f452bc No.16025142
>make soycore game
>self insert fantasy
>sell it was hipster earthbound
>add shit like iwata 'tribute'
>say you are 'saving jrpgs'
1 week later
>normalfags hate the bad gameplay
>soycore hate the main character for being low tier racist, sexist and transphobic
>anons hate it because its soyboy trash
Surely it can't get worse right?
>adds creepy segment in game
>its just the real life death of a mentally ill person
>she shows up as a jump scare ghost later.
Now yeah the outrage culture crowd is running faux upset at 11 but as anons removed from all that bullshit is this the most 'what did you think was going to happen?' fuck up you've seen in a hot minute?
I think this is the fastest career suicide i've seen in the industry. Maybe ever.
727fbe No.16025148
Why is this no-name game all of a sudden receiving enormous attention from this site?
f452bc No.16025152
>>16025148
>this site
Because people love to see a soylent cuck crash and burn. The fact that this is some deep riddle for you raises its own questions.
20a793 No.16025155
>>16025148
Take a guess. Same shit happened on cuckchan for a long time before 8ch even existed too.
354453 No.16025159
>>16025142
You didn't have a career, you couldn't commit career suicide. Now stop shilling your game and go jump off a building.
e45817 No.16025160
>>16025148
Wow Anon, it's like /v/ likes shitting on bad games. Who would've funk?
9df46f No.16025162
>>16025142
>>soycore hate the main character for being low tier racist, sexist and transphobic
Didn't care enough to follow this or read the other threads about the game. That statement makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
7296a9 No.16025163
>>16025148
Did you miss the thread of pathetic devs from before? This game came up during that conversation.
bf9274 No.16025164
>Is YIIK the fuckup of the year?
No, that's either Anthem or FarCry New Dawn
90ad37 No.16025168
>>16025142
>Americans claim to be saving JRPGs
Fuck them, they are doing this shit with Anime too.
6780fe No.16025171
>fuckup of the year
I can already tell from past years that this is pretty much mild compared to what we will see in due time
29a6ce No.16025173
>>16025142
>pretentious indieshit by earthbound fan is garbage
no surprise there
45ca13 No.16025180
I'd say it's more a taste of what's to come. Remember how last year started off with Metal Gear Survive and Radical Heights?
a089ec No.16025184
Man i had real hopes that the game wouldn't suck but having played the first few chapters i gotta say it's as shit as you'd expect just from the kneejerk reaction of looking at who made it.
Guess it's the nips or bust when it comes to earthbound like rpgs
bf9274 No.16025185
>>16025180
>Remember how last year started off with Metal Gear Survive and Radical Heights?
That's the funny thing
I completely forgot about them
a93789 No.16025187
>>16025148
It's easy to make fun of and the whole game just got streamed here.
29a6ce No.16025188
>>16025180
I thought the first big fuckup of 2018 was Hunt Down the Freeman.
4422f6 No.16025189
>>16025148
It's a trainwreck
727fbe No.16025194
>>16025152
>>16025155
>>16025160
>>16025163
>>16025187
>>16025189
The reason I had to ask is that I thought the game came out ghe middle of last year. Didn't know it released last week.
d0946c No.16025196
More like Yuuk. On the bright side this was suppose to be the new sjw indie darling and its imploding.
bf9274 No.16025198
>>16025188
There were so many forgettable pieces of shit last year pointing out just how unhealthy the industry.
Let's hope the next couple of years have many more until these companies go bankrupt.
4f92bd No.16025202
>>16025184
>Man i had real hopes that the game wouldn't suck
How on earth did you have ANY hope for this game?
bf9274 No.16025203
>>16025184
>Man i had real hopes that the game wouldn't suck
a089ec No.16025206
>>16025202
I guess hope is a bad word to use, more like i really really really wanted it to not suck despite everything pointing to the fact it'd be irredeemable shit
Which is what it is
4422f6 No.16025207
>>16025184
I knew from the trailer they released and the demo that it was going to be garbage, but then there's VOICE ACTING and it seals the deal of being possibly the worst game of this year
29a6ce No.16025211
>>16025207
How bad's the voice acting?
ca1014 No.16025216
>>16025148
It's disingenuous to call this game no-name, anon.
bb8ebc No.16025219
>>16025184
With a name outright subtitled as "A Postmodern RPG" why would you have any hope?
21baf2 No.16025221
>>16025168
Doesn't take much to improve on JRPGS. They're fucking terrible.
4422f6 No.16025222
>>16025211
The voice acting is taken almost too serious, but the quality of the voices sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom, but couple that with the actually pretentious dialogue and completely retarded characters, it's a fucking blast, i don't have the webms on me sadly
36fc06 No.16025230
>>16025164
Far Cry might sell to retards.
Anthem however looks like the most shitty, generic, boring game ever, and even normalfags are wising up.
36fc06 No.16025240
>>16025223
I refuse to believe this is actually from the game.
No way did someone actually write this and think it was acceptable dialogue.
This is fucking terrible.
3b6cd4 No.16025244
Year just started m8. Though this will be a contender for big fuckup, I hope to see a lot of big companies die this current year +4.
a93789 No.16025246
>>16025223
>white man voices black character
YIIKES
191595 No.16025250
bf9274 No.16025252
>>16025230
>Far Cry might sell to retards.
Primal didn't sell and neither will this
bf9274 No.16025255
>>16025246
> using the word yikes ironically or otherwise
>thinks a mutt is white
Hey /pol/ :^)
e3286a No.16025256
>>16025173
Is it just me or does the second pic make him look actually somewhat respectable?
3b6cd4 No.16025259
>>16025256
Agreed. Fix his soyboy attitude and you could put him in another game with no issues.
acd54b No.16025261
bf9274 No.16025262
>>16025256
Remove the faggy flannel shirt and you got yourself a half decent if generic protag.
NuMale fashion is just bastardized 50s fashion
36fc06 No.16025269
>>16025252
>Primal didn't sell
Anon…
You horribly underestimate the stupidity of the average gamer.
d62020 No.16025272
36fc06 No.16025273
a81626 No.16025278
bf9274 No.16025283
>>16025269
>Screenshot of something
>No source
It sold 1 Mil max
Barely sold 2K copies on Steam
93af8c No.16025284
/v/ still rails against it as soy but Yiik simply isn't leftwing and inclusive enough to swing it in 2019.
Chock it up to the 5 year development time.
90ad37 No.16025287
>>16025221
Well you're fucking terrible too.
7d12bd No.16025295
6b8318 No.16025296
>Love metafiction in vidya
>Was perfectly aware of how shit this will be from the trailer just due to soyboy protagonist
Just wake me up when an actually good meta game comes out again.
fbf647 No.16025313
what's the matter gamers, can't handle the post modernism? it's SUPPOSED to be slow and unintuitive, just like the 90s bro
d62020 No.16025315
>>16025296
>when an actually good meta game comes out again.
But Umineko was shit
a93789 No.16025318
bf9274 No.16025320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16025296
Deltarune demo anon :^)
36fc06 No.16025323
>>16025283
That screenshot is from gamstat, they track playercounts for PS4 games based on trophy stats.
