221874 No.13681925
Once again, Chris Roberts shows the world how its done. As per usual, it quickly become evident that the whole thing will be a massive shitshow, and hilarity (or misery, depending on your point of view) ensued.
>intel ssd advertisement campaign
>new $750 JPEG spaceship announced
>procedurally generated planet is shown, really it's a shoop of a real life planet
>new gameplay demos shown, through microsoft media player
Still waiting on Derek Smart to make a statement about it.
3d5ed8 No.13681948
>>13681925
>he hasn't dumped over a quarter million dollars into this game
33ab12 No.13681963
>>13681944
oh shit they actually have Intel advertising linked to their scam now
d7936f No.13681969
>Jpeg of planets now
So when do they sell jpegs of all the developers for quick cash?
21a37b No.13681974
>>13681925
>he doesn't spend his entire life savings on pictures of ships
It's almost like you don't know anything about investing.
d19db5 No.13681993
>>13681925
>$750 JPEG
This shit is just money laundering at this point, like modern art or soccer.
902dec No.13682003
How is this shit still going on
202b15 No.13682013
>>13682003
Jews, as with everything else financial right now.
0666d7 No.13682105
>>13682080
This guy looks like a rabbi
973fbe No.13682119
>>13682080
>>13682105
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN!
People that still support this shit deserve to get scammed at this point.
a60b14 No.13682120
>>13682105
>looks
I am pretty sure starcitizen is already a synagogue with very high goyim donation rate
3ca4dd No.13682610
The way I've always seen SC, if it works and comes out then cool if it doesn't I never paid any money into that shit. Either way EVE is a pretty good excel sim.
209e24 No.13682629
You can fly ships, shoot, board, do basic missions. NPCs are being implemented now, planetary landings are being implemented at the end of the year (after being set back due to bugs). Purchasing ships is optional. I'm not saying to buy it yet, but the game is coming along well (slowly). I hope it comes out and does well - I want a game where I can be a space pirate or burn up in the atmosphere of a planet for entering in at the wrong angle/speed.
312a37 No.13682655
You'd think after the Wing Commander movie everyone would've laughed this guy out of the industry permanently. We're talking about a film that makes FF:The Spirits Within look good.
b20e9b No.13682708
>>13682610
>>13682629
This, the people putting thousands into this are fucking retards through and through though. If it comes out before 2060 that would be cool.
0ad082 No.13682833
>>13681925
>pic 2
>Warbond Version Ships CANNOT be purchased with store credit
WTF
Why can't you use credits? Since you had to pay $$ to get them credits in the first place? Or are they so far in the place they need more capital injection to stay afloat?
552173 No.13682869
>>13681925
>procedurally generated planet is shown, really it's a shoop of a real life planet
YFW YOU DIDN'T SPEND MONEY ON THIS BS
092ae1 No.13682893
>>13682833
>Or are they so far in the place they need more capital injection to stay afloat?
Yes.
0ad082 No.13682901
>>13682833
>>13682833
>Or are they so far in the place
meant to say "Or are they so far in the Black
092ae1 No.13682908
>>13682901
You meant to say "in the red", actually, but it's okay. It's clear what you meant.
96be9d No.13682972
>>13681948
What was the bigest know spender's total again?
66e446 No.13683026
>>13682629
You're right that the game isn't a complete scam and they've implemented some impressive features, but this game is inherently flawed because of all the
>muh realism
Both the FPS and ship combat is mindless and they have shown no signs of making it anything but. FPS combat is typical hitscan shit while the ship combat is just "point your mouse at the red thing in front of the enemy ship and have a better ship" to win. If every feature was implemented in exactly the way the developers have envisioned it, the game would still be shit.
t. someone whose friend bought a copy for him since he has spent over $500 on .jpegs
37021e No.13683149
>>13681944
Who is the market for Optane, anyway? Or is this just Intel admitting it doesn't know, either?
243794 No.13683188
leddit thread on the planet shoop
http://archive.is/7ruRZ
37021e No.13683190
The "gameplay demo" was essentially an 8 minute loading screen.
(((reddit space)))
What a great juxtaposition of the state of Shekel Shillizen, the "gameplay" is neglected in a corner and consists of 8 minutes of watching a ship jpeg while center stage is showing how they can make the game hollow and lifeless by building cities out of procedural generation rather than make actual content.
7ea68f No.13683201
>>13681925
>paying the equivalent of ten Bad Dragon® brand silicone sculptures for a picture that literally says "no u"
I'd rather go fuck myself
43a947 No.13683207
>>13681969
Probably never, unless they replace all the nerdy developers with some hot chicks on a move to garner those feminist shekels.
43a947 No.13683216
>>13682105
SHOW NO MERCY TO THE GOYIM
THEY MUST BE SUCKED DRY LIKE CATTLE ON THE SLAUGHTERHOURSE
ALL FOR THE GLORY OF ISRAEL AND ITS CHOSEN PEOPLE!
725b9d No.13683222
>>13682080
>Spend 10k on our jpgs and you can pick one of these fine ladies for a dinner date.
2953d2 No.13683235
>>13683222
i get dibs on second from the right
0ad082 No.13683245
>>13683222
WTF is wrong with the on in the middl? That smil and horse face. I feel bad for that "woman"
8caedc No.13683272
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>>13682869
embed related
>>13683222
checked. Where is the version with the numbers so you can roll for your waif-
THE GOLEMS ALL HAVE TO BE SENT TO THE OVEN
I'm sorry that might be a bit too harsh, but really where is the version with the numbers so we can roll which of the golem will make a wife for Mark.
8caedc No.13683290
Never mind found it.
ROLL FOR MARK'S WIFE
973fbe No.13683291
>>13683222 (checked)
I'm positive at least four of those are men.
9902c4 No.13683302
b6c0bb No.13683307
>>13683290
Dubs are needed for this.
f1d294 No.13683311
>>13683222
Those are some fine looking females anon, but none can match the likes of pic related. I bet those women would be really jealous of pic related's huge khazar milkers and Ashkenazi IQ. Nice trips.
51777a No.13683314
>>13683290
rolloing, give daddy an 8 please
a09c0e No.13683327
>>13683290
shit give me a good one
a09c0e No.13683330
>>13683327
FUCK
I got Carla Tortelli
3efb9a No.13683342
>>13683222
Why are these women all so fucking hideous? Only two of them could pass for "average" but then maybe I'm just being overly generous given the fact the rest look like a hell-spawned fusion of Literally Wu and a horse with down syndrome.
f1d294 No.13683348
>>13683342
>Why are these women all so fucking hideous?
They are all jewesses anon.
3efb9a No.13683375
569b33 No.13683387
>>13683222
>nobody posted it
Here.
