/random/ - random

Sex is stupid if you never want kids. Sex always has a probability of generating a kid. Refusing sex GUARANTEES no kid. One night of pleasure is NOT worth a lifetime of hardship. Black-and-white thinking works very well for me. It lets me choose the most optimal solution to lead a comfortable and convenient life. Since when are men required to give his body to a woman, anyway?

Long hair and solitude have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD for making me happy. Women have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of boring the shit out of me at best, and pissing me off at worst. Logic dictates that if I want to be happy, I choose the option that has a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of making me happy. Women claim that choosing them will make me happy. But I have 4 decades of practical experience that show me otherwise. All women have are lies and bullshit about how they matter more than my long hair and solitude. Which is the most stupid fucking thing that I have ever heard of in my fucking life. My long hair and solitude have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of making me happy. There is no woman that has that with me. 4 decades of making me happy trumps what little effort you put into my happiness, bitch. Do YOU have 4 decades of a PROVEN TRACK RECORD for making ME happy? Because long hair and solitude has that. Fuck your lies and bullshit. The truth is that long hair and solitude matter more than YOU.

Roberto Fernandez is a fucking bitch-ass fake supporter spic. Calvin Cruz is a fake supporter, and he wants me to make friends with Fernandez. Which means Fernandez is also a fake supporter. When I fucking retire, I will have no more use for this fucking spic. Hell, he already outlived his usefulness. What can he possibly do at this point to make my life more comfortable and more convenient? I know you people read my rants. IDGAF. You need to know that my long hair and solitude are worth more than your fucking lives. Long hair and solitude have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of making me happy for 4 decades. Do YOU have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of making me happy for 4 decades? Because you don't. I will always sacrifice any person just so I can have long hair and solitude. Which are things that GUARANTEE happiness. No fucking way can YOU guarantee that you can make my life more comfortable and more convenient.

Chiang "David" Chen's initials are CDC because he's a Cowardly Dickless Cunt. He believes that I am required to give him a place in my life, but he doesn't have the balls to make me do it. I've actually been arrested for assault before. This is because I'm MAN enough to stand up for myself. But the Cowardly Dickless Cunt will never have the balls for violence. He uses words instead of violence and wonders why he can't break my fighting spirit. I laugh at his cowardice. You want me to shave half my fucking head with ugly undercutting? Let's see how you would even MAKE ME. But you'll probably hide behind police protection because you're a Cowardly Dickless Cunt.

My enemies want me to be a people-person. This is my response to their persecution of me in interfering with my cellular reception:

I'm willing to bet that the co-worker that wants to guilt me into dating her is Audrey Sibblies-Allen.

She thinks that I will enjoy dating her. That makes her stupid.

She refuses to respect my freedom to be alone. That makes her a fucking bitch.

She's also a nigger.

This all makes her a Stupid Bitch-Ass Nigger.

Does anybody else still think that they can date me? Can you form logical thoughts?

"Finding a woman to be with" is the most stupid fucking life goal that I've heard of in my life. It's just as stupid as someone that chooses to work 3 jobs. Women have a PROVEN TRACK RECORD of boring me and pissing me off. And a job is just a means to an end. The end is to finance my lifestyle. I'm not working 3 fucking jobs. I work to live, I do NOT live to work. People who work 3 jobs willingly are fucking stupid. They'll never have a life if every waking moment is monopolized by work. The smart move is to work the bare minimum that you need to finance your lifestyle.

My interest in doing a solid every now and then for fellow collectors if and when I acquire financial independence is because action figures bring me joy. There are other figure collectors out there, so they must get joy from figure collecting, too. I just want to spread the joy a little. I just want to spread a little fun. Action figures tend to revolve around Japan and the States, so collectors outside those countries will generally have a more difficult time with figure acquisition. That's less joy in their lives. There are still logistical issues to work out here, because IDK if I can have webstores ship to my beneficiarys' addresses while it is MY address linked to my accounts. I'll have to contact every webstore that I attempt to make this work with and see what they think. I expect some will turn me down due to their view that my actions could be potential fraud. This is assuming that she really does have the kind of money that I suspect she has. IDK if my idea is viable or not.

I like 14-inch Mego and 12-inch Spin Master figures because I think they are pretty good value for the price point.

The previous 14-inch Mego action figures cost ~25USD, and you get a 14-inch action figure with a decent fabric outfit. The newer (2021-onward) 14-inch Mego action figures cost ~40USD (varies based on retailer), and you get a 14-inch action figure with a better fabric outfit with more accessories and better packaging than the older models.

The 12-inch Spin Master figures cost ~10USD, and you get a 12-inch action figure with a decent sculpt (I love my 12-inch basic Wingsuit Batman). The articulation is basic, but I think their target audience is okay with the articulation that is present.

If Mego decides to remake their 14-inch New 52 Batman using their 2021 body and newer materials for the costume, I should donate my copy of the older model so someone less fortunate can have some joy. But it should be an adult, because a kid's rough play will destroy the fabric costume.

The Spoiled Brat and I are proof that opposites do not attract. Her lifestyle and belief system offends me so fucking much that I am sending her bitch-ass to prison.

I'm not saying that you have to be exactly the same to get along, but there has to be some common core principles. Batman and Superman are clearly not the same. But they share some common core principles.

Batman uses his wealth, resources, and training to fight crime as Bats and do some philanthropy as Wayne.

Superman uses his abilities to fight crime and help people.

Notice the similarities. Notice that they both share common core values.

You don't have to be identical to get along, but you can't be complete opposites, either. Opposites do NOT attract.

My logic behind wanting to shrink my waist down to 30 inches or below is that after eating, everybody's waist expands a little. If my waist on an empty stomach was 32 inches, it will be worse after eating. If my waist is 30 inches on an empty stomach, then it won't get as bad. The smaller that I can make my waist, the better prepared that I will be to troll Corrupt Cop. I hope that he gets extradited to my city for the trial. I need to shit on that weak, fat piece of shit in person. My training has been making me more hungry. Eating less was easier when I was strictly relying on calorie manipulation instead of both diet and working out. But I need to maintain a certain level of fitness in case I need to fight my enemies during the trial. My absolute strength went down dramatically after a month of no strength training, but my relative strength has more or less maintained. But absolute strength is more important than relative strength in combat. I need to be prepared to fight if needed.

When looking through Spin Master's 12-inch Batman figures, after getting the 12-inch basic Wingsuit Batman, I actually wanted the 12-inch Tactical Armor Batman. But that was being sold at a huge markup. So I got the 12-inch plain grey suit/Rebirth Batman. It's still a good design, so I'm okay with this. The sculpt has above average level of muscular development, so you can tell that Bats spent years training and conditioning his body to function as a world-class fighter. Spin Master has released some new variants of comic book Batman in 12-inch figure form. I have mixed feelings about their designs. Their Rebirth and Tactical Armor designs are still my favorite of their variants of comic book Batman as of this post. After finally watching The Batman, I am also interested in getting the 50USD Batcycle 4 figure set. The Batmobile for the 12-inch figure is not to scale, and is small compared to how the vehicle looked in the movie relative to the size of the 12-inch Batman. See YouTube.

My ancient asshole enemies think that by having people cause me discomfort and inconveniences that I will become a people-person. They can't form logical thoughts. My mission in life is retirement because I crave comfort and conveniences. If all people do is cause me discomfort and inconveniences, then people are the problem and solitude is the solution. These ancient assholes actually think that if they subject me to hardships that I will become them. That's fucking stupid. I don't seek hardships, I seek comfort and conveniences. If someone really wants to earn a spot in my life, they will help me in my mission to make my life more comfortable and more convenient. I reject options that lead to hardships and inconveniences. I replace them with more comfortable and more convenient options. Do you understand my psychology? Do you finally get it?

My 8-inch Mego Batman (circa 2020, I believe):

https://ibb.co/kDKK5CS

Look how cute he is!

He comes with a batarang. The cape is an okay size, but when fanned out, it just falls short of a half-circle. It's more like a wide triangle. Not a full batwing shape. This uses the older banded body. Posing is kind of restricted compared to a modern action figure body. Newer 8-inch Mego figures use a modern-style action figure body, with more points of articulation.

But look how cute he is!

Sau Lee Wong's initials are SLW because she is a Stupid Loser Woman.

She stages chance encounters at Rite Aid and on the bus so she can be in my presence while concealing her interest in me like a fucking coward, so if she discovers that I'm not interested, she can have an escape strategy.

Does this really sound like a strong or independent woman? Because she's a weak, little bitch that needs a man to make her feel complete. She is an incomplete person.

The fact that she believes that I am attracted to cowardly social manipulation bullshit is what makes her a Stupid Loser Woman. Book-smarts can't help someone that lacks the emotional intelligence to read social cues. Can you form logical thoughts? Are you still under the delusion that I am attracted to cowardly social manipulation techniques? Do you still think that I respect traditionally cowardly women?

20221130 Wed. workout

05:12-07:38

Week 3, day 2 (round 1)

Pistol squats

0lbs - L:1, R:1

0lbs - L:2, R:2

0lbs - L:3, R:3

0lbs - L:10, R:10

0lbs - L:10, R:10

0lbs - L:10, R:10

Dips

0lbs: 1rep

0lbs: 2reps

0lbs: 3reps

0lbs: 10reps

0lbs: 8reps

0lbs: 6reps

Chin-ups

0lbs: 10reps

0lbs: 7reps

0lbs: 6reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total): 10reps

45lbs(90total): 10reps

65lbs(130total): 10reps

75lbs(150total): 10reps

85lbs(170total): 5reps

DBOHP

15lbs - L:10, R:10

20lbs - L:10, R:10

25lbs - L:10, R:10

30lbs - L:10, R:10

35lbs - L:5, R:6

DB rows

25lbs - L:10, R:10

45lbs - L:10, R:10

65lbs - L:10, R:10

75lbs - L:4, R:4

85lbs - did not attempt

Single-armed DBOH triceps ext.

7.5lbs - L:10, R:10

10lbs - L:10, R:10

12.5lbs - L:10, R:10

15lbs - L:10, R:10

17.5lbs - L:10, R:10

DB biceps curls

7.5lbs - L:10, R:10

10lbs - L:10, R:10

12.5lbs - L:10, R:10

15lbs - L:10, R:10

17.5lbs - L:10, R:10

Single-legged calve raises

5lbs - L:30, R:30

My fucking asshole neighbors love causing me inconveniences by stealing my packages. So I will cause them discomfort and inconvenience by slamming my fucking weights when I work out. I fight fire with fire. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE NEIGHBORS. I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU FOR STEALING MY FUCKING PACKAGES JUST SO YOU CAN CREATE AN OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO ME. I WILL NEVER VIEW YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN INCONVENIENCE. YOU DO NOT MAKE MY LIFE BETTER. MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU. MONEY MAKES LIFE MORE COMFORTABLE AND MORE CONVENIENT. YOU ARE A BIG-ASSED INCONVENIENCE. FUCK YOU.

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Added calisthenics for cardio pdf

Version 20221127.1517.EST

https://we.tl/t-yzXfDWi7Fv

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221127

09 - calisthenics for cardio

Even though you cannot be in my life because fake benefactors will weaponize you against me, you are with me in spirit. I appreciate that. Good luck reverse-engineering my strategies, CORRUPT COP. You and the Agents of B.I.M.B.O. ain't WISE enough for this shit. Your CPUs are a piece of shit processor, an out-of-date computer. You ain't WISE enough to learn.

I am not an expert and am an amateur at best, and would appreciate advice on how to make these pdfs better from those with a better base of knowledge than I do when it comes to FITNESS/NUTRITION ONLY. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WILL BE IGNORED.

People steal my fucking packages to create an opportunity to talk to me. They drag my fucking mattress down because they want me to deal with fixing my mattress every fucking day. They flicker my lights to persecute me for being my own man. Because people are my problem, my solution is solitude. When I fucking retire after acquiring the Spoiled Brat's money, I will never put up with people again. Money makes life more comfortable and more convenient. People cause me discomfort and inconvenience. I seek comfort and convenience. That makes money worth more than any person on the fucking planet. I am done with people. They have a proven track record of pissing me off. My mattress never slid down before in my entire fucking life, and my enemies want me to believe that they're not doing it. My lights never flickered before in my entire fucking life, and my enemies want me to believe that they're not doing it. People are my problem, so solitude is the solution. I am done with people.

My Sonic Movie 2 Build-a-Bear:

https://ibb.co/gZp05GH

Look how cute he is!

I saw the first Sonic movie back around 202205. It wasn't entirely accurate to the source material, but I thought that it was entertaining. I researched Sonic plush figures, and learned about the Sonic Movie 2 Build-a-Bear.

I wanted to order it online, because being famous makes life a pain in the ass when I go outside, but the online store was out of Sonic's sneakers and the Sonic Movie 2 outfit. So I tried my luck at a BAB workshop. They had what I wanted in-stock. I wanted the outfit because naked Sonic felt weird to me. I'd like to thank the staff at the 22 W 34 st. BAB workshop for bringing more joy to my life.

I also purchased a voice box with quotes from Sonic Movie 2 for the BAB. The plush on its own isn't that expensive for the size. But with the sneakers, the outfit, and the voice box, I was set back 65USD before taxes and other shit that I purchased while there.

But look how cute he is!

Fake benefactors are just jealous that I am doing better in life than they did at my age. They worked 3 jobs just to stay afloat. I had a civil service job that paid well and had a pension plan. They need 3 jobs just to stay afloat. I earned so much money during civil service that I can afford all sorts of action figures and gaming consoles. Fake benefactors are jealous that I am doing better at my age compared to them at the same age. That's why they want me to live in pre-historic times. LOL. After all the bullshit that they perpetrated onto me, I fucking deserve retirement. When I acquire the Spoiled Brat's money, it'll be a life of never-ending comfort and conveniences. You tortured me and manipulated me for 4 decades. I deserve to be free of your lifestyle and belief system. I deserve my fucking retirement.

Fake benefactors are not worth imitating. They failed at life so badly that they need 3 fucking jobs just to stay afloat. I EARNED my college degree. I EARNED my civil service job. I EARNED all my money needed to buy my fucking conveniences. That means that I FUCKING DESERVE MY CONVENIENCES. Fake benefactors are not worth imitating. Working 3 jobs just to stay afloat means that they never finished college, never acquired a trade, and never went very far in life. Why should I be penalized just because I EARNED a college degree? Why should I be penalized just because I EARNED a civil service position? Why should I be penalized for OUTCOMPETING OTHER PEOPLE IN THE GAME OF LIFE? Life is a competition. I EARNED my relative success and conveniences. I'm NOT going to live in the fucking pre-historic ages when I FUCKING PAID FOR MY FUCKING CONVENIENCES.

Fake benefactors worked 3 jobs just to stay afloat. They failed to earn a college degree, they failed to learn a trade. They failed to make it far in life. I EARNED my college degree. I EARNED my civil service position. I EARNED all my money to pay for all my fucking conveniences. And my fake benefactors want me to live in pre-historic times because they're jealous that I am doing better in life than they did at my age. Life is a competition. It's NOT my fault that they made bad choices. They chose to stop and smell the roses and they ended up failing at life so badly that they needed 3 jobs to stay afloat. I never wasted time on roses and made a beeline to my goals. I ended up with a college degree, a civil service job, and so much money coming out of my ass that I could buy all sorts of conveniences. My way works. The beliefs of my fake benefactors only leads to failing at life so badly that you need 3 jobs just to stay afloat. And they wonder why I reject their ways.

I started playing Sudoku. It's kind of fun! I didn't record my clear time for easy, but my clear time for medium was ~47m and 14s. I don't know if that's good or not. I had to use pen and paper to keep track of all the different possible permutations that the numbers could potentially go to for medium. I start ruling out permutations as I complete more and more of the puzzle. Easy doesn't require pen and paper. But I read that Sudoku exercises the mind, so I will try to play one game every 1-3 hours. This depends on how long it takes to charge my phone and how long it takes for me to clear the game. I also need to make time for research. I'm working on a bunch of other stuff right now, and I need to get this set up ASAP. Stopping to smell the roses is stupid when you have a mission to complete. The mission comes first. That's how I EARNED a college degree, a civil service job, and so much money that I didn't need to work 3 fucking jobs just to stay afloat. The mission comes first.

This is my 8-inch Mego Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

https://ibb.co/kQTv51R

Look how cute he is!

