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>>74643

...... I guess it's safe to assume you don't have the external perspective required to see yourself, the way other people perceive you??......

for example: your creepy effeminate choice of wording... you don't talk the same way a DUDE talks about women...

your wording has all the telltale signature earmarks of an effeminate sheltered 9 year old boy... old enough to realize humans are intended to procreate, and as such, heterosexuality is the universal function.. but so inexperienced, that the little boy has no idea how or what constitutes normal functional mode of operation between men and women...

Written enabled decidedly sissified "melodramatic" and uncomfortably feminine poetic content one might find in an average little girl's deer diary

I'm assuming your father abandoned your mother and yourself somewhere along the way?

Because you're the type of little boy who seems to have been raised by his mother...

The little baby who got coddled into believing it was okay if he never tried, due to his fear of failure... and when the other intermingle on an acceptable societal level, learning how to 'fit in'.... his mommy let him continue isolating, playing video games, The Lonely little boy who became a lonely little girl as the years went by....

An inexperienced little videogame sissygirl, trapped in the body of what eventually appeared to become an adult male..... at least at first glance

You are no adult, that's for sure.. even though you've actually existed on this planet for much more than just 18 years

You're actually ancient by some people's comparisons, and you have been so dysfunctional and inept, that you literally can't figure out how to imitate the behavior of a man?

Gee I wonder if it had anything to do with your transparently gay anime garbage?

>>74656

>TRANSPARENTLY GAY predictable prepackaged Asian fag boy horrible illustration

anon speaks the truth. your choice of pic betrays your latent faggot tendencies. stop being a bitch. thats the first step anon. put that gay ass asian shit art away. its only good in small doses. you people live your lives acting like its not something to be ashamed of. women see this, they know its trash, real men see this know its trash... youre the only one who doesnt. Youre the only one swaying alone in the corner of the room while When In Rome's-Promise plays quietly and couples hold each other tightly as and you cry, caressing your lonley sad cock. i really feel bad for beta faggot zoomers, you really have no idea. its not your fault tho i guess. the world is fucked. thro that waifu pillow away, go to the gym, read evola and be your own man. these bitches will die alone. youre the 8 track tape of evolution unfortunately. you will be forgotten, a stepping stone for greater things. most of your generation will die alone. like it or not the future belongs to women and the future will be a lesson to be looked at and studied for generations. a lesson for men to never let women have a mind of their own and a lesson for women that if they do they will die lonely sad and faceless as their cats dine on their forgoten cat lady corpses. if theres any blame it isnt yours, these gears where set in motion, likely, before you were born. blame it on the sixties if you feel the need. the more cynical of us will go a step further and blame it on the "greatest generation" for being ignorant enough to be conned by limp wristed genetic deffects ("the merchants" anon, cmon... stick with me here). trust me, we see it, as much as genX talks shit on millinials, none of this was your fault. the die was cast even before WE were born. the only saving grace at this point is hate. learn it. be your own man and hopefully a femoid as based as you will notice. you arent a lost cause, you just need to fix what was done to you. we're rooting for you. get your shit straight.

-t.jaded GenX PotatoKun

Imagine if you were the ubiquitous blonde girl that you mentioned earlier.. and now imagine what's going on in her head, what she doesn't say out loud.. when you open your mouth and start painting a picture with words

Is there something about this that ISN'T gay?

Did I miss something? If there's anything in those words that seems even vaguely heterosexual, please notify me as soon as you find it

I'm sorry you don't have what it takes to become a legend

And have your epic record of success chiseled in stone

YOU HAVE NO ADVICE because

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE so

YOU OFFER NOTHING except

DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES to

PREVENT OTHERS FROM LEARNKNG

while I'm here to save the world

from the human race

and OF COURSE, sissyboy keeps repeating the word BOOMER

desperately trying to categorize those with EXPERIENCE as an undesirable optionwhen a young inexperienced person asks for advice

>>74695

AGAIN, DICKLESS......

YOU = think older people have less experiencebecause you're an uneducated white trash overctompensating coward

YOU = have never looked a woman in the eyes and intrigued her

YOU = are so laughably unfamiliar with women due to your fear and cowardice, that you actually think the 'roastie' catchphrase is true... (news flash, little tyke: labia are notcreated from having too much sex)

YOU = masturbate yourself to sleep after lonely nights of videogaming

ME = realized at age 12 that only older experienced adults had the knowledge I needed

ME = has been knee deep in pussy since I was 16

SUCCESS BREEDS MORE SUCCESS

and as your existence has proven

FAILURE BREEDS MORE FAILURE

>>74695

INTERESTING TRIVIA :

the fact that you don't know who I am PROVES that you're new here, don't have a clue what's going on in here, and will never fit in

When a man has a problem, the first step to solving it isadmitting they have a problem in the first place

so.... it's important that OP be praised for demonstrating The Bravery required to admit there is a problem....

