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 No.7476

We've all seen how Microsoft is acting, attempting to support Chinese spyware.

It's time for us to make a change.

We are going to cause a bad PR nightmare for them. And it all starts with Skype and DownDetector.

I call this phase one.

1. go to the downdetector site

2. go to the skype option

3. click "I have a problem with Skype"

4. Select "Receive messages"

5. Rate skype 1 star

Phase 2 happens when DownDetector tweets about skype.

Phase 2 is even simpler:

1. Get a bunch of twitter throwaways

2. Retweet downdetector's tweet about skype.

At this point, Microsoft will already start to be worrying and articles will already start to be drafted. If we stay at it, long enough to keep "Skype problems last 24 hours" to be fully high, we can hopefully force Micro$oft to lose bucks big time.

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 No.7477

oh fuck yes

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 No.7479

And here we find the occurrence of an actually good idea. How Rare.

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 No.7481

File: e99f31bb85dce36⋯.png (3.56 KB, 208x229, 208:229, vivaldi.png)

kek watch the investors fucking die

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 No.7482

>>7481

Anyone that invested in $MSFT is fucking retarded, especially now.

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 No.7483

>>7481

>>7482

This isn't going to do jack shit to the stock prices.

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 No.7484

>Microsoft

>Skype

>attempting to support Chinese spyware

Whatever makes big tech look bad is good, I guess... but Skype is already spyware and not many seem to care about that.

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 No.7485

>>7484

At least it's American spyware and not some foreign bullshit.

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 No.7486

>>7483

> bad press

> isn't going to do jack shit to the stock prices

you high?

kek

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 No.7487

>bad PR nightmare

fuck yes

bmup

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 No.7488

>>7487

>bump

>already at top because no posts

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 No.7489

File: d9f8daee081f622⋯.png (37.55 KB, 765x353, 765:353, autismisgoing.PNG)

oh shit it's already happening

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 No.7490

also, downdetector accepts tor ;)

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 No.7491

File: 7856b5bad8860ee⋯.png (5.34 KB, 168x125, 168:125, statsdontlie.png)

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 No.7492

>>7485

It's a strange thought, but what is worse as an American? IDK. Being datamined by USA and it's allies or being datamined by China? If China is keeping a social credit score on me, I don't care so much. In any event, fuck Microsoft.

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 No.7493

>>7491

skype problems go brrrrrrr

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 No.7496

File: 6c7ae6472e0881b⋯.png (2.75 KB, 75x153, 25:51, flepesh.png)

>>7491

Started to flatline. Come on anons!

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 No.7498

File: aa73cbfd86f43cd⋯.png (4.02 KB, 71x161, 71:161, bsdoncntry.png)

>>7496

Isn't flatlining anymore. Weird anomalies are likely country based.

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 No.7535

File: bbc3296ca133a34⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1125x2436, 375:812, 443D367A_06F3_47F4_96F9_3B….png)

I think it’s working, MSFT is down almost 2%

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 No.7725

>>7476

bump

2% is not enough

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