> be me
> see waifu
> rock hard
>print out waifu on photo paper
>salivate in anticipation as the printer whirs
> i pick her up and smell the still warm to the touch image
<perfection
> i drop my pants and press my throbbig purple tip onto the fun part
> the paper gives way as i push bliss.jpeg
> get papercut, its deep and insta pain
>scramble to find my phone, taking too long battery dead
> run outside my appartment bleeding profusely
>knock on random door
> door opens 9/10 cutie opens her door
>sees me and calls her friends over
> all hotties and all laughing at me
<halp i need a d--..
> fall and slip into the abyss, the last words i hear :
< lol what a loser lmoa