Most people are too afraid to ever admit they have a problem and don't know how to fix it

I'M THE PERFECT HUMAN TO ASSIST OP IN SOLVING HIS DILEMMA

Normally, I would never offer to waste my time helping an adult male who should be able to figure out the answers on his own

Because I realize there's a greater than 80% chance he will not listen to my advice, will continue the same behavior that created the problem, and will try to convince himself I was somehow responsible for his continued failure

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Big Ben? The Time is Here

You asked for help, so it's time to learn.. and you can't learn unless you're willing to admit that you have been behaving like a man who doesn't know the answer

And I'm going to teach you how to behave like a man that women find magnetic

If you can't embrace the brutally honest truth, you're never going to be able to correct and modify the behavior that has led to the failure so far

Since the day I turned 16, I have been busy utilizing my ability to attract and keep beautiful women and teenage girls in my life as emotional and sexual companions, best friends who have a vagina.....

For example, when I was 32, I married my beautiful 16-year-old wife, and we had an amazing 16 year marriage....

And I'm not even good looking, nor am I wealthy.....

Obviously, I know something you don't know

And although I am not your father, and your inability to figure it out is not my problem, I am still willing to show you what you're doing wrong....

After I teach you what you're doing wrong, then I will give you examples of how to do it right.....

But I will not waste my time teaching you HOW TO DO IT RIGHT until you can embrace HOW YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG

Children hate hearing about their mistakes

But men WANT to hear the truth about their mistakes so they can stop making them, and learn how to do it right

Out of the 700 plus women I have dated married or simply ejaculated into, the overwhelming majority of them were attractive blondes....

ONE THING YOU'RE DOING WRONG:

You specifically asked how you can get a beautiful blonde, as if a man who doesn't know how to get women can simply DEMAND his first Conquest is a beautiful blonde with money and nice clothes...

Do you see how unrealistic and childish this seems?

Even if you were ready to approach a woman and bring her into your life, you still haven't learned how to deal with them critiques and rejection without your ego being shattered...

If you can't handle ME teaching you why women aren't interested in your current behavior, then you'll never be able to handle the razor sharp critique and rejection women will offer....

You're simply not prepared to succeed because you can't handle failing

The only way you can ever succeed is by learning how to lose, embracing the fact that you are a failure, and by learning to resist your childish urge to lash out in anger when you hear observations about your behavior that equate to sexual failure....

DONOTask for help, then lash out when the help includes painful truth you need to hear

I was 32 years old, and I wanted a seafood and crab foot long sandwich, so I went to the nearby Subway sandwich shop.. the girl behind the counter at Subway was absolutely gorgeous, and after making my seafood and crab sandwich, she had quit her shitty minimum wage job at Subway, left with me, came home and became my wife for the next 16 years.... I had no idea she was 16 years old, but I wasn't complaining, because who's going to complain about a 16-year-old blonde hair blue eye Beauty volunteering themselves as a special dessert to go with the sandwich?...... by the time she and I finally divorced 16 years later, it was HER who was 32 years old, and ME who began dating a beautiful 19 year old girl

I can tell you HOW I behaved while ordering the sandwich at Subway, and you can use the information to determine how to modify your own behavior to maximize the possibility of ordering a sandwich and getting a hot wife thrown in on the deal.....

Because obviously, if I had behaved differently while ordering the sandwich, she wouldn't have decided to quit her job and ask me to take her home with me...

If I behaved like a condescending asshole, do you think she would find me interesting or attractive?

Conversely, if I behave like a desperate needy clingy man, offering compliments and bending over backwards to schmooze her.. do you think she would have found that attractive?

If I behaved like a computer geek image board video game incel, do you think she would find it sexy?

So.... I can gladly teach you how to behave like a man that most young hot women would consider fucking....

But I'm not going to waste my time until you embrace the fact that YOU HAVE BEEN BEHAVING LIKE AN INCEL

And there's nothing involuntary about intentionally behaving like a guy women would never fuck

There's nothing involuntary about becoming a parody of yourself, by spending your life trying to mimic the behavior of image board douchebags

one of those incredibly fucking hot, blonde, rich, white, model looking women that are always dolled up

Imagine a street beggar DEMANDING that you give him money,nothing less than $50

As if he's too good to accept a $1 bill, or to receive nothing....

As if he's in a position to demand anything, let alone something is big as a $50 bill....

How would you respond to this man?

What makes you think you get to demand a beautiful blonde?

Don't you think maybe you should begin by admitting you don't get to demand anything?