I'm sure it sold a lot less on PC, since it's shit, but rest assured, most gamers just buy whatever because they don't really care.
6b8318 No.16025326
>>16025315
I never contested that point, Umineko is fucking ass Honestly it was alright until the actual answer to the mystery came out with the trap and all, it feels overcomplicated and it annoys me to no end because of the romance being fucked for me. Also not a videogame.
>>16025320
I already played it
ca1014 No.16025328
bf9274 No.16025335
>>16025318
https://steamspy.com/app/371660
>>16025323
It sold piss poorly at launch
All these people likely got in second hand or in the bargain bin where it belongs.
Then again Ubishit said that the game did better than expected and normalniggers are mentally ill so I'm probably wrong.
It was just that forgettable
>>16025326
WEW
ddac12 No.16025339
i have never seen a protagonist get cucked multiple times in a videogame in my life, and yet this shit delivered in just that
>cucked by asian mutt
>cucked by boypussy
>cucked by his robutt waifu who cucked another person before
>cucked by himself
i wouldn't wish that kind of fate to my worst enemies
eca993 No.16025353
>>16025323
>For PS4 games
Then it's probably including any time the game was free on PS+. Granted Ubishit makes some money when a game is "free" on PS+, but not nearly as much as selling copies of the game.
dfd85f No.16025358
>>16025339
YIIK(ES) would have probably got better reviews if it was marketed as a cuckold simulator. Then at least it would have received some shilling from the usual lefties and journalists in love with the enmasculation of modern men.
6ecc9a No.16025366
>>16025142
Blunder of the month? Maybe. Blunder of the year? Probably not. It wouldn't have even cracked top 5 in such a list if it was released last year. It's aggressively mediocre, if anything. I thought about it a bit the other day. Mind you, I only have that 5 hour stream that someone did.
>Combat is fucking slow. It takes like 5 minutes just to do a normal battle. I timed one. This was largely hindered by group attacks requiring the player to attempt the dodge/defend mechanic for every character. The fact that the record spin attack takes so long to do doesn't help either. Nor does the fact that the pattern on the record is identical every fucking time. At the very least, it could have been semi-randomized.
>The leveling method is retarded. Having to go to a save point, enter a separate area via said save point, and picking and choosing each and every stat boost is a terrible idea from the get go.
>The writing is pretentious nonsense. The constant monologues are wholly unnecessary. If the writing was intended to be a satire of pretentious millenial culture, it would have been kind of humorous. But it didn't even have that going for it.
>For a "quirky" RPG, the selection of enemies is incredibly uninspired. You go from "Smile" and "Rat" to "Shit pile" and "Whacky TMNT reference"
>The music is forgettable. I'm hard-pressed to recall a single piece of the soundtrack.
The concept of the game, at least from what I could see, was hardly a 10/10 idea, but the execution was pretty awful all around. The panda was okay
8edda8 No.16025367
Can someone bring me up to speed? I don't want to watch a LP and I've only seen a few screenshots of terrible dialogue and didn't have a name to put it to until I saw this thread.
fbf647 No.16025369
Honestly i'm having a blast following this trainwreck, partially becuase its funny to watch these indie cliques eat their own so quickly, the reference to the elevator lady is tasteless but you got people posting "I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH HOW COULD THEY" on feeds like twitter, and the dev already bowed down to some tranny who had a fit because when asked the player name it said something like "what's the name your parents gave you?"
So what I assume is the potential target audience is eating the dev alive for minor infractions and anyone else just finds it to be a boring and pretentious game that despite being made in current year+3, is full of unintuitive and tedious systems
>one guy who clipped some footage from the game on youtube opened up cheat engine and cranked the speed to 150% to make the game tolerable
its hilarious
36fc06 No.16025370
>>16025353
>Then it's probably including any time the game was free on PS+.
Not that particular game, any game that's been given away for free as part of PS+ will be marked as such (at least in the top 100, which is where FC Primal is).
http://gamstat.com/news/ourps4life-most-popular-ps4-games/
ff1f11 No.16025373
>>16025142
Literally what? Is this some kind of fucked up reverse-viral marketing?
bf9274 No.16025376
>>16025369
>The late 2010s
>A time where people have more fun watching videogame products crash and burn than playing the actual shitty videogames
fbf647 No.16025380
>>16025376
it's all about finding the little joys in things
2a09f9 No.16025384
>>16025142
Wait, isn't that the girl they found in the water tank a few days after she disappeared from the elevator? Lordy lord. It would be one thing if the game was just one big intentional shitpost, but the little faggot actually thought he was being poignant with this?
>>16025148
You're basically asking us to explain to you how schadenfreude works. If this trashfire hasn't been gleefully entertaining to you I don't know what to tell you, but fuckups of this spectacular magnitude don't happen every day..
ca1014 No.16025395
>>16025354
>when you can't shitpost so you go 9000% autism
146c83 No.16025398
Is there any SJW stuff in the game or is it just hipstery?
e19d96 No.16025401
>>16025256
pic 2 looks like a side character from a 50's-70's setting game
2a09f9 No.16025405
>>16025398
From what I've seen, the dev tries to make it social justicey but just comes across as a tone deaf ginger fucktard, which is why he's alienated his beloved niggerfaggot demographic.
bf9274 No.16025407
afcf77 No.16025410
>>16025398
Its so bad you might think its a parody of it.
2a09f9 No.16025418
>>16025410
I can't remember the last time I've seen this cringey and bad. I mean, say what you will about the piece of shit game Life is Strange, but at least you could jerk off to it.
93af8c No.16025419
>>16025398
No trans incursion and every female party member looks cute before they open their mouth
dfd85f No.16025420
>>16025398
Hipsters were the proto-SJWs, so anything hipstery is inherently going to be ridden with intersectional feminism nonsense and all of the usual bullshit, even if that's not the main goal.
in this case it's both trying to be hipster and SJW
42efa0 No.16025424
>>16025164
>FarCry New Dawn
The what now?
fbf647 No.16025429
>>16025398
it's really tough to tell if they're making fun of the PC culture or not at times, some clips i've seen
>protagonist crudely tries to guess a girls ethnicity
>protagonist asks if anyone on the party knows how to pick a lock, black party member before even being asked goes off about "wouldn't it be funny if the BLACK GUY could pick a lock?" then knows how to pick locks anyway
its fucking insane really
afcf77 No.16025436
>>16025418
Dykes are pretty disgusting. You might be gay.
2a09f9 No.16025446
>>16025436
Nah, I didn't save any porn of the blue haired cunt. I just have a soft spot for scrawny, auburn haired retards like Max.
5302ee No.16025452
>>16025369
post salt, I don't want to go on Indiecunt twitter
fbf647 No.16025465
>>16025452
lemme dig a bit i didn't save anything i saw earlier
fbf647 No.16025474
apparently a cast member is an "abuser". This is a new one to me i was literally just hitting "latest" on twitter. the link included was 404'd sadly
fbf647 No.16025475
another bellend upset about being asked their name, unaware their experiences are not universal
3acde1 No.16025477
>>16025384
<clover
not exactly fitting in neither
ca1014 No.16025478
>>16025418
>least you could jerk off to it.
lolno
a93789 No.16025480
e0cb70 No.16025482
>>16025474
The fuck did Kirbopher ever do?
