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 No.74968

Now thats how to fuk a guy

link-shortener.net/AaoKz

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 No.74976

>>74968

LOL @ "now that's how to fuck a guy"

As if you know anything about fucking

Shouldn't you be mentioning "now that's how to masturbate instead of actually getting pussy, and then upload and embarrassing Declaration of your sexual failure" ??....

It seems more accurate than your original statement

I don't give a fuck about pornography because I get pussy in real life

Guys who get pussy don't need pornography

And it's funny how you would focus on "HOW TO FUCK A GUY" instead of how to fuck a woman....

Your statement makes it appear that you are relating to the female instead of the male....

How often do you relate to the women in pornography instead of the men?

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 No.74977

>>74968

Have you ever contemplated getting a job?

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 No.74978

Maybe one of the reasons women won't fuck you might have something to do with the fact that instead of having a job, at 4:00 in the afternoon, you're sitting around uploading embarrassing proof that you never get any pussy

Why would any woman want to date an unemployed man who sits around masturbating all the time?

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 No.74979

>>74968

Unemployed masturbator creates threat at 3:59 PM on a work day

UNEMPLOYED = NO MONEY

NO MONEY = CAN'T AFFORD RENT

CAN'T AFFORD RENT = CAN'T AFFORD WIFI

CAN'T AFFORD WIFI = LIVES WITH MOMMY

LIVES WITH MOMMY = WOMEN LAUGH IN YOUR FACE

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 No.74980

by the way, PORN IS WHY WOME WON'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF COURSE DAY

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 No.74981

women have a built-in radar

they can spot the loser masturbator from a mile away

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 No.74982

little do you realize that your AURA reflects your willingness to accept failure

you literally give off an electrical field that says "I CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY"

and women can sense it

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 No.74983

LOL @ YOUR NEXT LONELY DESPONDENT CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS EVE

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