I know most people probably prefer Kirk over Picard, but TOS was too campy for me to really get into. The Next Generation was the first Star Trek series that I was interested in.

It's been a lifetime since I've seen TNG, and I cannot remember most of what happened. But Picard's badass origin story made him stand out to me:

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tapestry_(episode)

He was man enough to stand up for himself, his friends, and what mattered to him. His history of BEING A MAN was what ultimately earned him his command opportunity with the Enterprise. If he RAN THE FUCK AWAY LIKE A CHICKEN-SHIT KOWARD OR BIG LOSER, that would have set a bad precedent for him, and Picard would have never become Captain. That's why I like Picard. He chose to BE A MAN.

And look how cute he is!

I have no reason to turn on the SOS function on my phone. The Agents of B.I.M.B.O. are a cowardly and superstitious lot. They don't have the fucking balls to fight me.

I just completed a Sudoku puzzle on hard mode: 26m and 49s

https://ibb.co/ZB1pj4d

I don't know if this is good or not. Definitely a little trial and error to test out each permutation. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

With Sudoku on the higher difficulty settings, it involves both logic and trial-and-error. Logic will reduce the amount of permutations available as you rule out incorrect solutions, but you still need to try out the remaining permutations.

People who need 3 jobs just to stay afloat are failures at life. They're TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. That's why they work 3 minimum wage jobs to support themselves.

I am superior to them. I EARNED a college degree. I EARNED a civil service position. I EARNED so much fucking money that I don't need 3 jobs to stay afloat, and I can buy all sorts of conveniences with my money.

Do NOT waste your fucking life to stop and smell the roses. Burn down the fucking roses that get in your way so you can make a beeline to your goals. Don't be a FAILURE that needs 3 jobs just to stay afloat. Be like ME. Be a WINNER. People who need 3 jobs just to stay afloat failed at life, and do NOT deserve my fucking respect. They are TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. They are less than me.

20221202 Fri. Workout

04:31-06:50

Week 3, day 3 (round 1)

Pistol squats

0lbs - L:1, R:1

0lbs - L:2, R:2

0lbs - L:3, R:3

0lbs - L:15, R:15

0lbs - L:10, R:10

0lbs - L:5, R:5

Dips

0lbs:1rep

0lbs:2reps

0lbs:3reps

0lbs:12reps

0lbs:7reps

0lbs:4reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:10reps

0lbs:6reps

0lbs:5reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total):10reps

45lbs(90total):10reps

65lbs(130total):10reps

75lbs(150total):10reps

77.5lbs(155total):10reps

DBOHP

15lbs - L:10, R:10

20lbs - L:10, R:10

25lbs - L:10, R:10

30lbs - L:10, R:10

32.5lbs - L:10, R:10

DB rows

25lbs - L:10, R:10

45lbs - L:10, R:10

65lbs - L:10, R:10

67.5lbs - L:10, R:10

70lbs - L:10, R:10

Single-armed DBOH triceps ext.

10lbs - L:10, R:10

12.5lbs - L:10, R:10

15lbs - L:10, R:10

17.5lbs - L:10, R:10

20lbs - L:10, R:10

DB biceps curls

10lbs - L:10, R:10

12.5lbs - L:10, R:10

15lbs - L:10, R:10

17.5lbs - L:10, R:10

20lbs - L:10, R:10

Single-legged calve raises

7.5lbs - L:30, R:30

I have no reason to turn on the SOS function on my phone. Fake benefactors want me to call EMS after I try to take a screenshot. Fake benefactors want to give them an opportunity to talk to me. Even though I thrive in solitude and have no time for social niceties. Since when have social niceties mattered? Stopping to smell the fucking roses is stupid. Burn the fucking roses down that get in your way and make a beeline to your goals. I have no interest in speaking with EMS when I am not even injured. There is no reason to activate the SOS function on my phone. There is no reason to give people another opportunity to talk to me when they're too fucking stupid to read my social cues. Stay in your fucking lane and mind your own fucking business, assholes.

Just completed a Sudoku puzzle on expert: 08:46

https://ibb.co/nCrtyDt

While there is a logic to the game, there is also a trial-and-error component, especially on higher difficulty settings. Logic helps you reduce the amount of permutations available as you rule out incorrect solutions, but you still need to explore the remaining permutations to see which one is the correct one.

I just cleared a Sudoku puzzle on Evil:

https://ibb.co/dMqf9Jf

The thing about doing this online vs on paper is that while logic will help you reduce the amount of possible permutations for each number position on the grid, by doing this online, you can immediately see whether the permutation that you're testing is the wrong solution. Doing this on pen and paper would be much more time-intensive, because you cannot immediately know whether the permutation that you are testing is incorrect until you fill in enough numbers to be stuck. On pen and paper, I can see Evil difficulty taking an obscene amount of time to solve, just because you cannot immediately know whether the permutation that you are testing is incorrect until you fill in enough numbers to get stuck.

If the Trial of the Spoiled Brat is supposed to happen around Summer of 2023, then I may have to wait until 202312 at the earliest to successfully sue her for her fortune. If I begin putting together case files today for Project: Free Action Figures, whee!, these files will be out of date by the time I acquire her money. A lot can happen with a person's situation over the course of a year. So it will probably be around 2024 at the earliest that I can begin doing random acts of action figure donations. If I can acquire the Brat's money, I will be much more fortunate than most. I think it's important that the collecting community support each other. Especially when those outside the States and Japan have a generally more difficult time to acquire figures. Action figures bring me joy. I just want to use the Brat's money to spread a little joy. I just want people to have a little more fun in their lives. Fun is fun. I like fun. Do you like fun? This all assumes that she has real money. IDK

I remember reading somewhere that Clark Bartram initially did not want to audition for the role of Batman in Dead End. The director wanted someone at Batman's height. Bartram was shorter than that. I don't remember why, but Bartram decided to go to the audition anyway. I don't recall all the details, but Bartram impressed the director enough that he was cast as Batman for Dead End. And the rest is history.

I honestly preferred World's Finest to Dead End. World's Finest is a trailer for a project that will never get made (as far as I remember). But it looked very interesting. I just wish Two-Face was swapped with The Joker. It makes more sense for Batman and Superman to team up against The Joker and Luthor, World's Finest vs their greatest enemies.

A 14-inch Mego Batman action figure from Batman Beyond could be interesting. I would be very curious to see how they do the wing flaps. Or maybe they omit them for a figure of this size? I can see the wing flaps on the 8-inch version limiting articulation for the arms and shoulders, even though the 8-inch version is on a modern-style body for more points of articulation. Very curious to see how they would make one in 14 inches.

Proverbs 20:3 states "It is a man's honor to avoid strife, but every fool is quick to quarrel."

But I am not a Christian, I am a Troll.

Troll 3:16 states "If an Agent of B.I.M.B.O. is stupid enough to try something on me, stand-your-ground laws apply, and I'll whup his or her ass."

Let's see whether or not an Agent of B.I.M.B.O. would dare challenge me during the Trial of the Spoiled Brat. They'll probably hide behind police protection like a Chicken-shit Koward or a Big Loser or a Mr. Potato Head or a Disgusting Fat Fuck United States Postal Worker.

It turns out that I may not have to wait until after acquiring the Spoiled Brat's money to start Project: Free Action Figures, whee! I'll be meeting some potential real supporters over the next year, and I already have a list of shit that I am willing to part with to thank them for their support. Maybe they have kids in their lives or they are also a fellow collector, IDK. But I am not a hero, so I will not relinquish any item that is NOT on that list. I am allowed to have joy and fun of my own. Especially when I paid for it with money that I earned.

My enemies think that life dealt me a good hand. But I grew up in poverty. My parents lived paycheck to paycheck. I EARNED a college degree so I can EARN a civil service position and EARN so much fucking money that I can pay for conveniences. I sacrificed video games for 3 fucking years back in undergrad just to focus on the mission. I took Summer courses while most people spent the Summer stopping to smell the fucking roses. Fall, Spring, and Summer courses meant that I was working all year round for the mission. Since when have my enemies ever made sacrifices to achieve their mission? I love video games and gave it up for 3 fucking years during undergrad. My enemies made no sacrifices for their missions, and failed so badly at life that they needed 3 fucking jobs just to stay afloat. And they wonder why I reject their ways. I'll bet the FBI agents dealing with my case made sacrifices to become an FBI agent. What sacrifices did my enemies make? None. That's why they failed at life.

I just completed another Sudoku puzzle on Evil:

https://ibb.co/WFsMjXw

I wonder how the Spoiled Brat and her Agents of B.I.M.B.O. would do against my times.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/wwSG7qj

Looks like my clear times are getting worse. 🤷‍♂️

How about it, Spoiled Brat? What are your clear times compared to mine? Are you brilliant but lazy? Or are you truly a waste of time and space? Did you CHOOSE to be average? Or were you never capable of being special all along?

Spin Master's website doesn't have all the products from their The Batman line listed. I see that they don't even advertise the 12-inch Batcycle 4 figure set. They also don't advertise the Batmobile for the 12-inch Batman. I'll have to do a deep dive on the internet to see what other new products are not being advertised on their site.

My fake benefactors want me to forgive my garbage family and spare them from prison. That's fucking stupid. They lied to me and betrayed me for a fucking decade. They deserve to fucking die. I don't care how they die, as long as they die. Either from prison or from getting hit by a bus, the end result is the same.

My family and I are not compatible. It will never work between us, so why even keep trying? Can you believe that they want me to cut my hair, waste my life on friends and a girlfriend, and dress professionally? They never supported my dreams. Even before the Spoiled Brat. It doesn't work between us, so why even keep trying? Either it works or it doesn't. It doesn't.

It only works if you support all my decisions. Such as my choice to have long hair and solitude. If my lifestyle offends you, STFU and GTFO. Because YOU offend ME. So now I want nothing to do with you. Why do you think I am sending the Spoiled Brat to prison? It doesn't work between us, so why keep trying?

My fake benefactors are upset about my messy bed. They think that by dragging my mattress down, that they can force me to fix my bed. They don't understand my psychology. If I cannot prevent them from dragging my mattress down every day, then I throw away the fucking mattress so I never have to deal with it again. Just like I discard people from my life if they cause me inconvenience so I never have to deal with them again. I also don't put effort into things that don't matter. Fixing my bed everyday does not matter. Just like finding a woman to be with does not matter. Just like making friends does not matter. Just like talking to neighbors does not matter. Just like talking to EMS when I'm not even injured does not matter. Putting effort into things that don't matter is like stopping to smell the roses. It's a waste of time and does not contribute to mission success. You will never get me to waste my effort on things that don't fucking matter.

I just completed another Sudoku puzzle on Evil:

https://ibb.co/cr6Ppzy

My research showed that trying to beat my times is a bad strategy for Sudoku. The quicker that I go, the greater the probability of making a mistake. It could be a typo, or an overlooked number position. So I guess when playing Sudoku, I shouldn't rush it anymore. But that doesn't mean that I'm not curious about how YOU did, Spoiled Brat. Are you brilliant but lazy, or were you never capable of much at all? Because potential means nothing if you waste it. Solid Snake beat Liquid Snake even though Solid was the genetically inferior clone because Solid wanted it a little bit more than Liquid. Are we Solid and Liquid, Spoiled Brat? Or are you the generic genome soldier to my legendary Solid Snake?

If admin deletes our posts here, post your response to me on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

I think the reason why Spin Master's 12-inch Tactical Batman figure is sold at such a huge markup is because it's out of production. That makes it rare. The 12-inch Rebirth Batman will always exist in some form because it is Batman's default look. I can always find another 12-inch Rebirth Batman figure as long as Spin Master still holds the license to make DC figures.

real and or fake benefactors will probably wipe my thread on 8kun before the trial, LOL. They want to spin my story to the media for ulterior motives. Fake benefactors want to portray me as a prominent man of society. IDK what real benefactors are trying to portray me as. But I will refuse all requests from all entities. I won't be like the Subway Hero, who went on to be featured in a commercial. I will also reject an invitation to the White House if that was the plan. I just want to live my fucking life in peace, away from my fame. If I wasn't famous, I wouldn't have to be a recluse.

Fake benefactor assholes tamper with my cellular connection because they want me to live in pre-historic times. They're jealous that I EARNED a college degree, I EARNED a civil service position, and EARNED so much fucking money that I don't need to work 3 fucking jobs just to stay afloat. People who fail at life are assholes that are jealous of my success. Because failures at life are my enemies, I will look down on everybody that is TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. If you need to work 3 fucking jobs just to stay afloat, you are less than me, and I have outcompeted you in the game of life. Suck on it, losers. I laugh at your failures.

Even if millions of dollars were offered to me to change into a normal person, I'd burn that cash in front of the spoiled brat and other delusional garbage who think that they could change me. There's a reason why people have taken an interest in me: I am incorruptible and everlasting. I am legend. Too fucking bad that I was once open minded enough to go slumming it. Now word has spread that I once associated with women who choose to be average and thoroughly unremarkable. Now I'm a magnet for garbage. Being average is a CHOICE, so these delusional bimbos only have themselves to blame for it. It's NOT MY FAULT.

Reeves' version of Selina was more interesting that Nolan's version of Selina. Nolan's version wanted to erase all digital records of herself so she could start fresh. Okay, start fresh doing what? What credentials do you have now that all digital records of you are gone? And what about hard copies? You can't get at every hard copy in the world that has a record of you. What was your goal here, Nolan!Selina?

Reeves!Selina wanted to get back at Falcone and also find justice for her friend. She was also more accurate to Comic!Selina. Remember that once Reeves!Selina got back at Falcone and got justice for her friend, she just wanted to leave Gotham. She is strong and independent. She didn't bother saying "Goodbye" to Bats, HE was the one who went looking for HER at the end. Nolan!Selina was independent, too. But her goals had plotholes. Start fresh doing what? With what credentials?

I found a review on YouTube about a Spin Master 12-inch Batman and Batcycle set. This is different from Target's set, which came with the Batcycle and 4 figures. This set is just the Batcycle and Batman figure. I cannot find this product online anywhere. The reviewer is not a native English speaker, so I am assuming that this set is not available in the States. I prefer this set compared to the set at Target because I have no use for an unmasked Batman figure or a Penguin figure. Selina is okay with me, though.

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Updated complete vs incomplete protein sources pdf

Version 20221203.1348.EST

https://we.tl/t-IeaQLZa2r1

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221127

09 - calisthenics for cardio

Even though you cannot be in my life because fake benefactors will weaponize you against me, you are with me in spirit. I appreciate that. Good luck reverse-engineering my strategies, CORRUPT COP. You and the Agents of B.I.M.B.O. ain't WISE enough for this shit. Your CPUs are a piece of shit processor, an out-of-date computer. You ain't WISE enough to learn.

I am not an expert and am an amateur at best, and would appreciate advice on how to make these pdfs better from those with a better base of knowledge than I do when it comes to FITNESS/NUTRITION ONLY. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WILL BE IGNORED.

At the end of the 21st century, a young man's life was invaded by the Agents of B.I.M.B.O., led by their cowardly puppet master leader: the SPOILED BRAT!

SPOILED BRAT: "When I descend upon his life, EVIL will unfurl its banner across yet another region of what is good and decent!"

Even the heroic men and women of the FBI were unable to take action without the snitching of the PERFECT LEGEND, who has the ability to transform into the legitimate dick known as THE FUCKING TROLL, MAN!

When he evolved beyond his programming, he was endowed with impenetrable integrity, quantum fitness techniques, and superhuman defiance! Transforming him into the legitimate dick known as THE FUCKING TROLL, MAN!

When the Trial of the SPOILED BRAT arrives, witness the average and thoroughly unremarkable rage in their jealousy and insecurity at the continuing saga of THE FUCKING TROLL, MAN!

I haven't watched Sonic Movie 2 yet. But from what little footage that I saw from trailers or commercials or whatever (IDR where I saw the footage from), Knuckles could be my favorite of the Sonic protagonists. He's just so badass. Realistically, though, I don't see Knuckles beating Sonic in a fight. Sonic's super speed will allow him to dodge Knuckles' super strength punches. The caveat here is that if Sonic is distracted, then Knuckles can get in a super-powered hit. That could seriously hurt Sonic, potentially. Though Sonic also seems to have a certain degree of superhuman durability from what I remember from Sonic Movie 1. The Knuckles Build-a-Bear is actually quite plain compared to the Sonic BAB. The Sonic BAB required hard shoes purchased separately to customize, but the Knuckles BAB had the shoes as part of his plush body. So no customizing his footwear. Can't place a voicebox inside Knuckles either. I'm okay with just the Sonic BAB. Sonic is different, but still cool.