Perhaps you should start by coming down the Earth and accepting the fact that Beggars can't be choosers, and you're not in a position to demand a mother fucking thing

You aren't fooling anyone..

You would be elated if ANY woman became your girlfriend, no matter the color of their hair, how fat or thin, their financial status, or even if they werent very attractive...

So maybe the first step towards learning how to do it right is by admitting you are a pompous self entitled ass wipe, who uses his false air of superiority to mask the undeniable fact that he is a life novice, an amateur with absolutely no experience.....

Until you can demonstrate an ability to comfortably admit your inferiority, you'll never ever learn how to demonstrate superiority

And as your idiotic self-defeating Behavior begins to come into focus more and more, I'd like to remind you ofthe first thing any woman would notice about your weird self-perception of importance :

With the exception of beingRICH, every one of your idiotic demands revolved aroundPHYSICAL APPEARANCE

This laughable superficiality on your part is a product of your unimaginablelack of experience

And your pathetic embarrassing lack of experience was caused by yourfear of failure

You pretend to be self-confident and Elite, yet you have lived with a debilitating fear of rejection..

Your fear of failure is the primary reason why you can't succeed....

YOU ARE AFRAID OF REJECTION, SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRIED

YOU FAIL, DUE TO YOUR FEAR OF FAILURE

It's really strange how you never mentioned the REAL ATTRIBUTES YOU SEEK :

- intelligence

- acceptance of your inexperience

- honesty

- integrity

- ability to laugh at adversity

- quality of character

- refusal to become a liar or a cheater or a thief

To you, it's all superficial

What they look like........

And that's exactly why nobody's interested in you

I guess it's really not surprising that you would have childish demands, and a childish lack of realistic perspective

Considering the fact that you live your life like a little child, watching Sissy cartoons and playing sissy boy video games, sheltered and coddled into somehow thinking you are better than others, that you deserve better

Your mother made a grave mistake, but she thought she was actually helping you....

She did you a great disservice by enabling you to continue being a child

She actually allowed you to sit on your ass hiding in a room all by yourself playing video games and watching cartoons and avoiding learning how to socialize like the other kids

She kept wiping your ass and foolishly meeting your demands, allowing you to grow older and older without ever learning how to assume the responsibility of wiping your own lazy fucking ass

While the other young boys we're learning how to interact with girls, she allowed you to manipulate her into buying another video game for you

She allowed you to never learn how to become a man

You can't change the past, but you can certainly change the future, because NOW YOU ARE GOING TO STOP BEHAVING LIKE A LITTLE BOY

>>74643

Video games are for children.. but anime is forEFFEMINATE CHILDREN

I've never met a masculine dude who watched anime...

I've never met a guy who wants anime that WASN'T effeminate and soft and weak

Anime is garbage, the most unoriginal, visually ugly, cheap tacky talentless predictable garbage artwork in history

There's nothing creative about it

It's the polar opposite of creativity

it is inherently unoriginal, because the entire concept is based on everything looking exactly the same, having the exact same themes, the same idiotic concepts, and the same execution

It's hideous to look at, because it's some of the worst ever drawn, simplified and effeminate and childish, to the point where it became cliche before it ever existed....

You are so lost in this unoriginal predictable Cesspool of a feminate childish infantile garbage, that you have actually begun to see yourself as an effeminate little child

Whether you realize it or not, you perceive yourself as a little girl

An effeminine little girl... the sheltered sissy child hermaphrodite....

And this unoriginal fashion trend that you so willingly followed has manifested in your inability to make progress in your life, and is the primary reason why you can't figure out how to grow up

you have become a parody of yourself who actually uploads tacky cartoons of of little girls to represent yourself when posting in empty chat rooms

Simply because it's a fashion trend for losers

THE TREND-FOLLOWING BEHAVIOR OF OTHER LOSERS....

A BEHAVIOR YOU HAE SEEN, AND MIMICKED

A BEHAVIOR YOU PARROT

You will never find a woman who's interested in dating a trend following unoriginal parrot, who behaves like a sissy infantile effeminate hermaphrodite

Not even the fattest ugliest most desperate of women is interested in dating an unoriginal Trend following sissy girl who lives in a delusional sheltered bubble to protect him in mommy's spare bedroom

You have managed to avoid developing your own personal tastes, and relied on prepackaged Concepts developed by other people

Unfortunately, those prepackaged Concepts were developed by effeminate idiots with horrible taste and no Talent whatsoever

Your hand-me-down prepackaged tastes were originally developed by sexually confused self-loathing Asian faggots

Since you haven't developed any of your own tastes or preferences in art, you have learned to Parrot the image board loser behavior of specifically gravitating towards hideous amateur cartoons featuring ridiculous giant eyes and triangle shaped heads and effeminate themes, with the actual content having no bearing on your copycat hand-me-down thrift store version of originality

As you continued parroting the ANIME SISSY BEHAVIOR, you became less and less aware that you were becoming a pathetic parody of yourself. .

