986c7d No.15764238
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Have lots of fun on the one holiday where it's really great to be a nonturkey bird!
f5b1fb No.15764253
Thanksgiving was last month
38f5f9 No.15764257
>>15764253
Thanksgiving isn't for 55 minutes
a58133 No.15764268
Thanksgiving already passed anon.
1eed46 No.15764272
>>15764238
Got about another two hours until then where I live. Have a save parrot.
f2963d No.15764277
In this thread I just cant wait until it gets derailed by one of the following
>macro Falco-fox
>chocobo zoophilia
>meaningless LoZ windwaker pics
>poke-porn
>endless animal crossing waifu wars
>Sonic riders
>MORE FALCO-FOX MACRO
maybe even all of it at once!
2f2584 No.15764287
I don't do Thanksgiving because my parents are dead, my siblings have exiled me because I'm not normal, and I have absolutely nobody close in my life.
But I'm going to put on the radio, wait for Alice's Restaurant, then cook the nice little meal I planned for myself tonight. Hope everyone else has a great Thanksgiving!
bf2d07 No.15764298
a4c59c No.15764304
>>15764298
Do not lewd the birb.
d53229 No.15764307
>>15764238
Happy Thanksgiving anon, anyone here checking >>>/ck/ for recipes?
f2963d No.15764313
>>15764306
>>15764304
and thus it begins
good thread op, you lasted 8 posts
but honestly it was a thinly veiled porn thread to begin with.
058335 No.15764349
This is going to be the first Thanksgiving in my entire life where I go to someone elses house for it. Thank God actually, the shitty kids that came to our house every year were getting more obnoxious every time. I usually set up my WiiU for them since they liked casual Smash 4 and Splatoon, this year they'd probably want on my Switch, which I only have the 2 joycons for. It'd be a nightmare dealing with them fighting over turns. They'd probably rather just play Fortnite these days though
5e03ae No.15764382
>>15764304
>birb
Were you being annoying on purpose so that people would post it to spite you?
b6585e No.15764390
I want to eat that bird.
Anyone got some comfy Thanksgiving vidya recommendations?
a49778 No.15764405
>>15764277
You would like that, wouldn't you?
a4c59c No.15764477
>>15764306
You cheeky cunt.
416861 No.15764487
>another thanksgiving drinking alone
Cheers, /v/.
457883 No.15764516
What should I pirate on my switch for tomorrow. I got a second goycon, and my gamecube controllers just work so that's cool.
fa3a88 No.15764520
>>15764487
Don't get the blogposting out yet, it's just thanksgiving.
Wait until the depression hole that is christmas
a49778 No.15764521
>>15764487
But being alone is great.
416861 No.15764524
>>15764520
I'm never sober enough to use a computer on Christmas.
ed32aa No.15764540
>>15764534
Don't judge,when you're a communist you gotta eat what you can get
a49778 No.15764550
>>15764534
Nothing in this picture is redeemable. Even the dick is terrible.
46e221 No.15764557
Happy Thanksgiving my friends.
bf2d07 No.15764561
Cooking Turkey for the first time in my entire life Friday, got it in my fridge thawing out. Got family shit on Thursday and a small gathering the next day.
How do I cook this turkey /v/, I spent 25 bucks on it.
fa3a88 No.15764562
>>15764521
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
a4c59c No.15764565
>>15764561
If you're just thawing it now you start sometime saturday.
e4a036 No.15764567
happy thanksgiving 8/v/. you're a frustrating and fucking angry bunch of lads but you're all I got anymore. Cheers
fa3a88 No.15764570
>>15764561
Might want to put it in hot water to speed that shit up.
bf2d07 No.15764575
>>15764565
Nah, had it thawing since Tuesday
>>15764570
I'm stupid, but not that stupid, BUT, I am seeing a lot of people saying I got to rinse it off before cooking, but the food safety sites is saying don't even let it near water and just clear out the giblets before dressing it, so I'm a little confused, even my family says "Rinse it with water" but it ain't brined, and I sure as hell don't rinse shit like chicken breasts or steaks in water.
