sites.
52a371 No.16030447
>>16030444
trips of truth. how the fuck do i use reddit?
91a541 No.16030459
>>16030444 (checked)
The biggest problem is that thread is not called Kingdom Salt 3
52a371 No.16030461
now we're getting somewhere
52a371 No.16030467
>they're all calling for sub mode because of me
top kek
c9aba1 No.16030468
>>16030461
You gotta do this with 20+ people at the same time to do this properly.
a84381 No.16030476
>>16030447
You're asking the wrong guy. I know you need to have an account, but I'm not sure where the actual "create a new post" button is on the site.
>>16030470
Here we go. This is something, now.
52a371 No.16030477
>>16030468
if not you, then who? if not now, when?
his username is cohhcarnage
52a371 No.16030479
nigga just called me subhuman
52a371 No.16030480
he's going on a full on rant get in here fuckers
52a371 No.16030485
this shit moves too fast to screenshot
52a371 No.16030495
rip. time for a new account.
29f651 No.16030497
>>16030495
Doing Gods work anon.
a84381 No.16030523
Someone who knows more about KH than I do should go to the relationship/dating/romance parts of reddit and post asking for advice about your boyfriend suddenly disappearing. I haven't played KH so I know next to nothing about it. I hate to be an ideas guy, but it's something.
da96ca No.16030541
it's in sub mode now, party's over in this particular stream
04dca2 No.16030548
I'll grab some reactions later if I can, converting videos to uploadable size lags the shit out of my PC.
Not the best you can get, will keep going.
46371d No.16030556
devilish plan: post that in kh3 steam groups
46371d No.16030560
>this guy used roxas in his name before
<won't say benis
46371d No.16030571
>>16030548
top tier content fren
04dca2 No.16030618
Got a really good one, will post in a bit.
bec4b1 No.16030622
>furfag streams
>someone spoils the game
>t-that doesn't mean anything b-buh-bye! ;)
god i love when chat messages appear on the stream
1417be No.16030631
>>16030625
>fishing for sympathy on a friggin twitch stream
Feel nothing but disgust
46371d No.16030634
>>16030627
top heh i've gotten this lad like four separate times
04dca2 No.16030635
>>16030634
I heard him ranting for ten minutes about someone, probably you. He thinks it's the same person doing it.
46371d No.16030662
>>16030635
kek. i think there's going to be a lot of overlap on twitch.
194334 No.16030666
>>16030548
He looks like a disgusting hook nosed goblin.
46371d No.16030670
follow cenofett he reads them out
740927 No.16030673
>>16030642
>it means nothing to me!
>yet stop playing to let that sink in
2c63c9 No.16030677
Anyone try cosplay thots yet?
29f651 No.16030679
Whoever keeps hitting Sonic189T, he's fucking livid. I wish I could fucking capture.
bec4b1 No.16030680
>Egoraptor is livestreaming a Kingdom hearts marathon
>chat is visible in the video
this could be amazing if he starts streaming again
46371d No.16030682
>>16030677
i tried and failed. there's always thots cosplaying overwatch shit on chaturbate though.
46371d No.16030697
>>16030692
you can just indefinitely make accounts with cock.li emails
04dca2 No.16030699
>>16030697
I know, I'm working on it.
29f651 No.16030703
He can't figure out how to get rid of the name onscreen.
bec4b1 No.16030713
he really doesn't seem to care you guys
46371d No.16030717
>>16030713
what's this guy's name? I'll tell him that lion king world isn't in the game. that'll really set him off.
bec4b1 No.16030719
29f651 No.16030720
Any anons with Discord can enjoy fucking there as well.
9a1003 No.16030721
>>16030697
>cock.li
>wasting vincent's hardware
just use 10minute mail retard it's even faster than registering a new email
a2f65f No.16030723
>>16026561
Why would fujoshits expect Disney to ever agree to yaoi ending in a game officially littered with their IPs?
Oh right it’s not that Disney anymore
46371d No.16030735
>>16030721
i dislike him for shilling goonswarm a few years ago he can get fucked tbh :^)
29f651 No.16030773
>>16030763
Best part is if you spoil in his one, he goes on a tirade on how it's all fake. It's fucking hysterical.
46371d No.16030782
>>16030773
>that instant ban though
he knows it's real deep down
a2f65f No.16030794
>>16030763
>its more fun to humiliate the spoilers people with their own facts, because they can’t back up anything lulz
what
efc0aa No.16030799
>>16028792
Is this it? I knew the series was shit but I thought they would give the autists an actual ending.
46371d No.16030811
>>16030799
nomura actually just hates sora
bec4b1 No.16030813
>>16030760
>>16030763
>>16030773
you guys weren't kidding, look at this pure 200% concentrated virgin salt
6d1f70 No.16030814
>I seriously waited years for kh3 and ruined it for myself in 9 mins
Big kek
6d1f70 No.16030818
9a1003 No.16030822
>>16030813
>I'm not angry
>ur such a loser lmao
>get a life
>I'M NOT ANGRY
oh fuck
46371d No.16030833
>>16030813
this is the content i came for
46371d No.16030857
death_unites_us thinks leakers are scum of the earth
>i'd rather spend my time with a murderer, at least they do something with their time
hmm
29f651 No.16030865
>>16030852
Fuck, I was waiting to get him. Came back to 1 day follow requirement.
04dca2 No.16030867
>>16030865
Sorry, anon, he bumped it up because of me.
I followed him with a new one, here's hoping he's streaming tomorrow.
46371d No.16030871
>>16030867
sr_sam is going on a rant every time he's spoiled
4d4898 No.16030872
>>16030850
>final warning
>banned
Someone needs to beat the meaning of "warning" into that guy.
46371d No.16030875
he unironically thinks it's one guy doing all this and not several lads having a laff at supersrs twitch soyim
29f651 No.16030885
>>16030813
It's great. If enough fuck with him, reckon he'd turn off entirely.
>>16030867
Hit him twice before the half hour, it's funny how everyone assumes its just one person.
46371d No.16030892
>>16030885
>fucking instant
<im gonna change my thing to follower mode
<t-thank god i didnt read that tho
1ef024 No.16030899
They're re-using the conveyor belt segment of Halloween Town?
This game took them a fucking decade
46371d No.16030916
>getting messaged about this shit
46371d No.16030917
>implying he expected anything different
29f651 No.16030928
>>16030916
>>16030917
> DUDE SERIOUSLY
HEH.
115720 No.16030932
>>16030916
>>16030917
lel what a fucking window licker.
124070 No.16030939
>>16029548
>it always looked like the gayest shit I could possibly imagine.
You have no idea.
46371d No.16030947
need a new account, got one and have some negresses on the line :^)
04dca2 No.16030951
I can't speak frog but I think i pissed a french stream off. ysangwen slammed his desk.
>>16030947
Names?
46371d No.16030954
>when it's a team up episode
46371d No.16030961
>ztashii
<im getting pissed at people spoiling KH3
<thats the second person
heh
7dd551 No.16030962
But isnt the actual ending that Sora goes away to find Kairis Heart? he doesnt actually die, hes just gone lol
29f651 No.16030963
> Bans spoiler message but quotes name
>>16030954
Like how she banned your shit but mine stayed.
8ffa23 No.16030964
>>16030813
>"you spoiled a child's game for me?! you must be sad and have no life!"
lel
46371d No.16030969
>don't read it guise
<i-i didn't read it guise i swear
8a7dd7 No.16030970
https://www.sham.chat/
http://rolechat.org/
We did this for the Boston Salt Party before you bully me for my choice of where to spoil.
650bde No.16030973
>>16030963
>>16030969
>>16030954
Good work my fellow spoiler terrorists.
2600ea No.16030979
>>16030917
>DUDE SERIOUSLY
My fucking sides
fb8554 No.16030981
the easy targets are streamers who have notifications for followers turned on, if anybody knows what this guy said in german let me know
04dca2 No.16030984
>>16030969
She just shut down alerts too.
2e9b99 No.16030985
>>16030813
he's clearly upset
2600ea No.16030992
>>16030989
Seal yourself in frosting fat fuck
982f17 No.16030994
>>16030981
>seriously?!?
Not a whole lot.
b58132 No.16030995
46371d No.16030996
8a7dd7 No.16030997
>>16030989
Good work, cakejew
46371d No.16030999
>another crossover episode
41712e No.16031000
>>16030992
Don't make me suck your dick
>>16030995
Sorry that I wasn't able to put it in the entire title though. Also you guys wanna make a seperate thread for mining salt? or do you wanna use this thread.