Because you were focused on trying to FINALLY "FIT IN" by bending over backwards to behave exactly like all the other losers in your little image board world

Instead of learning to develop your own unique magnetic style, all of your energy was invested into repeating the same predictable catch phrases as everybody else... "normie"... "chad"... "stacy"... "roastie"...

You literally jumped through hoops of Fire to repeat and mimic the exact same boring Behavior as everybody else

Worried that you would not be accepted if you did not behave like them

Terrified you would be rejected if you demonstrated any originality

Desperately imitating the predictable Trend following behavior of other terrified adult males, who were also desperately trying to "fit in" for the first time in their lives....

If you are unable to accept the fact that you have been behaving like a loser, you are never going to be able to learn how to behave like a successful confident man who knows how to get what he wants

And even if you tried to behave like a man, it would be a failed attempt.. because anime has distorted your perceptions of men...

Although you upload horrible ugly cartoons of little girls to represent yourself online, if asked to imagine yourself as a man, you would envision a ridiculous childish image of an effeminate angry little sissy boy with a woman's haircut and dressed in embarrassing " Power Rangers level" costuming....

To be succinct, anime was your excuse for becoming a sissy

And you allowed yourself to become an unoriginal Trend follower, out of your desire to finally be accepted by somebody, after a life of being a misfit in school

MAXFIELD PARRISH :

One of the many artists you would be incapable of naming if they sophisticated intelligent beautiful woman asked you who some of your favorite artists are

LORENZO BERNINI :

Definitely the world's greatest artist and sculptor, yet another example of Art that you couldn't name if a drop dead gorgeous sophisticated wealthy blonde woman asked you to tell her about your favorite artwork

>>74643

WHY would a rich incredibly fucking hot wealthy model looking all dolled up blonde woman be attracted to an adult male with absolutely no taste or personal preference that reflects originality or even a hint of class?

I wonder how far you would get after showing her your favorite unoriginal downloaded garbage anime

shit........

Even a penniless mediocre teenage girl would laugh at your Limited taste in art, because girls realize that anime creates sissies

Girls can identify an imageboard parrot from a mile away, and the anime simply solidifies their confirmation that anime-watching videogame-playing catchphrase-repeating image board users are predictable, unoriginal, inexperienced sheltered little sissies with terrible taste , who don't know how to get what they want...

For your information, high school girls aren't looking for anime boys

High school girls are interested in fucking college guys

Because women are looking for maturity and intelligence, not an infantile unoriginal sexually confused sheltered little boy

When you finally meet this ubiquitous non-existent wealthy beautiful blonde horny woman, feel free to show her the things you are into....

Show her some of your downloaded anime reaction pics...

And tell me how it works out

Next time a incredibly fucking hot supermodel multimillionaire all dolled up rich wealthy incredibly fucking hot blonde woman tells you she wants to fuck......

Take her on a tour through your Museum of bad taste and unoriginality

You would have a better chance if you told her you were a huge fan of Joel Peter Witkin

Even though Joel Peter Wicken is a photographer who creates his art by arranging corpses and body parts into beautiful elegant Renaissance style art

And yes, this is one man's head sliced down the middle kissing himself

If she is sophisticated and intelligent, she will already know who Joel Peter Witkin is.....

That's why you don't know who he is

Because you have spent your life imitating other people who have terrible taste

Instead of developing your own style and looking for your own particular favorite artistic creative Talent

So trust me when I say :

You would have a better chance at scoring with a millionaire supermodel if you told her you loved the way Joel Peter Witkin Incorporated severed heads into his elegant artwork than you would if you admitted that you became a confused sexually inexperienced adult by imitating trendy cheesy behavior from other online losers, trying to fit in, terrified they might not accept you

If you are willing to make some changes in your behavior....

Then I will be willing to teach you exactly how to approach women, what to say, how to behave, and how to get them in bed

Nothing will happen until you get them into bed

The Faster you get them into bed, the sooner they will realize they want to be your girlfriend on a long-term basis

Everything you thought you knew was wrong

Because you have been believing erroneous Concepts developed by men with no experience in this field

Your conceptualization of women and their psychology is completely wrong

It turns out you don't understand them at all, not even a little bit

And you believe there is a particular protocol, a series of certain steps that must be taken to acquire the woman of your dreams

Nothing could be farther from the truth

Women are attracted to men who know what they want, and don't waste their time in obtaining it

What have you got to lose?

