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File: 9f2f26442c34ea2⋯.jpg (196.64 KB, 500x645, 100:129, busty_blonde_nudist.jpg)

 No.76711 [Last 50 Posts]

Sexy nudist, public nudity and bottomless girls https://sexynudist.com/

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 No.76713

File: 30488a2d319d716⋯.jpg (839.81 KB, 1071x1500, 357:500, IMG_20221230_185144.jpg)

File: b7f45037fe40151⋯.jpg (363.74 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, IMG_20221229_084401.jpg)

Bottomless teenagers

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 No.76714

File: b262312e8644194⋯.mp4 (5.47 MB, 478x720, 239:360, squishing_big_boobs.mp4)

Squishing big boobs

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 No.76721

File: a29de051bd05d2e⋯.mp4 (4.05 MB, 854x480, 427:240, RDT_20230103_190944.mp4)

Public tits flashing

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 No.76727

Could you possibly make it any MORE obvious that you've never seen a vagina in real life before?

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 No.76728

>>76713

>>76714

>>76721

Congratulations on the "demonstrating your embarrassing lack of sexual acumen" accomplishment !!!

What are you, like 11?.. 12?..

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 No.76729

File: ae35603908555b1⋯.jpg (31.72 KB, 512x768, 2:3, IHsd0TxiuaOZExgYforA_2_lcw….jpg)

Are you actuallySO STUPIDthat you don't realize you make yourself look like a little boy, and that's the reason no woman will have sex with you?

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 No.76730

File: 32e4fa283030f4f⋯.jpg (22.94 KB, 512x768, 2:3, IHsd0TxiuaOZExgYforA_3_97y….jpg)

are youSUCH AN IDIOTthat you don't realize your behaving like an idiot?

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 No.76731

You're *

Speech to text typo

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 No.76732

File: ce6f9e6b74f8422⋯.jpg (29.69 KB, 512x768, 2:3, IHsd0TxiuaOZExgYforA_1_liy….jpg)

Do you have any self-awareness whatsoever?

Are you capable of perceiving yourself the way other people perceive you?

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 No.76733

File: 737fa980cee6612⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 512x768, 2:3, IHsd0TxiuaOZExgYforA_4_tys….jpg)

FACT : men who never get any pussy always fixate on gigantic breasts

"big tits" are the exclusive fodder of BROKE, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNACCOMPLISHED MEN WHO NEVER GET LAID,AND WHO HAVE "MOMMY ISSUES"

whereas CONFIDENT, SUCCESSFUL, WELL-ADJUSTED MEN WHO GET TONS OF PUSSYALWAYS PREFER SMALL BREASTED WOMEN

100% TRUE

By demonstrating your propensity to prefer disgusting gigantic breasts, you have simply shown your lack of sexual experience, your lack of self-esteem, your lack of self-confidence, and your inability to resolve your inner issues regarding your mother

You're a fucking clown

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 No.76734

File: 885d23e9020f5f9⋯.jpg (25.83 KB, 384x576, 2:3, 3MlLS7dXF9agvyadHZYD_1_cc3….jpg)

You thought uploading some of the hundreds of embarrassing photographs you've downloaded of scantily clad big breasted women somehow made you seem like a big boy?

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 No.76735

File: 19cc444cee3a5e9⋯.jpg (24.84 KB, 384x576, 2:3, 3MlLS7dXF9agvyadHZYD_2_r60….jpg)

It never occurred to you that the adults would perceive you as an inexperienced little child? Pretending to be a big boy?

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 No.76736

File: 8b3461b30e78de5⋯.jpg (29.02 KB, 384x576, 2:3, 3MlLS7dXF9agvyadHZYD_4_r5h….jpg)

How many sexually successful adult males do you see posting vanilla porn?

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 No.76737

File: bf81000342fb50c⋯.jpg (178.66 KB, 1054x1620, 527:810, Picsart_23_01_03_19_32_57_….jpg)

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 No.76738

File: 2f869b80bf3d1e2⋯.jpg (238.29 KB, 1080x1620, 2:3, Picsart_23_01_03_19_34_57_….jpg)

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 No.76739

File: 0bc4958c0f4115e⋯.jpg (186.03 KB, 1080x1620, 2:3, Picsart_23_01_03_19_36_24_….jpg)

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 No.76740

>>76711

Guess how many photographs of nude women I have downloaded on my harddrive?

A: around 200...

AND THEYRE ALL PHOTOS OF ME FUCKING MY WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS

now..........................