Haven't heard that name in years.
9b0309 No.16025484
>>16025369
>Be a hipster faggot
>Make a game that, by all accounts should appeal to leftist faggots
>It makes them angry
>They get upset at you for portraying liberal faggots as, well, ya'know, faggots
It's hilarious, if you make a game, and market DIRECTLY to these people, they get more uppity because they know the devs will capitulate to their inane demands, and what's better, when a character is representing their lifestyle to a fucking T, they get even more upset, because they realize they're fucking faggots and think it's satire, therefore you're a gnatzie for making them look bad.
You cannot win with these people.
524a4d No.16025486
Indie hipster dev shits out an incompetent game because they know actually fuck all about games, japanese anything, and how to not come off like a passive aggressive asshole? I'm so shocked!
4d2754 No.16025489
>>16025475
>>16025465
Imagine being so strong and brave that a videogame asking for the name your parents gave you has you complaining to the devs about it being offensive to you
fbf647 No.16025493
>>16025483
>>16025480
thanks, guess the one i clicked was just wonky
fbf647 No.16025496
>>16025489
these are the same kind of animals that will make a 16 tweet long rant about how mens soap having masculine names is "fragile"
3acde1 No.16025503
>>16025478
what about now?
6f1c41 No.16025506
>>16025484
You may be laughing but i'm getting the vibe that's exactly what would happen someguy tried to do the same for us.
79df8d No.16025507
>>16025262
Flannel shirts are great, they are extremely comfy and warm during cold seasons. It's not my fault that fags took an iconic piece of clothing from rural America and made it a fashion statement. I lived in the deep south for most of my life and I wear my granpap's flannel shirt from time to time. Ironically hispter fags are great at stripping something of cultural and emotional significance.
afcf77 No.16025510
>>16025506
>us
That's your problem.
4d2754 No.16025511
>>16025503
Thanks I was looking for that one
3acde1 No.16025513
>>16025506
but that's wrong you retard
4d2754 No.16025514
>>16025484
The thing is no one would've cared about it if the game was any good. Unfortunately for the devs, they made a pile of garbage and pissed off the audience they were going for.
a93789 No.16025522
It's amusing how the ginger soybeard who adventures with his toy panda is voiced by a guy who insulted a queer for bringing his stuffed bear everywhere.
http://archive.is/HbEJ8
6f1c41 No.16025525
>>16025513
What about that game where you could play as jesus or hitler? Everyone was shitting on it for shilling and pandering.
2a09f9 No.16025529
>>16025477
My son, you wouldn't even know this place exists if people like me didn't get sick of that shithole.
6f7bbe No.16025533
Did this faggot dev really say he was "saving" JRPGs? Can I get a quote on that?
afcf77 No.16025535
>>16025522
>its other peoples fault that I make stupid decisions
Fags and women in a nutshell.
d95e10 No.16025542
>>16025484
Give them an inch and they take a mile. It's always hilarious when faggots try meekly pandering to leftists and just get complaints that the niggers aren't niggardly enough.
c318aa No.16025544
>The Postmodern RPG
>being so insecure about the players not realizing your main theme that you put it into the fucking title just to make extra sure
Does the game actually incorporate themes of postmodernism into the gameplay at all?
Does it handle postmodernism in any way that Metal Gear Solid 2 didn't already do better?
I have no intention of ever playing this.
bf9274 No.16025549
>>16025507
Anon, nobody is saying flannel shirts are bad
I'm just stating that these leeches use it as a fashion statement despite being fucking urbanite scum.
fbf647 No.16025553
>>16025522
the guy sounds like he was pretty rude but it also sounds like all these events were a decade ago, when newgrounds was still booming and even if he is a dickhead i fail to find the "abuse" in this wall of text, granted i skimmed it. These types like to dig up everyones dirty laundry and it always bites them in the ass
dfd85f No.16025554
>>16025522
>I tried to attempt suicide
Unrelated, but is this grammatically correct? 'I tried to try to do something' sounds kind of retarded, unless he (or she, I don't know) didn't even have enough determination to at least try to kill him/her/cuntself. Also, a shame it was just an attempt.
289b3b No.16025556
I watched some faggot stream it for about 15 minutes. The sorry fucking thing doesn't even understand what an overworld is about.
dfd85f No.16025557
>>16025554
>almost got quads but failed
well, shit.
289b3b No.16025559
>>16025557
The quads know this is not the thread to display.
3acde1 No.16025560
>>16025525
You can play as both of them in Hatred too so i don't know what that other game is
>>16025529
<people like me
You mean crossposting filth like (You)?
289b3b No.16025564
>>16025560
Don't be dishonest.
e19d96 No.16025573
>>16025554
>but is this grammatically correct?
IT's not, or he's attention whoring
>I attempted suicide
implication being that you were trying to hang yourself, suffocate, slit your wrists but failed and as a result are still alive
>I tried to attempt suicide
implication that you haven't done anything and could mean nothing, or picking up a gun but not even pointing it at yourself or buying rope and just having a piece of rope.
2a09f9 No.16025575
>>16025560
>He thinks I went back.
Nigger cease your faggotry.
ccf39f No.16025584
>>16025465
>Earthbound handled that well
Does this stupid fuck actually think the Japs developing the game or the translation team localizing the game thought about fucking trannies at any point? How fucking out of touch with reality do you have to be to think like this?
9b0309 No.16025589
>>16025584
>How out of touch
They think faggots who chop off their penises are women, and women who turn their cuntflaps into a gas-station hotdog are men.
you know the answer to that question
af0760 No.16025600
e19d96 No.16025601
>>16025589
>They think faggots who chop off their penises are women
ackshully, they turn they dicks inside out.
and FtM penis is skin taken from forearm shaped into something resembling an extremely gross sausage stitched onto crotch.
077f49 No.16025606
>>16025601
Not always forearm. They often use leg bits too.
d80cfd No.16025610
>>16025584
God, I hope Mother 3 never gets an 'official localization', the fan translation's perfectly fine and NoA would just completely butcher anything related to the Magypsies or TaneTane Island. Hell, retards would probably force in some commie bullshit because of the Pigmasks.
4422f6 No.16025618
>>16025366
you can speed up the gameplay, while abusing the free slow motion to rack up damage on the record
dfd85f No.16025623
>>16025606
>>16025601
Couldn't they just use a MtF's dick and stick it to a FtM? I don't know much about the procedure, but taking into account that MtF are far more common than the reverse or that's what I think, there sure as hell is a surplus of ex-cock meat going to waste.
2a09f9 No.16025624
>>16025610
>NoA would just completely butcher anything related to the Magypsies or TaneTane Island.
Just think of what they would do to Kumatora.
e19d96 No.16025629
>>16025623
no because despite the common stereotype, the cock isn't removed, it's sliced open, and turned inside out.
