How to Get Rich:
There was a time, in society, where you'd work your way into money, with a job, an education, and a start in a career.
But there was something, called a malaproptive genius.
A malaproptive genius, is someone who is just as smart as any kid. That means, he's brilliant. But another kid, thinks he can steal smart, because his parents, don't feed him enough, he's poor, they're still trying to work themselves into the system above.
And he steals, from another kid, so that kid, messes him up, and if he does it, he just might be a malaproptive genius. The malaproptive genius, figures out, that you can be as smart as you want, as long as you get rid of any need for revenge, every single time you need it. The principal, stops that kid, immediately, or else it happens.
The malaproptive genius, is taken out, by something fictitiously anti-Semitic, hurled at them. It was used in the Vietnam War, with the Vietnamese words for "Jane Fonda Doesn't Like You", prompting Jane Fonda to travel to Vietnam, insulted by the Americans, unaware that she was rupturing the colons of every victorious Vietnamese communist in the country, despite AK-47s assisting the Vietnamese troops.
Sharing, causes all poverty, but because of the malaproptive genius, we need it, because a ton of people die, because of just one of these scaly motherfucks.
Einstein caused the Holocaust.
Is your pancreas still intact? If it isn't good. Otherwise, good.
Let's continue, Bill Hicks can't read, he's farting up liquid death in a comical manner, until he dies.
Anyways, the old route to money, doesn't work anymore. Now, you need a big fat sack of cash, from the cops, for busting a guy trying to work hard and get money in, and it scales through and through, because of the US Marshalls Service, or another law enforcement agency, giving out that big fat sack of money, to just one person, for catching a malaproptive genius, that couldn't be caught, necessitating the money to come from somewhere.
That means, you have to take a badge, not a loan or hard work, and take that money, from a loan or hard work, and you have to share.
And remember, real anti-Semitism is never good, because Bill Hicks didn't know what anti-Semitism was, he was deafeningly stupid, despite being a malaproptive genius. They gave him, a book on how to write jokes, which is why he was funny.
Hey, Bill Hicks.
Einstein caused the Holocaust