You have everything to gain, so don't be a fool and lose this opportunity to learn what's required to introduce yourself to a hot teenage blonde and watch her manifest into your wife who will do anything you want, including eating pussy in front of a nightclub filled with ravers

Or any other woman you choose

It's your choice, your decision

Are you going to continue behaving like a novice or are you going to learn how to behave like a man that women want to fuck?

>>74643

I I finally found one who might actually fuck you, even though it's unlikely because she's a little bit too good for you

She's a little bit out of your league.. more sophisticated then you. But she's all dolled up

and NOW.......

the thread finally begins

You don't seem like a stupid man, which makes me wonder if you used to tell your teachers at school that you had nothing to learn because you already knew everything..

Or if this peculiar behavior only appears whenever the lesson involves learning how to bring a woman into your life

They say "life is a stage, and each of us plays a part".....

And it's actually quite true. In life, we present ourselves to others in any number of ways, technically "playing the role of ourself".....

there are many different choices, like the role of an outgoing gregarious confident person, or perhaps playing the role of a shy introvert, or how about playing the role of a depressed person.. the list goes on and on...

And this performance continues forever, changing at any given moment, where we modify our Behavior too fit into that particular situation or a moment...

If you go to a job, you're not going to present yourself as the angry guy or the traumatized guy or the guy who can't control his emotions..

You will behave yourself accordingly, or you'll get fired..

In life, we continually become different aspects of ourselves at any given moment, and we are in full control of our Behavior...

I'm afraid you've allowed yourself to behave like a PARROT.. .

You've become so familiar with parroting imageboard Behavior, that you began playing this role in your real life, actually seeing the World Through The Eyes of the character you play to fit in on empty imageboards...

You actually use image board catch phrases in your everyday vocabulary, like "red pill" or "Normie"....

You have allowed yourself to become immersed in this fabricated persona of imageboard failure and predictability...

You voluntarily became a prisoner of the subculture, which alienates you from any opportunities on the horizon...

BUT AT LEAST YOU ASKED FOR ADVICE

Asking for advice shows you still have a chance

It shows that you are not a lost cause, and you still have the ability to realize you need assistance in getting up over the hump.....

I'm actually proud of you for asking, because that takes a certain amount of balls to admit you need help

And I'm going to help you, even though you are going to continue resisting, feeling the need to convince me that you don't need any help.....

( which would be ridiculous, considering the fact you created the thread asking for help...... and it would be self-defeatist of you to reject the help simply because you're afraid you're going to look like you needed help)

I'm going to free you from your prison

I have the diagram, and I'm going to help you escape

And of course, women can have whoever they want, because there's a long line of men waiting for their opportunity with them.. women are accustomed to picking and choosing...

I'm not saying they are unobtainable come because that's untrue.. it's actually extremely easy to get any woman you'd like, simply bybehaving like someone she would be interested in

And of course it goes without saying women are not interested in the video game imageboard computer dork character, so you're going have to modify your behavior..

And I'm going to teach you the secrets that have worked so well for me

There definitely not looking for Mr Nice Guy either.. so everything you thought you knew was wrong, and you have to start at the beginning to understand some of the often reverse logic required When approaching this situation....

You are so lucky I stumbled onto your stupid fucking thread

It all begins by accepting the fact that you have been misunderstanding girls ever since you were a little kid

It's okay to misunderstand girls when we are young. All of us did, they didn't even understand themselves yet...

But you're not a little kid anymore

So it's time to erase all of the misconceptions from the past. Your memories were wrong

And you are going to learn a new way of viewing women in general.. you're going to stop being such a douchebucket

You don't preserve the right to look down your nose at them

We are all just children that time played a cool trick on, so you're about to learn how to behave like an adult and rethink the way you have viewed women your entire life

a cool..... and CRUEL trick

Although you've never quite understood them, it's fair to say the internet has played a major role in cementing your misperceptions....

By listening to the empty advice of online losers who have no experience with women, you have allowed yourself to become cynical and condescending, which only led to further isolation, and even more lack of experience...

To be succinct, your condescending Superior attitude has simply manifested in you becoming more effeminate than the average woman

The idiots online would have you think this particular Behavior is much more than just a trend..

They would have you think other humans find this Behavior magnetic

And perhaps you think you could continue being a douchebucket and one day a woman will discover you

I'm sure you probably have all kinds of preconceived erroneous Notions in your head, about women being inferior and needy, confused inferior weaklings, who don't know what they want or how to get it

And you think one of these days the perfect woman will suddenly find you...

Your ubiquitous Damsel in Distress, and you being the handsome prince

And since you have no experience, I'm certain you have convinced yourself that she must be a virgin, having no sexual experience with other men....

But you also expect her to be perfect in every other way, with no psychiatric problems or behavior issues that would isolate her from society.. .

But you wanted her to be a virgin

So how can a girl go through life without having other guys flirt with her and hit on her?