28eeeb No.16025634
>>16025320
>Commander Douche
>2019
Anon i beg you
d80cfd No.16025642
>>16025624
>Just think of what they would do to Kumatora
Why did you make me think these thoughts anon?
2a09f9 No.16025651
>>16025642
Sorry anon but your waifu has a dick now. Nothin' personnel.
fbf647 No.16025655
>>16025642
>>16025624
>hm a tomboyish character? MUST BE A TRANS MALE!
b238fd No.16025667
>>16025240
Oh believe me, it is, I watched the stream, what's even funnier is that he is voicing a nigger in the game, I guess they don't have any black friends to do the voice acting.
72b928 No.16025683
No. We're not lucky enough for YIIK to be the low-point for the year - and even if you're just counting the year to date, I'm pretty sure Bethesda are still fucking up with FO76 in bigger ways.
Personally, I want to see someone make a game like YIIK that panders hard to SJW hipsters in the promotional material and reveals. Have it double-down on the poz and flannel and twirly faggoty moustaches. Then only when it comes out and people play it, does the shoe drop and it's revealed that that the game is just one big 10 hour piss-take on SJWs. A slow burn at first, but by the end have it completely roasting SJWs and hipster "geek" culture - and end with them being the hapless villains who weren't self aware enough to realize the damage they were doing.
Also, right around the 1/3rd mark, have a significant difficulty increase even in the easiest modes - since the slightest bit of reisistance and gameplay will send these fuckers packing - but they'll still be praising it as if they beat the game on social media the whole time.
d95e10 No.16025697
>>16025655
I was thinking they'd just go extreme GURL POWER, like what the Earthbound translation did to Paula.
e0926e No.16025699
>>16025513
Finally a game made just for me!
cbc2fc No.16025702
>>16025699
> those last 2 seconds on the menu selection
7ee97a No.16025705
> 11 matches of "soy" in this one thread
Y'all have a problem. And you shit on Reddit for regurgitating the same memes all day long.
fbf647 No.16025709
>>16025707
kingdom heart fags will still be pleased with it, YIIK failed to please anyone
afcf77 No.16025710
>>16025705
Soy has been a meme for a long long time. This is more of a revival honestly.
7ee97a No.16025715
>>16025710
I never said it was a new meme. I'm just sick of /v/ pretending they're better because their stale shitty memes that most of the board brainlessly parrots are anti-lib.
6a8355 No.16025720
>>16025655
Speaking of trannies.
The final episode of steven universe came out
https://mega.nz/#!lSh3FQzJ!4hCyZMS8MxcKvKXRcHSh7Zw7HPcdBVwVBlzMhPGB7GU
Just kidding. We still have a movie and season 9
97d6cc No.16025723
>>16025720
Thanks for all the dolphin porn.
2a09f9 No.16025726
>>16025705
If the shoe fits drink it, faggot.
6a8355 No.16025727
>>16025723
Man. I'd very much prefer dolphin porn to this, anon.
dfd85f No.16025738
>>16025727
What's even going on there?
a93789 No.16025741
>>16025705
Okay I'll call him a cuck instead just to appease you.
2a09f9 No.16025743
>>16025727
What is the context for this faggotry? Can there even be context for this faggotry?
72b928 No.16025745
>>16025446
>I just have a soft spot for scrawny, auburn haired retards like Max.
6a8355 No.16025768
>>16025738
Evil white womyn ripped out his magic mommy powers, and he became weak like a cancer patient, then the white gem tried to shoot lazers at the pink jew, which failed, and she saw the silhouette change from pink diamond, to rose quartz, to steven, similar to how gems reform and get a new skin after they've been poofed, to which then she (white diamond) said "Where are you, pink!?" to which steven replied "SHE'S GONE." and blew her the fuck out, then pink steven (the gem) and the fleshy weak cancer steven fused into normal Steven. It's about self love, but with a really huge caveat.
It's all one big tranny metaphor, I shit you not. I just posted the episode.
ca7623 No.16025770
>>16025727
at points i am expecting fun stuff to be downloaded onto my computer but it never happens
2a09f9 No.16025776
>>16025768
I don't know what any of this means, but it sounds awful.
6a8355 No.16025784
>>16025776
So, she ripped out his gem, which caused him to become weak without it, and the gem became corporeal, which looked like a literal clone of Steven instead of Pink Diamond or Rose Quartz, which White Diamond expected.
So the pink diamond had a (mark is a juicy boi) technical sex change and became a clone of the fat kid instead of his mom. Fusion is making love.
Steven literally fucked himself.
Also, the crystal gems fused and became a GIANT fucking Kali Yuga ripoff.
9d135f No.16025787
>>16025142
>the outrage culture crowd is running faux upset at 11 but as anons removed from all that bullshit
>>>>>>>>>>>>
6a8355 No.16025810
Steven fucked himself who is technically his tranny mom who cloned herself to look like him
Just imagine, your mom getting a sex change to look exactly like you, then fucking your tranny clone, that is still your mom, who obtained your dads genes, who he stuck his dick into. My head hurts.
BASED REBECUCK. ANNO BTFO, STEVEN IS THE NEW EVANGELION.
72b928 No.16025828
>>16025810
>Steven fucked himself who is technically his tranny mom who cloned herself to look like him
>Just imagine, your mom getting a sex change to look exactly like you, then fuckin
We now live in an age where childrens TV is unironically promoting filth that makes even vorephilia look vanilla. Holy shit, the next generations are completely fucked. Nuclear holocaust really is the only way out at this point.
1b6088 No.16025829
>>16025784
White Diamond had potential , but then again, its Steven Universe, you knew it was gonna be resolved simply and cleanly, and now everybody is fffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnndsss
66d0bb No.16025831
>>16025522
>Gets angered by pictures of kumamon
No soul, I tell you.
66d0bb No.16025845
>>16025475
Don't you know, having parents is homophobic.
f02edb No.16025856
>>16025256
it looks like a passable ace attorney/ghost trick character with the art style. don't know anything about the characters personality though.
ca1014 No.16025889
>>16025720
>>16025768
>>16025784
>>16025810
>>16025833
>>16025849
Why did you come into this thread solely to derail it with some SU shit?
Go to /co/.
b238fd No.16025890
>>16025829
In a strange way, that's even worse for the leftiest, since it means that any neo-nazi KKK member Drumpf supporter can be your friend, if only you would show a bit of kindness to him.
f03f17 No.16025892
>>16025720
What's even left to do? There's no villains left.
99b4d7 No.16025895
>>16025142
>mentally ill person
she was found floating in the buildings water tank and the only reason they found out she was in there was because the water was black and gave off a foul odor in the buildings water supply. she was found 1 week later.
48da0c No.16025914
99b4d7 No.16025922
>>16025784
Mark the animation
d1baf2 No.16025924
>>16025148
Why indeed.
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275955 No.16025966
>>16025922
Oh come on anon, you're being too mean to Steven.
At least Steven gets SOMETHING done.
Unlike fucking mark. He's a god damn loser.
