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 No.78108

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 No.78109

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 No.78110

welcome :)

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 No.78111

hit music

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 No.78112

live

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 No.78116

>>78108

WHO'S THE FAT TALENTLESS SLOB IN THE VIDEO?

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 No.78117

>>78108

does he ever end up exercising in this video?

he needs to

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 No.78118

>>78108

I'm guessing pretending like he has talent had a lot to do with him becoming morbidly obese, huh?

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 No.78119

>>78108

It's pretty obvious the talentless guy standing at the turntables doesn't get any pussy

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 No.78120

>>78108

Another Saturday Night, and he's all by himself pretending like he's a DJ.. then, after literallyBEGGINGpeople to watch his lackluster existence, he will once again and his evening by masturbating himself to sleep in his mother's spare bedroom downstairs

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 No.78121

>>78108

Have you ever thought about telling that fat fucking slob to lose some weight?

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 No.78122

>>78108

I'm guessing the fat slob got winded from playing music and had to take a break?

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 No.78123

>>78108

It seems like if you really liked that DJ friend of yours, you would tell him how ugly he looks with all of that excess lard on his body

Tell him of course no woman wants to fuck an ugly fat pile of shit

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 No.78124

>>78108

That wasn't much of a DJ set.. what was that, like two songs? Three songs Maybe?

If he got winded playing three songs, I doubt he could ever complete 30 seconds of masturbation

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 No.78125

>>78108

just curious :

Does your fat stupid friend actually think the beard hides how big and fat his stupid ugly face is?

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 No.78126

>>78108

I wonder if he realizes everybody perceives his beard as a cowardly act, trying to hide the damage he's done to his body with food and uncontrolled greed...

Literally destroying his body with food, lashing out because no woman wants to have sex with him, flushing his entire existence down the toilet of gluttony and morbid obesity...

Disgusting. No wonder no woman will fuck him.. even if he wasn't fat, he's a piece of shit

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 No.78127

>>78108

He can't DJ worth a shit

he obviously can't run a mile (or even a block for that matter)

he can't fight

he can't fuck

he's worthless

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 No.78128

>>78108

and you like him WHY?

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