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 No.75190

me, errydey

https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-if-someone-is-gaslighting-you-1849866820/slides/11

https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-if-someone-is-gaslighting-you-1849866820/slides/5

musics

https://soundcloud.com/user-880780214/sets/lofi-vapor

pizza is from sweden

https://www.google.com/search?q=pizza kebab history

Boston Christmas Marketing Orgy Cancelled Due to Lack of Sleep

Merry Christmas erryboddy. Bostonians promised wet dreams during their Christmas Eve are now prepared to swallow entire bottles of viagra and use steroids on the nearest penis after Conor Sullivan breaks news he will not be sleeping that night. Limp caucasion males across the nation wept during coffee this morning as the man known online as Bitmeta revealed he would not dream on the night of the 24th. "I'll stay up all night and rip at these cucks as a present to their spouses, soon divorced."

When will Bostonians realize that the battle to steal Conor's identity is futile? A mass psychic and gangstalking recruitment movement has followed this powerful energy worker for more than 2 years. He breaks their impersonations, roleplays with them and damages their psyches, while simultaneously charming, outwitting, and laughing at them. A natural Empath, Intuitive, and Metal Monkey in Chinese Astrology, Conor (@bitmeta69 twitter) is also working on a film and other artistic expressions around his unique role in Human Energy History and the experiments that various groups and governments have conducted on him. Think Tanks and local Colleges and Universities have been working with him as well, testing, manipulating, abusing, and at almost all costs keeping him from energetically interacting with their women. Jealousy drives this unique case of gangstalking against a New England Targeted Individual.

Conor is so famous in Astral and Lucid presences as well as "secretly" on the street, that famous figures, musicians, politicians, and corporations like CVS, Dunkin Donuts, and others are paid to become part of his scene. Brands are awarded if Conor visits a location or views a marketing advertisement.

Pornographic camrings exist around games involving his energy body in which hundreds participate. It is possible no human being has been disrespected in such a way prior in Humanity's History.

Conor can be found at one of the Copley or East Boston Public Libraries, Logan Airport Rental Cars Terminal, or South Station. He gets his meals daily from the St. Francis House. He has no phone or laptop available to use right now, and is usually reading or journaling. He is short, 5'6", 140 lbs, and wears a blonde topknot, black hoodie, tan pants, and red shoes. He carries a green l.l. bean backpack and an orange shopping sack.

NFT IDEAS

Bitmeta's Thieved Biz Ideas:

Nearspace Storage Containers on Float

Mycoremediation Vans

Insect Based Keto/Dishes

NFT Meta Search Engine

Subtle Weaponry ™️

My Stats:

@bitmeta69 twitter

@bitmeta twitch

Daniel Conor Sullivan, Homeless

Black Hoodie, Tan Pants, Green Backpack, Orange Bag, Red Shoes.

Age: 42 Height: 5'6" Weight: 140

Paid: $0 Laid: 0

AIDS: 0 Crimes: 0

Parlays: 0 Showers: 5

Sperm Buys: 0 Vaxxed: No

H. Lice: Yes F. Fungus: No

Days Stayed in a Shelter: 0

Phone: Broken Laptop: No Charger

Duration in Boston: ~6 mos

Weaponry: Subtle

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 No.75191

Article #2 from above post:

Hello From "The Ugly Kid"

I wish I was Conor. Organized Crime found me at the detox center while I was there for the 14th time. They said they needed someone to walk around Boston and impersonate a man's identity. His name was Daniel Conor Sullivan, and he went by just Conor at face, as well as Bitmeta online. He was cute, psychically active, smart, artistic, and well spoken. I wasn't sure I could pull all that off really, given that I'm stupid, a skeptic, only into video games, and ugly as fuck. They told me they didn't have any other candidates, and were really in a pinch. "That's fine, we'll just call you 'The Ugly Conrad', or 'Ugly Conor' when we need to."