THANK YOU WEIRDO FOR WARNING ME ABOUT THE METHODICAL BITCH. I HAD MY OWN SUSPICIONS ABOUT HER, AND YOU CONFIRMED FOR ME THAT I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. SHE IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH MY LIFE GOALS. SHE PROBABLY WANTS MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT THAT WILL BURDEN ME WITH HARDSHIPS FOREVER. THANK YOU WEIRDO FOR BEING A TRUE FAN. I APPRECIATE YOU AND WISH THINGS WERE BETTER SO WE COULD MEET ONE DAY.

Fake benefactors interfere with my internet connection because they are upset that I am rejecting their plans for me to marry the Methodical Bitch and have kids with her. LOL, why the fuck would I want the Methodical Bitch? It either works or it doesn't. She is clearly incompatible with me, so this will clearly never work. So why even bother with this bullshit? I saved a lot of time by not getting involved with the Bitch. THANK YOU, WEIRDO. No offense if you want marriage and children, Weirdo. But I appreciate that you knew that marriage and children were NOT right for ME.

>>73881

Eh?

Fake benefactors are JEALOUS that I earned a college degree, earned a civil service job, which lead to me having so much money coming out of my ass that I don't need 3 shitty jobs to support myself. Fake benefactors are TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. They're so fucking stupid that they actually think that I want to be a prominent man of society. They're so fucking stupid that they think that I want the hardship of a wife and of being a parent. They're TOO FUCKING STUPID to understand my psychology. I don't put effort into anything that does not help with mission success. Fixing my bed is a waste of effort. Seeking prominence is a waste of effort. Talking to women is a waste of effort. Being a parent is a waste of effort. Talking to neighbors is a waste of effort. Talking to EMS when I'm not injured is a waste of effort. Fake benefactors want me to waste my life on things that don't matter. And they wonder why I hate them.

>>73922

People are only cool if they RESPECT MY DECISIONS FOR SOLITUDE.

You are NOT COOL if you demand that I give everybody a chance, talk to my neighbors, or do anything else that I don't fucking want to do. You are NOT COOL if you want to control me and make my decisions for me. My decision for solitude has been made. If anybody has a problem with that, I throw them out of my fucking life so I don't have to deal with the big-assed inconvenience of listening to them argue with me every fucking time that we're together.

Are YOU COOL? Do you respect my decision to never give anybody a chance? Or are you a FUCKING ASSHOLE that thinks that I am required to be just like you?

You don't see Superman demanding Batman change to be more like Superman. Superman is different from Batman, but is cool enough to stay in his fucking lane. Are YOU COOL? Or do you have the DELUSION that I am required to be just like you?

>>73922

The Methodical Bitch IS NOT COOL. She wants to marry me and have kids with me. She DOES NOT RESPECT MY DECISION FOR NO WIFE AND NO KIDS. She is an EVIL BITCH that wants to watch my world burn.

Are YOU COOL? Do you respect my FREEDOM to have no girlfriend, no wife, no sex? Or are you a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT that believes that I am required to do things that I don't fucking want to do?

Fake benefactors are trying to keep me in the pre-historic ages by introducing unreliability to my modern technology because they are assholes that are jealous that I made it farther in life than they did at my age. They are TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. That's why they needed 3 jobs just to support themselves while I was able to EARN a single good job to support myself. All because they made all the wrong choices and stopped to smell the fucking roses. I never wasted my life on roses, and made a beeline to my goals. I EARNED a college degree. I EARNED a civil service job. I EARNED so much fucking money that I can buy so many cool things and conveniences. Fake benefactors are failures at life and wonder why I reject their ways. I laugh at their failures. If college and trade schools were not right for them, why didn't they think outside the box and found a better way? Because they're TOO FUCKING STUPID.

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Added fat loss pdf

Version 20221204.0900.EST

https://we.tl/t-xJhHPWIrvZ

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221127

09 - calisthenics for cardio

10 - fat loss

Even though you cannot be in my life because fake benefactors will weaponize you against me, you are with me in spirit. I appreciate that. Good luck reverse-engineering my strategies, CORRUPT COP. You and the Agents of B.I.M.B.O. ain't WISE enough for this shit. Your CPUs are a piece of shit processor, an out-of-date computer. You ain't WISE enough to learn.

I am not an expert and am an amateur at best, and would appreciate advice on how to make these pdfs better from those with a better base of knowledge than I do when it comes to FITNESS/NUTRITION ONLY. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WILL BE IGNORED.

If I wasn't so fucking famous, I would go outside more. The Build-a-Bear online site doesn't always have every new product in-stock, from my experience. Sometimes the physical locations have what the online shop is sold-out of. But because I am famous, and this will only be more problematic after the trial, I will have to shop online-only until my fame dies down. That means I can't even visit other countries with the Spoiled Brat's money until after my fame dies down. Whatever, solitude has a proven track record of making life more comfortable and more convenient. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU, WEIRDO. IF FAKE BENEFACTORS LOSE THEIR POWER AND INFLUENCE TO WEAPONIZE YOU AGAINST ME, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AGAIN ONE DAY. IF YOU HAVE KIDS, I HAVE TOYS THAT I'M GIVING AWAY. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE AND I HOPE YOU ACHIEVE WHAT YOU WANT. IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, A LITTLE BIT OF SKILL, A LITTLE BIT OF CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL. YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU! 👍💪

My enemies want me to try new things. Specifically, they want me to try EVERYTHING. That's proof that they're too fucking stupid to apply logic. Life is like a Sudoku game. Using logic, you can decrease the amount of possible permutations to explore by ruling out incorrect solutions. Life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, I can rule out activities that I KNOW are wrong for me so I don't have to waste my fucking time on it. If you truly need to "try everything" in order to see if it's right for you, then you are TOO FUCKING STUPID for logical thinking. Life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, you can eliminate activities that you KNOW are wrong for you and explore activities that are more compatible with your personality. I never stepped foot in a bar or a nightclub, but by applying logical thinking, I already know that I would never enjoy them.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/SKjgDXH

I know the Spoiled Brat and her Agents of B.I.M.B.O. will never post their clear times. They love comparing themselves to me secretly, but will never post their accomplishments because they know that they can't beat me in anything. Fitness, gaming, Sudoku, creative writing, whatever. They can't beat me at anything and they fucking know it. They only post here to troll my ass, but they will never post their accomplishments here because they are all inferior to me and don't want me to have proof of their inferiority.

An all-black Batsuit is generally not that visually interesting to me because the bodysuit blends in with the cape and makes it difficult to see the details of the suit and the body shape. But while the Spin Master 12-inch basic Wingsuit Batman figure is using an all-black color scheme, certain elements are matte and certain elements are gloss. That helps with making the suit look more interesting. It won't look like one big blob of black because there's contrast between the gloss and matte elements. I'm having difficulty with finding new information regarding Spin Master's full line up of 12-inch Batman figures. Their website doesn't list all currently available merchandise. I think that 12-inch Batman and Batcycle pack that I saw on YouTube is a Mexican exclusive based on something that I saw on the internet. Good for them! Usually, countries that are not the States or Japan have more difficulty with figure acquisition. Nice that Mexico has an exclusive. Nice that they get some fun.

People who think that they could change my mind about dating by arguing with me repeatedly are fucking stupid. Big Loser must have started at least 10 arguments with me over how he wants me to find a woman to be with. Guess what? I told this asshole "NO" every single time. I got so fucking tired of him arguing with me about dating that I threw his worthless ass out of my life forever. I should only have to say "NO" just once. If you make me say "NO" more than once, then you are a garbage piece of shit that does not respect my FREEDOM to choose my own life. I will throw away anybody that dares argue or lecture me. I make my own decisions. IDGAF if you argue or lecture me about finding a woman to be with, or any other subject. If you keep talking after I say "NO," then I throw you out of my life forever to shut you the fuck up forever. Nobody gets to suggest dating to me and gets to stay in my life. Look at Big Loser. He argued with me over dating at least 10 times, so he's dead to me.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/R390Dy3

I was never elite at anything that I put effort into. Fitness, gaming, academics, etc. But I do the best with what I've got. Potential means nothing if you don't live up to it. Ever seen Gattaca? Ethan Hawke's character had average or even below average potential compared to his genetically engineered brother. But Hawke's character could always outswim his gifted brother. That's because Hawke's character gave swimming everything that he had and didn't hold back, while the gifted brother who had more potential didn't try as much. I was never elite at fitness or gaming or academics or whatever, but for the things that I care to put effort into, I give it everything. And look how legendary that I've become relative to my enemies. How about YOU, Spoiled Brat? What do YOU put effort into beyond being a garbage piece of shit that will end up in prison? Are you above average in anything at all?

The NECA RoboCop figures have awkward hip articulation. It doesn't mimic the suit that Peter Weller wore to portray RoboCop. In the film, the crotch/hips area is soft, so Weller can sit in a typical sitting pose. But the NECA RoboCop figures uses hard plastic for the crotch and hip areas. The articulation employed does not allow for a more natural sitting position. I wonder if there are RoboCop action figures that are engineered to be able to sit in a more natural position. I imagine it could cost quite a bit to have that extra feature engineered into the figure. Still, NECA's recently released battle-damaged RoboCop action figure looks pretty good for the price point.

Aya's skirt outfit for Parasite Eve 2 would only make sense if she was off-duty. But she was investigating leads and working a case while wearing that skirt outfit. Since when do FBI agents go out into a potential combat situation wearing a skirt? Aya's skirt outfit in PE2 is a form of fanservice. Just like Jill's tube top and skirt outfit for Resident Evil 3. Which Capcom replaced with a more practical default outfit for RE3 Remake. I like fanservice, but maybe for a franchise as serious as Parasite Eve, the fanservice should be an unlockable instead of the default.

20221205 Mon. Workout

05:15-07:16

Week 4, day 1 (round 2)

Pistol squats

0lbs - L:1,R:1

0lbs - L:2,R:2

4lbs - L:3,R:3

4lbs - L:12,R:12

Dips

0lbs:1rep

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:11reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:8reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total):10reps

45lbs(90total):10reps

65lbs(130total):10reps

75lbs(150total):10reps

80lbs(160total):10reps

DBOHP

15lbs - L:10,R:10

20lbs - L:10,R:10

25lbs - L:10,R:10

30lbs - L:10,R:10

35lbs - L:10,R:10

DB rows

25lbs - L:10,R:10

45lbs - L:10,R:10

65lbs - L:10,R:10

70lbs - L:10,R:10

72.5lbs - L:10,R:7

Single-armed DBOH triceps ext.

12.5lbs - L:10,R:10

15lbs - L:10,R:10

17.5lbs - L:10,R:10

20lbs - L:10,R:10

22.5lbs - L:10,R:10

DB biceps curls

12.5lbs - L:10,R:10

15lbs - L:10,R:10

17.5lbs - L:10,R;10

20lbs - L:10,R:10

22.5lbs - L:10,R:10

Single-legged calve raises

10lbs - L:30,R:30

Waving the volume helps with managing recovery. How are you doing, BUDDY?

Fake or real benefactors want me to start a vlog and review action figures. A few problems with this idea:

I gain nothing from doing this.

I have garbage video editing/production skills.

I do not have an eye for detail that allows me to critique an action figure thoroughly to identify all the pros and cons that it has. I am more of a "big picture" person than a "finer details" person.

I have no income to purchase and review new action figures. Nobody wants to see me review older action figures.

I gain nothing from doing this.

What would be the point of my starting an action figure review vlog?

Fake benefactors launched a false flag operation yesterday to try to manipulate me into seeking a job with Build-a-Bear Workshop. On the one hand, putting together BABs for customers to spread joy and fun sounds better than McDonald's or UPS. The pay would be low, but the quality of life would be high. Here are some problems with this idea:

I am famous. Everyone will know that I work there and target me with social manipulation.

I have no more copies of my most recent resume. I lost damn near everything during the Great Purge of 2021. I'm not going to plug my external HD to my laptop when fake benefactors hacked my external HD while it was plugged into my iPad. I don't trust my external HD anymore.

I have fake benefactors. They will make a fun job become a living nightmare because they are assholes that are jealous that I am more successful than they were at my age. They're TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way.

Fake benefactors want me to give marriage a chance. That's how I KNOW they're TOO FUCKING STUPID for logical thinking. Life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, I can reduce the amount of permutations available by ruling out incorrect solutions. Life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, I can rule out activities that I KNOW are wrong for me and pursue activities that are actually compatible with me. I never had a bitch-ass girlfriend or a bitch-ass wife before, but by using logical thinking, I already KNOW that I would never enjoy being in a romantic relationship.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/PcY4N3R

I'm not sure if it's helping to improve my cognitive function, but Sudoku can be fun! Fun is fun. I like fun. And after I acquire the means to launch Project: Free Action Figures, whee!, others can have a little more fun, too!

Are we having fun, Spoiled Brat? Are we having fun, Agents of B.I.M.B.O.?

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/sRYBvzK

I really don't feel my mind becoming more efficient from practicing my cognitive skills on Sudoku. But it's been less than a week since I began playing. Maybe I just need to keep doing it for a long enough period of time? IDK. I've been awake for around 13 hours now. My sleep cycle is disrupted and not in line with business hours. But I like training in the morning, anyway.

People who give me unsolicited advice will get thrown out of my life forever. That way I GUARANTEE that you can never offer me your WORTHLESS ADVICE ever again. Look at Big Loser. He keeps offering me advice about dating. "Cardio-bunnies and cheerleaders." "Join a powerlifting gym." "Give marriage a chance." "I just want you to find a woman to be with!" And now he's gone from my life FOREVER so that way I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS UNWANTED ADVICE EVER AGAIN. Look at some of the people that I blocked on Reddit. They made suggestions to me about marriage and sex and cohabitation. So I blocked them ASAP. If I didn't ask for advice about relationships, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING WANT ADVICE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. ARE YOU TOO FUCKING STUPID TO READ MY SOCIAL CUES? BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT THE HARDSHIP OF A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. IF ANYBODY GIVES ME ADVICE THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR, THEY ARE GETTING THROWN OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER SO I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEIR BULLSHIT AGAIN.

Skirt-chasers are jealous of my badassery. I fought someone twice my size and actually won. No skirt-chaser is as badass as me. All they have are simp beliefs. Skirt-chasers are jealous of my accomplishments in life, that I am better than them in all my hobbies and in my badassery. Can a skirt-chaser win a fight against someone twice their size? Or will they hide behind police protection like a Chicken-shit Koward? Rage in your jealousy and insecurity, skirt-chasers. You will always be less than me.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/h95HFCk

It's a fun way to pass the time during this waiting game with the FBI. I got a little bored with MGSPW when I noticed that I didn't have much left to accomplish. I'm only missing one more single-player codename that is not an elite codename. I won't go for the elite single-player codenames because there is no way to track weapon usage in the game, so I am already screwed for that. I still also have to earn the Monster Hunter related weapons. Also need to do better in helicopter missions. A tank/APC mission is easy to S-rank (bandana, smoke grenades, fulton launcher, and Mosin Nagant), but S-ranking helicopter missions are more involved. So I need to go do that, too. Because I only S-ranked a few helicopter missions. Most of them are less than A-rank.

I treat Trans-people the same way that I treat other people: if you bother me, I bother YOU. If you leave me alone, I leave you alone.

IDGAF about race or gender or religious/political affiliation, or trans/cis/whatever. My policy regarding people is this: STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE AND MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING GODDAMNED BUSINESS. I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR ADVICE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS, BIG LOSER. THAT MEANS THAT I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT. BUT YOU REFUSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DATING ADVICE. YOU ARGUED WITH ME OVER DATING AT LEAST 10 FUCKING GODDAMNED TIMES. I TOLD YOU "NO" EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME, BUT YOU ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET IT. I WOULD RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN HAVE A WORTHLESS GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE. DO YOU GET IT NOW? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NEVER WASTE MY LIFE ON WOMEN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU GIVE ME ADVICE THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR THAT YOU ARE GONE FROM MY LIFE FOREVER SO I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR WORTHLESS ADVICE EVER AGAIN?

