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>>74188

I am talking about people who think that the US is a christian nation so that means everything must be based on christianity. Sorry for my misspelling i am texting on a phone

I em texting en s phine

>>74227

Hilarious. Go back to Reddit.

>>74228

Why don't you go back to 4chan where you got banned recently, you pathetic little sniveling video game bitch?

>>74228

It's hilarious how I can simply format my text in an odd configuration and it gets under your skin

You've got very thin skin, don't you little girl?...

Obviously it doesn't take much to get you off your game, Susie

And while I have never been to Reddit in my life, one thing is for sure :

you HAVE been to reddit

That's the only way you could possibly think you're making a connection between the way I type and what you've seen on that website..

I

seriously

doubt

anybody

on

reddit

types

like

me,

you

sexually

failed

video

game

sissy

And that's not all, a little girl

While I have never been to Reddit in my life, you indeedDIDbecome a sedentary unemployed masturbating lonely introvert because of video games

While I get my dick sucked you're playing OverWatch like a little girl

>>74228

Here's some golden advice, Sally

Take your weak sexless ass back to 4chan

And use your best high-pitched effeminate voice to beg them to please lift your ban

It's not my fault that you can't master your smartphone

I'm using a smartphone too but you don't see me putting my foot in my mouth

And it's not my fault that your entire life revolves around watching Associated Press newswire feeds and freaking out about the stories

You actually thought there were Christian laws in America

And when pressed, you struggled to come up with a backtrack Inside Out answer

Have you ever contemplated the possibility that if you changed your entire personality, you might actually be able to attract a female into your life?

When forced to explain your misunderstanding, you try to develop a coherent response about what other people "perceive" (allegedly)

What other people allegedly perceive has no meaning or value

There is an ocean of idiots out there who are so gullible, they actually believe Trump is still president..

that's THEIR problem, not ours

So who gives a flying fuck if there are people out there stupid enough to believe this nation was based on christianity?

I've never met an intelligent Christian in my life

So they literally don't matter

They don't matter anymore than the people who foolishly think there are Christian laws, and who can't figure out how to differentiate between the words YOUR and YOU'RE, simply because they're using a phone instead of a computer

I realize you wanted to get into a stimulating intellectual conversation over this topic....

Another one of your hopeful stimulating intellectual conversations WITH OTHER MALES

Another stimulating intellectual conversation WITH SEXUALLY FAILED ADULT MALES

Because that's what you're really after.. you are only comfortable when you're surrounded by other sexually failed men

When you were creating this thread, I was having a stimulating intellectual conversation with my WIFE...

The last thing on earth I'm interested in is a conversation with a douchebag dude who doesn't know how to get any pussy and sits in front of his computer playing video games instead of getting a job like a real man and paying his own way

I guess your priorities are a little bit different than mine?

And you think anonymity hides who you really are..... because you haven't thought it all the way through yet

NO, your name is not listed

But I don't need your name to know exactly what you are

I don't need your name to know that you've been banned from 4chan so you came here with your tail between your legs

I don't need your name to know you never get any pussy

I don't need your name to know that you are sedentary and weak

I don't need your name to Know video games turned you into a closet homosexual, for lack of a better term

I don't need your name to know you are more comfortable surrounding yourself with sexually failed men than to attempt to conversation with a real life woman

You didn't become a parody of yourself by being a high school football jock or a ladies man

You're so out of touch that you have no self-awareness

You don't think things through

You tend to fixate on minutiae, and lose the big picture

and THAT'S exactly why you didn't realize you were admitting going to Reddit when you accuse me of being a redditor

I've never been there in my life, but you're not the first former redditor who accused me of going there, simply because I don't follow your prescribed form of syntaxual configuration

YOU PROVED THATYOUARE THE REDDIT FAGGOT

>>74228

It appears that you are today's slubberdegullion, and as such, you have earned my undying floccinaucinihilipilification

You remind me of somebody who accuses me of being gay because you've seen lots of people wear the same shoes as I wear IN GAY BARS

You seem like the type of guy who would accuse me of being a pedophile because I'm wearing a blue shirt, and you wore a blue shirt last time you molested a 5 year old boy

Maybe you should get off your lazy ass and find a fucking job?