4422f6 No.16025997
>>16025810
>forgetting the fact that his/own/it's 'mother' decided to make a proxy war because "i don't want to conqueror earth, there's life xddd" doing so committed genocide of another race when trying to larp as an inferior race
lmao
a78aa6 No.16026029
>>16026025
Why would I even want to waste my time reading this trash?
f88d17 No.16026038
>>16026025
that is painful to watch. Cringe gets thrown around a lot now of days, but that is some actual cringe.
f88d17 No.16026050
>>16025768
Imma need some E:R tier explanation of how that's a tranny metaphor, though after all the other shit the series pushes I really don't doubt it.
814bea No.16026069
>>16026025
Holy fucking cringe.
ef65d0 No.16026152
>>16025155
The only correct reply
ca1014 No.16026203
>>16026025
>these obviously white VAs for black characters
9df46f No.16026213
>>16026025
This is hilarious. I fucking love it. Can you post more?
de1554 No.16026218
>>16026212
>since you were a liberal arts major, want me to explain this entire thing again?
>a very intelligent scientist living in Sweden.
>Wearing a hijab.
was this just an elaborate shitpost?
701d17 No.16026221
>>16025211
Kirbopher. Literally is voicing the main character.
6b1b4b No.16026231
>>16025148
We're making fun of it, you retard. Yes, it's that simple.
92ead2 No.16026232
>>16026213
>>16026218
God I wish this was just shitposting.
de1554 No.16026236
>>16026232
>hijab woman cucks her husband, forgets about children.
That's a stoning.
d9f30e No.16026249
>>16026245
Nobody wants to see this shit. Stop posting.
bf5657 No.16026253
>>16025522 (checked)
Being mocked for carrying a stuffed toy? Sounds like he couldn't bear it anymore.
>>16025173
The look he's giving in that 2nd pic reminds me of male doctor guy with the blank stare on that talkshow where the fat woman was talking about people being concerned with being too healthy.
>>16026232
The cats square eyes in the 4th pic make it look like it's also wearing hipster glasses.
9f3558 No.16026254
>>16026249
>Nobody wants to see this shit
>Another anon wants more of it
b87843 No.16026261
>>16026245
This game makes me cringe out of my fucking skin. I've never wanted to delete something from existence so badly.
This is the kind of self-insert wish-fulfillment masturbatory garbage that should never see the light of day.
Disgusting.
d9f30e No.16026266
>>16026261
>I've never wanted to delete something from existence so badly.
Agreed, let's delete this thread and ban anyone who tries to spite market this shit to us.
58bc9b No.16026271
>>16026266
>market
Please…
http://uj3wazyk5u4hnvtk.onion/torrent/28526201/YIIK__A_Postmodern_RPGmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:238675fd48c468175bdefaf1f0678717e7dc122c&dn=YIIK%3A+A+Postmodern+RPG&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
ae5e99 No.16026277
I stopped being mad a long time ago. I can only laugh at insanity these days
7d130f No.16026285
>>16026277
Why is it that these amateur vanity projects, the writer has never heard of show don't tell.
MORE WORDS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER YOU FUCK
0bec38 No.16026286
>>16026232
Another self inserting faggot like the guy that made Elex.
ae5e99 No.16026305
>>16026285
The self-insert MC couldnt stop with the fucking monologues. A poor attempt to ape japanese VNs with none of the charm but just pretentious crap.
ae5e99 No.16026309
oh yeah my last favourite
>I've had seven girlfriends throughout college and high school
bf4402 No.16026310
>>16026025
>dont you think its weird that a young woman goes missing in your town, and only people talking about it are some weirdo kids on the internet?
>and they aren't really talking about it for awareness. you guys get off on it in a way, don't you?
>some fantasy about being the white knight swooping in and saving the exotic korean girl
It feels like its supposed to be a jab at 4chan, yet describes soycore twitter perfectly.
0bec38 No.16026311
>>16026305
Who in their right mind thinks of school friends when looking at porn?? Just more proof that soyboys are actual sexual predators pretending to be "woke" so they can rape hippie chicks.
ee36e2 No.16026319
>>16026311
Back in my school day I never watched porn since I found it to exaggerated which was breaking the suspension of my disbelief. That's why I always fantasized about girls from my class, it was more grounded in reality.
077f49 No.16026321
>>16026309
There is no fucking way Alex had seven girlfriends. One of the ones he mentions was a Gender Studies cunt. He might have gotten cucked by one bitch, but seven? Fuck no.
0b1949 No.16026323
The entire game can be summed up as the embarrassing fanfiction of any SJW hipster soy-loving faggot or dyke. It's so fucking embarrassing that the the audience who was pandered to it, completely gave the game lip-service or a blockout on coverage. 3-4 years of shilling down the drain when they finally played the final product, it was too fucking true to themselves.
bf4402 No.16026327
>>16026321
Maybe he believes any girl he spends time with on a regular basis is his girlfriend, and the "break-ups" are the girls rejecting his creepy advances.
7d130f No.16026330
>>16026321
I mean if this game had good writing it would actually be kind of funny / interesting if it was showing how much of a narcissist the character is that he even lies to himself in his monologues.
077f49 No.16026336
>>16026327
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. He could be the leering stalker sort of "Nice Guy" male feminist who has sociopathic/rapist tendencies, like in >>16026305 where he immediately assumes that 1, it's porn, and 2, probably of someone he knew.
>>16026330
Panda is the only character that seems to point to this:
>>16026277
>>16026212
Panda was the best character in this, no competition.
0ada3b No.16026344
>>16025148
Welcome to nu /v/ where half of the threads are just circle jerking about a game is shit that everyone already knew it was shit in the first place rather than any semblance of meaningful discussion. Witness how people think a game is so awful they fill a thread about it with 200 posts. Every time I see a thread like this get bumped up to the front page again I die a little inside and wonder why I even come here anymore.
a99286 No.16026354
>>16025705
>soy
>cuck
I mean, take your pick. /v/ has always had a limited vocabulary, except cuck and soy actually ascended beyond being the "word of the year", and it's not as bad as the cringy "big boy words" that were thrown around before and were even more annoying than those two.
That said, if you're actually triggered by those words despite them being a mainstay for three fucking years, then I dunno what to tell you, champ. Except to lurk more.
>>16025142
Also we're only three weeks into January. Calling YIIK the fuckup of the year is premature, because everyone knew that it would be shit. Atlas has also produced more legitimate lulz that'll have further consequences than this shitheap ever will. YIIK will just be stowed away and forgotten in a month and its devfaggot will just pull a Phil Fish and resort to having breakdowns on Twitter for the world to see.
By the time December rolls around again, everyone will probably go, "oh wow that piece of shit came out this year, it feels like it came out years ago" - because nobody will have thought about it or cared about it beyond this initial week of its release. I didn't even find out about this piece of shit until the day before it came out. In with a whimper, out with a whimper.
d9f30e No.16026355
>>16026344
Thank Mark when you see him.
e96073 No.16026395
Holy shit the soy and cuck memes are so cringe, y'all are so cringe.