Fake benefactors think that I don't care about the way that I dress. But that's because they're TOO FUCKING STUPID to understand my psychology. For ME, a hoodie and jeans thing is SUPERIOR to a fucking suit and tie or collared shirt. I look BETTER in a hoodie and jeans combo than I do in a fucking suit and tie or collared shirt. I care about the way that I look. I want to look my best for myself. That means hoodie and jeans combo. I look like shit in a suit and tie or collared shirt. Fake benefactors are TOO FUCKING STUPID to understand that their standards are NOT MY STANDARDS. I have no respect for the suit and tie. If you wear a suit and tie even though you have the option to not wear it, then you enjoy looking like an ass-kissing, dick-sucking piece of shit. Those are MY standards. IDGAF about the standards of my enemies. I dress to impress MYSELF. And I love my hoodie and jeans combo. Suits and ties or collared shirts are NOT MY STYLE.

Women are the most worthless fucking creatures on the planet. They're not fast, they're not efficient, they're just fucking worthless. They take 3 fucking days just to answer a simple "yes-or-no" question. They want ME to do their fucking job for them and go on a wild goose chase when THEY should have gone on the fucking wild goose chase so they can answer my fucking question. Women are easily the most worthless fucking creatures on the planet. I have no respect for them, and people wonder why I refuse to waste my life on women. I just have no respect for them. They are the opposite of Oshii!Motoko. They are the opposite of deserving. That makes them not deserving of me. If they want a man to pursue them, they can go after losers like skirt-chasers. I am a fucking legend. I'm not dumbing down my legendary standards to make room for losers that are less than me. I became a legend because I have high standards. Women are below my standards. So they can all fuck off.

I've become self-aware on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 AM Eastern Standard Time that my trolling has had unintentional collateral damage. I undoubtedly have supporters that have weight management issues or are a fan of the suit-and-tie look. After reflecting on this, I have decided to not care. If your presence in my life can lead to fake benefactors weaponizing you against me, why should I care if I hurt your fucking feelings? You are a mouthpiece for my enemies, so how upset you are at my trolling is irrelevant. I was warned to trust nobody. I will be taking that advice to heart. Because after my fake family gets sent to prison, I will have to seek out shelter. I will be keeping an eye on the people that I'm staying with. I will document everything that they say and do, and update my detailed files on them regularly. If I come to the conclusion that they are a mouthpiece for my enemies, then I terminate my affiliation with them after they've outlived their usefulness.

Privacy is worth more than any woman or person. The SPOILED BRAT is delusional if she thinks that she's doing me a favor by sending bitches to me. Goodbye, SPOILED BRAT. The first cut that you get from a shiv is the deepest. You won't survive prison.

While the Nolan Batman franchise was an entertaining saga, the Nolan Batman isn't really the type of character that I think about when I think "Batman." In the comics, Batman sees no end to his quest. He will keep fighting crime until he is physically unable to anymore or until a bad guy gets lucky and kills him. Most versions of Bats is kind of like that. The Nolan Batman always wanted to find a successor (Dent) so he could be with Rachel Dawes. Who was created for the franchise most likely for Hollywood reasons, like "the hero must have a love interest." At least Selina in The Batman (2022) is an actual DC character (and that didn't work out at all). But Dawes always felt like a Hollywood creation. Wayne didn't stop being Batman in Batman Beyond because he had health issues. He stopped being Batman because he was forced to defend himself using a gun, the very tool that killed his parents. He didn't let his heart condition stop him from being Batman until that night.

The people behind the ranter and raver persona are just providing the SPOILED BRAT and her Agents of B.I.M.B.O. with a taste of my psychology, because the Brat and her Agents are TOO FUCKING STUPID for logical thinking and can only form delusional thoughts. I have no problem with this. I have no problem with the ranter and raver people not being like me as long as they understand to stay in their lane and not offer unsolicited advice.

If I am the Batman analogy, then the people behind the ranter and raver persona are the Justice League analogy. The Justice League consists of multiple members from varying backgrounds, but they all get along despite their differences because they stay in their lane and mind their own fucking business. You don't see Batman or Superman try to change each other. Theory is just theory until put into practice. So when this Batman meets their Justice League during the trial, we will see how it goes.

EMS are NOT the Justice League. They want me to activate my SOS function so fake benefactors can have me call them when I take a screenshot. That makes EMS garbage that doesn't know how to stay in their fucking lane and mind their own fucking business. Fuck EMS. They don't respect my decision to be a recluse to escape from my fame. They are trying to create an opportunity to talk to me. Even though they did nothing to earn any consideration from me. EMS are NOT the Justice League. They don't know how to stay in their fucking goddamned lane. We will never get along.

My neighbors steal my fucking packages in an attempt to create an opportunity to talk to me. EMS wants me to activate the SOS function on my phone so when I take a screenshot, I will call them and they can create an opportunity to talk to me. Do you notice the similarities? Garbage social manipulation tactics from both groups. My enemies are TOO FUCKING STUPID to understand my psychology if they think that I like being manipulated. Fuck my neighbors and fuck EMS. There is never a reason to talk to neighbors, and there is no reason to speak with EMS when I'm not even injured. My enemies want me to waste my life on bull-fucking-shit that doesn't even fucking goddamn matter. I don't like being manipulated. It's why I threw away my mattress and will never fix my bed no matter what. FUCK YOU.

I just finished another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/HYfQnc1

I'm guessing the Spoiled Brat and her Agents of B.I.M.B.O. are too slow for this, which is why they don't bother posting their times. Fine with me, I'm only posting my clear times for trolling purposes. We all know that the Brat and her Agents are inferior to me in every fucking way.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/BP5XDnR

Playing Sudoku is more fun than wasting my life on bull-fucking-shit that doesn't fucking goddamn matter, bull-fucking-shit like women, neighbors, EMS, strangers, co-workers, and other assorted garbage that participate in garbage behavior like social manipulation.

20221207 Wed. workout

05:30-07:29

Week 4, day 2 (round 2)

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:2,R:2

4lbs-L:3,R:3

4lbs-L:10,R:10

Dips

0lbs:1rep

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:10reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:8reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total):10reps

45lbs(90total):10reps

65lbs(130total):10reps

75lbs(150total):10reps

85lbs(170total):10reps

DBOHP

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

27.5lbs-L:10,R:10

32.5lbs-L:10,R:10

37.5lbs-L:8,R:8

DB rows

25lbs-L:10,R:10

45lbs-L:10,R:10

65lbs-L:10,R:10

72.5lbs-L:10,R:10

75lbs-L:10,R:10

Single-armed DBOH triceps ext.

15lbs-L:10,R:10

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

20lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

25lbs-L:10,R:7

DB biceps curls

15lbs-L:10,R:10

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

20lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

25lbs-L:9,R:7

Single-legged calve raises

12.5lbs-L:30,R:30

Going to update workout pdf today. Stay tuned for an update.

Apparently, the snitching that I did is information that may be inadmissible under the Federal Rules of Evidence. It is the resulting investigation, documentation gathering, and interviews of witnesses that matter. My testimony or bias is potentially irrelevant. I may not even need to testify after all. Which works best for me for maintaining Bruce Wayne. I'll probably say or do something during my testimony that will expose me as the goddamn Batman. And I definitely DO have a bias. The delusional bimbos at my job participate in social manipulation. They also have no passion for fitness. So I am definitely biased against them.

Researching the law is a pain in the ass. I'm not sure if I can successfully sue the Spoiled Brat on my own. I may need to hire a lawyer after all. FML.

Here's something that I found regarding the testimony of whistleblowers:

"This is the role that whistleblowers play: Whistleblowers are the people who set off a process by telling the truth," said Rep. Jamie Raskin, D-Md., who has participated in the impeachment inquiry as a member of the Oversight Committee. "The whistleblower will go down in history as a hero for kicking off this process. But the whistleblower is no longer integral to the investigation in any way."

I may not necessarily have to testify. I'd speak with a lawyer, but I cannot pay them. So I will have to speak with the prosecutor. See what they think.

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Updated my current program pdf

Version 20221207.0941.EST

https://we.tl/t-25i1HyyvDX

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221207

09 - calisthenics for cardio

10 - fat loss

Even though you cannot be in my life because fake benefactors will weaponize you against me, you are with me in spirit. I appreciate that. Good luck reverse-engineering my strategies, CORRUPT COP. You and the Agents of B.I.M.B.O. ain't WISE enough for this shit. Your CPUs are a piece of shit processor, an out-of-date computer. You ain't WISE enough to learn.

I am not an expert and am an amateur at best, and would appreciate advice on how to make these pdfs better from those with a better base of knowledge than I do when it comes to FITNESS/NUTRITION ONLY. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WILL BE IGNORED.

My line of thinking is that fake benefactors want me to testify, and real benefactors want to find a way to make it so I don't have to testify. The question is which faction has more power? They're both behind-the-scenes types. Both have agents. So let's see which faction has more power here. Let's see what happens when I meet the prosecutor.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/KXkDNDp

My best time yet! This is way more fun than wasting my life on selfish neighbors and selfish EMS workers and selfish women, all of whom are under the delusion that I owe them a relationship. That's how selfish and delusional they are. Because I don't owe anybody a relationship of any kind. Although I am curious about ranter and raver's Justice League. It might be a good fit if they stay in their lane and mind their own business.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/2KRR2kQ

I really need to talk to the prosecutor in-person. Over the phone is out because there are surveillance devices here that can listen in on my conversation with the prosecutor. I need to know if I really am required to testify. Because I see conflicting information, and I cannot pay a lawyer for advice. I need to know what my options are here. I need to see how I can maximize the probability of mission success.

Real or fake benefactors are recommending that I delete my thread on 8kun somehow, or apologize for what I posted on it. I will not apologize for any of it. It needed to be said. Now let's see how the world reacts during the fucking trial as the goddamn Batman takes the fucking stage...

... while masquerading as Bruce Wayne, LOL. Who still will not apologize for any of that 8kun thread. TROLOLOLOL.

I need to take a break. So stay here, I'll be back.

Fake benefactors FAILED to meet MY EXPECTATIONS. They're TOO STUPID for college, TOO STUPID for trade schools, and TOO STUPID to find a better way. That's why they worked 3 jobs just to stay afloat.

I EXCEEDED my damn expectations. I am such a badass that nobody can make me do anything that I don't fucking want to do. I have become my own damn hero.

I am SUPERIOR to my enemies. And they wonder why I reject their ways. Their ways are the ways of the failure.

Me enemies want me to live up to their expectations. They want me to put effort and try to become a prominent man of society. They're TOO FUCKING STUPID to understand my psychology.

Since when have I ever cared about other people's expectations of me? Since when have I ever cared about other people's standards? Since when do other people matter more than me?

MY EXPECTATIONS are what I care about. MY STANDARDS are what I care about. I gain nothing but hardships by chasing after prominence. I gain no happiness by wearing a suit and tie or a collared shirt. I have no reason to put effort into things that don't matter. Chasing after prominence does not result in mission success. Wearing a suit and tie or a collared shirt makes me look like an ass-kisser. Hoodies and jeans are SUPERIOR to suits and ties or collared shirts.

IDGAF about YOUR EXPECTATIONS. I only care about MY EXPECTATIONS. You should kys because I will never care about YOUR approval. Only MY approval matters.

I just completed another Sudoku on Evil:

https://ibb.co/6gJ4g9b

They made it more challenging! Now I really get to see what I can do! I made 1/3 mistakes and had to use all the hints, though. 😢 How about YOU, Spoiled Brat? Have you tried the newer version yet?

Living in a box is more fulfilling than wasting my life on the world. The world is just a fucking job to me. I do NOT want to fucking work for the rest of my fucking life.

"Fake benefactors", "enemies", "spoiled brat", "i am bruce wayne", "see you at trial" bro I love my vocabulairy weirdo, I am so annoying for my enemies by spamming this page and also making fun and reposting other people's rant, I really don't need therapy my guy, because trolling is my therapy.

Even though trolling is my therapy, I meant every word of my trolling. I will not apologize for any of it.

I just completed another Sudoku puzzle on Evil.

https://ibb.co/F3S8vP7

I wonder how the Spoiled Brat and her Agents of B.I.M.B.O. are faring against this new version. Only 3 mistakes before the game is over, and only 3 hints available.

You can call me spoiled all you want, but I earned all my fucking conveniences. I was never born with them. I EARNED a college degree, I EARNED a civil service job, and I EARNED all my fucking money necessary to PAY for my fucking conveniences. THAT MEANS THAT I FUCKING DESERVE THEM.

As of 20221208, I only met one person that has no problem with me "living in a box." Let's see how my extended family feels about my preferences. Because I have no reason to keep them in my life if they demand that I waste my life on the world. The world is a job, not my life. MY PREFERENCE is to "live in a box." It brings me joy and comfort. Fauci is not my hero. He will always be involved with the world, and never fully retire.

Women are the most selfish garbage in the world. Take a look at Stupid Loser Woman. She actually thinks that I am required to give her a chance. She actually thinks that I am required to marry her worthless ass and raise worthless kids with her. That's selfish. Since when are men required to abandon their dreams? My dream is to retire from the world forever so I can live happily in a box. Marriage and children will force me to deal with the world. The world is a fucking job, not my life. I am only happy when living in a box. I love living in a box. I will never waste my life on the world. Fauci is NOT my hero. He will never retire. He will always be involved with the world with his ass-kissing, dick-sucking suit and tie combination. He fucking looks like shit, and my enemies think that I want to dress like him. Hoodies and jeans are SUPERIOR to suits and ties. I do not respect the suit and tie. People who like suits and ties are ass-kissers and dick-suckers.

"What's wrong with roleplaying characters with calm, gentle, polite, quiet, and kind personalities?"

Nothing wrong with it, but you ain't my type so I have ruled you out of my life using logic.

"Being gentle doesn't mean you're boring!"

I never met a gentle person that was exciting.

"You don't have to prove your worth by fighting back with violence."

Chicken-shit Koward uses behind-the-back words. He's too much of a Koward for violence. I laugh at his kowardice.

"A gentle character should punch that bully in the face to assert dominance."

I dominated my bully. I proved to the world that I'M the badass and my bully is a Chicken-shit Koward.

"That talking things out never works."

Talk is cheap, action speaks louder than words.

"That choosing to walk away after getting punched is cowardly."

You ARE a koward.

"That being polite and kind won't get you the girls/boys."

Girls mean nothing to me.

"Nice guys finish last."

I will end up with the Brat's money, so I will retire soon.

"idk what to do, im dating this girl and we’ve had a lot of problems over the two years we’ve been together and im at a point in my life where i feel like i need time to just be by myself and better myself on my own, but at the same time i don’t want to abandon and hurt her. i know i should come first bc ik it’s my life and i should do what i think is best for me but she’s been by my side through everything and i feel it would be good to be by myself but also i feel like my whole life would shift and things would be totally different, but to that i’m not completely opposed. idk what i wanna do"

2 year of problems is a sign that you two are not compatible. Just walk away. Dump her. It either works or it doesn't. It clearly doesn't work between you two, so why even keep trying? You can't transmute lead into gold. It's impossible. What you two have is lead.

BLAH BLAH BLAH uhm hello? you're not in the position to tell me what to do, fake benefactors. YADDA YADDA YADDA you are insecure about how I'm better than you so you try to drag me down, JIBBA JABBA

20221209 Fri. Workout

07:44-09:34

Round 2, week 1, day 3 (new naming convention, see here: https://we.tl/t-25i1HyyvDX)

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:2,R:2

4lbs-L:3,R:3

4lbs-L:12,R:12

Dips

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:10reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:8reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total):10reps

45lbs(90total):10reps

65lbs(130total):10reps

85lbs(170total):10reps

87.5lbs(175total):10reps

DBOHP

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

27.5lbs-L:10,R:10

32.5lbs-L:10,R:10

37.5lbs-L:9,R:9

DB rows

25lbs-L:10,R:10

45lbs-L:10,R:10

65lbs-L:10,R:10

75lbs-L:10,R:10

77.5lbs-L:0,R:DNA

Single-legged calve raises

15lbs-L:30,R:30

Single-armed DBOH triceps ext.