Maybe if you had to pay your own rent and wi-fi, you wouldn't have so much free time on your hands to worry about Christian laws that don't exist?

Imagine how differently your parents would view you if you actually found a fucking job and started paying your own bills

But that's never going to happen when your first priority is finding other introverted sexually failed loser MALES online, with the transparently false excuse of "looking for a stimulating conversation about politics"...

Nobody needs to know your name to realize what a loser you are

Apparently, you are someone who wishes to control other people, while you can't even manage to get your shit together on the most basic level.

Distraction technique much?

Tell me more about these people on Reddit

What other traits do your friends on Reddit have?

I'm curious because I've never had any reason to go to Reddit in my life, nor could you possibly pay me to go there.

But you sound like somebody who knows what you're talking about.

So tell me some more of the Telltale signatures you've discovered while on Reddit

>>74187

How many times have you read the United States Constitution?...

I'm sure you've 'reddit' before

right ?

You are such a staunch supporter of the constitution, that of course you've REDDIT in its entirety, right?

So of course you should be able to recite some of it to me if not recite it word for word from beginning to end

Even if you got a few words wrong here and there, I'm sure you could recite it in a reasonable facsimile

RECITE THIS CONSTITUTION FOR US

And no Googling allowed, smartphone boy

No cheating allowed. I will be able to tell if you are copying and pasting

You are adamant about the Constitution

So recite the Constitution for me

There's one kind of person I find equally as ignorant as someone who thinks America was based on Christianity :

The guy who trumpets about the Constitution

But never sat down and read it in its entirety

And is laughably incapable of reciting any of the United States Constitution whatsoever

I'm sure you're capable of memorizing WE THE PEOPLE.....

But he gets a little foggy after that point, doesn't it?

But it's not all bad news, Sally

There's a silver lining around your little cloud of failure :

You've come to the right place, because image boards are filled with losers who waste their lives complaining about things they can't control while failing to address their own self-imposed failures

I've got the solution to all your problems:

E M P L O Y M E N T

Believe it or not, there's a thing called a JOB

a JOB is an agreement where you assume responsibilities and you are financially reciprocated for the time you spent on those responsibilities

You can use this money to pay your bills and support yourself in life instead of relying on your mother

but then again........

obviously,

Responsibility is not

your strong point

you didn't become a nocturnal seeker of male companionship online by assuming responsibilities

HOW WE ALL KNOW YOU GOT BANNED FROM 4CHAN:

simple...

You don't know who I am

you don't know ANY of the regulars in here

you don't know who Ashley Schneider is. You don't know who Jerry is. You don't know who (sac) is. You don't know who Killcen is...

Maybe if you went back to 4chan and begged them profusely?

Are you even aware how your favorite lame sport got the name "SOCCER"?

Did you know it's an abbreviation of the word ASSOCIATION?

I find it slightly humorous that you try to spray paint yourself with soccer imagery, as if you are some kind of physical specimen...

Considering your propensity for seeking the companionship of other males, I suppose it's fair to ask :

Which soccer players penis do you like the most?

I'm guessing it's fair to assume that for you, soccer is a lot like sex

Because you're up in the bleachers either way

I find it befuddling that you don't have at least six or seven beautiful girlfriends

From what I understand, women love men who fixate on other men, and stay up all night long looking for conversations with other men, and refuse to get a job and pay their own bills because they're too busy looking for conversations with other sexually failed men....

You're a Playa!!!

Here's some external perspective you seem to lack :

I get tons of pussy

I hate soccer

I hate all sports

Sports are for homosexuals

I couldn't care less about politics

I couldn't care less about Christian laws

The Constitution can eat my shit

And I get tons of pussy

But don't take my word for it

I've got several real life friends who also get tons of pussy

All of them hate soccer

All of them hate Sports

None of them care about politics

None of them care about the Constitution

And they get tons of pussy

You know what makes a guy look macho?

HAVING A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE

Your endless soccer screenshots do not make you seem masculine at all

They make you seem like a lovelorn 13 year old girl

now.........

This is the part where you put your tail back between your legs where it belongs, and take your inept ass back to 4chan

Or perhaps you would rather continue "making a difference" and "changing history" with your predictable unoriginal political outlook?