How can a human have a normal life, wild remaining isolated, so no other humans interact with them or want to have sex with them or date them?

It seems highly unrealistic to expect a woman to have lived a normal life and be psychologically stable, but also to have had ABSOLUTELY NO EXPOSURE TO REAL LIFE, so she never thought a guy at school was cute...

So that she never fucked other guys before you

All the things you would be jealous about

You actually think you're going to find a beautiful woman who didn't have any other guys hitting on them, who never dated anybody, who had no taste in men, who never had a crush on a guy, and who had never seen another guy's penis?

And of course she has to have extremely high morals, right?

And do you think this completely inexperienced,, sheltered naive beautiful virgin woman is going to be interested in YOU ?.....

You think she's going to "save herself", and choose not to interact with friends as she grows up, who chooses not to start dating, rather deciding to save her body for " the eventual Prince Charming" who will sweep her off her feet after she comes looking for him

And she, being the weak inferior female, will naturally want you, the stronger more intelligent male, to be her best friend, while simultaneously being her boss, for a lack of a better term.. you will be the one in charge, right?

You will wear the pants in the family, and she will naturally fall into her genetically determined role as the obedient woman who looks to you for strength and wisdom

Because that's the way nature works. It's been going on since the beginning of man.. women are intellectually inferior to men, weak helpless animals who naturally seek the companionship of a man, so they can stop having to worry about responsibilities, and they can just Supply sex and the man will supply the intelligence and make the decisions for them

right?

AGAIN :

She won't be good enough for you unless she has supermodel looks, a drop dead gorgeous woman, who has absolutely no experience with other men that could possibly interfere in your relationship because you would be possessive and jealous.. so she has to be stunningly beautiful, yet nobody ever noticed how beautiful she was before you showed up?

But you won't show up.. because you spend your existence sitting in front of a computer

So she's going to have to come looking for you.. Mr Right

But the struggle of waiting, saving herself for Mr right, then having to search for him will be well worth it once she discovers how intelligent and unique you are.. right?

Because you are such an intelligent man that it's fascinating! Especially for a stupid woman....

Having you in her life is going to fulfill her and make her complete

You might not show it while you are sitting there in front of your computer in your stinky little room, but you're actually a very outgoing gregarious funny witty charismatic guy, the life of the party so to speak

So of course you will be everything she ever needed, and she's going to be 100% loyal and faithful, never looking at another man or thinking another guy was cute....

Basically, you'll need her to continue living the same isolated life as before, where no other men can ever talk to her

And just to make sure she's not talking to any other guys behind your back, of course you will be Snoopy and suspicious and always trying to catch her doing something wrong

Just one problem, Prince Charming.....

Your fantasies about women are more unrealistic and embarrassing then a game of Dungeons and Dragons at a Down syndrome youth summer camp in mid July

I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you...........

You've been getting some shitty advice, from sexually failed introverted adult males online, who of course have no advice to offer regarding women, due to their profound lack of experience

So maybe it's time you go ahead and squash those unrealistic hopes and dreams, before a woman does it for you?

If you think you're only alternative is to appeal to the greedy gold digger nature of women, who only care about a couple things when it comes to men,money or the size of their dick

It looks like you're going to have to focus on the money part.. you can't win them all, right tiny?

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R E A L I T Y C H E C K :

You're no fucking big shot, and everything you thought you knew about women was wrong...

They don't want a broke ass bum, but money is not their concern when looking for a man....

And although they don't want a man with a bizarre tiny little penis birth defect, they're not overly concerned about your penis size either....

Women don't walk around thinking about giant dicks the way you've been led to believe.....

Believe it or not, women are not evil money grubbing weekly to have no depth of character, and operate on a superficial Primal level where penis size and bank accounts make or break a relationship....

They are not naive emotionally unstable inferior creatures. ..

They are not the weaker of the two sexes

It turns out that YOU are the naive emotionally unstable weak one, simply due to your lack of experience and gullibility....

It turns that YOU are the superficial one who operates on a primal level, who creates a thread, a declaration of inexperience, in which you take the heroic step of admitting you need advice....

.... while simultaneously seeming to demand something you must feel you deserve :

Only the best for you, right?

SHE MUST BE BLONDE

since you have no experience, of course You Begin by naming off demands of exclusivity, which ones are good enough for you and which ones aren't...

( there are a lot a blonde women out there who might not be the phenotype you request, so maybe let's just scratch that one off the list

Because the last time I checked, you have not earned the right to decide what color her hair is

NEXT PREREQUISITE :

She must be incredibly fucking hot

You don't want to waste your time with "cute" or "pretty"...

even HOT is beneath the standard of Excellence you demand

nope.... you want INCREDIBLY FUCKING HOT......