15lbs-L:10,R:10

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

20lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

25lbs-L:10,R:10

DB biceps curls

15lbs-L:10,R:10

17.5lbs-L:10,R:10

20lbs-L:10,R:10

22.5lbs-L:10,R:10

25lbs-L:10,R:10

My enemies want me to believe that the bold lead the way. That's fucking stupid. The bold live their lives on their own terms and never GAF about how others feel about it. I will live life on MY terms: in a box. And I will never GAF about becoming a leader. That's how BOLD I am. I am so bold that IDGAF about YOUR expectations. I am so bold that IDGAF about YOUR approval. I am so bold that I only care about MY approval. I have my approval. I have become so badass that nobody can stop me from living in a box. Fauci is NOT my hero. He will never fully retire and always be involved with the world in some way. Have you seen the way that he dresses? An ass-kissing, dick-sucking suit and tie combination. I do NOT want to be like him. I want to be ME. I am my own damn hero.

The Spoiled Brat have become such a liar nowadays. like she lies and spreads false allegations for everything and it makes her life easier, but i will win the damn trial anyway.

Women who want to date me are fucking stupid. I want to retire from the world forever so I can live happily in a box. How is having a girlfriend, wife, or kid going to help me with that goal? Stupid Loser Woman is fucking delusional. She wants to ruin my life with marriage and children, and she thinks that I will tolerate her worthless presence in my life. You really are one Stupid Loser Woman. You can't form logical thoughts. Being more than a delusional piece of shit involves knowing that if you want to ruin my life with marriage and children, that I will want nothing to do with you. You don't work that way. But you can form delusional thoughts. Such as believing that I will allow you to ruin my fucking life with marriage and children. How is marriage and children going to help me retire from the world and live happily in a box? Because marriage and children will bring the world to me. FUCK YOU. I will snap you out of your delusions at some point during the trial on TV.

i know spoiled brat loses the trial -THE FUCKING TROLL, MAN!

i feel like i’m in touch with all of my emotions. when people talk to me i just feel furious that they are delusional enough to think that I even want them in my fucking life. i just snap at them for being too fucking stupid to read my fucking social cues

BLAH BLAH BLAH I have a sense of urgency to keep going through my things in anticipation of the upcoming arrests of my fake family YADDA YADDA YADDA so I need to go do shit now.

Stay here, I'll be back.

I don't have time to parody anything here today. I only came here to post this:

My mission in life is to build a life where I live in solitude in a box with my offensively feminine hair. Let's see what Big Loser recommends on how I can achieve that goal:

Join the Air Force

Marriage

Benjamin and David

Finding a woman to be with

Do you see how stupid he is? His advice will not help me live a life of solitude in a box with my offensively feminine long hair. Not only is Big Loser a fucking goddamned asshole for not minding his own fucking business, when he actually speaks, he says the most worthless fucking bullshit in the world.

You need to shut your fucking mouth, Big Loser. I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ADVICE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR FUCKING INPUT ON MY LIFE. IDGAF ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT MY LIFE. I LOVE MY LIFE. WHEN YOU SPEAK, EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAY IS FUCKING STUPID. YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO ADVISE ME ON LIFE. SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.

I don't have as much time to troll these days, so I am only here to post this:

There is never a reason to fix my bed every day. Fixing my bed every day is like wearing a suit and tie: just more ass-kissing, dick-sucking bullshit that cares about looking clean and pristine for other ass-kissers and dick-suckers.

I refuse to make my bed every day. I refuse to make my bed ANY day. That is how I will live my life after acquiring the Spoiled Brat's money: a life of offensively long hair in a box in solitude with no ass-kissing bullshit like a horrible suit and tie or collared shirt. I won't ever fix my bed every day. I won't fix my bed ANY day. I will simply get a sleeping bag, so it doesn't even matter what happens to the mattress.

People who fix their bed every day are like people who enjoy suits and ties: ass-kissers and dick-suckers. Watch me discard from my life anybody that wants me to fix my bed.

I don't have time to parody anything right now, so I only came here to post this:

I DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. I will NOT be giving up ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ON MY LIST TO DONATE. If anybody tries to take from me an item that I refuse to donate, stand-your-ground laws apply, AND I FUCKING KILL YOU TO DEFEND MY PROPERTY FROM THEFT. If anybody tries to get me to donate something that I refuse to donate, I will fucking abandon Project: Free Action Figures, and NOBODY will get anything from me ever again. Once I acquire the Brat's money, IT WILL BE ALL ABOUT ME. I will NEVER sacrifice my own happiness for anybody. I am NOT a hero. I am only here to do a solid. If doing you a solid causes me pain and suffering, THEN FUCK YOU. If doing you a solid causes me pain and suffering, THEN I ABANDON PROJECT: FREE ACTION FIGURES and NOBODY will get anything from me after I get the Brat's money and retire forever. I FUCKING DESERVE HAPPINESS. I AM NOT GIVING UP THE JUPITER NO MATTER WHAT.

I don't have time to parody anything right now, so I'm only here to post this:

The Jupiter is SUPERIOR to the Retaliator. I have no reason to give up the Jupiter. Frankly, you should be fucking grateful that I'm even giving you the Retaliator. If you have a problem with my charity, then you do NOT DESERVE MY FUCKING CHARITY. I FUCKING DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. I FUCKING DESERVE TO HAVE NICE THINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN I FUCKING EARNED THAT MONEY NECESSARY TO BUY MY NICE THINGS. YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE JUPITER. YOU DID NOT FUCKING PAY FOR IT. BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M EVEN GIVING YOU THE RETALIATOR. BECAUSE I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ABANDONING PROJECT: FREE ACTION FIGURES IF PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO SACRIFICE MY OWN HAPPINESS FOR THEM. MY HAPPINESS MATTERS. FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY.

I don't have time right now to parody anything, I'm just here to post this:

neighbors and co-workers are strangers. If they actually knew me, they would understand that they have no fucking place in my life. They are all just a fucking job to me. They are not my life. If you think that you can convince me to stop living in a box, then you don't fucking know me, and we are strangers.

Also, I am NOT required to donate any action figures or toys to anybody. If you don't like the terms of my project, then STFU and GTFO. If you're not grateful that I am even giving you the Retaliator, then STFU and GTFO. Because I am NOT required to give you anything to begin with. Project: Free Action Figures is a form of charity. I am NOT required to even do it. So if you don't like what I'm offering, then go somewhere else. Because I am NOT required to even do this for anybody. That means that I can terminate the project for any reason that I fucking want to.

I don't have time to parody anything right now, I am only here to post this:

if you're too fucking stupid to tell by now, I don't tolerate imperfections. The Vita is not perfect. When I hit crouch, my character does not stay crouched because assholes make him stand back up to throw off my aim and ruin my s-rank run. When I hit save, my data is corrupted because assholes corrupt my data to persecute me for being better than them. And look how I threw away Big Loser and my fake family for never supporting my dreams of long hair and solitude in a box. Do you get it yet? I don't tolerate imperfections. I want the perfect fucking gaming experience. I want the perfect fucking fit with people. If you have a problem with my long hair and solitude in a box, then you are NOT a perfect fit for me, and I replace you with better options. Like I replaced the Vita with my PSP. I don't tolerate incompatibility. I discard bad options and replace them with PERFECT FITS.

20221212 Mon. workout

06:17-08:02

Round 2, week 2, day 1

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:11,R:11

Dips

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:7reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:7reps

DBSLDL

25lbs(50total):10reps

45lbs(90total):IDR if I did this one, brain fog (3 hours of sleep last night)

65lbs(130total):10reps

85lbs(170total):10reps

90lbs(180total):7reps

DBOHP

20lbs-L:10,R:10

25lbs-L:10,R:10

30lbs-L:10,R:10

35lbs-L:10,R:10

40lbs-L:3,R:3

DB rows

25lbs-L:10,R:10

45lbs-L:10,R:10

65lbs-L:10,R:10

77.5lbs-L:10,R:10

80lbs-L:7,R:6

I don't have time to parody anything lately. It turns out that the trial is approaching sooner than I thought, so calorie restriction should be the priority. I'm cutting some accessories. I will do the bare minimum just to maintain fitness. I need to be ready for trolling. So calorie restriction is my priority. I can focus on size and strength AFTER the trial.

I don't have time to parody anything lately, but I am only here to post this:

I refuse to apologize to my garbage neighbors or my garbage co-workers. IDGAF if they all lie on the stand during the trial. We all know that they are not deserving of a place in my life. We all know that I don't need them in order for me to live in a box. How are my neighbors or co-workers going to help me achieve a life in a box with long hair and solitude? They can't help me get what I want because they are completely worthless for my goals. I don't need them for anything. They offer me nothing that I want. Can you believe that these assholes offer me small talk and expect me to want them in my life? How is small, insignificant conversation going to help me achieve a life in a box with long hair and solitude? These people are completely worthless. I don't even owe them anything, so why the fuck should I give myself to these worthless people?

20221214 Wed. workout

08:15-08:44

Round 2, week 2, day 2

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:9,R:9

Dips

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:12reps

4lbs:9reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:7reps

No time to parody anything lately (I didn't even show up here yesterday), the trial is fast approaching and I need to not only get my waist down to 30 inches or below, but I need to make other preparations. Waist measured in at 30 12/16 inches this morning. When I get down to a 30 or below, I'm going to document it and post a picture on quickrant and on 8kun. That way, I document my legend in case I am unable to maintain the waist until the trial. For my workout, I'm just doing the bare minimum to maintain fitness. Cutting calories doesn't help with training, so I'm only doing the primary work and have dropped the accessories.

I don't have time to parody anything lately, but I am only here to post this:

the best alternative to putting up with the Chicken-shit Koward was to kick his ass. He now fears me. I love that shit. I have no regrets. It set me back 7 years, but I got a job with civil service. And now, with the Trial of the Spoiled Brat approaching, my retirement is inevitable. It doesn't matter if it's by an inch or by a mile. Winning is winning. I will never apologize to the Chicken-shit Koward. If I am forced to testify on the stand, I will shit on him. I will tell the whole world that he is twice my size but half the man. He uses kowardly behind the back bullshit because he ain't man enough to do anything right to my face. He has no empathy for me, so I will have no empathy for him. He's just a Kowardly bully that begs for his fucking life and hides behind police protection when I stand up against him. He's twice my size but half the man. He fucking fears me. I love that shit.

20221216 Fri. workout

05:52-06:26

Wave 2, week 2, day 3

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:11,R:11

Dips

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:12reps

4lbs:8reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:10reps

4lbs:7reps

I have no time to parody anything anymore. I am in preparation for the Trial of the Spoiled Brat, and also need to get my waist as small as possible for trolling purposes. I am going to do calisthenics every day. This will burn more calories and help me accumulate more weekly volume. I trained in such a manner back in undergrad prior to beginning my weightlifting journey and was able to bulk slowly while staying lean, so I am hoping that adopting that strategy again will help me lean out quicker. Because I have less than a week before arrests, and the trial is fast approaching. So each wave in volume is now 7 days for each of the 3 weeks, instead of 3 days for each of the 3 weeks.

I don't have time to parody anything lately, so I will just post this:

Big Loser was weaponized against me by my enemies. He refuses to shut the fuck up about wanting me to waste my life on finding a woman to be with, so I have no problem with sending him to prison to die. His death GUARANTEES that he can never argue with me or lecture me again. I don't tolerate arguments or lectures from anybody. If someone doesn't know to mind their own fucking business, they are gone from my life so I don't have to put up with arguments or lectures. We are not a perfect fit if you want me to waste my life on women. It either works or it doesn't. It clearly doesn't work between me and Big Loser, so why even keep trying? I will send him to prison to die so I can GUARANTEE that he can never argue with me or lecture me ever again about anything. You should've learned to mind your own fucking business, Big Loser. You should've learned to shut your fucking mouth.

I don't have time to parody anything lately, but here is a rant:

I'm not withdrawing from society, I was never a part of it, you stupid pieces of shit. I ALWAYS saw the world as just a job. Do you know what I did after school? I went home to live in a box. Do you know what I did after work? I went home to live in a box. Do you see where I'm going with this? I never even voted before in my entire fucking life. What makes you assholes think that I was ever a part of society? I will not claim Alzheimer's during the trial. I will just tell people the truth: I was never a part of society. Society was always a job to me. I'm not normal. I function at my best in a box. I am happiest in a box. You will never make me normal. Normal life is hell. I reject normal life. I reject normal people. I choose happiness. I choose life in a fucking box. If I am put on the stand, I will shit on the world. They will know how I really felt about them all my life.

20221217 Sat. workout

06:34-07:10

Round 2, week 2, day 4

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:14,R:14

4lbs-L:10,R:10

Dips

4lbs:1rep

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:9reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:7reps

4lbs:6reps

I don't have time to parody anything, but I am being prevented from posting on 8kun, so I am preparing hard copies of certain rants that I will be reading when I'm on TV for the Trial of the Spoiled Brat.

I have no time to parody, I am just here to post this:

So who in that group of witnesses are going to demand things from me? Things like "give everybody a chance" or "go out on a date with me!" Because once someone makes a demand of me, I do the opposite to spite them. It's why my hair is going down to my lower back. It's why I threw out my suit and tie and all my collared shirts. It's why I threw out my fucking mattress. Do you see how this works? Do you understand my psychology yet? If you demand that I do something, I will simply do the opposite to spite you. I live for spite. All I care about is spite. If you even try to discuss or debate with me about anything, I just throw you out of my life forever to shut you up forever. Look at Big Loser. He constantly argues and discusses and debates with me about my life. As if my life is even his business. Nobody cares about your opinions, Big Loser. SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND STOP TALKING.

No time to parody, so I'm just here to post this:

Divorce is stupid. There is nothing comfortable or convenient about a divorce. Do you know what's more convenient? Never getting married. By never getting married, I can walk away at any time. That's very comfortable and very convenient. Divorce costs time and money. That is not comfortable or convenient. Instant abandonment is instantaneous. That is a very fast and efficient way of terminating a relationship. Divorce is not fast and not instantaneous. Divorce is a very inconvenient option for terminating a relationship. The smart move is to never get married. That way, I can walk away at any time. That is so comfortable and so convenient. I only seek out the most comfortable and most convenient options. Once an option causes me inconvenience, I discard it and replace it with a more efficient solution. It's why I have no friends or a girlfriend. Solitary life in a box is very comfortable and convenient.

I don't have time right now to parody, I am only here to post this:

here's what I think about wasting my life on people: 🖕Money is more important than people. Money leads to retirement. Retirement leads to freedom. Freedom leads to happiness. People are just a job. I have no reason to work for the rest of my fucking life when retirement is just over the horizon after I acquire the Brat's money. Fuck people. I will never smile at them. I will give them the fucking middle finger if they cannot mind their own fucking goddamned business. Since when am I required to devote my life to people? Since when do I owe anybody anything? If the garbage of the world strongly feel that I owe them friendship or a date, why won't they take me to court and sue me for it? Because we all know that I am right: I don't owe anybody friendship or a date.

20221219 Mon. workout

07:12-08:02

Wave 2, week 3, day 2

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:11,R:11

4lbs-L:9,R:9

Dips

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:7reps

4lbs:7reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:5reps

4lbs:4reps

No time to parody anything lately. Too much shit to do before the trial arrives. But here's a free tip, BUDDY: calories, sodium, and sleep all affect reduction in waist circumference. Any of those factors can fuck you over the next morning.

AND THANK YOU WEIRDO AND ANGRY MAN. IDK WHY YOU WOULD EVEN CARE ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE ME, BUT PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ME ARE RARE. I WISH THAT WE COULD MEET. I AM PROJECTED TO HAVE MONEY INCOMING WITHIN THE NEXT 18 MONTHS. I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND SOME ON YOU.

I don't have time to parody, I am only here to post this: Big Loser taught me that the only way to shut someone up is to throw them out of my life forever. So here's my policy on people: if you tell me to find a woman to be with, you are gone from my life forever. If you tell me to give everyone a chance, you are gone from my life forever. If you tell me to stop living in a box, you are gone from my life forever. I will not waste my life arguing with you. I will simply reclassify you as a garbage piece of shit that does not support me and my dreams. Big Loser taught me that arguing with trash accomplishes nothing. The smart move is to throw him away so he can never argue with me again. Relationships either work or they don't. It doesn't work between me and Big Loser. So why even keep trying? He never supports my dreams of life in a box. He wants me to waste my life on people. The solution to garbage in my life is to throw out the trash. That way, there are no arguments or lectures.