29f651 No.16031001
>>16031000
May as well use this thread since still ongoing anyway.
41712e No.16031002
>>16031001
alright then, sticky or no sticky.
077297 No.16031003
Whoa bro epic salt gathering for the win. Probably the weakest raid I've seen in my life.
838405 No.16031004
>>16031003
KH3 sucks, cuck, now fuck off
41712e No.16031007
>>16031003
it hasn't even begun.
11061b No.16031008
>>16031003
Shouldn't you be writing SoraxGoofy fanfics or something?
46371d No.16031009
>>16031002
i say sticky
>>16031003
>being mad you got spoiled
68f28c No.16031010
>>16031003
All the burgers are wageslaving right now, faggot. Just wait for this evening.
41712e No.16031012
>>16031009
Very well
LET US BEGIN
9bf418 No.16031014
>>16030813
we're reaching levels of passive aggresive that shouldn't even be possible
a2f65f No.16031016
This ending is so boring that reddit going to circlejerk it like its so profound and deep arent they
1c89ec No.16031019
f8244b No.16031024
It’s times like these where I realize how fortunate I am this has never happened to something I like.
I mean hey, it sucks for Kingdom Hearts fans, but I’m not a Kingdom Hearts fan so why should I give a shit?
And Fallout fans deserved to have that shit spoiled for them.
These people should know better than to be on the internet during a time like this if they care about spoilers anyways.
838405 No.16031028
>>16031016
And the sun will come up tomorrow.
Of course they will, they're all fuckwits. A puddle is deep and meaningful to them.
1c89ec No.16031031
>>16031027
IT BEGINS!
THE BOSTON SALT PARTY STARTS AFRESH!
838405 No.16031032
>>16031027
>being so anally annihilated about a stupid story that you contemplate murder
Man I wish they would at least try something stupid so they would get themselves killed.
a2ee72 No.16031037
>>16031031
Sea Salt Party, anon. There's no Boston in this game.
982f17 No.16031039
You don't need a valid email to sign up unless the channel has verified users only in chat. You can just use anything and be fine.
46371d No.16031043
>christian streamers exist
46371d No.16031049
>another crossover episode
46371d No.16031053
>>16031039
m8 i've made over 6 accounts using cock.li and 10minutemail emails. twitch doesn't give a fuck.
a2ee72 No.16031054
>>16031043
I'm surprised they can handle the sheer amount of lewd this game has.
838405 No.16031059
>>16031043
>pastor
I bet he got his degree thing online
b93f20 No.16031061
>>16029548
Because it is. No joke every person I knew who kept bothering with the series after 2 turned into a faggot.
46371d No.16031062
>b-but im a staff member so i can b& you forever
<implying i cant just reset my router and get a whole new IP
982f17 No.16031065
>>16031053
I'm saying that you don't need a real email. You can do everything without being verified. Creating new accounts is quite a bit faster if you just put in afawf@awda.com.
b36bc3 No.16031069
>>16031065
>afawf@awda.com
Not even a verification link? That sounds amazingly badly designed.
04dca2 No.16031070
Important sidenote.
Twitch accounts can be shadowbanned from chatting. Just happened to me. Logged out on the right.
982f17 No.16031071
>>16031069
Yeah you don't need anything.
838405 No.16031072
>>16031061
>tfw didn't even get halfway with 1
Its a boring ass slog for progress, how can people play this shit?
f8244b No.16031074
Go on twitter
Why are you only sticking to twitch, most of the real autistics hang out on either twitter or deviantart
1c89ec No.16031075
>>16031070
>Twitch has shadowbanning
What the fuck?
b93f20 No.16031077
>>16031072
Some people just really, really wanted to see Cloud on the PS2 I guess.
86642f No.16031080
>>16030989
based and cakepilled
825c13 No.16031084
>>16031065
if you want to be able to fuck with anyone it's easier to verify - and 10minuitemail works just as well as your actual email.
do whatever you want though fam im here for the salt :^)
a2f65f No.16031085
>>16030999
Is this lazy mods or they just don't give a fuck?
825c13 No.16031087
>>16031075
yep, you need to constantly make new accounts
3d1437 No.16031089
>>16025582
You're not harvesting salt, you're just being an asshole for no reason.
fb8554 No.16031092
>>16031043
i was just mining christian salt right now, what a coincidence
304024 No.16031094
>>16031091
only if there was someway to get people from cuckchan to come to the front page and see that
ec84f5 No.16031102
>>16031094
We just need the 4/v/ mods to ban something their users want to talk about again.
825c13 No.16031103
>>16031094
i don't want cuckchan on my front page tbh
825c13 No.16031106
>>16031092
IT DOESN'T WORK
29f651 No.16031108
Since there's fuck all going on in KH section, the gaming podcast area is talking about KH. Might be worth hitting anons. I'm waiting for follow only shit to ease up.
>>16031104
When I hit him, he raged at the mods for the fucking name getting past.
a2f65f No.16031110
8a7dd7 No.16031118
I spent ten minutes unironically roleplaying with Izuku from My Hero Academia because I was hoping for eventual rage as I kept spoiling things
I feel dirty for saying this, but it was kind of fun
e23e32 No.16031121
>>16031113
>LGBTQIA+
what in the fuck?
bcf20a No.16031124
Anyone tried mass spoiling on the Kangdum Harts subreddit?
>make throwaway
>look for every single user on the sub (it should have a list of all of them I think)
>pm all of them spoilers so that they have no way of avoiding them and no way of mods to immediately delete them or shadowban you
29f651 No.16031126
>>16031124
Fuck it I'll try now.
650bde No.16031128
>>16031124
How does rebbit work? Can you just set it so you sent your PM to everyone at once?
1ef024 No.16031130
>>16031116
Behold, the face of furfags everywhere.
bcf20a No.16031132
>>16031128
Never used reddit, but I believe there is. I recall someone mass PM'ed leddit during the nuStar Wars and Bonston salt parties
b93f20 No.16031133
>>16031121
Lesbian, gay, bi, tranny, queer, incel, autistic?
a2f65f No.16031134
>>16031116
holy fuck the sound of pure autism
9bf418 No.16031135
>>16031124
or reply with spoiles to their posts in unrelated subreddits
29f651 No.16031142
>>16031124
Best I can do in 5 mins. Now to wait.
6a3ebe No.16031143
>>16031124
This sounds funny as hell. I'm about to lose my reddit virginity.
edf4c9 No.16031144
>>16031121
Lesbian gay bisexual trans queer ??? asexual
1ef024 No.16031147
Someone should make a clickbait-y youtube clip compilation of "KH3 gameplay" and bury a spoiler in it.
1ef024 No.16031152
>>16031147
milking Twitchfags is funny and all but the economy on it is so small
124070 No.16031153
>>16031144
Intersex I think.
b93f20 No.16031155
>>16031147
If The Best Gamers were still around they'd do that.
63c7ca No.16031158
>>16025582
>Final boss is Sora vs 13 xehanigger clones, then baphomet-xehanort, then x-blade xehanort.
Fanfiction tier and baby gamedesign tier. Bravo
fb8554 No.16031159
by the way if you experience that your browser is crashing on twitch, it's a sign that they are forcing you to log out after banning your account
838405 No.16031162
a2f65f No.16031163
briar_rose sounds about to lose their shit from sucking ass and has follower announcements
b93f20 No.16031165
>>16031158
Wouldn't baby tier not even have a final boss?
5ad6d6 No.16031166
>>16029553
No one would care about a death alone. Sora dies in KH1 and comes back. Deaths don't matter in Kingdom Hearts because no one stays dead. It's part of why there can be 13 fucking Xehanorts at once, he split up into a bunch of Xehanorts when he died then his original self came back to life anyway and also did some time travel and body-snatching to pad the numbers so now there are 13 of him
825c13 No.16031172
>>16031159
they're just serving me more ads tbh
650bde No.16031175
>>16031159
Twitch is usually lagging my whole PC and browser freezes. Maybe its because I'm still on SJWfox 42 but on chrome its slightly better.
ec2ab0 No.16031176
>>16030763
why do they have a dead redditor as an emote
97a864 No.16031179
>>16030917
This is beautiful.
a2f65f No.16031183
lol all they did was post emotes… but the name is still up on screen as last follower despite stopping game and modding people
2ea4c4 No.16031184
Can someone tell me how the fuck I navigate Reddit? I want to send personal messages, but they've changed everything since the Salt Party.
