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 No.78554

But I the schizophrenic balloon don't have time for that anymore, because I'm so broke and my mother balloon won't buy me any more balloon cigarettes...

So now I have skipped the formalities, and cut to the chase by simply saying "IF YOU FINANCIALLY SUPPORT ME"

as in : FINANCIALLYSUPPORTME

as in: I'm not just asking for a favor, I'm literally asking you to carry my dead weight, the same way I used to be able to manipulate my mother into supporting me

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 No.78555

Have you ever seen a company beg prospective customers tofinancially SUPPORTtheir lives?

the term SUPPORT is generally used to describe full financial obligation in keeping somebody afloat, when they are a balloon who's having a hard time staying afloat on their own

But I'm not an 11-year-old balloon

I'm not a 15-year-old balloon

When most balloons become 18 years old, they are expected to keep themselves afloat and financially support themselves

However, I am a 32-year-old balloon

I became an 18-year-old balloon over 16 years ago

That means I'm supposed to be supporting myself and keeping my own Teenage balloon children of float by financially supporting them as well

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 No.78556

But of course I don't have any teenage balloon children to keep afloat, because just look at me

Can you imagine any heterosexual red-blooded balloon having sex with a hideous balloon like me?

I'm probably the only 32-year-old balloon who has never had a male balloon want to ejaculate into me before

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