Yikes.
d2a4ec No.16026407
Yall niggas be postin in a shill thread
a0d7a7 No.16026477
>>16025429
SJW shit may have been added as an afterthought, but I'm certain that it wasn't a parody. The nigress party member rants for several minutes about how wypipo never cared about her brother who disappeared in the ghetto (where they lived, even though their parents were an attorney and an assistant governor) and how she and her family were the only ones who did. Then, exactly after than, in the very same scene, she says that she never cared about her missing brother, even though they were actually twins. The game is filled with this clumsy virtue signalling, it can't be a joke. The only question is whether all that shit was tacked onto the existing plot later without any regard whether it conflicted with the existing writing or not, or if the writer is so bad that he couldn't write properly at all (could be both).
b91f23 No.16026530
>saving jrpgs
>japanese
>rpgs
>save
The only way you could save JRPGs is by washing their stain from this world in nuclear glow. JRPGs have been a uniformly cancerous influence on the industry and the deification of these shit-tier cutscene simulators is half responsible for the absolute state of the gaming industry.
d28c6d No.16026619
>>16025142
When you realize that all the hipster retrokids on 8ch are eventually evolving into this guy, because attention whoring needs a bigger stage than an anonymous imageboard.
d28c6d No.16026621
>>16026530
>t. first person shooter player turned minecraft turned factorio
bda941 No.16026625
b76d39 No.16026637
>>16026619
So this game is nu/v/ in a nutshell.
a18fb3 No.16026665
>>16025623
Transplanted organs are always subject to rejection by the host body so chances are it'd go green and fall off if they weren't pilled up to the eyeballs every day. Also there's no point having the actual structure of a dick in there as it's not going to function, there'd be little to connect to bar the piss pipe and skin, it's much less trouble (and more fun) to cut the tranny up for its own parts, especially the only people who're ever gonna see it are the tranny and the fleet of (((medical professionals))) who perform their rolling botch job
34a794 No.16026681
>>16026625
modern ones from both sides are mostly trash.
maybe they should go back to their roots as derivatives of pen & paper role playing games.
a3ebbd No.16026684
You give them too much attention. Who gives a fuck about a shitty hippy game? Just laugh at it and move on to discuss good games. This thread has lived for too long.
bda941 No.16026692
>>16026681
Only if you don't know where to look. Falling back to "le both sides r bad" centristism is just weak. There are no good Western ones however.
d28c6d No.16026694
>>16025420
>Hipsters were the proto-SJWs
this
34a794 No.16026695
>>16026692
>There are no good Western ones however.
but the old ones where the basis for the japanese ones. Surely there must be old-school western ones.
b295b1 No.16026696
>>16025142
For it to be a fuckup it needs to be popular. YIIK thankfully isn't.
1aa041 No.16026714
>>16025556
What IS an overworld about, anon?
03ccb1 No.16026794
>>16026696
It was popular one or two years ago, all the journos were shilling it to high heaven and I'm pretty sure it even was advertised at Games done Quick
It was expected to be a new SJW golden horse, but somehow got almost no fanfare upon release and then bombed with its intended audience and was too shit for everyone else.
b37be9 No.16026907
>>16026621
>>16026625
>>16026692
JRPGs are our most hated genre. Fuck off Mark.
bda941 No.16026929
>>16026695
Due to the prevalence of Japanese games designed like those early Western ones and the Wests outright shunning of their classic design while the Japanese have embraced it, they are retroactively JRPGs. Deal with it. The West killed Wizardry the Japanese embraced it and let it flourish.
>>16026907
>>>/rpgcodex/
a78aa6 No.16026936
>>16026907
WRPGs are our most hated genre, faggot. There's no company more hated than Zioware & Bethesda here.
d28c6d No.16026982
>>16026907
Back to cuckchan, soyboy.
45ca13 No.16027141
This game is supposed to take place in 1999.
b238fd No.16027220
>>16026336
>Panda was the best character in this, no competition.
Even Alex agrees.
I like to think that he managed to go into the Uncommon Time universe, and became Teagen's spirit animal/advisor, and it's what made him man up and stand up to Alto, either that or he went to Shinji to try and man him up so he could climb in the robot.
9f3558 No.16027233
>>16026284
>Canadian
A FUCKING LEAF
794d4d No.16027266
>>16027220
Bad things happen when Shinji gets in the robot.
e86ca4 No.16027401
>>16025354
/pone/ poster here, you can add our old board to the list. It has gone from top 20 boards to barely alive because new threads without fail get filled with a barely legitimate flood of impotent rage and generic insults. People are constantly complaining that the board is dying, and the board is dying because it is so unbearably shit that people area leaving it in favor of 4chan. The moderators of 4chan have openly said that they hate the fandom and are intentionally sabotaging it, but 8chan still manages to be an even less hospitable option.
And most of all, like your pic related said, people are such a herd of bluepilled sheep that they'll rather stay in a place that slowly suffocates them than move out because there's no way to make them all move at once. This problem would actually deserve its own thread, because people in general are more and more prone to just going where everyone else is even if that place was obviously bad, and only getting them all to move at once would fix the problem down to its slowest members.
6a8355 No.16027412
>>16026355
I'll thank him with my fucking fist in his face.
bf9274 No.16027414
>>16027401
You do know that that faggot just wanted to shitpost his unfunny memes right?
Wait a minute, of course you don't, you're a horsefucker with no self awareness
794d4d No.16027433
>>16027401
I wish you filthy degenerates would all die already. Fucking animals.
a7f067 No.16027483
>>16025697
>I was thinking they'd just go extreme GURL POWER, like what the Earthbound translation did to Paula.
I don't recall her having any dialogue other than thanking Ness for rescuing her, telling him that her prayers can heal the sick, and being unable to confess to him.
Did she have more to say in Japanese?
45ca13 No.16027521
>>16027233
Same place the Scott Pilgrim and VGCats fags are from. I guess being a hipster faggot who pretends to care about games for the sake of their terrible self insert characters is a pastime over there.
31f73c No.16027560
>>16025506
Seeing as the majority of /v/ are japanophiles I think an anime game wouldn't do too badly.
But I'd want an actual anime game and not that weird uncanny valley artstyle between anime and cal arts that every western artist LOVES to use
6d93c4 No.16027592
>>16027401
Have you considered getting off the ride?
>no constantly degrading show quality
>no political autism from staff
Life's so much better when you just keep the pure old days and forget about everything else
eb7cdb No.16027609
>>16027401
eat shit and die horsefucker
6ecc9a No.16027619
>>16027220
I prefer to imagine that Alex is actually Max from that Autism game grown up, and that between the events of the two games, he gave up his dinosaur obsession with a panda obsession because he was indoctrinated into the cult of progressive multicultralism, which is why he has a similar connection to the panda. Furthermore, he's not a natural ginger and just dyed his hair that way because blondeness is associated with TEH NAZIS. In addition, some rupturing within the family occurred, which is why it's been a good while since he's had dinner with all of them.
daef71 No.16027628
>>16025142
If rightysoys hate it, then its gotta be good.
ab476d No.16027633
>>16027628
This is the most pathetic, low-effort bait I've ever seen. Sad!
d0946c No.16027677
>>16026025
I like how in the first video, there are white people pretending to be black and crying that their kid brother is missing while happy elevator music plays in the background.