54d25b No.16031190
So the ending is a ripoff of a much better game
29f651 No.16031191
>>16031184
It's a pain in the ass. Just google to r/KingdomHearts then go on new threads with shit. Easiest way.
a84381 No.16031192
All the "oof," "yikes," and similar soyspeak gives me solace that we are doing the right thing.
>>16030899
Duke Nukem forever took 12 years.
>>16031089
Wah wah
ce5a57 No.16031196
>>16025582
>Sora literally gets cucked out of time
wew
ec2ab0 No.16031197
>>16030813
>my dude
>repeats the same thing 20 times
>i'm not mad
e23e32 No.16031198
>>16031176
pretty sure it was an emote before totalasscancer died.
7dd551 No.16031201
Yall need to post the real shit, Xion is back, so is roxas, and Riku fucks namine
5ad6d6 No.16031212
>>16031203
I'm guessing she means no spoiling the ending to KH2, since it's her first playthrough. Looks like she's right around the final boss anyway so there's not much left to spoil.
825c13 No.16031216
>>16031211
>tienamensquaremassacre, israelisaterroristnation, and daviddukeisafed
8a7dd7 No.16031217
>>16031211
What a fucking cuck, telling them how to protect themselves. Better send those PMs fast, everyone.
270a36 No.16031218
>>16031211
>exploding_van.webm
6b2ccd No.16031221
>>16030090
I wonder why Max isn't in KH. It would have given Goofy more depth if he was a father in the game.
650bde No.16031222
>>16031211
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
04c193 No.16031223
If you don't want to use the cancerous new reddit format, replace www with old, so it should look like old.reddit.com.
6bfb1d No.16031227
>>16031222
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
3c80ef No.16031228
This guy started screaming the fuck out. The amount of autism in the KH fanbase never ceases to amaze me.
1fd0df No.16031234
I would ask why this is stickied and the name of the board since nobody over the age of 12 should care about the writing to kingdom hearts.
Then it hit me that Mark probably cares, saw this and got super buttmad, and now this is to share the pain like there are like minded people here.
Just like how he thinks other people buy games on xbone like he does.
41712e No.16031235
>>16031228
Post a video nigger.
3c80ef No.16031236
>>16031235
How the fuck do I save a Twitch stream?
825c13 No.16031237
>>16031228
this dude is gold
270a36 No.16031238
>>16031228
Spaniard anon here,he's fucking mad as shit
2ea4c4 No.16031240
>>16031236
He's verified, meaning that his video is logged. You can also create clips, but I don't know how.
41712e No.16031243
>>16031234
>Waah who cares not me :^)
Ain't you a salty bitch nigga
59bea1 No.16031246
>>16025896
These games have always been corny as fuck but was it really this cheesy?
650bde No.16031248
I just learned you can also directly whisper to people, so whisper those streamers the spoilers after they b& you on their channel. I think it goes through and they get the message.
077297 No.16031249
>>16031019
>>16031010
>>16031009
>>16031008
>>16031007
>>16031004
Salt from the salt farmers. Imagine getting trolled while trying to be one.
2ea4c4 No.16031250
REMINDER, SOME STREAMERS HAVE DONATIONS WHERE YOU CAN PAY TO PLAY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
8a7dd7 No.16031252
>>16031211
wait, which one of you fuckers is it
04dca2 No.16031253
>>16031236
I use a program called Twitch Leecher. You can punch in the video URL, which will just be the first video in the Videos tab, and select a time you want downloaded.
838405 No.16031255
>>16031249
>lol I was pretending to be a fucking retard ecks dee
Suicide is your only way out now.
1fd0df No.16031259
>>16031243
You are spoiling that the hero saves the day at the end of a disney game. The reason salt party worked was because it was an act of cathersis. Todd shat on new vegas and said his new darling would be better than it and it wasn't. It was a nice fuck you to an arrogant developer.
This is a disney game for children. If this is as desperate as people are getting for something to spoil you may as well start spoiling ios games. Its going to be the same level of shocking reveals.
270a36 No.16031260
now the streamer said "i-i really don't care that i got spoiled, but if i got a time machine i'll probably kill him when he's a baby" he's so fucking mad holy shit
825c13 No.16031262
>it's so weird that these people follow
3c80ef No.16031264
>>16031260
>now I'm afraid of every new name I see
wew
41712e No.16031267
>>16031260
see if you can cap it by using Alt + X
270a36 No.16031268
>>16031267
i'm gonna webm it no worries
b58132 No.16031269
>>16031259
>a game faggots have been expecting to come out for over a decade
>not worth spoiling
59bea1 No.16031270
==★★SORA SEALS XEHANORT AND DIES★★
★★AFTER FINDING KAIRI★★
a2f65f No.16031272
>>16031270
how do you say this in spanish
41712e No.16031274
>>16031259
>You're spoiling a game I like
>S-Stop it
Fuck you faggot. We're having fun here.
04dca2 No.16031275
I recommend trying out kawaiiikate.
41712e No.16031276
>>16031270
Want me to fix your post?
270a36 No.16031279
>he's now asking for people to whisper him for mod status and people are whispering him with spoiler names
jesus christ this guy is 500% mad
>>16031272
Sora sella Xehanort y muer despues de encontrar a Kairi
ba9f32 No.16031282
>Spoil on Twitch
>Get banned immediately from chat
What's even the point anymore?
I'd waste a buck but I'm a fucking poorfag
270a36 No.16031283
b58132 No.16031284
>>16031272
Sora sella a Xehanort y muere luego de encontrar a Kairi.
ba9f32 No.16031287
124070 No.16031292
>>16031184
Click on "Visit Old Reddit".
29f651 No.16031295
Striking out so far, but got something posted to r/Gayming. Who knows what'll come out of it, unless I'm shadowbanned.
ec2ab0 No.16031296
>>16031275
>50 year old skank trying to look 20
>ironic weeb
>ponyfag
Doing god's work anon
e23e32 No.16031297
>>16031259
>KH
>for children
it's been 14 years since KH2 retard, no child cares about KH3 story.
650bde No.16031299
>>16031297
Right, it's for literal manchildren.
b93f20 No.16031300
>>16031296
The sad thing she was probably an actual kid when this series started.
2ea4c4 No.16031307
>>16031296
>that image
Aren't you an ironic weeb though, Sabian?
ba9f32 No.16031309
Omegle is still gold to this day
650bde No.16031311
>I d-d-don't even mind getting spoiled you know!!!
825c13 No.16031313
>>16031311
they all say this kek
124070 No.16031314
Has anyone explained why Kairi is dead and Sora goes to find her and then all of a sudden both Sora and Kairi are sitting in a tree and then Sora suddenly evaporated?
ec2ab0 No.16031318
9a771e No.16031323
Tumblr How-to
Because tumblr will produce much more salt.
Go to:
https://tumblr.com/tagged/kingdom-hearts
https://tumblr.com/tagged/kh
https://tumblr.com/tagged/kh2
https://tumblr.com/tagged/kh3
https://tumblr.com/tagged/khgifs
https://tumblr.com/tagged/soriku
https://tumblr.com/tagged/akuroku
The people that post in these tags will be our targets. Some blogs require you to be logged in to view them now, but many don't. Reminder to check the timestamp of their latest post on their blog to see if they're even still active.
Method 1: Ask box
Tumblr's settings by default last I checked allows anonymous non-logged-in users to send messages straight to the tumblrina's inbox through the blog's "Ask" page if they have it enabled. The link is targetusername.tumblr.com/ask
Note that there is a character limit and you can only use text. Be aware that IPs from anonymous asks are logged and visible to the target.
Method 2: Following and liking
Create an account and name yourself a spoiler, then go around following people and liking their posts to spam their dashboard and/or notifications.
Method 3: Posting in popular tags
This one is probably not as effective anymore because people have been able to filter posts containing keywords for a while now even without a browser extension. Tumblr also is pretty good at keeping people from spamming by shadowbanning them or not showing posts from people with accounts less than X days old, so you would have to play the long game.
If you still want to do this, know that only the first 5 tags on a post count. You can't just load up your post with every tag, it won't show up in the search for any but the first 5. So you'll have to make multiple posts with 5 different tags each.
Feel free to post images and videos.
It might be a good idea to take the webms posted in this thread, combine them into one video and use that, saying it's a trailer, and at the end of the video reveal that it's the ending for any dipshits too retarded to have already realized they've just been spoiled. With some smug anime girls. :^)
650bde No.16031327
YOU CAN ALSO HOST THEM AND IF THEY HAVE ALERTS IT WILL POP UP THE SAME
1320f3 No.16031329
>>16031259
"I'm so not butthurt!" the post.