12a0f7 No.13683388
>>13683222
What the fuck is going on with the third from the left and third from the right, it looks like their brains are trying to force their way out the top of their heads.
a268f9 No.13683422
>>13681925
>Ship costs more than my rent
HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT?
3efb9a No.13683423
>>13683375
>>13683386
> I get the overweight retarded garden gnome with a receding hairline
Why did I do this
>>13683387
my sides are gone
51777a No.13683433
>>13683290
can someone make one of those group pic edits where everyone gets a nickname? like "mary manjaw" etc
725b9d No.13683444
>>13683311
she truly is beautiful, only second to this fine maiden.
8b50ca No.13683446
>>13683422
They kept raising the prices and stupid people kept buying the things. And depending on which rumor you believe CIG is either greedy as fuck or desperatly in need of more cash so they keep doing it.
33ab12 No.13683480
8caedc No.13683487
>>13683444
checked and pic related.
>>13681925
I can't even be mad anymore since I never put a single penny into the game, though my friend did buy 100 dollars worth jpgs but thankfully he stopped that. At this point I want to see how far the shitshow continues, maybe they'll crown Roberts as the new Nigerian Emperor when the game finally comes out.
8e773f No.13683495
>>13683245
>>13683222
Some married orthodox Jewish women wear wigs over their hair because showing their hair in public is immodest. That's probably what's going on with the three in the middle and one on the left that look like their hair is on top of a really tall skull.
6fecc6 No.13683528
>>13681925
>Enceladus
>planet
Enceladus is a moon of Saturn.
afcf3a No.13683582
>>13681993
As far as I'm concerned the man's an artist.
dbc5f5 No.13683593
>>13683528
You know at this point I'm operating from perspective that if a body is round and not made out of fire then I'm going to call it a planet irrespective of and orbital or co-orbital relationships.
Hell they've even managed to make a shitshow out of the hydrostatic equilibrium part or the definition.
ac1e14 No.13683610
>>13683149
The Star Shitizen audience is composed entirely of loveless, childless, middle-aged IT businessmen who earn far more money than they need for their studio apartment bachelor lifestyle. Instead of making investments and becoming truly wealthy, they just spend their 80k/yr on the most expensive computer parts they can find, simulator input devices, and spaceship JPGs. These people watch Linus Tech Tips spend $5,000 on a single component and unironically add it to their amazon shopping list, because they have nothing better to spend their money on.
499cc5 No.13683651
>>13683610
that would be nice, yes. but some of them aren't, like the goon whose wife divorced him after he dropped about $20-30k on jpegs of ships.
4c756a No.13683652
>>13683303
Well you can't accuse them of discriminating based on looks.
c3b16e No.13683653
>>13681993
You don't know what money laundering is, you're just parroting it because you've seen the term mentioned when absurd projects were involved.
ac1e14 No.13683660
>>13683651
So, what? He was the one guy among them who managed to fuck some woman. He's still the same personality type as the rest and she was putting up with similar bullshit of a smaller caliber before SC came along.
45768c No.13683677
The fuck is a JPEG spaceship?
5e36e8 No.13683680
>>13683677
A spaceship with compression artifacts
ac1e14 No.13683704
>>13683677
They draw concept art of a ship, give a vague description of the features it'll have when it's "finished," and put it up for sale. Anyone who buys it is buying a picture of the ship and the promise that one day it'll be in the game. They're literally selling jpegs. If you're LUCKY, the ship will eventually be a 3D model you can ogle in the hangar, but not fly. Only the truly blessed (or the people who bought the first 5 ships that were ever conceived) get to actually fly them in combat. And then the combat runs at 10fps no matter how good your PC is, because it's dependent upon their abysmal netcode.
5e8b05 No.13683710
>>13683610
>who earn far more money than they need
Commie detected. KYS comrade
6d03fb No.13683800
>>13683710
I mean their living expenses only add up to $1000/month because they're lonely cunts who have no reason to upgrade their living conditions, but they earn $5,000+ per month. So all that extra money gets thrown at bullshit that's expensive for the sake of being expensive, because some kind of imagined self-worth based on possessions.
0666d7 No.13683805
>>13683222
B-BUT THESE LOOK NOTHING LIKE JEWS IN HOLLYWOOD AND TELEVISION. HAVE I BEEN LIED TO?
3f5235 No.13683983
>>13682972
30k$ is the biggest I could find.
It's problby higher by now.
773b32 No.13684066
>>13683983
IIRC there's people with multiple $10,000 accounts. They're treating this dumpster fire like an "investment" that will eventually pay off. So many autist suicides are in store in the next five years.
a1b750 No.13684091
>>13683290
>>13683303
Rolling for the autistic one in a trenchcoat, fourth from the right
a1b750 No.13684105
>>13684091
Re-roll because this matters to me
9902c4 No.13684113
>>13681925
Where's the game Chris?!
e57c7c No.13684125
Keynote was impressive as usual. Probably gonna take another 3 months to shit out 3.0 and it's still gonna be full of bugs, but at least it's gotten somewhere.
>we're gonna do quarterly releases after this!
Likely story, every quarterly release will be 3-6 months late.
cf0ec4 No.13684145
Whenever I feel bad about spending on something I just think about the people who fell for star citizen and feel better.
d2018e No.13684162
>>13684145
I knew a ShitterCitizen AND Elite Dangerous cultist back in early/mid 2014. He was constantly insecure whenever I questioned any aspect of the game's development and lashed out angrily. He told me these are going to be the best games ever and he can't wait for them to come out. It was really strange and I got the scientology vibe from him. Went around in circles, would never give me any ground despite me being right and so on. These people deserve getting fucked, I only wish more of them spent their live savings or kids' college fund so that they will forever live with a mark on their psyche. Perhaps even have to endure a forever soured/broken relationship with their wives and children. Schadenfreude does not get better than this.
773b32 No.13684178
>>13684162
>Schadenfreude does not get better than this.
It does when the guilt and shame eventually catches up to them (or they realize soon enough they fucked themselves) and decided to an hero.
89c134 No.13684193
>>13682629
>or burn up in the atmosphere of a planet for entering in at the wrong angle/speed.
They blew all the orbital mechanics money on shitter simulation.
3298d0 No.13684214
>>13683290
I wonder which jewess I'll get.
438b74 No.13684242
>>13681925
>More jpgs for inflated prices
Anyone else remember that guy who bankrupt himself on those jpgs and got divorced over it, I wonder what he's up to now?
df57ef No.13684266
I'm surprised this is still a thing. When was Elite Dangerous release?
ce8170 No.13684302
d19db5 No.13684330
>>13683653
Yes i do, now shut the fuck up.