And your next demand is MODEL-LOOKING......

She needs to be incredibly hot AND model-looking.....

Even though those are pretty much the same thanks, and then let's not forget she also needs to be blonde and incredibly hot and model looking

it's strange how you failed to mention any of the REAL attributes you would be looking for in a woman

You didn't mention anything about intelligence or compassion or Insight or sense of humor or outgoing personality or calm demeanor or ability to communicate well, or Ambitions or education or goals or loyalty or political perspectives or World Views or life experience==

Nothing but superficial visual Aesthetics for you.....

Because apparently you seem to perceive women as two dimensional, creatures who offer nothing more than Visual and physical pleasure

That's because you are a douchebag who has no experience because he's gleaned all of his erroneous facts from other similar failed douchebags online

It shows that you have no concept of what you're really looking for

I've always found that men who describe women in exclusively physical terms, never mentioning their more important traits like intelligence and sense of humor.. those men fool themselves into thinking they are somehow Superior to women

Imagine a hypothetical dating app, in which you created a profile and said you were interested in finding and Incredibly fucking hot blonde model looking woman who happens to be rich

Imagine if there was a single woman, a wealthy gorgeous blonde reading your words....

do you think she would respond to you and ask you out on a date?

now..... do you think ANY woman would give you a second thought after realizing what a douchebag you are?

What about a big fat ugly desperate woman? Do you think she would be interested in the insecure little man with no experience and big demands and high expectations?

Imagine a hypothetical dating app, in which you created a profile and said you were interested in finding and Incredibly fucking hot blonde model looking woman who happens to be rich

Imagine if there was a single woman, a wealthy gorgeous blonde reading your words....

do you think she would respond to you and ask you out on a date?

now..... do you think ANY woman would give you a second thought after realizing what a douchebag you are?

What about a big fat ugly desperate woman? Do you think she would be interested in the insecure little man with no experience and big demands and high expectations?

LOL @ "RICH"......

Of course, Simply being supermodel level gorgeous incredibly fucking hot and blonde isn't enough for your fantasy inexperienced woman who's never been approached by another man and has no sexual experience with anyone else....

She's also got to be wealthy if she's going to be good enough for you

Simply being beautiful wasn't enough for you.. you had to have "super model incredibly fucking hot" beautiful....

So is simply being "rich" going to be enough for you?

Are you sure you won't end up requiring ULTRA RICH?

This would be a good time to decide, before you actually get started trying to find a girl for the first time.. maybe you should get your prerequisites straight before you start at the beginning like the average 14 year old boy did when he was in school and first started interacting with chicks

I would imagine your mother would be so proud of you if she knew her adult son had finally made a determination he wanted a girlfriend......

And then when she found out you had all these prerequisites, she would sulk and saunter back into her bedroom and begin crying again

Her socially retarded isolated adult son demands the very best when he tries his first attempt at securing a woman, whether it be for a brief sexual encounter or marriage....

He will settle for nothing but the best

REALITY CHECK :

Obviously, there's nothing Superior about an adult male who can't even figure out how to function in society and integrate with females on the level of an average prepubescent boy

There's nothing Superior about a lonely adult male with no sexual or emotional female companion in his life, and who instead chooses to focus his energy I'm watching childish effeminate anime cartoons

Self don't fool yourself about the Superior or anything.. trust me, you are inferior as fuck

If for no other reason than your lack of experience due to your fear of rejection, you are inferior when it comes pretty much every aspect of life.. especially when compared to any woman....

Even if you hadn't become an adult male without learning how to interact with email, even if you were a married man with a beautiful wife, you would still be inferior to women

Because women are the superior of the two sexes.. they are stronger and smarter and much more reliable than any man

Men are nothing more than stupid little children, little cowards who spend their lives pretending to be big tough strong guys, hoping they fool everybody, hoping nobody notices they are just as Scared Stupid little child, inferior in every way, always looking for a mommy to wipe their ass....

Even rich successful genius men are still inferior to their female counterparts, especially when it comes to intelligence and ability to manage situations

It doesn't matter if you're a werewolf or vampire.. you're still a man, which means you are a stupid monkey, whether white or black or Asian or green or polka dotted, you are a stupid fucking monkey.. a grunting mouth breathing piece of shit that women do not need in their lives, women can be completely happy without you, and it's you who desperately need them. Not the other way around

Men serve no purpose, other than temperature control semen transport

Once they allotted shipment of semen has been delivered, the delivery vehicle is no longer necessary, and can be disposed of to minimize any further needless waste

But your little delivery vehicle doesn't work.. you have remained unable to do your job and deliver a shipment of semen to an appropriate drop off location and fulfill your purpose on this planet...