2ea4c4 No.16031333
>>16031318
>filename is different
Damn, thought you were Cycle.
5532d7 No.16031334
>>16031314
I thought "Sora" "dies" at the end of every game. The shock death should have lost all meaning by now.
989a04 No.16031337
https://mastodon.sergal.org/@xxroxasbenisxx/101467629233364229
Please boost
password should be easy to solve if you want to responsibly shitpost, read the rules
ba9f32 No.16031338
Playstation and Final Fantasy focused forums are a must as well
Tons of slat to mine there
41712e No.16031344
ec2ab0 No.16031349
>>16031333
It's alright, your trips forgive
d3d032 No.16031355
Is this the ending of the base game or does it have the day 1 dlc shit in it?
ec2ab0 No.16031361
>>16031355
If it does we spoil that shit too
7dd551 No.16031363
>>16031355
ending of the base game, the spoilers you guys are spamming isnt really the actual ending, and he doesnt die, he "goes away" its implied somewhat but thats like saying of someone farts it means they ate a specific meal by the smell, when it comes to this story.
650bde No.16031367
Hosting and Raiding is pretty good, two extra announcements and they might even have sound! It also works when you are b& from the chat.
a3dda5 No.16031368
for non spaniards in a nutshell:
>i really don't care about spoilers but if i had a time machine i would go back in time to fuck him up!
b93f20 No.16031369
>>16031363
You've done a rather pathetic job trying to hide your asspain, just letting you know.
2ea4c4 No.16031371
>>16031368
Audio's fucked.
7dd551 No.16031379
>>16031369
not even mad, just saying theres more to spoil than the current thing yall are saying. Spoil the other character stuff too.
a3dda5 No.16031381
>>16031371
fuck me i gotta do it again
3c80ef No.16031386
>In the first webm he rants about spoilers and how it's childish and you must be retarded if you think it's funny. He also calls me a retard.
>In the second webm he gets frustrated because someone started sending him spoilers via private message
c58d8d No.16031387
>>16031225
>It's just a theory!
>a game theory!
c22cb5 No.16031390
You guys should try putting the spoiler in your throwaway usernames as well.
650bde No.16031391
>I'm not sure if we can remove the raiding from chat…
650bde No.16031393
>>16031386
>>In the second webm he gets frustrated because someone started sending him spoilers via private message
That was me, he didn't respond though.
c58d8d No.16031400
>>16031275
The fucking icing on the cake
ba9f32 No.16031408
>Spoil one streamer
>Somebody already got to him
>They think it's one guy
AHAHAHAAHAHAH
a3dda5 No.16031409
>>16031371
>>16031386
audio should be fixed now
c22cb5 No.16031414
See, this is how an imageboard boycotts shit games.
We should do this more often.
2ea4c4 No.16031417
>>16031414
There are only so many opportunities to spoil hugely anticipated games like this.
c22cb5 No.16031418
>>16031417
Has been for a long time now. Remember Fallout 4?
ba9f32 No.16031419
>>16031414
Hard
Usually only happens when the fanbase is autistic enough, the game is plot driven and leaks happen.
I hope to god The Brap of Us 2 gets it's ending leaked.
41712e No.16031425
>>16031419
Oh god, that would be great if it did.
2ea4c4 No.16031426
>>16031418
Yeah, I wish some of that was archived. Next time we'll be able to do it is probably Elder Scrolls VI or TLoU Part II.
f877e5 No.16031431
>>16031428
>nerd niggas gettin roasted and spoiled
ba9f32 No.16031432
6d1f70 No.16031433
>>16031419
That could be great if a leak comes out. Spoiling every fucking journo and cuck sucker in Twitter (as well as vidya reviewers) in existance would be a joy one only gets once in a lifetime.
b93f20 No.16031435
>>16031419
That game is going to be so embarrassing I think spoiling it would be doing them a favor.
2ea4c4 No.16031436
We're doing good, but I think we need to start spoiling them in places you wouldn't expect. How about we leave comments all over on the most popular videos on PornHub, eHentai, etc.?
091689 No.16031437
Heh, does Squeenix have anything worth saving at this point other than dragon quest?
c22cb5 No.16031441
>>16031428
Try saving space with capital letters instead of using underline
>SoraSealsXehanortAndDies
a3dda5 No.16031442
i would raid r/kingdomhearts but they need phone verification for you to post them, fucking cucks.
41712e No.16031443
>>16031436
I was thinking of doing it in promentent Sony/Spanish games like God of War and Spiderman on PS4. I'm currently on a waitlist for some fortnite fag.
844d2a No.16031444
>>16031436
What are popular Twitch streams that KH fans could watch, that aren't of Kingdom Hearts? Nintendo shit? We need to branch out to bigger streams.
c22cb5 No.16031447
>>16031442
Look up public numbers on google. You can use them for free and get confirmation messages from them.
ba9f32 No.16031448
>>16031437
Nothing because most of the dev teams from their other games are completely gone
Dragon Quest still manages to be somewhat decent because the team is still half alive.
29f651 No.16031452
>>16031442
Just refreshing new posts and messaging them works as well, if want the lazy route.
>>16031441
Will do so when I'm next banned. 4 fucking accounts died at once.
794491 No.16031456
>>16031211
>Hershel Lewdton
Which one of you glorious niggerfaggots did this
29f651 No.16031458
Oh yeah, forgot Reddit has IRC chat shit now. Could be good.
04dca2 No.16031460
>>16031452
> 4 fucking accounts died at once.
You were IP banned. Use a VPN. They won't even let me open up twitch without one.
9a1003 No.16031461
>>16031408
it is one guy though what are you talking about?
29f651 No.16031462
>>16031460
Used a proxy then turned off after signing up. No issues thus far.
650bde No.16031463
>that moment when his face of joy about getting hosted changes into despair
091689 No.16031466
>>16025582
It would be great if Squeenix actually would kill the main character. but he will obviously come back in 50 years when KH 4 comes out.
c22cb5 No.16031467
>>16031452
Can you post image links on the chat? Someone should make loss edits of the ending and upload it to imgur for easy posting or something
a3dda5 No.16031470
>>16031452
i meant their Discord channel
6d1f70 No.16031472
>>16031463
>That reaction
>That chat meltdown
Why are spanish speaking faggots the most assblasted?
c22cb5 No.16031474
>>16031463
Record everything
Post webms
Make griefing great again
ba9f32 No.16031476
>>16031461
He thinks it's one guy making several accounts
I only ever made one
091689 No.16031478
>>16031467
make a jewtube video and label it kingdom hearts 3 secret trailer and put in sorah dies like they did with star wars
ba9f32 No.16031481
>>16031463
10/10
Also, any browser option to record Twitch?
If not what software are you fags using?
9a1003 No.16031483
285bd3 No.16031484
>>16031481
OBS my man and then use webm for retards to process it
ba9f32 No.16031485
650bde No.16031486
>>16031481
What >>16031483
I used OBS to capture it and then WebmforRetards(ffmpeg) to convert it.
3c80ef No.16031487
>>16031463
This is some good shit.
c22cb5 No.16031488
>>16031479
Are you posting there? Make a new thread pretending you're annoyed that someone spoiled KH3 then put it right in the description.
>Hey guys someone spoiled KH3 for me. Don't worry, I won't tell that Sora seals Xehanort and dies after finding Kairi.
Don't forget to nuke your account after the ban and never touch reddit again
29f651 No.16031492
>>16031488
Got banned from posting right away since they don't allow anyone new to post without severe modding, so shitposting in messages seems to be working.
034b2a No.16031494
>>16031488 (Heil'd)
>spoiler
What about when TES 6 or Fallout 5's ending gets leaked?
086ff9 No.16031496
>>16030081
he suppose to have a cow girlfriend, but i guess she died giving birth to max
091689 No.16031499
Wut? Kingdom hearts comes out on the exact date as RE2 remake?
29f651 No.16031502
Causing new users to get pissed at the sub itself. Didn't see that coming.
91a541 No.16031509
>>16031492
They knew this was going to happen. Weeks ago someone sent a bunch of halfchan screencaps to ecelebs warning them about the incoming spoilers
6d1f70 No.16031510
>>16031488 (Holy shit, checked)
It would be good if someone sneaked one using the first letters of every line.
So I just …..
ought to…
right after I…
and then….