7af9f7 No.13684335
>>13683983
>that nose
Roberts is definitely not his actual last name.
460172 No.13684345
>>13684242
>$1 = 1000 credits
>every f2p piece of shit barrages you with ads which tell you how much you would be "saving" by buying more
>you don't even get that kind of a discount with this game
>no "sales," period
Being a terrible businessman, I can understand.
But being so awful at it that you can't even into basic jewing is beyond me.
569b33 No.13684349
>>13684242
>10$
>for an ingame pistol
>which you lose if you die
>or 10 missiles you lose after you fire them off
df57ef No.13684363
>They're literally selling jpegs. If you're LUCKY, the ship will eventually be a 3D model you can ogle in the hangar, but not fly.
>3D model you can ogle in the hangar, but not fly.
>but not fly.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, what?
It's not that I don't want to belive you, but I'll need a source for that. If it is true, this is the most retarded thing in vidya history.
773b32 No.13684369
>>13684266
For all the shit I give ED for being a boring turd of a game at least it got released and the devs added content over time.
b01f9a No.13684371
>>13684349
I think whales are too fucking stupid and or addicted to even care about discounts. They'll buy shit for instant gratification as always.
981cfb No.13684381
e57c7c No.13684390
>>13684345
See, it's unpopular to point this out, but they are not jewing because they were dead-set on being the biggest jews they can be, they are jewing because fans literally begged them to jew. That's why they don't really do sales or barrage people with ads (for now).
569b33 No.13684417
>>13684401
That's a very shitty background jpg for a galaxy. There's so many fucking visible stars, it's like you're in the middle of the galactic core. There aren't even any stars in other colors, nor nebulas.
e57c7c No.13684438
>>13684417
The webm is from like 4 years ago, I think it was before AC was released and you could hack your way into an environment that allowed you to fly ships.
9d6466 No.13684454
>>13684242
>"it`s not a videogame, it`s an investment!"
bb8b0d No.13684457
>>13683303
>0123456799
what did you mean by this
460172 No.13684461
>>13684390
I guess that makes sense.
If the fans want a barbed dick in their asses, why deny it to them?
I really want to see how all of this is going to end.
249013 No.13684491
>>13684363
While I've paid little attention to SC outside of threads laughing at it, as I understand the process for a ship goes
>jpg
>ship model created, sits in hanger
>ship flight model, weapons and systems created, ship can be flown
I originally got hyped for SC when it was first announced, and I went ahead and convinced a friend to back it I have never forgiven myself.
3f5235 No.13684514
>>13684349
I don't know if I should laugh about retards that keep on falling for it, or pity them.
3783ac No.13684545
>>13684514
Same. Yet part of me wants the scam to go on forever…
96f7c4 No.13684561
>>13684514
>man chooses vidya over roastie
nice
why did it have to be shit vidya though
why not finance your own game if you're going to start sinking that much cash into games
13c0e4 No.13684603
I still don't fucking know what this game is supposed to be, every time I hear about it, it sounds like a whole other genre was added. So it's a sandbox with procedural generation, it's a space flight simulator, a spaceship fighter, it has resource collection, it's multiplayer, what is it going to be next? A survival game?
I still know someone who is legitimately interested in this, and doesn't see a problem with this company selling concept art because buying a product that doesn't exist yet has never failed before! It's like if minecraft, no man's sky, and arma had an orgy and this is the result, all that's missing is PUZZLES and then I can add that shitty walking sim puzzle game, that I already forgot the name of, to the mix.
I'm not implying arma is a scam, just the most relevant example I could get to combat experience that is also boring.
>>13683805
You have no fucking idea.
I saw orthodox jews in real life, like straight out of israel jews, with the curly hair bangs and kippa, they had a child that I'm sure was still screaming from the circumcision and the woman with them looked like a literal goblin, tolkien-tier Hobbit: Unexpected Journey type shit. If she had green paint thrown on her you'd think she was a fucking gremlin.
b705de No.13684709
>>13684514
that third pic
>THE ENABLERS
OH HOW RIGHT YOU ARE
797508 No.13684717
>>13681925
>2947
At least we've got the release date
8caedc No.13684724
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>>13684603
>what is it going to be next? A survival game?
For a few more million dollars, maybe, how much do you have in your pocket sailor? This game will sucky sucky you wallet long time.
d0b8fc No.13684732
>>13683342
Years of inbreeding. It's such a bad problem the Israeli government provides free genetic counseling to couples considering children.
They have so many endemic genetic (homeoteleuton [I can thank a Jew for teaching me that word] but w/e) diseases that I don't know why they persist this dangerous game other than blood and soil – the same cry of "Nazis" today.
8d57ea No.13684742
I bet you faggots are all ugly.
460172 No.13684748
>>13684742
Nah, I'm pretty good-looking.
Lolis often look my way, smile and say hello.
b525ea No.13684754
>>13684603
I'm pretty sure Evochron Mercenary hits all those points, plus racing, modular ship construction and colonization mechanics. It came out years ago and didn't bleed anyone's wallet for images.
8caedc No.13684764
>>13684742
>I bet you faggots are all ugly.
Yeah I'm definitely not Brad Pitt. So I mask it with my cynicism and misanthropy. I think it's a fair exchange.
>>13684717
>At least we've got the release date
It'd be funny if it gets bought out by a publisher somehow.
3ee805 No.13684777
>>13681925
>2nd image
Did they just blatantly rip offf Homeworld?
79c1d6 No.13684779
>>13683290
1 are 8 are the only fuggalbe ones
f970d1 No.13684793
>>13684603
(((Chosen))) from the (((Promised Land))) here, I don't know a single person here who doesn't absolutely despise ultra-orthodox Jews. Secular people, non-Jews, left wing, right wing- they all get shit from Haredim. They're slowly taking over cities in Israel too. My old hometown has been overrun by them as of late.
8caedc No.13684796
>>13684779
>1 are 8 are the only fuggalbe ones
1 is a golem that will do your bidding as long as you write your command on a small piece of paper and place it in it's mouth.
8 has an okayish face but might be preggers already.
773b32 No.13684799
>>13684793
Enjoy the enrichment.
d2018e No.13684803
>>13684793
>being a kike
Go away, kike.
265887 No.13684808
>>13684793
Atleast now you know how the world feels about you.
e3c4c7 No.13684835
>>13684748
people tend to walk the other way with me,how do you get lolis to say hello? or you just atractive enough
725b9d No.13684846
>>13684793
none of them work either and they breed like rats, they're kinda like muslims.
725b9d No.13684862
>>13684835
>people tend to walk the other way with me
Are you a nigger?
460172 No.13684871
>>13684835
I put on a smile and look them in the eyes.
Never have a beard.