Guess how many photographs of nude women I've never met or downloaded on my harddrive?

NONE !!!!

Because men who get pussy don't waste their time downloading stupid photographs of women

People who can afford fancy restaurants don't collect menus from Burger King

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 No.76741

File: e33cc7957fd7c58⋯.jpg (237.96 KB, 1080x1620, 2:3, Picsart_23_01_03_19_39_23_….jpg)

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 No.76742

O B V I O U S L Y :

If you behave this immaturely regarding sexuality, you also behave equally as dorky in every other aspect of your life

THE REASON YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND = YOUR BEHAVIOR

YOU BEHAVE LIKE A SCHMUCK

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 No.76743

>>76711

LISTEN UP !!!!

You might just learn something :

I'm NOT insulting "YOU"

I'm simply making observations about YOURBEHAVIOR

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 No.76744

>>76711

And behavior is everything....

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 No.76745

You might be amazed at how easy it is to integrate into different amazing settingssimply by BEHAVING like you're supposed to be there

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 No.76746

Conversely, if you decide to behave like you are NOT supposed to be there, everybody can tell, because they can see it from a mile away

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 No.76747

Here's another valuable life lesson for you :

DEPRESSION IS ABEHAVIOR

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 No.76748

We all think we know how depressed people behave......

And humans have a tendency to BEHAVE LIKE THEYRE DEPRESSED

When they want people to connect with them through sympathy

It's 100% true, And I've done it myself when I was younger

FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF IS A BEHAVIOR

DEPRESSION IS A BEHAVIOR

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 No.76749

and check THIS out :

HAPPINESS IS ALSO ABEHAVIOR

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 No.76750

LIFE IS A SERIES OFBEHAVIORS

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 No.76751

if you BEHAVE DEPRESSED.....

Guess what happens?

YOU WILL BECOME DEPRESSED

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 No.76752

EXAMPLE : if you won the lottery, and you just got $150,000...... but you decided to BEHAVE DEPRESSED, Within 30 minutes or so, you would become depressed

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 No.76753

HOWEVER :

If your mother died....

and instead of feeling sorry for yourself, you focused on feeling Pride in your mother's existence....

and you BEHAVED HAPPILY.....

Within 30 minutes, you'd be amazed how happy you are

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 No.76754

WE CREATE OUR DESTINY

WITH OUR BEHAVIOR

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 No.76755

PAY ATTENTION :

You are behaving like a guy who never gets any pussy

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 No.76756

STOP IT

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 No.76757

You're never going to get any pussy as long as you continue behaving like a guy who never gets any pussy

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 No.76758

SIMILARLY :

You're never going to be happy as long as you continue behaving like a guy who is depressed

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 No.76759

There's a guy in Los Angeles who's a multi-millionaire, and he cuts people's hair...

I read an interesting interview with him, where he explained how he became a millionaire...

He was not rich. So when he went to Los angeles, he invested what money he had intoBEHAVING WEALTHY

He bought a few nice clothes

And he began BEHAVING SUCCESSFUL

And people perceived him as being successful

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 No.76760

It's all about how people perceive you

It's not whether you're handsome or ugly

It doesn't matter if you're short or tall or skinny or fat

ITS HOW YOUBEHAVE

THATS HOW PEOPLE PERCEIVE YOU

YOUare in full control of your behavior

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 No.76761

If the topic is beautiful women.. let's do a little experiment here

Beautiful women are just like ugly women, because everybody deals with insecurity and self-doubt

We all gravitate towards self-confident individuals

We all gravitate towards confident successful people, because they seem to have their shit together

imagine if you were a woman, an ugly woman, or an amazingly beautiful woman, it really doesn't matter

now imagine meeting a guy who downloads photographs of vanilla porn garbage on his hard drive and uploads them in empty chatrooms

exactly WHAT about this Behavior seems successful and confident to a woman?

exactly WHAT about this childish immature sexually desperate behavior is supposed to be attractive to women?

You're going to need to change your entire mindset

BUT IT BEGINS BYCHANGING YOUR BEHAVIOR

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 No.76762

Exactly what are you trying to accomplish by continually posting these same idiotic "sexy nudist topless and bottomless girls" garbage?....

Did you think we were going to join with you?

Did you think we have never seen naked girls before?

Did you expect to make a connection with another man by posting these pictures?

WHY are you posting pictures of women if you're trying to make a connection with another man?

YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CREEPY

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 No.76763

If you're so interested in women, then why are you in here trying to make a connection with other men?

You should stop and reevaluate your behavior, by seeing it Through The Eyes of somebody else

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 No.76764

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT :

If you want to get a girlfriend

I WILL TEACH YOU HOW

But if you want to connect with another man, you're going about it all wrong

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 No.76765

NUMBER ONE : if you want to find a girlfriend who loves you DELETE ALL OF THESE STUPID PHOTOS

These embarrassing photos are creating an energy field around you, the energy of a loser with the ladies

MODIFY YOUR BEHAVIOR

Stop behaving like a loser with the ladies

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 No.76766

Stop visiting those stupid websites

Because you're using them as a substitute for actual interaction with females

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 No.76767

DELETE THE PHOTOS

STOP GOING TO PORN SITES

STOP GOING TO "SEXY NUDIST" SISSYSITES

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 No.76768

Once you eliminate that garbage from your life, you can focus your energies on INTERACTING WITH WOMEN

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 No.76769

so...... let me know when you've eliminated this behavior from your life, and I will be more than happy to instruct you on exactly how to procure and keep a woman in your life

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 No.76770

I can tell you exactly how to behave so women will find you magnetic

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 No.76771

But I'm not going to waste my time teaching you these valuable lessons until you first eliminate this bullshit immature sissy ass Behavior out of your life

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 No.76772

My name is neptune, and you can find me here when you're done acting like a child

Let go of your ego and you can ask me to help you anytime, and I'll be more than happy to help you

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 No.76773

But I'm not going to teach you if you're not ready to learn

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 No.76774

IM UGLY AS SHIT

IM NOT RICH

IM NOT TALL

IM NOT A MALE MODEL

and I've fucked hundreds and hundreds of teenage girls and hot women in my life

But it's not just about sex

It's about having a life companion

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 No.76775

So whenever you're done acting like a little boy, let me know.. and I will teach you how to find a beautiful female life companion who loves you

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 No.76776

(getting girls is THE EASIEST THING A MAN CAN DO)

Believe it or not, it's quite literally the easiest fucking thing you'll ever do

The way you're living your life right now is much more complicated than what's required to find a beautiful woman who loves you

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 No.76777

I think you might be surprised exactly HOW easy it is

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 No.76778

Because it's all about yourbehavior

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 No.76779

And I'm not insulting you

Somebody needs to explain this to you:

You're behaving like a little boy

STOP IT

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 No.76780

My wife is sitting right here next to me listening to me use speech to text to communicate with you

And while I was teaching you about behavior, I was picking my nose because it tickled up inside my left nostril

And I just pulled the biggest most disgusting God damn fucking booger out of my head

And my wife was well aware I was picking my nose, and she's listening to me right now as tell you about this gigantic booger I pulled out of my nose

I'm rolling it between my index finger and thumb right now while I speak to you

You might think this is the wrong Behavior, considering that there's a woman sitting here looking at me

WRONG !!!

Because I'm behaving like somebody who doesn't give a fuck whether she likes it or not

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 No.76781

You need to learn to behave like a man

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 No.76782

Men aren't interested in softcore vanilla sexy nudists

Men don't give a fuck about cheesy photographs of women they'll never fuck

MEN GET THEIR DICK SUCKED

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 No.76783

And if you want to get your dick sucked, you need to behave like a man who gets his dick sucked

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 No.76784

If I told my wife to suck my dick right now, she would do it

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 No.76785

She's laughing.. LOL so am I kind of

She's laughing because she knows it's true

But I don't feel like getting my dick sucked right now, because I'm having too much fun rolling this booger between my fingers

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 No.76786

Because I'm confident..

I'm fully aware I'll get my dick sucked later tonight when I feel like it, so I have no desperate energy.. I'm not behaving like somebody who walks on eggshells worried I might not get my dick sucked if I pick my nose and wipe the booger on my wife's coffee cup

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 No.76787

I literally just wiped my booger on my wife's coffee cup

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 No.76788

And she's pissed.. she just got up and went into the kitchen to get a different coffee cup

But I'm behaving like a man who knows she's still going to suck my dick tonight

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 No.76789

and SHE knows I'm going to get my dick sucked.....

And that's the way life works

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 No.76790

Because we are in control of our own behaviors

And the sooner you modify this childish behavior, the faster you can begin behaving like a man who gets his dick sucked whenever he wants it sucked

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 No.76791

Stop giving off the aura of a child

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