c36961 No.15764582
>>15764561
step 1: line a big-ass roasting pan with aluminum foil with enough to cover the turker
step 2: put turkey up in that motherfucker
step 3: rub herbs, whichever you like and however much you like, all over the fucking thing (rosemary, thyme and sage are good choices)
step 3: put root vegetables, coarsely chopped all over the goddamn place
step 4: pour an entire can of chicken stock all over that slut and make sure to get some (not all) in her filthy, glistening cavity
step 5: make a tent out of the foil for the turkey, put the lid on the pan, and cook that whore at 350 for like 2 1/2 hours, taking it out and unfolding your tent every half hour or so to gather up juice with a turkey baster and blast it all over the bird's waiting, moist skin
step 6: at 2 1/2 hours, open the foil and expose that naughty fowl to the oven's piercing gaze for a half hour to another hour, until its skin is nice and crisp
step 7: eat like a tenth of it, realize you made way too much, store it in the freezer until next thanksgiving when you realize it's been rotting for so long it's basically sentient
fa3a88 No.15764585
>>15764575
Oh, I meant if it was still sealed.
bf2d07 No.15764587
>>15764582
Noted, I got a disposable pan with handles, and plenty of foil, I'll go to a walmart later tonight to get a baster and some stock though, just got some "Better than bouillon" that I use for Pho' Got a recipe with some rosemary sprigs and garlic and lemon, so I'll note that as well, the tent is a good idea, I couldn't find any turkey bags in store.
>>15764585
Oh, like a day before thaw? Alright that makes sense.
f5b1fb No.15764594
>>15764587
Yo slut, don't forget to get carrots, celery, potatoes, onions, and parsnips.
a4c59c No.15764600
>>15764598
Ban just expired did it?
457883 No.15764614
>>15764575
Don't rinse it. You'll just spread the bacteria that was going to die when you cook it.
33041f No.15764619
>>15764598
Range IP ban all chinese already.
33c08e No.15764620
>>15764614
Thanks for the advice, I'll eat it raw!
a49778 No.15764623
>>15764598
>those filthy counters
I'm having Masao flashbacks
5466b3 No.15764637
>>15764623
>He doesn't thaw out his steak with a lighter while it dangles on a dirty toilet seat
c65a80 No.15764718
>>15764637
GOD FUCKING DAMN WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN ?! I heard him being mentioned just a few weeks earlier and forgot about it again until now. I want to know if dudes still kicking so bad, really liked him.
Have a (You) for the fond memories of deep thoughts about life and death while yer nitting your chair back together with dental floss.
f1024f No.15764773
>>15764758
>Parrot yells NIGGER occasionally
>gets arrested
fucking kek
a49778 No.15764776
>>15764767
>blaziken
Slut turned me into a furfag.
5f6dbd No.15764808
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>>15764776
Me too. Fuckin' chicken tits.
f1024f No.15764815
>>15764808
>>15764776
hah closet fur fags are hilarious. I never gave a shit and have jerked off to whatever the fuck if it got my dick going. Flipside I'm a vanilla fag if anything but no one does human male with anthro female really ever
a49778 No.15764822
>>15764815
>closet
We just admitted we were furfags, though.
5f6dbd No.15764826
>>15764822
Don't push it, faggot. We're on thin enough ice as it is.
f1024f No.15764839
>>15764822
>>15764826
hah niggers I've been at this for years. Stop fucking telling people "im furry xd" and you'll be fine if you even consider fursuits or don't shudder with disgust when seeing one you might wanna kill yourself.
0e77b2 No.15764842
The birbs are mysterious creatures.
a49778 No.15764843
>>15764839
You aren't making a whole lot of sense.
843c65 No.15764859
>>15764815
>but no one does human male with anthro female really ever
http://e621.net/post/index/1/human_on_anthro
In my experience, female anthro (read: not gayshit) is more popular in this tag
76b1d8 No.15764860
>>15764815
>but no one does human male with anthro female really ever
0e77b2 No.15764862
>>15764844
What a country britain is. The parrots have bigger balls than the humans.
5f6dbd No.15764870
>>15764844
>turned to two police officers and a vicar and added: "You can fuck off too."
b62972 No.15764888
>>15764843
1. Don't make your identity the fandom/fetish.
2. People who do and wear fursuits are garbage and if you do like that consider suicide.
1eed46 No.15764904
>>15764870
>>15764862
I imagine walking into that bird sanctuary would be like a newfag wandering here into /v/ and getting angrily shitposted at until they left. Best part though is that it wasn't just one bird, but three doing it in conjunction.