I'm honestly sometimes surprised myself by the looks that I get.
Doesn't help much in the end, since I'm a KV.
Just being noticed feels nice, though, as rare as it is.
494cf2 No.13684930
This fucking shit became a cult.
783893 No.13685005
>>13684930
>Shit your pants while dying in a mass suicide
>Some asshole ends up taking a picture of your shitty ass
773b32 No.13685013
>>13685005
Shouldn't have worn bright pants.
3efb9a No.13685120
>>13684779
1 is obese and has cankles, she looks like a typical mother past her prime. 8 is sort of cute but looks like she may be slightly retarded with that dopey face/expression.
460172 No.13685129
433da2 No.13685329
>>13685005
>>13685013
this is the kind of humor i can appreciate :^)
ac1e14 No.13685332
>>13684603
>I still don't fucking know what this game is supposed to be, every time I hear about it, it sounds like a whole other genre was added.
First it was supposed to be a space sim where you pilot your ship directly. Early-on, they promised Oculus/VR support, so it was made first-person by default. When they got the first 800lb pallet of kickstarter money dropped at their door, they promised to add FPS elements, so it'd be the first space sim ever that actually allowed you to walk around inside your ship, disembark on planets and stations, and maybe even EVA in space. Just like your favorite sci-fi movie or show. Then when the money kept rolling in, people wanted to expand the FPS part so you can live the full life of a cool space guy- having han solo gunfights in bars, running and driving around planetside like Mass Effect, going into an actual representation of a store to buy stuff, and physically loading and unloading shit from your cargo bay like some kind of virtual UPS employee. Then people wanted consistency, so they promised the same mechanics would apply ANYWHERE you can explore on-foot, and it would all be seamless. And that's when the game fell apart under its own weight and they realized their engine of choice can't support this endeavor.
5c062c No.13685348
>>13683592
Didn't Werewolf Jones die
ec791c No.13685357
>>13685332
Does it still run on Amazon's CryEngine?
e57c7c No.13685365
>>13685332
They also dropped the whole VR thing somewhere along the line.
>engine of choice can't support this endeavor
We're yet to see that part, if 3.0 doesn't fix the horrible fps, then it will be true.
>>13685357
Basically yes, though with many many modifications.
ac1e14 No.13685388
>>13685357
Yeah but they've fucked it inside out with their meddling and I wouldn't be surprised if it's even worse than before.
>>13685365
>They also dropped the whole VR thing somewhere along the line.
This has infuriated me the most because it's the entire reason behind their persistent first person perspective and obsessive simulation of the human body in the player animations. And ED had it, and being able to look out your cockpit windows and see space in 3D with head tracking was magnificent. The only reason I backed SC in the first place was the VR part, and I sold my ship to a redditor when I realized this was never gonna happen.
>We're yet to see that part, if 3.0 doesn't fix the horrible fps, then it will be true.
I read something about cryengine being horribly inefficient at tracking objects in multiplayer and bogging down the CPU cycles and netcode with it. They exacerbated this problem by making ships explode into debris that you can collide with, so 30 seconds into a dogfight there's 6x more objects floating in space that the game has to track than when you began.
8caedc No.13685441
>>13685332
>When they got the first 800lb pallet of kickstarter money dropped at their door, they promised to add FPS elements,
>all the rest
Wait, did they do that to themselves instead of keeping the first monies and trying to finish the game they originally planned out. Or was there always some ridiculous stretch goals from the beginning that idiots kept throwing money at to see how hilariously they can burn their money away. I thought I seen some feature creep in my days but obviously I thought wrong.
>>13685388
>They exacerbated this problem by making ships explode into debris that you can collide with, so 30 seconds into a dogfight there's 6x more objects floating in space that the game has to track than when you began.
I want this shitshow to continue just to see how absurd it can keep spiraling out.
ac1e14 No.13685447
>>13685441
>did they do that to themselves instead of keeping the first monies and trying to finish the game they originally planned out. Or was there always some ridiculous stretch goals
They did it to themselves. When they kept getting more money they had to keep inventing stretch goals and at some point started scrounging for any idea they could slap up there for another million dollars. Don't forget they only made like 2 million on kickstarter itself I think. After it ended they kept the fundraising going on their own site, where they made the rest.
e57c7c No.13685488
>>13685388
I think they'll eventually (try to) do VR, they just probably decided that they have enough problems as is, without trying to run everything at 4k 90fps for next gen headsets.
ac1e14 No.13685498
>>13685488
I don't think they ever said they're not doing VR, they just stopped caring at some point and never mentioned it again. They're hoping everyone forgets so they don't have to.
3efb9a No.13685651
>>13685129
0 is decent. Pretty average, nothing terribly wrong but not much right.
89ab40 No.13685667
>>13685651
Except the fact that her pussy produces matzah
225307 No.13685677
>>13681925
>real life planet
but its a moon
a84a11 No.13685684
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13684381
David Pakman, a journalist who was willing to interview GGs side during the culture war a few years back.
f37c99 No.13685686
Anybody else kind of sad that Derek Smart is the guy spearheading this anti Star Citizen campaign?
The man has no credibility, if it had been anyone else Chris Roberts wouldn't be making all this cash
d2018e No.13685746
>>13685388
Why are you sad about retards getting scammed? They couldn't have matched each other better. One is an incompetent dev way in over his head turned scammer. The other is the village idiot. Combined they are able to pull off the biggest heist of the entertainment industry yet. In fact, I am fairly sure it'd be way up in the list of most profitable heists in existence. People have stolen valuables and robbed banks less in total value than that fat sweaty fuck got in donations of the willing. I don't think you realize how truly remarkably amazing of a shit storm it's brewing up to be.
d2018e No.13685751
552173 No.13685911
>>13683188 (heiled)
<muh concept art
<muh concern posts
<muh photorealistic tech
Jesus it's like they're brainwashed. I'm glad I've never had buyer's remorse like this.
027f12 No.13685914
>>13685332
>so it'd be the first space sim ever that actually allowed you to walk around inside your ship, disembark on planets and stations,
Second, you mean. The Precursors already has this.
3d0af4 No.13685935
>>13685667
Free matzah, oy vey! You godda phone number for that beautiful froy, fraynd?
a03b02 No.13686029
>>13684793
And they're the fastest growing population too. Their welfare scams will eventually bankrupt Israel and lead to all kinds of fun times for the nation. How does it feel to be burned by the same poison you make the goyim take?
12a0f7 No.13686063
>>13684603
>spacecard game
I mean sure, why not?
63b830 No.13686072
63b830 No.13686086
>>13684835
Just be really tall. Kids always pester me.
de24b6 No.13686107
>>13681925
>procedurally generated planet is shown, really it's a shoop of a real life planet
How the fuck did they think they'd pull that off past a bunch of space autists?