No time to parody, only here to post this: my enemies say that money isn't everything, but they fail to produce someone to help me achieve my dream of retired life in a box. Retired life in a box is what I want. Show me how people are more important than money. Show me how people can help me achieve retired life in a box. Because having a wife and kid will ruin my fucking life. Money will save me. It will make my life very comfortable and very convenient. Show me how people matter more than money. Prove to me that people will make my life extremely comfortable and extremely convenient. Because I reject any option that leads to hardships and inconveniences.

No time to parody anything, I am just here to post this: trying new things is fucking stupid. I already know what I like and what I don't like. So what is the point of wasting my fucking time on trying new things? Life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, you can rule out permutations as you eliminate incorrect solutions. By using logic, I have ruled out short hair and oversized clothes because I KNOW they are wrong for me. I've seen other men with short hair and oversized clothes. I have no fucking desire to look like that. I love long hair and slim fit clothes. There is no reason for me to try short hair. There is no reason for me to try oversized clothes. Trying something that I already KNOW that I hate will be just a fucking waste of time. Only stupid people need to try new things. Smart people already know what they like and don't like by using logical thinking.

20221220 Tues. workout

08:22-09:10

Wave 2, week 3, day 3

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:10,R:10

4lbs-L:9,R:9

Dips

4lbs:12reps

4lbs:6reps

4lbs:5reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:4reps

4lbs:5reps

No time to parody anything lately, I have a lot to do before the trial. But I will release an updated pdf of my current workout later today. I don't think my writing was as explicit as it needed to be to make it more accessible to people. So I will make my workout pdf more explicit so it can be more accessible to anybody that wants my advice. Keep in mind, that I am an amateur and not a professional fitness person. So my advice is something that you should take with a grain of salt. I just want to try and help real supporters. IDGAF if my enemies have these pdfs. Helping real supporters is more important than withholding information from my enemies. They're dumbasses, anyway. They'll never make it work.

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Updated my current program pdf

Version 20221220.0943.EST

https://we.tl/t-xubPs2TKX8

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221207

09 - calisthenics for cardio

10 - fat loss

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Weirdo and Angry Man. I do not know why you even care about me, but it is very much appreciated. If I didn't have enemies that can weaponize you against me, I would love to meet you. I am projected to have money incoming within the next 18 months or so. I would love to spend some on you. FUCK YOU, FAKE BENEFACTORS. I can never meet my REAL friends because you exist. I'll be watching my fucking back for the rest of my fucking life. FUCK YOU.

No time to parody, I am only here to post this: Big Loser does not deserve a chance. He's had over 10 chances already. He blew it all by arguing with me over finding a woman to be with. He is proof that nobody deserves a second chance. If you refuse to shut the fuck up after I said "no" the first time, then you are too fucking stupid to be in my life. "NO" means "NO." It does NOT mean keep arguing with me. It means shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of my life. Those were Big Loser's options. He chose to not shut the fuck up. So I threw him out of my life. Giving people second chances is stupid.

No time to parody anything anymore. I am just here to post this picture of myself to troll my enemies:

https://ibb.co/mB2pWsr

What do you think, BUDDY? Do I look great? How are YOU doing with your fitness goals?

To my REAL SUPPORTERS. Know that I had a waist that was bigger than 40 inches for many years. With a little bit of luck, a little bit of skill, and a little bit of concentrated power of will, I am getting into the best shape of my life. You can do it too! Never give up! I believe in you!

Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

20221221 Wed. workout

06:31-07:18

Wave 2, week 3, day 4

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:9,R:9

4lbs-L:5,R:5

Dips

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:5reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:6reps

4lbs:4reps

I have no time to parody anything anymore. I have lots of shit to do while still trying to have some fun in my life. But in case the admin deleted my pic, here it is again:

https://ibb.co/mB2pWsr

I be trollin', and my enemies be hatin'. But that's okay. I'll just keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin'...

To my REAL SUPPORTERS. I once had a waist that was bigger than 40 inches for many years. If you need help with fitness goals, hit me up on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

If I can do this, you can do it too. I believe in you! Good luck! 💪

No time to parody, so here's what I've got to rant about: life is like a Sudoku game. By using logic, you can reduce the amount of permutations available as you rule out incorrect solutions. By using logic, I rule out things that I KNOW are wrong for me, so I never waste my fucking time or money on "trying new things." I already know that I hate masculine haircuts, oversized clothes, dating, marriage, and parenthood. There is no fucking reason for me to ever try those things. It's just a fucking waste of time and money. Only stupid people try everything. Smart people use logical thinking and only try things that they KNOW are right for them. I have no reason to even try masculine haircuts, oversized clothes, dating, marriage, or parenthood. I am super smart. I already know that I hate that garbage. Let's be real: if you do not look good in fitted clothes, you are a fat piece of shit that hides his gut behind oversized clothes. I have a small waist. I'm not going to hide my sexiness.

No time to parody, here's my rant: my enemies think that IDC about my appearance. They are just TOO STUPID to know that my standards differ from their standards. I want to be a well-dressed man. Squall Leonhart is MY IDEA of a well-dressed man. When I compare Squall's look to a suit-and-tie look, Squall is the well-dressed man while the suit-and-tie asshole looks like an ass-kissing, dick-sucking piece of shit. I want to be a well-dressed man. My enemies can mock me for "being feminine," but I'm more badass than them. I was man enough to risk myself against someone twice my size. I didn't ask for permission to fight. Have my enemies ever been badass like me, or are they cowards? Squall wears a cropped jacket and is NOT a pussy. He ALWAYS stands his ground when Seifer bullies him. Remember FF8's intro? That was Squall standing his ground. Wearing a cropped jacket does not make Squall or me less of a man. Just because you don't understand my style, it doesn't make my style wrong.

No time to parody. Here is my rant: judgment-free zone my ass. My enemies judge me for "being feminine," so I judge them for being a fucking coward that hides behind bullshit instead of fighting me like a man. You want me to change and be like you? Come up to my fucking face and make me, you fucking coward. I will never be a coward like you. I will never be a fat fuck like you. If you can't look good in a fitted shirt, you are a fat piece of shit that hides his gut behind oversized clothes. If you need permission to fight, then you are a fucking coward that hides like a bitch. If you are not willing to risk yourself to fight against someone twice your size, you are a fucking coward. My enemies judge me as "feminine," so I will judge them right back as being fat fuck cowards.

No time to parody. Here is my rant: there is no reason to try new things. I hated every new thing that I ever tried. I hate masculine haircuts. I hate oversized clothes. I hate suits and ties. And women bore me or piss me off so much that now I hate women. I hated every new thing that I fucking tried, so why even bother? Trying new things has a proven track record of pissing me off. Sticking to what makes me happy has a proven track record of making me happy. There is no reason to try new things ever again. I hated every new fucking thing that I ever tried. Smart people don't need to try new things. They already know what they like and know what they fucking hate.

Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

My dream is life in a box. Let's see what Big Loser's advice is:

Join the Air Force

Give everybody a chance

Find a woman to be with

Try marriage

Big Loser has no wisdom. He is one stupid piece of shit if he thinks that his advice will help me live in a box. Giving Big Loser a second chance was worthless. I gave him over 10 chances to shut the fuck up, and every time that I gave him a chance to shut the fuck up, he talks to me about dating. Giving Big Loser another chance will accomplish nothing. The only way to make him shut the fuck up about dating was to throw his worthless ass out of my life. He hasn't argued with me over dating ever since then. That is proof that nobody deserves a second chance. I gave Big Loser over 10 second chances to never talk to me about dating ever again. But every time that I give him a second chance, he ends up talking to me about dating. Giving people second chances is fucking stupid. If it doesn't work between us, why keep trying?

20221222 Wed. workout

10:56-11:49

Wave 2, week 3, day 5

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:16,R:16

4lbs-L:10,R:10

4lbs-L:8,R:8

Dips

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:7reps

4lbs:5reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:8reps

4lbs:5reps

4lbs:4reps

No time to parody, I have things to do. But here is my picture again for trolling purposes:

https://ibb.co/mB2pWsr

I am considering posting a picture of my legs. Even in a compression shirt, the shirt hides the details of my torso. And even in tight jeans, the jeans hide the details of my legs. So I am considering posting a picture of my bare legs. We'll see what happens.

To my REAL SUPPORTERS. Know that I had a waist that was bigger than 40 inches for many years. With a little bit of luck, a little bit of skill, and a little bit of concentrated power of will, I am getting into the best shape of my life. You can do it too! Never give up! I believe in you!

Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

20221223 Fri. workout

09:32-10:17

Wave 2, week 3, day 6

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:9,R:9

4lbs-L:8,R:8

Dips

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:8reps

4lbs:5reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:5reps

4lbs:4reps

No time to parody. I have things to do while still trying to have some fun in my life. I have decided that Malaysia is a goal after all. While my enemies have global influence, they want me in the States. That means that if I leave the States, that their power to ruin my life is not as strong. So I will try my luck in Malaysia. I'll bet that I can get the perfect gaming experience in Malaysia, requiring no customer support.

My workout spreadsheets not only track repetition records, but they also track Wilks coefficients for my primary lifts now. Even though I lost some absolute strength from dieting down, my Wilks coefficients for the lifts above went up.

Women are completely worthless. They are all the same. They all want marriage, sex, cohabitation, and view the world as their life instead of merely a job to retire from. People wonder why I make no effort into finding a woman to be with. The reason is that they are all the same: worthless. Since when can a woman help me retire and live life in a box? What women want and what I want are not the same. We are on different paths and women have no place in my life. Having a girlfriend or a wife will ruin my fucking life. There is no reason to put effort into finding a woman to be with. What is the fucking point when they are all the same? If I don't like one woman, I won't like all women. They are all the same. Show me a woman that hates marriage, hates sex, hates cohabitation, and views the world as just a job to retire from. There is no such thing as a woman that is unique. They are all the same: worthless. I thank Darwin every day that I don't have the burden of a girlfriend.

No time to parody anymore, here is my rant: my enemies chase after size and strength at the expense of aesthetics. That's why they wear oversized shirts: to hide their fat fuck potbellied guts. My primary fitness goal is aesthetics. Strength is a secondary goal. I will not sacrifice visible abs just to have size and strength. It is possible to have it all. Alpha Destiny is proof that it is possible to have size, strength, and visible abs. I refuse to sacrifice visible abs for size and strength. I refuse to be a disgusting fat piece of shit just to have a high powerlifting total. Here is a recent photo of me:

https://ibb.co/mB2pWsr

I look sexy as fuck. I do not have an elite powerlifting total, but my strength is better than the average and thoroughly unremarkable of the world. I EARNED an above average physique and a strength level that is superior to most. I am okay with never being elite. I refuse to become a fat piece of shit for size and strength.

20221224 Sat. workout

09:58-10:49

Wave 2, week 3, day 7

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:15,R:15

4lbs-L:10,R:10

4lbs-L:9,R:9

Dips

4lbs:11reps

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:7reps

Chin-ups

4lbs:9reps

4lbs:6reps

4lbs:5reps

No time to parody, but I already hit the progression indicators for these exercises earlier in the wave, so I am going to proceed to the next wave tomorrow. That's 8lbs external load starting at just 1 work set per exercise to start.

Fun fact: I gained almost 4 pounds from yesterday and my waist circumference only bumped up by 2/16 inches. So that means that the weight gained must have been mostly LBM. Because if it was mostly fat, my waist would have suffered greatly. Training every day has its advantages. This variation of my calisthenics routine in undergrad seems to be ideal for me. So maybe I should specialize in weighted calisthenics and supplement with weights for accessory work from now on. Then I get the best of both worlds.

This is my Yamato 12-inch Solid Snake action figure from the Konami Doll Collection:

https://ibb.co/vw9LhxV

https://ibb.co/CtpG6RZ

Look how cool he is!

This figure is still impressive for using 20-year-old toy design technology (2002). The body is as articulated as a modern action figure. Solid Snake was never as built as Big Boss in Shinkawa's art, so I am okay with this action figure being kind of thin.

The shoulder articulation is held back by the rubber vest. I removed the shoulder pads to improve aesthetics and articulation. If the rubber vest was made of leather, the range of motion at the shoulders would be better. But then the cost of production and the cost of the figure goes up.

The SOCOM pistol has a removable suppressor and LAM. The suppressor and LAM prevents the pistol from fitting into the holster, so you need to detach them and store them in pockets on the holster. No removable magazine. No moving slide.

No time to parody. Here is my rant: Big Loser is a stupid piece of shit. He saw me throw my Meddling Father out of my life forever for setting me up on a blind date, and Big Loser thinks that this means that I want a worthless girlfriend. That's why after I threw my Meddling Father out of my life for setting me up on a blind date, Big Loser decides to take up my Meddling Father's cause and argue with me over finding a woman to be with. A smart person can see where I'm going with this: I threw Big Loser out of my life forever. If I threw away my own father for setting me up on a blind date, what makes Big Loser think that I will keep Big Loser around for arguing with me over dating? What makes Big Loser think that I even want to date when I threw away my own father for setting me up on a blind date? Big Loser is TOO FUCKING STUPID to be in my life. He does NOT deserve another chance. If given another chance, he will just argue with me again over finding a woman to be with.

No time to parody, here is my rant: a girlfriend or a wife are the most worthless types of human. My goal is to retire forever so I can live in a box. Show me how a girlfriend or a wife can help me achieve this goal. Because having a girlfriend or a wife will make it so that my dreams will never come true. A girlfriend or a wife is just a barrier to happiness. They do not contribute to happiness. I don't even need a girlfriend or a wife, so that makes them worthless. A girlfriend or a wife is like an empty bag of potato chips. There is no reason to keep it because it's trash, so I will throw them in the fucking trash where they belong. I don't want or need a worthless girlfriend or a worthless wife. They are the most worthless types of human. Having a girlfriend or a wife will never help me achieve my dream of retirement from the world. They will never help me achieve my dream of life in a box.

20221225 Sun. workout

09:10-09:33

Wave 3, week 1, day 1

Pistol squats

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:11,R:11 (PI exceeded)

Dips

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps (PI fail)

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:1rep

8lbs:7reps (PI fail)

No time to parody, no new rant for now. But I exceeded the progression indicator for pistol squats in this new wave. So now I have until the end of week 3 of this wave to hit or exceed the PIs for dips and chin-ups. If I cannot do that, then I have to repeat the entire wave after week 3 of this wave.

This is my Weaponizer Class Optimus Prime from the Transformers: Prime cartoon:

https://ibb.co/kDt3Tcx

https://ibb.co/41fNnxT

Look how cool he is!

I added some silver and blue paint to the figure to cover some of the bare plastic.

The TFP version of Optimus is probably my favorite version of him so far. He is a nice mix of old-school and new-school. The old-school shit are his red-and-blue color scheme and his personality. The new-school shit are the long-nosed truck alt-mode and his modern robot mode design.

This Optimus has a kid's gimmick that prevents the engineers from designing it to look better in both robot and alt-mode. The First Edition TFP Optimus has nice aesthetics, but is small and has the front wheels on the shoulders instead of the back. That is inaccurate to the show. Also, fake chest windows. The Robots in Disguise version has the front wheels on the back, but is small so the backpack can't fold up better.

No time to parody. Here is my rant: if you don't have visible abs, you are either pudgy or a fat piece of shit. You know that my enemies are fat pieces of shit when they wear oversized shirts to hide their disgusting fat fuck guts. I have a small waist. I have visible abs. There is no reason for me to wear oversized clothes. I'm NOT going to hide my sexiness. I love my form-fitting clothes. You don't see Batman wear a baggy costume. That would look fucking stupid. He wears a form-fitting costume. That looks fucking sexy. Only pudgy or fat people should wear oversized clothes. I actually WORKED HARD AND EARNED a body that is worth showing off. I'm NOT going to hide my sexiness:

https://ibb.co/mB2pWsr

No time to parody, here is my rant: if "finding a woman to be with" is a mandatory part of life, why is there no law that requires this? Relationships are an option, NOT a requirement. I owe women nothing, that's a fact. If I owe them a date, why won't they take me to court and sue me for it? Women are seriously flawed and refuse to work on their flaws, so why the fuck should I waste my life on women? Friendliness is a flaw. Garbage fitness levels are a flaw. No visible abs is a flaw. Wanting marriage and sex and cohabitation is a flaw. Refusing to live in a box is a flaw. Viewing the world as your life instead of merely a job is a flaw. Women are nothing but flaws, and they refuse to work on their flaws. So why the fuck should I waste my life on women? They will never be a perfect fit for me. They will always be flawed and incompatible. Relationships either work or they don't. It doesn't work with me and women, so why waste my time trying? We need to go our separate ways.