Disney…
I thought…
excellent game..
series I love…
You get the idea.
ba9f32 No.16031513
>>16031499
Shittons of games usually come out this month and the next
They're called dump months for a reason, it's when non blockbusters usually make their presence.
8a7dd7 No.16031526
>>16031510
it already happened
c22cb5 No.16031527
>>16031513
They sure are months full of dump alright.
c58d8d No.16031528
>>16031437
Well they own Taito, that's about it
6d1f70 No.16031529
>>16031526
oh fug hahaha, I didn't notice it
04dca2 No.16031533
It was someone different, by the way. I hadn't followed these guys yet.
I'm done for now. Thanks for the fun, anons.
29f651 No.16031540
>>16031533
I've hit them with each account, and he's speged the fuck out each time.
b24379 No.16031544
>>16031533
Yup, that's a booty-blastin'.
29f651 No.16031545
>>16031541
Pretty sure automod stopped that posting. Refresh and check messages.
650bde No.16031547
>>16031540
What's his name? I will follow and host him.
ec2ab0 No.16031555
>>16031533
This is peak soylent. Why are these people always so fucking fake? Do they think they're fucking famous or something?
29f651 No.16031556
>>16031547
TheWay_TV. Do us proud anon.
2ea4c4 No.16031557
3c80ef No.16031558
>>16031545
Oh fuck you're right. So, I just edit the title of the post and then it's good to go?
c22cb5 No.16031559
>>16031541
Nice.
Try making a thread that's not about spoilers (maybe about the previous games or music or something) to lure them in and put the spoiler in between the lines. They're expecting spoilers, gotta trick them.
ba9f32 No.16031560
29f651 No.16031563
>>16031558
Post [Discussion] and [KH3] in name I believe.
29f651 No.16031568
Anon's gonna be IP banned
353087 No.16031569
>>16031444
Try the big normalfag game streams, Fortnite, Overwatch, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of KH fans were into that garbage. And don't just limit yourselves to Twitch, hit Jewtube streams, too. Also, sites like gamefags are good as well, lots of KH fags there on the dedicated boards and the system boards. Should be able to flood the boards and spam topics (with images if you have them, even) fairly easily.
c22cb5 No.16031571
>>16031557
>No me jodán! Esta desactivada el hosteo! (don't fuck me over! Hosting is disabled now!)
2e9b99 No.16031576
>>16031533
those guys are cute boipussies. would ravage with my 10 inch dick.
2e9b99 No.16031579
>>16031463
spanish people are so autistic
c22cb5 No.16031580
I hope someone makes a compilation of these and put it up on youtube under the guise of being a new trailer.
2e9b99 No.16031581
efb53f No.16031583
As far a music for any anon that starts to work on a webm for this. I have two thoughts
~Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture w/ Cannons 11:38 to 15:08
~Grieg - In the Hall of the Mountain King
2ea4c4 No.16031590
So I won a thing. What does it mean?
f004d7 No.16031594
>>16031557
>what is youtube-dl -F <link>
>what is youtube-dl -f <format_code> <link>
29f651 No.16031595
>>16031590
That's a lot of pepes anon.
41712e No.16031598
>>16031583
I was thinking Allegro con Brio
b24379 No.16031602
>>16031583
Wouldn't Mussorgsky's "The Hut on Fowls' Legs, (Baba Yaga)" work better for this?
41712e No.16031606
>>16031602
it would actually.
23d85b No.16031607
>>16031602
>>16031583
Nah, put some funny music instead.
41712e No.16031609
Should I cycle the next thread? or just sticky it when this one dies
2ea4c4 No.16031613
>>16031609
Don't cycle. Cycle should be reserved for conferences and announcement streams. Just pin a new thread when this one tops out.
3c80ef No.16031614
>>16031609
I'd say it's better to create a new one. But we would need to transfer everything juicy to the new thread
6f0baf No.16031615
>>16031609
Sticky, there are some .mp4s here that will die in a cyclical thread and people are stupid and don't download them
63c7ca No.16031619
>>16031165
>Wouldn't baby tier not even have a final boss?
That would be a "I want to be a hollywood director" tier , more below baby tier.
That shit with Kingdomhearts 3 final boss you would see in many lazy amateur games like the ones made in RPG makers.
9a1003 No.16031626
>>16031590
>s0ra_dies_xehanort_sealed won
2ea4c4 No.16031630
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So for those who don't know, /asmr/ is widely considered to be the boogeymen of the ASMR community. Vice actually gave the board a shout out when they were interviewing this chick, but coincidentally, she seems to be excited for KH3. It's cute that she fosters dogs, though. I appreciate that.
>>>/asmr/153276
c65ba3 No.16031633
>>16031590
Okay that's perfect for one line spoilers, maytbe add yaoi fags BTFO at some point?
752231 No.16031634
>>16031426
Honestly who even plays TES for the main questline?
2ea4c4 No.16031636
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>>16031602
As it is winter, I nominate Prokofiev's Battle on Ice from Alexander Nevsky.
3c80ef No.16031637
838405 No.16031644
>>16031630
>community for loudly whispering in someone's ear
Why?
798eaa No.16031652
>>16031637
I think I'm going to die of sodium chloride poisoning.
a84381 No.16031654
>>16031644
It turns some people on. I don't really get it.
41712e No.16031656
>>16031613
>>16031614
>>16031615
Alright, sounds good. Although make sure to have a proper title for the next thread. I recommend Sea Salt Party.
a84381 No.16031658
>>16031656
Destiny Island Salt Party
b93f20 No.16031660
>>16031634
Probably the same kind of retard who would still entertain the though of wasting their time with a Bethesda game.
285bd3 No.16031661
more spaniard salt coming right up
>sora would not die he's the MC and squeenix said there'll be more KH games!
>reads that sora seals xehanort and dies finding kairi out loud
>that's a bullshit lie, you are getting banned!
>mods please ban these retards!
91a541 No.16031675
>>16031661
>sora would not die he's the MC and squeenix said there'll be more KH games!
Well, to be fair, it was a little ambiguous, since he just disappeared, right? Wouldn't be surprised if they do bring him back
29f651 No.16031676
How is he banning all of you, yet I can still post shit? Is it because of Aqua shit?
838405 No.16031677
>>16031661
>lipstick
what a fag
bc750f No.16031679
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>>16031583
How about this?
c58d8d No.16031680
>>16031661
is he fucking wearing lipstick?
3c80ef No.16031685
>>16031676
Oh I'm not banned, I just don't know what to say to this fag.
f004d7 No.16031687
>>16031637
Jesus Christ he's insufferable.
562d06 No.16031698
>>16031637
>he's trying so hard to grasp on small straws of doubts
2ea4c4 No.16031702
Make sure you follow as many people as you can because streamers are starting to put it in follow only mode. The smaller channels can't put it in sub only because they don't have enough subscribers.
29f651 No.16031704
Now I'm really getting somewhere. Turns out you can warn Redditfags all you want, they'll still fall for it (to no ones surprise).
e145f2 No.16031708
>>16031700
wew, not even started
bc750f No.16031710
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disregard Mozart. Lets take Willhelm Tell Overture, because it was in a old Mickey Mouse Cartoon.
a84381 No.16031721
>>16031704
I can hear them now.
>but if I get a PM it means someone really wants to talk to me!
The saddest bunch of cucks in the world.
3c80ef No.16031722
The buttmad spaniard from before went on twitter and he's not very happy.
505e24 No.16031725
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16031583
Since it's Disney, maybe it should use a song from one of the movies? Or atleast one of the classical songs from Fantasia.
de6042 No.16031732
>>16031722
and he said he didn't mind the spoilers, what a faggot
e23e32 No.16031735
>>16031722
what a fucking manchild.
6d1f70 No.16031744
>>16031722
>Mad at RDR2 being spoilered
Not surprised KH autists also enjoy pozzed movie "games".
a2ee72 No.16031747
>>16031744
>Mad at being spoiled for the story of a prequel
f1809d No.16031755
>>16031533
These guys are fun, I like'm
22012f No.16031760
>>16030799
Like they'd do that when they can sell Kingdom Hearts 3.75 finaler mix plus demo for Kingdom Hearts 3.926
b7b4b2 No.16031761
>>16031654
i think its theoretically possible to do totally non sexually
798eaa No.16031764
https://www.twitch.tv/smokaloke
This guy is a salty manchild that is super pissed that people are spoiling KH3. Got banned almost asap.