312a37 No.13686112
>>13686107
>space autists
Most Star Citizen backers are of the "dude science lmao" variety. They don't know shit about actual astronomy.
9dbc59 No.13686115
>>13686107
The same way they convince people to spend thousands on .jpgs?
de24b6 No.13686124
>>13685686
I find it entertaining since goons hate him.
>if it had been anyone else Chris Roberts wouldn't be making all this cash
And what magical scenario is this where the idiots falling for it would suddenly become smarter?
de24b6 No.13686135
>>13686112
Sure, but they had to know there'd be at least a few genuine autists to call bullshit.
1f66de No.13686137
>>13686124
Because the one person being vocal about it wouldn't be a lying hack on the same level of Chris Roberts.
8fba62 No.13686139
>>13683983
Meet a fan that killed himself after spending $30,000 on a scam.
312a37 No.13686147
>>13686135
I doubt most of the developers are in on the scam actually. The front men are probably just as clueless as the backers.
552173 No.13686151
>>13684162
I have a friend who obsesses over space sims. He enjoyed No Man's Sky unironically, and I fear to know how much he's spent on JPGs. If he wasn't such a good friend I would mock him mercilessly. Probably still will when Star Shillizen shuts down.
>>13684545
What song is that?
>>13686124
>And what magical scenario is this where the idiots falling for it would suddenly become smarter?
If it was John Carmack or some other programmer who has a good reputation for making solid products who had written that Star Citizen is basically infeasible with current tech, I think a lot more plebs would have listened. Most people don't actually reason, they just listen to authority figures; in this field, Smart isn't considered an authority because he's a fucking hack, so normalfags won't respect or even consider his arguments.
5991b0 No.13686155
>>13684793
You get what you deserve.
e57c7c No.13686164
>>13686151
I don't think any reputable dev would write that SC is impossible with current tech because it's not impossible. Whether or not CIG is going to manage to deliver a working product is a different question, but I think even what they have now is fairly impressive. If only the multiplayer actually worked on the intended scale.
213f9c No.13686170
>>13681993
'Money laundering' implies the money was dirty *before* this process began.
0a9ca3 No.13686174
>>13682080
>>13683222
Is Star Citizen the most jewish game every developed? 1/2 jew devs, frontman is a rabbi.
213f9c No.13686196
>>13683026
>muh realism
If it was going for this then shouldn't ship to ship combat would be virtually impossible at speed unless you were right on top of each other or had someone else managing your reverse thrust?
213f9c No.13686205
>>13683190
>procedural generation
Needs to be redefined as: 'The devs are lazy cunts'.
Nothing good has ever come of this noise, just ugly, clunky disappointments peddled by bulshitters.
213f9c No.13686213
>>13683342
Uggo girls try to code to impress nerd bois. Doesn't work obviously.
213f9c No.13686220
>>13683387
She looks like Noel Fielding.
213f9c No.13686229
>>13683652
Looks like they discriminate against the pretty to me.
312a37 No.13686234
>>13686205
It also demonstrates a lack of understanding words. "Procedural" doesn't mean "random" but good luck getting the ring leaders and peanut gallery journos to ever acknowledge that. It's the same shit that happened to "app".
e57c7c No.13686249
>>13686205
The initial plan was to completely block off planets from players and you could only access landing zones through a "masked loading screen", basically the ship being in forced autopilot for a certain amount of time. They started entertaining the idea of procedural tech only later on, then they decided to make more barren planets semi-procedural and fully open to players. This apparently worked well enough that they managed to make ArcCorp completely open too, which was the most difficult planet for this since it's covered in buildings entirely.
The important landing zones still remain largely handcrafted, and the procedural tech is also always combined with manual direction, much unlike procedural generation in NMS where it just shits out a gorillion planets. Obviously in SC you can also tell that it's procedural generation, but it's nowhere near the potato shit that you'd usually expect. Given the choice between no procedural planets with only landing zones accessible, this, and waiting fifty years for them to manually populate a 50%-Earth-sized planet tree by tree, what they're doing is easily the best option.
312a37 No.13686251
>>13686234
And "troll" now that I think of it. There's probably billion other examples and these kikes won't stop until we're reduced to speaking in binary grunts and yelps.
b44db6 No.13686253
Chris Roberts, known for Wing Commander, a cool game where you kill space japanese cat aliens. A pity, what he has become.
8a04e9 No.13686268
b6e636 No.13686286
>>13683222
Did they hire space aliens?
35ba2a No.13686398
>>13683652
read that as discriminating based on hooks
c075a3 No.13687406
File: f5d9ebd269becdf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.73 KB, 250x96, 125:48, ss (2017-10-28 at 04.45.35….jpg)
>>13686124
They'd be smarter because Derek wouldn't be keeping all the Smart to himself
69657c No.13687515
>>13685120
8 looks the most normal and cute of them all.
>>13685129
Hmmmm…. I can work with that I guess.
ee7bc1 No.13687557
>>13687544
Fug, forgot to upscale.
8caedc No.13687644
>>13686398
That looks like benis.
>>13683433
>can someone make one of those group pic edits where everyone gets a nickname? like "mary manjaw" etc
Only because you got dubs of three. Here, new version out. Still better game than Shekel Yidizen imho.
438b74 No.13687666
>>13684514
>Someone sunk over $40,000 into this
I don't think I've even spent that much on video games in my life.
0ddc3d No.13687676
>>13684514
>spending tens of thousands dollars for literally nothing
Literally children in Africa would have saved if those money spent somewhere else
8caedc No.13687682
>>13687666
>>Someone sunk over $40,000 into this
>I don't think I've even spent that much on video games in my life.
Well you are deviously smart, satan.
ee7bc1 No.13687691
>>13683704
>Only the truly blessed (or the people who bought the first 5 ships that were ever conceived) get to actually fly them in combat. And then the combat runs at 10fps no matter how good your PC is, because it's dependent upon their abysmal netcode.
Are you serious? How can they justify that? If was dumb enough to buy a $750 virtual spaceship I'd expect to be able to fly it.
773b32 No.13687695
>>13687666
There's heroin addicts that haven't spent that much on dope in their whole lives.
>>13687691
>If was dumb enough to buy a $750 virtual spaceship I'd expect to be able to fly it.
If you're dumb enough to pay $750 for a digital item you're dumb enough not to figure out you're getting scammed.
6080c2 No.13687700
>>13687676
Wtf i love scam citizen now!
0586a3 No.13687705
>>13687676
It's probably better if the money went to some scam than africa because those saved children would just have more children that would need saving too.
773b32 No.13687714
>>13687676
>Literally children in Africa would have saved if those money spent somewhere else
So, you're spending money on nothing or you're spending money on nothing.