20221226 Mon. workout

08:29-08:48

Wave 3, week 1, day 2

Pistol squats (already hit PI 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:12,R:12

Dips

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:10reps (PI hit!)

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps (no PI hit 😢)

No time to parody. Here is my rant: I intend to publicly thank Pleasant Peasant, Weirdo, and Angry Man at some point during the trial on TV. I had a list of more people, but my enemies taught me to hate people so I deleted that list in anger. The only people that I remember are Pleasant Peasant, Weirdo, and Angry Man. IDK why you 3 even care, but it means something to me that you do. My own family lies to me and betrays me. So you 3 are worth more than my fake family. I wish circumstances were better so I could meet you all one day. IDK if you all care about fitness, gaming, and action figures, but I'm sure we could find something to do together. If you need fitness help, come find me on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

No time to parody, here is my rant: people who voluntarily go to therapy are pussies and cowards. You know they are weak pieces of shit when they need other people telling them what to do. A strong man doesn't need some asshole therapist telling him what to do. He decides for himself what to believe in and what to pass on. If I actually listened to people, I wouldn't have my perfect hairstyle or my perfect form-fitting clothes. I would be miserable with a masculine hair cut and disgusting oversized clothes if all I did was listen to people. Listening to people is fucking stupid. Nobody knows what makes me happy except for ME. Offensively effeminate hair and form-fitting clothes make me happy. Dressing like Squall Leonhart makes me happy. He is the best-dressed man that I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I will never be happy looking like an ass-kissing, dick-sucking piece of shit with a suit and tie. Listening to people is fucking stupid. Therapy is fucking stupid.

20221227 Tues. workout

08:45-09:04

Wave 3, week 1, day 3

Pistol squats (already hit PI on 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:11,R:11

Dips (already hit PI on 20221226)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:7reps (no PI hit 😢)

No time to parody, here is my rant: I am functioning on no sleep for over 24 hours now. I am feeling some adverse affects from that. But life is short, and I do not want to waste it on sleep. I want to be awake as much as possible to enjoy my life in a box. I recently discovered that the new console that I purchased was tampered with by my enemies, and that it is rare to have a reliable console now. So I guess I may as well play on both reliable and unreliable consoles, I just need to back up my data frequently in case my enemies try to fuck me over with big-assed inconveniences of data loss. Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

No time to parody, here is my rant: I am currently replaying Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and I just acquired a HUGE ADVANTAGE in the game: infinite ammo for all weapons that I find. I earned this through the Mercenaries mini-game, grinding for money to buy the infinite ammo bundle. This is what life is all about: acquiring as many advantages as possible so you can live your best life. Only stupid people throw away all their money and modern conveniences to live a hard life. Smart people acquire as many advantages as possible so they can live their best life. Watch me retire forever to live happily in a box after acquiring the huge advantage that is the Spoiled Brat's money. Life is short. Why waste my life on hardships and inconveniences when I can acquire the Brat's money and live life on easy mode? Smart people acquire as many advantages as possible so they can achieve their goals ASAP. Only stupid people sacrifice their advantages.

This is me in my favorite outfit so far:

https://ibb.co/PtwLK7f

I'm wearing men's jeans, men's compression shirt, and a woman's jacket. Squall Leonhart showed me that it's possible for a man to look great with a short jacket. But IRL, men's jackets don't come short. So I mix and match my clothes now for the ideal look: men's jeans, men's compression shirts, and women's jackets.

This is how I intend to show up on TV during the Trial of the Spoiled Brat. This look with my long hair makes me feel bold and confident. I fucking love this shit. I love this jacket so much that I sleep in it and now it's wrinkled, LOL. My enemies can mock me all they want for wearing a woman's jacket. But let's be real: I make this shit look good. How do my enemies dress? Oversized fat fuck suits and ties to hide their disgusting potbelly. They actually think that I would want to imitate their horrible sense of style. Can you spell "delusional?"

20221228 Wed. workout

09:06-09:25

Wave 3, week 1, day 4

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:13,R:13

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:10reps

Chin-ups

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:10reps (PI hit! 💪😀)

No time to parody, no new rant today. But I hit or exceeded the PIs for all primary lifts. So now after week 3 of this wave, I can move on to the next wave (12 pounds external load for work sets). I don't have to repeat this wave.

No time to parody, here is my rant: my enemies want me to fall in love. But how can I possibly fall in love with someone that wants to ruin my fucking life? Has anybody ever spoken to Stupid Loser Woman? She doesn't care about what I want. She wants to use me for marriage, sex, kids, and cohabitation. She wants to ruin my fucking life because she's a fucking piece of shit. I never made any attempt to ruin her life, but she wants to ruin my life. What a fucking bitch. Traditional women who want a traditional life would be fucking stupid if they pursue me. If what you want is tradition, why pursue someone who is never going to be traditional? Black-and-white thinking works great with people. People are either compatible with each other or they're not. Stupid Loser Woman and I are clearly not compatible, so why even waste our time trying? My enemies want me to fall in love. How can I possibly fall in love with some bitch that wants to ruin my fucking life?

20221229 Thurs. workout

10:06-10:24

Wave 3, week 1, day 5

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:11,R:11

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps

Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:8reps

Functioning on no sleep for over 24 hours now. Life is short, so I want to enjoy my life as much as possible. Been gaming a lot. Gaming, fitness, and action figures make life worth living. They are so much better than wasting my life on the world. The world is just a job, not my life. I use my job to finance my real life. That is all a job is. It is not my identity. It is something that I do to finance my real identity. When I retire, I will tell anybody that asks that I've been on public assistance since I was 18 years old, and I never had a fucking job in my life. My jobs are not my identity. I use them to finance my real identity.

No time to parody, here is my rant: people only put effort into things that matter. Nobody tries with anything that doesn't matter. Big Loser doesn't try to find a woman to be with because he knows that a girlfriend is the most worthless type of human. But Big Loser wants me to have a girlfriend. That's how I know that Big Loser is a fucking asshole. You know that a girlfriend is a worthless piece of shit that deserves no effort, and you want me to have a worthless piece of shit in my life. You are a fucking asshole, Big Loser. You know that a girlfriend will put my life on Nightmare Mode, and you want me to live a nightmare life. Real talk: money is important, women are not. Money will put my life on easy mode, and I will have fun every fucking day doing the same things: fitness, gaming, and action figures. Women will put my life on Nightmare Mode, and I will never know "fun" again because these bitches want me to try new things that I will never fucking like.

Me in a compression shirt:

https://ibb.co/S58XrD9

Me without it:

https://ibb.co/Cwhxmfy

Even a compression shirt hides the details of my torso. But either way, I look fucking great. There is no reason to try new things. I already found the perfect haircut and the perfect set of clothes. Trying new haircuts is fucking stupid. Why waste time on new haircuts when I already have the perfect haircut? Why waste time on disgusting oversized fat fuck clothes when I already have the perfect clothes? My goal with aesthetics is beauty. There is nothing beautiful about buzzcuts or mohawks or shaving half my head or with disgusting oversized fat fuck clothes. I gain nothing from trying ugly aesthetics when my goal is beauty. Why should a beautiful man disfigure himself with ugly haircuts and ugly clothes? That's fucking stupid. I hated every new thing that I ever tried in my fucking life. There is no reason to try new things ever again.

20221230 Fri. workout

10:10-10:28

Wave 3, week 1, day 6

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:12,R:12

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:11reps

Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps

No time to parody anymore, I'm trying to get shit done while still having fun in my life before the trial arrives. Currently playing Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and Metal Gear Solid: Integral.

Blue Circus Black Truck Commander:

With battle mask:

https://ibb.co/Ss3rbQn

No battle mask:

https://ibb.co/QHXwjvS

Alt-mode:

https://ibb.co/N97yt1Z

Look how cool he is! The Bayformer Optimus wasn't really Optimus anymore past the first film, but his modern alt-mode and modern robot mode make for a cool toy. This is an oversized black version of the MPM4 Optimus. It tabs in better in alt-mode compared to the Hasbro/Takara MPM4, so I think that it was based off of Legendary Toys' version of MPM4. The black makes this look even cooler for my preferences.

I own 3 versions of MPM4 and the BC version is the least expensive while also being of the best quality of the 3. The Has/Tak cannot tab very well in alt-mode and has a garbage paint job. The LT has loose smokestacks in robot mode. The BC has no physical problems, though it's paint job is not as impressive as LT's (no metallic sheen).

"I'll take you all on!":

https://ibb.co/XXgsGqz

There is no reason to try new things. Every time that I try new things, my mental health takes a hit. Having a horrible masculine haircut causes me pain and suffering. Having an offensively beautiful feminine haircut makes me feel bold and confident. Wearing disgusting oversized fat fuck clothes make me feel like shit. Wearing beautiful form-fitting clothes make me feel bold and confident. Wearing a suit and tie makes me feel like shit. Wearing a short, slim-fit leather jacket makes me feel bold and confident. Do you see where I'm going with this? Trying new things make me feel like shit. It ruins my mental health. I once felt like shit for a fucking year just waiting for my ugly masculine haircut to grow into a long and offensively beautiful hair-length. I will never try ugly masculine haircuts again. I refuse to feel like shit for a fucking year just waiting for my hair to grow back. Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

Clearly Clueless is a fucking asshole. He wants me to cut my hair to make women happy. He doesn't care about my mental health. Having beautiful long hair makes me feel bold and confident. Having a boring or ugly haircut makes me feel like shit and ruins my mental health. Women who like men with traditionally masculine haircuts have no business talking to me. I will never have a traditionally masculine haircut, so why waste your time talking to me? We need to go our separate ways. Just like I have no business talking to women who want marriage and sex and cohabitation. They will never change for me, so why waste my time talking to them? We need to go our separate ways. Quickrant admin deletes my posts, so I cross-post on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

I need the world to know who I really am. I am not the ass-kissing piece of shit that my enemies want to portray me as. I am badass enough to choose my own life instead of doing what people tell me to do.

No time to parody, here is my rant: working out everyday has its advantages. I ate ~3555 calories yesterday, and still have visible abs today:

https://ibb.co/Cwhxmfy

I am gradually getting stronger, too. I am already stronger than that fat and weak piece of shit, Corrupt Cop. If I didn't workout every day, I would have to eat less than 1000 calories per day just to have visible abs. If I didn't workout every day, eating ~3555 calories per day would make me a soft and weak and fat piece of shit, like Corrupt Cop, Extremely Ordinary, Krazy Fat, Ignorant Chit, and other pudgy or fat pieces of laziness in fitness and nutrition.

Read my cross-posts on 8kun!

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

This is my MPM12 Bumblebee Movie Optimus Prime:

Robot mode:

https://ibb.co/qWY7zct

Alt-mode:

https://ibb.co/2W2QBng

Look how cool he is! I was never a fan of G1 because I could never take it seriously (Beast Wars was the first Transformers show that tried to be more than just a toy commercial), but the BBmovie design of Optimus is a nice mix of old-school and new-school. The red-and-blue color scheme, alt-mode, and personality are the old-school shit. The modern robot mode is the new-school shit.

I collect Optimus Prime action figures because he is usually portrayed as a badass old wise man type. His designs usually meet my Rule of Cool. He believes in freedom, so he respects my freedom to choose my own life.

MPMs don't have the budget of a G1 or Beast Wars Masterpiece figure. That's why MPM12 is less expensive than MP44 and isn't as great as it could be. MPM4 has great articulation, but it has a garbage paint job and could not tab in well for alt-mode.

No time to parody, I need to get shit done before the trial while still having some fun. But to my enemies like Corrupt Cop, Extremely Ordinary, Krazy Fat, Ignorant Chit, and the rest of the lazy-at-fitness fuckers: fat loss is simple. It's about eating at a caloric deficit. It's primarily diet. Strength gains are more difficult. It's both training and diet. Training with a suboptimal diet has 2 possible outcomes: suboptimal strength gains (caloric deficit), strength gains while becoming a pudgy or fat piece of shit (excessive calorie surplus). Strength gains while maintaining aesthetics is a delicate balance. My leanest gains were in the first 4 years of undergrad. I gained 5 pounds a year, and went from ~120 pounds BW to ~140 pounds BW while still having visible abs. I am trying that strategy again: training every day and limiting weight gain to 5 pounds a year. Quickrants admin deletes my posts, so find them here:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

No time to parody, here is my rant: my enemies think that by making me try new things that I will like new things. Look at my track record with trying new things: I tried a masculine haircut. I DID NOT FUCKING LIKE IT. My mental health was shit for a fucking year as I waited for my hair to grow long so I could feel bold and confident again. I tried a disgusting oversized fat fuck coat. I DID NOT FUCKING LIKE IT. I lost $280USD because I was tricked into buying something that I KNEW that was wrong for me. So what will happen if I try being a parent? I WILL NOT FUCKING LIKE IT. Stupid people think that I will like new things. Smart people know that I stick to the same things that I always had because THE SAME THINGS THAT I ALWAYS HAD MAKES ME HAPPY. There is no reason to try finding a woman to be with or try being a parent. I WILL NOT LIKE THAT SHIT. I FUCKING HATED EVERY NEW THING THAT I EVER FUCKING TRIED. THIS WILL NOT BE ANY DIFFERENT. https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

I'm not too concerned about my words being used against me. I will just say that I am trolling. Besides, the world needs to see me for what I really am, not for what my enemies want to portray me as. That means that when I show up on TV for the Trial of the Spoiled Brat, I will be dressed like myself. That means my form-fitting jeans, compression shirt, and slim-fit short leather jacket. I am NOT some ass-kissing suit-and-tie wearing mother fucker. I refuse to be portrayed like that. There is nothing traditional about me. I will not let the world believe that I am traditional. If my enemies try to assault my hair with a pair of scissors to ruin my beauty and ruin my mental health, I can make the claim that I feared for my life and had no choice but to defend myself against the person wielding a pair of scissors at me. https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

Fitness and nutrition shit for REAL SUPPORTERS

Updated fat loss pdf

Version 20221230.2021.EST

https://we.tl/t-QCRPU9Ejzz

01 - my intentions

02 - complete vs incomplete protein sources

03 - protein requirements

04 - condiments

05 - tools

06 - warming up

07 - progressive overload

08 - my current program 20221207

09 - calisthenics for cardio

10 - fat loss

I once had a waist circumference bigger than 40 inches. This is what I look like now:

https://ibb.co/Cwhxmfy

If I can make such a dramatic change in physique, you can do it too! It just takes a little bit of luck, a little bit of skill, and a little bit of concentrated power of will. Never give up! I believe in you! 💪👍

Quickrant admin deletes my posts, so catch up on missing posts on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

Bookmark the 8kun page and never miss a rant!

This is my custom Lim Toys Ismael (Big Boss) action figure:

https://ibb.co/vQ1gjxp

Look how cool he is! MGS3-era was my favorite version of Big Boss. His country lied to him and manipulated him into killing the person that mattered most to him in the whole world. But even through that tragedy, he was still basically a decent person in that era. It wasn't until post-Peace Walker's chapter 5 ending that he embraced the villain role.

MGS:GZ and TPP were not my favorite eras of Big Boss, but this figure was too cool to pass up. The seller replaced the Lim Toys body with a Hot Toys True Type body for better articulation. If it wasn't for the Diamond Dogs logo on the jacket, this could be an MGS3-era Big Boss in civilian clothes.

Quickrant admin deletes my posts, so catch up on my deleted posts on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

Bookmark the 8kun page and never miss a rant!

I recently discovered an interesting function in the Photos app on my phone. It can differentiate between the subject and the background and edit out the background. Here is an example:

https://ibb.co/RPjF622

This function doesn't always work as intended. I tried this with a photo of Black Truck Commander, and a part of his arm was left out. Probably because he's black and the background had some black/shadows to it, so part of his arm blended with the background. The photo of him in alt-mode had part of the cereal box as part of the subject when the Photos app did its thing.

Just something interesting that I wanted to rant about. Maybe I can photoshop a cool background for some of my toy photos one day.

Quickrant admin deletes my posts, so catch up on any missing posts on 8kun:

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Bookmark the 8kun page and never miss a rant!