6686f7 No.16031767
>>16029024
>tfw disney owns marvel
>mfw this is actually canon
034b2a No.16031774
Should we also target Deviantart users too?
I imagine that's where the most autistic of KH fans are.
db9668 No.16031778
>>16029058
even worse than tumblrtale fans?
even worse than sonic fans?
even worse than FNAF fans?
even worse than minecraft fans?
even worse than overwatch fans who like it for a reason other than the porn?
f12500 No.16031787
>>16031778
not as bad as NTR fetishists
73a7a2 No.16031789
>>16030123
At least Heihachi's last stand was top tier. He died fighting the fucking SSGSS Anti-Christ in a volcano. Sora died like a little bitch off screen using his energy to bring back a low tier waifu.
d8cbbb No.16031791
>>16031774
You have to now. Spam the newest submissions with pictures of Sora fading away, leave comments on fan art. It will be glorious.
9a1003 No.16031798
>when your 90 IQ prevents you from even understanding spoilers
6f0baf No.16031802
>>16031798
Not all is lost Anon, I got a kick out of this
798eaa No.16031810
Got him to disable follower alerts.
823c95 No.16031815
>>16031798
I tried omegle but all I ended up doing is red pilling some irish dude on the holocaust. Can't say I'm not happy with the result
de6042 No.16031816
this should be common sense but change your IP adress once they ban your account and make a new one on twitch
a4d488 No.16031823
Man. This thread is fucking sad. I expected a mountain of salt, but I get something that's the equivalent of a half teaspoon. Fucking lame, I'm pretty sure mark kicked out all the trolls, which is why this thread isn't as lulzy as it can be.
d3d032 No.16031825
>>16031823
t. assmad autist
2ea4c4 No.16031829
>>16029024
Posted. Give me your upvotes.
reddit.com/r/thanosdidnothingwrong/comments/aj5f9o/thora/
f004d7 No.16031833
>>16031823
Don't worry, Sora will surely come back in the mobage sequel.
77c784 No.16031836
>>16031823
Then make a Twitch/Tumblr/Reddit account and go mine some yourself, you whiny faggot.
a4d488 No.16031841
>>16031825
Assmad? Nigger, I literally just said I'm disappointed about the LACK of assmad.
a4d488 No.16031846
>>16031838
You are supposed to be the one who baits. You can't even do that shit right. Where is the salt in those screenshots, you're just reaching now.
b58132 No.16031852
29f651 No.16031856
KH subreddit is slowly filling up with this, yet they're all still reading it. Stupid fucks.
efb53f No.16031859
Salt Party AND Venezuela Revulsion how can anyone keep up with all the happenings?
b93f20 No.16031861
>>16031856
They enjoy the anger not necessarily because they're masochistic or anything but because without it there's nothing.
9a1003 No.16031862
gonna post some salt from a whatsapp group soon I'm dying over here
c7b86d No.16031864
>>16031725
I'd suggest Rite of Spring
cdd1b9 No.16031875
Have any of you tried imgur yet?
a4d488 No.16031884
>>16031854
I fucking wish, dude. Everyone here is trying to be "le ebin trole11!!1" while forcing out the people who actually managed to make people angry, ironically, because those users made the people here angry as well. It's a fucking shitshow, and shows how much this place has stagnated. I wouldn't be surprised if even cuckchan is dealing more butthurt than the new userbase here is. I'm out.
3c80ef No.16031886
>>16031823
What are you talking about? Have you even seen the spaniards? This shit is full of salt.
>>16031864
>>16031725
Wouldn't "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" work better?
2ea4c4 No.16031888
>>16031886
The Spaniard is difficult because most of us don't speak Spanish. We need more salt.
de6042 No.16031891
some dude is streaming KH3 on twitch right now
a4d488 No.16031893
>>16031886
That's the "half teaspoon" I was talking about, there are some reactions, but not nearly as much as fallout 4 spoilers. I miss that shit.
7c189c No.16031901
7c189c No.16031904
a2f65f No.16031905
>>16031856
Maybe post Question about KH2 Ending and Continuity then "why didn't they have Sora die after sealing Xenahort and reviving Kairi like in KH3?"
798eaa No.16031906
>>16031884
It's a little hard to depict someone's heartache in a single screengrab, it's a "you've got to be there" kind of thing.
a4d488 No.16031912
http://archive.is/gqbjo
>check cuckchan to compare
>see a mark birthday post
>mark somehow made it to cuckchan one way or another
It seems we have crossposters in this very thread. Well fuck. That's awful, that does explain the decline in quality as well. Wonder where all the good anons have gone. I blame the blackpill fag.
a4d488 No.16031916
>>16031906
Well, I guess I get it, anon. I was reading above that an anon had a hard time screencapping butthurt in a twitch chat because the chat itself was going way too fast.
2ea4c4 No.16031922
The fuck is wrong with these people.
8db20b No.16031924
>>16025582
How can anyone consider a mix between faggot Final Fantasy looking twigs and fucking disney characters a good idea?
6686f7 No.16031931
>>16031922
>censored name
but why
c7b86d No.16031933
>>16031886
We want to make sure that disney can't claim the music.
22012f No.16031935
>>16031922
Non-functioning autism.
29f651 No.16031936
>>16031925
Someone quickly convert that to webm, ill throw it up on r/gaming
29f651 No.16031937
>>16031936
mp4, rather. fuck.
b93f20 No.16031938
>>16031924
People in the merchandising business.
7913b6 No.16031942
>>16031922
>can get the game early
>can bomb through it in a day or two
>can re-sell it for five to ten times more than he paid for it
>then re-buy the game when it releases if he gives enough of a shit
>b-but muh counter roastie
I get not being jewish, but I don't get being this fucking stupid.
091689 No.16031945
>>16031924
Squeenix and Disney sat in an elevator and that's how kingdom hearts came to be.
3e42e6 No.16031946
I never even finished playing the first game, I have no idea what any of this means.
d9c31a No.16031956
>>16031946
There are FOURTEEN fucking games in the series
6686f7 No.16031957
2e49f5 No.16031961
>>16025582
>they kill off Sora
the worst thing is I believe you. That's the most fucking hack ending possible, these writers can never write characters past their climax so they always have to kill them off.
1aae06 No.16031963
>>16031895
>>16031884
This is almost mind boggling. Like if you're a greybeard boomer using internet explorer, then okay, I can understand how you might not know what trolling is or fall for bait super hard. But the people who would play KH3…I mean for real, the concept of trolling is as age old as the internet itself, and these fucking retards don't understand why people do it? They simply do not understand and cannot comprehend that if they just didn't react like soul-broken shellshocked faggots from being exposed to spoilers, people wouldn't bother doing it, because it'd just be boring.
But NOOOOOOOO the fucktarded morons react exactly as everyone who thinks Kingdom Hearts is gay would want, thereby ensuring that the next cancerously gay mainstream trendy work of fiction to make plebbit go a-gaga will also get shit tons of spoilers chucked around. You'd think this is the second day these idiots have ever used the internet.
a4d488 No.16031967
>>16031931
Because we have moralfag cuckchanners here.
https://www.ceddit.com/r/KingdomHearts/comments/aj4ys9/kh3_tifu_at_bestbuy
Anyways, took me like 10 seconds to pull up his name.
6686f7 No.16031969
>>16031961
And let me guess. The shill fans eat it up?
29f651 No.16031974
2e49f5 No.16031975
>>16031969
I'm still buying the game regardless
KH is stupid fun dude, what can I say
b93f20 No.16031978
>>16031961
There's no way he's staying dead. In fact, I guarantee you there's going to be a DLC where you play as Riku, or whoever the second fiddle is at this point, to bring him back.
1f64b4 No.16031979
I've never played a KH game, but considering how salty this can potentially be I have a question. Is this a worse ending, or disappointment, than Mass Effect 3?
Once it's official can we expect nearly as much outrage?
a2f65f No.16031980
There's "speculation" threads on reddit? That's just begging to get fucked
b93f20 No.16031987
>>16031979
I'd say no if only because there's no split in who's in it for the story and gameplay. People only gave a shit about ME to see how the choices panned out.
b93f20 No.16031988
>>16031984
What would keyblade breath smell like anyway?
a4d488 No.16031990
798eaa No.16031993
>>16031988
do you think it smells haha I bet it's very embarrassing haha.
2e49f5 No.16031999
>>16031993
Sora dies at the end after sealing Xehanort haha
5fa761 No.16032000
>>16031969
he doesn't die, he's stuck in some time bullshit
The KH story makes no sense anymore, I only recommend KH2 for the gameplay because to me it's a perfect mix of Action and RPG combat.