438b74 No.13687731
>>13687676
No they wouldn't.
fbf5aa No.13687745
>>13687666
Well you are the lord of darkness, I'd figure you'd be pro-piracy all the way.
Still I get what you mean exalted one.
13c0e4 No.13687778
>>13687676
Africa is a fucking is a black hole for currency, you throw money into it and nothing changes except the black hole gets bigger.
8caedc No.13687800
>>13686151
> so normalfags won't respect or even consider his arguments.
Even putting Derek Smart aside for a sec, I would hope that most normalfaggots at least have enough sense to see that Scam Citizen looks like a feature creep monstrosity that gives them second thoughts.
37021e No.13687820
>>13686249
But it's all just background art. There's still just that one landing zone, but now there's a massive amount of "city" you can't do anything with. It's beautiful but has no gameplay value. Basically, SC in a nutshell.
312a37 No.13687822
>>13687800
Normalfags were too busy being wowed and ultimately disappointed by No Man's Sky to even know this game exists. They probably think "feature creep" is some ASSFAGGOTS term too.
37021e No.13687844
>>13687800
Some of them have started to realize it and express doubt, but the community then shuns them as 'trolls' and silences them. It's very culty.
37021e No.13687865
>reveal is that SC has 8 minute loading screens
>they now claim to want that
A month ago they were mocking E:D as 'space trucking' and now here we are.
438b74 No.13687884
>>13687865
>I want load times to be substantial
This is a fucking internet cult.
049eac No.13687935
>>13687644 (checked)
Now to get Mark to roll on it.
312a37 No.13687965
>>13687865
Not even C64 cassette games took that long to load.
37021e No.13687967
>>13687925
>Squadron 42
They don't even talk about it anymore. I wonder how much money is clogging that particular toilet. It was the Wing Commander experience people originally wanted before the bait and switch, and is now an optional $15 addon to the jpeg ownership sim.
1e005d No.13688022
>>13687865
>8 minute loading screens
>immersion
312a37 No.13688037
>>13688022
It would maybe make sense in Pixar Rendering Farm Simulator but not here.
89c134 No.13688149
>>13686107
>space autists
Anybody who is a fan of "WWII Naval Battles But In 'Space'" is not anywhere near what I would call a "space austist."
The real space autists are playing Children of a Dead Earth, Rogue System, or even Kerbal Space Program.
37021e No.13688244
>>13688149
I fucking love autism. Is Children of a Dead Earth worth playing? I mainly play Factorio and KSP in between doing gamedev stuff these days.
b95780 No.13688248
>>13687644
daily reminder that if your waifu's name contains alliteration she's low teir
get mark to roll this shit already
8caedc No.13688338
>>13687844
I knew people that was so desperate for any wing commander or privateer type space game that they defended buying Numalesky. Though not a huge suprise barely a month later they never talk about it again.
>>13687822
>Some of them have started to realize it and express doubt, but the community then shuns them as 'trolls' and silences them.
Yeah I heard about that. Might be that thing with people who have sunk a substantial amount not wanting to escape the hole they dug because that would mean admitting they threw a fair amount of money away down a burning ditch.
>>13687935
>>13688248
Next meta thread someone post it for mark to roll.
221874 No.13688359
>>13685332
> their engine of choice can't support this endeavor
Their dogshit programming can't support this endeavor, the engine is fine. KSP does all of this while constantly running full physics simulation for your space ship, running at stable high framerate, and it's made in fucking Unity to boot.
89ab40 No.13688445
>>13687865
>8 minutes of loading time is immersive
e33965 No.13688462
>>13683222
I would this one if she lost the beer belly.
221874 No.13688480
>>13686205
You must hate the real life caverns, mountains and forests and everything humans had created without planning well ahead, because it's the same random bunch of shit rather than well designed piece of scenery.
005e60 No.13688551
>>13688480
Pants on head retarded example, if you're looking for a setting to enable challenging and fun gameplay randomly generated shit is just that, random.
It has a great chance to be utterly shit and a low chance of randomly being good with the gameplay elements at play.
For a counter example say you want to go golfing, practically no area is suitable for it if it hasnt been tended to by humans. Or racing.
221874 No.13688643
>>13688551
That's true but example is right nonetheless. It generates a planet that looks like a normal planet - primordial, arbitrary, with no rhyme or reason, built only by natural physcal processes. Just like planet Earth.
I suppose gamers had been spoiled with video games presenting very small worlds jam packed with features and things to do. Real words are monotonous, often barren, and devoid of distinguishing features and landmarks let alone fun quests.
8caedc No.13688671
>>13688643
>monotonous, often barren, and devoid of distinguishing features and landmarks let alone fun quests.
Hey spoilers alert ya fug, some people still want to play shekel citizen fresh!
:^)
552173 No.13688681
>>13688671
>using the pointy smiley as a replacement for /s
>>>/reddit/
221874 No.13688688
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13688671
Space Engine exists either way.
>>13688681
Lurk 13.7 billion years before posting.
12d2e5 No.13688732
>>13684846
>that fucking image
I went looking it up since I didn't believe it was real, it's still horrifying. It's got a description like "rabbis play in the ocean a dawn" or something. It's like a fucking fever dream, jesus christ.
9de237 No.13688747
>>13683222
Checked. Truly the most hideous race on earth besides niggers.
>>13684793
No one cares kike.
>>13686155
Dubs confirm. Israel will be the first nation to collapse.
8caedc No.13688777
>>13688681
N
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>>13688688
>Space Engine
Huh, first I've heard of it. Looks cool. Skimming it over at wikipedia.
>In addition to expanding and completing the planetarium software, the developer has also expressed his intention to create games using the engine,[12] and to eventually license the engine to other developers.
>SpaceEngine is currently only available for Windows PCs; however, Romanyuk has plans for the software to support Mac OS and Linux in the future.[13]
Interesting if they follow through with it or get some deals with a studio that can create a good game with it.
f8ae98 No.13688806
>>13688480
The thing is Nature is not "Randomly generated" and does have a good degree of rhyme and reason in why it is the way it is. Geologists can explain most of that shit very easily. Not to mention, it looks a gorillion times better than the ugly mess that any procedural bullshit that CIG or anyone else can shit out.
43a947 No.13688816
>>13683302
You damn fool, you literally rolled the only one who looks decent on the bunch.
552173 No.13688867
>>13688777
>>13688688
I will listen to your repeating digits.
I misread "shekel citizen" as "star citizen", my bad
>>13688795
>only 1:21
This is like finding pictures of a hot chick and realizing she only does softcore.
