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 No.76830

Your generation is so weird. Let me tell you a real life 100% true story, and you can take it any way you'd like:

A few years ago, right before the pandemic, my wife and I were taking a leisurely walk around our neighborhood, which is beautiful..

As we were walking down the sidewalk, we saw two young men approaching us on the sidewalk.. they were in their early twenties, maybe 21 or 22.

As they walked past us, I was being neighborly when I said, "hello"

THEY BOTH ==FREAKED OUT= !!!!

Their eyes opened wide as if they just seen a ghost! They looked at each other,panicking

They quite literally did not know what to do! They didn't know how to handle this bizarre situation : SOMEBODY SAYING "HELLO"...

THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SOMEBODY SAYING "HELLO"!!!!

They literally looked at each other for reassurance, as if they were waiting for the other one to say, "LETS RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!"

Your generation is so awkward and weird...

If you creepy weirdos can't handle somebody saying "hello", then how do you plan on surviving the rest of your lives?

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE "HELLO", YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD.

You're so strange and uncomfortable and awkward, just a bunch of weird misfits with video game controllers in your hands...

Your entire generation is so weird.

You are the first generation in history that couldn't handle somebody saying "hello to you"...

At this rate, you're never going to reproduce, and all of your empty self-assurances about superiority mean absolutely nothing.. you're the first generation that couldn't look a woman in the eyes and introduce yourselves.

From what I've seen, we are doomed thanks to you guys.. you are tomorrow's leaders, but you can't even handle somebody saying "hello"...

REPLACEMENT THEORY ?

Nobody's replacing you, because you made yourselves obsolete

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 No.76831

AGAIN : YOU WEIRDOS CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SOMEBODY SAYING "HELLO"

SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELVES OF YOUR "SUPERIORITY"

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 No.76832

it's been 3 years since those two weirdos walked past my wife and I...

do you think those two guys have "become functional" in those 3 years?

FUCK NO !!

they've probably grown EVENMOREAWKWARD

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 No.76834

it's been 3 years since those two weirdos walked past my wife and I...

do you think those two guys have "suddenly learned how to get girlfriends' in those 3 years?

FUCK NO !!

they've probably grown EVENMOREHOMOSEXUAL

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 No.76835

Your generation is only able to function when you're being dysfunctional weirdos playing video games and parroting predictable prepackaged imageboard catchphrases

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 No.76836

As soon as that video game controller isn't in your hands, you become the weirdest most uncomfortably awkward creepy socially dysfunctional generation in history

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 No.76837

If somebody came and smashed your computer to pieces, you would shrivel up into little balls on the floor

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 No.76838

Your mothers allowed you to become weirdos

You're never going to become normal or cool or functional or comfortable or charismatic

You wouldn't know what to do with a woman if you had one

You're the type of weirdos who want to cuddle like little infants instead of handling women like a man

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 No.76839

For some reason, you actually believed the other socially and sexually failed adult males in your little "chatroom culture" world...

You thought behaving in an infantile effeminate manner was somehow "cool"

You mimic the behavior of losers

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 No.76840

and now you know why women YOUR AGE are fucking men MY AGE

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 No.76841

you are THE MOST INEPT, LEARNING UNABLED GENERATION IN HISTORY

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 No.76842

The entire world hates you guys

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 No.76843

You even hate yourselves

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 No.76844

You have clearly demonstrated that you serve no purpose whatsoever

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 No.76845

You are incapable of looking someone in the eyes, shaking their hand firmly, introducing yourself, and closing a deal

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 No.76846

Reproducing is the most basic function of any living thing

Without reproduction, any species would cease to exist

And your entire generation is incapable of reproducing

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 No.76847

You are quite literally a cancer to the human race

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 No.76848

And now you know why nobody respects you

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 No.76849

NOBODY RESPECTS YOU

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 No.76850

.....and to the fake 'nose fetish' loser :

FUCK YOU, LITTLE MAN

I AMNOTYOUR "DUDE"

I am your worst nightmare

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 No.76851

I fucking HATE YOU, sissyboy

we ALL hate you

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