This entire Xehanort Arc could have ended in 2 and it would be a very good way to finish it, but they had to keep milking it.
The only good character to come out of the series after 2 is Lingering Will and it only gets one fucking scene in 3 and never shows up again, even though he should be a very big player in the current events.
KH3 fucking blows.
a4d488 No.16032001
>>16031993
What do goofys balls smell like ha ha
6686f7 No.16032002
>>16031975
have fun i guess
9bf418 No.16032014
>>16031436
bout r34 stuff of kingdom hearts, do people make fmv porn of it?
5ad6d6 No.16032017
>>16031833
>mobage sequel
The game already has a gacha mobage. It's a mobile sequel to the browser game prequel to the PSP prequel.
2e49f5 No.16032021
>>16032002
I don't really care about spoilers because my policy is if that if a game's ruined by knowing the plot then it's less of a game and more of a book with fancy storytelling.
I am one of the people who will spoil this game RL with no fucks given, because it's funny.
I wholeheartedly support any and all boston salt parties for shit like this
no survivors. Plotfags are the fucking worst.
281d25 No.16032024
>search up ending videos
Blah blah blah climax at graveyard Kairi gets absolutely RAPED by Xehanorts long keyblade. Sora goes up and cries only to get NORTED and falls like a bitch. Riku does the same fight against three Norts and then the old fag himself.
After that old man opens kingdom cum and Sora follows him, surprise its a secret world where all the other world gets made! how does that work Fight ensues against other Norts from other realities that just wear a body suit or some shit and he becomes big strong man with armor and a goat skull with horns for a hat. 3 or 2 phases ensues Final battle he summons the X-blade randomly without any explanation they fight and Sora wins. Nort is dying and crying how he wasn't the one to lead everyone to a better life because he was trying to big bang everyone and making sure darkness never existed but Sora is big bad and fucks it all up. Everyone randomly comes to Sora using star trek technology and greets Sora.
Terra looks at Massah Shietanort and cries his name like a japanese school girl. Guess what? Massah Erequeef comes out of Terra and tells Xehanort to stop being a pussy bitch ass nigga. Dialogue ensues and Xehanort gives up his dream of a better life and give the X-blade to Sora to make sure he seals it up. Xehanort and the white master flies up into the sky as they turn into their younger selves. Everyone gets star trek'd yet again to the keyblade graveyard and talk how now they need to find Kairi. Cue credits and done. everyone has happy ending
Can't make half of this shit up. It's funny how they are pulling "Xehanort just wanted better lief for everyone guys with no darkness" but he just gives the one keyblade so fucking easily its laughably bad. Fuck sakes even talking about makes me feel like I'm on Deviantart again. Secret ending will probably be about the mobage characters doing shit behind the scenes or something
270a36 No.16032033
>he's still this assmad on twitter
and this shit would not work because any person with a brain cell would put the spoiler in his name
a4d488 No.16032039
>>16032033
Of course spics are the ones who would be butthurt when they aren't getting all the attention ala smash ultimate.
ba9f32 No.16032041
>>16031975
>>16032021
Buy some cyanide pills beforehand and use them after you finish the game
f004d7 No.16032045
>>16032024
>secret world where all the other world gets made!
So dA/fanfiction.net?
73a7a2 No.16032050
Just fuck my sides why don't you.
f0af5a No.16032052
798eaa No.16032056
Booty blasted bitch been banning bad boys.
b93f20 No.16032063
>>16032056
Is there a single woman with natural hair who likes this series?
7913b6 No.16032066
>>16032056
They still can't delete your name from the chat, and the <MESSAGE DELETED> thing draws people to look at your name if anything.
73a7a2 No.16032067
>>16032056
Mods Delete comment. But its the name tag that has the spoiler.
091689 No.16032093
>>16032056
Did she really name herself after sodapoppin?
guess if you look like this you need all the publicity you can get.
dfb677 No.16032101
another delusional faggot bites the dust
b93f20 No.16032102
>>16032093
I've fucked 12 year olds with wider shoulders than that.
b93f20 No.16032103
6686f7 No.16032104
>>16031086
>I've been waiting 14 years
you can really hear the sadness
9a1003 No.16032111
some fresh sodium from a university group I'm in, translated to english by yours truly, excuse the formatting I'm not good at meme collages
73a7a2 No.16032112
>>16032101
>Sora dies end kh3
>911
This is what happens when you let Goofy and Donald fly gummi ships.
9a771e No.16032117
7913b6 No.16032134
>>16032111
>he's gonna die in a few days thanks to all the blasphemies
I wouldn't fuck with spaghetti mages, they'll probably get a local gypsy to curse you or some shit.
9bf418 No.16032138
you should post spoilers on deviant art, those people are some of the most autistic people on the planet
091689 No.16032148
Why do you think this is?
73a7a2 No.16032153
>>16032111
>he's gonna die in a few days thanks to all the blasphemies
798eaa No.16032178
>>16032111 (checked)
>wow you're really great.
>you really hurt my psyche.
>wow
Checked and kek'd.
9a1003 No.16032189
>>16032134
it's ok, silvio protects me
>>16032153
because you know, you pray to GOD to SMITE somebody because he spoiled you a video game. I have a friend who said he was gonna stop talking to me for good if I spoiled the game. he's next on the salt list.
also addendum, that screencap was from a group with 300 people, although they might've not replied I am sure the majority read it so there's that
d9c31a No.16032193
>>16032189
Make sure you @everyone them
798eaa No.16032196
The streamer laughed it off, but the other monkey on his discord flipped out.
798eaa No.16032206
>>16032189
>I have a friend who said he was gonna stop talking to me for good if I spoiled the game. he's next on the salt list.
Do it, it's the best feeling in the world. I had this faggot "friend" stop talking to me for months after I intentionally spoiled Han Solo's death after "forgetting" he was around the corner of the room. Salt is better when you see the look of disappointment in their eyes first hand.
73a7a2 No.16032216
>>16032189
>Be a 40 year old Kingdom Hearts fan.
>Take a rage fit because Anons spoil shitty kids game for them.
>Pray to God for Anons to feel holy vengeance.
>God actually replies.
>God tells you to stop being such a fucking faggot.
4a21e1 No.16032218
Do people actually enjoy Kangdon Sharts that much?
a2f65f No.16032220
>>16032216
how did god kill faggots? oh right, salt
650bde No.16032224
I can't wait for a new series of The Walking dead or Game of Thrones.
1320f3 No.16032225
>>16032138
>Small image
Sup cuckchan
9bf418 No.16032229
>>16032225
I didn't realize it was that small, it's fucking ancient
c3f516 No.16032232
>>16032224
Well, the new episode of the Walking Dead is out and the last episode is going to release on March 29th but if you are a first time purchaser, you have buy from the Epic Chink store.
1c164e No.16032239
>>16032117
>Bringing up 8chanmania namefags outside of 8chanmania
1b846e No.16032247
I got two twitter accounts locked already but I don't wanna look at the damages, you don't stare at a flashbang
4c26a4 No.16032260
29f651 No.16032268
https://www.twitch.tv/marzuco
If you have spoilers in your name, you'll get a good reaction from just following.
547563 No.16032271
>>16031211
You glorious motherfucker. Too subtle tho, shold have made the capitals bold.
2d6d89 No.16032287
>Decade between games
>Protag dies at the end
haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh my FUCK
35a570 No.16032289
>>16032033
Not to defend an e-celeb, but Trolasodemierda is actually the cool one of the duo. If you wanna troll someone, go fuck with his friend Slugger Maxman, the hugest faggot on Spanish vidya Twitter:
>writes for Meristation (imagine Polygon, but owned by the BBC)
>self proclaimed feminist; will not shut up about how good of an ally he is
>simultaneously, claims he actually enjoys making people (I guess just men, otherwise it would be muh soggy knees) suffer, like a fucking edgy teen
>if I am not mistaken, he once got accused of raping or abusing of some young woman, like pretty much every virtue signalling "ally" on Twitter
>generally speaking, he's just a fucking faggot who stopped being funny and just started being edgy when the $CURRENT_YEAR happened, probably as a way to hide his abises
034b2a No.16032292
What's a good place to set up throwaway emails that most sites will accept?
DA is rejecting both cock.li addresses and surprisingly tutanota addresses as well.
a777d8 No.16032295
>>16032292
Yahoo, Gmail, fucking pick something man
7913b6 No.16032296
>>16032278
>top donation
>125$
>probably has six viewers total
I wish I could print free money by playing videogames.