8caedc No.13688916
>>13685447
>They did it to themselves. When they kept getting more money they had to keep inventing stretch goals and at some point started scrounging for any idea they could slap up there for another million dollars.
Hmm, that would explain the high priced high grade cappucino machine on Chris's side of the office, if they still have that.
>Don't forget they only made like 2 million on kickstarter itself I think. After it ended they kept the fundraising going on their own site, where they made the rest.
I just remembered they had or maybe still have that reality show type contest for the CGI ships.
The Next Great Starship
Not going to embed it, some other brave soul can go webum it if they want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIb4rTrP_9w
084fda No.13688981
>>13683290
Rolling for a 8 or a 0
7d4283 No.13689054
>>13684369
Hell I at least play it very so often. 3000 hours and counting somehow. That's still 1000 hours of actual gameplay of you remove the loadscreens, animations and supercruise.
17b572 No.13689113
>>13683303
Rollin for a kike to gas.
7d4283 No.13689127
>>13687884
>>13687865
This isn't just gameplay padding, forumdad's ACTUALLY like waiting for "immersive purposes", elite didn't have to have the "countdown" for supercruise but forumdads fought for every second during beta testing so now I have to wait even longer for this shitty load screen.
In this SC case it might be the devs, but there's no doubt there are boring old nerds who just want to sit in a game that noone else plays because otherwise their influence is lost. I wasn't dumb enough to buy a game that had lots of promises from scratch nothing.
Rarely do those companies actually succeed. They always fall apart as the code complexity gets significantly harder and their intellect and ability is stretched.
9d6466 No.13689283
>>13687644
>cutest girl has -hostile to other npcs trait
>>13687865
I kinda understand where he is coming from but adding downtime as a gameplay element is definitely not the way to go. If anything you should mimic Euro Truck Simulator and give the player a constant but mild need for input.
88f1aa No.13689286
>>13688480
>thinks procedural generation used in video games is anything close to approximating millions of years of intermingling complex systems building on top of each other organically
>thinks anything found in shit like No Mans Lie is as good as a real forest, mountain or cavern in terms of variation, detail or complexity.
>does it for free.
8caedc No.13689292
>>13689127
>Rarely do those companies actually succeed. They always fall apart as the code complexity gets significantly harder and their intellect and ability is stretched.
I wonder if a publisher will step in if they see scam citizen tumbling down, for the IP or assets. Maybe just to get the furniture and coffee maker.
8caedc No.13689323
>>13689283
>>cutest girl has -hostile to other npcs trait
Margyrine Baker does not have that penalty though. Her penalty is she's limited to stone tools only.
ed6da6 No.13689395
>>13684401
that was glorious
3783ac No.13689409
>>13689283
Say what you will about the goons, but they've been on to this scam from the start…
94a048 No.13689521
>>13688480
>you must hate real terrain if you hate procedural generation
Imagine being this retarded.
>>13688643
>I suppose gamers had been spoiled with video games presenting very small worlds jam packed with features and things to do
You've got a bright career in games journalism ahead of you. Choose wisely.
>>>/polygon/
>>>/kotaku/
>>>/ign/
aaac0a No.13689795
>>13681925
Hi Derek. You seem to be lost, >>>/tv/ is this way. Also, is that really the best picture you still have of yourself? And the Coke machine says hi.
37021e No.13690006
>>13689795
So how many jpegs do you own, anon?
15abfc No.13690059
I am truly enjoying the show.
e57c7c No.13690072
>>13687820
They are going to be adding a lot more landing zones that are less handcrafted and more procedurally generated. On ArcCorp it is just visuals otherwise, but on other planets you will have quests, exploration, mining, farming, so to some extent it definitely adds to the gameplay. But yes, it is above all about the visuals, I mean if it wasn't, you'd be getting NMS-tier planets.
>>13689283
>>13687865
As they said during the presentation, in the game you will never have 8 minutes of sitting around doing nothing in fast travel, it will be interrupted both by non-hostiles and hostiles.
>should mimic Euro Truck Simulator
I guess they could add some sensor work that would give you information on threats and areas where you can achieve higher speeds, and if the player wanted it they could swerve around to get to the destination faster.
474ae3 No.13690083
>>13690072
They're not going to be adding anything decent (124), its going to be a fucking mess just like it always has been since the beginning.
It took them nearly 2 years just to get hanger mode up.
37021e No.13690124
>>13690072
Every spesh game says that. E&B had interdictors, Jumpgate had troll asteroids, X Stillbirth had aggressive driving, etc. but it never ends up being more than what it appears to be. A loading screen.
And those were games with gameplay in them. We're 6 years into SC and it might go another year without even fetch quests. This isn't a developer we can expect to reinvent space gameplay.
4c756a No.13690137
>>13684242
>literally selling ammo
Ex EA CEO would be proud
e57c7c No.13690139
>>13690083
For better or worse they've been giving a lot of thought to gameplay, at least on paper, haven't seen that much of it implemented yet. In any case, it's not these things the game hinges on, it's the multiplayer performance.
>>13690124
Again, I don't really see any good alternatives. If you enable fast travel, then scale loses its meaning. Adding some more or less gimmicky shit to do while getting to your destination is about all there is to it, and hope that SC's brand of gimmicky shit will be decent enough. I imagine it's really only going to hit single players that aren't doing anything super important, thinking back to Pulsar before we realized we could just skip jumps, 2-2.5 minutes of waiting isn't that bad between encounters so long as you're in MP with others on board.
3bb0da No.13690161
>>13686072
agreed, 0 is best 4 is also not bad
>>13684871
>I'm a KV
what the fuck is a KV?
>>13686147
>The front men are probably just as clueless as the backers
There's no way, they HAVE to be in on it.
37021e No.13690168
>>13690139
If scale is just going to be tedium, then there's no reason to have scale. A game with a 24 player limit really has no business aiming for scale to begin with.
>2-2.5 minutes of waiting isn't that bad between encounters so long as you're in MP with others on board.
Ah, 'fun with friends'.
e57c7c No.13690198
>>13690168
As the leddit post said, the point of scale is so you can't just complete any transport or delivery mission at next to no effort and conversely you can't just reach anyone and attack them whenever it suits you.
>player limit
That's a per local instance limit, whatever it will be. So if you get pulled out of fast travel, you enter one local instance, and up to X number of people might be there. Not a per system limit where the entire solar system has 24 players. But aside from that, it doesn't say anything about the amount of NPCs you can have in an instance, and you will presumably mostly be running into NPCs.
>fun with friends
You have more shit to do when you have to coordinate with others and check on what they're doing, as opposed to sitting in your single seater and seeing every piece of information and being in complete control of everything.
388b62 No.13690240
You know if this game ever actually comes out could anons we just bought the bare bones pass back in 2014 get together and form a Nazi guild?