9ff6b9 No.15764936
>>15764238
unga bunga where da turkey an mashed potatoes at
a49778 No.15764940
>>15764888
Why are you giving me advice on how to be a respectable, well-adjusted anon?
b62972 No.15764948
>>15764940
Because I got trips
844e3c No.15764949
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>>15764776
>>15764808
Sad way to get introduced, but not the worst way to stay there.
5a2bb3 No.15765076
>>15764776
Anyone is a furry if the art is good enough.
dbc2fe No.15765140
>>15764767
>>15764808
>>15764949
>big spicy fried red chicken breasts and thighs
The only furry thing that makes me feel like a nigger
ba16e1 No.15765198
Another stupid mutt holiday. Thanksgiving and Wounded Knee and the subsequent fate of native americans are good reminders of what happens when a country is flooded full of immigrants and the natives don't instantly effectively unite for the sole purpose of pushing them into the sea.
5e3ed7 No.15765289
you niggers better not be having fucking ham today
d5e279 No.15765310
>>15765198
>Argentina is white!
3374cb No.15765343
Do birds ban discussion of games because they don't want to deal with the reports of spam?
f36f01 No.15765353
>>15765310
uh no dude im actually russian the whitest country in the world
hail stalin sooka bliat haha xd
f33252 No.15765371
Reminder that Kass has a loving wife in Amali and 5 daughters and he can only go back home and be a family man after you do his shrine quests.
ce3df9 No.15765416
>>15765411
Might have missed a joke but last I checked, a decent chunk of Balts were pretty proud of hating Russians and Poles. This isn't like hating niggers in Burgland where it's politically incorrect or something.
befe0b No.15765425
>>15765416
>Balts hate both subhuman Eurasian and P*le mongrels
Man, I never knew I'd learn to appreciate the glories of the Balts. But yeah, it's just a meme, my dude.
b94f62 No.15765452
>>15765416
It's more of Eastern Europe in general and the Baltic people in particular having lived under Soviet rule for a few decades or two.
The fond memories of that time are limited.
4965af No.15765455
>>15765416
All slavs hate almost all other slavs.
t.slav
dbea17 No.15765489
>>15764238
Happ Hanukkah mark you fucking kikel!
:^)
f1024f No.15765615
63364f No.15765864
I wonder if he keeps his word to stop developing gaymes
4965af No.15765876
>>15765864
Who the fuck is even going to hire him after Lawbreakers and Radical Heights?
c2b636 No.15765887
>>15764839
What about fucking a girl who is wearing a fursuit, but I myself would not?
a49778 No.15765920
>>15765864
>eating shitty fast food for Thanksgiving
>broadcasting eating shitty fast food for Thanksgiving
That picture is terribly sad.
81598c No.15765935
>>15765876
nobody? I think he said he's never making a game again so, problem solved.
6496d0 No.15766771
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e81739 No.15766793
>>15765864
happy thanksgiving even if i'm not american
c2b636 No.15766798
>>15766771
Thanks but I'm not into birds.
9a3504 No.15766861
>>15765935
Looks like his game deving days are done good riddance. No more gears of war and unreal is done…… He was a cuck but I was in luck, he tossed up shit but we all ducked, oh what a world what a world for this dumb fuck oh cliffly cuck. Made a bunch of shitty games now his scamming days are grey, he just cannot make a buck poor cliffly cuck.
ae8db0 No.15766867
f1024f No.15766931
>>15766925
Only good ones are 1, 2, and 4.
f1024f No.15766933
>>15765887
That's just disturbing man, it's a woman in a suit but just weird, I don't like your fursuit I wanna see your face not this shit
ec94c6 No.15766942
>>15764313
I lasted 8 posts
333e0b No.15766951
I KEEP SCREAMING BUT MOM WON'T ANSWER
333e0b No.15766959
I'm having trouble with multi-posts. Wasn't the limit changed to be per item rather than everything combined?
9ad7b6 No.15766972
Got myself sick by sleeping in a cold cabin and over exerting myself. Been in bed with a sore throat and a fucked up stomache all day. The view was nice but man was it fucking cold.
9ad7b6 No.15767123
>>15767112
It sucks hummingbirds die in any form of captivity. They are easily one of my favorite animals.
c9f5a8 No.15767487
HAHA I'M UPLOADING MY DRAWN BIRD LEWDS TO AN ACCOUNT
24c321 No.15767553
>>15767112
I have an uncle that used to have a toucan. It was extremely friendly and loved to be petted but it was also pretty brutal to other birds, actively hunting and eating smaller wild birds.
