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 No.75003

was wondering what fetishes people had thought of that they wanted to try, legit try .

I have many, will start with a couple.

i want a girl to start eating a banana (yes the fruit) and chew for a bit till its mush and then kiss me and pass the banana into my mouth for me to chew and swallow. Keep doing this for the whole banana

Another I'd like to eat a meal off a girls body

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 No.75028

>>75003

TODAYS YOUR LUCKY DAY !!!

Because today you finally learn the truth about fetishes

There's no such thing as a fetish

They are nothing more than distraction techniques, Incorporated by people who are afraid of sex

They represent the unresolved psychological issues going on inside of people's heads, and have absolutely nothing to do with sex whatsoever

Drinking champagne out of a stiletto IS NOT SEX

Wearing black plastic clothing and spanking each other on stage while Nine Inch Nails place on the nightclub stereo system IS NOT SEX

Pretending to be dominating over another human and taking control IS NOT SEX

Focusing on feet IS NOT SEX

Chewing up food IS NOT SEX

You are ASEXUAL

You are not comfortable with sex, so you waste your time trying to develop distraction techniques

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 No.75029

You have fears of intimacy which have prevented you from developing a normal healthy desire for sexual interaction, so you use cheap distraction techniques to make it appear as if you have an "elite sexuality"

How can a complete lack of sex be considered an elite sexuality?

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 No.75030

The make believe sexually Elite fetish loser realizes there's something incredibly abnormal about his or her lack of sexual desires.. they realize there's something missing inside of their psyche...

So they use their contrived fabricated bullshit fetish distraction to convince people that they are of a "higher caliber sexuality than the normal person"...

They realize they are the weirdos, so they pretend to be a much more sophisticated version of sexuality than the common mortal man...

They hope people will perceive them as being " of a higher category ", when in reality, they are not interested in sex at all..

their lack of sexuality can be masked and hidden behind a contrived bullshit concept like spanking for feet or chewing up bananas..

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 No.75031

People who enjoy sexHAVE SEX

People who don't enjoy sexPRETEND

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 No.75032

I have a fetish :SEX

Obviously that never crossed your mind

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 No.75033

If you were interested in sex, you would be getting your dick sucked instead of creating childish immature effeminate threads hoping other sexually failed men would discuss their lack of sexuality with you

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 No.75034

Q: what do eating food off a girl's body, licking someone's feet, and chewing bananas have in common?

A: none of them have anything to do with sex

They are cheap predictable distraction techniques, completely unoriginal, and always Incorporated by scared little insecure weirdos who are trying to hide the fact thatthey were unable to develop sexually

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 No.75035

>>75003

WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE :

Just look at yourself.. why would any woman want to invest her life into this? You have nothing to offer, other than your transparent misunderstanding of reality

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