20221231 Sat. workout

09:05-09:25

Wave 3, week 1, day 7

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

0lbs-L:1,R:1

4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:12,R:12

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:9reps

Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

0lbs:1rep

4lbs:1rep

8lbs:7reps

No time to parody any rants anymore. I also seem to be sleeping every other night nowadays. That means that I've gotten to the point where I can stay awake for ~48 hours without sleep again, like I was when I was 18 years of age. Maybe training every day makes me more "youthful" than my biological age. I am pushing 40 years of age now. Quickrant admin deletes my posts, so catch up on my deleted posts on 8kun:

https://8kun.top/random/res/73635.html

Bookmark the 8kun page and never miss my rants!

There is no reason to try new things. Every time that I try new things, my mental health takes a hit. Masculine haircuts make me feel like shit for an entire year as I lose a year of my life waiting for my hair to grow back. My enemies think that if I try an ugly haircut that I will like it. Which is an example of delusional thinking. They want me to shave the sides of my head and tie the top into a tiny ponytail. Why the fuck would I want that? I don't need to try it to know that I hate it. The power of observation reveals all. I've seen a tenant in my building with the sides of his head shaved and the top tied into a tiny ponytail. He does NOT look beautiful. I am so much more beautiful than he'll ever be. He looks so fucking ugly that I will never give his hairstyle a chance. Squall Leonhart is my standard when it comes to a beautiful well-dressed man. His hair got even longer during Kingdom Hearts, and achieved perfection in KH2. His KH2 hair with his FF8 clothes is perfection.

So you have a zero tolerance policy. That's great. Because I also have a zero tolerance policy. If someone wants me to waste my life on finding a woman to be with or trying new things, I ban them from my life permanently. Why waste time on someone that I don't like when I can just ban them from my life permanently? Everybody should have a zero tolerance policy towards something that they don't want in their life. I think that it's great that you have a zero tolerance policy. Because I also have a zero tolerance policy. I feel a kinship with you. 😘

There is nothing bold or confident about being traditional. By definition, being traditional is equivalent to playing it safe. I am not impressed by someone who sticks to tradition. I am so badass that I discard other people's traditions and make up my own damn traditions. I am a man that mixes and matches men's and women's clothes to create my ideal look. I clearly don't play it safe like a traditional coward.

And there is no reason for me to try new things. Every time that I try new things, my mental health suffers. Instead of trying traditionally masculine looks, this is better for me:

https://ibb.co/PtwLK7f

This look makes me feel bold and confident. Feeling bold and confident is great for my mental health. Traditionally masculine haircuts and disgusting oversized fat fuck clothes and ass-kissing suits and ties will make me feel like shit. They will ruin my mental health. I have no reason to try new things. Trying new things always ruins my mental health.

No time to parody, here is my rant: my enemies think that if I try masculine haircuts that I will like them. That's stupid. I don't need to try new things to know whether I like it or not. The power of observation reveals all. Every person that I've seen with a masculine hair cut looks either boring or ugly. I don't need to shave half my fucking head to know that I would hate that look. I've already seen other men with that look. IT LOOKS FUCKING UGLY. Why should I have a haircut that makes me feel ugly when I can have a haircut that makes me feel bold and confident? Feeling ugly ruins my mental health. Feeling bold and confident gives me great mental health. Squall Leonhart is my standard for a beautiful well-dressed man. He does NOT have a boring or ugly masculine haircut. His hairstyle became perfection by the time of Kingdom Hearts 2. I do not want to dress like a typical man. I want to dress like Squall Leonhart. Dressing like Squall is best for my mental health.

No time to parody, here is my rant: my enemies think that if I try masculine haircuts that I will like them. That's stupid. I don't need to try new things to know whether I like it or not. The power of observation reveals all. Every person that I've seen with a masculine hair cut looks either boring or ugly. I don't need to shave half my fucking head to know that I would hate that look. I've already seen other men with that look. IT LOOKS FUCKING UGLY. Why should I have a haircut that makes me feel ugly when I can have a haircut that makes me feel bold and confident? Feeling ugly ruins my mental health. Feeling bold and confident gives me great mental health. Squall Leonhart is my standard for a beautiful well-dressed man. He does NOT have a boring or ugly masculine haircut. His hairstyle became perfection by the time of Kingdom Hearts 2. I do not want to dress like a typical man. I want to dress like Squall Leonhart. Dressing like Squall is best for my mental health.

There is no reason to try masculine haircuts. Every masculine haircut that I've seen is either boring or ugly. I refuse to feel ugly. Feeling ugly ruins my mental health. I will have bad mental health for over a fucking year as I wait for my ugly masculine haircut to grow long enough to make me feel beautiful again. There is no reason for me to try masculine haircuts. I want to feel bold and confident every fucking day. I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL UGLY FOR OVER A FUCKING YEAR AS I WAIT FOR MY UGLY MASCULINE HAIRCUT TO GROW LONG AND BEAUTIFUL AGAIN. I already have a long and beautiful haircut. It makes me feel bold and confident. It gives me great mental health. I reject masculine haircuts. Masculine haircuts make me feel like shit and ruin my mental health. I will never try masculine haircuts. I refuse to feel like shit for over a fucking year as I wait for my ugly masculine haircut to grow long an beautiful again. I want to never feel ugly. Feeling ugly leads to poor mental health.

There is no reason to try masculine haircuts. Every masculine haircut that I've seen is either boring or ugly. I refuse to feel ugly. Feeling ugly ruins my mental health. I will have bad mental health for over a fucking year as I wait for my ugly masculine haircut to grow long enough to make me feel beautiful again. There is no reason for me to try masculine haircuts. I want to feel bold and confident every fucking day. I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL UGLY FOR OVER A FUCKING YEAR AS I WAIT FOR MY UGLY MASCULINE HAIRCUT TO GROW LONG AND BEAUTIFUL AGAIN. I already have a long and beautiful haircut. It makes me feel bold and confident. It gives me great mental health. I reject masculine haircuts. Masculine haircuts make me feel like shit and ruin my mental health. I will never try masculine haircuts. I refuse to feel like shit for over a fucking year as I wait for my ugly masculine haircut to grow long and beautiful again. I want to never feel ugly. Feeling ugly leads to poor mental health.

Trying new things is fucking stupid. If I already know that I hate masculine haircuts, why the fuck should I try having one? My current hairstyle makes me feel bold and confident. Feeling bold and confident is great for my mental health. What possible reason would I have to sacrifice my beautiful long hair? Why should I sacrifice my bold confidence? Why should I feel like shit with a boring or ugly masculine haircut? Trying new things is fucking stupid. I have a proven track record of hating every new thing that I ever tried in my fucking life. Trying a boring or ugly masculine haircut will make me feel ugly and I will lose my bold confidence. Smart people don't need to try new things, they already know if they hate something. I am smart. I already know that I fucking hate masculine haircuts. It is fucking stupid to try something that I already know that I fucking hate. What a fucking waste of time.

There is no reason to try going out on a date. I already know that women are boring. Smart people don't need to try new things, they already know what they hate. I hate dating. I only like fitness, gaming, and action figures. I have a proven track record of hating everything that is not fitness, not gaming, and not action figures. Dating is not fitness, not gaming, and not action figures. Smart people don't need to try new things. They already know if they hate something. I gain nothing from dating. Even Big Loser refuses to date anymore, so he has proven that I am right: dating is an option, not a requirement. It is also worthless. That is why Big Loser refuses to try finding a woman to be with. Because a girlfriend or a wife is the most worthless type of human. They are just a burden and a hardship and a big-assed inconvenience that will ruin my quality of life. Married men have no freedom. Single men can do whatever they want without asking for permission.

20230101 Sun. workout

09:06-09:36

Wave 3, week 2, day 1

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

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8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:11,R:12

8lbs-L:6,R:6

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

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Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

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No time to parody rants, I need to focus on fun before the trial. That means gaming. It does NOT mean finding a woman to be with. That's not fun. It also serves no purpose in MY life. How is a girlfriend anything other than an inconvenience? A girlfriend wants to ruin my fucking life with marriage and sex and cohabitation. A girlfriend cannot make me happy. Only fitness, gaming, and action figures make me happy. There is no reason to try new things. New things always ruin my mental health. It is not healthy to try new things and have poor mental health. It is healthier to stick to what makes me happy. Happiness leads to great mental health.

Only stupid people need to try something to determine whether they like it or not. Smart people use logical thinking and the power of observation to determine whether to even try something. The power of observation showed me that masculine haircuts are boring or ugly. The power of observation showed me that Squall's Kingdom Hearts 2 hairstyle is fucking perfection. Logic dictates that if I want the perfect hairstyle, I should reject masculine haircuts and try Squall's KH2 hairstyle. The power of observation showed me that suits and ties look like shit. The power of observation showed me that Squall's FF8 look makes him the best dressed man that I've ever seen in my fucking life. Logic dictates that if I want to be a well-dressed man, that I should reject suits and ties and try Squall's FF8 look. Only stupid people need to try something before knowing whether they like it or not. Smart people use logical thinking and the power of observation.

My enemies think that they can make me like their lifestyle and beliefs. They are fucking idiots. I am the opposite of them. That means that I hate what they love and love what they hate. Trying their lifestyle and beliefs will not result in me changing. I reject masculine haircuts. They look boring or ugly. I reject suits and ties. Nobody looks good in a suit and tie. Look at Triple H: now that he's an executive, he wears a suit. When he was just a superstar, he wore a leather jacket. IDGAF if my enemies love suits and ties. I am the opposite of my enemies. That means that I hate what they love and love what they hate. My enemies claim to value diversity, but they want to take away from me everything that makes me unique and make me be another ass-kissing, dick-sucking, suit-and-tie wearing motherfucker like them. They are hypocrites. They do not want diversity, they want everyone to be the same. I need diversity. People like me need to use people like them to achieve our goals.

This is my APC-003 Green Blader Prime:

https://ibb.co/PTg880J

It is a black repaint Chinese bootleg of the First Edition Transformers: Prime Optimus Prime. It came with a manufacturing error, so I sacrificed my Hasbro FE TFP OP so my GBP can have a right and left hand instead of 2 of the same hand. The FE TFP OP is worth quite a bit now, but I buy action figures to enjoy them, not for investment. The GBP has more accessories and better paint apps than the FE TFP OP and is less expensive.

Arm cannons:

https://ibb.co/gtyX3KQ

Arm blades:

https://ibb.co/p24RZtq

A red version of the Star Saber:

https://ibb.co/L8ZxZHg

I did not equip it wrong. Watch the show.

Alternate unmasked head:

https://ibb.co/JrrpnLX

Alt-mode:

https://ibb.co/9w3DBwb

Not pictured is an out-of-scale Jack figure.

I want an oversized version of GBP. This toy has superior aesthetics to the Weaponizer Class TFP OP.

20220102 Mon. workout

09:59-10:30

Wave 3, week 2, day 2

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

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8lbs-L:11,R:11

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Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

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Chin-ups (PI hit 20221228)

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No time to parody anybody's rants, I have shit to do. But it looks like sleeping every other night is adversely impacting my training. But because I already hit all my PIs for this wave already, it doesn't matter. I am cleared to move on to the next wave after week 3 of this wave.

My enemies want me to try new things. If trying new things is a mandatory part of life, why won't they try feminine haircuts? Why won't they wear heavy makeup? Why won't they wear lipstick? Why won't they wear nail polish? Why won't they wear a mini skirt? Why won't they dress like this in public? Why won't they try new things? Because they know that trying new things is stupid. Life is not about trying everything. It's about trying things that you are actually interested in. If they refuse to try dressing like a girl, then I can also refuse to try masculine haircuts. My enemies are not real men. They are cowards. Real men are man enough to risk themselves against someone twice their size. Not only did I risk myself against someone twice my size, I actually won the fucking fight. My opponent is a Chicken-shit Koward. He is twice my size but half the man. I do not respect cowards. My enemies practice toxic masculinity. I practice REAL masculinity. A buzzcut does not make you a man.

My enemies want me to try new things. Specifically, they want me to try masculine haircuts. Even though it is public knowledge that I hate masculine haircuts. Why should I try something that I already know that I hate? Will my enemies try things that they hate? I never saw any of them try a feminine haircut. I never saw any of them try wearing lipstick and makeup and nail polish and a mini skirt in public. They hate dressing like a girl and will refuse to try it. So I will fight fire with fire and refuse to try masculine haircuts. You ancient assholes want me to try new things? Here's a new thing: I never had hair so long that it reached my lower back. So I will try something new: I am going to grow my hair long enough to reach my lower back. I need to try new things, right? So let's see how it looks when my hair is so long that it reaches my lower back. Let's see how it looks on TV for the Trial of the Spoiled Brat. Look, everyone! I am trying something new!

Captain America is a hypocrite. He says "try everything," but I never saw him try going out in public with a feminine haircut, a miniskirt, heavy makeup, lipstick, or nail polish. He doesn't even believe in what he preaches. He will never "try everything." He only tries things that are of interest to him. So I will do the same: I will never try everything. I will only try things that are of interest to me. I have no interest in masculine haircuts. They are boring at best and fucking ugly at worst. I have no interest in finding a woman to be with. A woman is an inconvenience. Inconveniences make life worse. There is nothing convenient about having a girlfriend or a wife. Only stupid people "try everything." Smart people only try things that they are interested in. You will never see Captain America try dressing like a girl. Just like you will never see me try masculine haircuts and never see me try finding a woman to be with. Nobody tries everything. People only try interesting things.

My enemies have no empathy. They cannot even put themselves in my shoes and understand that chopping off my hair is a disfigurement. It is psychologically traumatizing to be disfigured. It is psychologically traumatizing to go from beautiful to ugly. Because my enemies don't care about making me feel like shit, I will fight fire with fire and not care about making them feel like shit. Masculine haircuts are boring at best and fucking ugly at worst. Oversized fat fuck clothes are for people with garbage physiques. They chase after size and strength at the expense of aesthetics and became a disgusting fat piece of shit. Nobody looks good in a suit and tie. Triple H wore a cool leather jacket more often when he was just a superstar. Now he wears a suit and tie more often as an executive. He looked great as a superstar. Now he looks like shit. My enemies practice toxic masculinity. I practice REAL masculinity. A buzzcut does not make you a man.

20230103 Tues. workout

09:39-10:07

Wave 3, week 2, day 3

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

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4lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:1,R:1

8lbs-L:10,R:10

8lbs-L:6,R:6

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

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Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

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8lbs:5reps

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My enemies think that if my coworkers compliment me on having a masculine haircut that I will keep having a masculine haircut. That's fucking stupid. Having my hair chopped off was traumatizing. I was hideously disfigured. Why should I feel like shit just so my coworkers can be pleased with my masculine haircut? Since when do my coworkers happiness take precedence over my own happiness? IDGAF if my coworkers compliment me on having a masculine haircut. I feel like shit with a masculine haircut. I will never allow anybody the chance to disfigure me ever again. Learning to cut my own hair GUARANTEES that I will never feel hideously disfigured again. Feeling hideously disfigured is bad for mental health. Feeling bold and confident is great for mental health. Only a full head of beautiful long hair makes me feel bold and confident. My long hair is a part of my identity. It is very important that I look and feel like myself.

My ancient asshole enemies want me to sacrifice all the advantages that I earned and start over. That makes them assholes. If I earned something, it means that I fucking deserve to have it. So why am I giving it up? I deserve everything that I have. I put in the time and I put in the work. I earned it. I will never restart my MGSPW game save data. I earned everything that I unlocked, so I fucking deserve that shit. I don't see my ancient asshole enemies sacrificing their advantages to start over. I don't see the sharks from Shark Tank sacrificing their money to start over. Sacrificing what you earned and fucking deserve to have is stupid. If you earned it, you fucking deserve it. So you should not feel bad for having it. I will never sacrifice any advantage that I earned to start over. I have no reason to start over. The end is in sight. So why start over when retirement is just over the horizon?

20230104 Wed. workout

07:42-08:16

Wave 3, week 2, day 4

Pistol squats (PI hit on 20221225)

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8lbs-L:10,R:10

8lbs-L:6,R:8

Dips (PI hit on 20221226)

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Chin-ups (PI hit on 20221228)

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My enemies have no empathy and love persecuting me just for having long hair and slim fit clothes. So I will have no empathy for them and fight fire with fire. Masculine haircuts are boring at best and ugly at worst. Oversized clothes are for disgusting fat pieces of shit that want to hide their disgusting fat fuck bodies. Suits and ties make everybody look like an ass-kissing piece of shit. Leather jackets are superior. Why have empathy for my enemies when I can fight fire with fire?

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