Nobody cares how smart you think you are how special you consider yourself to be

All of your lofty Notions about superiority mean nothing to us, because those are your own personal internal mechanisms to compensate for the reality of your inferior status...

Only one real purpose on this planet, so basic and Elementary that literally anybody can and will do it

But not you.. the broken delivery machine cannot complete his purpose on this planet

Perhaps that's because he's spending his time watching little girl sissy boy Asian homosexual effeminate anime cartoons

There's nothing involuntary about an INCEL

Exactly what is supposed to be "involuntary" about continually making a decision to BEHAVE LIKE A FAGGOT?

The adult male who has been unable to acquire the level of success attained by the average sixth grade student....

The man who still needs to learn how to be a "6th grader", and be taught how to fit in with other people, how to talk to girls, and how to look somebody in their eyes while giving them a firm handshake and confidently introducing himself, thereby guaranteeing he will never be forgotten and is much more likely to succeed in whatever step comes next

The man who has never seen a vagina in real life, yet is barreling towards middle age.....

once again convinces himself of his superiority as he plays another video game, sitting all by himself, overlooked and long forgotten

YOU ARE NOT EVEN VAGUELY SUPERIOR

I know 11-year-old kids who are more Superior than you when it comes to the art of life

And there's something about an inferior man who overcompensates by :convincing himself of his superiority" that the world finds distasteful and embarrassing

Because obviously he's too stupid to realize how embarrassed he should be

You've spent your life hoping to fool people into thinking you can look down your nose at them....

You would need an extension ladder to be able to look down your nose at even the most dysfunctional humans, considering the fact that you have never even tried

Considering the fact that you are so afraid of rejection, that you think it's safer to Simply never try in the first place

Which means you have failed due to your fear of failure

I'm not sure what's so Superior about that

And maybe you need to realize that nobody thinks you're Superior, and if you want people to respect you, you're going just start behaving with humility andaccepting the fact that you are probably the biggest fuck up on Earth

People would like you much more if you presented yourself with a humble confession that you are just an average guy with much less than average experience, who has a lot to learn, and eagerly wants to learn so you can become a better person and maybe even find a beautiful woman who loves you very much"....

A little bit of honesty goes a long way, and you're not very good at playing the role of a self-confident man whose sexual failure was a carefully calculated plan on his part...

If you audition for the role of the guy who gets to pick and choose which blonde wealthy supermodel he wants, Simon Cowell would tell you to get the fuck off the stage before you finish your first sentence

Men who have no experience with women and go into image boards will be bombarded with false bravado from sexually failed men, who overcompensate by pretending they are judgmental Superior entities.....

MGTOW it's the perfect example of the week child psychology Incorporated by these terrified men, pretending as if they have no fear of rejection, and instead, would have you believe they have made a calculated mathematical decision to wait for the perfect woman...

Of course they omit the part about the incessant masturbation and ever increasing realization of their life failure as each day passes....

They would have you believe they don't care about women, and are happy being alone

Which is obviously a lie, and nobody ever believes that, no matter how many times they repeat it

And since they realize you don't believe what they're saying, they try to bolster their claims of SUPERIORITY AND LACK OF CONCERN by repeating the same predictable parotted image board tropes;

About women being stupider than men

About their emotional weakness and physical weakness and inability to handle tough situations

Repeated predictable Trend following image board Notions of women's greed and superficiality and inability to go any deeper than thinking about a big dick and a big bank account....

I'm talking about guys like you

Guys who download anime pictures and play video games, who can't think of any traits or attributes held by women other than physical appearance ....while they insinuate that women are not mature, not intelligent and incapable of rising above their primal superficiality...

BREAKING NEWS :

You are a monkey, an inferior specimen, a scared little child who has refused to face his fears, and who relies on self reassurance of an alleged superiority that no one has seen any discernible evidence of....

And the sooner you realize the minimality of your value, the quicker you can stop pretending to be better than everybody else....

And if you are sincere about your lack of superiority, you might be surprised how fast people will include you into their inner circles

Insecure little boys trapped in the bodies of adult males need to convince themselves that they are big boys, that day don't need a woman, so they tend to build negative filters through which they see all females, suggesting women have little value, and pretending as if they shit on women, because women are beneath them....

And 30 seconds later they are asking their mother to please make a sandwich for them and do their laundry

These inexperienced embarrassing life novices would have you believe that women are shallow gold diggers who operate an a smplified level, when compared to a man...

They would have you believe women cannot be trusted because they are duplicitous and dishonest

These same losers with the ladies think women are two dimensional, built for only one purpose, and have nothing of value to offer, and hope you don't ask them to give examples of their experiences with women that would justify these idiotic beliefs

If you continue thinking big tits are desirable, it's highly unlikely you're ever going to be with a woman, even if you had the balls to TRY