9d545a No.15767595
Did you enjoy the Harvest Festival, /v/?
b8a14f No.15767633
c45966 No.15767760
>>15764844
>Tells the mayor to fuck off and same to the two cops
This bird has more balls than the brits now days.
c9f5a8 No.15767776
>>15767633
inkbunny.net/birbbugger
enjoy your turkeys
I'm not done uploading, also still figuring out how the hell this website works.
a1b56a No.15767857
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>>15767776
Nice lewds, anon.
986c7d No.15768434
Had fun today. The turkey was kinda dry. Reconnected with cousins I hardly see anymore. Ate two plates of flan. All in all, a nice Thanksgiving for me.
1343a1 No.15768474
>>15767595
No, I fucking hate that shit. Farming until you get the right ingredients is a chore and a half, and the rewards are terrible. Easily one of the worst "holidays" in Animal Crossing.
b408ed No.15768475
Cooked everything this year. Came out perfect.
But turns out my tenants I invited no showed. Then one of them had the gall to say I never invited him, while also saying when I did, he never said yes.
So now I'm stuck with extra food and thoughts of the one who got away.
At least I got a chance for my younger brother to mend things with my stepsisters next week.
c9f5a8 No.15768495
>>15767857
There's more, and everything is inconsistent.
I was working on an actually decent set of images to go along with the holiday and never got them finished because of real shit.
0a0c56 No.15768502
>look forward to seeing relatives
>when I'm with the relatives I don't enjoy myself and just want to do something other than talk
>they leave and I instantly forget that I don't really enjoy being with my relatives
It's the same thing every year. They aren't bad people, I just hate that it's more of them talking at me rather than a get together. I just know I'll forgot about it once the weekend is over, and that I'll repeat this again on christmas.
c73f6b No.15768507
>>15765475
It's strange when you can feel your natural instinct to kill what you don't understand materializing in your brain
1eed46 No.15768513
>>15768475
>At least I got a chance for my younger brother to mend things with my stepsisters next week.
What did the little shit do?
b408ed No.15768590
>>15768513
My dad passed last year, and he took it hard since he had every chance to bond with him as an adult. It didn't help his side of family split because bullshit that happened at the funeral.
So they split and he hates both sides, despite me telling him not burn bridges. I'm hoping he can at least be not be a shit with them next week when we visit.
24ea80 No.15768655
Speaking of Medli lewds. What happened with that anon who was making a 3d model of her on here a bunch of months back?
a27982 No.15768676
>>15764767
>>15764776
>>15764808
>>15764949
It's like I'm back on /vp/. I wish any of the Pokemon boards here took off.
66fde2 No.15768685
>>15768655
Was the model anatomically correct?
1eed46 No.15768940
>>15768676
I remember some getting pissed that /vp/ here was already for vidya porn, and thus spammed furfag pokeporn in retaliation to having been cucked out of their legacy name. But overall, if a board didn't have reason to exodus way back, the bulk of people using their equivalents are apt to mostly have been from the ones that did (/v/ and /pol/).
>>15768590
Good luck with that.
42cfd9 No.15769056
843c65 No.15769064
>>15768676
I just took a nap and pondered the existence of two Pokemon threads and had the exact same thought before switching back to this tab.
9d545a No.15769087
>>15768940
>tfw /pokeporn/ is dead
a7e2e3 No.15769205
>>15765475
therabbiroam.webm
db046e No.15769578
>>15764521
That does look nasty. I would just make a pizza.
db046e No.15769598
I tried eating turkey at a family gathering but it felt like it was clogging my organs, my back really hurt, and my body reflexively tried to push it back out by making me puke a little in my mouth.
Is this normal?
24ea80 No.15769616
>>15768685
Of course! Wouldn't have bothered remembering it otherwise.
1eed46 No.15769617
>>15764758
Went looking for the full story on the second as Barney's Chapter 0: Prologue, but the source for it, times online, paywalls the rest. The faggots.
Have some more of his friend Charlie (unless there's many African Greys by that name).
0e77b2 No.15769628
>>15769578
Or eat at Kentucky Fried. Their turkeys are pretty darn good.