29f651 No.16032299
>>16032292
10 minute mail?
9a1003 No.16032301
>>16032292
mailinator, yopmail, 10minutemail
798eaa No.16032313
>>16032268
Damage control mode - activated.
2d6d89 No.16032321
of all times for 4chan and /v/ to go down
now would be the time
29f651 No.16032331
Well I'm out of the Twitch game for a while, since IP banned all over to the point even a whiff kills the account. Time to fuck with Reddit again.
2ea4c4 No.16032339
>>16032111
>all that capping
>translated it all
>got trips on top of it
Quality post, Spicanon.
29f651 No.16032343
Discordanons, have some fun.
2ea4c4 No.16032346
>>16031931
>>16031967
I didn't censor his name, that's actually the title. All the titles on the subreddit related KH3 are spoilered.
034b2a No.16032348
>>16032299
>>16032301
All of those are blocked by DA.
Yahoo wants a phone number to make a new email as well.
41712e No.16032349
Can you guys make the new thread soon? I'm exhausted from a cold and want to rest.
41712e No.16032352
Post 700 is fine, I just need the rest
d861eb No.16032355
>>16032349
>exhausted from a cold
A cold what? Buffet? Cake?
9a1003 No.16032356
>>16032331
>reddit
I think we should tap other markets as well, I was thinking spamming the community guides of popular games on steam like gmod, tf2, cs etc
>>16032339
>spic
why do you hurt me so
>>16032348
what about hotmail and protonmail? those take a while to set up but they're legit
>>16032349
>>16032352
fuck you mark
35a570 No.16032357
This is pretty funny, but it won't be the ending. You know well, as they have already announced, the epilogue and secret endings have not yet been pushed to the update servers, so this is probably just the regular post-boss cutscene.
You gotta think bigger. This is KH we are talking about. The ending will be corny, and something about the teh power of fwendsheep, or something dumb like that. If I had to take a guess, Sora will be rescued, possibly by Mickey, Riku, Donald and Goofy, or Kairi, in order of likeliness. There is also the possibility Sora is rescued by everyone he has helped, but even better, he could rescue himself after having flashbacks of all of his friends and people he has helped, like in every fucking shitty shonen anime ever.
Screeencap this post. You will see.
29f651 No.16032361
Any nigger got a good image to post on Reddit actually? Doesn't take videos either on /r/gaming and only can get so far shitting up threads and messages.
>>16032356
Tried to fuck with Funnyjunk, but that's a cesspit of its own.
797f1f No.16032362
>>16032352
For what? Do you get 5 calories for every post?
2ea4c4 No.16032363
>>16032356
>why do you hurt me so
I'm part nog, so we're even.
41712e No.16032367
>>16032357
Ah shit, that's right. I still think it's worth doing since the ending that's on disc will be the ending for people who get it day one. Ultimately it's up to you guys.
41712e No.16032370
>>16032355
Nah, just a sore throat, stuffy nose and a massive headache. Also I'm exhausted as shit in the afternoon.
dfb677 No.16032375
salt with a side of soy, will probably repost this if a new thread gets made
29f651 No.16032376
> Redditfags previously pissed at spoilers in their PMS now asking for more deets.
They really can't decide.
034b2a No.16032382
>>16032356
>what about hotmail and protonmail?
Hotmail has been replaced by Outlook and requires a phone number.
Proton mail allowed me to make an account, but is blocked by DA.
9bf418 No.16032384
>>16032375
>I'm totally not upset guys
650bde No.16032387
>>16032375
Man, what the fuck was that soundboard shit at the end. That made me physically cringe.
bc9f23 No.16032392
>>16032387
I think it's from Seinfeld.
b58132 No.16032398
>>16032363
That's italian, not spanish
cba772 No.16032403
I added the spoiler to the end of the video, it could be used to catch people off guard.
9a1003 No.16032404
>>16032375
>IT'S JUST A TROLL GUYS
>but what if…
>if that's really it it's dumb ok
>well WHO CARES anyway AMIRITE?
sensible chuckle, keep fighting the good fight
>>16032382
>protonmail blocked
what the fuck, is there a list of accepted providers or do they literally only take google
>>16032363
pic related
190ab6 No.16032408
>>16031835
>So long ago they have to explain what "lol" means
The dark ages
034b2a No.16032417
>>16032404
I managed to get in by using an old throwaway gmail account from ages ago.
Post DA users I should target.
1b82bd No.16032419
>>16032405
>sora doesn't die
>but this deviantart story does
>enjoy your sad life
2ea4c4 No.16032422
>>16032403
I'm not sure how I will feel about /v/'s Soulja-tan Arc when I look back on it, though it's probably been better than 2016 to most of 2018.
a2f65f No.16032424
I've never even looked at twitch before except for gdq shit linked from here, do all of these streamers have these donation bars and goals?
One of these KH streams had a bar literally labelled "this month's rent"… people can't be lame enough to support this shit do they?
29f651 No.16032430
Can't post anything on Reddit outside comments, so fuck. Least been an entertaining 8 hours up to it.
d8cbbb No.16032436
>>16032430
>Commander_PonyShep
Oh fuck thank you for ruining this dude's day.
086ff9 No.16032438
>>16030548
>>16030618
doing gods work, anons!
c58d8d No.16032441
If you guys want easy targets; gamefaqs
29f651 No.16032445
Of course the ponyfucker wanted Zootopia in it.
2ea4c4 No.16032451
Anyone have a ResetEra sleeper account? Some anon even claims that they're a mod, but I haven't seen any of it.
c3ffdb No.16032456
>>16031054
>holding hands is now considered lewd
i don't know about you however that meme reeks of psyop bullshit tbh
cba772 No.16032457
>>16032456
That meme has been around since forever, you fucking dumbass. I'm tired of newfags nowadays being morally outraged by long time memes.
3793db No.16032461
>>16032457
I blame Qboomers and magatard invaders.
6d1f70 No.16032464
>>16032456
>>16032457
>meme
But it's not a meme, it's a simple fact. handholding is like kissu, but with hando
785c65 No.16032466
>>16032456
>holding hands is now considered lewd
>implying it isn't
Fellate a shotgun degenerate
29f651 No.16032468
>>16032441
Oh yeah. Now to wait.
9a1003 No.16032501
>>16032488
he's lying, also make your pic either the words "XEHANORT GETS SELED AND SORA DIES AT THE END OF KH3" or him and kairi sitting the frame during which he disappears
bc9f23 No.16032511
>>16032498
>he not daying
>Sora lives forever
Niggers
cba772 No.16032514
>>16032511
Here's a working version.
bc9f23 No.16032519
4c26a4 No.16032520
>>16032461
>blame the psyop to undermine 8chan's credibility and guilt by association tars and feathers any reasonable and pragmatic trump supporter with goofy redditors
That sounds anti-semitic boy, 8chan stands with Israel. :^)
67d910 No.16032543
>>16032102
>>16032103
I capped your shit just in case.
086ff9 No.16032552
>>16031463
>La criatura in twitch
How can subhumans know how to handle a computer?
c3ffdb No.16032559
>>16032457
by forever and long time you mean right around when cuckchan tumblr raid got started
>>16032464
>But it's not a meme, it's a simple fact.
that's the same blanket argument when passively making threats with plausible deniabilty anon
>>16032466
already tried that once, only burped when the bullet got to my stomach, tastes like soot with some red dirt on it.
>>16032461
t. leftypol
cba772 No.16032564
>>16032552
Is that a legit question? I can't tell anymore.
>>16032559
>by forever and long time you mean right around when cuckchan tumblr raid got started
You truly are a newfag, please off yourself.
inb4 leftypol
034b2a No.16032569
I've been commenting and messaging everyone on DA who has recently uploaded anything KH related, but unfortunately all what I can do now is wait for replies since it's not mostly live such as twitch and YT streaming.
Speaking about Jewtube, has anyone else hit that stream that's been playing all of the KH cutscenes since KH3's release date was announced?
>>16032501
Done.
c3ffdb No.16032579
>>16032564
>please off yourself.
already tried that too, I'm just having a hard time dying from suicide attempts even with careful planning man
cba772 No.16032586
>>16032579
Then just try again, holy fucking shit, get out of here.
000000 No.16035657
>>16032579
Jesus man, just fucking get a gun and aim for the brain stem. I know you're a failure but god damn.