/tech/ - Technology★

>>1073740 (OP)

>mobileposting

Deserve everything you get.

>>1073742

Not even my screenshot, but okay.

>>1073740 (OP)

The niggerfaggot who followed trends.

If you wanna change it, start denying (of service) their pages

>>1073748

By that you mean not using them?

>>1073753

He means start chargin' your lazor, fucko! We're taking down Medium! Dasu, dasu, dasu!

What even is "sharing it with processors"? Is this uwu speak? Or an inane attempt to sound technical?

>>1073770

It's corporate speak for "we sell your data".

>>1073770

It means they dox you to Antifa.

Have you seen a fandom.com page on mobile? Literally 90% of the page is covered with ads and you get a tiny sliver through which to view actual content.

these webdev niggers must have phones bigger than their heads. HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to read the content that I need to read because I'm forced to use my cell phone in a pinch when there are all these gay popups and other assorted AIDS? Not only that but sometimes if you search for something that should be relatively easy to answer, many of the first results are some pajeet's wannabe news article that make you wade through Durgesh's attempt at winning the pulitzer fucking prize just to answer your initial question.

>>1073765

Yes, but (((cloudflare)))

>>1073753

Yeah

>Inb4 "You can't"

You can.

this is how you do modern web shotting

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