I was given a set of ganzframes, bulky shades that display a pattern of lights and audio to produce what is known as the Ganzfeld Effect, shown to improve psychic talent and dream work. After gaining access to the Astral Realm, I found my friends. They were surrounding Conor and abusing his Energy Body. "Just always lie to him. Its psyop 101".

After viewing him astrally and connecting with the team, I was ready to play Conor on the street, and Bitmeta online. I really didn't mind being called "The Ugly Kid" all the time, Conor was actually a pretty great person, talented, nice, and smart enough to disregard anything the failing gangstalkers did to him as lies and unfounded manipulation.

I now get paid to wander all around Boston following Conor, and travel to other locations he doesn't ever attend, as an ugly version of him. Boston citizens know that I'm not the real Conor and just refer to me as "Hey Ugly". They pretend to be my friends because Conor is so reknown in the energy world as an amazingly powerful psychic, as well as a great personality. I feel kinda bad for him but the government and mafia figures involved aren't ready to start taking viagra again so they've been using Conor's energy as a way to get stiff.

It's better than detox, I guess...

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 No.75195

Get your lazy ass back to the Salvation army, or you won't have a cot

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 No.75196

>>75191

I see the schizophrenia is working out well for you

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 No.75197

BITMETA =THEmost embarrassing childish attempt at sounding cool I've ever seen

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 No.75198

>>75190

BITMETA = SSI WELFARE BUM

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 No.75199

You're a BUM.......

A no good worthless nigger

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 No.75200

Nobody cares if you live or die

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 No.75201

Nobody cares about your pathetic little problems

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 No.75202

You obviously have no friends

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 No.75203

If you had friends, you would be with them right now

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 No.75204

But nobody likes you

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 No.75205

So you spend every day alone

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 No.75206

Not even the ugliest most desperate fat pig woman on planet Earth would give you the time of day

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 No.75207

Nothing you say means anything, because nobody cares

Just the ramblings of a loser

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 No.75208

You think you are broadcasting to an audience, but I'm not even reading a single word you type

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 No.75209

I'm the only person who realizes you exist

And I will not even read ONE of your boring comments

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 No.75210

BITMETA = you're a try hard

You're completely unoriginal and incapable of creativity

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 No.75211

You are a stinky unbathed scumbag

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 No.75212

GO GET YOUR SLOP MEAL AT SALVATION ARMY

BUM

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 No.75213

YOU FUCKINGBUM

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 No.75214

BITMETA = the lazy schizophrenicSSI WELFARE RECIPIENT

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 No.75215

lol @ your PATHETIC SSI WELFARE

you only get $24 per day IN NIGGER WELFARE

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 No.75216

I think I'm going to contact Michael Colford, director of Boston Library services tomorrow morning....

and notify him that you're making threats on his computers

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 No.75217

it will be easy as shit to have you permanently barred from all Boston Public Libraries

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 No.75218

When they learn you are using their computers to post threats online, they will ban you from all of the libraries on a permanent basis

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 No.75219

Tomorrow you can expect to be escorted off the property by either a security guard or a Boston police officer

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 No.75220

So this would be a good time to figure out where you're going to spend your freezing days

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 No.75221

CHRISTMAS SURPRISE:

IM GOING TO MAKE LIFE EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU

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 No.75222

I just left a voicemail for Michael Colford, and you can pretty much guarantee after hearing my message he's going to take action

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 No.75223

LOL so whether it happens before Christmas or after christmas, you can count on Michael Colford stepping up to the plate and banning you from the property....

The Boston Public Library system will not allow you to use their terminals to make threats online

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 No.75224

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CONOR

BTW what kind of retarded parents misspell the name Connor?

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 No.75225

I DID THIS TO YOU, CONOR

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 No.75226

But even more importantly

YOU did this to yourself

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 No.75227

I was just the predictable conclusion

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 No.75228

But I want you to know I had a great time leaving the voicemail that's going to have you banned from the public library system

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 No.75229

Merry Christmas

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