63e708 No.16027784
>>16025142
Game is absolute pozz and chalked full of communist-shit-juice that when you can barely get by the pretentious monologuing and dialogue of something that for a self entitled leftist MC that self awareness is entirely lacking. Terrible bugs and glitches that fuck up gameplay having you to quit and restart. Not to mention the cheeseburger listed as “the best and worst of American culture”. And did I mention how absolutely pozz’d this was? Borrowing from underfurries, the game decides to include a “but be careful about killing everything because it’s dead forever” like nigger please. For that matter, why spend so much time on combat mechanics when you want to discourage the player from participating in a part of the fucking game?
Oh, and don’t forget that every man is a laptop to the cunt character that is an overpowered Mary Sue piece of shit that can do everything ultimately meanwhile playing on the “women is stronk. Women is ass kick”.
Jesus fucking Christ. At least the music is somewhat acceptable. But bugs and pozz everywhere from soytown and this shit should be put against the communist wall it so slurps the dick off of and be shot.
a31e4b No.16027800
>>16027617
>greentexting on youtube
>le boomer meme
45ca13 No.16027809
>>16027784
>Terrible bugs and glitches that fuck up gameplay
It has gameplay?
794d4d No.16027824
>>16027809
Apparently, yes. Difficult to tell, I know, not many had the patience and strength of character to survive all the pretentious monologues the cuck protagonists shits out.
75310d No.16027827
>>16025256
shopped looks like chad thundercock
7911cb No.16027865
1b3fa0 No.16027903
>>16025875
As a reminder, torfag, cuckchan has paid posting passes, an exclusive paypig board, and split the site in half for advertising revenue.
Defending it is a waste of a post.
dff7a2 No.16027921
>>16026050
buckle the fuckle up
abee1d No.16028030
>>16027609
Hold the fuck up anon. Do not go bad mouthing horse fucking until you've tried it. Those asses are tight.
ab476d No.16028072
>>16028030
>anime
>encouraging horsefucking
Yeah, checks all the boxes. Fuck off
144d94 No.16028085
>>16028072
>Complaining about animu pics
How the fuck do you even end up here?
abee1d No.16028090
>>16028072
>Horsefucking.
>Completely misses the asses pun.
Whoosh motherfucker.
00089f No.16028097
File: ab396f14869f20a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.47 KB, 639x451, 639:451, a412ec66474100a23df86cf0f0….jpg)
bda941 No.16028100
>>16028072
Why are these people so obvious?
45ca13 No.16028108
Lots of goon derail attempts going on here.
abee1d No.16028184
>>16028097
Why do you even have a picture of a nigger fucking a horse on your computer in the first place?
d8d843 No.16028232
>>16027483
The only case I recall found was one bit of line changed while the Happy Happiest had her locked up: "If you hadn't come to help me, I would have.."
>[JAPAN] "…kept crying."
<[USA] "…tried busting out of here on my own."
9df46f No.16028346
>>16026305
>Last pic
>None of the girls I know are pretty enough to be cam whores
HOLY SHIT
4422f6 No.16028366
>>16028346
<ignoring the fact that not only do they not look good but they lack the charisma stat to do so
self insert MC hangs out with autistic girls
9df46f No.16028404
>>16028366
It was more about this fat, hairy, soy beast thinking all the cunts he knows are "2/10 would not bangs". I imagine any sjw that played this far would be furious at him for thinking his opinion of stronk beautiful womxn mattered.
45ca13 No.16028415
>>16028366
Chrischan is all the proof you need autism makes people record themselves doing stupid shit more often, not less.
0e205f No.16028447
>>16028100
>twitterfag getting bootyblasted over seeing a smug anime girl
I bet he's a leftist too.
e19d96 No.16028465
>>16028447
if you're using twitter you're either Japanese or a leftist.
92ead2 No.16028467
>>16026286
Best characters in order:
1) the Panda, just look at his lines in those caps
2) Rory for saying the stupidest shit like this
085f44 No.16028468
Does anyone have an archive of that stream? Is it saved somewhere?
92ead2 No.16028477
>>16028467
Oh sorry wrong webm.
ab476d No.16028485
>>16028447
Yeah, he shouldn't be getting so angry. Anime avatars are just an excellent indicator the person in question has nothing of substance to say so you can safely ignore them.
6e2e10 No.16028488
>>16026340
So the developers sister and mother got shot? Or the Mc of the game?
de1554 No.16028522
>>16028485
kind of like pronouns in the bios, or a blue check mark.
818f92 No.16028525
>>16028467
Why does the loli have a voice of a 30 year old
4e5fea No.16028559
>>16028477
Christ. My cancer now has cancer.
557667 No.16028587
First two posts are funny but the NPC avatar guy and the guy greentexting on Youtube kill the screencap by explaining the joke and using meme jokes on Youtube
557667 No.16028590
>>16027617
Fuck I mean to tag this post
00089f No.16028753
>>16028184
I've got nogs doing many things
a31e4b No.16028754
>there are faggots out there that are fans of anime cicera 2010-2020
Yikes…
6a8355 No.16028769
>>16028522
>When you see all three, and a communist hammer and sickle.
25a9e5 No.16028771
I came into this thread for one thing, and it was a GIF of the shitty dancing meteor not-final boss that they give you an entire month to grind for.
19c42e No.16028797
File: f436b43d73e3c09⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.23 KB, 600x785, 120:157, actually dolphin porn unli….jpg)
>>16025723
Fuck you, now I'm disappointed
de1554 No.16028814
>>16025142
>fuck up of the year,
>January
we still have much, much further to fall.
bb8ebc No.16029011
Is the anon that was doing the pastebin synopsis ever going to finish it?
7911cb No.16029020
>>16029011
That anon here. Fuck no, that's more effort than this "game" deserves.
1304dc No.16029044
>>16028753
A 10/10 dive. Is there a collection of these in a board?
76b1b6 No.16029049
>>16026052
Y'all is my fetish.
03ca88 No.16029096
>>16025148
Because it finally released? A lot of people were aware of YIIK before release due to the trailer. The general consensus was "soy trash." Really, I'm surprised you would even ask "why is /v/ paying attention to a shit game?" after TOR, Dmc, DA:I etc for literal years at this point. You must be the world's biggest newfag.
fd368f No.16029107
We're not even a month into 2019 yet so I wouldn't say it's Blunder of the Year definitively, but it's definitely a contender.
f7f322 No.16029337
b238fd No.16029569
>>16029543
>>16029555
If you want something even better, have a SJW/soycuck of a protagonist, fighting the evil nazis of Trump's America. It starts out normal, he meets the colorful diverse cast, he fights the nazis, promotes socialism, all that stuff, have the game be easy for the leftists to enjoy, but towards the last hour or so, they meet the villain, who redpills the protagonist, by showing in the game what happens to a multi-cultural society, and the hero joins the "villain". No yes/no choice, no boss-fight, just joining him, with no player agency, and have a great ending, where he shaves the beard, marries a white woman, has 4-5 children, and the game ends with all of them at an all-white church. Maybe even have a post-game dungeon where the protagonist, the villain and two other characters fight the jews or some shit.
