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 No.76211

reads, music copyright, mafia, godliness

https://bpl.bibliocommons.com/v2/users/2218832299/shelves/in_progress

musics

https://youtu.be/weneX1ur92A?t=1150

me, video of my self-dox

https://archive.org/details/2022-10-12-151947

in need of

HP Elitebook 850 Charger

Breaking:

--Each Gangstalker Thought They Were Winning Until Daniel Conor Sullivan Looked At His IDs Again

The man known as Bitmeta unveiled today that all it takes to upset a rampant case of ID Theft and Impersonation/Character Suppression is to, "Take a quick look at your wallet. Inside you will likely find a few forms of self identification. Look at your IDs and perhaps read aloud a few of the details. Your Gangstalkers will lose their shit. Mine are screaming and crying right now as I say this." Conor has devised many ways to thwart Gangstalkers, leaving them nearly headless and eventually thrown into his Battlefield of the Slain Cucks. Known as the "Transdimensional Aristocrat Extraordinaire" to many of his higher ranking Fiends, his Energy and Astral Body are the most internationally sought after in the past 2 years. Young men still pretend to be him in order to be impressive Spiritual Gurus, and old men still cannot stop using his Root Chakra as their Viagra. Women are less occasionally allowed to play with him as well, but sudden romance is always a risk. His dreams are harvest by lucid dreamers who utilize his special mental and energetic abilities to fulfill their own desires. Check his twitter account @BITMETA69, where he was posting daily from Boston on his status and the plight of his Enemies. He has been unable to access his accounts for a few weeks, his laptop charger was stolen.

more self dox:

PASSPORT #: 661465842

BIRTH CERTIFICATE: 1980007392

MA STATE ID: SA0601987

ME STATE DL: 4008248

https://twitter.com/bitmeta69/status/1580303629231460352?s=20&t=xrKdtktYoF_HgJIGKhpKJQ

Scripts:

CONOR

I KNOW ALL OF YOU STILL THINK ABOUT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS

AND FRIENDS ALL DAY WHILE YOU USE YOUR THOUGHT CYCLES.

I DO NOT. I TRAINED MYSELF ON BUDDHIST AND TAOIST TECHNIQUES.

I ALWAYS SEEK TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS NEAT AND MANAGED AND

UNPOISONED BY LESSER HUMANS.

ASTRAL DENIZENS, CRYING

B-BUT... DO YOU REMEMBER US?

NFT Ideas:

Govt Psychics - Ganzframes and Cantennas (sour cream n onion)

Astral Lawyers - Plead The 5th

Music Thieves - "Should have read copyright law..."

Astral Women - <WAITING> "When can we just hang out with him?"

Line Betters - "Did he cry yet?"

Bitmeta's Yearbooks - <MASS BURNED WITH ALL OTHER MASSABESIC ALUMS>

Bitmeta's Fan Club - "Are we Wizards yet Sensei?"

Boston Streets - "Let the kid go..."

Failing Gangstalkers - "We're ALIENS NOWWWW!!!!"

Subtle Weaponry ™️

My Stats:

@bitmeta69 twitter

@bitmeta twitch

Daniel Conor Sullivan, Homeless

Black Hoodie, Tan Pants, Green Backpack, Orange Bag, Red Shoes.

Age: 42 Height: 5'6" Weight: 140

Paid: $0 Laid: 0

AIDS: 0 Crimes: 0

Parlays: 0 Showers: 5

Sperm Buys: 0 Vaxxed: No

H. Lice: Yes F. Fungus: No

Days Stayed in a Shelter: 0

Phone: Broken Laptop: No Charger

Duration in Boston: ~6 mos

Weaponry: Subtle

Post Index: /random 74950, 74951, 74952, 74962, 74975, 75037, 75038, 75102, 75190, 75191, 76053

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 No.76212

Second Article, ran out of Body:

--Bitmeta Smokes 420, Rips Ruben Cirelli's Face Off in Telepathic Battle

Using no Psionic Abilities at all except for native Telepathy, Conor this afternoon thoroughly slayed Ruben Cirelli once again while he was riding the Silver Line Bus and reading Comics. When Conor, also known as the Sorcerer Kid, smokes grass his Psionic Talents are greatly enhanced. Most Astral Denizens and Gangstalkers are aware of this and, utilizing an Astral Tether to Conor after he smokes, Psychically Vamp and Manipulate him more severely because of it. Numerous of them are addicted to his energy, a phenomenon that occurs frequently when Psychic or Energy Vampyrism is used without ETHICS. Weak Psions are enhanced and made euphoric by stealing and working with the Qi/Prana of another Human, and then suffer addictive side effects when the high and power wear out. Normally groups and families that practice psychic vampyrism have agreements with eachother that prevent abuse both within and without the group itself.

Ruben today was tagged by Bitmeta for imitating him, and lying to others about his skills, tastes, beliefs, psionic prowess, technological know how, and investing knowledge. Bitmeta met Ruben last year on his only visit to Italy, in Calabria, where they worked together at his Father's restaurant. Since then and without his permission, Ruben has pretended to be friends with and imitated Bitmeta, psychically terrorized him, and hired hackers to steal files from his computers.

On today's bus ride Conor tore into Ruben's lies and behavior via Telepathy and, using language alone, destroyed his charade, leaving him in humiliated shambles before other Telepathic Witnesses. It is unknown when Ruben will recover, he is seeking therapy and writing in journals as we speak.

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