We could ruthlessly exterminate all non whites that we can from the game and cause massive butthurt.
388b62 No.13690252
Does anyone know what the Goon's involvement with this game is?
Are they planning on taking it over like EVE online?
e57c7c No.13690254
>>13690240
>half the people here never bought the game
>half of the other half got memed into getting a refund
>take the handful remaining players and go up against Whale Inc.'s ten gorillion ISC fleet in Auroras
I don't think there are enough people here who still have a ship to make even a half-decent org. It's probably gonna be gay furfags or nothing for us.
474ae3 No.13690283
>>13690254
>>13690198
>Pls play with me I got to get my money's worth!?
Fuck off faggot, SC ecompasses the worst attributes of the game industry, but let me revert my opinions because some anonymous faggot said its not that bad.
Also we can larp as NAZIS!111 SO KEWL!111
388b62 No.13690315
>>13690254
Maybe we could recruit some retards from TRS?
The success of /pol/ has created a bunch of non anon useful idiots for us to use.
25a12f No.13690319
>>13684748
>rl lolis
Seriously kill yourself before you hurt someone
e57c7c No.13690340
>>13690283
You think SC encompasses the worst attributes in the game industry because you can't be bothered to read anything but memes and funny image compilations about it. SC is plenty fucking shit, but it's nowhere near as bad some people make it out to be. I also don't want you to play with me, I don't know where you got that impression. Hell, I wouldn't pay the price they are asking for it now, some 60 shekels for MP only, 90 with SP.
>>13690315
Between that and halfchan, I'd probably rather take halfchan. Thankfully space related stuff still attracts some of the good kind of autists even there.
2ab438 No.13690341
Fuck, I knew I forgot about something. Would've loved to watch this shitshow live.
>2016 ScamCon
>watch twitch stream
>"this game really tickles my fancy"
>automatic permaban
37021e No.13690349
>>13690319
Anti-loli is a Jewish invention to get us to waste most of our women's fertile years and send them through schooling for a job since we have no other use for them young.
37021e No.13690362
>>13690341
It was much more dry this year. No gameplay, no roleplay, and Intel ads.
388b62 No.13690364
>>13690349
Unironiclly kill yourself
37021e No.13690368
>>13690364
We're already killing ourselves, anon.
388b62 No.13690390
>>13690368
Stop projecting.
37021e No.13690413
>>13690390
I apologize. I hope you and your three or more children are doing well.
25a12f No.13690442
>>13690349
>pedowood exists
>pedoshit is antijewish i swear !
Seek help dan schneider
499e94 No.13690443
>>13690413
I doubt he actually has any.
221874 No.13690483
>>13689521
It's true though. When you're presented with a game with more or less realistic scale (e.g. Arma) you complain about bullshit distances between locations and completely barren land, even though that's the realistic way of doing it.
474ae3 No.13690489
>>13690340
>I don't know where you got that impression
Maybe where they started constantly delaying everything to +1 years using excuses like "animation desync"
Maybe where they started selling JPGs back in 2015 for ships that are STILL not released?
Maybe their cult like behavior?
Naw man it can't be that it just has to be one big conspiracy against you.
37021e No.13690500
>>13690442
The Jews know that little girls and racism are strengths. They convince you otherwise, so you'll die.
25a12f No.13690515
9748e3 No.13690530
>>13687967
It's supposed to be shown at the end of ther year.
At least that's what the cult members keep on parroting.
I wonder what excuse they'll have when nothing is going to be shown.
773b32 No.13690539
>>13690530
>I wonder what excuse they'll have when nothing is going to be shown.
They'll just put on a fancy trailer and end it with "Coming 2025" and their piggy banks will lap it up and give them another $10 millions.
06a8b3 No.13690550
>>13690539
>giving a release date
Oy vey you can't do that, only "coming soon" is allowed
6def95 No.13690552
>>13690515
CHARLIE JOHNS AIN'T GONNA KEEP UP
773b32 No.13690568
>>13690550
Oh, but you can, you just need to indefinitely say it's coming next year.
e5a91c No.13690574
shekel citizen is going to be one of the biggest disasters of the time, and we get to watch it grow and eventually miscarriage like a baby except it takes ten years
25a12f No.13690587
30f64b No.13690662
a146b0 No.13690665
I just wanted a shinier Freelancer. At least he never got my shekels.
76bff2 No.13690798
>>13684930
You just reminded me I need to re-encode that for the new 16MB limit. Maybe. Also maybe fix the thumbnail by tweaking the length a bit.
221874 No.13690877
>>13690670
>he made two boards just to make working redirect meme
Imagine being this autistic.
5b0897 No.13690892
aaac0a No.13690898
>>13690252
They tried early in the dev cycle, but the devs btfo'd them. They're aware of Goons and what Goons do to games. There was a post from a couple of years back but I can't be fucked finding it. Some SJW bitch demanded a safe space for women and then REEEquit when she was told she can just make an Organization and only invite women.
aaac0a No.13690899
>>13690283
I see you, Schlomo.
851394 No.13690923
>>13687644
that gave me a good chuckle
773b32 No.13690926
>>13690923
I wish someone would make a VN where all the heroines are Semitic goblins.
97db0d No.13690933
1f8ba2 No.13690945
>>13690315
>>13690254
>>13690240
Uuum, anon. Didn't they say the game is instanced to like 12 players or somthing? No anon swarms, no fleet battles.
474ae3 No.13690956
>>13690899
What an amazing and irrefutable argument.
You use Jewish tactics while claiming others are jews.
a60b14 No.13690959
>>13690877
That is pretty homophobic :^)
773b32 No.13690971
>>13690945
I seem to recall modded Freelancer could do better.
06a8b3 No.13690980
>>13690945
>12
It's currently 24, in 2.6. They will be releasing a netcode patch with 3.0 and another one after 3.0, no idea how much it will improve things.
e4b425 No.13691031
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13684793
See that vid of the orthodox kikes spitting on the jew army woman?
e4b425 No.13691054
>>13690926
Like Alfie by Incase?
d13835 No.13694387
d13835 No.13694406
>>13683983
You could buy an actual real fucking ship for that much and learn to sail.
What actually makes my blood boil is that this man will """invest""" $30k into an obvious scam, but I'd imagine the thought of using that money to do some good in the world never crossed his mind.
81248f No.13694418
>>13683222
The one on the left of the midget is pretty cute, the one on the right of it isn't so bad, either. I'd even bang the one with the excessive amount of eye shadow.
8caedc No.13694680
>>13694387
Off by one, you know what to do.
Buy some jpg ships. That new wife you rolled demands it.
974bff No.13699975
>>13681925
Dashcon>Scamcon