746bda No.16029587
>>16025354
>Reminder
Reminder that it is board policy to lock extra threads about something. I was there for this and each and every one of those threads said "shitpost about labo here >>#####"
b4c6f1 No.16029592
>fuckup of the year
>Fallout 76 exists
8b602f No.16029593
is nobody going to post the video of the suicide?
8b602f No.16029598
>>16029592
fallout 76 made money as it scammed, humiliated, and cucked normalfags.
in what timeline is that a failure?
b238fd No.16029599
>>16029575
Give me your address and I will send you a copy ;)
But seriously now, such an idea, maybe if toned down a bit would infuriate the leftists, thinking they are playing a game about punching nazis, only for the protagonist to join them, without any branching storylines. The only problem is marketing and distributing it, sure I could make something like this in RPG maker, but nobody, besides /v/ would play it, in which case it would be pointless. You would have to join their circle of friends, get pozzed, make the game, only show them the first part of it, pay some jurnos to write articles about it, release the game for free or for 5 dollars, then bury yourself under a rock.
b44259 No.16029601
>>16029592
Fallout 76 was the fuckup of last year.
55f7d5 No.16029604
>>16025354
This reeks of /intl/
>>16029587
But muh censorship! Fuck Mark amirite guise?
92ead2 No.16029635
>>16029598
It's supposed to be always online, so fucking everyone over so hard that it even crossed the line Bethesda fanboys tolerate means it's not going to last. It's not like the other online game Elder Scrolls online where it was functional but pretty dull outside PvP.
>>16029107
You have no idea how bad the actual gameplay for yiik is. For example: Battles take 15 seconds to load that isn't the battle initiation , mean a literally blank color while the battle loads up. The entire game is random encounters and points specifically designed for you to level grind, so at every point you're running around staring at a blank color waiting to just get on with it. If the animation quality and writing was the only thing about the game that was terrible then more people would be willing to play it just to see the awful writing.
34a794 No.16029696
>>16028184
>he doesn't enjoy nigger hate threads
03ccb1 No.16029704
>>16029635
Don't forget the best part of the battle system
>going through the game normally means you do shitall damage the entire time
>a battle with normal thrash mobs took over 5 minutes most of the time during the stream
>game then tells you to grind before the end sequence
>anon spends hours grinding
>get to endgame
>first "final boss" is unkillable, has to kill you
>after we got him to 1 HP within 3 rounds and stunlocked him for a while
>then a few minor bosses that we kiled in two rounds
>then the true final boss WHICH WAS THE SAME AS THE OTHER ONE, UNKILLABLE AND EASILY STUNLOCKED
>have to die to him and then flip a lever to end the game with a fade to white
077f49 No.16029711
>>16029704
The fact that we had 2 unkillable bosses copied and pasted that they forced us to have to lose, along with how every single boss in this game could be poisoned and stunlocked, made this a huge joke.
Meteor-Alex had the worst music in the game.
Try to prove me wrong.
03ccb1 No.16029718
>>16029711
>Try to prove me wrong
No
99b4d7 No.16029724
>>16027800
did you not see their commercial?
ca1014 No.16029730
196db7 No.16029741
This is the bad guy. I have no words.
71a16b No.16029752
>>16029741
looks like a poorly rendered, low polygon shitty graphic of Pewdiepie.
This entire game from the art to the writing to the pisspoor "gameplay" to the faggots who made it make a terrible game like Undertale look GOTY
a4fc76 No.16029755
>The game is so fucking shit I hate it so goddamn much fucking hell /v/ look at how much I hate this gay faggot indie game
>I hate it so much I have to keep this thread up to date on the progress of my current playthrough which I only do because I hate the game fucking shit ass piss faggotry
bf1ae8 No.16029784
>>16029755
Its called biting the bullet for the team you mongoloid.
a4fc76 No.16029786
>>16029784
Which nobody fucking asked you to do, asshole.
077f49 No.16029796
>>16029741
That isn't the final boss, this is. It's also shit.
0a1f31 No.16029799
>>16029786
Well nobody asked for your worthless opinion either but here it is.
Atleast the anon who rants about the game isnt just blatantly shitposting.
a4fc76 No.16029809
>>16029799
>MUH SHITPOSTING
>In a thread dedicated to shitposting
f88d17 No.16029832
>>16029796
>a hipster tries to go full shinji
>even fails at that
8defd0 No.16029879
>>16029834
Then I'll just ask them as a guy who has played RPGs my entire life and have just cringed harder than I ever have playing FFX-2 and SO4 what does this game bring to the table?
8defd0 No.16029896
>>16029888
Then I'll tell them the other side has brought better arguments to the table to hate the game and I'll shit on it with them.
e688f0 No.16029914
>>16025743
Steven's mom is basically a flesh tranny. Even when she gets ripped out of him and reforms., she REFUSES to stay in her true form and morphs herself to look like him and makes a beeline right back to her meat-suit "son" to refuse with it. .
a4fc76 No.16029922
>>16029834
>then YIIK(es) shills
Who the flying fuck cares what some hipster faggot and/or contrarian nu-/v/ shitposter thinks?
Don't try to justify your shit taste.
e688f0 No.16029924
>>16025770
SEE? Pink flips out the same way some trannies do when you don't play along with their insanity.
ca1014 No.16029956
43e70c No.16029962
>>16028515
you can post "Smug" all you want, everyone knows you're just a borderline tranny. if not now, in a bit of time
>>16026232
is that chris chan? also, lol at a swedish muslim
8456fc No.16029967
Can someone post the story Pastebin? I really want to see how the fuck did they get to those retarded final boss sequences.
dfec58 No.16029971
>>16025223
>Mutt voicing a nigger anime lover
The worst part is knowing that things are going to get worse before they get better.
ca1ac8 No.16029977
>>16025142
That would imply anyone had any positive expectations for it in the first place. You know not even the devs expected it to be good, it was just a way for them to virtue signal just like the vast majority of indie games are.
bf24d6 No.16029985
>>16029971
Niggers love anime
3acde1 No.16029998
>>16029985
you mom loves niggers
3acde1 No.16029999
dfec58 No.16030000
>>16025699
I've seen gameplay of this mod it's fucking terrifying
dfec58 No.16030155
>>16025768
>It's all about self acceptance for trannies
>When being a tranny is as far as humanly possible from self acceptance as you can get
It baffles me.
2a09f9 No.16030464
>>16029914
So it's like the tumblr evangelion, except nothing comes TUMBLING DOWN so they don't hurt their retarded audience's feelings?
02eec7 No.16030613
>>16029962
This, literally so much this.
It's almost as if misogyny is a problematic thing and anyone who isn't a bed-shitting dumptster-fire of a person understands this.
701d17 No.16030825
>>16025727
I feel like a lot of funny edits could be made of that fusion scene.
For example replacing the fusion result with pic related.
25a9e5 No.16031265
>>16031141
Here, let me help