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 No.78177

HELLO

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 No.78178

>>78177

so...... your father never taught you how to get a girlfriend?

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 No.78179

>>78177

.....and I'm guessing you thought mimicking the behavior of imageboard anime videogame sissies was going to attract women?

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 No.78180

Q: exactly WHAT about "being another anime sissy" did you think women would find appealing?

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 No.78181

and I'm guessing you also thought girls were attracted to unemployed men?

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 No.78182

since you obviously don't have a job, it's a safe bet thar you're still living in mommy's spare bedroom

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 No.78183

okay, so far we've learned that you :

- are a trend-follower

- don't have a girlfriend

- don't have a job

- live with mommy

did I forget anything so far?

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 No.78184

I'm guessing you never stopped to contemplate that if you repaired number one, number three, and number four.. number two would also change?

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 No.78185

FACTS :

Girls are not attracted to image board video game anime culture

Girls are not attracted to unemployed men who live with their mothers

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 No.78186

OBVIOUSLY :

Your chat room culture is populated by a vast ocean of lonely awkward Misfits who created all of their own problems by stupidly thinking mimicking chat room culture was the pathway to happiness

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 No.78187

So you looked at this vast ocean of socially and sexually failed losers, and thought to yourself, "I want to be Luke THEM" ??

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 No.78188

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I SAYD HELLO

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 No.78191

HINT: you'll never get any pussy if you continue behaving like a chat room culture video game douchebag anime Sissy

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 No.78192

>>78188

and I SAID "YOU'LLNEVERGET ANY PUSSY BEING AN ANIME SISSY VIDEOGAME CHATROOM CULTURE DOUCHEBAG"

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 No.78193

ANIME = HOMOSEXUALITY

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 No.78194

ANIME = STUNTED TODDLER

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 No.78195

ANIME : how girls can spot the effeminate sheltered little sissyboy from a mile away

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 No.78196

ANIME = how toNEVERsee a vagina in real life

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 No.78197

ANIME = embarrassing as fuck

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 No.78198

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YOU ARE ALL WRONG

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 No.78201

>>78198

PROVE ME WRONG !!!

Instead of showing me downloaded images of anime girls and AI fantasies.. upload a photograph of you and your girlfriend standing together

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 No.78202

>>78198

But of course, if you don't have a girlfriend, you won't have any photographs of the two of you together.

which proves me RIGHT

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 No.78203

HINT: obviously you're interested in women

That's a very good sign

Most anime video game chatroom culture guys are actually homosexuals, although many of them don't even realize it yet...

But most of them are well aware that anime turned them into homosexuals

And I promise.. if you continue in the anime Direction, you are eventually going to end up with a penis in your mouth

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 No.78204

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FACT : anime slowly convinces young men to become homosexuals

Whether you realize it or not, you will start identifying as a little girl instead of a man

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 No.78205

FACTS : you are obviously still interested in females, so I've got some urgent life advice for you

women are NOT attracted to effeminate anime boys

Women are NOT attracted to imageboard guys

If you continue down this path, you can guarantee that you will become familiar with the flavor of other men's sperm

And I'm not saying that you are a faggot

Because I don't think you've reached that point yet

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 No.78207

How I know you don't have a girlfriend:

simple

Guys that get pussy don't download images of women like this

Guys that get pussy don't have folders filled with downloaded images of scantily clad or nude women

When you see a guy uploading photographs of girls, even AI text prompt images, it's the clearest indication that he doesn't have a girlfriend

Trust me, when you get a girlfriend you won't have any desire to scan the internet looking for images of beautiful women

When you get a girlfriend, you will delete all of those ridiculous images from your computer

And they will be replaced by pictures of you and your girlfriend

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 No.78208

Apparently, you still have a chance

The fact that you're not asking for photographs of my dick is a clear sign that you still have a chance at heterosexuality

Believe it or not, I can help you get a girlfriend within a week

It's actually one of the easiest things you'll ever do, although right now it seems impossible to you

ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET A GIRL

Fasten your seatbelt. It all begins with deleting all the images of women from your computer

Get rid of all the nude women photographs, all of the anime images

Never watch another anime again. Your relationship with anime is now officially over, and your relationships with women can finally begin.

Limit your image board time to basically nothing

Stop going to PornHub

Start focusing on becoming a man

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 No.78209

It's time to change the way you perceive the world.. time to change the way you think..

The AI image of the blonde girl wearing a crown? STOP PERCEIVING THE WORLD THROUGH A CHILDISH "FANTASY" FILTER

It's immature. It's effeminate.. it's a turn off to women

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 No.78210

I don't care if AI did a good job of constructing the blonde girls face and hair....

the CROWN indicates a mindset, in which you proceed the world through the filter of fantasy enchanted forest with magical elves and princesses

That's the type of stuff a nine year old girl thinks about

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 No.78211

Perceive*

not proceed

Speech to text typo

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 No.78212

no woman will fuck a dude who perceives the world through a filter of magical forests, Enchanted elves, Wizards, Princesses and Dragons...

If a woman was looking for that, she could find a 9-year-old girl

Nope.. women are not interested in effeminate childish immature Concepts like this

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 No.78213

The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because the way you BEHAVE

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 No.78214

You're not behaving in an original fashion. You have not carved out your own behavior

You are behaving like a parrot, simply repeating the behavior of other guys on image boards

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 No.78215

Unfortunately for you, the other guys who you chose to mimic their behaviorDON'T GET ANY PUSSY

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 No.78216

If you want a beautiful girlfriend who loves you, who looks longingly into your eyes, and tells you how much she loves you before she sucks your dick...

Why don't you try behaving like guys who actually get pussy?

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 No.78217

Because imageboard parrot Behavior is the perfect recipe to never get laid...

It's the expressway to homosexuality

90% of anime guys don't have any sex at all...

Which is exactly why they always JUMP at the chance to finally have sex at age 34.. even though it's always sex with another man

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 No.78218

Because when a woman sees a 34-year-old man who's never had a girlfriend, trust me.. he's the last guy on planet Earth she would ever fuck

In fact, she's going to think he's a weirdo and obviously homosexual

Because everybody knows a 34-year-old virgin obviously has some serious problems

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 No.78219

So whatever you do..

doNOTlet yourself become a 34 year old virgin.. or a 28-year-old virgin.. or a 22-year-old virgin

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 No.78220

Because in the future, women will find it particularly creepy

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 No.78221

If you want a girlfriend.. a beautiful intelligent girlfriend.. it's much easier than you think

But obviously, whatever you've been trying so far hasn't worked very well

So it's time to be a big boy, and except the fact that you are going to have to make some modifications in your behavior

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 No.78222

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You really don't have any time to waste.. you should have already started on this project years ago

It's up to you what you want out of life

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 No.78223

File: 285c3eaf446ad51⋯.png (329,77 KB, 320x640, 1:2, Picsart_23_01_31_16_59_56_….png)

But if you continue down the pathway of magical forests, Enchanted elves, Wizards and Dragons and Fantasies and anime....

Your Cinderella will end up being a dude

And instead of getting pussy, you'll become the woman, and some guys are going to start fucking you in the ass for the rest of your life

Because these decisions have a way of cementing themselves

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 No.78243

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don't you worry about my life xD, i am happily married to a trad wife

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 No.78282

e

Lolita Girls Fuck Collection

http://s.yjm.pl/HGej

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